Ermes quotes
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- čas přidán 22. 12. 2016
- I may of missed old Joseph interacting with her but that the time this was made i did everyone i thought up. (You know the usual, if you think i missed anyone please do comment. If i find any i'll be sure to credit you with-in the vid.)
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Ermes: "Man, this dude looks like a lady..."
Anasui: "Man, this lady looks like a dude..."
Perfection
I like spaghetti Ermes is secretly hiding Aerosmith lyrics
tbh she reminds me of Bucciarati
Me too!
@@scrungliestbungus8134 LIL' BOMBER
Imagine ntroducing a friend to jojo and telling them "would you belive this guy (anasui) disgusies himself as a girl and this wasnt that disguise"
"man, this *dude looks like a lady*"
i love you translators
"Man, this lady looks like a dude."
okey For a second, I thought she was talking to Narancia
you didnt get the aerosmith reference dont you
flaccid pancake
Aerosmith!!!
I love the part where Ermes gives Jotaro a pareting advice so Jolyne can have a better life
AGAIN HE DID IT TO PROTECT HER AND IT'S STATED MULTIPLE TIMES!!!! Get off Jotaro's back you assholes! I know you like to criticize him because you can never hope to live up to his manliness but fuck off.
@@tobylanglois3698 he's a TERRIBLE father. Don't care for his reasoning he still was not there
@@mingming8678 Anyone who sees things this black and white is not worth talking to. Go Schlick off to Dio you bimbo.
@@tobylanglois3698 I can tell you have not had anyone like Jotaro in your life because if you were his kid you'd have the same dislike for him Jolyne had at the beginning of the series. As stated before his reasoning is shit, he cod have executed it better and actually be a better father lmao it's always bitches with father's that's not like Jotaro who say shit like this
@@tobylanglois3698 chill the fuck out asshole its just a fucking character, it doesn't even exist
Ermes: oh my gah
Joseph would be proud 😢
kingkay14 he is proud. He's still around in part 6.
In 1:30
He's still alive =)
If to this day he hasn’t kicked the bucket yet, next year he’s turning 100
@@Emi_Bunni WAIT SERIOUSLY? HE'S ALIVE IN PART 6???? I THOUGHT HE DIED IN PART 4!
5:59
Ermes : "Here, take my panties, take them already!"
Dio Brando : "Very Good!"
Eliezer Jonathan well DIO is a bisexual soooo.......
Eliezer Jonathan well shit
I'm still waiting for them.
Hentai!
Hon hon hon....
( ·¬·)
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9:04
Dio: WOOORYAHHHHHH
Ermes: I got it
Me: i never knew that Ermes knew WRYYY language
she needed it in case she had to flip off a vampire
Lol
I think it‘s just a mistranslation
JustASimple Otaku i know
JjbaEOH was too lazy to actually script this part so they decided to just make them ssy stuff after them and place the translation script in duplicate making it say stuff like this
I love how she calls out the Problematic Dad
He did what he did to PROTECT Jolyne you imbecile. Jotaro and I quote " always cherished " her.
@@tobylanglois3698 he literally could've pierced swf members and paid them for security. Hell, he could've gotten Polnareff to help raise his daughter. Also; in order to be a good father, you actually need to... father your child
^ yes he had every resource possible for ensuring of his family’s safety... or you know he probably shouldn’t have started a family if he thought all it would do is put them in danger
and if we’re going to go there, you can make that an excuse as to why sadao kujo was never around. you could say “oH i mEan hE wAS pROvidInG fOr hIS fAMiLy” but no people still call him a bad father, because he is and jotaro is no excuse.
Jason Menendez ahh yes a turtle help raise a daughter excellent idea
Confused Ora he’s a fucking person. He’s just inside a turtle. He can still speak and stuff.
Hermes is best girl
CrimsonChaos 212 Tequila Joseph*
CrimsonChaos 212 *wamen waifu
*wammu
Speedwsgon
*abacchio
Am I the only one who thinks Hermes is kinda hot??
No.
I want Hermes to step on my neck.
I bet she has recessive pillar woman genes.
She's my gay crush
What do you mean "kinda". Shes hot af
@@presto0194 the only thot is josuke 4 mom
Literally no one:
Ermes: T A K E M Y P A N T I E S N O W
Dio Brando: V E R Y G O O D
Whaaaat!
It is from the manga. I guess it is her way to seduce people.
2:04 Was expecting Narancia.
Ermes:"Take My Panties"
Dio Brando:"Very Good"
😂🤔
I didn't know Dio is such a pervert
Bruh. He has 4 kids with different mothers and Pucci exists. He’s a big pervert.
@@undonelbows7688 i wouldn't say pervert i'd say a lucky simp or a unlucky chad
Uh
It’s probably a joestar trait
@Caleb Rolle Dio has been confirmed to be bisexual.
Hermes : Here! Take my panties! Take them already!
Dio : Very good !
XD
Dio has that effect on women.
Sorry Ermes but Jonathan is Dio's waifu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Captain Valourous um....
1:29
"Oh my GUH!"
Old Joseph is WRYYYYYYling in his grave from that pronunciation!
Old Joseph is still alive.
Joseph is still alive in Part 6.
That was more like Koichi's
"Oh my gah" from when he was messing with the nurse
Hmmm kinda sounds like she's sayin OMEGA, that's me!
1:36
Ermes:Take my panties!
Dio:Very good
pucci is dead jelous
it is one in many reason why pucci reset the universe
@@duongphuocdat6840 Yup
bro why Jolyne fell at 4:50LMAOO
Emily Flores jjbarmy?
Got distracted by looking at her gf kicking the shit out of Diavolo
gguk Yes!
R.i.p jolyne
Fell of a fucking building
THE WAY SHE JUST FALLS JBAAHGAGHHQA
At 1:06, at the end of the phrase it sounded like Okuyasu but female
Oh my god it does
Forgive me...
Okuyasu x Ermes fanfic time
@@JugularJohn NO
YES YES YES YES
@@JugularJohn j-j-j-josuyasu..
I can't believe FF is not in the game
FF, part 4 Joseph, Final Boss Dio, part 5 polnareff. all decent characters that could of made it.
what would DiU joseph's moveset be?
probably similar to his part 4 moves since he uses hermit purple alot
boehno I can't believe stone ocean jotaro isn't in here
Stone Ocean Jotaro even has a model in the game. He appears in a photograph after the story mode credits. Same with Abaccio.
1:30 "OH MEH GA"
F-MEGA
OH MY GA
6:00 even ermes can’t resist Dio’s charm
5:14 I just realized Jolyne's facial expression is different than the normal it's those little details that amaze me
Communism With Giggles
Apparently she makes that face because she's caught beating her meat or something
Alelander You do know women have meat. Right?
The guy who looks like Tom Cruise?
🥴
Women are made of meat?
1:37 B u s t T h e N u t
"Man, this dude looks like a lady..."
"Man, this lady looks like a dude..."
And apparently no one wants to talk about Narancia's face in this game.
Dude coming back to this game from the anime, it's so weird hearing Narancia voiced by a lady rather than a higher than average pitched dude
@@justoneguy2487 holdup really?
@@certifiedbruhmoment3146 really
2:05 and 2:09
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6:50 Seeing DIO beat up Pucci kinda hurt.
karda009 TOTALLY
It's training.
Eh, it's young Dio Brando, he was a little shithead
Pucci can go fuck himself. He n longer exists and Dio is so far in hell the devil forgot where he put him.
Nah, that's Dio. Only DIO and Pucci are friends
I love that Hermes wants Jotaro to pay attention to Jolyne, JoSis goals!
(Not JoBro)
Yes yes
Late but *josis.
I'm practically Hol Horse at this point if Jolyne Hermes were real
Dewd McSuave Jolyne best waifu
Quality Queen HERMES BEST WAIFU,besides Tequila Joseph, at any age
I fucking love Hol Horse
That would be awesome! Hol Horse is way better than Avdol imho.
5:15
She actually looks sad omg
A hot guard caught her masturbating. Deeply traumatizing shit.
80sGraffiti Oog..
@@80s_graffiti 🤣😢
@@80s_graffiti Yeah. And the worst part is that’s how the story begins.
@@conntoons_4848 I just started to read Stone Ocean today, lol
5:15 My goood, I wanna hear it in anime
i love ermes so much
1:29
Best girl confirmed
5:58 Poor choice of words Dio
*Great choice of words
*Great
Breakdown Breakdown breakdown...
IIII TA RO
VERY GOODO!
0:30
Jotaro: dO yOu WaNa bE tHe Mom?
So Jotaro is into tomboys
5:59 to 6:03 Hermes, no!
Then she was sucked dry and evrone crid.
Brando oh god no
RobertIveanuke w
Hermes, yes!
and they all live happily after after ever
4:01 she learnt from the best
it's like Ermes has some of Joseph's blood from all of that "OH MAI GADTO"
Joseph did you have another affair again?
Ermes: "man, this dude looks like a lady..."
Seasoned JoJo fans: "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
OHHHH MYYYYYY GAH!! Oh Ermes, your engrish will never be as perfect as Jospehs
That caught me like: HORRY SHIT!!
2:39 pucci's god is standing right beside ermes
Hermes 🤝 Joseph
OH MAI GHAAAD!!!
4:46 the fight is now canon
2:07 i thought she was refering to narancia
Ikr
Its a reference to Anasui's early design, were he looked a lot like a girl.
She sounds exactly like what I imagined
Hermes: U GOTTA BE THERE FOR U DAUGHTER!!! OK?!?
Jotaro: No... I dont think I will...
Fun fact : The voice actor of Ermes (Junko Takeuchi) is also the actor of Naruto Uzumaki👌🏽
Don.Corp.69 yep😁
I wish they keep her for stone ocean,it does fit ermes voice
Omg i can't unhear it
REALLY ? HO MY GOD !
She also voiced Anne in the arcade version of HftF
“I’m still in high school “ is the funniest shit to me
"Hey, when you have your kid, make sure to pay attention to her, alright?!"
😭😭😭
1:39 looks like joseph had another affair
Nobody:
Part 4 and 6 characters when you pair them up/have them fight Part 3 Jotaro:
"HOLY SHIT IT'S JOTARO KUJO"
"Oh no I'm gonna die"
"Why do you look younger"
Jotaro:
*[visible confusion]*
2:04 perfect spiderman pointing at spiderman meme Xd
ermes is my husbando
Ze W narancia my waifu
Narancia's a guy. Hate to break it to ya incase you didn't know
@@SuperThunderbrain I may be that guy, but
Those were the jokes
@@SuperThunderbrain r/wooooosh
@@SuperThunderbrain woooosh
0:13 I'm confident the ONLY reason they made Kiss's localization "smack" is so that this quote would still make sense
1:37 *What is up with Jotaro?*
Reference to the fight with the Sun stand user when they went crazy
Sandy Rendall Thanks
DesmondDoes *jojos bizarre erection*
DesmondDoes 🤣
Çūřşęđ
Pucchi
Ermes
Weather Forecast
Anastasia
*Oh no*
Screw you, copyright!
@Sungindra Setiawan probably
Damn.... Did Jolyne the only one can change her expression on quote in this game?
I think if Fugo fights his teammates, he'll go ape shit, and his eye starts twitching.
Also speedwagon when he's paired with zepelli
Also old Joseph vs kars
**Ermes wins with Lisa Lisa**
Ermes: O MAH GAWD!
She has Joseph instinct in her...
3:57 so... we’re just going to ignore how hot weather is AND HIS VOICE OH MY G-
Yes we will ignore it
@@usefulboi3842 no, no we won't
im kinda in love with her
she's very cute
6:50 Dio attacking his future Boyfriend
Lmao
Kira: "Wait... You can have THREE HANDS?!"
i just wanna make sweet love to Ermes but shes not real, feels bad man.
NairToWin k
@Don.Corp.69 at least we aren't alone
The way u guys r, i think u may end up as sb like Annasui if she were real XD
SIMP DETECTED
Aww, Ermes is such a good friend, trying to make sure Jolyne's future father, the 80s Jotaro, treats his daughter well. Of course, if he was a more attentive father, Jolyne and Ermes probably would never have met, so...?
7:45
m o n k e
Eremes:"Take my panties!"
Dio:"Very Good"
"Go and pray to god or whatever"
Thanks Hermes, now i know how to talk with this annoying religious kid in my school! Very niceu!
OH MY GAT
so basically i'm lesbian
5:58
Ermees: "Here! Take my panties! Take them already
Dio: "Very good."
i didn't know Dio would actually take them, but here we are...
1:37 jotaro.... Eat snickers... That's you when you are hungry
"Man, this lady looks like a dude"
Ermes: Here! Take my panties! Take them already!
Dio: Very good
0:33 THAT MADE ME LAUGH SKSK
Ermes is the best jojo girl period. I would simp so hard for her 🥰
She sounds like a female okuyasu
Ikr
Funnily enough, Araki described her as female Polnareff
ngl Ermes is Kinda Hot
1:29 OH MAHY GAD
queen
5:58 *>_>*
1:30 "O MA GA "
*American cleopatra quotes*
5:20 gotta love those facial expressions.
This is the only time the lips are synched
@@stevepensando2593 and when gappy is talking to joshu about getting blocked
AND THE CUTE LITTLE EYE CLOSE AT THE END
She looked so sad. I wanna hug her
1:36 *XD IM DEAD JUST LOOK AT JOTARO*
Jajajaja
Ermes is a cool friend
yesss my favorite Jojo character
6:07 okay! who the fuck activated bite za dusto!?
"He saw me... I want to die! I want to jump off a cliff and diiiie!"
oof
Ermes "Oh my God!" reminded me of Joseph right away
Ermes sounds like a female version of Josuke
I'm straight
I'm straight
I'm straight
I'm straight
I'm straight
**Jojo girls appear**
...
I'm BI.
Hermes made me a lesbian and I'm a dude
I can’t wait to see her animated
5:14 OH MY GOD HER FACE!!!
0:29 Im in shook
my wife
2:04
XD
The best jobro regardless
the anasui one......
1:29 Oh my Got!
1:54 i love the way she says kagumuishiro
1:08
That angle.
Simp.