THE FUNNIEST TEACHER - STUDENT TEXTS

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[@aleenaa8960]

My favorite subject of school is dismissal 😊

[@mxtallmadge]

Aleena Ahmed mine too!

[@rannrannworld229]

.

[@Kai-ue2si]

Samee

[@Xanukanso]

lol me too cause I have 8 freaking hours

[@abengdracozamora4237]

Me too

[@evanbaxter463]

My favorite subject is dismissal

[@Danielle.H]

So true.

[@alexismorales8584]

Danielle Hart mines lunch 😂😂

[@washingtonwashington5478]

Tracy Kedian wow mine to

[@Boss-gf8ov]

Facts

[@randombullshit119]

Tracy Kedian yes

[@ahuman1257]

Matt: Let’s keep this family friendly!
Also Matt: *says a man’s private part*
xD

[@indie309]

Its not that bad.. Its natural

[@christhebrighttwin4377]

Hey! Its me Cøøkie! True!

[@VEVOkidinwyt]

@sanamdeep chana WTH

[@Sxntti]

@sanamdeep chana Same

[@WillowaffleANTIGD]

@sanamdeep chana I learnt about that at 8

[@sarcasm7471]

1:40- 1:55 little did he know, *BANG ENERGY* would sponsor him in the future

[@hobovan.]

Hahahahhahahahhaha

[@jamboreecow0146]

Oof

[@txtoncxpid]

Hahahahahahah

[@thecollinshow5020]

@@txtoncxpid suit yourself

[@localatina3195]

Matt: what's your favorite school subject
Me: lunch
Matt: don't say lunch
Me:damn it

[@mulb]

Mazuko Chan lol same

[@MorganTC]

Mazuko Chan YEET

[@mewgiez]

Mazuko Chan lol thats so me

[@hazel1850]

Mazuko Chan 😂😂 I was about to do that too

[@armageddonaj1870]

My favorite subject is gym

[@sheilapazhunkar1238]

My favorite subject is called: dismissal

[@TheCubeSnowflake]

Dismissal isn’t a subject

[@littleyt8034]

Mine is "Summer"

[@HotSauceBeatsFan]

Mine is reading or sience

[@basilhendsbee5810]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@davidblack1479]

@@TheCubeSnowflake no

[@greenburngacha8107]

My favorites are math, art, and computer science.

[@dimitridunan4596]

Noice

[@king_mir6107]

Facts

[@MarkLF]

Sassy Makes Gachas uhhh why do us Americans call it Math not Maths

[@michealzamirehagansmorgan5567]

No it's not don't lie to yourself 😣😏😉

[@matthewchodosh595]

Why

[@kidzbopkaren5402]

teacher: the bell doesn't dismiss you
the other kids in class: UGH
that savage kid: i know the bell doesn't dismiss me, i dismiss me, the bell is just the background music for when im leaving *walks out of class*

[@camryngrant2582]

Ooooooooooo.

[@icllvr1299]

*Then the bell probably doesn't tell them to come to class don't it?*

[@codydavis5525]

Boiiiiiiiii !![while dabbing]

[@Anna-jr7xm]

I do that I’m the savage kid in my class and I do that all the time

[@44aburse]

U should be In a gang if you tryna roast people my nigga

[@Samaraj1223]

I have 3
1:before school
2:lunch
3:after school

[@unknownanonymous5914]

+Samara Jackson recess?

[@corbynhonnor112]

Lol

[@kalia7577]

word

[@kalia7577]

um if your in like 2nd grade maybe

[@nannyfun1883]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

[@analogyofme3838]

Me: math
My friend: wait what😓
Me: what's ur favorite subject
Me: don't say lunch.
My friend: gosh darn it!😱

[@asianfoods2632]

Sariah Brionne it doesn’t make since ?. . .

[@charaandalex9511]

Yeah that’s all my friends

[@traceyorpin8452]

Asian Foods you don’t make any “since?”

[@itsjustus.]

Same

[@wicketymurph3378]

My favourite subject is at the end

[@neodoesyoutube]

My favorite part of school is..........
Dismissal!!!!! But I do like history and homeroom.

[@Marie-wi1vn]

Dismiss doesn't have an a in it

[@blakelyipad3788]

Ok good for you.

[@neodoesyoutube]

@Marie Haley
no it doesn’t but i said dismissal not dismiss

[@danytejada2148]

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

[@arishachoudhury_]

Copy

[@leoinfinitygames4794]

Ms.Higgins is my actual World History teacher...Mat if you could give me the project answers that'd be great!😂

[@Bluecool97]

When he said, "What is your favorite subject," I immediately thought lunch, then he said, "And don't say lunch."

[@ashleyherrera1769]

True

[@FREEZETODEATH]

me too XD

[@deathscar8684]

Bluecool97 SAME!!!

[@cyrusclark8613]

Me too

[@loganw3185]

Me too

[@lillyrose5214]

My favorite part of school is when i leave

[@woooitsmichael-4342]

Lilly Rose Same

[@jaidawilliams1450]

Same

[@hailey-dc9sh]

You and me sister!

[@savagekid6790]

Lilly Rose why do i feel like i seen you before

[@valeriekartwe7561]

Same

[@epicgames6241]

My favorite subject is playing a game called “going home”

[@Marie-wi1vn]

Mine is recess

[@codydavis5525]

Ayyyyyyyyyy!!!

[@michealzamirehagansmorgan5567]

We need to go home in 1second

[@michealzamirehagansmorgan5567]

If you agree like down here
⬇️

[@hobovan.]

Me seeing Matt's shirt: Ok Boomer.
Edit: bruh why did I write this I’m such an accident

[@kuba44222]

ok boomer

[@funtimefreddy107]

Kuba442
Ok boomer

[@kuba44222]

@@funtimefreddy107 ok boomer

[@funtimefreddy107]

Kuba442
I’m a Zoomer, ok boomer?

[@dagoose6328]

*_OK BOOM BOOMER_*

[@muhirwaa.michael891]

my favourite subject is going home

[@nicoletan6823]

Disaster Master35 me too

[@erickamoore4682]

😂😂😂

[@unexplainedprince5111]

same bro same

[@tiffanycannaday1465]

Disaster Master35 right

[@gingerhateslife3312]

Disaster Master35 same

[@lpssparklecake7650]

my fave subject of school is snack if I can't like lunch

[@gurtislabbelafortune1190]

LPS sparkle cake teg

[@magesticwanderer8788]

"Because I'm fat!"
Everybody: *I highly disagree*

[@ashleessingingsensations7294]

"Are you positive?" "I am now" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: "are you negative?" "I am now"

[@dastn_bmcc4019]

My favorite subject in school is when class is dismised

[@fallonthegamer4411]

Dastin Kent F. Nicdao correct

[@ketsiadintula5883]

Same

[@cheez2023]

Same

[@moolahman8729]

L0L same

[@cheesetoes721]

Dastin Kent F. Nicdao lol so is mine

[@xxitzfairyxx6817]

My favorite subject is leaving school 😂😂😂

[@briarjamescopeland2868]

Fairy Cakes0608 really me too sometimes

[@SpaceGood.]

same

[@rubytuesday8616]

Fairy Cakes0608 mine is summer break, not the end of the day

[@HEDGEBATCAT]

My favorite subject is summer break lol.

[@j4c.ki3_]

Same😂

[@justinevillanueva6926]

My favourite subject?
Dismissal obviously

[@codydavis5525]

“Comment your favorite school subject”
Me: Lunch. DUH!

[@Marie-wi1vn]

Mine is RECESS!!

[@yolondamorris1463]

@@Marie-wi1vn mine is to

[@pinoykicks1998]

Lunch and recess

[@cheyennew6656]

You weren't supposed to say lunch,😥

[@codydavis5525]

Cheyenne W. Well that explains the amount of likes. And I commented this before he said not to say lunch.

[@itzraininq1195]

My favorite subject is the dismissal bell

[@happyklownkore4958]

baka v0id same

[@carterpeabody7754]

baka v0id same

[@Nightmare_The_Wolf]

baka v0id OHHH YAAAAAA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mallorytidwell5165]

My favorite subject is dismissal.

[@shadowthehedgehog6041]

me to

[@jaydencranford8983]

You can’t find a rational person who’s favorite subject is anything but dismissal

[@mallorytidwell5165]

Jayden Cranford True

[@mxtallmadge]

isn't everyone's?

[@dondrelljohnson9926]

Same

[@jamboreecow0146]

Dangmattsmith, you are the funniest person I’ve have ever had the pleasure of meeting

[@trixs914]

This made me laughs so hard

[@himynameismaryyy]

Me: My favorite subject is lu-
Matt: And don’t say lunch.
Me: Recess.

[@jasonmann7296]

Mine is home time

[@whitefox9111]

Mary Xoxo exactly

[@RyanTheDark]

Mine is the library because we have computers and can go on our phones and it is so fun. It's hard to leave there, especially in High School.

[@mc-kc4sw]

Mine is gym

[@beerubio7275]

me: lun-
Matt: dont u dare say-
me: lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch
Matt: *has a heart attack*

[@Billmxq]

My fav subject in school
*hears Matt saying not to say lunch*
FINE I CHOOSE RECESS

[@terrygum8471]

I don't have recess lol.

[@Billmxq]

@@terrygum8471 R.i.p

[@kaylalol4827]

I watched this exactly 2 years avfter it came out december 3 2019

[@black-viper2173]

Dang!!!!

[@thisisnotcream449]

I am watching this at 9:20 PM December 21

[@thisisnotcream449]

I am watching this December 21 w019 almost 2020 yeah oh and Christmas yay

[@kaylalol4827]

@@thisisnotcream449 yay

[@doom6869]

No I watched this in 2020

[@thecrappycandle5204]

Social skills.

[@shy-anneginner3773]

Matt: Dear principal Higgins......
Me: That's my principal....

[@BigFartiousPoopy]

ILLUMINTI CONFIRMED!!!!

[@jazzyp8717]

Him-“what’s your fav school subject”
Me-“easy lunch”
Him-“and you can’t say lunch cus that’s mine”
Me-“...”
Him-“...”
Me-“oh I know dismissal”
*man it feels good to be a gansta*
I know I’m not funny

[@Shrek-jv6fb]

U are

[@serpentina-X-]

😂😂

[@sabriv2791]

Lol

[@lonely.toaster]

Jazzy P no it’s d*mn it feels good to be a gansta

[@ScorpionismZero]

I said that in class before everyone laughed including the teacher

[@toshi5892]

My favorite subject is: art
Cuz it’s been there since I was 5 yrs old 💕😁🙂

[@Rough_Rider.]

Going home is my favorite subject in school.

[@Jakxy]

I come home to a dangmattsmith video

[@amywhelchel4922]

Jakey 93 same

[@cadethejadee]

Same I literally just went in the house and I got a notification

[@0fficialFiza]

*I like if it's lunch,recess,dismissal*
⤵

[@ia5275]

Same

[@elainakoenig3474]

High school doesn't have recess, but we do have chances to eat outside during lunch

[@plsdontletmedown8849]

That my favorite to but l like social studies

[@Baniruu]

Gacha lover like me

[@neodoesyoutube]

I don’t have recess any more 😣😖😭

[@judilowe8921]

wow i love this vid

[@reganh5223]

And yet Matt says he has the most family friendly channel on CZcams......😂😂😂😂

[@reroll1085]

Matt: “and don’t say lunch”
Me: why not
Matt: because that’s my favourite
Me: wow
Matt: because I’m fat
Me: xD

[@xorachul]

Cringy

[@iwannadance5050]

Puppy Craft 321 that’s what she said XD

[@janaperez4429]

🙄 No one cares

[@itsjustus.]

XD

[@kayleee-yuhh-9645]

jana perez get out of here

[@animelover6684]

The bus ride home is my favorite subject in school

[@andrewclark2929]

Anime Lover that's not im school you said your favorite subject in school 😂

[@ayozoro7822]

Anime Lover the bus ride home ain't no subject well kinda but not really

[@jennatuffnell1843]

Anime Lover mine is sleep

[@hitoshishinso4]

I'm such a fan!😀👍

[@Elizabeth-ji7gi]

This video is banging

[@justingatlin5274]

Whoever is reading this have a great day ✌️ 😊 ❤️

[@elenamoon5040]

Thanks you too

[@twistedreapy8972]

you too

[@youtubeyt299]

I'm depressed...

[@Emma_7567]

Thank you :)

[@judysamaniego8645]

Thx

[@arajapittman905]

Me: when school is over
My Teacher: that is not a subject
Me: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DO NOT MESS UP THIS MOMENT

[@danytejada2148]

Lunch and going to the home home in London are the best time

[@thefroginyourbackyard8916]

1:19
u h m-
Depending on how dirty your mind is, that could be taken in a few different ways- *cough*

[@slivixa]

Me: recess
Amen:Art
Me:Speicals?
Amen:learn,I can do learn
Me: No -_-

[@ZXNOST4R]

Lord:.....
Satan: Good job

[@attackhelicopter8731]

My favorite subjects: dismissal, or recess

[@arkenlovesgames]

My fave subject is going home!!!!😂😂😂😂
I'm actually serious0

[@arkenlovesgames]

I mean i'm actually serious ^_^ ):

[@pinoykicks1998]

Nah you jokin lol

[@DuckxRed]

Matt:what's your favorite school subject.
Me:MATH.

[@rachelodonnell9582]

I have a few favorites
1.Art
2.Scince
3.English
4.History
5.Lunch
6.Geography
7.Math
8.Outside time
9.Biolagy
10.Irish

[@disturbed999]

Let’s see.. It’s not scince it’s science and it’s not biolagy it’s biology. Make sure you pay attention in English.

[@darkmystery4300]

Outside time you must be in elm I don't get "outside time" in my school :(

[@terralignum6642]

Rachel O donnell WHUHHHH

[@terralignum6642]

Irish

[@grxzzy8060]

Rachel O donnell Irish?

[@jayden500]

my favorite subject in school is dissmissal

[@GK-lb2hz]

Me too

[@jayden500]

Death Hunter yay

[@lqnathaniel5797]

Homicidal Liu me to

[@cassie7480]

Homicidal Liu same

[@rafkasalim3131]

Haha that one that the teacher “ thinks he was texting on his phone “reminded when I was daydreaming and then this kid thought I was possessed lol we were in the library

[@aidenwalsh8419]

Blacksmith is someone who makes medieval weapons like swords and shields

[@wadewilson8006]

OMFG Ms.Salerno is my PE teacher

[@wadewilson8006]

At tequesta trace middle

[@Austin-xu4wc]

Wade Wilson your school is in Weston, Florida

[@lacijohnson8132]

Wade Wilson for real?

[@clov3r527]

prob

[@nflproductions5380]

i choked on my cereal watching this

[@mazlansful]

My favorite subject Music ......
and Lunch.

[@baldkurapika6050]

I love dismissal,lunch,and talking time

[@m6x-yt]

My fave subject is the end

[@mildishman]

Why do the teachers have their students numbers!?!?!?!?!😂😂😂

[@sage5578]

they are not allowed, i don't know why.

[@abbip3706]

To help with homework but most schools don’t allow it

[@kpoptookmylifepleasefindmy3116]

Ms. Wolfie right

[@nicwhit1778]

Ms. Wolfie exactly

[@oliloli7344]

To se if the kids are sick or if there is a fire duu

[@aniijaefindlay7339]

All of them

[@CelineLalla]

Miss Higgins 😂😂

[@ziathomas1293]

Art and lunch

[@lpsashley1116]

Zia Thomas twins

[@ayyy_it_ya_girl_ashlynkeit7597]

Zia Thomas same bro, same

[@imnotsurelol5943]

My favorite class is....
Dismissal

[@nardie9723]

Demonic Flash187 mines is too

[@itznoramoon5768]

Your sooooo funny :D

[@dimitridunan4596]

Idk why everyone hates. Math i love it!!

[@dez2741]

Menace

[@alexisgunderson1901]

I love how he always says he's fat but honestly he is really cute and totally not fat

[@Sxnzuai]

That’s nice.😁👌🏻 it’s nice to see somebody be nice to mah boy matt😊

[@taytenbrunner3354]

I love how damn ugly you are

[@josephmiller5130]

My fav subject is school fights.

[@Bree8707]

Jojobobo2435 The dude boi

[@elissaropp6415]

Jojobobo2435 The dude ummmm...........

[@josephmiller5130]

normal wolrd oh, it happens everyday, i thought it was a subject that i just didn’t do but everyone else did. Oh well.

[@reeceterry7367]

Hay who was fitting you

[@kalia7577]

OMG IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN THE PRETEND THEIR LIFE IS SO HORRIBLE.LOL

[@amberconerly2745]

My favorite is art,reading,and science

[@latoofdaman3523]

Favorite subject recess

[@alyssahilton7997]

I was gonna say lunch...😂😂

[@lexihampton3947]

Alyssa Hilton sameeee

[@joshuakeenan1994]

Home Time

[@kevincaudle5732]

LOL THE CS188 CHIPMUNK 0:49 #Cs188

[@hunterlambert9039]

Poor mis Higgins she always gets used in this situation 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@kokopium6008]

My favorite subject? Glad you asked it🤗
It's dismissal.

[@TheDoomsday-ok8pr]

Lovely

[@noelle9822]

Same!!!

[@UnicornSafetyPin75]

Everyone notice his pokeball neckalce

[@sureytho7872]

D3MONDUD3 yes

[@no-jv3dx]

I thought he was using that to catch a girlfriend oh wait they are to rare!!! Why do I do this

[@UnicornSafetyPin75]

joanne pollock, yes. Life has meaning now.

[@TheVerota09]

Hey Bendy!

[@clashingcansz716]

No

[@erwincerojales9176]

My fav Subject at school is Arts

[@ch3rrygyu_]

Art, Recess, & Dismissal. -3-
*Maybe a little bit of spanish, because we can talk all we want-*

[@moonkitty958]

It isn't lunch, it's dismissal

[@blankname2167]

Moon Kitty #Dismissal

[@xxsaltyl4763]

Moon Kitty ikr. Lol

[@Redpanda420x]

Moon Kitty wit chu on dat

[@carmine21__]

Moon Kitty same

[@taylorplatt2596]

That's so old.

[@iceking4503]

Lunch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I chose lunch

[@iceking4503]

Lil_ Wolf2 no

[@maxbadgirlqueenoffire3528]

lunch 😂😂😂😂😂

[@harmonyhaley1414]

my fav subject? DangMattSmith!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zy0y0]

My Favorite's in order
1. HIV and Diet Coke
2. Calculator
3. IM MOVING OUT!!
LOL!!😂😂😂😂

[@olubusayotaylor602]

Who loves dang Matt smith because I do he is liiittt who agrees💥💥💥💥👍or👎

[@keshacampbell4235]

busayo [e-mail] 👍🏽

[@wyskwalker7453]

busayo [e-mail] dude that guy sucks

[@Cavalry_art]

Bruh

[@Cavalry_art]

supreme awesomeness Bruh

[@bobsempletank5362]

LOL jk

[@toshi5892]

The other time I sensed my friend a goodnight image and I didn’t realize it said at the end of the moving image that said “ my love” I was shocked so I told her I didn’t knew that it said “ my love at the end 😂

[@yeahcuzynot9620]

My favorite subject: sport, why? 'Cause I sit around and do nothing!🤣

[@gavinxd3446]

My fav subject is leaving school

[@beth603]

GavinXD GET A LIFE

[@avzytekgd457]

Elizabeth Parrish how about you respect opinions

[@shadow-chan9353]

GavinXD same here XD

[@vale89vm]

Thats mine

[@lolabest1652]

Elizabeth Parrish Why DONT U GET A LIFE IF U WANT TO NOT RESPECT OPINIONS

[@sonni3905]

4:00 you just had to be 69% when you didnt lnow the plural of p*nis. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@rochellehall1112]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just got that joke😂😂😂

[@yunapeckett2404]

Exactly what I thought

[@lor_wisdom]

Peni

[@mariahhart2967]

Art and music

[@mansalutingbutactuallydoin5302]

Lunch LOL

[@popcornmovie3169]

Your the best dangmattsmith the best boy that I have seen like if you agree

[@jeffreykunzler862]

My favorite subject is
Lunch lol

[@_addy_2832]

My favorite subject is math! OR LUNCH!!!! Hahaha XD LOL OMG 🥰🥰🥰

[@harrisonbronson4862]

Dismissal

[@laylaschiedel6851]

Harrison Bronson yaaasss

[@JohnTheMan-pj5lk]

same

[@x_termenator1589]

Harrison Bronson lol

[@malinamartinez6315]

Harrison Bronson HAHA LOLME TOO

[@ashap4921]

Harrison Bronson you're Savage

[@maliamatthews6261]

well I'm in middle school but in preschool it was nap time

[@rebeccabennett7546]

Malia CliffnGrace I'm in middle school too what grade? My fav subject is ART

[@yeetornottoyeet7472]

Me too

[@yeetornottoyeet7472]

I am in sixth grade and I love art

[@julieknaphus5091]

Malia CliffnGrace
Same

[@leysinterlude]

Malia CliffnGrace middle school sucks

[@rainybopz]

My favorite subject is when you finish a test early and just sit there playing with stuff, and lunch

[@samtheawesomegamer2691]

Matt: Don't say lunch
Me: ok then recess at the middle of the day when we eat.

[@dobbiesnboobies]

My favorite subject is lunch😂

[@user-yn2jm9ew2u]

Me too

[@user-kg6bm4hb3n]

Same lol