I can’t help but imagine the cast all quickly and orderly getting into place well the lights are off so instead of chaos it’s just this well practiced movement and it makes this even more funny
" 'Who knows how many people you could kill with this snow globe?' 'You'd better keep that away from him...' " The way Whitney said that line it strongly reminded me of psych ward 😂
Im not sure if this has anything to connect with this video but teachers always tell students to not bring weapons to school. If you want to take literally, then you shouldnt bring anything to school because anything can be weapon. Even a eraser can kill someone (i think)
pens or necklesses ? or even chains magaic is boss those stupid mortals think its something harmless but its a danger or sword o crap I just admired to being a half blood YALL HERD NOTHING!!YOU TO MONSTERS!!!
Bahahahaha...love the clean wholesome atmosphere of you guys comedy...now a days its just plain stupid n not wholesome....I watch n liked n add your vid to my favorite playlost every time you guys update with new video lolz you guys r just tooooo funny:) #KepItUp
Just started watching "The Bourne Identity" and I can't help but think that Stephen is a better Jason Bourne than Matt Damon😂😂😂😂 (of course I'm biased though😁)
I don't know how Stephen could keep a straight face during the sketch. Pure talent.
I know right so good!!
Stevan is SOOO cute
+MsYOYOJOHNSON so right!!!
he sorta didn't
+MsYOYOJOHNSON he's married...
MsYOYOJOHNSON lol Stephen is married
Adam’s voice break during “And I nEed mY cUrRy” is so iconic.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one watching like 6 year old studio C lol
Omg same
@@heyyykaaay8812You mean 10
@@lampsenpai4325 More respect for God please!
"We even made a pamphlet on how to not get killed by Jason Bourne, but they were discontinued after you used one to kill somebody!" :)
Breanna V that line literally cracks me up every time! And I've watched the sketch like 100 times!
Breanna V Don't copy quotes from the video unless it's actually necessary to make a point, be original
@@ricardoalves9605 Anyone wants Ricardo juice?
@@KaviSenanayake I have no idea what that is supposed to mean
@@ricardoalves9605 Hold up
I want an origami assault rifle now
Don't we all?
Yes make it.
I can make it too
Jason Bourne vs Scott Sterling
Omg yes!
yes!
yesssssss
Jason Bourne would win because even if Jason shot at Scott's foot it would still end up being headshots XD
+KingChickenwing right
I wonder if Whitney had a fun time yelling at and slapping her husband 😂
Dana Leung yes
Dana Leung yes they are.
yeah
yes they are
Don’t they have a kid
HR should get some rest
they look tired
lol
XD
XD
piratecheese13 LOL XD
*weird* *siren* *music*
"He stole my snow globe..."
Whitney Call 2013
i like how Stephen stole the snow globe instead of the gun Jeremy had been holding
Gobstopper Girl gun would be useless to Jason Bourne
BioBelac heh heh
BioBela
I _really_ want more Jason Bourne.
YESsssssssss!!!
Please please please more Jason borne
More Jason Bourne
there is now
They recently made a new one
The DMV would be looking for Bourne; all those vehicles he has never paid taxes on because they all get 'destroyed in explosions'
"But they were discontinued BECAUSE YOU KILLED SOMEBODY WITH ONE!" You've got a sub, here! Hilarious video!!!
How's that subscription been over the past eight years?
@@JusticePro probably good until like… 3 years ago i think
When you realize he wasn't tied up
I came to the comments just to see if others noticed.
2:30
Well he already cut the rope. He is too fast
@ĮtyßThæt Güy it was hiding behind the subtitles
inside the "how not to be killed by Jason Bourne" pamphlet;
stay away from this pamphlet X'D
This's is rong donot put a👍🏻 it is wrong
Pilchul Kwak a
Xxfire foxX Playes MSP ? Are you 6?
Xxfire foxX PlayesMSP like your. grammar 😑
I thought you would say you never leave home
"He stole my snowglobe"
Best line ever
"AND I NEED MY CURRY!!!" 😂😂😂😂
That was my favorite line
That was _the_ best line.
I am an Indian. I found this so funny
Me to
Steven: "You're not in charge of Treadstone. Who are you? KGB? NSA? DMV?"
Whitney: Hahahaha, Nope. I'm just your wife.
:)
LOL
+pocahontasgirl1 Stephen: Oops. *pulls out bubbles*
+pocahontasgirl1 XD
TRU THO
one question
how is this not top comment?
Imagine if he got his hands on a puzzle for children
Imagine if he got his hands on a children's card game
***** we'd all be dead.
***** "52 dead after pickup game gone awry."
Jude Pelaez gets his hands on a ak 47. That's how fallout 4 started
HEAVEN HELP US ALL!
i love it at the end whitney said " he took my snow globe..."
I can’t help but imagine the cast all quickly and orderly getting into place well the lights are off so instead of chaos it’s just this well practiced movement and it makes this even more funny
I imagine whoever stood In the back was holding the piece of rope around them
I always thought that James looked a lot like Matt Damon, so I was surprised to see Stephen taking the role and actually being a pretty good lookalike
Looked and sounded like Matt Damon. But well, each to his own.
He escaped with pocket lint.
"He stole my snow globe!"
Me: He could nuke Canada with that!
Canada is real I live there
@I'm Happily Depressed Canada is real.
Oh canada we stand on guard for theeeee
Andrew we all stand on guard only for the maple syrup deposit
I'm Happily In Pain If Canada isn’t real, then..oh no. Deadpool isn’t real, too!
Anyone else notice that after Mal hits Stephen over the head Matt does it again as well? I guess Mal didn't hit him hard enough 😄
+Goldberry yeah she missed him
She missed him
Did anyone else notice that Jason Bourne's hands were not tied?!
yes
at 2:33
That's Jason Bourne for ya
yeah. they were not
Yes, also did y'all notice they kept pushing him across the room, :3
I love that he's not even tied up, he's just holding his hands behind his back on the chair.
Oh, new challenge: Jason Bourne...vs. Batman.
+Coral Roper YES!!!
Pff. Bourne needed pocket lint.
Jason Bourne vs. batman vs. superman
+Randomly yeh that cood work but with green lantern
lol
Whitney: HE STOLE MY SNOWGLOBE! :o
I wonder if he kill a man with air
Ever heard of tornadoes or wind storms? I'm pretty sure Jason could make those...
TheHeavysilver He could be the Avatar?
TheHeavysilver Maybe with an... AIR BOURNE DISEASE?!?! PAHAHAHAhahaha... ...I'll see myself out.
+Gabi TOO MUCH PUN!!! XD
I’m pretty sure that’s called suffocation
" 'Who knows how many people you could kill with this snow globe?'
'You'd better keep that away from him...' "
The way Whitney said that line it strongly reminded me of psych ward 😂
we cant get shipments from India anymore. And I need my CURRY!
It was visas not shipments
And I need my curry! Better check out that Indian in the Cupboard.
+Robert True You misspelled my name.
+Robert True Not tired at all.
Isaac Kim I literally just clicked away from that video! Omg!
SPAM DUDE SPAM
Christie Allison Spam spam spam spamedy spam! Spamedy spam!
AND I NEED MY CURRY!
Hey Jason Bourne! How was Hogwarts? Did you take out Snape like Dobby told you too?
+Gwen H And now SNAPE IS DEAD!!! T_T
+DogOfHades 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i know its so sad
+DogOfHades Haven't finished the series, on the 6th book. Thanks for spoiling it... xD
DannyLiu01287
Alan Rickman, the actor who played Snape recently died.
My favorite lines... matt: "LOOK OUT HE HAS A PIECE OF POCKET LINT" And adam: "I NEED MY CURRY!"
Here’s what the pamphlet says: Step 1: PUT THIS PAMPHLET RIGHT NOW AND RUN BEFORE JASON SHOWS UP
"He's got a piece of pocket lint!" 🤣🤣🤣
Ahh keep the crayon wrappers away from him.
I love this. The only thing that would make it better would be at the end Jason would say "Get some rest, you look tired."
They should get some rest. They look tired.
YoloBacon
YES
'' He took my snow globe'' 2:50
He has a piece of lint in his pocket!🤣🤣🤣 Cracked me UP
My second favorite skit so far after Scott Sterling. Love these guys, so talented and clever!
I laugh so hard everytime Adam gets mad because he screams with a high-pitched voice 😂
DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT HIS HANDS WERE UNTIED
Praisy PAJ yes
Yah
Your hands untied.
Enjoy the show not something this stupid would you like to have your hands tied from a couple minutes
He untied them when he was knocked out
I love Stephen's carefree attitude through this whole video
i love that bit right at the end when whitney said "he stole my snow globe"
SAME!
I always suspected mars was fake.... Why is it so red!? Do they get curry from that place? I NEED MY CURRY!! 🍜
Haha, I love how Adam gets all intense :D
I feel like the "he stole my snow globe" went criminally underappreciated.
And this is why you shouldn't send a specially trained assassin to magic school.
“You killed someone with a crayon.” “It was actually a crayon wrapper” 😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"AND I NEED MY CURRY!!!" The best thing I've ever heard 😂
“He stole my snow globe” is still one of the funniest closers they’ve come up with when you connect it to the context of the sketch XD
I suppose I'm too late for Studio C to reply to me. Love you guys more than anything! Keep up the good work in making people smile. It really matters.
I love I when Mallorie says how. it adds so much to the skurb!! And I love it when Adam says "...and I need my CURRY!!"
Jason Bourne seems like a man who's better to have as a friend than as an enemy.
Fun fact this is the first sketch I ever saw a few years ago it came on after conference and I watched it now I’m obsessed
Stephen is perfect for Jason Bourne
Granted, I didn't scroll far through the comments, but I can't stop watching how Jeremy was handling his pistol.
Jason Bourne vs. Chuck Norris: who wins?
OH MY GOODNESS
Jason Bourne ftw
Jason Bourne no brainer
Coral Roper James Bond
neither can mr.Noris
Im not sure if this has anything to connect with this video but teachers always tell students to not bring weapons to school. If you want to take literally, then you shouldnt bring anything to school because anything can be weapon. Even a eraser can kill someone (i think)
The guys in my class used erasers to take off parts of their skin so... Yeah even a eraser could be lethal!
I killed someone with an eraser. BALANCE RESTORED! LOL.
Nijel Dubuisson OH MY GOODNESS YES
Linnaeus Kuderewko ;)
Yeah you could some one with a eraser by sticking it down their throat and it would suffocate them
Hahahaha! All the head smacks always get me! Love this!
I like how the one he said with the most disgusted was the dmv😂
Jason Bourne is one of my favorite Studio C characters, tbh. Also Mal XD NAILED the office security guard role.
I laugh so hard every time I watch this sketch.
Stephen's poor head !
Mallory's New York/Jersey accent is perfection.
Love love love this one!! BOURNE!
Why didn't he steal Jeremy's gun, that literally would be a nuke
That would be too easy
I NEED MY CURRY!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't rob a man of his curry.
Oh my word watch out he's got a piece of pocket lint
Only Percy Jackson can kill people (aka monsters) with pens.
XD
true that
pens or necklesses ? or even chains magaic is boss those stupid mortals think its something harmless but its a danger or sword o crap I just admired to being a half blood YALL HERD NOTHING!!YOU TO MONSTERS!!!
lol!I love Percy Jackson, my fave book series, even more than Harry Potter
You're right only PJ. I'm a seriously PJ and HOO fangirl and Hogwarts
I don't know just how many slaps did Stephen get at back of his head!!! 😂 😂
Pretty sure everyone was trying to get out their frustation.
"He stole my snow globe" 😂 Best part
XD I know
Be careful he has a piece of pocket lint!
HOW!!????
😂😂😂
I love how Stephen is called Jason in this sketch
I wonder who was playing Mallory this time
Bahahahaha...love the clean wholesome atmosphere of you guys comedy...now a days its just plain stupid n not wholesome....I watch n liked n add your vid to my favorite playlost every time you guys update with new video lolz you guys r just tooooo funny:) #KepItUp
They tied themselves up really fast!
In kindergarten teachers basically supplied Jason with unlimited weapons like crayons.
He is magical
The very end: He stole my snow globe!"
"I NEED MY CURRY!!!!" Me too.
Haha i love his scream!
OG studio C
This is my favorite studio c
You killed someone with a crayon. It was a crayon wraper actioley
They just kept Gibbs slapping him
Please tell me someone gets that reference
Please make more of these they are awesome 👌
It's been a long time since I laughed this hard at a Studio C vid!
pocket lint... the stuff of nightmares
Everyone, meet Jason Bourne, the man with many talents.
I love how he is holding his hands together.
Just started watching "The Bourne Identity" and I can't help but think that Stephen is a better Jason Bourne than Matt Damon😂😂😂😂 (of course I'm biased though😁)
Normally try not to comment things like this but...
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I WATCH THIS BEFORE I GET OVER STEPHEN'S HOTNESS
this is gold
Stephen is my favorite!
"AND I NEED MY CURRY!!!!"
Me too!!!
dose anyone thing that Jason is so funny on this? I do
Which Jason, the real one or Jason Bourne?
Oh, the sarcasm!
Matts voice is amazing
Everyone slaps back of his head...now I know how he got amnesia.