It would be 0 because xavier look at each question and then question the question's ability to truly question the required questions necessary for determining IQ.
I think my favourite part of the show is that his voice starts out being just really deep and monotone and ends up being one of the weirdest voices ever seen in adult television
That was actually because the VA got complaints of finding the voice annoying in S1, so next season he purposefully made the voice sound even more annoying
Wordddd!! Despite being affiliated w/ that creepy voice that would play in background as I was falling asleep at 2am-4am(ish), thinking it was the devil during a sleep paralysis episode/nightmare, when I was in 8th grade!! Taught me to stop falling asleep w/ adult swim on the channel, that is until I got older and “let’s just say, acquainted” w/ this show! 😂
"Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?" "I'm gonna need some of that disease you guys invented." "Crack?" "The other one." "AIDS?" "That's the spice." platinum tier comedy
@@pseudoname3159 bro i know an alice in chains album cover when i see one bro rocked out 99" and partied hard dude >:P I was born in the right generation bro!
Even better when you know that Vernon Chatman, the creator of this show is also producer on South Park and is also the voice of Towelie, which explains everything.
So Chatman is Xavier? I’ve been scouring the internet to see who did what voices and there is literally no info. I’d die to see some real behind the scenes from this show.
@@JoeLigmama it's him. He's also the narrator in The Shivering truth and in some animated shorts in Wonder Showzen. Although I think he's also one of the puppets. the yellow one I think.
I did shrooms for the first time back in like 2009 and this is what I watched as they kicked in. I’d never done psychedelics before. Lemme tell ya, this show took me on a JOURNEY
The fact that you can't tell the difference between a clip show of the best moments and the structure of a normal episode shows how disjointed and non sequitor this show is. I love it
i genuinely love how the entire show is animated like a cutscene from a really early 2000s Gamecube/Xbox/PS2 game lol it adds so much to the surrealism
It's such a shame that this show didn't really get much attention when it first aired. It's wacky and completely chaotic plotline filled with moments that make the viewer question whether the scripts for the episodes were written whilst they were drunk or high or both just made the entire show a masterpiece. This show was a blessing in disguise, truly.
Xavier 1: "If you love soup so much then why don't you marry soup?" Xavier 2: "Because I'm already married, to justice." Xavier 1: "Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you." That's a pretty good line from a fever dream of a show.
The "i dream hard of helping people" thing caught me so off guard when i first watched the show that i cant even hear that first line anymore without bursting out laughing.
It seems like Xavier is a morning person judging by his pretty consistent remarks towards his favorite breakfast foods such as ‘Chumps Like You’ and ‘Balls’.
Legend has it that it even sent the world's most prestigious doctors, physicists, engineers, and philosophers, those few who could perhaps grasp the endless chaotic vastness of it all, were left foaming at the mouth, stark raving mad after a single episode. It's almost as if it burns away something hiding in the subconcious of those optimists and self-lyers who belive themselves even a fraction enough worthy to gaze upon it.
i refuse to watch such garbage as steven universe, adventure time and many other and no i dont hate them cause i see them overrated its because i cannot watch them in the first place, since i dont have cn on my tv and i hate them cause i think the only reason i would watch it is if i was 5 to 11 year old boy i dont see anything intresting in any of these and btw, i know there is rick and morty, simpsons, futurama, family guy, southpark, american dad and so on. but this just seems as the weird one i just cannot stop watching if they made another season out of it i wouldnt realy mind
I remember late at night around 2-3 am, this show would pop on and I was too young to understand the jokes but his look and his voice would stick with me through my years. 😂
Agreed, especially with Postal 2 and 4. I also think it could look like something Suda51/Grasshopper Manufacture would make. Just the bizarreness of it all feels like it would fit with the likes of No More Heroes and Shadows of The Damned. Those types of games.
"You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon." Best line ever totally sounds like it should be in a hip hop song.
He had a whole flashback about how he should change and fight people with his mind for him to come out of it with the annoyance that his teacher hit him instead of the board. Amazing
The context is they were both in one of the booths and talking to each other on the phone before one hung up and it was revealed they were right next to each other
idk whats got me more fucked up. the fact that xavier is mathematically explaining how he will divide his love or the fact that he’s explaining it to babies💀
The virgin rick and morty
VS
The CHAD xavier renegade angel
Rick e Morty bad
I go with both
Who is chad Xavier
@@21Cayque12 shut up, redditor.
Kehl Lorentz I can’t tell if your ironic and it scares me
I love how he either has had many sexual encounters or none.
😂😂😂😂😂
Your question is answered at 6:20
Lmao ikr
@@HOTD108_ "get off me"
@@HOTD108_ "been saving myself for marriage... or at least consent" LMAO
"You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers." This will never leave my mind.
The Hunter has become the hunted
The chaser has become the *c h o s e d*
@@Morbius6826 Chosed*
@@Morbius6826 The hunter-ed
@@Morbius6826 Cheese*
1:50 Xavier's intelligence is so high, he able to divide something into 7 equal quarters.
I think he said quadrants, but hey.. dividing something into 7 *quadrants* also requires high intelligence
@@unnikrishnanvr186 I think bro's making a joke about 7 not being equal in terms to quarters so he must be smart to do the impossible
@@bettrfastrstrongr1708 but he said quadrants, not quarters. Either way, 7 cannot be split equally.
@@andish9227 still that is not in reference to what the joke he is making is about
@@bettrfastrstrongr1708 idk man maybe I’m just stupid
"I'm married to justice"
"Yeah only a blind girl would marry you"
That's such a good line
For those who don’t get it: the personification of justice is usually a blindfolded woman (carrying a sword and scales).
@Beauty Queen yah....it's like he lifted the blindfold of ignorance off of us! It sure was a difficult connection to make!
You can also hear a distant gunshot after that line.
There are two kinds of people reading this, those who have played helltaker, and functioning members of society.
because justice is blind
Even for adult swim standards, this is the weirdest show of all time.
You have a really good taste in music
Still good tho
*greatest*
this or 12 oz mouse
This feels like an entire gmod ytp was made as a show
If zavier took 2 IQ tests it would be like
1. 160 IQ
2. 65 IQ
ADHD IRL
So 225 IQ
@@kittechno8401225 or 95.
He's too smart for us to understand.
It would be 0 because xavier look at each question and then question the question's ability to truly question the required questions necessary for determining IQ.
"Your poor grandma."
"That's my daughter. She 14."
"Oooh nice and legal."
Dream
@@jackalopejim7468nightmare 💀
poor Xavier repopulated the pants, tho
@@jackalopejim7468drake
I love how he's so perfectly stupid and intelligent at the same time.
Advanced Patrick Star
he is a living oxymoron, a good portion of the irony is the oxymoronic statements.
"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"
Patrick Joestar
When you know everything but don’t know what it’s for
“I can’t send an innocent man to jail, even if it is me”
God tier show
true
Starts eating the babys
Word!! Darkest scene in this show imo!!! Should have at least shown him doing something indicating/showing that they “came back!” 😣😒
I think my favourite part of the show is that his voice starts out being just really deep and monotone and ends up being one of the weirdest voices ever seen in adult television
Peak character development honestly
He also got more insane later on
That was actually because the VA got complaints of finding the voice annoying in S1, so next season he purposefully made the voice sound even more annoying
Wordddd!! Despite being affiliated w/ that creepy voice that would play in background as I was falling asleep at 2am-4am(ish), thinking it was the devil during a sleep paralysis episode/nightmare, when I was in 8th grade!! Taught me to stop falling asleep w/ adult swim on the channel, that is until I got older and “let’s just say, acquainted” w/ this show! 😂
This guy is literally the manifestation of the voice in my head that says everything how i want to say but can never say them
Rick and Morty fans wish they could be as woke as Xavier.
Woke's Definition has changed so much who cares anymore
@Ikaros Fox good job responding to a comment from over a day ago
Kice rrispie Good job responding to a comment from 6 hours ago.
@@fesco8276 good job responding to a comment from over an hour ago
@@F0rever.B0red good job responding to a response to a comment from over an hour ago
It’s like AI generated comedy
No, it isn't and this joke is overused
@@Sam21856 damn I thought I was original with this joke
@@Sam21856 great minds think alike eh
@@crouchspammafia
Nobody understands us
I found this joke smoking weed
I love how this show keeps constantly throwing jokes at you giving little time to digest any of the previous ones
0:27 Xavier is the king of self-confidence
This whole series is like someone had a dream and started animating it.
Like a physiological killers brains :F
Fr lmao
It's a beautiful dream, I wish I had that dream
@@massharrasment8980 I have these type of dreams every goddamn time, worst part is i'm not a lucid dreamer too so really weird shit happens.
Whos dreaming this shit
"Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?"
"I'm gonna need some of that disease you guys invented."
"Crack?"
"The other one."
"AIDS?"
"That's the spice."
platinum tier comedy
@lil goy is that quote in this video?
@lil goy no fuckign way dude that's impossible why would you say that wtf
"frittata"
Jumps out window
Why does the American we want u poster got bin laden on it🤣🤣🤣
@@mxse1551 he wants you
How does the voice actor not burst out laughing every line
Our dubbing actor was doing it in the credits from time to time😂
1:09 HAHAHAHA that scene killed me, xavier manipulated him into throwing the drugs in the toilet even without cops lol
"Son. It was you who killed me!"
" what kinda stupid name is yoohoo?!"
dead It looks like the cover of Alice in Chains album.
"well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him - to death!"
i like ur pfp :3
@@centeroftheuniverse7196 Actually, I believe that is Nirvana's 'Nevermind'
@@pseudoname3159 bro i know an alice in chains album cover when i see one bro rocked out 99" and partied hard dude >:P I was born in the right generation bro!
You ever think that XRA is so ahead of it's time that it's also ahead of our time?
Like the world ending part with the "14" year old and he gets so excited that he repopulate his pants
6:12 "I'd like to hawk my loogie"
genius
The voice actor really did a phenomenal job with this character, wouldn't be right with anyone else
i wouldn’t mind if dan schneider or someone creepy voiced him, would add a whole nother level of horrifying-ness
he's also the writter and director.
Even better when you know that Vernon Chatman, the creator of this show is also producer on South Park and is also the voice of Towelie, which explains everything.
So Chatman is Xavier? I’ve been scouring the internet to see who did what voices and there is literally no info. I’d die to see some real behind the scenes from this show.
@@JoeLigmama it's him. He's also the narrator in The Shivering truth and in some animated shorts in Wonder Showzen. Although I think he's also one of the puppets. the yellow one I think.
The fact that the show looks like ps1 graphics just adds up the amount of extra weird shit they can do.
*Ps2. Ps1 cant handle this much of polygons & textures lmao.
Made by a company that did ps2 graphics
PS1? Really? Zoomers, everyone.
@@mattleo3211 nah don't throw that shit on us i know better than that
@@eleven99 you underestimate PS2 graphic
6:30 I can’t. I just fucking can’t. 😂😂😭
Robbie slaw 😂😂
I did shrooms for the first time back in like 2009 and this is what I watched as they kicked in. I’d never done psychedelics before. Lemme tell ya, this show took me on a JOURNEY
Bruh, what did you see??
@@0_dearghealach_083 Raziel...you are worthy...
The fact that you can't tell the difference between a clip show of the best moments and the structure of a normal episode shows how disjointed and non sequitor this show is. I love it
You mean this wasn't just a ripped episode?
@@thefourthbrotherkaramazov245 Said the quitter
@@cortster12 That was unironically my first thought after watching this video (I didn't pay attention to the title)
Im gonna upload a best off video of this show but it will just be a regular episode
My dude just got off to the thought of helping people. What a Chad
That is actually a mental disease called codependent narcissism and its a pretty disgusting character trait to have.
@@Wulfis69 ok bud
@@rustaholic2546 Im not your bud.
@@Wulfis69 ok pal
@@ThePppp89 Im not your pal
"It takes a real man to console with his feet."
- Xavier
"The hunter has become the hunter-ed"
"The chaser has become the chose-d"
Amazing line, absolutely amazing.
6:23 "I've been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent."
That escalated quickly.
And now you need both.
Gosh darn consent gettin in the way of me fun times.
@@adunce.5422 this reads like a rapey leprechaun
@@PoisonedRedBerry these comments are too funny💀💀
Ha nope.
“The chaser has be come the c h o s e d”
*IVE BEEN CHOSED*
c h o s t
The hunter. Has become. The hunter-ED
The coroner has become the cornholer!
The portrait has painted the artist
8:02 - That was so stupid and long-winded yet so amazing hilarious all at the same time
this show is the closest we’ve ever gotten to pure lobotomy
"You look so superficial. You probably judge things by their physical appearance" hahaha irony
@material pattern you know its true don't deny it
@material pattern it's on purpose, a joke.
@material pattern cheese
well technically hes arguing with himself, so of course the habits of one would be the same as the other
"Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her"
He just emits so much chad energy
Indeed he does
He is the chad we all strive to be
He is the OG Chad
It's the voice
>shows up to some random town and begins helping people
>Causes apocalyptic events to happen
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
i genuinely love how the entire show is animated like a cutscene from a really early 2000s Gamecube/Xbox/PS2 game lol it adds so much to the surrealism
It's such a shame that this show didn't really get much attention when it first aired. It's wacky and completely chaotic plotline filled with moments that make the viewer question whether the scripts for the episodes were written whilst they were drunk or high or both just made the entire show a masterpiece. This show was a blessing in disguise, truly.
"US army. How can I help?"
"Quick, I need some of that disease you created!"
"Crack?"
I laughed way too hard at this...
That's the spice.
"No, the other one!"
"AIDS?"
"That"s the spice!"
Frittata
ESKEET
Also the recruitment poster for Osama Bin-Laden in the background.
“look at the two of us, we could be like Beauty and the Beast. what do you say? will you be my beast?”
dieter rosswag but it’s so perfect at the same time.
"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."
@@dieterrosswag933 Honestly it's a great joke. I think it's supposed to sound corny/dadjoke-y.
In no universe can such a show be made without drugs.
Xavier 1: "If you love soup so much then why don't you marry soup?"
Xavier 2: "Because I'm already married, to justice."
Xavier 1: "Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you."
That's a pretty good line from a fever dream of a show.
They can never bring this show back.
The amount of drugs it’d take to reach the same quality of writing simply don’t exist anymore.
They smoked all of it while writing this and now we must obtain more of it by smoking more weed and acid until we have enough to bring back Xavier!!
Yeah most of the weed and acid today isn't strong or pure enough
@@BrokieTheJokie um weed has gotten better over the years but okay
Plus adult swim is way too PC these days and would never air something of this caliber
It's not the middle dark-golden age anymore, we've turned into basic monsters who only generate stupid content like Rick and morty
“That’s my daughter! She’s 14!”
“Oh, nice and le-gal.”
I’m sorry *WHAT*
Shut up.
@@daudenfield2905 Shut up.
@@M3rk420 just....shut up.
This reply section has already confused me more than the show
@@capootiscrepitoos listen I also am genuinely confused
0:55 Best recruitment poster
The "i dream hard of helping people" thing caught me so off guard when i first watched the show that i cant even hear that first line anymore without bursting out laughing.
The Chad composition
Jaqen H'ghar Valar Morghulis
Taste the P A I N
The chad Xavier VS the virgin rick
Rick and Morty is complete complete garbage compared to this show.
People like you ruin the greatness of this show with comments like this.
1:29 how 4chan was made
And reddit
@@topaz7462 social media in general
The internet as a whole
Pools closed man
Lmao
It seems like Xavier is a morning person judging by his pretty consistent remarks towards his favorite breakfast foods such as ‘Chumps Like You’ and ‘Balls’.
God tier show, glad that people are discovering it, such a shame it only lasted for two seasons
You need an infinite IQ to understand this show
Can’t like this comment it has 666 likes
@@stupididiot9897 Come back now
Legend has it that it even sent the world's most prestigious doctors, physicists, engineers, and philosophers, those few who could perhaps grasp the endless chaotic vastness of it all, were left foaming at the mouth, stark raving mad after a single episode. It's almost as if it burns away something hiding in the subconcious of those optimists and self-lyers who belive themselves even a fraction enough worthy to gaze upon it.
@@kovacthesaggy4014 Frittata!
I’m smart
Xavier will get the recognition it deserves one day. The whole show is brilliant from beginning to end.
yeah. i never finished best moments from 2nd season. will some day
why the fuck i found it in 2017?
Nice copy and pasting, turtle
i dont thnik this show is bad
actualy i think its better than most of the adult swim shit
i refuse to watch such garbage as steven universe, adventure time and many other
and no i dont hate them cause i see them overrated
its because i cannot watch them in the first place, since i dont have cn on my tv
and i hate them cause i think the only reason i would watch it is if i was 5 to 11 year old boy
i dont see anything intresting in any of these
and btw, i know there is rick and morty, simpsons, futurama, family guy, southpark, american dad and so on.
but this just seems as the weird one i just cannot stop watching
if they made another season out of it
i wouldnt realy mind
1:17
Behold: the only nice thing Xavier does in the entire series.
He gives $50k to the owner of that pet shop.
Why am I *JUST NOW FINDING THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE???*
Completely relate
"I'm already married to justice"
"Only a blind girl would marry you"
Lol justice is blind get it
I didn't get it until re-watching it recently. The genius of the show is that so much of the humor is like that.
What really made me laugh is him saying 'only a blind girl would marry you' when they look exactly alike
And suddenly someone who probably gets the joke but still wants to reference home stuck does a terrible impression.
No shit
Thank you for explaining the joke.
3:42: by far my favorite one.
"In conflict you must rip your opponent a new asshole in his consciousness."
How do i find that part seperately
He's not wrong
"He totally miss3d the board"
*"Soon his mind will be open with all truth"*
"all hole, no ass"
Watching Xavier is like watching a wise shaman but when you listen to what he says and the silliness of it all it just makes you laugh
I remember late at night around 2-3 am, this show would pop on and I was too young to understand the jokes but his look and his voice would stick with me through my years. 😂
One step ahead of
*L A P O L I C I A*
"If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide(?) the computer"
*jumps out of window*
Sounds like covid to me
Intellectuals get it
Xavier angel is to smart for TV
Yes Johnny, we watched the same video.
@@funnyvalentine6360 niceeeeeeeeeee
“I’m gonna be the best AIDS spreader of all time” got me snorting on the ground for a solid 20 seconds lol
6:48
Me when I see any women:
I feel like there was a game out of this but they could only find the cutscenes
Demon Rantz Well this was animated by a game company.
the game is real and its called lsd dream emulator ps1
80's synth no it's not
There is it’s called Postal 2
If there was a game then it was a small game on adult swim.
This show seems like it coexists in the Postal universe.
Most underrated comment on this vid.
How do I find this game or show?
@nene d_master
Google it.
Just for now though, I'll tell you that it's definitely a game.
Agreed, especially with Postal 2 and 4. I also think it could look like something Suda51/Grasshopper Manufacture would make. Just the bizarreness of it all feels like it would fit with the likes of No More Heroes and Shadows of The Damned. Those types of games.
@@crunchu2361 Now where is that? Here it is!
"You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance"
Bruh this one killed me
I love how the camera man just has so much fun being in the show.
"You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon." Best line ever totally sounds like it should be in a hip hop song.
fireballdick If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?
@@temmietoga5369 because im already married, to justice.
@@kenjen9861
That makes sense, only a blind girl would marry you.
@@hopoutattheafterparty6245 I just got the blind girl bit
@@kenjen9861 only a blind girl would marry you
“The Hunter has become hunter-ed”
“The chaser has become the chosed”
Absolute god tier comedy
"the Cornered has become the cornholed"
@@veryoriginalname2515 The reverser has be come the reserver
chost*
@@TugiDegwas about to make the same exact correction
@@paulj6805 We think alike. Because we are based.
I really need to watch this while high
I’m doing it right now
3:42 these are some very wise words to live by
I swear, this show has untouched meme potential.
It absolutely does but hope it remains untouched.
@@varaprad yeah 21st century memes will overuse it and this will be dead in a week or so
lets make sure this Remains Untouched so its that much more better
It’s too deep for mainstream audiences
There are no memes of this show because the show itself is a meme.
I feel like this was badly animated on purpose and it makes it even better
It's like a GTA 3 cutscene
Lol!!
hot take
The rendering is bad but the body movements are just... SMOOOTH
This isn't badly animated. Are you dumb?
He had a whole flashback about how he should change and fight people with his mind for him to come out of it with the annoyance that his teacher hit him instead of the board. Amazing
4:01 Best moment of the best moments
5:57 can we talk about how amazing this is
Its amazing
“I just repopulated my pants”
The buggy clipping of the window helps make it a good scene
@@destubae3271 it's raining
@@Leig5H0T In yo pants.
The chaser has become the chost
Frittata
69th like wheres my prize
I prefer "the reverser becomes the ree-verrr--seddd"
Chosed*
3:17
I was like 3 years old when this show originally aired… it’s crazy to see that this show actually exists and wasn’t just some weird dream I had
7:34 Dude is it a telephone booth behind them like a Doctor Who heart tardis
The context is they were both in one of the booths and talking to each other on the phone before one hung up and it was revealed they were right next to each other
That makes perfect sense @@mekhie.r.duncan3825
I am definitely gonna use the line "you may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing chinese checkers"
"I can't send an innocent man to jail - even if it is me!"
Why are you on every comments section
@@JacobKinsley probably one of Justin Y's disciples
I woke up to my boyfriend watching this one day and I felt so many emotions. Joy was not one of them, but fear was.
0:25 “We can be like beauty and the beast. Whattya say? Will you be my beast?”
“Idiot he totally missed the board”
I read this as it happened 😂😂😂
"Now the coroner becomes the corn-holer"
"The chaser has become the chosed"
Lmao fucking hilarious
Necrophillia
idk whats got me more fucked up. the fact that xavier is mathematically explaining how he will divide his love or the fact that he’s explaining it to babies💀
I have no words for how absolutely hilarious this is.
Middle aged Australian tourists in Cambodia next to a 7 year old child:
05:39
That's oddly specific
@@POLARSCARETHESOLDIER its a threat
Its too specific
Pretty based
NO....
NOOOOO!!
DX
You forgot the scene where the guy is burning in lava and before he dies he says "AAAAAH-I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS MY PERSONAL SAVIOUR- YES MADE IT"
I just laughed out loud reading this commenting and remembering. I love it
This show is the peak of human art and expression
i love how he randomly has ragdoll physics when jumping through stuff
“I’m already married to justice”
“Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you” lol
I didn't get that..plz explain
@@thelastkiwii322 justice is often referenced byba blind woman
@@thelastkiwii322 you know "justice is blind" which means it doesn't matter who you are how rich and popular, justice will take its course.
@@thelastkiwii322 Justice is usually depicted as a woman wearing a blindfold, one hand holding a sword and the other holding a scale
@@momsaccount4033 justice also is referred this way as a force that will always have the better foresight even though she’s blind
I lost and gained IQ points just from watching this.
Such is life
I lost IQ points where I didn't know you could have IQ points.
Dont worry just watch it a total 1.5 times and it'll even out
I have heard it put best as this: this show will kill your brain cells but it will make the remaining ones smarter.
I wanted this show to go on forever, but I guess I'll have to live with one ever
It wasn't the video I was looking for, but it was the video I always needed.
This show is the most entertaining show about nothing I’ve ever watched
Boi If You Wipe Me Off The Screen I wiped u off the screen
What about Seinfeld
Finally someone who realized it
He’s making a hard right on Saratoga
Gotta dump them
4:02 "idiot he totally missed the board" LMFAO
the delivery on that was fucking gold
This was on broadcast television. Let that sink in
This is a masterpiece
Is there any weirder or philosophically brilliant show out there
probably not, but who knows
Monty Python?
The eric andre show is so far the most surreal live action show ive seen
Thomas Bangalter reading a newspaper good thing thats not what he asked
you sound dumb