Have You Ever Seen An “Excited" Kangaroo? 🤮 @TheUrbanRescueRanch
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THAT ZOOM IN WAS FOUL
Fr😭😭 I was traumatized it looked like a deformed stick bug💀💀
@@Rose1edits😭🙏🙏
you spelt "awesome" wrong
@@Mister_Skarwtf 💀💀 god dam flurries
@@Rose1editsNo dikkshaming pls. 😢
“He just wants a hug” *immediately kicked in the balls*
😂😂😂
Women ☕
What do you mean@@AbsoluteTruth-vm1zb
@@AbsoluteTruth-vm1zb
WTF ? Are you OK ?
Kangaroo disembowelment is no joke.
Youll be getting my therapy bill for that close up
Real
😂For real😂😂😂💀💀💀
I need to go pray 🙏
No wonder these youth is so weak.. they need therapy for this and that.
Get ur shit straight and just accept life, you have a bigger problem if you get upset about every small thing.
Wondering what it feels like 😫
Da baby is a hormonal teen 😂😂
💀💀💀💀…he hit puberty
@@Nature_1052 Yup.. 😅😄
Ba Baby is now Da Teen
@@TheWretched_08 Soon a Dadult.. how time flies 😔
@@einienj3281*in british*They grow up so fast 😢
WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT BRO
It's nature not disney
@@peacelilly75Your point? Your parents fucking is natural do you want to see that?
FACTS😅😱
@@peacelilly75lol why do you sound so excited about seeing a Kangaroo phallus???
Scorpion Stinger 🦂
Been on this earth for 23 years, know animal facts that can traumatize you, I wish I never saw a kangaroo male part 😂
Right! You'd think Steve Irwin woulda showed us thing long ago😂
Least it wasn't a turtle
Snakes have 2 penises, collectively called a hemipenis. Also, you cant see it in this video because of how de baby is hunched, but kangaroo balls hang ABOVE their penis
Seems like a spikey scorpion stinger 🦂
FIVE penises on an Australian echidna.
Look it up.
That closeup was unnecessary nightmare fuel...
Why is no one saving that poor hammock😭
612 likes and no comments? lemme fix that
The same reason people in 2024 say “You still own a hammock?”
Probably they want a Dahammock baby jr
da baby the booty warrior
bros the hammock booty bandit
Dababy violated that poor hammock.. the hammock will be getting therapy, I will pay for you guys too, don’t worry
We all was violated by that zoom in 😮🫢🫣!!!!
WHY DID YOU ZOOM IN ON IT!?!?
He's not being mean or angry
Mean while da-baby: NUT CHECK!
Da baby got that red rocket 😭🙏
It looks more like a tongue or a tentacle.
@@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 wooooosh
😭
@@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094it's got 2 heads for the female 3 vaginas. You act like you don't see this everyday.
I have went over thirty years without seeing a male kangaroo’s dingaling. Now, I desperately wish to return to such a blissfully ignorant time.
May we please?
Bing, bing, bong
K A N G A R O O S C H L O N G 💀
I didnt wanna know it was shaped that way
It would be terrifying to not have ever seen a kangaroo and randomly see one in the middle of the night
Not the close up 🤢
WHY DOES IT LOOK SHARP BRO😭
I'm scared
@Techmoblad WHY ARE YOU LOOKIJG AT IT?!
@@theclearestofcrystals It was staring into my soul you gotta believe me
He made us look at that th-thing 🤢
@@notsordfish2you prolly liked it
The pure enthusiasm in his voice when he said "and he Likes to jump at me and try to kill me" was hilarious asf 😂🤣
why tf did you have to zoom it in? Now I'm scarred for life 😂😭
Now when I go to sleep tonight, I'll still have that image in my dreams -- damn it!
Look like a damn knife
Or a bird looking up.
When a kangaroo loves a hammock very much...
That's a deer that has gone to prison.
He’s just a young fella. Feeling all kinds a things.
WHY DOSE IT LOOK LIKE A KNIFE😭💀
Thats not a knoife...
I didn't knew Dababy was from London
Why does ours look like a mushroom?
@@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094speak for yourself, mine is more of an Elephants trunk 😂 or at least a corn cob. Not a mushroom
Issa knife
Nah bruh that thing is pure testosterone
Tha Thang TWITCHED
😭
😂
We did not need a close up of that.
He ain't trying to hug you, he's trying to kick yo azz 😂
Hahaha, l seriously thought this kangaroo had a joey in the pouch. Hmmm 😂😂😂
Then you're messed up because males don't have pouches
Me too, then I realised that it was waaay too low to be a pouch.
"not him being mean or angry" *actively attempting murder*
Featherless...biped...behold, a man!
Imagine it was insta reels
Yiff artist: “Holy cow! I’ve never seen one before! I MUST DRAW!”
uwu
@@LordKronsellwhy
Think he remembers you holding him as a baby, looks like he's trying to jump into your arms when he goes in for his hugs
Kangaroos are such a unique animal
DaBaby saw the hammock and probably said, “Les go.”
brooo you did not have to zoom in😭
So cute! I've never seen a baby kangaroo tail sticking out of its mother's pouch 😊
Lol ...😂😂😂 (That's his junk lol)
Not the zoom 😂
I did not expect to see Dababy "lipstick" today.
Looks like he was wrong about being ready for full grown dababy
Dang dababys getting muscular
HELP i thought it was a deer!😂
What did that hammock ever do😂😂
"Not him being mean or angry"
Meanwhile, he's kicking him *there*
Thats a flipping hook 😂
Lmfaoo Da Baby and his lil baby needa settle.. that was dianolical 😅😅
The roo is in its awkward phase
OMFG THAT WINKY IS STRAIGHT FROM HELL! It looks like a damn fish hook thing
sometimes he just wants a hug
Da baby: get over here and let me hurt you
lol
omg dababy is massive now i remember when he was a wee lad
Never did i ever think i’d get flashed by a kangaroo.
He’s got death claw vibes
Fallout New Vegas, huh? 😂😂😂
diabolical zoom to both HIM and US !
Would kicking it with all your might be considered abuse or just acceptable interspecies communication.
De baby is playing ,a kangaroo of that size if actually angry would probably be deadly.
Best comment by far!!! Smart & funny
WE DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT CLOSE UP 😭😭😭
Put that red rocket away bro 😭😭
Bombastic side eye
He was 🧱🧱🧱🧱
Dude has balls of steel with the amount of times dababy kicked him in his balls
That last kick was personal
That ain't no hug...😅
Holy shit he got big. Haven't checked in for a while (years)
Ow.... That nut kick at the end musta hurt.
You should get him like a big ball or punching bag so he can practice his boxing on his dababy crazy time
It looks like a dry pepper 😦
I’ve seen videos on on here of a red Kangaroo those things are jacked and quite scary looking and there claws omg.
The zoom in is like that one deer video
DABABY PUT IT AWAY !!
Not a hug but a clinch
Da baby showed dingling😂
And to think that he was such a small young man before...
Time flies fast 😔
Da baby 😂😂
Not beingmman or angry. Da baby hisses in love 😊
Today I learned I am a kangaroo.
That close up was the reincarnation of Big Ounce.
Aww such nice hug... with claws...
And a boner! Aw shit!
Love how it says no comments yet but it also says 451 comments
Maybe he wants a piggyback ride XD
“Sometimes the baby just wants a hug.”
Says the guy getting his nuts kicked.
Totally not trying to kick in a kneecap.😂
"Its not him being mean or anything" as the roo kicks the shit out of him
That's some baby!
He bricked up 😂
I hope you’re wearing a box while filming this. That Roo has accurate feet!
Rain: *exists*
Baby: that’s hot
That's a pretty mean/angry hug.
our hugging form is not compatible
Kangaroo khawks are the scariest birds of prey
Oh my fucking God bro, da baby sheathe your sword 😂
That's no baby. That's at least a teen-ager
Bro kids are watching 😅😂
Bro got a g spot finder.
Dababy would be perfect friend for kevin
I always find it funny that anyone not from Australia is always an expert on our native animals!!!
WHAT THE SHIT. LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DARK SOULS BOSS DESIGN.
KINGaroo!
It’s da boy now not the da baby he grew 🆙
HELL NAaaaa
I would pay to watch Mike Tyson deal with this 'Roo.....LOL