The Valkyries were actually quite repulsive. They weren't the beautiful maidens that rewarded warriors who fell in battle with a place in Odin's hall. The word Valkyrie means "chooser of the slain" meaning they chose who died on the battlefield and how as Odin dictated it to them. They were originally frightening half swan hags that rode wolves and carried troths with them full of their bloody quilts they'd throw over people to cause their deaths. One Valkyrie was punished by Odin for saving a man she took a liking to rather than murdering him.
marvin hamilton “I take yew out fer a day o’ battle, and ye dress like yer goin’ dancin’! COVER YOURSELF! You’ll catch yer deat’ o’ cold!” “Daaad!” “That goes fer all o’ ye!” “DAAAAAAD!”
Cult Leader "I gave birth to seven daughters and raise them to be Jack assassin!" Scosman wife "Bitch please! I gave birth to an ARMY of daughters whose all grew up to be warrior women!" Yes I assume she didn't gave birth to all of them at once but none the less, I now feel sorry for her when given birth!!
@@tylerfindlay3774 I think the minigun does. Not sure on the rest of the other guns. The reason behind it is for its spinning and firing. It cant just fire without like some kind of power like electricity or in such, batteries EDIT: So irl miniguns dont have batteries. Lets just assume scotsman does have batteries for the sake of portability.
0:49 Scotsman: What?! Flora! What in bonnie blazes are ya' wearing?! I take you out for a day of battle, and ye dress like you're going dancing! Cover yourself! You'll catch your death of cold!" Flora: Daaaaad! Scotsman: That goes for all of ya! Scotsman daughter: Daaaaaaaad!
It was perfect that the Scotsman hadn’t changed one bit between the 50 years that is between season 4 and 5. well, except hid age but that’s besides the point. He’s still the funny, prideful, insulting Scotsmanwe know and love
Your kidding right, have you seen the Scotsman's wife, that woman literally tear through an entire army so much so her scream break them like glass and beat up beelzebub like he was nothing.
I wonder how long has it been since Jack and the Scotsman last saw each other. You'd think he'd want Aku's most hated nemesis and the only man whose defeated Aku numerous times with him during this attack.
1:44 Aku: Can somebody please... STOP ALL THAT NOISE?! Heronicle Omnic: I'm sorry, master, but it seems that we're under attack! Aku: Under attack? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. (Moved a fire shaped rock and unzips the window zipper and saw the entire rebellion heading this way) Hmm. Perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my malaaaaaaaise.
I'll be honest, despite watch Samurai Jack since it began, the entire wait for season five made me forget about a lot of the characters. The only ones i remembered were the enemies in a couple of the Flash Games, Aku, and Jack. So I was initially confused at the cheering around me when the Scottsman showed up here, making me watch the whole series again as a refresher.
I beleave the whole UK units join Scotsman to battle with Aku. English people on tanks. North Irish on Rhinos. And Scotish women. (OMG, they all so hot)
Scotsman leads Army of Daughters into battle, all's going well till a giant bowling ball shows up and then it's: "You know what? _This was a bad idea!"_ 😂😂😂
![[SFM] Samurai Soldier meets the Scotsman](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kq43oNm52jw/mqdefault.jpg)
The Scotsman literally fathered an army from his breeches.
Kakashi Hatake 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
Some dads want to have enough kids to be their own soccer team. Then there's the Scotsman lol.
And their mother was strong enough to bear every one of them!
RayMKlll have you seen her? What a woman
40 daughters, 0 sons. how is that even possible?!
I love how in over 50 years, the Scotsman’s leg went from an assault rifle to a Gatling gun.
I wonder if he had a pistol for a leg when he was a toddler
@@michaelkowal3230probably lol
@@michaelkowal3230 A squirt gun probably
When I saw the Scotsman roll onto the scene, I had the biggest shit eating grin on my face
We all did
It was easily the second best moment of the season.
@@MP-in3yn What was the first best?
@@Mac14329 the whole season
Ik, I was like..." this mf."
I so want there to be a spinoff that focuses on the Scotsman during the 50 years between Seasons 4 and 5. You can never have too much Scotsman.
King Edward disagrees
Furious Sherman agreed
@@christopherclegg530 🖕
It would just be him fucking
@@christopherclegg530 feck off englesh
Not even Odin's Valkeries could match up to the beauty of these warrior women.
Diego Bareno What? He took them to a day of battle and they dress like they’re going DANCING!
Diego Bareno and numbers
EXTRA T H I C C
The Valkyries were actually quite repulsive. They weren't the beautiful maidens that rewarded warriors who fell in battle with a place in Odin's hall. The word Valkyrie means "chooser of the slain" meaning they chose who died on the battlefield and how as Odin dictated it to them. They were originally frightening half swan hags that rode wolves and carried troths with them full of their bloody quilts they'd throw over people to cause their deaths. One Valkyrie was punished by Odin for saving a man she took a liking to rather than murdering him.
@Doomer The neet gloomer The primary sources of Norse Mythology. You can read about them in the German and Icelandic Sagas.
The fact he has to be wheeled into battle and the line “This was a bad idea” never fails to crack me up
Stops just before the attack to address his daughters outfits. 0:49 “Flora.What im bonny blazes are ya wearing?”
marvin hamilton “I take yew out fer a day o’ battle, and ye dress like yer goin’ dancin’! COVER YOURSELF! You’ll catch yer deat’ o’ cold!”
“Daaad!”
“That goes fer all o’ ye!”
“DAAAAAAD!”
@@SonictheBlueStreak
I like the annoyed looks on all of their faces
He makes a fair point. You'd think they'd at least wear armor.
@@SonictheBlueStreak Now we...
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@chgaming5059
Somebody please...
*STOP ALL THAT NOISE!*
Even though Aku vaporized him, the Scotsman still roasted the hell out of him beforehand.
But in the end, Aku got the last roast. Literally
@@amandag.6186
He both took it and dealt it, but in the end he only made the Scotsman stronger!
Remember girls: Always listen to your father because he knows best.
David Fiore th that’s a good one
Except 1 one of daughters sounds like high pitch man
1:06
@@1992balto indeed
@@nulla616
I was shocked 2
Cult Leader "I gave birth to seven daughters and raise them to be Jack assassin!"
Scosman wife "Bitch please! I gave birth to an ARMY of daughters whose all grew up to be warrior women!"
Yes I assume she didn't gave birth to all of them at once but none the less, I now feel sorry for her when given birth!!
you have seen the Scotsman's wife right, I'm not sure it was "difficult"
Ren Cen BS her shit talking would be a lot less coherent but somehow have more sting.
Have you seen the size of her? She could give birth to like 4/5 each time easy
Tho I am sure any daughter of aku would win 1v1 vs scotsman's daughters
Can you imagine how the Scotsman’s wife survived giving birth to so many?
2:40 when you take on the boss fight without doing any side quests
This is more like the sides quests went on ahead and took on the boss fight themselves
Borderlands 2 in a nutshell.
That happened to me in Borderlands 2.
It's more like doing the side quests only to stumble upon an even stronger late game boss
Hahahaha
The most badass and legendary side character ever.
What I'd really like to know is. HOW THE HELL DID ANY OF THEM THINK THIS WAS GONNA WORK?!
They had to try somehow. Kinda like endgame.
@@camerong3818 They should have been used at the final battle.
They were armed with valor but that's not enough to defeat Aku
@@rockk9753 indeed.
@@camerong3818 more like infinity war
I can't remember who originally said this, but I think the Scotsman reeeeeally wanted a son.
"ANOTHER WEE LASS? FOR THE LOVE OF BLAZES, WOMAN! WE'RE GOIN' AGAIN RIT' NOW!"
@@the_gonzo_wanderer lmfao!
IT WAS TRAIL AND ERROR!
@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Too many errors LOL.
@@SilentG07 Why do you think he is in a wheelchair
Even In a wheelchair he still fight....
Well fighting is easy in general if you have not only a buff upper body, but also a machine gun for a leg.
@@tylerfindlay3774 speaking of that minigunn where do you think the battery and the ammunition is if it's nowhere near his back or something?
@@d4rkpr1nc39
Guns have batteries?!
I live in Canada I wouldn’t know.
@@tylerfindlay3774 I think the minigun does. Not sure on the rest of the other guns. The reason behind it is for its spinning and firing. It cant just fire without like some kind of power like electricity or in such, batteries
EDIT: So irl miniguns dont have batteries. Lets just assume scotsman does have batteries for the sake of portability.
@@tylerfindlay3774 miniguns need a motor to drive them.
Has Scotsman nothing to offer me but this T H I C C Amazons?
Valkyries more like it
Oi, he had the most epic roast a man could deliver to a demon.
@@jorgegfigueroa9755 And he did it to that basket wearing filth.
@@jorgegfigueroa9755
The flames of Hell itself has nothing on his roasts.
"I take you out for a day of battle and you dress like you're going dancing", jajajajajajaja
The scotsman humor never gets old
Yeah John dimaggio had a lot of fun voicing the Scotsman
Wow, even in battle he still takes parenting seriously.
2:40
Yeah... Ya don't say. He literally wiped out two armored columns in just one swoop.
The Scotsman is the embodiment of respect to her daughters, his words are law
Her daughters?
2:10
And thus a meme was born
imma use it
0:49
Scotsman: What?! Flora! What in bonnie blazes are ya' wearing?! I take you out for a day of battle, and ye dress like you're going dancing! Cover yourself! You'll catch your death of cold!"
Flora: Daaaaad!
Scotsman: That goes for all of ya!
Scotsman daughter: Daaaaaaaad!
I think that the scotch man is in a wheelchair not because of his age, but because of his daughters...
If you know what I mean
4444Ferris wait what
@@chikeziriamadi7823 I mean making them
or he lost his leg
Shonksu yeah i had to re-educate myself
Daniel Merida hmm yes tha5t woman sure does like twins a giant bloat
It was perfect that the Scotsman hadn’t changed one bit between the 50 years that is between season 4 and 5. well, except hid age but that’s besides the point. He’s still the funny, prideful, insulting Scotsmanwe know and love
He allways looks after his daughters
There's something to be said on how Aku's simpler forms have the most success.
if i get a spicy ginger kitty im naming him Scotsman in honor of this.
(Aku calmly) would somebody please.....STOP ALL THAT NOISE!
I'm sorry master, but it seems we're under attack.
(Aku) Under Attack? Hmmmmmm.
Aku: Hmmmm. Perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my maalaaaaise.
1:45 he asked calmly
I adore the scottsman, a Beast til the end.
True Legends never die.
They way he react to his daughters where though outfit is hilarious I can’t stop laughing 😂
I mean if my duagther was wearing that in a family battlefield i would be mad to
I would be more confused than angry cus don't you need armour to protect yourself from chemicals and bullets?
Greg Baldwin holding that malaiiiiiise was perfection.
😂 Man his tone and how he said words like that in a slow dramatic tone makes it hilarious XD
Aku:......Malaiiiiiiiiiiissssssseeeeee.....
As soon as Aku said malaise like that I knew they were dead.
Imagine this but it’s a bagpipe cover of Portals.
Love how the Scotman's eye patch is argyle patterned.
Those are one angry Wendy's employees
I know they're the scotsman's daughters and all, but they look more like amazons!
Your kidding right, have you seen the Scotsman's wife, that woman literally tear through an entire army so much so her scream break them like glass and beat up beelzebub like he was nothing.
@@Enderman54430 don't remind me, she was one woman that you DON'T want to get on her bad side.
How many kids can someone have!?
@@stephenbyrne2170 uh, never underestimate the power of love an nature?
now we chaaaaaaaarge!!!!
The scotsman is the one of the. Most iconic characters hes daughter are fine as hell and he made an army from his loynes
It's too bad the jack never got to see the Scotsman when he was old lol 😂🤣
@Anthony Guarino Considering the timeline, he won't. The Scotsman was over two thousand years in the future.
This battle needed at least one horde of Bettle drones. That would’ve been epic.
I wonder how long has it been since Jack and the Scotsman last saw each other. You'd think he'd want Aku's most hated nemesis and the only man whose defeated Aku numerous times with him during this attack.
The Scotsman's third leg is like his gun leg. He ain't firing no blanks.
The Scotsman: Now we... CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!
Add Volbeat’s Warrior’s Call
Did we ignore the fact that his kitty pouch has an eyepatch too?
Not much but it also has one ear
I can't imagine his charisma if he can rally an army worth multiple countries
i like how even in battle hes a dad first 0:48
I can imagine this scene being in Endgame
0:44 “He looks like a Scottish Santa Claus! 😆🤣”
That was my reaction when I saw him here for my first time. I mean when the episode premiered.
I love that his eyepatch is plad.
2:20 Not only did this teach me a new word but also how to pronounce it the proper way.
Me in my mid-30s, out at a bar on a weeknight after 10 pm; "YANNO WHAT? THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!"
1:44 Aku: Can somebody please... STOP ALL THAT NOISE?!
Heronicle Omnic: I'm sorry, master, but it seems that we're under attack!
Aku: Under attack? Hmmmmmmmmmmm. (Moved a fire shaped rock and unzips the window zipper and saw the entire rebellion heading this way) Hmm. Perhaps annihilating this scum will break me out of my malaaaaaaaise.
He protec, he attack, he helps jack get back to the past
Shame he never sees him again
Твардовский делал гениально упоротые сюжеты и картины
I'll be honest, despite watch Samurai Jack since it began, the entire wait for season five made me forget about a lot of the characters. The only ones i remembered were the enemies in a couple of the Flash Games, Aku, and Jack. So I was initially confused at the cheering around me when the Scottsman showed up here, making me watch the whole series again as a refresher.
I love the way Aku says 'Malaise'.
I love how they're so embarrassed those extra patterned cloth from their small skirts materialize.
Those poor fools didn’t stand a chance.
The reply Aku got in the tower sounded a lot like Zim's base
The scotsman,the original chad
Scotsman:Attacks with a whole army*
Aku: *aaaah,Mondays*
He walked with the to Akus fort a few miles and he just now noticed their clothes? 😆😆😆
As a side note....the rhinos look like they are a tribute/knockoff of the Herculoids Tundro ..multi legged and shoots energy rocks.
That roast
Rest In Peace brother
Damn flora I definitely climb that tree
If there are 30 daughters, the Scottman's Wife must have triplets each time
Scotland needs this Chad energy back.
Well, I shudder at imagining his sons. :-P
ya know he's hot shit when he got 2 extra clans following his own
Scotsman must have been holding out a lot 😏😏
1:11 charge!!!!!
This guy is literally a one man army
It’s so beautiful 😞
So a tank army, a wierd cavalry army and an infantry group of scottish amazons versus the ultimate evil, yeah, bad idea.
The Scotsman has a harem
I beleave the whole UK units join Scotsman to battle with Aku. English people on tanks. North Irish on Rhinos. And Scotish women. (OMG, they all so hot)
The scotsman went to town and got busy haha
Now that's a man I can follow into battle 1:22
0:37 😃
1:02 😂
1:05 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I close my eyes and I pretend that it's the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 and Gloria from Pokemon Sword & Shield. LOL
Sounded like plankton at the end there
Scotsman leads Army of Daughters into battle, all's going well till a giant bowling ball shows up and then it's:
"You know what? _This was a bad idea!"_ 😂😂😂
Tanks with the red flag are Brits, Knights with green flag are Irish, and of course, the scotsman and his daughters are from...
It makes sense now why his wife was so...rotund.
She must've been pregnant when Jack first met her
Looks like Scotsman had old but modified FT 17 Renault tanks
Holy shit, "Samurai Jack" has seen double barreled tanks even before World of Tanks added one.
Dementus after trying to take over The Citadel 2:40
0:59
Jes the best dad
I wish Jack had met the Scotsman daughters is some episode. It'd been a lot of fun a Jack x Flora moment.
This dude was just....FUCKING bruhh 😂😂
Live footage when demoknight got buffed
This scene is what inspired Big Mom from One Piece
Took on the boss without doing any side missions first to level up.
Kinda think they didn't think too far ahead
That poor woman....
Aku be having an existential crisis while decimating an army.