This Is Your PUN-ishment!
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
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This video was uploaded quite a few years ago, and no longer represents the type of content I want to make on the channel. For everyone who enjoys it, I'll keep it public as its currently my most well performing video on the channel, and without each and every viewer I would have quit a long time ago. I sincerely thank each and every one of you for watching, and I hope you stick around for the content I make in the future.
It's not the puns that make me laugh, it's Papyrus getting mad
YUUUUUUUUP!
Yeah.
Thaaaaaaaaaaaat's my life .
Kitodylan Babich ME
Kitodylan Babich omg yes my favorite part is papyrus!!!!! so funny!
Kitodylan Babich ITS BOTH FOR ME XD
*Frisk goes genocide*
Sans: You killed everyone. Now, it's time for your PUN-ishment.
Ain't SNOW fucking way 💀
Wow, that was really _punny!_
That last one made me fall off my chair laughing. Then 5 seconds later, I fell out again from the same joke.
+Jar Dpo I guess my puns are quite CHAIR-itable with their humor
Haha, but who needs a chair when you can just do plain old stand-up comedy
does all you hate my PUNS I got feeling that think my PUNS are TERRABLE(TEARS PAPER)LOOOOOOOOOL
Jar Dpo [No reply here...]
Jar Dpo
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An entire video dedicated to Sans making puns 😍😍😍
This si why I love Sans
I CANT STOP LAUGING!! XD
Amy the Mega Fangirl :3 me to I love Undertale so much now its crazy
I can't control my laughter(lolololololololol)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹
debbie torres Omg same!! X3 I told myself no more fandoms and look at where I'm at now! XD (I love people who love the game lol i found my people x3)
Lol
Me:knock knock
Papyrus:who's there?
Me:olive
Papyrus:olive who?
Me:I olive you!
Papyrus:why!!!!!
Jayfeather does Minecraft
I olive you
=
I love you
do u understand now
the hamane family think it should be lava
the hamane family u dont need the i cuz "olive u" sounds like "ilove u" and "i olive you" sounds like "i i love you"
Me:knock knock
Papyrus:who's there
Me:SCP
Papyrus:what SCP?
Me: (SCP shy guy and reptile and plague doctor and and peanut and other monsters and fnaf does meme dance) 😎
Papyrus:OH MY GOD!!!!!! WAIT DO NOT LET THAT BURNING MAN HERE (slam door and MTF dancing in house)
Papyrus:WHAT!!?!?!!!! (Hide in closet and holding base ball bat)
Me:knock knock
Papyrus: Whos there
Me: Knife
Papyrus: Knife who
Me: KNIFE TO MEET YOU *kills papyrus*
Here some puns:
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
SPARERIBS
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
Why couldn't Papyrus tell the human his true feelings?
He didn't have the heart to tell them
How do French skeletons greet each other?
They say, "BONE-jour!"
this with the video is humerus
You.are.amazing XD
+Omega Zero Do you mean Tumerus eh? eh?
debbie torres um no just no
XD YES SO MUCH YES FOR YOU SIR XD
2:53 Papyrus, mastering spaghetti doesn’t make you a fully-licensed expert in noodles like that.
It makes you an IMPASTA.
I dont care that this comment is 2 years old the PAST is the PASTA
Yeah and he can’t even cook the Asian spaghetti’s
i dont care how bad san's puns are, I always laugh at them
That really “rattled” my funny bones, one could say that Sans really got a Skele”Ton” of work done in one sitting. (The trombone was a good one, reminds me of one of my skeletal cousins who used to play the Xylo”bone.”
"You'll notice there are no toilets in any houses down here. Now you know why: because we literally don't give a shit."
im cracking up from laughter someone help me
Then Papy suddenly shouts HAHAHA kill me
I died with lafter
my favorite pun
I already laughed at 1:11 just because of how pap said "MY GOD,SANS."
am I the only one who REALLY FOR REAL XD's at the puns?
I SWARE IM CRYING ABOUT "All The Pastabillides" OMLOL
me too I'm here screaming SANS ITS 10 PASTA 9:00
GoldenDiamonds AJ And more!
lol I love puns they are *puntactic*
& very *punny* but my friend
thinks its a *punishment* soo every time I say a pun she always. tells me to *leaf* 🌱 her alone
I guess she can't *bear* 🐻 my puns its to bad cause i got a *skele-ton* of them..........ok I'm leaving now....
Toriel Dreemurr hey tori.
Toby NG I'm screenshotting this rn, I have to use this.
I laughed as much at Papyrus' suffering as I did at the actual puns
Them Papyrus groans give me life
Da Dragon Durp hi person that comments on every single video made on earth
Da Dragon Durp
Da Dragon Durp في التكنولوجيا مما ٣ع
Da Dragon Durp *I'VE SUBSCRIBED ALREADY YOU CAN STOP NOW*
I SEE U EVERY FUCKING WHERE
1:48 I laughed at that... Why? His face and the music... it mixes so good!
1:48 i'm dying
Spooky scary 💀 send shivers down your spine
I puked bones at this
Come on, guys. You have to throw Sans a bone. He worked himself down to the bone just to come up with these puns.
Papyrus has a bone to pick with you.
This is literally me and my mom all the time. I come up to her chuckling and she all ready knows that I am about to make a pun
2:24 That actually sounds like Sans text sound in the game. 😂👏🏼Well done for mimicking it to the point.
the dance? yeah, I'm with Sans on this one
ZomcreepGaming I like ur pfp
:D
Papyrus: *Does the funny-bone dance*
Me: *Does the funny-bone dance*
Sans: im not lazy, i just think the funny-bone dance is fucking retarded
Me: *Flips off Sans while doing the funny-bone dance* You sonnava bitch
TheCrimsonDragon lol
Man, these puns are bad to the bone.
...
I love puns and I embrace it all.
Sans is a very odd...CHARActer
IceShard124 Frozen Man NO CHARA!!! JK I don't mind
Did you know...Sans is a bonehead
Papyrus: Oh My God Ice Shard!!!!!
Sans:Niceeeeee
Fucking roblox lewl and nice pun
1:40 As a Trombone player myself I will let you know that marching band with a Trombone is harder than concert band, and it hurts more on the shoulder
It was a guitar version of Levan Polka that I thought fit really well with the video
IT sure does
Do you have a link to it? :3
yeah! I like the levan polka music
this is the music to the leekspin meme
+CZcamsWolf 3045 same
Several times I went "Paps is about to murder this joker"
SPEAR-ghetti
I like this PUNishment
You deserve a *PUNCAKE*
Just imagine the PASTAbilitys
0:14 SANS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
😂
I would love to be Papyrus so I can hear these puns each day 😂😂😂
you people are un-BONEleavable!!!! 😜😜😜
ZOMG ANY PUN RELATED TO UNDERTALE I LOVE ANS FROM APHMAU
+debbie torres lol
don't you mean un-pun-lievable?
I could go for some of undyne spearghetti XD
ThatOnePancake this is a PUNNY commet 😉
Papyrus: SANS!!!!!😠
Sans: what bro?😎
Papyrus: D'ont you dare to say a prank😠
Me: well.....pap? I don't think sans want to say a BONE joke today?😋
Papyrus: your right human, he........😑
Sans: (Inside his head) OMG she said😃
Papyrus: Human?😑
Me: yes?😊
Papyrus: what did you say😑
Me: said what?😊
Papyrus: you said: I don't think sans want to say................. what is the next you said😑
Me: a, BONE, joke, today😋
Papyrus: (mad)😡
Sans: (laught)😆
Me:(laught)😆
Nyaaahahaha😂😂
Love such situations))
(Forget, I just laugh like this in life)
This video is SANSational.
Ohmygawd
Yeah it really tickled my funny bone it was a sansation to watch it it was scrabbling it cracked me up its was pretty punny I had a frisk amount of time hey is any one hungry what about papyrus he look like he needs some meat on those bones maybe some pa-PIE-rus
tell papyrus I said bone-appetit when you give it to him
Or maybe he wants some spear-ghetti undyne is cooking it tonight
Just think about the pasta-bilities
It's not a Pun-payment for me I LOVE IT 😂😂😂
Poor papyrus, everyday sans make some puns.......(laught) 😂
2:01 well it’s no big deal Undyne’s spear is blue and the spaghetti was most likely still so it wasn’t effected at all
Tibia honest, These puns make me feel warm to the bone.
2:34 that expression on Sans' face though...
Pap is like a baby NO! XD
Sans is so punny get it
I love Papyrus's reaction to all of Sans puns😊
1:56 WAS THE BEST PART
Sans: I've met-ta-ton of people that love my puns because my puns are as-reil as a pun can get! Maybe even... to-riel. It chills me to the BONE when people don't like my jokes... Papyrus can't spaGHETti my puns, but thats a different thing...
PROJECT: BOOSTIO you are my new best friend
Y I laugh? These jokes are so ... (hols up a corn-on-a-cob) ... Corney *oh, my god, kill me*
+Dawn Vampyra
*papyrus groans* oh cmon papyrus don't be so......... *crabby* holds a crab
Kawaiilunacat XD
Dawn Vampyra don'tcha mean *holds up a picture of cheese* CHEESEY?
*slowly dies on the inside*
Sans: in proud of you kid.
Papayrus: *angry skeleton noises* NYEEEH
Bro whenever papyrus screams internally he sounds like a car revving its engine
0:27 MEASURING INTENSIFIE!
SANS!
LOL
The Great Papyrus Sorry I didn't respond...
debbie torres Yay, Ya actualy like it!
XD
Amy the Mega Fangirl :3 Wow, Ya actualy liked it...
At 1:37 I was expecting sans to say "the xylabone"
The trom-bone is more to my liking.
It's just Trom BONE
really spooky scary skeletons.
*But Nobody Cared
+Sans The Skeleton woof
+Sans The Skeleton hii-nya
0:58 because we literally don't give a sh*t, I'm dead!
1:30 I love paps reaction
Me Too XD
XD
This is why Sans is my favorite. XD
I watched sans for the first time when I was 1 years old and now iam 13 and I still watch sans
3:09
"IN THIS EPISODE OF GAAAAME THEORY... did Sans predict NITW?"
2:40 san's face tho
0:10 And here he's making another left turn! Listen to that engine roar!
1:49 *Papyruses eyes go apart as he has a stroke.*
The last one made me die 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
So its a PUNilation
+DinamixGam3rS I'd say it's more of a comPUNlation
Buh-dum-TSS!
Buh-dum-TSS!
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Fun fact: papyrus actually likes the puns, he’s just scared to show sans that he actually likes them and wants to show that he’s hard working
would u like to true reset?
YES❤ NO
Kenny Mccormick NO❤
what up since when were you the one in control? Goes demonic and does over 9000 damage
NO❤
Jackie Johnson NO
keenie mcdonald
YES ❤️NO
Undyne: "hey human! We should fight again sometime but this time don't run away!! We need to awaken your fighting SPEAR - IT!"
Sans:*laughs uncontrollably*
Frisk: *cute giggle*
Papyrus:*tries to contain smile but ends up laughing anyway*
0:59 - *"Because we literally don't give a s---."*
1:04 BEAST JOKE EVER!!!!! XD
THIS CZcamsR PUT A PUN IN THE NAME!!!!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? BUT I LOVE UNDERTALE AND PUNS SO I LET IT OFF THE HOOK
+Purplepursun YT I'm glad you didn't take it to PURSUN-ally
+Purplepursun YT I'm glad you didn't take it to PURSUN-ally
Captain Creeps XD you made a pun about meh name good one XD
well you are u
pun-full
This video cheers me up after a bad day :)
Well I'm really late to this vid
Guess you can say I'm not...
PUN-cual.
No.
Ok.
Nyeeeeehhhh😂😂😂
Papyrus: you don’t appreciate the ✨complexities✨ of spaghetti
Me: it’s BLUE
*skipping ads*
0:01
*Spongebob narrator voice* :Several bad puns later..
"Now you know why-"
"SANS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS-"
"'Cause we don't give a shit-!"
HEY HEY why did you steal my pun as the title?
(oh wait this was made before i made the pun this is akward)
Holy cow, the BGM is the Levan Polkka song, a whole 5 years before it became a thing.
I don't get the comic sans joke
because its comic SANS and SANS is one funny guy in undertale
+superstare oooh
Another name for a comedian is a comic, and Comic Sans is a font.
(Actually, all of the skeletons in Undertale are fonts)
+Jar Dpo They're only two skeletons, there's no skele-TON-s.
ByNilo YT Sans: I've met-ta-ton of people that love my puns because my puns are as-reil as puns can get. Maybe even... to-riel. It chills me to the BONE when people don't like my jokes... Papyrus can't spaGHETti my puns, but thats a different thing...
Bowser: welp this is octania castle don't ruin it heard it??
Me: ok
Bowser: what is that face
Me: I'm just imaginating to go to grillby's but if I do now here it's gonna be "grilled octopus"
Bowser: pfffffff
Octania: now this is getting bad
“I’m not lazy I just think the bone dance is fucking retarted”
LMAO SANS-
“The PASTA Way!”
“SERIOUSLY SANS ? “
“Yeah bro i mean what can i say . A pasta-BILITY is the way to go- “
“OH MY- wait. “
“hehe. didn’t get mad at me this time . “
Papyrus: Once I master this, there can be Ravioli, Penne, not to mention Linguini, Tortellini-
Me: Lamborghini.
Seems pretty PUNny to me
What that was a RIB tickler
Meatloaf: hi
Sans: nice to MEAT u
Can anyone give me a PUNishment
Give me a SKELETON of puns
People
%5
Laugh For sans's puns
%90 laugh for papyrus's angry scream and his face
0:10
0:25
1:21
2:32
Other %5 laugh for
2:24
Sans:bone appetit
Papyrus:*gets mad* NO
Me:XD
Papyrus: WOWIE! I NEVER SAW THIS VIDEO BEFORE!
sans: well cuphead and his pal mugman and his pal mugman and his pal mugman **goes on for 20 hours**
Papyrus: **Internal Screeching**
Oh My *GOSH SANS!!!* That abselutly killed me!! that Face while he said that was abselutly Halairius 🤣🤣
Me: GRRRRRRR STOP WITH THE PUNS OR YOU WILL HAVE A BAD TIME SANS
Sans: oh bring it on chara,you will be BONED
Pap can't handle the power of puns XD
0:11 when a race car turns on
man, i was expecting there to be a hardcore medal of the song playing in the backround to play toward the end.
my favourite was papyrus screaming out of anger and the dont give a shit joke, it got me XD
Sans:knock knock
Frisk:who's there?
Sans:peeka
Frisk:peeka who?
Sans:PIKACHUUUU!
Sans is like me! Continues telling puns even though they annoy people. 😂
1:48 Spooky Scary Skeletons
Sans: I'm Measuring your Patience
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH OMG That pun Was so PUNNY that it broke my FUNNY BONE HAHAHAHAHAHA
sans: "aayy now that's my style"
Me: "MY FAVORITE PUN IS COMING HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Frisk: " *smiles* "
Papyrus: "OMG REALLY ARE U KIDDING ME!?!?!?"
Sans: "oh come pap is only FANstastic"
Papyrus: "FANstastic?........ *ding that means he realized the pun* wait is that a PUUUUUUUUUUN😠😠😬😬😡😠😡😬😬😠😡😠😡😠😬😬😬😬😬😠😬😠"
sans: "yup I can't believe u figure out😊"
Papyrus: " *ULTIMATE TRIGGRED* "
Hey guys. . . I tried to make a belt out of watches once. . .
Papyrus: Don't do it. . .
Me: It was a-
Papyrus: Don't. . . Do it 0-0
Me: Waist of time!
Papyrus: WHYYYYY! WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE TWO VERSIONS OF SANS! -continues rambling random things-
Me:. . . . Heh
all those sans puns.......... WE'RE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
**sees papyrus dancing**
me: ¬_¬
Sans: im measuring your patience
Papyrus:*rage in mind*
Sans: we dont go to the bathroom...
CUZ WE DONT GIVE A " CRAP"
Papyurs:.....
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? - The xylobone
What do you call a lazy paleontologist? - Lazy bones
How could a skeleton tell that something bad was gonna happen? - He could feel it in his bones
Why was the graveyard so noisy? - Because of the coffin
What insult can never effect a skeleton? - A bonehead
The very last Comic was my very life,I an Italian and papy just named a few of my favorite pastas...he is now my favorite character
The 'I'M *measuring* your patience1 got me
S: *achoo!*
P: "SANS, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK!"
S: "yeah im fine, sorry paps. but hey, guess you could say i catched a FEMUR, right?"
*Sans was then found at the hospital wrapped in bandages, with one broken leg and two broken arms.*
Papyrus : knock knock
Sans : who's there
Papyrus : Ice Cream
Sans : Ice Cream who?
Papyrus : Ice SCREAM IF YOU MAKE A BAD JOKES LIKE THAT AGAIN
Sans : omg
Papyrus : wait a second
Papyrus : OH GOD BROTHER WHY
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
Sans : haha , im so proud of you pap
Sans:pretty cheesy huh?
Davehax:PRETTY COOL HUH?!
sans why do you keep making your puns so funny😂😂😂😁😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁
It's so PUN-ny that my sister had to PUN-ch me to stop laughing 😂
XD
Sans puns are the best, I love how papyrus gets annoyed
.sans:I joined the ban yesterday guess what instrument I play
Papyrus:SANS
Sans:a trombone