Scp 9685 is a humanoid that stays completely still until any fast food burger item is in a 10 meter radius. When this happens they will slither and consume the burger just like a snake
SCP-6753-"THE HUMAN WORM" CLASS-SAFE DESCRIPTION-Scp-6753 is a human of Asian descent,around 5 feet and 5 inches tall.Whenever Scp-6753 is in the vicinity of a food item from the popular fast food restaurant [REDACTED], the Scp will slither to it on the floor like a worm or snake,unhinge its jaw and consume the item CONTAINMENT-SCP is to be put in a cell remisincent of a standard human house, as it is a human.[REDACTED] food products are the be placed in the cell every 5 hours. ORIGIN-SCP teams discovered SCP-6753 on a commercial while watching TV one night. They flew out of SCP's house in [REDACTED] and brought him to Site 23.
I remember having a dream that I was a fox and Thanos was bad guy and he spat weird brown acid that burned everything it touched and I had to not get caught by him I stumbled upon a CZcamsr and at the end I became friends with Thanos- Yikes..
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@@MrBubbly. And then you realize that your eyes were fooling you and it was a salad the entire time, so then you run upstairs and have the Greatest Freakout Ever (2009).
I’m having a psychotic break. My life is found to be meaningless, my brother is found to be an online terrorist, now I find this. Why is the world so cruel?
@@staciicats7330 it was an actual commercial, aired in Japan for I think it's called the Triple Patty Big Whopper? And the slogan for it is : Eat like a snake, explaining why he's basically a human boa constrictor
Cringe
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
Agreed
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
No u
It reminds of Google snake
chesborger done turned him into a whole new scp
Alright that was good
Scp 9685 is a humanoid that stays completely still until any fast food burger item is in a 10 meter radius. When this happens they will slither and consume the burger just like a snake
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SCP-6753-"THE HUMAN WORM"
CLASS-SAFE
DESCRIPTION-Scp-6753 is a human of Asian descent,around 5 feet and 5 inches tall.Whenever Scp-6753 is in the vicinity of a food item from the popular fast food restaurant [REDACTED], the Scp will slither to it on the floor like a worm or snake,unhinge its jaw and consume the item
CONTAINMENT-SCP is to be put in a cell remisincent of a standard human house, as it is a human.[REDACTED] food products are the be placed in the cell every 5 hours.
ORIGIN-SCP teams discovered SCP-6753 on a commercial while watching TV one night. They flew out of SCP's house in [REDACTED] and brought him to Site 23.
Fax
Damn young Markiplier having a midlife crisis
Fax
Lol
Lol oh no
You deserve that like dude
You seen it as well.
96% drugs
1% hamburger
1% cheeseburger
1% big mac
1% whopper
PFFFFFFFT- XDDDD
There’s no drugs
True
@Infinity there is
hahaha
The original "whopper whopper whopper whopper"
Yes
I hate and love this so much
Yes
And btw I’m your 20th like
Same
Same
This is my most liked comment
I agree
Mom: snakeman is not real he can't hurt you
Snakeman:
BORGIR
i fear no man but that thing it scares me
Snakeman: intensify
@Eren Jeager cola
@@ihavenoidea762 hot dog
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper Hamburger cheeseburger big Mac whopper
why is this vibrating my heart?
Whattt it really is
This is terrifyingly amazing.
I hate this.
I love this.
I love and hate this.
When someone asks for just one bite.
this comment deserves more likes
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My sis: Can I have one bite?
Me: Fine but just a little bi-
Her: 0:20
@@Squidwart156 Thank you for Rick roll me
And you take a bite with your comically large jaw
Upon finding this masterpiece, I now must watch it three times a day at minimum.
Must agree
Hey checkmark. Your at 2 likes. Made it 3
10 likes 4th comment, still doesn’t make you special
That's not a healthy schedule, You should bump it up to five or six.
(BTW I LOVE YOUR CONTENT)
yooo sounddrout
The burger king version of asian python.
Ayo Markiplier be out here FEASTING!
Lmao
Any other ad: Simply shows the product and tells you to buy it
Japanese ads: *"Random bullshit, go!"*
Bòom boom
Bullshit done
I get what your going at but this ad was actually made by Burger King in the US
There's Korean writing on the vending machine at 0:02
@@Falaxuper ok nvm but I knew this wasn’t Japanese
@@contentcity2440 he’s talking about how grub hub ads are also weird
this makes me feel every single emotion discovered all at once
???
Positive emotions you mean if this makes you feel sad then I don't know what to say.
@@jowen24k53 no i mean all of them, unless i watch this at night and then i just feel every single positive one
Burgir
even onlent?
Damn. I should call her.
The subtitles are terrifyingly amazing.
“All dreams have meaning”
My dreams:
That means hamsnake-manger exists
I remember having a dream that I was a fox and Thanos was bad guy and he spat weird brown acid that burned everything it touched and I had to not get caught by him I stumbled upon a CZcamsr and at the end I became friends with Thanos-
Yikes..
It means your craving burger king
bro ngl i got eaten by this man in my dreams
nice one man
This feels like one of those nightmares where you can't move and you just gotta sit through the horror
Fr 💀
Fr bro
@@Amritss664innit
It really does...
It’s like when you wake up and think of something weird but instead of getting up you just fall half asleep awhile thinking of it
Why is this actually fire ong 🔥
Bro inhaled that thing 😂
are we going to ignore the fact his mouth opened up like a scp
No
Scp 096 before he turned into shy guy:
Thats not how they do it scp 096 opens his jaw way more
SCP 096 looking for the hamburger cheeseburger big Mac whopper 😂
I actually can open my mouth about that size.
Bro said "🐍 🍔🐍 🍔🐍"
Feels like something you'd either listen too while you about to fall asleep or something you dream about when your sick
When Markiplier tries to endorsed Burger King
I was gonna say the same thing 🤣
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@@aicelio You have 2 minutes to explain yourself
@@ohnojuno whats the link about
Our humour standards evolved to this
*Im so proud of our community*
lol
well community isn't exactly the right word but it can count too the more precise word would be society. *I THINK*
Gen Z humour has been evolving to such surreal and nonsensical standards, and I approve.
👏 👏 yes 👏
We're living Baudrillard's hyper-reality right now
You have a Sleep Paralysis: The Paralysis:
Me sneaking around to get chips at 2AM:
He probably has his own secret language summoning free burger king sandwiches
Lmfao😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
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@@aicelio bot
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when the quiet kid eats lunch on the first day
n0
I'm proud to be the 69th like
True
as a quiet kid i can say that this is true
kinda...
Basically me
You were in bed and see this man like a worm in your bed
I showed this to my friends while I was at school and they laughed so much
Therapist: "Hamburger-Snakeman isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Hamburger-Snakeman:
I literally had this conversation with my mom
@@charlieking66 Was she like: "Honey, why are you watching a man slither to a burger and dislocate his jaw to eat it?"
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🤣
The ad is called "eat like snake" so you got it right
I’m afraid there aren’t enough moms to come pick me up I’m scared
That is 1 lucky yet unlucky father
Interesting
Ooooooffffffyyyyyy
This is the kid that weighs as three when he falls asleep at the mall.
How about some single mothers in your area?
Mafaka rlly said “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse 💀”
Friend:just one bite bro
Me:fine
The bite:
Fr 💀
When random Japanese ads have scarier body horror than American horror movies.
I don't know, I think this is a Korean commercial.
@@khiemho162 Those are even worse
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B a n a n a
Welp
I know everyone is talking about how creepy this looks and that it's cursed as hell...
BUT IS THIS AN ACTUAL BURGER KING AD I'M CONFUSED-
it is though
Yep it is
Yes it is a actual Burger King add
Yeah it’s titled as “eat like a snake”
It's like the Xbox ad with the baby flying from birth to graveyard and aging the whole time
This video makes my brain cells melt away
my brain cells be gone at whoooooooooooooooooooooooooper
“I don’t know which is more disgusting, that burger itself or what’s happening in this commercial”
-Chadtronic
That series is too good for the planet, his videos are gold
*B* *O* *T* *H*
Burger King is pretty good
the burger lacks basic construction. definitely the burger
There isn’t even any cheese ew
Plot Twist: That guy is stealing the "burgir" kid's hamburger.
They contain the burger at any cost but this time no
I don't think he is a kid
@@dracco3447 The kid might of went to the bathroom and the Dad when to get a drink out of the vending machine
@SHAZ MOHAMMED?
He’s not a kid lol
The way he slithered on the floor🤣🤣
Why did this guys humor make my day..?
He is all snakes then just floats up and eats it😂
"Here we have a Hamburger-Snakeman in its natural habitat."
LMAO
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THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES LOL-
Lol
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This is disturbing mentally, physically, emotionally, and spiritually
Same xD
Same lol
I felt weird
Hamburger, cheeseburger, big Mac, whopper
hamburger, cheeseburger, big mac whopper
this beat go hard
" Egg-eating snakes' feelings are just bad "
The egg-eating snake :
This is why I don’t go to Burger King anymore
EDIT: bro 2 years ago in summer school i put this comment WHY IS IT STILL GIVING ME NOTIFICATIONS
same
Same
XD facts
Sheesh
True😂
This is not a burger 🍔 commercial, this is a horror clip.
I agree like how does his mouth open so wide?! 😂😅
bro is a human demogorgon
@@complayer1224 LOLL
This horrified me so much
Snek XD
Him, see a burger
Also him, activates snake mode
"Hamburger Cheeseburgers big mac whopper" make me acting unwise
this changed my life
To the worse right?
@@unistealth697 😐😑
TO THE WORSE RIGHT?😧
Perfect
Hmmm seems gay
0:22 is what freaked people out the most 😂
It looked like it hurt
YUP CRINGE
it’s so cringe and creepy
@@Nevermare_gaming EXACTLY LOL
@@Nevermare_gaming look at dudes face while he was doing that
This video makes me laughing too😂
the cheese burger made him feel that tasty and good smell of the burger and now prob eats burgers
When is it dropping on Spotify? 😩
It is on Spotify
@@guew_72 lol
It actually is on Spotify its called the hamburger song
It’s just a boring old orange
lmao what
How everyone feels after seeing their favourite food on the table:
True loll
Me when I want to leave the house as a little kid but then Kraft dinner is for supper
@@MrBubbly. And then you realize that your eyes were fooling you and it was a salad the entire time, so then you run upstairs and have the Greatest Freakout Ever (2009).
POV this is the last short before bed me: I’m gonna go to bed now I have seen enough
scp 096 be acting frisky about that burger
To eat burber, the man unfortunately had to break his jaw to eat the whole whopp, was it worth it for mann? Yes
Break his jaw+mann=TF2
long sentence=heavy
Heavy update confirmed
Damn...
very worth it
Yes, for I too broke my jaw for a burgir.
@TheRealLoganYT no, a game called team fortress
I have never wanted to laugh so hard yet been so disturbed and unsettled at the same time 💀
Nah
Same
I’m having a psychotic break. My life is found to be meaningless, my brother is found to be an online terrorist, now I find this. Why is the world so cruel?
@@ownenen cool story line jokes
The Subtitles Are TOO GOOD
Those subtitles are fire
Are We Not Gonna Talk About How He Ate The Burger without biting it, just puts the whole burger in his mouth.
we're really trying not to
I had to bless my eyes after watching it
Consume the Big Mac whooper, let the organs do the mashing so your teeth can be used for something better such as crunching the bones of a human-snake
I can’t believe that this actually aired on television
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Was this an actual commercial or a parody of the commercial?
@@staciicats7330 it looks like an ad that would air in japan
@@staciicats7330 its an actual burger king commercial called "eat like snake"
@@staciicats7330 it was an actual commercial, aired in Japan for I think it's called the Triple Patty Big Whopper? And the slogan for it is : Eat like a snake, explaining why he's basically a human boa constrictor
The part that the man opened his mouth was very funny and good do more videos
Bro became an alternate 💀
THE WAY HE JUST STRIDES ON THE FLOOR IS AMAZING
I only here iM a SnAkE
hes a snek
me at 3am:
@Peaf0wl AJ consume de pantaloons
*inhale :O
Ow my jaw hurt ):
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I love this comment section
I had to sing this at my school I’m dead serious😂
0:21 bro broke the world's biggest mouth record
I remember 31 seconds ago when I didn't know this existed. Good times.
lol
Soy mexicano y me rei 😃👌🏻
@@blackofire1374 ok
Hah, I ruined the 69 likes.
Cringe comment
Friends: what’s your favourite song?
Me: it’s complicated.
@@jayzelallensayco7104 no
@@jayzelallensayco7104 just no.
@@jayzelallensayco7104 nobody is laughing at fnf jokes
@@jojogamer8240 i am
Parents: the internet is filled with horrible things
my search history: hamborgir
Worker: Welcome to burger king may i take your order.
Customer:
Nobody:
Every character's form of locamotion in a gmod animation: 0:05
ragdoll noises
Lol
I feel disgusted and humored at the same time.
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Same
Oh i love it but I hate it at the same time!
Dang I remember those times with the memes of the mummy guy from Hotel Transilvania dancing to this song
yeah, me too
the subtitles are a perfection
did them myself
@@Gimeasamich danggg
Kid: Mom can we have snake?
Mom: no, we have snake at home
Snake at home:
Why would you ask your mom for a snake
@@ahmadabbas2402 it’s a joke.
@@ahmadabbas2402 Because they like snakes... Is it that hard to understand? Like shit dude.
Damn his father fcked up
@@ahmadabbas2402 kid dosent get the joke
SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AT POINT A
sending mtf agents right away
Fun fact: scp 096 is in disguise as a scientist
He love whoppers
*SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AT POINT A AND IS NOW HEADING FOR BURGER*
@Patrice Bernier no he didn’t mean gate
bro is some sort of snake ghost that steals burgers
I can't stop watching this...😂🤣🤣😂🤣
When I first seen this ad, my appetite for burger's died immediately.
Oop
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"It was horrifying, your jaw unhinged like a snake!"
-Paul
Wow..... Lamas with hats is really eternal isn't it
.. just like baby hands
"Its snake!"
-rebel
bro violated that burger 💀
0:03 people be like:
You Stoopid!
New Scp: “The Snake Man” he only eat Burgers, CheseeBurgers, Bic macs and Whoopers, if u eat a Burger in front of him, he delete your existence.
whooper?
Reminds me of SCP-096-2 (or B, noy sure) i don't know
Keter class scp
i like the way he just swallows the big mac without biting it
I like the way he sees a hamburger then drop into the floor and crawl like a snake to swallow that hamburger
big macs from burger king
makes sense
The way he crawled on the ground reminds me of how my mom drags me when I’m eating hamburger so she can eat me
omg same
sameee
this is the definition of fever dream
When hé opened his mouth that was just terrifying
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@@Squidwart156 ahhhh come on
@@jilles589 hehe
@A noob with bacon hair LOL
@@Squidwart156 judging by the replies of this reply its a rick roll
I watched this like 30 times and it never gets old🤣
“Bro, just one more bite”
The bite:
Masterpiece
This makes me feel an emotion that doesn't even exist.
Call it Hamburger
Yeah
i forget which arg it is but this made me feel dorclesness
@@gregorywarren6520 thalasin is analog horror not arg
But happiness already exists
I didn't know Steven king wrote fast food commercials 😳
The way he was crawling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put it in 2x
Shit post
This made most of the video less terrifying, and the guy eating the burger more terrifying.
0.25x
@@MsCindyrich lol