I gotta be honest: when he rolled the 70 I KNEW that he'd lose. This game, especially on Master difficulty, is literally built to make you feel "so close, but not quite there". It wants you to not feel hopelessly lost, but you'll be able to tell it doesn't want you to ever be able to win.
Damn, you know Poof is beyond pissed when he goes completely quiet at the end. No angry screaming, no snide snarking, not even a quip. _Nothing._ Guess it just goes to show that tranquil fury can be much scarier than unstoppable rage
I'm more surprised at how he always fucks up the apple boxes one. It's like he chooses to remember one single box when he can just remember a region that's all apples. In this case could have just remembered that the upper 3x3 region were all apples. He didn't even need to remember any specific boxes, just go thru that region's boxes one by one.
Man, that 70 roll was insane. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Poofesure roll a 50 positive roll before. He once got a negative 50 roll back on his Beginner Difficulty video from 2020. His raging can sometimes be funny but also scary at the same time.
1:18 | Back when my brother and I cared about Digimon, there was a Digivice thing we each had that let us do adventures, and attack accuracy was determined by shaking the Digivice ... but if you shook it too hard your accuracy was _zeroed out._ I don't remember whether Heath (brother) or I figured out the "Don't shake it too hard" rule, but once one of us did, we both started winning fights. I never played Wii Party U, so I have no idea if the "Don't shake it too hard" rule applies to this minigame, albeit with a slightly more lenient but still harsh penalty.
I had covid this whole last week and it was a battle. I binged a lot of recent poof vids i hadnt caught up on. Thank you poof for helping me heal through your hilarious rage.
When he said we’re gonna start with one game and one game only I immediately thought of the song. THEN HE ACTUALLY STARTED SINGING IT. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while thanks poof!
Poof not understanding that the scales weigh differently and actually trying to apply any type of logic to the game at 10:00 is why I hate that I love his videos... so frustrating to watch sometimes 😂😂😂
Since you brought up your twitch is it possible for you to upload some content from your twitch to either your main CZcams channel or make an alternate channel just for twitch/18+ games. Besides that always love your content as it being a smile to my face and returns my childhood memories. 😊
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that last minute of silent rage was louder than the sound any wii remote shattering into tiny bits could make
Mimi that you?
@@Definitely_not_pi not the real happwer
Comment stealer shut the hell up
CHANGE YOUR PFP
@@TrixAtAll no offence but they do that so that people like you give them attention
You know its a close game when poof starts reading the instructions
him reading the instructions onab game he knows well is what killed me loll
I gotta be honest: when he rolled the 70 I KNEW that he'd lose. This game, especially on Master difficulty, is literally built to make you feel "so close, but not quite there".
It wants you to not feel hopelessly lost, but you'll be able to tell it doesn't want you to ever be able to win.
Its not a coincidence one of the only times hes ever gotten a 50 golden is when hes miles behind
The end music made it feel like danganronpa lol
The video where he wins (easily might I add): are you sure about that
it edges you
Poof is the only person who can hit a 70 roll and still end up losing. But all in all it’s absolutely insane he got a 70 roll
4:58 out of all the noises Poofesure has made Im pretty sure this makes like top 5 weirdest noises of all time
😳
Sounds like he’s eating in Minecraft
Damn, you know Poof is beyond pissed when he goes completely quiet at the end. No angry screaming, no snide snarking, not even a quip. _Nothing._
Guess it just goes to show that tranquil fury can be much scarier than unstoppable rage
9:47 and 22:33
That 70 space turn blew all our minds. No one could believe it.
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That's unbelievable
one of the luckiest moments in all of poofesure history
and he still found a way to throw after that 💀
crazy asf
'They have photogenic memory' has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a while
22:12 Ah yes, my favorite phone app to play.
John looks like that one family member that shows up to your house and just drinks beer the whole time they are there
John looks like that one family member to tell you that you're adopted
We don’t have beer so he just bought a few bottles to drink on the way lol
He looks like a skinny discord mod
Mfs with photographic memory: 🤓
Mfs with photogenic memory: 🗿🧠
9:43 - Do you want to see what happens when you don't pick a fruit?
Well, now you can. Thanks, Poof!
Seriously, this game's rules are so fucked up. Why do you get 4th place instead of, oh I don't know, HAVE YOUR TURN END?!?!
This part cracked me up lol
Well @@ryanwebb309, it actually kind of makes sense. The game is punishing you if you try to camp and wait until you can sneak in the last fruit.
@ryanwebb309 to be fair, if you let your turn end and nothing happened, you could just wait for your opponents to do all the work for you
Poofesure almost always fucks up on the Balanced Diet minigame, I swear. He underestimate or overestimate the fruit's weight
I'm more surprised at how he always fucks up the apple boxes one. It's like he chooses to remember one single box when he can just remember a region that's all apples. In this case could have just remembered that the upper 3x3 region were all apples. He didn't even need to remember any specific boxes, just go thru that region's boxes one by one.
Man, that 70 roll was insane. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Poofesure roll a 50 positive roll before. He once got a negative 50 roll back on his Beginner Difficulty video from 2020. His raging can sometimes be funny but also scary at the same time.
Poofesure never fails to brick me up
I edged 3 seconds into the video amateur 🥱
Oh..?
@@nezu-4007i couldn’t edge! i exploded immediately 😍
@@joyifu 💀😭
real
Its dangerous to be laughing this much, i might choke on my food, pee myself or fart.
real
or even all three at once
I HAVE actually choked on my food plenty of times while watching poofesures videos
The game gave you hope that you had a chance to win, but snatching it away at the very end is what made the ending so much more painful.
15:25 - He really did. He just did it to himself.
22:26 the defeat in his voice kills me😂
Laughed out loud at the fail trombone noise after the 4th place finish to end the game. Perfect timing
When
Poof: 1v4
Everyone: 1v3
The silence at the end is so eerie. Normally I would expect to scream, and possibly a broken Wii remote, but no, just...nothing. Absolute silence.
That angry bird will haunt his dreams
17:20 a 70 space roll is crazy
9:39 thinking too much about the weight of the fruit that Poof forgot about the time
it was a miracle that poof didn’t have to play the ostrich game
I'm a dolphins fan and that 70 burger reminded me of week 3 this past season, and it ended up being all for nothing
Don’t remind me
That 70 roll reminded me of the Celtics making it to the finals but still losing to Susie's Warriors
1:18 | Back when my brother and I cared about Digimon, there was a Digivice thing we each had that let us do adventures, and attack accuracy was determined by shaking the Digivice ... but if you shook it too hard your accuracy was _zeroed out._ I don't remember whether Heath (brother) or I figured out the "Don't shake it too hard" rule, but once one of us did, we both started winning fights.
I never played Wii Party U, so I have no idea if the "Don't shake it too hard" rule applies to this minigame, albeit with a slightly more lenient but still harsh penalty.
4:59 - Good thing I wasn't eating.
"Didn't it look like they weren't going any faster then me? But yet they ended up that many inches more than me?
Story of his life...
17:20 HOLY SHIIIIIIIIZZZZT... bro moved 70 spaces. i remember i watched older videos and he said he NEVER saw 50 dice roll so here u go!
actually, he has rolled a 50 before!
when he was going backwards
22:48 bro was cruel 💀
poof getting his second 50 roll in all his wii party u series and getting an additional 20, making it the biggest roll we've seen ever.
This was a positive one too. Unlike his last one which was -50.
@@klassikgamer1704 very true. though I do remember him getting a positive 50 aswell only to land on the -10 dice roll
"Just gonna do one game and one game only. (unintelligible noises) " Miis in Paris - Poofessure
Someone needs to make a collection of all the ways that Poofesure has found a way to lose at Wii Party U. That video would last for HOURS! 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing better than a proofesure video before sleep
Very relaxing
on a sunday at that 💯
@@LadyHulkXstart off the week strong 💪
Agree
5:01 damn dude XD. You gotta chill before you turn into a damn snake! Did not know you could make these sounds.
That last minute silence was scarier than all of his yelling combined
I had covid this whole last week and it was a battle. I binged a lot of recent poof vids i hadnt caught up on. Thank you poof for helping me heal through your hilarious rage.
I'm actually convinced the algorithm is forcing the bad odds on this man.
2:26 - Silver lining for last place this round, and a way to start off the video for our turn.
That 50+20 though was insane
That silence at the end speaks louder than any scream you could ever do.
Agreed.
*Every Way to lose in Wii Party U compilation*
Made by Poofesure
Watching this live was legendary, even the chat was hyping poof and berating him at the same time lmao
nothing better than a Poofesure video before i sleep , literally tho
Guys I think he lost
Well that’s obvious cause it’s poofesure
it was horrible to watch live as well 😔
I think it’s a maybe
Bold prediction right there
master difficulty, and yet, only Poof managed to get any hits on that tank at 5:57
Really goes to show
average master difficulty cpu teammate experience (this always happens in Mario Party as well)
nintendo has some major rigged CPU’s in their games
5:01 Bro was too concentrated💀
When he said we’re gonna start with one game and one game only I immediately thought of the song. THEN HE ACTUALLY STARTED SINGING IT. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while thanks poof!
9:45 only something like this could happen to poofesure LMFAOOOO
8:37 Ah yes, they have “photogenic memory”
Poof not understanding that the scales weigh differently and actually trying to apply any type of logic to the game at 10:00 is why I hate that I love his videos... so frustrating to watch sometimes 😂😂😂
I think you could hear an exhale right before the video ends around 23:42, you just know he let it out all his rage there and then
smart but failed
9:45
just made my day
Aren't you the guy who got the roblox funeral
Poof's best roll to this day, and he still loses.
the silence after getting fourth at the fruit weighing game is killing me rn 😭
8:36 "they have photogenic memory"
Poofesure is the kinda guy to get 1st place in the loser competition. He lost all attempts to get 2nd place
8:37 Photogenic memory
Dude I needed this rn, made my day 🙌❤️
5:00 🤤
These CPUs are too hard with their photogenic memories
just the thing i needed for entertainment whilst i drunkenly much on my baked tattie at half 3 in the morning
Ngl, I thought he had it. Is 50 the highest he’s ever rolled??
He rolled a 52 a few years back
There's always a great new poofesure video for when I get my midnight snack
17:13 He finally did it
This game kinda give him a chance for giving Find-A-Bird game at last but he unfortunately threw it
This series won’t ever get old…😂😂😂
Nothing is scarier than poof’s silence
0:02 in Paris reference😮
8:38 "They have photogenic memory" - Poofesure
its crazy watching this and falling asleep to it
It was great to meet you with Vegas Matt at the Peppermill last weekend. I had no clue there was a Wii niche! You're killing it. Well done bro!
We all agree that Wii U barb is hot
Poof uploading at chaotic times with no set schedule is my favorite thing
1:13 Can we acknowledge the fucking turbo lag John had
You snagged defeat from the jaws of victory there.
3:30 bro called his next video
That song lives rent free in my head everyday 0:02
These are my favorite way to unwind before bed, so relaxing 😊❤
Poof having skill issues on the apple and spider box minigame
It's because he doesn't have a photogenic memory.
@@Chicky_Lumpsnot having photogenic memory has nothing to do with him being bad
omg that trumpet at the end lmfaoo no words just leavs
Man I love sleeping to this guys videos
Already love that Paris reference in the beginning…!
Bro predicted the future of his most recent Wii Party video at 3:30
Since you brought up your twitch is it possible for you to upload some content from your twitch to either your main CZcams channel or make an alternate channel just for twitch/18+ games. Besides that always love your content as it being a smile to my face and returns my childhood memories. 😊
I just got done watching the last video, great timing!
The 70 roll was such a feat of nature i thought you had this one in you
I was so scared at the end, thinking poof was going to scream
This might be one of the most tragic Wii party U losses I've ever seen. All or nothing just to lose it all
Poof: This game wants me to win, I know it.
Wii Party U: Are you sure about that, buddy?
the silence was so loud i love it
I love a video title that draws me in as a viewer, I just know this is gonna be gold
13:45 listen with your eyes closed
I've never been so invested in a Wii Party U game before 😭 my jaw was actually on the ground at the end
the rage in that silence was palpable
Usually so good at finding pissed off birds. Pressure got to him
A poofesure video before bed is the same as someone’s asmr
Loved the fellas in Paris reference poofesure