GIRTHY GARGANTUAN GRIDLOCK | Rainbow Six Siege
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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Geuce (Green): / thebiggeuce
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
G2 Fabian (Flesh Color): / g2_fabian
Clu (Red): • GUNPLAY - Metro: Last ...
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Badda (Baby Blue): steamcommunity.com/profiles/7...
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Bees (Army Green): / thats_alotofbees
Clu (Red): • GUNPLAY - Metro: Last ...
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Challenger (Grey): / theixchallengerxi
Matimi0: / matimi0
Dustin (Brown): / thedashing_1
Booger (Burgundy): / boogerhookmcgee
MUSIC ▼
Riot - Take That: • Take That (Bonus Track) - Hry
Gridlocks been making Mac and cheese for years and no has ever stopped her
nobody could
If you tried to stop her she’d smash your head like a watermelon with her thighs
Mr_Dumb yumi
She would of been ThICkEr if I didn’t steel some of that MAC N’ CHEESE
Wow
"Sir, permission to leave the box"
"For what purpose, Boogard?"
"To give the enemy these hands."
You see, you think your joking. That man was a fuckin' nightmare on skates.
@@farionfey Don't forget about Jeff Beukeboom
Permission granted
**unleashes Hit 3 bar ult on ennemy team*
Rickelstiltskin bro bob probert as well
I feel personally attacked and I'm totally okay with it
Don't worry man, me too.
Then don't be personally attacked problem solved Guece......
I'm retarded I know
Geuce the chunky humans must stick together friend.
Hey, chunky yet funky
Ok boomer
“Colonel, my tummy hurt”
-Solid Snake
NutrientChair49 Colonel, I need you to pick me up from school.
Colonel, I'm overdozed on ketamine. I'm going to die.
Just use a ration snake
5:43
Pentazemin can cure stomach problems Snake!
"Gridlock is the only operator that weights triple digits"
Oryx : im bouta end this woman's whole career
Oryx the taken king
@@sirsanti8408 ngl, first thing I think too
lardex ass rook: *depression*
He's also, like, 1.95m
F for Derek Boogaard
guy was a legend
fix it again tony F
F
sad kazoo noises
F
F
Gridlock: The only woman who's built like an M1 Abrahms and hits thrice as hard. Also an operator who's gadget is a spider jar.
Yes
@Jesse Rodriguez Badger did
M1A1*
@@Chiefdatskrong4383 I mean there was also the M1 Abrams it was just older, just like the M1A1 is older than the M1A2
Each track is a spider hive, waiting to be stepped on
Gridlock so heavy, when she uses her shotgun, she gives the gun R E C O I L
Gridlock is so huge she could sumo wrestle an elephant.
Gridlock is...
I ran out of ideas for jokes before even making a single joke.
She could ads a M2 Browning
Gridlock is so heavy, when she ejects the clip of an M1 Garand, it sounds like a church bell.
Gridlock so heavy she makes landmines look like stepping on bubblewrap
Things I want around my neck:
Scarf
Noose
*Gridlock’s thighs*
Another scarf
Charmatic _YT word
Same.
Are you ok?
Mills5041, good question!
Yes
6:55 YES, MOMM- *ahem*, I mean, yes.
Honestly my reaction tho
My reaction aswell lol
@@SleepyKoori No need my friend, no need.
LMAO
Not gonna lie
Once it’s out I won’t be playing cause I’ll be one r34 for the next couple of days
So see u 2 weeks ( one for production) after the update
Can we just appreciate how much effort Badger puts in to use all of these 3D models. Like he’s seen more T-poses than a 2017 memelord
Ye
Gawd damn!
Exactly,HE IS THAT MEMELORD
🤣
*god among men*
Sometimes I like to give myself nightmares by imagining Gridlock on defense.
Like smoke, but jumping out of a hatch from the second floor triggers a nuclear explosion
That would indeed be terrifying
They actually did that with, ironically enough, the 2022 Halloween event, and *it was exactly as terrifying as it sounds*
1:35 true friendship is taking the absolute piss out of each other.
Heavenly when someone mentions Cav's elite skin: YES! MOM- I mean um... *ahem* yeah.
Me
Same
I meeeeeaaaan same tho
*sweats hornily* yes
Same
“No one would just light a building up with mp5s without knowing who’s inside”
The officers who murdered that ups driver: *sweats nervously*
Uhhhhh what
jayden coggins they lit up a ups van without knowing where they were and murdered a man
Eric Blenkush didn’t a few bystanders get shot too?
man of war I think so
man of war One innocent bystander was killed I believe.
5:44 I died a little when I heard this
6:54
I'm tempted to make a ringtone just for Heavenly gushing over the cav skin.
Did you do it?
@@arachnaeprince55 it's been 2 years, i don't think so
@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 I hope they didnt
Did u do it now
“That’s it! That’s the stance!”
-Revolver Ocelot
*Major Ocelot
@@Ofnir_1 *Revolver Ocelot
The person who zofia strives to be
@@SATANIC__VIPER *Major Ocelot. He wasn't known as Revolver Ocelot until he joined FOXHOUND
@@Ofnir_1 Can confirm.
He said that line in MGS3 when he was a Major still getting into the whole Revolver thing. If i remember right.
Better be considering i breath Metal Gear.
"Rageful problems require rageful solutions"
Sounds like an excuse for doom slayer to shoot a hole in Mars!
Gridlock and Lady Dimitrescu: *Exist*
The internet: "Oh, yes! Great Big Dommy Mommy!"
Lady Dimitrescu is not for me - I like tall women, but that woman is literally a third taller than I am, I ain't trying to break my neck to get a kiss
@@matthewboyer7401 finally, someone who agrees with me.
@@justinnelson5960 That said, Gridlock and Mozzie can come over for some cold ones anytime - they sound cool AF
And I simp for Caveira equally as much as Heavenly does 🤣
@@matthewboyer7401 She'll just pick you up, negating the height difference
@@matthewboyer7401 just learn to levitate, dumbass. :D
“I really want to lick the sweat off Gridlock’s abs. I’m not the only one, right?” -Heavenly
@Sightless_Seeker Ab probably one huge ass soft ab
Fucking same
@@mrblooper1994 Even better
Nien mann, ich will jäger mann jäger
@Sightless_Seeker She's a mechanic, that's all muscles. She's able to wrestle with Mother Russia and win!
Badger: "It creates 19 spider webs"
Me: "Oh I can use them as a Settlers of Catan map"
CreditedSauce33 It’d be a pretty shit map.
That “Nah, yeah” is so goddamn Aussie that I wanna grab some fish n chips and go down to the beach to throw chips at people
I think you confused British with Australian.
Mate, ik ur pfp and lets admit, that shit was good
badger: *shows price of 68.95
me: *tears* you were that close...
Marek'L Whip yes
F
Sales tax
@@williamblack7777 the only actual reason for taxes to exist.
Lets not forget why Grizzy's justification for his name.
"I'm fat and i'm black"
@@ApostateSeraphin it was in one of Swaggersouls' videos.
Badger: *sees 0.3% of the human skin
Also badger: so i just started blastin
Nah bruh push that zero back a digit
11/10 this tactic is viable. Ever since I've played capitao this is how I play him.
Equip lmg
Dont stop firing till the things that are moving stop
@@justsomeguy1136 inb4 a body starts glitching and moving around like crazy, cuz ubisoft, so ur shooting forever
"They said it could not be done, they were right" walks away
*sad jaeger noises*
6:54 Heavenly once again proving that he stands for the common man
Horny but respectful
“Heavenly why you look like a thumb from spy kids”
*C R Y I N G*
Only a few will not recover from that one
Golden joke right here.
Juan Cortez Muro definitely a virus but ok
Juan Cortez Muro shut the fuck up
When Gridlock jumps down a hatch, if she lands on someone, she should down them.
Yo 😂
Down them? That should kill them ten times
*earth rumbles*
So what happens if Oryx tries to climb up a hatch when Gridlock jumps down? Is it one of those unstoppable forces meeting an immovable object?
MF_Mole like the power armor modification from fallout 4
So, after watching the entire playlist of Badger's Rainbow Six Siege videos, and specifically after this video, I now respect Heavenly even more. My man's got CULTURE running through his veins.
_legend says Gridlock is in Australia right now putting out bushifires_
Did Ubisoft predict the future?
Oh yeah they did. I’m Australian and I endorse this message
She makes the fire put itself out
Badger: Casually plays with fabian and doesnt click bait it in the title
Everyone: *likes that*
agreed man
Imagine you just strolling around in casual and then suddenly get matched up with the Badger meme squad and Fabian just strolls in
Eduardo Garcia who the fuck is Fabian
@@Max-kd2gh a goddamn Swede
Max you would know if you followed the pro scene at least somewhat,if you dont you probably wouldnt care much
Nobody:
Badger: G I R T H Y
The term I believe Gridlock would prefer is *_THICC_*
Mfw Gregor
Love you Gregor
Its Gregor the Blegor.
"In awe, the size of this chick. Absolute unit"
0:57 my favorite part of the video
6:48
Well I died of heavy laughter at 3 AM
Heavenly got caught lackin
Badger in Burnt Horizon vid: “I’m not making fun of her size”
Badger now: “GIRTHY GARGANTUAN GRIDLOCK”
Counterbalanced by " I want to lick the sweat off of her abs"
@Juan Cortez Muro quit spamming people you annoying fuck
Badger : “When shit catches fire in Queensland”
Me : Yeah about that
SUMO NINJA04 I hate being in Australia when it was on fire
hahaha that comment did not age well....
..quit frankly... nothing in 2020 does
Yeah I was thinking Queensland but the menu says Esperance the other side of Australia
Seba1805 like anti-vaxxers kids
Any else realize at 1:43 he uses a D-class model from scp
Jack Hatchette D-Boi detected
And I thought I was the only one to get it man
D-BOIIIISSSS
I love the voice lines. I always get giddy when hearing gridlocks voice actress and I love it.
Casual: fat
Me: thicc
Badger: G I R T H Y
G I R T H Y
Me: CHONKY
@Juan Cortez Muro You've committed a crime against Skyrim and her people what say you in your defense?
G I R T H I C C
@Spike V1 But they're an average player meaning they're just the everyday player or they're at an average skill level both of which could be more than casual.
That “my tummy hurt” was my every other day of middle school
PRESTON PALAFOX yep
don't forget elementary
Colonel I need to shit my tum tum hurts
Everyone: Jokes about gridlocks 225lbs
Me and a few others: Bet she can choke me out with those thighs
Edit: Id like to thank all my fellow degenerates for getting me my first 1k liked comment in under a year.
KittenPyroNao yikes
@@Joel-ze1xr dont be so surprised lego yoda
okay!
She could crush a terminators head with her thighs
Devoidchain and I would just be standing of to the side melting.
I was never into hockey but i remember my friend and i would play as his team in order to dumpster his older brothers team in fights. Was sad to hear about his death.
But at least i was reminded through fun videos like this.
Badger: "G I R T H Y"
Me:...
G I R T H Y T H I C C
that just looks like mike tyson trying to say "Girl she thicc"
G I R T H I C C
9:00
“But now you’re just surrounded”
Badger: Not with this heat on me
lights up weeb boi and tachankykang with 5.56, proceeds to mount tachanka turret with murderous intent, then blasts the demon woman into another fuckin dimension
Badger: *plays rave music in the background*
Also badger
*talk about death*
Badger is big tiddy goth gf confirmed
yEs
that song is fire tho. Take That by RIOT
Cole Brickner thanks I like it
@@SleepyWarCriminal They dropped a whole LP and I suggest the rest of it. If you need the name it's called Dogma Resistance.
I love how badly this aged with the recent invitational
Dayum I would absolutely just stare in awe if she actually existed.
It just hit me.. I'm.
I'm lonely
You and I are not so different!
I'd stare too honestly
aussie tomboys got me acting unwise
I'd stare, probably. Out of respect, of course.
That was the best Solid Snake impression I've heard in awhile.
Memories of metal gear awesome came rushing back
Causal: N word pass
Me, an intellectual: *Mass Pass*
With a D class model to boot
A Black Coupon/ Black Ballot
I need a mass pass for church :)
As one who used to have quite a large amount of mass, I retain the mass pass.
5:43 COLONEL!!!! my tummy hurt.
I like the touch of spelling laser beam as “lazarbeam” during the F90 shot to reference LazarBeam, the second biggest Australian CZcamsr.
Who da big
Chunky Kong when Gridlock took hold of the turret: "I knew she was worthy!!"
I love when the Boogeyman stood there , and Mickeys like, “This is the stance”
**time skips the entire ennemy team**
RIP Boogard gone too soon
Yeah I wonder how many people knew it was hit from DB super
Gridlock Is an insane mixture of muscle and chunck
This is why I always use Gridlock on the event, I'm still saving up renown to buy her and I'm excited to use her again
“AUG lookin’ F90”
Well that’s cause it’s literally an Australian AUG
It's literally called the AUSTEYR XD
yep licensed AUG clone FTW
Heavenly: *points at Cav's elite skin* MOM-
Same thou
Ravenatortly I need a cav elite body pillow
Like I mean…
*UNDERSTANDABLE*
holy fuck i'm actually dying at that
hes right though
@@allmightbutimreallysans5652 no, you DONT need a cav elite body pillow.
What you need is todays sponsor RAID SHADO-
16:49 Who knew he would guess that Kool-Aid man would be in the game
Oryx: *Laughs in 130kg*
Who the fuck is an oryx
How much does that weight in freedom?
"I can feel how I get stupider." -Fabian
2019
0:11 Actually, Eekaj, “Boog” played in the State of Hockey through the end of the 2010-2011 season, after which he was traded to the New York Rangers.
While he was with the Wild, he wore his number 24 damn well. He was a fan favorite, as the entire time he was on the ice, all 18,000+ fans at “The X” would holler “BOOOOOOOOOOOOG!” until their lungs gave out. (Compare this to how Wild fans now shout “DOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!” after goalie Devan Dubnyk (number 40) makes a save.)
Sadly, he died of a heart attack on February 24th, 2012. There is a memorial of him in the main concourse at the Xcel Energy Center.
Fun Fact: Back in early 2009, he uploaded the full video to the Minnesota Wild’s team anthem, “The State of Hockey,” to his CZcams channel, “BoogaardBoy24.” It’s still up to this day, and the video and song plays during the 1st Intermission of every Wild home game.
That is wholesome.
1:09 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Gridlock is just a bisexual battering ram. Also, she understands the thirst, given her gadget is a jar. (0:52 is also gold.)
Gridlock is bi? That makes an ungodly amount of sense
17:51 Those weren’t explosions, that was just Gridlock taking a few steps.
6:47 - 6:57 Heavenly literally my spirit animal
Yo I bet a hug from her would be the softest and firmest pillow smother. I want one.
Holy shit a thicc wrench girl. I think I'm in love.
Mom: just eat your soup, it's noth that hot
The soup: *image of gridlock*
That's sum chunky soup
@@xeno8801 It's got beef in it, duh.
That's hot soup for ya.
I’ll slurp that
I would bathe in it
i like my operators how i like my weapons, BIG AND THICC!
I thought this thumbnail said “girthy gargantuan glock”
Nobody:
Badger: don’t worry about it. Got her. Got em. Oh yeaaa baby
Yxngzzz
not funny, didn’t laugh
He's his own hype man
Nobody:
Gridlock when she takes a step:
The other side of the world: I knew this day would be coming....
'gridlock takes a step in West hemisphere'
East hemisphere 'ah shit another earthquake?!?!'
Echo when he sees gridlock on his drone: *OMG ITS GODZIRRRAAAAA!*
Pretty sure that’s not the only thing that’s coming, tho
11:26 for badger it’s peak entertainment to blow stuff up, and even he says it’s a bit too much
I love gridlock because of her guns and how you can outright shut down a flank route if they are at low enough health
Y’all ever imagined what would happen if gridlock chokes you with her thighs?
I did
*harder mommy*
@@polish2945 what?
My happiest death
That's how I want to die
That is the greatest way anyone can go
Me: Uses honey to buy badgers merch
Badger: Trust no one not even yourself
Badger makes the only sponsored-by sections that I actually watch
1:52 me explaining why there is a hole in the wall
Nobody:
Badger: GIRTHY
Aka Rogue G I R T H Y
he knows godzilla it’s ok
Okay, that "YES! MOM-" bit had me cracking up hard.
18:08 still took him 3 years but the mad lad finally did it
Watching this Vid and seeing how R6 was back then makes me feel old
First I was like “Yeah nah mate”
Then I was like “Nah yeah mate”
15:55 I didn't know Garand Thumb was going to make an appearance.
Plaid Daddy 💖.
3:50 Damn, this didn't age well.
Oh
"I have plenty of massive friends" You mean every friend in this video? Like literally, your vlogs have shown us all your friends in this vid and God damn.....They thicc
I mean I can't say anything I way like 45 more pounds than Gridlock
Badger prefiring: "did you order bullets, because we do same day delivery"
Can I upgrade my Amazon Prime mebership to an Amazon Prime+ membership and get same hour delivery?
Boogeyman was my favorite player when he was with the Wild. Great man in the locker room and in the community. May he always rest in peace.
You’re the only person who I will keep watching rather than skipping the sponsor because it’s so god damn entertaining
14:43 he was probably AFK, so he just hid.
Nobody:
Not a sound:
Not even a mouse:
Heavenly when he saw cav’s elite skin: YES MOM- I mean yea...
J The Scorpio
haha, funny, laughed
do u even know how to do this meme? fucking unfunny normies spamming dead memes in youtube comments
Hamza Naeem people who call people normies deserve to be split dick first by a buzzsaw.
I came here for comments about how caviera is beautiful as fuck and I get normie talk
Smh
4:34
It was really nice for that word to have a positive connotation. Thx badger
3:59 that quote really didnt age well
I love that Mozzie and Gridlock are both spider (Mozzie's spider bots and Gridlock making "webs") themed cause it makes their sizes make WAY more sense. Male spiders are typically smaller than females by a lot. Like male black widows compared to females are like ants, they're so tiny.
I want a woman who if I'm not wearing a mouth guard and headgear to bed I might not make it to the morning. I with Heavenly on this one.....all hail queen thiccc
OGHawkeye666 agreed
same
Between Gridlock and Gina Carano, I think I have a weird taste in women
@@TheColSamson Gina is a gorgeous woman that deserves to be She-Hulk
@@TheOnlyHawkeye666 She is, yes. And I would love that, but I'm not sure that will happen
Me: presses on new badger video
Badger: harrasses me for falling for the oldest trick in the book
14:40 Castle looked like Gridlock shoved him in a locker.
8:48 me playing literally any FPS since MW came out
She's a brick... house. Talk about "built like an Amazon".
Built like a whale more like
Yeah just like those legendary obese Amazonians...