Everything Nick Offerman Does In a Day | Vanity Fair

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  • 'Devs' star Nick Offerman takes us through everything he does in a typical day, from being “cornholed” in rush hour traffic while commuting to his woodshop to exercising with wife Megan Mullally before grilling up a lamb chop dinner.
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  • @melk675
    @melk675 Před 4 lety +16909

    Nick Offerman is just a healthier version of Ron Swanson

    • @AGH331
      @AGH331 Před 4 lety +253

      And a more liberal and left-leaning one.

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR Před 4 lety +334

      An alternate healthier, more progressive version of Ron who managed to fix his marriage with Tammy 2.

    • @ronswanson1238
      @ronswanson1238 Před 4 lety +71

      How rude

    • @Miker3797
      @Miker3797 Před 4 lety +40

      @@AGH331 Could be California rubbing off. Don't know the man so hard to tell for sure. Only caught a few episodes of Park and Rec and much prefer Ron. lol

    • @stevesambrano5552
      @stevesambrano5552 Před 4 lety +66

      You mean Ron Dunn? The eagleton version of ron

  • @ArcadiyIvanov
    @ArcadiyIvanov Před 4 lety +9905

    > A steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous love making for two hours and we’re both asleep by eight thirty.

    • @AndrewIGoode
      @AndrewIGoode Před 4 lety +158

      That's what I was thinking 😂God I miss Parks and Rec

    • @AGH331
      @AGH331 Před 4 lety +44

      But that's his idea of his wedding night, not a regular day ;)

    • @ryaningham5374
      @ryaningham5374 Před 4 lety +39

      Whisky*. It's Scotch, so none of this "e" shite

    • @ascendedvegeta
      @ascendedvegeta Před 4 lety +3

      @@ryaningham5374 heeeyyyy go easy on them. They don't know any better

    • @ericqualley6764
      @ericqualley6764 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂

  • @matchington1148
    @matchington1148 Před 4 lety +3648

    It’s funny how some of this is exactly like Ron Swanson and then other parts would give Ron a heart attack to hear.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 Před 4 lety +83

      His favourite whisky in real life actually is Lagavullin, but yeah salads threw me off a bit

    • @go2yanks
      @go2yanks Před 4 lety +88

      James Kilgour it’s weird that he eats the food his food eats.

    • @Dopboyfreshh
      @Dopboyfreshh Před 4 lety +47

      The salad and quinoa would definitely get Ron upset lol

    • @coughdrops5690
      @coughdrops5690 Před 4 lety +11

      Chris and Nick would get along.

    • @shaggytheninja92
      @shaggytheninja92 Před 4 lety +1

      Matchington 1 Ron would be disgusted lol

  • @sheckjesus7476
    @sheckjesus7476 Před 4 lety +5999

    50% of Nick Offerman is Ron Swanson, while the other 50% is Ron Dunn

  • @brucebanner5512
    @brucebanner5512 Před 4 lety +3605

    I'm glad to see Ron Swanson started to eat healthy and exercise. But we all know he finishes his night with a glass of Lagavulin.

    • @wackywankavator
      @wackywankavator Před 4 lety +59

      And a pound and a half tomahawk steak, a rasher of bacon, and a generally discarded spring of parsley.

    • @obitouchiha3990
      @obitouchiha3990 Před 4 lety +4

      U mean a glass of snake juice?

    • @Nyxeme
      @Nyxeme Před 4 lety +1

      Some things never change!

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 Před 4 lety

      So let’s see who you REALLY are * pulls off mask *

    • @SgtNoPants
      @SgtNoPants Před 3 lety +3

      And 2 hours of vigorous love making

  • @Aspett0
    @Aspett0 Před 4 lety +2966

    Nick Offerman is Ron Swanson and Chris Traeger's love child

  • @Benwinch07
    @Benwinch07 Před 4 lety +3029

    I can’t believe he eats the food that his food eats.

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf Před 4 lety +1782

    I was really hoping he was going to include "vigorous love making" in the list.

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR Před 4 lety +31

      Chris L I’m sure that fits into his schedule. He just doesn’t need or want to share that with millions of strangers.

    • @muratkahraman8743
      @muratkahraman8743 Před 4 lety +7

      @@AlasdairGR no he meant as a joke xD it would be hilarious and no one would know if he was serious or not

    • @HM13.
      @HM13. Před 4 lety +6

      Not to mentioned his steak dinner and a glass of Lagavulin.

    • @DGNYY27
      @DGNYY27 Před 3 lety

      Great comment He’s married to Meghan so it’s on the list.

    • @fartknocker8263
      @fartknocker8263 Před 2 lety +1

      I'll take the part where he says he likes to listen to the Cubs play... against the losing team 😏

  • @Kushranata
    @Kushranata Před 4 lety +1041

    This actually sounds like a pretty-lowkey-simple-average-lifestyle that I’m really into.

  • @MajesticSkywhale
    @MajesticSkywhale Před 4 lety +717

    I thought his only exercise was woodworking and lovemaking

  • @Kim-up2qc
    @Kim-up2qc Před 4 lety +709

    He is *literally* a mix of Ron Swanson and Chris Traeger

  • @sl1msn1per
    @sl1msn1per Před 4 lety +773

    Listening to the Chicago Cubs against *the losing team*
    savage

    • @dayman7061
      @dayman7061 Před 4 lety +6

      Liam Pulles Even though the cubs suck

    • @natefrank2470
      @natefrank2470 Před 3 lety

      So nice to hear he’s a Cubs fan

  • @GuruPrashanth7970
    @GuruPrashanth7970 Před 4 lety +615

    Ron Swanson is really good at playing this "Nick" person!

  • @7amo0odi96
    @7amo0odi96 Před 4 lety +486

    I just listened to a man talk for 6 mins straight about his daily lifestyle and I loved it.

  • @TheJakeharms
    @TheJakeharms Před 3 lety +52

    I worked as a lead man on hearts beat loud, which he starred in. he introduced himself to every crew member and took time to learn every person's name. it was only a 4 week shoot, and it was hectic, but he was always super chill on set. admirable dude. I found out later that he came up as a scenic carpenter. what a boss.

    • @cisrael468
      @cisrael468 Před rokem +1

      one of my favorite movies ever. Beautiful simple story that came out when I was in a rough patch.

  • @ArthurAnymoredonuts1
    @ArthurAnymoredonuts1 Před 4 lety +95

    His voice is so distinctive, i didn't realize i was watching it without sound for a minute. It's just ingrained in my head.

  • @joew717
    @joew717 Před 4 lety +279

    "I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food"

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Před 3 lety +7

      Joe Williams Same here. Please and thank you.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 Před 4 lety +242

    Nick Offerman is quite an interesting guy. I really enjoyed the interview. Love his passion for woodworking. If he can't reach his woodshop, hope he has something makeshift set up at his residence. And, he is married to the talented Megan Mullally. Lucky fellow.

    • @bruhe
      @bruhe Před rokem

      World’s most interesting fo realz

  • @jonathanredford215
    @jonathanredford215 Před 4 lety +78

    "Assemble a jigsaw puzzle, while listening to an audio book. Check THAT out." Lol

  • @paolaolivera3255
    @paolaolivera3255 Před 4 lety +408

    Why did I not know he’s married to Tammy Two 😂😭

    • @mightymorphingmemory6178
      @mightymorphingmemory6178 Před 4 lety +63

      Makes the show plot line all the better of the hate and craziness

    • @GrahamDIY
      @GrahamDIY Před 4 lety +21

      I honestly don’t know why you didn’t know this!
      But now you do, rewatch the Tammy Two scenes on Parks & Rec and they are even better!

    • @crappybucket
      @crappybucket Před 4 lety +1

      WHAT

    • @paolaolivera3255
      @paolaolivera3255 Před 4 lety +5

      Graham DIY definitely going to do that now! Makes it even funnier

    • @christiangonzales8807
      @christiangonzales8807 Před 4 lety +20

      Tammy Two is Megan Mullally. She’s an amazing actor and just as funny as (if not more than) Nick. She played one of the main characters in the legendary sitcom Will & Grace. I can’t recommend it enough, seriously she’s the funniest character.

  • @akshayiloveindia
    @akshayiloveindia Před 3 lety +22

    Nick Offerman has the most sorted life ever. Ever time I listen to him I get an urge to learn woodworking.

  • @inkdop741
    @inkdop741 Před 4 lety +38

    Salad??
    "The food that my food eats"
    ~ Ron fking Swanson

  • @sebastian8922
    @sebastian8922 Před 4 lety +47

    Nick Offerman has been providing quality entertainment over the past few weeks while everyones in quarantine, I’m very thankful.

  • @sketno8605
    @sketno8605 Před 4 lety +59

    “I quietly get out of the bed and go to the BREAKFASTING AREA,,🤣🤣🤣🤣this Guy is amazing. 0:30

  • @susans654
    @susans654 Před 4 lety +152

    Not what I was expecting. He's so much more regimented than most of us are. Maybe I'm just not a morning person and like food too much, lol. He does inspire me and I bet he'll have a long and healthy life with his wife.

    • @guitourney
      @guitourney Před 4 lety +10

      Celebrities lie. These are always a hightened version of their actual normal days. Nick Offerman included

    • @susans654
      @susans654 Před 4 lety +1

      @@guitourney Yes, you might be right -- this could be somewhat exaggerated. Like maybe this isn't a typical day but it does happen sometimes. 😆

    • @AlasdairGR
      @AlasdairGR Před 4 lety +8

      guitourney Nick Offerman isn’t one to lie. The guy is hardworking and down to Earth.

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 Před 4 lety +3

      @@guitourney Just because you're unhealthy and unregimented, doesn't mean we all are.

    • @keep7smiling
      @keep7smiling Před 4 lety +2

      @@guitourney well I pretty much try to live like that. I'm getting there step by step. Healthy body, healthy mind. It's almost absurd to me how much clean eating, excerise, enough sleep and a worthwhile occupation help against my depression.

  • @3pointWave
    @3pointWave Před 4 lety +65

    Nick Offerman is the voice I hear inside my head

  • @jesshigginbottom3866
    @jesshigginbottom3866 Před 4 lety +348

    Megan Mullally is winning at life for bagging this man. 😏

  • @shooter1598
    @shooter1598 Před 4 lety +32

    Ron Swanson plays this Nick Offerman guy pretty well.

  • @zoeonfilm
    @zoeonfilm Před 4 lety +140

    Him and Megan Mullally are the ideal couple.

  • @wesboz8776
    @wesboz8776 Před 4 lety +9

    I just love how Nick's wife is Tammy 2. They must have had the best time on set together

  • @benat4247
    @benat4247 Před 4 lety +265

    They should replace the national anthem with this audio.

    • @JayPatel-qp9do
      @JayPatel-qp9do Před 3 lety +1

      Listening to the Chicago Cubs against the losing team
      savage

  • @sailormf
    @sailormf Před 3 lety +8

    “As to not wake up my sleeping bride” meanwhile, my boyfriend wakes up at the asscrack of dawn and stomps around, slams door, drives a bulldozer through the hallway, plays guitar and asks why I’m up so early 🧐 😂

  • @sophiagomez6076
    @sophiagomez6076 Před 4 lety +15

    Megan and Nick are literally couple goals💗💗💗 they are the cutest

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse Před 3 lety +11

    I'd say Mr. Offerman's got life pretty well sorted out. I aspire to be more like him.

  • @lefroy1
    @lefroy1 Před 4 lety +11

    I'm impressed, and slightly intimidated by his daily routine. It's just so proper!

  • @henrym6411
    @henrym6411 Před 4 lety +4

    I love how Nick Offerman’s wood shop was used as Ron’s wood shop in the Fairway Frank episode of Parks and Rec☺️

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 Před 4 lety +11

    “If you are ant-eye social”
    He is LITERALLY Ron Swanson

  • @johnrobichaud1983
    @johnrobichaud1983 Před 4 lety +9

    After watching this I love him more than I thought possible

  • @hing420
    @hing420 Před 3 lety +6

    So Nick Offerman is basically a nicer and more health-conscious version of Ron Swanson? I can live with that.

  • @gauthamanilkumar8541
    @gauthamanilkumar8541 Před 4 lety +4

    Truly from the bottom of my heart, thank you guys.

  • @felixvecchiarelli6458
    @felixvecchiarelli6458 Před 3 lety +4

    Only Nick Offerman could make a relatively boring day sound amazing.

  • @CastorenaJ1125
    @CastorenaJ1125 Před 4 lety +22

    When Swanson takes some of Dunn’s advice on living.

  • @joeycathcart
    @joeycathcart Před 3 lety +1

    Nick is the man! Really need to pick up one of his books. So calm and collected.

  • @JahRandom
    @JahRandom Před 4 lety +3

    I've always wished I could make stuff with wood like Nick here does; but the way he talks about it makes me super jealous and makes me want to become a master woodworker. It just seems like an awesome hobby, and very cool to be able to spend free time doing some active meditation while actually creating something too. Simply awesome.

  • @RyRy84
    @RyRy84 Před rokem +6

    We really need more of what a person does in a day. With no fluff. A normal everyday. So we can all relate.

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Před 4 lety +5

    This may be the most good ol’ fashion American man I’ve ever seen, but in the best way possible

  • @itachidattebayo
    @itachidattebayo Před 4 lety +2

    His woodshop has workers? Sign me up. I could listen to his wisdom all day long.

  • @Jboy19881
    @Jboy19881 Před 4 lety +133

    I’ve never been so interested in a mans day.

  • @ridjuan921
    @ridjuan921 Před 4 lety +149

    Ron Swanson doesn’t get corona. Corona gets Ron Swanson

  • @jackd9932
    @jackd9932 Před 4 lety +3

    I could listen to his voice forever

  • @hanskaarstein
    @hanskaarstein Před 4 lety +11

    I want Nick Offerman to read me a bedtime story 😂 or at least an audio book

  • @asomind
    @asomind Před 4 lety +9

    "I don't ever hit snooze"
    - Ron Swanson

  • @taytayqueen7024
    @taytayqueen7024 Před 4 lety +15

    Why is no body talking about the fact that she called it ‘Breakfasting area’

  • @BeeABaw
    @BeeABaw Před 4 lety +6

    This makes me want to look at my lack of sleep, coffee drinking , junk food eating, booze drinking lifestyle. I might not make it to 40 at this rate.

  • @sunnieshell
    @sunnieshell Před 3 lety +3

    I love how he said, "If necessary, I will use dental floss"

  • @JordanBeagle
    @JordanBeagle Před 4 lety

    5:30 That sounds nice, love the audiobook listening

  • @OhCanaDave
    @OhCanaDave Před 4 lety +3

    I couldn’t love this any more than I do already.

  • @Exclucityours
    @Exclucityours Před 4 lety +4

    A salad really Ron really "Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”. Lmao

  • @Candisa
    @Candisa Před rokem +1

    "That's where it all starts, the right amount of sleep"
    me watching this wide awake at 11.30PM, not planning to go to bed anytime soon: 🤐

  • @russellmanweller6694
    @russellmanweller6694 Před rokem

    My lifelong, and best friend recently died. He was one of the craziest and most interesting people I ever knew. He had great taste in funny and unusual entertainment, but I've never known him to read a book. A couple years before he died, he gave me a book and said I had to read it and it was an amazing book. After he died I thought that I should read the book he gave me because I knew he had great taste, so it must be an amazing book. I figured it had given him great insight into life and taught him some sort of profound lesson. The book was Paddle Your Own Canoe, by Nick Offerman. I didn't know who the guy was, but if my friend liked him, then he must be an amazing comedian and life teacher. After reading large sections of the book, and looking up CZcams videos, I have not been able to find one interesting thing this man has done. The book, his acting career, and even his wood working is as mundane as this interview. I would have to dull down my boring life and personality just to be as uninteresting as this man. I really wish my friend was still alive so I could ask him if he was just messing with me. He is dead, but he is probably still a more interesting corpse than this guy is alive. I'm not being mean just for the sake of being mean, but I just can't rap my brain around why my friend gave me that book. This interview is not an example of Nick Offerman's day, it's and example of his life and career........ "I was born, I ate some food, I washed dishes and lived in a couple different apartments. I ate dinner and built a bird house and drank some milk before I went to bed. That's the story of my life. So I wrote a book".

  • @ieatyourbrain8478
    @ieatyourbrain8478 Před 4 lety +13

    Just so happened that I was just watching parks and rec!

  • @ewanturnbull645
    @ewanturnbull645 Před 3 lety +4

    Hearing Ron Swanson say I eat avocado is all I’m here for

  • @jaredhagan419
    @jaredhagan419 Před 4 lety

    This video literally made my day.

  • @myrojyn
    @myrojyn Před 4 lety +2

    There is a select group of people strong enough to not hit snooze and of course Nick Offerman is one of them.

  • @notoverlyacerbic9574
    @notoverlyacerbic9574 Před 4 lety +46

    I would be repremanded repeatedly for hijinking during non hijinking times...

  • @Wynner3
    @Wynner3 Před 4 lety +7

    I never drank coffee black until I started grinding and pressing the beans myself. I have the weird urge to drink coffee and do puzzles now. I might have to try that.

  • @Bee-dg5sk
    @Bee-dg5sk Před 4 lety

    This was the best one and his made so much sense🤣

  • @nileshchandra6435
    @nileshchandra6435 Před 2 lety +2

    Ron swanson created the duke silver persona for his musical talents. He also created this Nick offerman persona for his acting talents.

  • @Blitznstitch2
    @Blitznstitch2 Před 4 lety +6

    His life is so structured

  • @kazekrux3417
    @kazekrux3417 Před 3 lety +18

    “In the event that I drink too much whiskey, I cook a steak medium rare, eat it, then put on a pair of wet socks, and fall asleep”

  • @damesvids7267
    @damesvids7267 Před 4 lety +1

    I can listen to this man talk for hours and not get bored

  • @stellaconlon9957
    @stellaconlon9957 Před 4 lety

    Finally, one of these on someone I care about!!!

  • @StreetHierarchy
    @StreetHierarchy Před 4 lety +6

    Nick Offerman: ...so now I take service streets...
    Waze: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @mrkumar9813
    @mrkumar9813 Před 4 lety +6

    We all know , leisure time is vigorous love making

  • @krispynah6043
    @krispynah6043 Před 2 lety +2

    The toughest thing about Nick Offerman is his joy of black coffee.

  • @KyloRen4238
    @KyloRen4238 Před 2 lety +1

    Nick Offerman
    Shows
    1. Captain Bowditch - The Simpsons 2014 - 2021
    2. Harris Grundle - The Cleveland Show 2012
    3. Randy - George Lopez 2003 - 2004
    Movies
    4. Gavin - Ice Age 5: Collision Course 2016
    5. Grandpa Mike - Hotel Transylvania 2 2015
    6. Deputy Chief Hardy - 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street 2012 - 2014
    7. Don Fitzgerald - We're the Millers 2013

  • @mryanyan19
    @mryanyan19 Před 4 lety +35

    Nick Offerman is Ron but embracing the modern world

  • @dustinwalden7091
    @dustinwalden7091 Před 4 lety +20

    Fully expected him to say “And right before bed, I make sweet love to my wife”.

  • @rogerwhiting9310
    @rogerwhiting9310 Před 3 lety +1

    Its nice to see him flourishing

  • @bdgienger22
    @bdgienger22 Před 4 lety +1

    Nothing has surprised me less than the realization that Nick Offerman takes his coffee black.

  • @nickmvp8211
    @nickmvp8211 Před 4 lety +5

    He really is just Ron Swanson is real life and it’s awesome

  • @aidanfoley1546
    @aidanfoley1546 Před 4 lety +5

    Nick Offerman is the man

  • @bokkebokke7
    @bokkebokke7 Před 4 lety +2

    The way he says Siracha sounds like the way Ron would say it. Except more enthusiastically. As for the traffic, you gotta have backways and your backway has to have a backway.

  • @la1163
    @la1163 Před 4 lety +1

    You sir are so right about the eight hours of sleep. You feel so much better in the morning after a well rested sleep.

  • @finn4593
    @finn4593 Před 3 lety +8

    He wasn’t acting during parks and rec

  • @blakeok952
    @blakeok952 Před 4 lety +38

    Two hours of vigourous love-making and we're in bed by 8:30

  • @jennyneedsmeds
    @jennyneedsmeds Před 4 lety

    almond butter, salads with quinoa and avocado, exercise, a recipe book with more salads in it, puzzles, audiobooks, lmfaoooo ron swanson would never.
    but seriously nick i love you.

  • @vinny2315
    @vinny2315 Před rokem +2

    Very interesting how he organizes his tasks by his body's natural daily rythm. Thinking about it I always used to do a lot better in my classes before lunch in school.

  • @BC-kx6db
    @BC-kx6db Před 3 lety +7

    Why does everyone have a more productive routine than me

  • @lakemartin1664
    @lakemartin1664 Před 4 lety +12

    Did anyone else notice this guy looks and sounds exactly like Ron Swanson. Wow, it is a small world.

  • @J.Nevermore
    @J.Nevermore Před 3 lety +1

    Nick offerman’s the kinda man ud want in the apocalypse. Also the same man u wanna go camping with 😂

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins Před 4 lety +2

    Audiobooks and educational podcasts are a miraculous thing of our time. I recommend 'In Our Time' from the BBC.

  • @m4kzo
    @m4kzo Před 4 lety +6

    He's actually married to Tammy #2?! That's hilarious

  • @melvina628
    @melvina628 Před 4 lety +3

    0:58, 1:59 Two cups of coffee in 90 minutes? Look out!
    2:50 Forced interaction. We must enter your personal space! Is that OK?

  • @W40kenzie
    @W40kenzie Před 4 lety +1

    Nick Offerman is truly a man’s man

  • @adammcguinness5373
    @adammcguinness5373 Před 4 lety

    I think that’s probably the best video I’ve ever watched

  • @yunyeelin
    @yunyeelin Před 4 lety +6

    I would love it if, at the end, he said "I've said too much.." lol

  • @BravoManUK
    @BravoManUK Před 4 lety +5

    When I grow up I want to be Nick Offerman.

  • @StaceWah
    @StaceWah Před 4 lety

    This somehow sounds like a boot camp ... here for it! 💪

  • @Kayfranz2020
    @Kayfranz2020 Před 4 lety +2

    Nick Offerman is a combination of Ron and Ron