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The Naughty & Nice Lists used to have two entities handling them. Krampus; the tall, horned, muscular, hairy demon captures anyone found on the naughty list and punishes them in his dungeon... and guess who's on the naughty list?
This is a light-hearted comedy-smut that's centered more so on story, where Krampus slowly loses his sanity discovering his punishments aren't seen as "frightening" anymore. As he tries to decide what to do with himself, stay tuned for a small 'twist' ending with you.
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"DADDY KRAMPUS??" Never thought I'd yell that for an audio and neither did my roommates.
And shoutout to David Bowie (2:50)
Hail to the goblin king baby
That's hilarious
A video based on a sexy Krampus AND a david bowie reference! Great if only I was bad for Christmas >/////<
*After hearing **2:50* I frickin knew it!! The moment he started rambling "nothing, really nothing" I immediately knew what was coming! Eeee ycey your the besttt!! ❤
Lololol your roommates?! Oh gosh I can only imagine their reactions 😂😂 It was definitely something different and fun to listen to.
10/10!
*Confused by his confusion*
Me: Are you threatening me?
Krampus: Yes!
Me: With a good time?
Krampus: NO!
Me- *listen to Krampus and Santa conversation* *slowly pulls out my dark romance book and began reading it*
Poor Krampus, this was hilarious though. My cat looked at me like I needed help.
*Haha.. Im in danger :D*
Hot danger
Oh no... he's hot-
“NOTHING? is this a new Christmas carol i don’t know about?!”
_omg_ 🤣
8:23 or so, Cupid's totally trolling Krampus and trying not to burst into laughter during the call. Meanwhile, so are we, no doubt! LMAO
Edit to add: Interesting that Krampus has a rotary dial phone
When being naughty actually pays off...😏
*Wink*
@@YceyNarrates*faints
I COUGHT THE LABYRINTH REFERENCE “nothing? Nothing tra la la?” Literally my favorite movie
19:11 “you better get ready for my season next!”
_oh_ foreshadowing a future Cupid audio? 👀 💕
Krampus is *SO* done, i can’t 🤣
THE LABYRINTH REFFRENCE! 😍
I noticed too and couldn't stop picturing David Bowie
To quote Angel Dust from HH “Kinky”
All hail angel dust
And also “harder daddy~”
“Discipline me too,” from Cupid 😂 Had me rolling!
I feel bad for Krampus. He needs a hug
My stomach hurts from laughing. This was awesome.
I know I couldn't stop laughing either,but why would Krampus need help from Cupid?!?
@@user-im1be9iu9t cause the listener is a masochist
the moment he got on the phone for Cupid and started explaining things, he just made it worse on himself💀
So since Krampus is retiring, can I have him for myself?🤭🤣.
Ah Ycey I love your audio's keep it up,their quite something, I love the dialogue and how you lay it out💗
This had me wheezing so hard the entire time 😂. Lets hope youtube doesnt bring down the hammer on this one lol. While its a bit more steamy and siggestive than others its too damn funny to see taken down. Merry Christmas Ycey. Hope you have a wonderful rest of the season.
SQUID? What are u doing here? 👀👀
Pffft! Hi tia! I could ask you the same 🤣. Hope you're doing well friend 🥰
@@squiddo_17 im doing good! I hope your also doing well. Excited for Christmas?
@@TiaTortilla006 absolutely :D hbu?
@@squiddo_17 same here! Its weird that 2023 is already over though, im still getting used to it😂😂
"Nothing, nothing, tra-la-la?"
Teeheeheeheeeee....
Krampus...have you ever heard of the Baby Shark torture? I hear it's very effective 😂
“Easy there, Satan, this isn’t Hell”
Not gonna lie, at first I was scared because when I see “Krampus” my mind immediately jumps to horror, and as someone that believes in the paranormal I don’t enjoy the thought of angering demons. However, this was a hilarious and surprisingly heartwarming treat (despite it being about Krampus learning what kinks are 😂)
Happy holidays everyone!! 🥳
I love this I need a part 2!!
"Mrs. Clause and I--"
"AND WE"RE DONE HERE!"
I love the like holiday lore and I can’t stop laughing
Squeeeeeee deep voice Ycey! I could rave about this video for so long it was so enjoyable. It was hilarious and I love your work on all of the different voices. The messages at the end were beautiful too. What a wonderful Christmas present wrapped up in a nice bow. Thank you so much!
LOL, this is hilarious!! I like how fed up you sound every time you hang up the phone. 😂
2:53 nothing tra la la la.The labyrinth reference had me on the floor .
That Labyrinth reference made me so happy!!!
I love how deep your voice is at the beginning. This audio has so much humor in it, I was laughing through the whole thing. Thanks for this early Christmas present! ❤️
As a german who grew up with really really scary Krampus coming home to us... THAT was really weird to listen to, ngl 😂
Krampus wrote me a letter, something like:
“Das erste mal hier?”
Oh, GODS the whiplash.
Beware Rule 34.
Well, this is one way to enjoy the holidays, lol.
Merry Christmas everyone u hope you all have a great one 😊😊😊❤❤❤ hope you all get lots of lovely presents
Merry Christmas!
6:32 AYOOO SANTA- mrs claus wHAT?!
7:18 cupid I begeth thy pardon
Well, that was…something. Also, Merry Christmas, Ycey
Don’t mind me, just collecting my jaw off the ground
Omg, this is funny, and Krampus IS daddy ❤️
Love the Labyrinth reference 😂
He doesn't need to threaten me with a good time
Oh hey there Krampus! 😁😂
The rotary dial phone to Cupid.. poor Krampus.
Plot twist I'm the Kitsune cupid mentioned 😂❤
This was fantastic! Merry Christmas Ycey!
I loved it! ....like words to describe how much...none its perfect !
oh wow, your voice does suit Krampus so much :'D
oh my, don't tempt me to be naughty, Icey xD
have the most blessed Holidays, take care and enjoy your time with your family and friends
Bless you for this! XD this made my entire day!
Never knew I could hear this side of Krampus
Would it be funny if he picked the wrong person, maybe not too innocent but not so naughty while there are some things that can be considered naughty yet who knows about these types, read some of them but not participating
(While I don’t mind him being intimidating yet seeing that side of him well, it makes me wanna go easy on him a bit and I’ll learn not to call him daddy) if it makes him feel a little bit better, he did spook me when he was venting and throw something that jump scared me
Edit: It did made me feel sad and so far I get how he feels when it comes to punishments that they’re not meant for pleasure
Now I want to hear cupids audio tooo❤❤
**points at mirror** Simp
I wanted to stay up for this video 😆
These literally needs more likes
He is very hot.
I think I like Cupids vibe the most🤣🤣🤣Hahahahaha!!!☺️😋😏😉💛✨️ Happy Holiday's y'all😅
I wouldn't mind hearing Cupid this valentine's day~
I love how frazzled he gets at first like the grin on my face 😂
Can we have an audio with cupid in it for Valentine's Day? 😜
I could barely stay upright from the giggles omg the calls to get help lmfao
Oh my
Me at the beggining of the video: but I don't understand, I've been good this year and I have lots of Christmas spirit! 🥺 Plus, I'm an adult so wth?
Me at the end of the video: well.... yes I have been good, but good and nice are not the same thing, aren't they? 😉😏🎄
So.. are we naughty? 😅
Oh no I'm chained up and a giant bad man with horns wants me to punish me woth a wip how awful
krampus is awesome, but cupid is a genius! XD
Chiseled abs ❤❤❤ oooh punish ❤❤❤❤
I'm wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its funny because I love the Krampus movie and this just made my night
You know, when I was growing up and always saw a bunch of drunk men dressed in rubber masks with fake fur stumbling around the Christkindlmarket during the Krampuslauf every year… This was.
Not what I ever expected to associate with the name Krampus.
But this has brought me, great mirth and many giggles. And a bit of an “awww,” towards the end there.
Loved the cameos too, very amusing!
The daddy Krampus got me rollin 😆
He basically said screw it let me get that holiday cheer!
The twisted tail of krampus that no one thought we needed but did 😂
and here I behave well like a stupid !🤣🤣🤣
I have never laughed so much at an asmr, thank you, excellent work, I subscribe! Santa and Mrs. Kloss...who would have thought?...although well they have literally been married for centuries ...I guess you can't last that long without being ummm creative 🤣🤣
with all the proclivities and sins i’ve racked up, i would have krampus running for the hills ✨
So what im getting is that cupid will be our new dominant? 👀
Hope you take care and have a lovely holiday ♡
im feckin dead 😂😂😂😂
This is...masterpiece.
I can take his job tho I have plenty of experience with punishing myself.
This was terrific 😄
I heard that Labyrinth quote 😏 Tra la la
This is reminding me of Hades in the Disney movie of Hercules 😂
Incredible
I love that I'm unironically crocheting a Krampus hat while listening to this. 😅
Can someone find this guy a goddamn therapist?
I can’t stop laughing ! 🤣💗🖤🖤🖤💗
“You haven’t blinked once” HOWD YOU KNOW THAT- “is that fear?” ….sure let’s go with that… 👀
Edit: 6:31 IM SORRY WAT PLEASE SANTA I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT 😭😂
Nice labyrinth nod!
Is it too late to transfer myself into the nice list😢😅
So… ya gonna let us meet Cupid next year?
😂😂😂
OH NO HES HOT!!!
Yes daddy ❤❤
😂
I thought his job was supposed to punish the naughty?😏😌
I'm doomed lol
Ok, I'll admit I'm alittle bad but I'm not that bad!
So don't push me, buster!
And Krampus, if you only knew....😅
Uhhhh…..
What… the hell… just… happened?
😗
Please say there’s going to be a series
Come on Krampus baby, I've got some Schnapps back at my place. 😉😚
😂😂😂😂