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This is how many time Matt said “GET THAT OUTTA HERE”
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10000000000 times
Wow
58
174 times
181 wow pretty less
Disney princesses teach you to be kind ,loyal and patient but always fall in love ,get boyfriends and married at a young age
Wow.....
pretty much ;-;
True dat 😂😂👍👌
EXACTLY
They lied about the ages tho,Snow white is the first Disney princess ever
“That owl looks like it’s about to murder someone”
-Matt 2019
😂😂😂
Even tho I am here in 2022
Pineapple dont grow on trees. “You know what I-I’m done man I can’t do it anymore”
-Matt smith 2019
0:26 when you see that Billie Eilish is only 17! And she did ocean eyes when she was 13!
She didn't look 13 wow
#stopgreensrceenkidsbcihatetheandeverydoesrigthehhehehehhehheehheheheheheheehheehheidontlikeitsooooooooooooooooooooooooooomuch
This is how many times *"BOOIIII YOU BETTA GET DAT OUTTA HEE"* was said in this video
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35
No, that's how many comments you have stolen for likes!
Guess: !sehctib ih
35
Hey gachaoreo i love gacha life if you know and i hate oreos
I sometimes use the high five/prayer hands as hands that are like rubbing😂
😂 indeed
HAHAHA I LITERALLY HIT MY HEAD ON MY WALL FROM LAUGHING WHEN MATT SAID BLACKISTAN😭😂
*_5:45_**_ Why would you shave a tiger? I understand if it's for a surgery/operations, but it's a perfect, small square...._*
'Get that outta here' count: 4 times
Just for today 😅
Sierra Colum wtf
Lol.u r correct tbh!
I was going to comment that until I already saw this -_-
WTF the matter with you!?!?!!!!
Make it 5
man learns this again in 2 years lol
imma time traveler
Im from the future
@@mamaleo9533 ahhh
Fun Fact: Pocahontas is actually 10 years old and Captain John Smith was 26.
WHAT
@@veronicachampion5841 mhm
@@4everagamer599 but when she was 20 or sum she got married
@@ianpatch8362 ye
@@4everagamer599 :)
3:20*me eating captain crunch looks at the box*me: throws*YOU FAILED ME
I dont think that really happened
Captan you failed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
How do this man know all them Disney princesses
Hold up
Wait a minute
Sum ain’t right
MoneyBoyJc Gaming 🤔
MoneyBoyJc Gaming I didn’t even know them!
MoneyBoyJc Gaming Jamal probably told him
Idk
i know them all they not that hard to remember
I used to think Poccohonis (if I spelled it right) was 21, but tbh 18 makes sense.
The owl got that daddy's long legs 🤣😂🤣
5:25 they be walking in the water 😂😂😂
Like if you didn't know Matt could sing
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He's rapped many times before in his older videos but never singing
Yeah just joking😊
“Tony The Tiger”
That TIGER is a BOY.
Get that out of here I'm still a child
Ferdinand the tiger
Huh... 😕😵☹😩😰😦🙊😳😞🙃😑😶
Dies.. plz no.. thats.. a.. lie plzz say it not true🙁🙁😖
Matt says that Captain crunch probably is in the commander he probably got it from the Halloween store
Me looking up every thing on Google to see if it true or not 🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤
😂😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇
Every time he moves I think he is gonna break something😂😂😂
Snow White - age 14
*_pulls out uno +4 card_*
maria vouros *puts down 2 uno +4 cards*
Your profile pic goes so well with your comment
maria vouros *puts 2 reverses down*
@@dynastynoel1837 i know right!
Hahaha 🙄
Early! Who else loves matt??
Yes-Like
No-Reply
J K
I liked the comment
@@extraterrestrian me too
i love him no homo
Sugar Spice okay whatever you don’t HAVE to like or comment🤷🏼♀️
Me:I'm not a psychopath also me:dyes a owl green and names it duo 💀
Bro the the highfive one is also a praying set of hands lol y'all been freakin out lol
Am I the only one who never really cared about their ages till now
0:39
No
Nope, I never thought about their ages till now😂
Am I high? Looking at that part of the video I might be
Oml so true
Vivianna _10290 me
U dont need notifications if your always online on CZcams!😂
Truth
So true 😝
This is how many times Matt said “boi, you needa get dat outta here!”
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Dangmattsmith I love when you do that Get that out of here please keep doing it in your videos it's so fun for me else you're the best
Matt: I’ma call you Commander Crunch from now!!
Also Matt: I’ma eat som captain crunch tomorrow...
LOVE.💙💚💛🧡❤️🤑💯💋😻😘😍
Mine was snow white and I though she was 30
WitcherFFS o.o
Lol he just said ima call u commander then he called him captin
I SHALL NO LONGER EAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
*Grabs bowl of oops all berries*
Me
@Jesse GamingZ I look at his rank all the time too. Thought it was just me!
They should make a praying hands emoji love
NOW SPONGEBOB IS A HIGHLIGHTER NOW
Something makes no sense in sleeping beauty
Man: **finds corps**
Also man: **kisses it**
Sleeping beauty: **wakes up**
HE KISSED A DEAD BODY
If she was dead and he kissed her then it's technically CPR😂
So ture
cookie- cream same thing-
You spelt corpse wrong but also this is true lol
Xxgacha abbyxX ;w;
Thanks for the shout out Matt
"Shout out to all the Africans."
I love Africans and I'm liking this post
Shut up dummy
JK😂😂😂😂😂
Ruby jade Wright yeah I love 💗 Africans
If you love africans you love me
The owl one is me with pants BUT WHEN I HAVE SHORTS ITS A WHOLE OTHER STORY
"11 inches is still pretty big"
Me:*dirty mind activate*
The owls face is so funny 7:03
Before: wut u looking at me for
After: yeah I have legs yeah
Duh she has a baby girl
"Pineapples don't grow on trees."
Me: *I thought everybody knew that..*
me too
:o
I did not now
:0:():
Well yea i know that
So I can give my phone bang energy drink so It can get to a hundred%😂😂
My favourite part of this video is when he says boy you better get that out of here
Question:
If Cinderella’s shoe fit so perfectly, why did it fall off?
Well that's why they say you cant run in heels.
But prince Charming couldn't find anybody else in the kingdom with the same shoe size as her
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Buttery feet
*my life is a lie*
Every one knows that rapunzel is 18 cuz they say it in the movie a lot
Elaria Makrouna, yeah they even said that Jasmine was 15 in the movie.
I've never seen the movie
@@morganbriggs2397 Boy you better get that outta here!
Wait they do say it in the movie
u aint everyone so.....
The tigers be turning into zebras
It blew my mind when I learned it’s Cap’N crunch not Captain crunch 😂
6:47
That reaction, LOL
yea lol
Lol
Jake: *thinks 9 year old girls are a good age*
9 year old girl: *am 9*
FBI: *GET IN THE CAR*
I don't get it
@@philddjr227 same
I don’t get it
U mean
Jake:Thinks girl is 19 a good age (Jake is 36)
Girl:I am 9! Help
Police: Get in the fricking Car #YOMAMA YT
I knew the the tiger one and the pineapple one and owl
3:16 Cap’n Crunch be caping
When you think about it.....all the Disney princesses married kinda young
Ya
Anna WHAT ABOUT ANNA SHES MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANNNNNNNNNNNNNA
@@cookiequeen500 pftt
@@cookiequeen500 uhh have you heard of 'Kristof'?
I think the youngest was 14-15?
and, snow white logic, finds a random corpse in the woods...
Kisses it
Meme
I mean I get a free kiss
@@jj-mn5rz true
And she was 14
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
One hour later
Wwwwwwwww
Okay really 10 seconds later not an hour
Sponge Bob already taught me the pineapple thing.-someone who watched the moving episode of sponge Bob
Alligators only walk if it's shallow water
When I saw the owl thing I immediately looked up owl legs meme... I'm disappointed there is none XD
Boom, there's one now.
You funny
This is how many times Matt has watched a princess movie!!
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i gave you a like so will you please give me one too
9 times, awesome
French fry, I gave you a like. 👍🏻👍🏻
58 wow..
93
My favorite princess is Bell from Beauty and the beast👸🏻💛
That owl want money now bro
1:20
"She was sleep, and the Prince just ups and kisses her man that's RACIST!"
Lol i didnt need to click timestamp cuz i was already on that timestamp XD while he was saying it i was reading along the comment
How?
3:19 when you find out your best friends loves the same girl as you.
As a lesbian? Nahhh
@@laurawoolley4785 Girl or boy!
“Captain crunch has been lying to us this whole time”
*looks at the name*
(CAP ‘n Crunch)
My guy told the truth without telling the truth-
Fun fact: spiders make air bubbles under water to breathe😃
Mom: What cereal do you want?
Me: Commander Crunch
Mom: ???
Mom: You mean captain crunch?
Me: No
Lol same sister!!😂
Lpsss
@@tenyaiida9937 what it he/she is a boy????
Yeah what if she is is a boy. You never know
Its captain crunch
dangmattsmith ,Keep motivating small youtubers like my self💯✊
Childhood is ruined a coyote can catch a roadrunner 😭😭😭
I actually thought Jasmine was about 20 even though she is my favorite.Also I new about snow whites age long before u posted this video 😂 lol!
But technically Auora slept for a hundred years so she really is 116! The oldest Princess
#Besides SNOW WHITE!
Lisa Chapman so true
No she didn't sleep for a hundred years dur dur
@@aylicealanee1944 she slept for a year in the animated film
Never thought Snow White would be my age
Lisa Chapman that’s what I was thinking
Where do pineapple grow?
Me: under the sea with sponge bob
HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA..
Fnaf is life Dude it’s a joke...
I knew that owls had legs but it's just that it's cursed
You didn’t ruin my childhood… You destroyed it😭
Damn I been high fiving people death..💀
CripCess type high five. 🙏🏽 won’t pop up but if you type high five 🙌🏼 will pop up!! BOI YOU BETTA GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!
Clearly 🙌🏽 this is not a high five so
It’s a clap
When you screamed you sounded like you just seen your report card
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
hp ismylife getting A+s are hard
Not me, the only thing that you would see is some As, a couple of Bs, and one C-
Nop
Rapunzel's my favorite Disney character and I thought she was 23
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
The owl looks like the owl from harry potter
"I THOUGHT THEY HAD JUST ANKLES AND FEET" why am I laughing so hard rn😂
Me too
ARMYYYYYYYYYYYY💜💜💜
Armyyyyyyyy💜💜💜💜💜
Me too 😂😂😂😂
I saw you at Azzy's vid and also infinite then u r here (OOF MAYBE bc of Collaboration)
If you have a nasty attitude then you better . . .
*GET THAT OUTTA HERE!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha...... U hater U GET OUTTA HERE
Hahaha stfu
SIR MEOWS A LOT 🤣
pretty much my reaction when my idiota brother breaks my phone 😑😂😹😹😹😹
Hey literally every single other Kirby star allies should stop kissing Kirby
3:16
Nobody :
Matt : YOU BETTER GET THAT OUTTA HERE
i thought all the princesses were 16, 19, or 20 my life is truly a lie
i thought they were in their 30's
What Billie you fan me too boi hahahahha
@@rachelrivas597 yay twinzies
@@owenschoenfeld6328 shut the fuck up
@@absaynarda no you
1:55 conspiracy confirmed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Lion is a zebra in disguise
Subway sandwich was a lie
**subway ad**
Me:tryna hide the truth from me aye?
So for breakfast i had a bowl of *commander* crunch
For lunch i had an *11 inch* foot long
For dinner i had hawaiian pizza that was made in *canada*
Haha
Ya .
WoT?🍕 🍔 🍜
Haha😂🤣 its ok,🥣🥪🍕
I had commander crunch for breakfast
Not me just realising that when you type up ‘highfive’ this comes up:🙏
And when you type ‘pray’ this comes up:🙏
6:41/10:05 don’t worry Matt I also didn’t graduate I dropped out because you know I don’t feel comfortable talking about it but yeah I don’t go to school anymore so you’re not alone Matt
am I the only one who heard Matt say I barely glowed up
This how many people heard him too
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@Chris Fagin 🤣🤣
Hi chuck
He did say that
hi
Jorden Dailey ..
He knows Disney Princesses more than me and I'm a girl😂😂😂😂
HA! SAME
I think he knows it cuz he was a part of Disney
Kok
Lol Same
Me to
No your mom has no Instagram I just Dabed 😂😂😂😂
Dang Matt smith, you're right tony the tiger's original name from the 1950's was Tim not Tony!
DAAAAAANG
Penguins have knees that are hidden like owls.
For real?
Yes
jr yee
Your videos are so freaking good and also the kind of pizza you like is good and I never knew Subway foot-long is 11 inches😀😀😀😀😀
THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH WAS MY FAVORITE
That’s why they are called”princess” instead of “queens”XD
Elsa is called a queen and Her sister Anna is princess
Ashley Charles In 2020, Elsa is princess and Anna is queen
Elsa, Anna, Cinderella (became queen), Ariel (became queen), and sleeping beauty (became queen)
Natsuki Cutecake Elsa was queen but then she left to be in the forest so she gave it to Anna
Ashley Charles Anna is now queen and Elsa left to live where her mother lived
"From now on.. I'll call captain crunch commander crunch"
(One minute later)
You know what.... "I'm gonna have some captain crunch tomorrow"
Pine apples don't grow on trees! Then why are they called PINE apples 😂😂😂
Yeah it does say high five to but if you type in praying it puts that up too.
6:18 it's true.. it really is.its growing from the ground. The cartoon that say pineapple was growing from the tree was a lie.
Tiana and Belle are my favorite princesses. I thought they were both like 16/18
Sophia Martinez amen 🙏🏾
This does not mean that your life is a lie.
The thumbnail upsets me the most. Its just a improvement of animation.
My favorite Disney princess is Rapunzel and I know that she's already 18😅😅
One time me and my friends got a paper with questions about our experience in music class and these were two of the questions:
1: What was your least favorite part about this class? Me: The beginning
2: What was your favorite part about this class? Me: The end
Lol 💀