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  • @MollytheMagnificent
    @MollytheMagnificent Před 9 lety +2356

    I don't know how Stephen could keep a straight face during the sketch. Pure talent.

  • @liviahorowitz2225
    @liviahorowitz2225 Před 3 lety +734

    Adam’s voice break during “And I nEed mY cUrRy” is so iconic.

  • @BrieLillie
    @BrieLillie Před 10 lety +2639

    "We even made a pamphlet on how to not get killed by Jason Bourne, but they were discontinued after you used one to kill somebody!" :)

    • @alishbanathani
      @alishbanathani Před 7 lety +29

      Breanna V that line literally cracks me up every time! And I've watched the sketch like 100 times!

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 Před 6 lety +8

      Breanna V Don't copy quotes from the video unless it's actually necessary to make a point, be original

    • @KaviSenanayake
      @KaviSenanayake Před 5 lety +4

      @@ricardoalves9605 Anyone wants Ricardo juice?

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 Před 5 lety +2

      @@KaviSenanayake I have no idea what that is supposed to mean

    • @KaviSenanayake
      @KaviSenanayake Před 5 lety +3

      @@ricardoalves9605 Hold up

  • @Zapperr459
    @Zapperr459 Před 8 lety +855

    I want an origami assault rifle now

  • @mariasalas1016
    @mariasalas1016 Před 8 lety +2974

    Jason Bourne vs Scott Sterling

  • @abigailstanley8455
    @abigailstanley8455 Před 9 lety +3550

    I wonder if Whitney had a fun time yelling at and slapping her husband 😂

  • @piratecheese13
    @piratecheese13 Před 7 lety +1733

    HR should get some rest
    they look tired

  • @seefzi
    @seefzi Před 8 lety +2208

    "He stole my snow globe..."

    • @hanaortiz7596
      @hanaortiz7596 Před 8 lety +3

      Whitney Call 2013

    • @Heyhowdyhi
      @Heyhowdyhi Před 8 lety +50

      i like how Stephen stole the snow globe instead of the gun Jeremy had been holding

    • @UnhelpfulLamp
      @UnhelpfulLamp Před 7 lety +16

      Gobstopper Girl gun would be useless to Jason Bourne

    • @willc4425
      @willc4425 Před 7 lety +5

      BioBelac heh heh

    • @sardor7139
      @sardor7139 Před 7 lety

      BioBela

  • @iyokan7979
    @iyokan7979 Před 8 lety +755

    I _really_ want more Jason Bourne.

  • @Kizer5Red
    @Kizer5Red Před 10 lety +288

    The DMV would be looking for Bourne; all those vehicles he has never paid taxes on because they all get 'destroyed in explosions'

  • @FBIwannabe11
    @FBIwannabe11 Před 10 lety +516

    "But they were discontinued BECAUSE YOU KILLED SOMEBODY WITH ONE!" You've got a sub, here! Hilarious video!!!

    • @JusticePro
      @JusticePro Před 2 lety +6

      How's that subscription been over the past eight years?

    • @Data-Expungeded
      @Data-Expungeded Před rokem +5

      @@JusticePro probably good until like… 3 years ago i think

  • @efren9123
    @efren9123 Před 8 lety +473

    When you realize he wasn't tied up

  • @rosysarcticjams8872
    @rosysarcticjams8872 Před 8 lety +2660

    inside the "how not to be killed by Jason Bourne" pamphlet;
    stay away from this pamphlet X'D

  • @gabbigogo7401
    @gabbigogo7401 Před 7 lety +121

    "He stole my snowglobe"
    Best line ever

  • @hopeplating7406
    @hopeplating7406 Před 8 lety +496

    "AND I NEED MY CURRY!!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @pocahontasgirl1
    @pocahontasgirl1 Před 9 lety +275

    Steven: "You're not in charge of Treadstone. Who are you? KGB? NSA? DMV?"
    Whitney: Hahahaha, Nope. I'm just your wife.
    :)

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 Před 10 lety +851

    Imagine if he got his hands on a puzzle for children

  • @elijahstierli
    @elijahstierli Před 8 lety +86

    i love it at the end whitney said " he took my snow globe..."

  • @fictionisgood7226
    @fictionisgood7226 Před 2 lety +53

    I can’t help but imagine the cast all quickly and orderly getting into place well the lights are off so instead of chaos it’s just this well practiced movement and it makes this even more funny

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM Před 4 měsíci

      I imagine whoever stood In the back was holding the piece of rope around them

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo Před 8 lety +73

    I always thought that James looked a lot like Matt Damon, so I was surprised to see Stephen taking the role and actually being a pretty good lookalike

    • @junjunagbayani4792
      @junjunagbayani4792 Před 3 lety

      Looked and sounded like Matt Damon. But well, each to his own.

  • @d_the_great
    @d_the_great Před 8 lety +81

    He escaped with pocket lint.

  • @bflat5274
    @bflat5274 Před 8 lety +650

    "He stole my snow globe!"
    Me: He could nuke Canada with that!

    • @konopaskikids3054
      @konopaskikids3054 Před 6 lety +9

      Canada is real I live there

    • @allison771
      @allison771 Před 5 lety +3

      @I'm Happily Depressed Canada is real.

    • @gamerman6405
      @gamerman6405 Před 5 lety +4

      Oh canada we stand on guard for theeeee

    • @akamundi864
      @akamundi864 Před 5 lety +3

      Andrew we all stand on guard only for the maple syrup deposit

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm Happily In Pain If Canada isn’t real, then..oh no. Deadpool isn’t real, too!

  • @kezzi6083
    @kezzi6083 Před 9 lety +522

    Anyone else notice that after Mal hits Stephen over the head Matt does it again as well? I guess Mal didn't hit him hard enough 😄

  • @nadiabhaiwala3940
    @nadiabhaiwala3940 Před 8 lety +325

    Did anyone else notice that Jason Bourne's hands were not tied?!

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 Před 4 lety +31

    I love that he's not even tied up, he's just holding his hands behind his back on the chair.

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 Před 8 lety +339

    Oh, new challenge: Jason Bourne...vs. Batman.

  • @yaraj37
    @yaraj37 Před 9 lety +169

    Whitney: HE STOLE MY SNOWGLOBE! :o

  • @TheHeavysilver
    @TheHeavysilver Před 9 lety +209

    I wonder if he kill a man with air

    • @b.l.urainbowscout1081
      @b.l.urainbowscout1081 Před 9 lety +14

      Ever heard of tornadoes or wind storms? I'm pretty sure Jason could make those...

    • @kraftworker1786
      @kraftworker1786 Před 9 lety +6

      TheHeavysilver He could be the Avatar?

    • @gabi_bird
      @gabi_bird Před 9 lety +43

      TheHeavysilver Maybe with an... AIR BOURNE DISEASE?!?! PAHAHAHAhahaha... ...I'll see myself out.

    • @c.vanderaa2701
      @c.vanderaa2701 Před 9 lety +6

      +Gabi TOO MUCH PUN!!! XD

    • @fangirl-zb5pj
      @fangirl-zb5pj Před 6 lety +5

      I’m pretty sure that’s called suffocation

  • @lys2303
    @lys2303 Před 5 lety +21

    " 'Who knows how many people you could kill with this snow globe?'
    'You'd better keep that away from him...' "
    The way Whitney said that line it strongly reminded me of psych ward 😂

  • @olivernewbold3082
    @olivernewbold3082 Před 9 lety +120

    we cant get shipments from India anymore. And I need my CURRY!

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 Před 8 lety +610

    And I need my curry! Better check out that Indian in the Cupboard.

  • @jinjaacq
    @jinjaacq Před 9 lety +66

    AND I NEED MY CURRY!

  • @gwerble
    @gwerble Před 8 lety +283

    Hey Jason Bourne! How was Hogwarts? Did you take out Snape like Dobby told you too?

    • @DogOfHades
      @DogOfHades Před 8 lety +5

      +Gwen H And now SNAPE IS DEAD!!! T_T

    • @kaylee-bethmurphy8716
      @kaylee-bethmurphy8716 Před 8 lety +1

      +DogOfHades 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @matteo4895
      @matteo4895 Před 8 lety

      i know its so sad

    • @DannyLiu-dt6sx
      @DannyLiu-dt6sx Před 8 lety +2

      +DogOfHades Haven't finished the series, on the 6th book. Thanks for spoiling it... xD

    • @DogOfHades
      @DogOfHades Před 8 lety +6

      DannyLiu01287
      Alan Rickman, the actor who played Snape recently died.

  • @mitchm1578
    @mitchm1578 Před 8 lety +15

    My favorite lines... matt: "LOOK OUT HE HAS A PIECE OF POCKET LINT" And adam: "I NEED MY CURRY!"

  • @DefinitelyHumanGamer
    @DefinitelyHumanGamer Před 3 lety +18

    Here’s what the pamphlet says: Step 1: PUT THIS PAMPHLET RIGHT NOW AND RUN BEFORE JASON SHOWS UP

  • @DLJohnsonHonourofKings
    @DLJohnsonHonourofKings Před 4 lety +17

    "He's got a piece of pocket lint!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bellatoramatbellum
    @bellatoramatbellum Před 10 lety +40

    Ahh keep the crayon wrappers away from him.

  • @rebeccahassell1603
    @rebeccahassell1603 Před 8 lety +8

    I love this. The only thing that would make it better would be at the end Jason would say "Get some rest, you look tired."

  • @Banjo_Was_Taken
    @Banjo_Was_Taken Před 8 lety +36

    They should get some rest. They look tired.

  • @nick1p.x226
    @nick1p.x226 Před 8 lety +24

    '' He took my snow globe'' 2:50

  • @malvinifamily6575
    @malvinifamily6575 Před rokem +5

    He has a piece of lint in his pocket!🤣🤣🤣 Cracked me UP

  • @alexanderthegreatandterrib4589

    My second favorite skit so far after Scott Sterling. Love these guys, so talented and clever!

  • @yarenot9878
    @yarenot9878 Před rokem +11

    I laugh so hard everytime Adam gets mad because he screams with a high-pitched voice 😂

  • @praisypaj
    @praisypaj Před 7 lety +158

    DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT HIS HANDS WERE UNTIED

  • @torilinncwanek1096
    @torilinncwanek1096 Před 7 lety +8

    I love Stephen's carefree attitude through this whole video

  • @kaylee-bethmurphy8716
    @kaylee-bethmurphy8716 Před 8 lety +7

    i love that bit right at the end when whitney said "he stole my snow globe"

  • @laurenpeterson4952
    @laurenpeterson4952 Před 9 lety +41

    I always suspected mars was fake.... Why is it so red!? Do they get curry from that place? I NEED MY CURRY!! 🍜

  • @nuancebird
    @nuancebird Před 10 lety +15

    Haha, I love how Adam gets all intense :D

  • @cameronmoore136
    @cameronmoore136 Před rokem +4

    I feel like the "he stole my snow globe" went criminally underappreciated.

  • @quathis
    @quathis Před 10 lety +15

    And this is why you shouldn't send a specially trained assassin to magic school.

  • @whitedovetruckandequipment2930

    “You killed someone with a crayon.” “It was actually a crayon wrapper” 😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aestheticgirl5018
    @aestheticgirl5018 Před 3 lety +4

    "AND I NEED MY CURRY!!!" The best thing I've ever heard 😂

  • @Aelwyn
    @Aelwyn Před 6 lety +4

    “He stole my snow globe” is still one of the funniest closers they’ve come up with when you connect it to the context of the sketch XD

  • @ftm.thebest
    @ftm.thebest Před 7 lety +3

    I suppose I'm too late for Studio C to reply to me. Love you guys more than anything! Keep up the good work in making people smile. It really matters.

  • @kendraconnerly3926
    @kendraconnerly3926 Před 8 lety +1

    I love I when Mallorie says how. it adds so much to the skurb!! And I love it when Adam says "...and I need my CURRY!!"

  • @samuelross9884
    @samuelross9884 Před 2 lety +2

    Jason Bourne seems like a man who's better to have as a friend than as an enemy.

  • @Beansandbeansinc
    @Beansandbeansinc Před 4 lety +3

    Fun fact this is the first sketch I ever saw a few years ago it came on after conference and I watched it now I’m obsessed

  • @natv9086
    @natv9086 Před 7 lety +8

    Stephen is perfect for Jason Bourne

  • @RogueEch0
    @RogueEch0 Před 2 lety +1

    Granted, I didn't scroll far through the comments, but I can't stop watching how Jeremy was handling his pistol.

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 Před 10 lety +44

    Jason Bourne vs. Chuck Norris: who wins?

    • @kewwymode
      @kewwymode Před 9 lety

      OH MY GOODNESS

    • @FireEye42
      @FireEye42 Před 9 lety +6

      Jason Bourne ftw

    • @nkdubuisson
      @nkdubuisson Před 9 lety +3

      Jason Bourne no brainer

    • @lh776
      @lh776 Před 9 lety

      Coral Roper James Bond

    • @lh776
      @lh776 Před 9 lety +2

      neither can mr.Noris

  • @youwayo
    @youwayo Před 9 lety +32

    Im not sure if this has anything to connect with this video but teachers always tell students to not bring weapons to school. If you want to take literally, then you shouldnt bring anything to school because anything can be weapon. Even a eraser can kill someone (i think)

    • @ailbewolfe7094
      @ailbewolfe7094 Před 9 lety +3

      The guys in my class used erasers to take off parts of their skin so... Yeah even a eraser could be lethal!

    • @nkdubuisson
      @nkdubuisson Před 9 lety +5

      I killed someone with an eraser. BALANCE RESTORED! LOL.

    • @linnaeuskuderewko
      @linnaeuskuderewko Před 9 lety +1

      Nijel Dubuisson OH MY GOODNESS YES

    • @nkdubuisson
      @nkdubuisson Před 9 lety

      Linnaeus Kuderewko ;)

    • @savvybagel984
      @savvybagel984 Před 9 lety +3

      Yeah you could some one with a eraser by sticking it down their throat and it would suffocate them

  • @yaraj37
    @yaraj37 Před 9 lety +4

    Hahahaha! All the head smacks always get me! Love this!

  • @skylersutherland3188
    @skylersutherland3188 Před 3 lety +2

    I like how the one he said with the most disgusted was the dmv😂

  • @stormyphillips251
    @stormyphillips251 Před 6 lety +2

    Jason Bourne is one of my favorite Studio C characters, tbh. Also Mal XD NAILED the office security guard role.

  • @zechariahellis
    @zechariahellis Před 5 lety +5

    I laugh so hard every time I watch this sketch.

  • @jadajones2029
    @jadajones2029 Před 8 lety +20

    Stephen's poor head !

  • @torir5108
    @torir5108 Před 8 lety +1

    Mallory's New York/Jersey accent is perfection.

  • @mherring8635
    @mherring8635 Před 7 lety +2

    Love love love this one!! BOURNE!

  • @firstnamelastname6016
    @firstnamelastname6016 Před 6 lety +24

    Why didn't he steal Jeremy's gun, that literally would be a nuke

  • @lps-csilover8406
    @lps-csilover8406 Před 10 lety +24

    I NEED MY CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 Před 10 lety +3

      Don't rob a man of his curry.

    • @andreanorton9155
      @andreanorton9155 Před 10 lety +2

      Oh my word watch out he's got a piece of pocket lint

  • @lpsluvnoel3658
    @lpsluvnoel3658 Před 8 lety +239

    Only Percy Jackson can kill people (aka monsters) with pens.

    • @aye8057
      @aye8057 Před 8 lety

      XD

    • @A1zero9
      @A1zero9 Před 8 lety

      true that

    • @selena3681
      @selena3681 Před 8 lety +5

      pens or necklesses ? or even chains magaic is boss those stupid mortals think its something harmless but its a danger or sword o crap I just admired to being a half blood YALL HERD NOTHING!!YOU TO MONSTERS!!!

    • @ellafernandez1445
      @ellafernandez1445 Před 8 lety +3

      lol!I love Percy Jackson, my fave book series, even more than Harry Potter

    • @abbyjones52
      @abbyjones52 Před 8 lety +3

      You're right only PJ. I'm a seriously PJ and HOO fangirl and Hogwarts

  • @shantanubapna3618
    @shantanubapna3618 Před 3 lety +6

    I don't know just how many slaps did Stephen get at back of his head!!! 😂 😂
    Pretty sure everyone was trying to get out their frustation.

  • @Racoonma392
    @Racoonma392 Před 3 lety +3

    "He stole my snow globe" 😂 Best part

  • @cdclyde2897
    @cdclyde2897 Před 8 lety +5

    Be careful he has a piece of pocket lint!
    HOW!!????
    😂😂😂

  • @sydneymcgonigal913
    @sydneymcgonigal913 Před 6 lety +1

    I love how Stephen is called Jason in this sketch

  • @Jablinnn
    @Jablinnn Před 3 lety +4

    I wonder who was playing Mallory this time

  • @uinisepasikala1737
    @uinisepasikala1737 Před 10 lety +4

    Bahahahaha...love the clean wholesome atmosphere of you guys comedy...now a days its just plain stupid n not wholesome....I watch n liked n add your vid to my favorite playlost every time you guys update with new video lolz you guys r just tooooo funny:) #KepItUp

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Před 7 lety +4

    They tied themselves up really fast!

  • @brainxp9204
    @brainxp9204 Před 3 lety +2

    In kindergarten teachers basically supplied Jason with unlimited weapons like crayons.

  • @dktamr1467
    @dktamr1467 Před 6 lety

    He is magical

  • @audreyspringer4738
    @audreyspringer4738 Před 10 lety +9

    The very end: He stole my snow globe!"

  • @eangelful
    @eangelful Před 10 lety +4

    "I NEED MY CURRY!!!!" Me too.

  • @theunknownfilmer6614
    @theunknownfilmer6614 Před 3 lety +2

    OG studio C

  • @vanessabryant6452
    @vanessabryant6452 Před 8 lety

    This is my favorite studio c

  • @AKiaha
    @AKiaha Před 9 lety +10

    You killed someone with a crayon. It was a crayon wraper actioley

  • @bri3915
    @bri3915 Před 3 lety +7

    They just kept Gibbs slapping him
    Please tell me someone gets that reference

  • @katieklein3642
    @katieklein3642 Před 8 lety +1

    Please make more of these they are awesome 👌

  • @dhealey989
    @dhealey989 Před 10 lety +1

    It's been a long time since I laughed this hard at a Studio C vid!

  • @ninvusoogoar6098
    @ninvusoogoar6098 Před 8 lety +5

    pocket lint... the stuff of nightmares

  • @MoonriseMystery
    @MoonriseMystery Před 8 lety

    Everyone, meet Jason Bourne, the man with many talents.

  • @monkeyman651
    @monkeyman651 Před 5 lety

    I love how he is holding his hands together.

  • @charlottesustersic729
    @charlottesustersic729 Před 3 lety +3

    Just started watching "The Bourne Identity" and I can't help but think that Stephen is a better Jason Bourne than Matt Damon😂😂😂😂 (of course I'm biased though😁)

  • @abigailstanley8455
    @abigailstanley8455 Před 9 lety +8

    Normally try not to comment things like this but...
    HOW MANY TIMES MUST I WATCH THIS BEFORE I GET OVER STEPHEN'S HOTNESS

  • @amycarpenter7350
    @amycarpenter7350 Před 6 lety +2

    this is gold

  • @1chiyochan
    @1chiyochan Před 10 lety +1

    Stephen is my favorite!

  • @davidjeong9885
    @davidjeong9885 Před 7 lety +3

    "AND I NEED MY CURRY!!!!"
    Me too!!!

  • @loganreynaud7404
    @loganreynaud7404 Před 8 lety +8

    dose anyone thing that Jason is so funny on this? I do

  • @asdkjha6664
    @asdkjha6664 Před 8 lety +2

    Oh, the sarcasm!

  • @Werewolf._Bitez
    @Werewolf._Bitez Před 7 lety

    Matts voice is amazing

  • @tintinban
    @tintinban Před 4 lety +3

    Everyone slaps back of his head...now I know how he got amnesia.