New Rule: Checking In On Jared | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Bill takes a hard look at the accomplishments of Jared Kushner and the rest of President Trump's team.
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Bill Maher.....you are one of the most respectable and truthful people I have ever heard of in today's world.....God bless you
Bill nails it yet again, with more wit and humor than all the clowns at Fox combined.
Amen
you mean Jesse Waters in Chinatown wasn't the second coming of Richard Pryor?
They're not even legally allowed to refer to themselves as "reporters". 😃 😑
Holy shit aggressively acquiring real estate joke lmao
Devastingly accurate.
I cry for America and I'm a Brit.
BH is very funny but he is highlighting some very dark possibilities.
This was an amazing episode
forgot Betsy Devos
scortchcake1- That one and her infamous, war-mongering brother are too much for even the most bizarre made-for-TV movie!
Oh Bill! You are the best.
I lived in Tulsa for 8 years...didn't know there was an air and space museum in Tulsa...
That peace in the Middle East joke was on point
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Historic middle east agreements signed, but took more than a year.
I agree it was a funny joke, but Kushner ended up making more progress in the middle east than any politician has in well over 20 years
@@Howard3S Which caused violence and disproportionately hurt the indigenous Palestinian population in their own homeland. But sure dude. Sure.
Simply perfect!
Stephen Miller is like a token character from a young adult novel, which in his case would be being the least popular kid at vampire school.
razor 8191
Miller reminds me a lot of Roy Cohn.
I wonder which of his parents Stephen miller looks lik?
@@spirit5228 He does bare a striking resemblance to his father, Mr. Burns.
I think the real problem with the current administration is that Trump doesn't want to appoint anyone smarter than himself.
Disclaimer: This post has been edited to appease the grammar police.
Phatkillz you win
Hi, I'm George Takei. I was highly critical of Trump's "grab em by the pussy" comment. I drug em then grab em by the dick.
Phatkillz and that would be everyone in America.
Phatkillz Given Trump's ego that's actually entirely possible.
Phatkillz lol
"The Lethal Weapon of bovine brain-eating disease". SO savage😈
Thank you Bill...u make us laugh 4real
I want a tiny bill maher to take to all of my family holiday gatherings so he can just shut them all down. Yas.
Amy Godwin I want a tiny Maher doll to throw darts at every time he says something smug
Brad Polmateer - Triggered?
Amy Godwin Your family is racist, but you can make up for it by loving a black man.
Amy Godwin Haha. Now I have the image in my head. And him talking with a squeaky voice 😂
Well, that's a pretty smug comment...
I love you, Bill Maher!
Stephen miller would make a great IT clown!
Sueloveschoc He'll float too
He also would've made a great assistant manager at Kinko's, but at this point I think his media record disqualifies him
Now that’s a guy I would never leave my kids alone with.
Randy H kids? I wouldn't be caught within a 50 mile radius of that thing!
Trollface Killa haha touché, that’s fair
Bill thanks brilliant
You are awesome
Love your jokes
Love this. Thank you, Bill Maher.
This was SAVAGE.
... but unfortunately true.
Sam Clovis is going to be the villain in the next star wars film. Darth Mushroom. lol
Na. I liked Darth Syphilis better.
Steve Bannon would make a better Darth Syphilis me thinks.
But is his face on fire?
Pizza the hut, mushrooms only edition
Sol- Without a doubt!
Sam Clovis has eaten several farms, that's worth of agricultural experience.....
You got that right, lol!!
You're not wrong
GorillaGuerilla I honestly think he only got the job cause his last name is Clovis. “Clovis? That’s obviously a country-hick name so I’m gonna make him the bigliest most tremendous farm-guy in my cabinet!”-Prez. Dump
GorillaGuerilla implying he has ever consumed a vegetable
wohdin It's not UFOs that are making the cows disappear.
I'm laughing through the tears.
Even if you're a Trump supporter this has to be disturbing. Gotta admit it
Tallgeese3 Not even a little bit
john jeffries That's horrifying
You'd think, but I doubt it!
Nope, they're in massive denial. No matter how bad things get, they're response is:"...but, but but Hillary!"
Not after 1/6. Nothing should surprise anyone
I'm not even American but this is scary!
komalthecoolk and funny
This might actually be the most racist thing I've ever seen on the internet, and I'm not new to the internet, but this is some Storm Front level shit right here
Just ignore him. I've seen him comment on a bunch of videos and, armed with my made-up degree in amateur psychology, I'd say he's a nobody in real life who vents his frustration on random people on the internet to feel better about how life didn't pan out the way he thought it would. Most he can aspire to is becoming a footnote in the pages of history. Something like: one of an assortment of assholes who did something stupid and are now laughed at for as long as the written word exists.
My guess is he voted for Trump which means he's fine with rapists so long as they're white... which is a whole different level of fucked in the head
Why don't you compile your own catalog of teenage "edginess"?
Profiles in tremendousness. Guess all the qualified people don’t want anything to do with this administration.
Many a true word has been said in jest... I reckon all the talented folks are sitting this one out.
5%LowBattery huh a bartender
Jared looks like a girl.
But Eric, that's really not an attribute to the vetting process ... or maybe?
Ricardo Lozano thank God
Thanks a LOT, Bill Maher, for making me cry; with tears from laughter, that is, every time, that‼️🤣💦
The first joke really made me explode with laughter. As someone who is begrudgingly pro Israel, lol, Kushner was definitely not the right choice.
"Begrudgingly pro-Israel" why do you support apartheid, land theft, ethnic cleansing, military occupation, and ethnoreligious supremacy for one group while treating the indigenous population as 2nd and 3rd class citizens in their own homeland?
Clovis and Kislyak might be the same guy... you’ve seen them. They’re each other’s doppelgängers 🤣
Bill is the best !!!
Thanks Bill sad, true, but great humor
when things are slow she cuts up limes........niceeeee.
Yeah, but now we have AOC, Trump's scourge, and HE is always going on abt her having once been a bartender!
Ms. Silverman is adorable and CORRECT!
If you made Sarah Silverman flinch....
LOL!
MAHER IS OKAY .
HE MAKES YOU LAUGH .
Jared has 'Fall Guy' written all over him. Ain't nobody bangs Ivanka but Daddy, and gets away with it!
Actually by all accounts Jared is the one person that comes before Donnie in Ivanka's world, I mean she converted to Orthodox Judaism to be with him ( look up at what you have to do to convert ), which is why I think that Jared is the one who will bring Trump down eventually. If he gets arrested for a crime ( say conspiracy to defraud the US Government because of his meeting on behalf of the Trump people with a Russian Agent ) with some serious time attached to it then Ivanka might plead out to the FBI in order to get Jared a lighter sentence, and Ivanka is probably the one Trump kid who really knows where the bodies are buried.
Gabryal Sansclair u
You know the cupboard is full of stupid people when he didn't even mention Betsy DeVos.
That woman is a horror!
I was also waiting for the guy they found on Amazon, because he wrote a book about international trade that got dissed by all his peers - you remember, the one who advised to start the trade wars?
Yes. Let's start a trade war with our most reliable long-term business/trade partners (like Canada) for no discernable reason whatsoever!
Excellent finish!
Massaging 45's ego is not something I'm willing to do.......much less any other parts of him!
Ah, Trump went to Jared!!!!
You forgot DeVos and Pruitt, two more who are completely unqualified for what they do.
Wow. Well said.
CHEERS BILL, KEEP UP THE FIGHT 😂😊😇😈
lol I lost it when Maher called Trump Bad Ape.
This one is Good.
Spot On BM, As Always . . .
America is earths comedy network 🤣🤣👍
Bill Maher. High quality comedic performance gained from many years of stand up and television.
Love your show bill you crack me up
Lmbo gotta love Bill for telling the truth
Came back for comedy relief ..... Spot on and it’s funnier even now.
Too True too laugh
Not to mention who he is putting into judge-ships!!
Your a bloody checky fella billy, funny ass brother
2:35 find a girl looking at you the same way Ivanka look at the Canada pm
Well... last few years I've built a house garden, and launched a water-pump rocket over my school building... I believe I'm more qualified for office than those 2 guys on NASA and Agriculture...
About that vetting process...
Sam Clovis and Mushrooms growing in his Neck😂😂
"I'll Drain the Swamp!" -Trump "This is MY SWAMP!!!" - Sarah 'huckabee' sanders
IT IS BETTER TO BE IN TRUMPS SWAMP THAN IN JAIL WAITING FOR A PARDON AFTER TRUMP VACATES THE WH.
In the last sentence & pictures you forgot to add Saudi Prince
Classic !
neck mushrooms are the grossest
You can't make that joke with Michael Moore in the studio growing his own neck mushrooms.
Chris Tsuke but true
Agreed, they're really shitake.
Yes ,there's a fungus among us, and it's called the Republican Party !
The truffle hunters are stalking him!
I can't but help think that if Jabba the Hutt and a dairy cow reproduced, Sam Clovis would be the result.
That is very disrespectful to both the bovine community and the Hutt community.
They did nothing to deserve a comparison to that lowlife.
@@catherineleary9831 I know. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I posted that. Since that day I've had a variety of cattle beating a path to my door demanding an apology and Star Wars fans sending me threatening messages. I would like to take this opportunity to unreservedly apologise to all members of the species Bos taurus and to the friends and family of Mr Hutt for my thoughtless actions, but would, in my defence, like to point out that my brief moment of insanity is an unfortunate side effect of sharing the same planet with Republicans.
@@vicovendale6955 Hahaha 😁 I understand!
The best people. Get arrested and I never really knew him. That's Trump.
Dear Bill Maher show, can we have the complete New Rules segment going forward? The quick gags are sometimes better than the monologue at the end !
And kill them ? 😕
We've been hearing lots of Sam Clovis agriculture jokes in the last week or so, but the one in this segment takes the trophy.
I got a peek at Uranus lmao.
Bill really annihilated them on this one. I mean damn !
The line about Jared's being most of the way through reading NAFTA's Wikipedia page. is priceless.
Love your show Bill; kick that fast lardy ass of that criminal 💪🏻
That mushroom joke was effin GOLD
I wouldn't be surprised if his name isn't even D J Trump.
This not funny Bill these are really his choice picks for jobs which none are qualified for it's seriously not funny snd the Senate are allowing this to happen they know these people aren't qualified
They are beyond not qualified. 45 and the Senate put foxes in charge of hen houses....
Scott Pruitt has been fighting the EPA for years, Betsy DeVos never set foot in a public school, Rex Tillerson was CEO of ExxonMobil.....and on it goes!
Barton- As I've earlier stated, ' Cultism is an anomaly that defies all sense of logic and reason'.
Bartender doing congressinal hearinggs.
Museum manager leading NASA?
Radio host for chief scientist?
what the fuck? I would not believe it if i didnt see it.
Good stuff!
I use to be a bartender that the lime joke KILLED me... lol....
Always Hilarious !
who edited this video? that individual Must have been real cracking up during the process
and people wonder why trump is so hated. this is not draining the swamp. i can't believe his supporters don't have a problem with these appointments.
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If added up the IQ's of all Trump's supporters, you would still end up with a two digit figure.
Tired of all the winning yet? ~roll eyes~
This is dead on. Trump's worst ability (or lack thereof) has been appointments. They're often not just bad, they are terrible. Non-scientist to science positions, accountants as diplomats, people who've never teached for head of the DOE, I could go on all fucking day.
Steven Miller? Scary.
Truly horrifying "the best people?" Whom are ALL completely unqualified, yet are in the most important positions in and for this country and planet.. ITS all so utterly negligent and unacceptable.
Lmfao! Bill rocks.
He is the funniest truth ever ever.
The mushrooms line killed.
I love Bill. Hate to miss his show
All his current and former cabinet picks would seem to to be the exception to his claims of "finding the best people", unless he means the best at Not actually running their departments except for into the ground.
"Carson and Perry are the 'Lethal Weapon' of bovine brain disease." SAVAGE!
It's 2020 & some of the faces have changed, but the analysis is still right on.
,boy bill Maher your good you should run for president you make so much sence a breath of fresh air
2019. How is that best people thing going?
I cringe every time I think of these ninnies stumbling into each other in the halls of power.
Poor Bill Mayer, hes so jealous of President Trump! Take it easy Bill, you could never be president
Cancel
Only the US came to an end. The rest of the world is fine.
It still amazes me that, looking back at these shows, team Trump still refuse to see anything bad about him.
Thanks again for this..make me no more tired after works ...from mey tov chhan
Bill Maher, as far as I can tell, the only man who can still make trump jokes and have them still be funny.
I can’t even watch Colbert anymore, but somehow Maher pulls it off.
Oh man that fool Ben Carson😂😂😂
I cant believe its only been a year...