Have You Ever Seen An “Excited" Kangaroo? 🤮 @TheUrbanRescueRanch

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[@stoneguinea]

THAT ZOOM IN WAS FOUL

[@Rose1edits]

Fr😭😭 I was traumatized it looked like a deformed stick bug💀💀

[@CriticalHitterVR]

@@Rose1edits😭🙏🙏

[@Mister_Skar]

you spelt "awesome" wrong

[@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm35]

​@@Mister_Skarwtf 💀💀 god dam flurries

[@KarlTheExpert]

​@@Rose1editsNo dikkshaming pls. 😢

[@DontLookNowBuddy]

“He just wants a hug” *immediately kicked in the balls*

[@ThisShitWontWor]

😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteTruth-vm1zb]

Women ☕

[@shaneleigh1293]

What do you mean​@@AbsoluteTruth-vm1zb

[@shizukagozen777]

​@@AbsoluteTruth-vm1zb
WTF ? Are you OK ?

[@PeterKnagge]

Kangaroo disembowelment is no joke.

[@ashleegomez3428]

Youll be getting my therapy bill for that close up

[@C.B.Aquatics-ey9yb]

Real

[@helenapalla826]

😂For real😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@_letstartariot]

I need to go pray 🙏

[@svenjanssen3173]

No wonder these youth is so weak.. they need therapy for this and that.
Get ur shit straight and just accept life, you have a bigger problem if you get upset about every small thing.

[@user-iz6gc5ko8d]

Wondering what it feels like 😫

[@einienj3281]

Da baby is a hormonal teen 😂😂

[@Nature_1052]

💀💀💀💀…he hit puberty

[@einienj3281]

@@Nature_1052 Yup.. 😅😄

[@TheWretched_08]

Ba Baby is now Da Teen

[@einienj3281]

@@TheWretched_08 Soon a Dadult.. how time flies 😔

[@TheWretched_08]

@@einienj3281*in british*They grow up so fast 😢

[@AmbroseArietes]

WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT BRO

[@peacelilly75]

It's nature not disney

[@cadennorris960]

@@peacelilly75Your point? Your parents fucking is natural do you want to see that?

[@hardy2k11]

FACTS😅😱

[@prolastmedia6171]

​@@peacelilly75lol why do you sound so excited about seeing a Kangaroo phallus???

[@spiceweasel8966]

Scorpion Stinger 🦂

[@dinokingdom4091]

Been on this earth for 23 years, know animal facts that can traumatize you, I wish I never saw a kangaroo male part 😂

[@wessideAlaska]

Right! You'd think Steve Irwin woulda showed us thing long ago😂

[@vigorouslethargy]

Least it wasn't a turtle

[@greed0599]

Snakes have 2 penises, collectively called a hemipenis. Also, you cant see it in this video because of how de baby is hunched, but kangaroo balls hang ABOVE their penis

[@spiceweasel8966]

Seems like a spikey scorpion stinger 🦂

[@chookinathunderstorm3446]

FIVE penises on an Australian echidna.
Look it up.

[@froginprogress8510]

That closeup was unnecessary nightmare fuel...
Why is no one saving that poor hammock😭

[@dallasseals7347]

612 likes and no comments? lemme fix that

[@Nuttyirishman85]

The same reason people in 2024 say “You still own a hammock?”

[@harizhashim446]

Probably they want a Dahammock baby jr

[@mr.pickles3141]

da baby the booty warrior

[@daMillenialTrucker]

bros the hammock booty bandit

[@A-Moth-named-Goose]

Dababy violated that poor hammock.. the hammock will be getting therapy, I will pay for you guys too, don’t worry

[@tinadudley5318]

We all was violated by that zoom in 😮🫢🫣!!!!

[@sammy_wills]

WHY DID YOU ZOOM IN ON IT!?!?

[@lewischasen]

He's not being mean or angry
Mean while da-baby: NUT CHECK!

[@TheSilliestManAlive420]

Da baby got that red rocket 😭🙏

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

It looks more like a tongue or a tentacle.

[@TheSilliestManAlive420]

@@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 wooooosh

[@phantommyst1933]

😭

[@WilliesGarden]

​@@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094it's got 2 heads for the female 3 vaginas. You act like you don't see this everyday.

[@BonazaiGirl]

I have went over thirty years without seeing a male kangaroo’s dingaling. Now, I desperately wish to return to such a blissfully ignorant time.

[@sandyaw3057]

May we please?

[@micronerd]

Bing, bing, bong
K A N G A R O O S C H L O N G 💀

[@kimmygrrr8355]

I didnt wanna know it was shaped that way

[@nicklundy1970]

It would be terrifying to not have ever seen a kangaroo and randomly see one in the middle of the night

[@notsordfish2]

Not the close up 🤢

[@Techmoblad]

WHY DOES IT LOOK SHARP BRO😭
I'm scared

[@theclearestofcrystals]

​@Techmoblad WHY ARE YOU LOOKIJG AT IT?!

[@Techmoblad]

@@theclearestofcrystals It was staring into my soul you gotta believe me

[@notsordfish2]

He made us look at that th-thing 🤢

[@DogMuncher22]

​@@notsordfish2you prolly liked it

[@faisalwani1239]

The pure enthusiasm in his voice when he said "and he Likes to jump at me and try to kill me" was hilarious asf 😂🤣

[@ravinosaurus]

why tf did you have to zoom it in? Now I'm scarred for life 😂😭

[@adamjg4]

Now when I go to sleep tonight, I'll still have that image in my dreams -- damn it!

[@Lethal_Refrigerator]

Look like a damn knife

[@Quotheraving]

Or a bird looking up.

[@ChinchillaBONK]

When a kangaroo loves a hammock very much...

[@leonardomafrareina7634]

That's a deer that has gone to prison.

[@chickenmonger123]

He’s just a young fella. Feeling all kinds a things.

[@viceleapored710]

WHY DOSE IT LOOK LIKE A KNIFE😭💀

[@JamesChurchill3]

Thats not a knoife...

[@user-fn9zl9bc2v]

I didn't knew Dababy was from London

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

Why does ours look like a mushroom?

[@prolastmedia6171]

​@@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094speak for yourself, mine is more of an Elephants trunk 😂 or at least a corn cob. Not a mushroom

[@Infernalhypernova]

Issa knife

[@Magar-vlog123]

Nah bruh that thing is pure testosterone

[@cliffsniper4537]

Tha Thang TWITCHED

[@kelsonl6084]

😭

[@Itzzzjd717]

😂

[@phantomsrage6523]

We did not need a close up of that.

[@kaliqkanderson3333]

He ain't trying to hug you, he's trying to kick yo azz 😂

[@jacquelinehall6198]

Hahaha, l seriously thought this kangaroo had a joey in the pouch. Hmmm 😂😂😂

[@victoria7t]

Then you're messed up because males don't have pouches

[@Quotheraving]

Me too, then I realised that it was waaay too low to be a pouch.

[@CodedFoxx]

"not him being mean or angry" *actively attempting murder*

[@Astro_weeeeee]

Featherless...biped...behold, a man!

[@VQ_EDITS]

Imagine it was insta reels

[@Somebodythatyouneverknew]

Yiff artist: “Holy cow! I’ve never seen one before! I MUST DRAW!”

[@LordKronsell]

uwu

[@chartbox6497]

​@@LordKronsellwhy

[@illusionithink5976]

Think he remembers you holding him as a baby, looks like he's trying to jump into your arms when he goes in for his hugs

[@christydougherty9154]

Kangaroos are such a unique animal

[@NicholasCristea]

DaBaby saw the hammock and probably said, “Les go.”

[@jaykinsjr]

brooo you did not have to zoom in😭

[@outdoorloser4340]

So cute! I've never seen a baby kangaroo tail sticking out of its mother's pouch 😊

[@Aliyah_666]

Lol ...😂😂😂 (That's his junk lol)

[@DontBeNegativePhotography.96]

Not the zoom 😂

[@user-zs4pd7bw4t]

I did not expect to see Dababy "lipstick" today.

[@iamdaboya5728]

Looks like he was wrong about being ready for full grown dababy

[@connor5070]

Dang dababys getting muscular

[@I-do-drawing-stuff]

HELP i thought it was a deer!😂

[@TheRealCantaraBella]

What did that hammock ever do😂😂

[@Hamilton.and.HP_fan]

"Not him being mean or angry"
Meanwhile, he's kicking him *there*

[@enragedvideogameman2974]

Thats a flipping hook 😂

[@MishMashShelleyBoo]

Lmfaoo Da Baby and his lil baby needa settle.. that was dianolical 😅😅

[@Alex_Varriale]

The roo is in its awkward phase

[@shortyylu]

OMFG THAT WINKY IS STRAIGHT FROM HELL! It looks like a damn fish hook thing

[@SquashyNO.1]

sometimes he just wants a hug
Da baby: get over here and let me hurt you
lol

[@mimimized]

omg dababy is massive now i remember when he was a wee lad

[@SightofMights]

Never did i ever think i’d get flashed by a kangaroo.

[@calvinquallss4905]

He’s got death claw vibes

[@UFOsAreRealArea51]

Fallout New Vegas, huh? 😂😂😂

[@NicolasDecollibus]

diabolical zoom to both HIM and US !

[@Laucron]

Would kicking it with all your might be considered abuse or just acceptable interspecies communication.

[@feliceabbondante5183]

De baby is playing ,a kangaroo of that size if actually angry would probably be deadly.

[@wendycregan2147]

Best comment by far!!! Smart & funny

[@Idoit_sandwhich]

WE DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT CLOSE UP 😭😭😭

[@LillyHarrington-rw5jo]

Put that red rocket away bro 😭😭

[@shemar7359]

Bombastic side eye

[@Thomas-x8h]

He was 🧱🧱🧱🧱

[@Saar_ball]

Dude has balls of steel with the amount of times dababy kicked him in his balls

[@aspireingminecraftyoutuber6827]

That last kick was personal

[@sidwestcott4718]

That ain't no hug...😅

[@seizuresalad91]

Holy shit he got big. Haven't checked in for a while (years)

[@numberwalk2339]

Ow.... That nut kick at the end musta hurt.

[@jessicaeverly47]

You should get him like a big ball or punching bag so he can practice his boxing on his dababy crazy time

[@AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb]

It looks like a dry pepper 😦

[@brianwt1]

I’ve seen videos on on here of a red Kangaroo those things are jacked and quite scary looking and there claws omg.

[@justanordinaryperson316]

The zoom in is like that one deer video

[@user-mc2sc1lh1w]

DABABY PUT IT AWAY !!

[@maziacthegreat5805]

Not a hug but a clinch

[@KrysC-TX]

Da baby showed dingling😂

[@sammymayo4]

And to think that he was such a small young man before...
Time flies fast 😔

[@TWU222]

Da baby 😂😂

[@valeforedark]

Not beingmman or angry. Da baby hisses in love 😊

[@trollingisasport]

Today I learned I am a kangaroo.

[@beatonthedonis]

That close up was the reincarnation of Big Ounce.

[@baranjan6969]

Aww such nice hug... with claws...

[@bobsullivan5714]

And a boner! Aw shit!

[@C.B.Aquatics-ey9yb]

Love how it says no comments yet but it also says 451 comments

[@animatedblueproductions]

Maybe he wants a piggyback ride XD

[@joeywomer]

“Sometimes the baby just wants a hug.”
Says the guy getting his nuts kicked.

[@unidentifiedflyingobject_ufo]

Totally not trying to kick in a kneecap.😂

[@jwissinboot4898]

"Its not him being mean or anything" as the roo kicks the shit out of him

[@dorothyclemmer5099]

That's some baby!

[@user-ji2zr3us7t]

He bricked up 😂

[@Norton1531]

I hope you’re wearing a box while filming this. That Roo has accurate feet!

[@livinginsaturn]

Rain: *exists*
Baby: that’s hot

[@samisshortforsamurai]

That's a pretty mean/angry hug.

[@jonieevangelista]

our hugging form is not compatible

[@finnmcginn9931]

Kangaroo khawks are the scariest birds of prey

[@shippyshipz9628]

Oh my fucking God bro, da baby sheathe your sword 😂

[@matthewcullen1298]

That's no baby. That's at least a teen-ager

[@Nebnub]

Bro kids are watching 😅😂

[@josh33025]

Bro got a g spot finder.

[@Michal-ld5xo]

Dababy would be perfect friend for kevin

[@dogman129]

I always find it funny that anyone not from Australia is always an expert on our native animals!!!

[@GrandAngel]

WHAT THE SHIT. LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DARK SOULS BOSS DESIGN.

[@TheBatugan77]

KINGaroo!

[@honestazzhole3429]

It’s da boy now not the da baby he grew 🆙

[@crispx19]

HELL NAaaaa

[@bobsullivan5714]

I would pay to watch Mike Tyson deal with this 'Roo.....LOL