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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
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    The Naughty & Nice Lists used to have two entities handling them. Krampus; the tall, horned, muscular, hairy demon captures anyone found on the naughty list and punishes them in his dungeon... and guess who's on the naughty list?
    This is a light-hearted comedy-smut that's centered more so on story, where Krampus slowly loses his sanity discovering his punishments aren't seen as "frightening" anymore. As he tries to decide what to do with himself, stay tuned for a small 'twist' ending with you.
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Komentáře • 120

  • @YceyNarrates
    @YceyNarrates  Před 8 měsíci +132

    "DADDY KRAMPUS??" Never thought I'd yell that for an audio and neither did my roommates.
    And shoutout to David Bowie (2:50)

    • @hipsterwriter
      @hipsterwriter Před 8 měsíci +13

      Hail to the goblin king baby

    • @strawberrytoast2173
      @strawberrytoast2173 Před 8 měsíci +4

      That's hilarious

    • @Little_Duckling18
      @Little_Duckling18 Před 8 měsíci +6

      A video based on a sexy Krampus AND a david bowie reference! Great if only I was bad for Christmas >/////<
      *After hearing **2:50* I frickin knew it!! The moment he started rambling "nothing, really nothing" I immediately knew what was coming! Eeee ycey your the besttt!! ❤

    • @Arielle.W.M.
      @Arielle.W.M. Před 8 měsíci +9

      Lololol your roommates?! Oh gosh I can only imagine their reactions 😂😂 It was definitely something different and fun to listen to.
      10/10!

  • @snowangel92100
    @snowangel92100 Před 8 měsíci +60

    *Confused by his confusion*
    Me: Are you threatening me?
    Krampus: Yes!
    Me: With a good time?
    Krampus: NO!

  • @hipsterwriter
    @hipsterwriter Před 8 měsíci +65

    Me- *listen to Krampus and Santa conversation* *slowly pulls out my dark romance book and began reading it*

  • @erikagehm2805
    @erikagehm2805 Před 8 měsíci +74

    Poor Krampus, this was hilarious though. My cat looked at me like I needed help.

  • @PhoenixFlight8D
    @PhoenixFlight8D Před 8 měsíci +127

    *Haha.. Im in danger :D*

  • @BoxCatShad
    @BoxCatShad Před 8 měsíci +54

    Oh no... he's hot-

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před 8 měsíci +30

    “NOTHING? is this a new Christmas carol i don’t know about?!”
    _omg_ 🤣

  • @sarahhenry5508
    @sarahhenry5508 Před 8 měsíci +20

    8:23 or so, Cupid's totally trolling Krampus and trying not to burst into laughter during the call. Meanwhile, so are we, no doubt! LMAO
    Edit to add: Interesting that Krampus has a rotary dial phone

  • @lovelydeath04
    @lovelydeath04 Před 8 měsíci +82

    When being naughty actually pays off...😏

  • @hahanope1915
    @hahanope1915 Před 8 měsíci +11

    I COUGHT THE LABYRINTH REFERENCE “nothing? Nothing tra la la?” Literally my favorite movie

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před 8 měsíci +24

    19:11 “you better get ready for my season next!”
    _oh_ foreshadowing a future Cupid audio? 👀 💕

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo Před 8 měsíci +20

    Krampus is *SO* done, i can’t 🤣

  • @ToroFox
    @ToroFox Před 8 měsíci +27

    THE LABYRINTH REFFRENCE! 😍

    • @jessbeingme8155
      @jessbeingme8155 Před 8 měsíci +5

      I noticed too and couldn't stop picturing David Bowie

  • @solara_cmd
    @solara_cmd Před 8 měsíci +19

    To quote Angel Dust from HH “Kinky”

  • @toriapollo4221
    @toriapollo4221 Před 8 měsíci +16

    “Discipline me too,” from Cupid 😂 Had me rolling!

  • @kyla2267
    @kyla2267 Před 8 měsíci +20

    I feel bad for Krampus. He needs a hug

  • @strawberrytoast2173
    @strawberrytoast2173 Před 8 měsíci +38

    My stomach hurts from laughing. This was awesome.

    • @user-im1be9iu9t
      @user-im1be9iu9t Před 8 měsíci +2

      I know I couldn't stop laughing either,but why would Krampus need help from Cupid?!?

    • @hipsterwriter
      @hipsterwriter Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@user-im1be9iu9t cause the listener is a masochist

  • @Urloveer
    @Urloveer Před 8 měsíci +8

    the moment he got on the phone for Cupid and started explaining things, he just made it worse on himself💀

  • @Lovyythy_listener
    @Lovyythy_listener Před 8 měsíci +42

    So since Krampus is retiring, can I have him for myself?🤭🤣.
    Ah Ycey I love your audio's keep it up,their quite something, I love the dialogue and how you lay it out💗

  • @squiddo_17
    @squiddo_17 Před 8 měsíci +35

    This had me wheezing so hard the entire time 😂. Lets hope youtube doesnt bring down the hammer on this one lol. While its a bit more steamy and siggestive than others its too damn funny to see taken down. Merry Christmas Ycey. Hope you have a wonderful rest of the season.

    • @TiaTortilla006
      @TiaTortilla006 Před 8 měsíci +1

      SQUID? What are u doing here? 👀👀

    • @squiddo_17
      @squiddo_17 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Pffft! Hi tia! I could ask you the same 🤣. Hope you're doing well friend 🥰

    • @TiaTortilla006
      @TiaTortilla006 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@squiddo_17 im doing good! I hope your also doing well. Excited for Christmas?

    • @squiddo_17
      @squiddo_17 Před 8 měsíci

      @@TiaTortilla006 absolutely :D hbu?

    • @TiaTortilla006
      @TiaTortilla006 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@squiddo_17 same here! Its weird that 2023 is already over though, im still getting used to it😂😂

  • @theambiguousartisan
    @theambiguousartisan Před 8 měsíci +8

    "Nothing, nothing, tra-la-la?"
    Teeheeheeheeeee....

  • @aiimee9411
    @aiimee9411 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Krampus...have you ever heard of the Baby Shark torture? I hear it's very effective 😂

    • @YceyNarrates
      @YceyNarrates  Před 8 měsíci +10

      “Easy there, Satan, this isn’t Hell”

  • @SnowFox-gv2rn
    @SnowFox-gv2rn Před 8 měsíci +6

    Not gonna lie, at first I was scared because when I see “Krampus” my mind immediately jumps to horror, and as someone that believes in the paranormal I don’t enjoy the thought of angering demons. However, this was a hilarious and surprisingly heartwarming treat (despite it being about Krampus learning what kinks are 😂)
    Happy holidays everyone!! 🥳

  • @user-yw6vk6gf3q
    @user-yw6vk6gf3q Před 8 měsíci +9

    I love this I need a part 2!!

  • @cpm9747
    @cpm9747 Před 8 měsíci +3

    "Mrs. Clause and I--"
    "AND WE"RE DONE HERE!"

  • @insomniacstories4531
    @insomniacstories4531 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I love the like holiday lore and I can’t stop laughing

  • @msmal1989
    @msmal1989 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Squeeeeeee deep voice Ycey! I could rave about this video for so long it was so enjoyable. It was hilarious and I love your work on all of the different voices. The messages at the end were beautiful too. What a wonderful Christmas present wrapped up in a nice bow. Thank you so much!

  • @JL_2046
    @JL_2046 Před 8 měsíci +8

    LOL, this is hilarious!! I like how fed up you sound every time you hang up the phone. 😂

  • @bbgirl.8397
    @bbgirl.8397 Před 5 měsíci +1

    2:53 nothing tra la la la.The labyrinth reference had me on the floor .

  • @pinkfeiry
    @pinkfeiry Před 8 měsíci +4

    That Labyrinth reference made me so happy!!!

  • @commom1
    @commom1 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I love how deep your voice is at the beginning. This audio has so much humor in it, I was laughing through the whole thing. Thanks for this early Christmas present! ❤️

  • @kind-wolf
    @kind-wolf Před 8 měsíci +9

    As a german who grew up with really really scary Krampus coming home to us... THAT was really weird to listen to, ngl 😂

  • @BluestormsSong
    @BluestormsSong Před 8 měsíci +6

    Well, this is one way to enjoy the holidays, lol.

  • @lorrainemace1983
    @lorrainemace1983 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Merry Christmas everyone u hope you all have a great one 😊😊😊❤❤❤ hope you all get lots of lovely presents

  • @anoldbreadroll4423
    @anoldbreadroll4423 Před 8 měsíci +6

    6:32 AYOOO SANTA- mrs claus wHAT?!

  • @AnimeGirl4891
    @AnimeGirl4891 Před 8 měsíci +18

    Well, that was…something. Also, Merry Christmas, Ycey

  • @emilysiltman1962
    @emilysiltman1962 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Don’t mind me, just collecting my jaw off the ground

  • @GitteSeitzberg
    @GitteSeitzberg Před 8 měsíci +8

    Omg, this is funny, and Krampus IS daddy ❤️

  • @primar7611
    @primar7611 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Love the Labyrinth reference 😂

  • @Mangagirllove
    @Mangagirllove Před 8 měsíci +4

    He doesn't need to threaten me with a good time

  • @Arielle.W.M.
    @Arielle.W.M. Před 8 měsíci +8

    Oh hey there Krampus! 😁😂

  • @augustblackcollective
    @augustblackcollective Před 5 měsíci +1

    The rotary dial phone to Cupid.. poor Krampus.

  • @katarinalavoie6476
    @katarinalavoie6476 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Plot twist I'm the Kitsune cupid mentioned 😂❤

  • @FoxyCleave
    @FoxyCleave Před 8 měsíci +7

    This was fantastic! Merry Christmas Ycey!

  • @blackmooncosplay9373
    @blackmooncosplay9373 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I loved it! ....like words to describe how much...none its perfect !

  • @queenzelda1221
    @queenzelda1221 Před 8 měsíci +2

    oh wow, your voice does suit Krampus so much :'D
    oh my, don't tempt me to be naughty, Icey xD
    have the most blessed Holidays, take care and enjoy your time with your family and friends

  • @liliththesolarexalted2206
    @liliththesolarexalted2206 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Bless you for this! XD this made my entire day!

  • @CBMOA
    @CBMOA Před 7 měsíci +1

    Never knew I could hear this side of Krampus
    Would it be funny if he picked the wrong person, maybe not too innocent but not so naughty while there are some things that can be considered naughty yet who knows about these types, read some of them but not participating
    (While I don’t mind him being intimidating yet seeing that side of him well, it makes me wanna go easy on him a bit and I’ll learn not to call him daddy) if it makes him feel a little bit better, he did spook me when he was venting and throw something that jump scared me
    Edit: It did made me feel sad and so far I get how he feels when it comes to punishments that they’re not meant for pleasure

  • @defneserihankologlu1136
    @defneserihankologlu1136 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Now I want to hear cupids audio tooo❤❤

  • @comfort_devil
    @comfort_devil Před 8 měsíci +7

    **points at mirror** Simp

  • @Girlygirl676
    @Girlygirl676 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I wanted to stay up for this video 😆

  • @vedetta_
    @vedetta_ Před 8 měsíci +1

    These literally needs more likes

  • @the-Toast-is-evil
    @the-Toast-is-evil Před 8 měsíci +6

    He is very hot.

  • @emleah.k184
    @emleah.k184 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I think I like Cupids vibe the most🤣🤣🤣Hahahahaha!!!☺️😋😏😉💛✨️ Happy Holiday's y'all😅

    • @lovelydeath04
      @lovelydeath04 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I wouldn't mind hearing Cupid this valentine's day~

  • @genesanchez1889
    @genesanchez1889 Před 8 měsíci

    I love how frazzled he gets at first like the grin on my face 😂

  • @whitewing61
    @whitewing61 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Can we have an audio with cupid in it for Valentine's Day? 😜

  • @michelleprom894
    @michelleprom894 Před 8 měsíci

    I could barely stay upright from the giggles omg the calls to get help lmfao

  • @Nyet333
    @Nyet333 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Oh my

  • @kezia-lemonthorne2507
    @kezia-lemonthorne2507 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Me at the beggining of the video: but I don't understand, I've been good this year and I have lots of Christmas spirit! 🥺 Plus, I'm an adult so wth?
    Me at the end of the video: well.... yes I have been good, but good and nice are not the same thing, aren't they? 😉😏🎄

  • @mackenziesherry4894
    @mackenziesherry4894 Před 8 měsíci +8

    So.. are we naughty? 😅

  • @blackstar-nr5ds
    @blackstar-nr5ds Před 8 měsíci +3

    Oh no I'm chained up and a giant bad man with horns wants me to punish me woth a wip how awful

  • @Tunabella88
    @Tunabella88 Před 8 měsíci +1

    krampus is awesome, but cupid is a genius! XD

  • @melissaparker340
    @melissaparker340 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Chiseled abs ❤❤❤ oooh punish ❤❤❤❤

  • @chelseajackman7730
    @chelseajackman7730 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lovley8942
    @lovley8942 Před 8 měsíci

    Its funny because I love the Krampus movie and this just made my night

  • @lizabee484
    @lizabee484 Před 8 měsíci

    You know, when I was growing up and always saw a bunch of drunk men dressed in rubber masks with fake fur stumbling around the Christkindlmarket during the Krampuslauf every year… This was.
    Not what I ever expected to associate with the name Krampus.
    But this has brought me, great mirth and many giggles. And a bit of an “awww,” towards the end there.
    Loved the cameos too, very amusing!

  • @cheyannerockett8870
    @cheyannerockett8870 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The daddy Krampus got me rollin 😆
    He basically said screw it let me get that holiday cheer!

  • @WeirdZara
    @WeirdZara Před 8 měsíci

    The twisted tail of krampus that no one thought we needed but did 😂

  • @littleprettypatetic497
    @littleprettypatetic497 Před 8 měsíci +1

    and here I behave well like a stupid !🤣🤣🤣
    I have never laughed so much at an asmr, thank you, excellent work, I subscribe! Santa and Mrs. Kloss...who would have thought?...although well they have literally been married for centuries ...I guess you can't last that long without being ummm creative 🤣🤣

  • @deviantindividual
    @deviantindividual Před 8 měsíci +1

    with all the proclivities and sins i’ve racked up, i would have krampus running for the hills ✨

  • @AdelineHeart
    @AdelineHeart Před 8 měsíci +2

    So what im getting is that cupid will be our new dominant? 👀
    Hope you take care and have a lovely holiday ♡

  • @Wolfie6969
    @Wolfie6969 Před 7 měsíci

    im feckin dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @aldryrththerainbowdragon9081

    This is...masterpiece.
    I can take his job tho I have plenty of experience with punishing myself.

  • @WhiteRose717
    @WhiteRose717 Před 8 měsíci

    This was terrific 😄

  • @marymunson620
    @marymunson620 Před 8 měsíci

    I heard that Labyrinth quote 😏 Tra la la

  • @elladegiorgio5151
    @elladegiorgio5151 Před 8 měsíci

    This is reminding me of Hades in the Disney movie of Hercules 😂

  • @MishaShivers
    @MishaShivers Před 8 měsíci

    Incredible

  • @amileengurumi
    @amileengurumi Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love that I'm unironically crocheting a Krampus hat while listening to this. 😅

  • @Rice-A-Roni-Enthusiast
    @Rice-A-Roni-Enthusiast Před 8 měsíci +1

    Can someone find this guy a goddamn therapist?

  • @AlienLambAsmr
    @AlienLambAsmr Před 8 měsíci

    I can’t stop laughing ! 🤣💗🖤🖤🖤💗

  • @creation1233
    @creation1233 Před 8 měsíci

    “You haven’t blinked once” HOWD YOU KNOW THAT- “is that fear?” ….sure let’s go with that… 👀
    Edit: 6:31 IM SORRY WAT PLEASE SANTA I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT 😭😂

  • @SaffronSphinx
    @SaffronSphinx Před 8 měsíci

    Nice labyrinth nod!

  • @SimpySofi
    @SimpySofi Před 8 měsíci +3

    Is it too late to transfer myself into the nice list😢😅

  • @emriver11
    @emriver11 Před 8 měsíci +1

    So… ya gonna let us meet Cupid next year?

  • @ashleylaughter4077
    @ashleylaughter4077 Před 5 měsíci

    😂😂😂

  • @missmangle9792
    @missmangle9792 Před 8 měsíci

    OH NO HES HOT!!!

  • @melissaparker340
    @melissaparker340 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Yes daddy ❤❤

  • @ashleylaughter4077
    @ashleylaughter4077 Před 5 měsíci

    😂

  • @sunnyblue1244
    @sunnyblue1244 Před 8 měsíci

    I thought his job was supposed to punish the naughty?😏😌

  • @ArcFallOrder1919
    @ArcFallOrder1919 Před 8 měsíci

    I'm doomed lol

  • @01Milkchocolate.
    @01Milkchocolate. Před 8 měsíci

    Ok, I'll admit I'm alittle bad but I'm not that bad!
    So don't push me, buster!
    And Krampus, if you only knew....😅

  • @eeshathompson
    @eeshathompson Před 8 měsíci +1

    Uhhhh…..
    What… the hell… just… happened?
    😗

  • @Navalynn_Ravenwood
    @Navalynn_Ravenwood Před 8 měsíci

    Please say there’s going to be a series

  • @Ash-hi5hy
    @Ash-hi5hy Před 8 měsíci +1

    Come on Krampus baby, I've got some Schnapps back at my place. 😉😚

  • @islandmochi345
    @islandmochi345 Před 8 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂