[1176] Open in Seconds: Honeywell “Steel Security Safe” (Model 5101 DOJ)

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  • @AndersFloor
    @AndersFloor Před 3 lety +3569

    "This is the CareerEndingLawyer and what I've got for you today is... "

    • @shartbake1134
      @shartbake1134 Před 3 lety +132

      No one should make a career out of selling fake security devices.

    • @riba2233
      @riba2233 Před 3 lety +14

      Good one :)

    • @AtheistExpert
      @AtheistExpert Před 3 lety +37

      BusinessDestroyingLawyer

    • @shartbake1134
      @shartbake1134 Před 3 lety +31

      What, are they gonna "lock" me up? With something I can open about a half a dozen different ways?

    • @pulsefel9210
      @pulsefel9210 Před 3 lety +29

      @thisguy if masterlock was actually watching they would have done something about their locks

  • @BillErak
    @BillErak Před 3 lety +2526

    You know the video's serious when LPL doesn't bother picking it twice to make sure it wasn't a fluke and instead just spends the remaining time shaming Honeywell.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 Před 3 lety +35

      Well, it was just a name liscenced out to another company that makes incredibly shitty locks
      Blame masterlock or something

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois Před 3 lety +24

      If it works once with this tool it basically always works that fast, thus no need to check for flukes.

    • @GigsVT
      @GigsVT Před 3 lety +18

      resetting the tool would take longer than the impressioning. The thing is a key effectively once you used it once.

    • @waltermh111
      @waltermh111 Před 3 lety +30

      @@bloodstoneore4630 when you license your name, you agree to use your reputation to sell it, so it's all on honeywell. And we know what happened. They wanted easy money, so they licensed it to a Chnese product. I can't wait until it costs companies too much money to operate in China.

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 Před 3 lety +3

      @@waltermh111 I cannot agree more

  • @Strokin383
    @Strokin383 Před 3 lety +199

    "When you buy a safe from Harbor Freight, you should be prepared for disappointment"
    Thats the greatest thing I've heard today

    • @finishfirst4580
      @finishfirst4580 Před 3 lety

      Most of the items there are substandard. From the gloves to the tools. Garbage!!

    • @tdi_connoisseur
      @tdi_connoisseur Před 3 lety +1

      I died in the hands of harbor freight jack stands

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes Před 3 lety

      @@finishfirst4580 they're only good if you need a quick tool for like one job. Buying long-term tools and items at harbor freight is a bad idea.

    • @stucurtis5102
      @stucurtis5102 Před 2 lety +2

      You usually get what you pay for there, there are quality tools mixed in with the junk, some of which are better designed and built than most name brand tools. Don't buy anything made of cast iron from there, especially if its blue, and if its too cheap to be legit, its not

  • @jwil6902
    @jwil6902 Před 3 lety +599

    I’d like to see an “LPL Approved” series of videos where he shows decent products in a given product category. Like in this example, we’ve seen him take down numerous crappy safes but what would be a decent safe for home use that he could recommend?

    • @InformatrIIcks
      @InformatrIIcks Před 3 lety +92

      As a lawyer, he said he wouldn't do a "recommended" kind of series because people might sue him for advertsising something that failed to protect their goods

    • @polyacov_yury
      @polyacov_yury Před 3 lety +73

      Well, he once talked about a bike lock that he used on the cheaper of his bikes. That costs about half of the bike itself.
      The nicer bike? He just never leaves it anywhere. Because no convenient bike lock is secure enough, and no secure enough lock is convenient enough.
      And in the comments of that video people told stories of how their bikes got stolen WITH the thing they were attached to. Fences, for example.

    • @BradSClarke
      @BradSClarke Před 3 lety +37

      Start with his videos longer than 4 min :)

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Před 3 lety +14

      @@polyacov_yury I also remember seeing a video that came from a security camera where a bike thief found a nice bike with a lock he couldn't defeat. The thief bent the rims of both tires in retaliation.

    • @TheMrTape
      @TheMrTape Před 3 lety +15

      @@InformatrIIcks That's an invalid argument in so many ways. As if people could sue a random Joe let alone a company for basic advertisement of something they mistakenly thought was a pristine product. This logic translates to any recommendation of anything, since anything can end up hurting people, eg. recommend a shovel and people can trip over it. Recommending something doesn't constitute a contract of responsibility to cover for any undesirable occurrence as a result (and if it did, that's what disclaimers are for). This broken logic could further translate to being able to sue for something negative not happening, eg. my running shoes did not break my ancles like I had intended. It's just lunacy. If this was true nobody advertise or recommend anything.

  • @alexwszolek9572
    @alexwszolek9572 Před 3 lety +3040

    It's harder to open a jar of honey than it is to open this safe.

    • @martindurand5492
      @martindurand5492 Před 3 lety +37

      Not if you're Mrs LPL !

    • @wwickeddogg
      @wwickeddogg Před 3 lety +23

      @thisguy Yes, you have to open the jar of honey well, not just smashing it.

    • @EndroEndro
      @EndroEndro Před 3 lety +7

      Will be nice to see how much time LPL need to open the jar. [1177] Open not that fast as many: The jar :)

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 Před 3 lety +7

      Well you could always buy a jar opening tool. You know, kinda how he used a lock tool here...

    • @alexwszolek9572
      @alexwszolek9572 Před 3 lety +3

      @@michaelesposito2629 Or you can use a hammer. It works for locks and jars.

  • @utomow
    @utomow Před 3 lety +1583

    I just blinked and miss the action.

  • @NFSHeld
    @NFSHeld Před 3 lety +107

    Explanation: 85s
    Opening the "safe": 3s
    Outro: 38s
    Nice.

  • @jarosh9612
    @jarosh9612 Před 3 lety +67

    LPL: "can be opened in just a few moments"
    Me: "Oh so 10-15 seconds."
    *Proceeds to open the safe in not even 2 seconds*
    Me: "oh..."

  • @nilomyki
    @nilomyki Před 3 lety +951

    I sense LPL is struggling to make these videos go past 2 minutes.

    • @jimruby9657
      @jimruby9657 Před 3 lety +7

      He could always go the way of awards shows "and the winnner is........................". Or in his case "the tool we'll use to open this lock is.........................................a piece of string!"

    • @denisstrechie9139
      @denisstrechie9139 Před 3 lety +8

      @@jimruby9657 No please

    • @DrB1900
      @DrB1900 Před 3 lety +10

      He could do it blindfolded and use his left hand. That would add 5 seconds I suppose.

    • @yuriismywaifu203
      @yuriismywaifu203 Před 3 lety +9

      @@DrB1900 They call that one "The Stranger".

    • @TanerNilluhktaf
      @TanerNilluhktaf Před 3 lety +1

      No interesting locks recently, that's why

  • @SecretzOfMana
    @SecretzOfMana Před 3 lety +1339

    Lock making companies are really like:
    I heard you want to pay a lot of money for a *box*
    You can put things in it and it looks nifty

    • @MrFester
      @MrFester Před 3 lety +30

      This is so like the Network Security world. Big companies buying up shit to re-brand it and not knowing a damn thing about it. Slap a security term on the product and charge the shit out of customers.

    • @crowedarken
      @crowedarken Před 3 lety +6

      This sounds like what Clippy would randomly say

    • @LUDOInGK
      @LUDOInGK Před 3 lety +1

      HE JUST SPELLED SAFE AS SADE

    • @idmdidjdjd
      @idmdidjdjd Před 3 lety

      “Nifty”

    • @nenrikido2903
      @nenrikido2903 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MrFester Oh wait, that sounds like.... VPNs :o
      I always find it funny that every VPN company's first argument is security while it barely provides any more security than your standard internet provider :'')

  • @patn6983
    @patn6983 Před 3 lety +5

    The LockPickingLawyer is the Bob Ross of locks. A calm, relaxing voice. Maybe there are happy little clouds while he picks locks with ease.

  • @peterpiper0815
    @peterpiper0815 Před 3 lety +2

    Wow that was fast. The tool seem to work faster than the actual key.

  • @dariuszwodarczyk3193
    @dariuszwodarczyk3193 Před 3 lety +980

    Would love to see a comment from Honeywell here like:
    - Hi. We just cancelled our contract with them.

    • @evilpotatoman9436
      @evilpotatoman9436 Před 3 lety +110

      You think too highly of corporations my dude :)

    • @ClayLoomis1958
      @ClayLoomis1958 Před 3 lety +82

      Never gonna happen. Much like Master Lock, LPL is ignored because they've made the determination that the massive majority of their product buyers will never look for, or see an LPL video.

    • @cujoedaman
      @cujoedaman Před 3 lety +50

      I agree with Clay Loomis, you'd be more likely to see them send a cease and desist letter to LPL before they cancel anything.

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x Před 3 lety +8

      What Evil PotatoMan's said.
      Though, I, too, would _like_ to see such a reaction.

    • @spacejaga
      @spacejaga Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah sure they will stop taking money from people for a product that doubles in price just cause they put logo on.... Cause that's how they will make more money. Sure

  • @lucasfdesa28
    @lucasfdesa28 Před 3 lety +311

    “A so-called safe” is such a devastating line

    • @quesoestbonne
      @quesoestbonne Před 3 lety +1

      In s hotel better hiding your things elsewhere and lockiingg the safe with some low-value junk inside as a distraction

    • @noahy.9827
      @noahy.9827 Před 3 lety +1

      Sade*

    • @DarkEcho32
      @DarkEcho32 Před 3 lety +2

      @@noahy.9827 if you're going to be a grammar nazi then you should at least target the actual typos instead of something that's right

  • @rehd95
    @rehd95 Před 3 lety +11

    I actually laughed when he opened that "safe" so ridiculously fast, I was expecting a little bit more resistance 😂😂

  • @aardvarkpepper7660
    @aardvarkpepper7660 Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for all the videos you're making that increase public awareness. It's a real service to the community.

  • @user-ww7pn7qq7x
    @user-ww7pn7qq7x Před 3 lety +87

    I looked away for a second and he had it open when I came back. Impressive.

    • @jimdavis1566
      @jimdavis1566 Před 3 lety +1

      It was locked.
      I blinked.
      It was open.

    • @nicky2575
      @nicky2575 Před 3 lety +4

      Welcome to the channel lmao

    • @ocirMZ
      @ocirMZ Před 3 lety

      "Impressive" indeed

    • @kamilk6956
      @kamilk6956 Před 3 lety +2

      You must be new

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg Před 3 lety +1

      You should know better than to look away from a LPL video.

  • @spencerphilippinedream3706
    @spencerphilippinedream3706 Před 3 lety +143

    when entering the code takes longer than picking the lock.

    • @jeadurango2292
      @jeadurango2292 Před 3 lety +1

      He brain wash the consumer of honeywell safe by doing this which is not true

    • @DarkEcho32
      @DarkEcho32 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jeadurango2292 found the corporate shill

  • @jamkpa
    @jamkpa Před 3 lety

    Excellent type of safe to open. I been wondering about this type of safe/lock for some time. Always enjoy your topic quality videos and hearing your very professional voice.

  • @watchanimes9365
    @watchanimes9365 Před 3 lety +1

    it's just I love al you're videos its so smooth and helpful.

  • @pinkhoodieguy7703
    @pinkhoodieguy7703 Před 3 lety +76

    LPL: "Today we're talking about..."
    Lock: *My time has come*

  • @VideoNOLA
    @VideoNOLA Před 3 lety +59

    "Did you lock the safe, HONEY?" "WELL..."

  • @Toobeegort
    @Toobeegort Před 3 lety

    I have always wondered about safes sold in hardware stores and now I know, thank you.

  • @coffeetime1001
    @coffeetime1001 Před 3 lety +1

    This guy is professional. As consumer, I would never figure out using this tool.

  • @thoperSought
    @thoperSought Před 3 lety +227

    I mean, that's the name of the game in a lot of companies now: mine out the reputation for dollars now.

    • @thoperSought
      @thoperSought Před 3 lety +5

      @Ad Lockhorst
      even then, a lot of companies produce the shoddiest possible product in their core industries, under their own names, and wonder why they can't keep customers.

    • @westcoaststacker569
      @westcoaststacker569 Před 3 lety +4

      Boeing, GE etc....

    • @heyguys2002
      @heyguys2002 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thoperSought
      Meanwhile at Master Lock HQ: czcams.com/video/QB6EHftRoUc/video.html

    • @ikt32
      @ikt32 Před 3 lety +3

      That's what happens when the CEOs who are professionals in their companies' fields are replaced with simple bean counters.

    • @garethevans9789
      @garethevans9789 Před 3 lety +2

      @@westcoaststacker569 Hey, leave me out of this! 🤬
      However, I do agree. What's worse is that products are actually engineered to fail (Dyson puts a lot of R&D into this), as do most electric companies.
      Plus, the people making the decision to cut quality don't care as they probably be long gone and cashed out their options before the company implodes. So they're driven to maximise profits over EVERYTHING.

  • @raidanram1442
    @raidanram1442 Před 3 lety +81

    "Steel Security Sade"

  • @qmac9966
    @qmac9966 Před 3 lety +3

    The Honeywell badge gives off the same energy as “there’s one imposter among us”

  • @sperenity5883
    @sperenity5883 Před 3 lety +4

    That finger point at the beginning really looked like he was serious.

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 Před 3 lety +36

    Honeywell has fallen into the well of not caring

    • @Scynthius137
      @Scynthius137 Před 3 lety +1

      I have worked there. They never did care.

    • @aserta
      @aserta Před 3 lety

      CEO needed more money for their yacht.

  • @jvdb5509
    @jvdb5509 Před 3 lety +582

    LPL: Honey I'm gonna make a new video
    Mrs LPL: I said I would be ready to leave in 5 minutes
    LPL:

    • @ereeb1196
      @ereeb1196 Před 3 lety +69

      LPL: *still has 58 minutes to spare*

    • @Moz31
      @Moz31 Před 3 lety +10

      LPL: *well*

    • @AMD7027
      @AMD7027 Před 3 lety +7

      Done and DONE

    • @eloniusz
      @eloniusz Před 3 lety +5

      To be frank, 5 minutes is enough time for 10 videos about Master Lock.

    • @ice-2167
      @ice-2167 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought the joke was going to be a pun with "honey" and "farewell"

  • @keithbland9023
    @keithbland9023 Před 3 lety

    I personally love these types of videos. Its kind of telling me what safes NOT to get

  • @TheDevnul
    @TheDevnul Před 3 lety +1

    Security Sade!
    Smooth Operator right there!

  • @missusgumby
    @missusgumby Před 3 lety +139

    I'm wondering if Mrs LPL swapped the 'D' and 'F' keys on LPL's keyboard.

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood Před 3 lety +1

      That's impossible.

    • @Canalcoholic
      @Canalcoholic Před 3 lety +18

      Then it would say “open in seconfs”.

    • @JackdeDuCoeur
      @JackdeDuCoeur Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah, I had tuned in for a beautiful woman's lovely vocalizations...

    • @missusgumby
      @missusgumby Před 3 lety +5

      @@Canalcoholic Nicely spotted!

    • @r1273m
      @r1273m Před 3 lety +12

      I saw SADE and wondered what that was. Never occurred to me it should have been SAFE. On an LPL video with a safe in view......back to sleep then.

  • @xSquaRx
    @xSquaRx Před 3 lety +95

    Someone else is following Amazon's footsteps...

    • @Luablood
      @Luablood Před 3 lety +2

      And Master Lock's

    • @bLackmarketRadio
      @bLackmarketRadio Před 3 lety +1

      This is the result of crony capitalism.

    • @Kittyreaper
      @Kittyreaper Před 3 lety

      To be fair, "Amazon's Choice" items aren't actually manufactured by Amazon themselves.

    • @bLackmarketRadio
      @bLackmarketRadio Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kittyreaper And? Your point being?
      Do you think a company as big as Amazon isn't capable of researching whether the products they "choose" are good or bad?
      No. They choose profit margins over quality products. Because shoddy products break, and then you have to buy another, from Amazon, of course.

    • @Kittyreaper
      @Kittyreaper Před 3 lety

      @@bLackmarketRadio No, I never thought that and I agree with what you said. I'm simply saying the two examples aren't at all parallel, so I found it a poor comparison.

  • @thizzobishi
    @thizzobishi Před 3 lety

    Is it just me or is seeing a short lpl just that satisfying.

  • @MH-wz1rb
    @MH-wz1rb Před 3 lety

    Just watched this video getting dressed for a bike ride. Knowing I will not want to get my new shower caddy set up after biking, I went to cut the little zip ties and two of them were on so tight I couldnt get scissors under. So I thought, well, these should be shimmable if I can find a tiny rigid...
    Cheap button on the table with a sharp pin clasp from an event...
    If I rotate the zip tie as far as it will go to apply a little tension and try to peel the gripper back...
    It will slide a little bit open and the scissors are in!
    Thanks LPL!

  • @twjohnson1203
    @twjohnson1203 Před 3 lety +85

    "This just in, another brand name was put to shame today by a man called the LockPickingLawyer..."

  • @dudebehinddude2967
    @dudebehinddude2967 Před 3 lety +10

    These safes are amazing!
    I put one in every room of my house, and when people come to rob me, they are none the wiser that i hide my keys under the couch.

    • @tthomassims9005
      @tthomassims9005 Před 3 lety

      that might actualy work a safe in every room and be sure to fill them with lead bars then they have no idea which one has the gold just need a safe slightly better then this say to keep them out for at least a min or two

    • @googiegress7459
      @googiegress7459 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, safes everywhere, but the diamonds are hidden in a particular ceramic cat in the basement. GOOD LUCK BUDDY. Only way you're getting the loot is by systematically cleaning the house and that hasn't been done in decades.

  • @bartuning01
    @bartuning01 Před 3 lety

    Mind blown! I love watching your videos.

  • @hp_overload
    @hp_overload Před 3 lety

    This guys the highlight of my day

  • @ravstar52
    @ravstar52 Před 3 lety +52

    More like "Steal Security Safe"

  • @AmazingJeeves
    @AmazingJeeves Před 3 lety +14

    Licensing Honeywell's name for safes sounds like something George Costanza would have done just before getting fired ... again.

  • @RileyCourter
    @RileyCourter Před 3 lety

    I didn't know you could open something in zero seconds. Impressive!

  • @cdl0
    @cdl0 Před 3 lety

    As always, my day is very nice thanks to LockPickingLawyer's entertaining, informative videos and the accompanying comments from viewers. May all of you have a very nice day as well! Thank you for reading this comment.

  • @enginesandmore1013
    @enginesandmore1013 Před 3 lety +137

    LPL: "Honey should be ashamed"
    Every LPL subscriber: "SHAME ON YOU HONEY"

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +525

    You know you're screwed when you're sleeping and all of sudden you hear "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer"

    • @mylesfrost335
      @mylesfrost335 Před 3 lety +23

      literally how are you everywhere?

    • @geralt7144
      @geralt7144 Před 3 lety +13

      Justin Y. in every comment section is scarier XD

    • @mccheesy9117
      @mccheesy9117 Před 3 lety +5

      boi u really are a ninja i keep seing u everywhere

    • @TrickyTri
      @TrickyTri Před 3 lety +11

      Someone should make an ASMR of LPL braking into your house, and at the end you just hear him tell you your lock could be picked using a lego

    • @tanushbhansali
      @tanushbhansali Před 3 lety +4

      @@mylesfrost335 ever heard of a dude called LittleKingRyan? He is more omnipotent than can be possible..... moreover he is verified

  • @bigounce5921
    @bigounce5921 Před 3 lety +2

    I used to have a safe similar. I found out if you hit the top of it while putting tension on the handle, it would open. It was easier to do if you bounce it a little on a mattress.

  • @58mph48
    @58mph48 Před 3 lety +1

    Tubular lock impressioning tools feel like magic. I'd love to go around a place like, say, Akiba just... Opening things.

  • @mariokleidosty9175
    @mariokleidosty9175 Před 3 lety +35

    Not sure "Sade" in the title is a typo - could be LPL refuses to call it a safe :-)

    • @bg6b7bft
      @bg6b7bft Před 3 lety +2

      The company named it that, like "Cheeze" or "Froot". If you spell it wrong, it isn't false advertising.

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Před 3 lety +4

      Can confirm, It's a typo. It was supposed to say "Sad".

    • @blobcity3591
      @blobcity3591 Před 3 lety +2

      i like kiss of life that's my favorite song by her. maybe in another time is second. tropical vibes.

  • @Naruedyoh
    @Naruedyoh Před 3 lety +11

    "Security" is just a marketing word

  • @kenrichardson4144
    @kenrichardson4144 Před 3 lety

    Great video! Thanks for sharing❗❗❗ 🙂🙂🙂 👍👍👍

  • @Mindseas
    @Mindseas Před 3 lety

    The end litany for LPL takes longer than opening this safe.
    Excellent video, as always!

  • @TrickyTri
    @TrickyTri Před 3 lety +64

    LPL is basically if Wendy’s decided to roast lock companies instead of Twitter

  • @SecretzOfMana
    @SecretzOfMana Před 3 lety +36

    LockPickingLawyer:
    "Your safe is a box, and Honeywell is hurting their reputation."
    Honeywell:
    *"Honey, oh well 🤷"*

  • @TheFriskySquid
    @TheFriskySquid Před 3 lety +2

    If I have learned anything from this channel, it is that finding a good (small) safe that will actually keep your items secure is harder than finding the gold at the end of a rainbow.

  • @brookvalliant7813
    @brookvalliant7813 Před 3 lety

    I use the top of the lid of a thin Crayola marker for that sorta lock. Fits nicely and available in many colors and smells.
    In 1992 I had a nice mountain bike secured with what was at the time the best of the best bike lock ( kryptonite U bolt thing ).
    The bike was taken from my deck, the lock was left open where the bike had been, and a black marker lid left beside it.

  • @Sick_Weeb
    @Sick_Weeb Před 3 lety +4

    Don't you just love when you get the notification 4 minutes after the upload

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl Před 3 lety +1

      I usually get them a couple of hours later.

    • @Sick_Weeb
      @Sick_Weeb Před 3 lety

      @@kaksspl jeez dude that sucks

  • @v1rus_one
    @v1rus_one Před 3 lety +6

    Moral: Leave a letter facing up saying to the thief: "Be compassionate, thanks!"

  • @KuzdaleA
    @KuzdaleA Před 3 lety +1

    I worked for Honeywell. Not surprised in the least

  • @nchia
    @nchia Před 3 lety

    LPL is one of my favorite comedy channels.

  • @dion6481
    @dion6481 Před 3 lety +3

    I worked for Honeywell, or rather Moneywell as I used (and still) like to call them, and you're absolutely right. Money rules. They will sell you junk and laugh about it. One instance I recall, a thermostat had a nasty habit or becoming the heating element (e.g. caught fire). They recalled them, created a new model number with lower rating specs and put them back on the shelves. Problem solved, minimum money wasted. I wouldn't buy anything branded Honeywell.

  • @thesagedwizard
    @thesagedwizard Před 3 lety +5

    Bravo! I'm so glad to see you tear down companies that rest on their laurels. I won't buy any Honeywell product now knowing they put their 'good name' on such trash. Hope those extra bucks were worth it.

  • @mikemikailian9259
    @mikemikailian9259 Před 2 lety +1

    Just bought this safe. They changed the key. The key is more like a car key now. You should revisit this!

  • @berlinerschnauze5316
    @berlinerschnauze5316 Před 3 lety

    Danke, lieber Schlossknacker Anwalt

  • @davidrocamora5109
    @davidrocamora5109 Před 3 lety +3

    Good Morning LPL!

  • @gallaros9
    @gallaros9 Před 3 lety +4

    Once Aliens inevitably collect us for their Space Zoo, they'll have a difficult time keeping him caged

    • @angelhawkins9657
      @angelhawkins9657 Před 3 lety

      I can’t wait to see a video on that

    • @TheCrackingSpark
      @TheCrackingSpark Před 3 lety +1

      "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and today we are breaking out of this alien cell, for the 10th time this week. This time we're going to be using the extraterrestrial lockpicking device that Bosnialorg Bill and I made"

  • @blainemarquise
    @blainemarquise Před 3 lety

    Such a Smooth Operator

  • @hilariusubaldiasarinarindr9255

    Is it a new saga? The birth of new masterlock, the honeywell.

  • @Ryukai-san
    @Ryukai-san Před 3 lety +67

    LPL "A few dollars were more important than the companies reputation"
    Welcome to Corporate America 😉

    • @bLackmarketRadio
      @bLackmarketRadio Před 3 lety +2

      Yep. This is crony capitalism.
      Make America free market capitalist again.

    • @bLackmarketRadio
      @bLackmarketRadio Před 3 lety +2

      @starshipeleven Agreed.
      And Trump is part of it.

    • @jamesortega8681
      @jamesortega8681 Před 3 lety +1

      china free trade forced U.S. companies to lower quality

    • @jamesortega8681
      @jamesortega8681 Před 3 lety +1

      @starshipeleven you want to bring back the mentality to buy quality, if you tariff the shit out of china its economy will crumble, and most manufacturing will go back to usa, will raise jobs and income in america, will bring back quality products in america. will remove the shithole mentality in america

  • @twjohnson1203
    @twjohnson1203 Před 3 lety +13

    "Honey, well it looks like I bought a lousy safe!"

  • @brucehaddow2666
    @brucehaddow2666 Před 3 lety +1

    Reminds me of how automobile manufacturers use tamper-proof fasteners, but the removal tools can be purchased by anyone.

  • @8180634
    @8180634 Před 3 lety +1

    Try bouncing it on the couch and turning the knob at the moment of highest G. A friend has a safe that looks strikingly similar, but a different brand. He forgot his combination and this is how we opened it. They used a simple solenoid to actuate the lock, and bouncing it on the couch (or hitting it with a mallet) is enough to make the solenoid move.

  • @rklevens
    @rklevens Před 3 lety +3

    Honeywell CEO: At least he didn't use a piece of Red Bull can, I call that success.

  • @biogopher
    @biogopher Před 3 lety +6

    "honeywell is ruining their good name" -words of a man whose clearly never used a honeywell device

  • @janrdoh
    @janrdoh Před 3 lety

    Oh boy that was a roasting for Honeywell.

  • @amateurshooter6054
    @amateurshooter6054 Před 3 lety

    Thanks LPL

  • @Oreoezi
    @Oreoezi Před 3 lety +13

    clicked on this video in seconds too

  • @SkylerLinux
    @SkylerLinux Před 3 lety +3

    After watching a number of your Safe episodes my friends are gonna think I'm crazy when I don't put my valuables in Hotel Safes

  • @adamkovacs4368
    @adamkovacs4368 Před 3 lety

    Our beloved LPL, a man of the finest accuracy the world has ever known makes a typo? I don't thinks so.
    Steel Secruty Sad(e).

  • @thelockpickinglebowski633

    I love Sade's greatest hits.

  • @rochefortpierre
    @rochefortpierre Před 3 lety +50

    I'm just curious about something: have companies ever threatened you (Lawsuit or otherwise) for exposing their somewhat questionable products? As I said, just being curious. I love your channel. Thank you

    • @nolategame6367
      @nolategame6367 Před 3 lety +15

      He IS a lawyer... So I don't think they'd even try, and if they did, he probably did his research to know what he's doing is perfectly legal

    • @Layput
      @Layput Před 3 lety +24

      The company who went closest to taking up a fight with LPL was Ottolocks. They claimed LPL manipulates the videos to make it appear as though the locks were unreliable.

    • @empoleonmaster6709
      @empoleonmaster6709 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Layput Didn't he then proceed to wreck their locks again in the same way in the model that they sent him?

    • @MEATLOAFr
      @MEATLOAFr Před 3 lety +7

      Empoleon Master iirc he went and bought more off the self too, and picked them all at the same time

    • @rickgreer7203
      @rickgreer7203 Před 3 lety +5

      @@empoleonmaster6709 Yep, first czcams.com/video/j7ah3RA0Alo/video.html then he roasting in the followup here: czcams.com/video/D15QH72xfPA/video.html

  • @jaqand7280
    @jaqand7280 Před 3 lety +3

    Petition for lpl to start calling safes like this "unsafes"

  • @ced3763
    @ced3763 Před 3 lety +1

    There is a force entry method on those safe who is about as fast as the impressioning ! If you hit the center portion of the tubular lock with a hammer and a screw driver , it fall appart , living a gaping hole to activate the mechanism with your finger . you really don't need to hit hard either. I am not sure it work on all safe of this type but I could do it on at least 2 of them .

  • @po-tay-toe7920
    @po-tay-toe7920 Před 3 lety +1

    I am no longer a novice!
    LPL said that the Brinks A527 should keep out a novice picker, and I picked it without too much trouble.

  • @thomashamilton2240
    @thomashamilton2240 Před 3 lety +9

    If you have ever called their customer service, you can tell in an instant that its about the money and not the quality of anything they sell

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Před 2 lety

      Don't know about their other products, but I've yet to be disappointed by Honeywell fans.

  • @Velociferon
    @Velociferon Před 3 lety +3

    'Prepared for dissapointment'
    Who gave you my business card?

  • @willyeverlearn7052
    @willyeverlearn7052 Před 3 lety

    You do great content.

  • @takvacs
    @takvacs Před 3 lety

    I've come to terms with this channel but that left me with my jaw wide open. Mainly because there's the exact same safe on my uncle's bedside table.

  • @itbakkawi
    @itbakkawi Před 3 lety +38

    These should get marked as NSFW videos, none of these products should be used for work.

  • @user2144
    @user2144 Před 3 lety +8

    Honeywell’s stocks were just wiped out in a few seconds... not because of the LPL’s scathing review. It is because they kept their stocks in one of their safes 😁

  • @NEMesis1413
    @NEMesis1413 Před 3 lety

    I used to work at Harbor Freight around a decade ago. Back then they sold this exact same safe with a different brand name badge on it. LPL, you should check if the old flaw still exists that I found in the models from 10 years ago. With the old one, you could turn the whole safe upside down, drop it from about an inch off the table and turn the lock just as it struck the tabletop and it would open w/o any key or picking at all.

  • @fahadsultan4393
    @fahadsultan4393 Před 3 lety +2

    After watching LPL I learned an important life lesson
    "Nothing is secure"

  • @the_og_alpha
    @the_og_alpha Před 3 lety +3

    You should make a whole series of "Open in seconds" videos.

    • @rarbiart
      @rarbiart Před 3 lety

      or an "open in seconds" compilation!

    • @googiegress7459
      @googiegress7459 Před 3 lety +2

      Set to "Another One Bites The Dust"

  • @shadowraven137
    @shadowraven137 Před 3 lety +6

    normal tubular locks: takes a few goes to get a proper impression... this one: "i heard you wanted an open, here ya go mate".
    Out of curiosity i wonder what the pick resistance on this model of lock is as it seemed to just open with the tool after a single go?

    • @SarahC2
      @SarahC2 Před 3 lety

      He must have pre-keyed the lock tool. It's certainly been set beforehand, you can see the rods in place.

    • @shadowraven137
      @shadowraven137 Před 3 lety

      @@SarahC2 ​ i doubt that (he probably knew how much tension to put the tubular pick fingers under though). If you pause at around 1:22 [edit: 1:17 vs 1:38 is a better comparison] you can see the pick, with everything at a normal position, compared to 1:38

  • @hello2jello4mellow34
    @hello2jello4mellow34 Před 3 lety

    What a scathing (and fair) comment about a few dollars meant more than the whole Honeywell brand name. I concur!

  • @cyuiyuwyguiyui8540
    @cyuiyuwyguiyui8540 Před 3 lety +1

    "have known about for at least 40-50 years"
    Well done DontDoSoWell

  • @nyxnox2135
    @nyxnox2135 Před 3 lety +3

    C'mon LPL, don't be so hard on that thing. Afterall, it's not even a safe, it's a sade!

  • @SwapnilV
    @SwapnilV Před 3 lety +3

    Honeywell: It takes 30 seconds to open the lock with the key.
    Lock picking lawyer: It takes 2 seconds to open the lock without the key!

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 Před 3 lety

      Yeah. With a keying tool...

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 Před 3 lety

      starshipeleven I can’t tell if you’re agreeing or disagreeing with my point

    • @SwapnilV
      @SwapnilV Před 3 lety

      @@michaelesposito2629 by saying "key", I mean the pass code and the technique prescribed by Honeywell to open. By saying "without the key" I mean using other techniques other than what is prescribed by Honeywell.

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 Před 3 lety

      Swapnil Vengurlekar Yeah. I obviously know what you mean. Except, once again, you still need a tool. And your joke falls even flatter, because a key would take just as little time as the tool.

  • @Layput
    @Layput Před 3 lety

    I bought that exact same safe and along with it was my trust in Honeywell going down the drain. I believe this is not the only video where this exact same safe was shown to be excessively "unsafe". There are 2 holes on the bottom of this safe where you can jimmy a screwdriver to open the internal locking mechanism.

  • @PhilLesh69
    @PhilLesh69 Před 3 lety +1

    Pretty sure a small piece of semi rigid wire inserted into an opening by the key cylinder or behind the keypad can also be used to push the magnetic bolt that prevents the knob from turning if you don't have they tube cylinder tool. That's all the key does anyway, push that bolt down.