Garfunkel & Oates - Dating a REPUBLICAN

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  • #Garfunkel&Oats perform a song they wrote about men they dated, specifically about a republican named Dan.
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  • @brucemastorovich4478
    @brucemastorovich4478 Před 2 lety +2700

    That Bing joke was great and the audience didn't even chuckle.

    • @leftysr2stupid354
      @leftysr2stupid354 Před rokem +12

      hahaha What joke??

    • @Struwwel2
      @Struwwel2 Před rokem +111

      "hahaha What joke??"
      I don't know which one is Garfunkel and which one is Oates, but she said the Republican she dated worked for the Bing of Bitcoin. ie: a second tier wannabe crypto.

    • @jdbeckley
      @jdbeckley Před rokem +48

      They even paused for a laugh... and nothing!

    • @jemborg
      @jemborg Před rokem +5

      Bing Crosby?

    • @Struwwel2
      @Struwwel2 Před rokem +23

      @@jemborg Yes, exactly! Her date was a conservative crypto nerd who's into vocal stylings from the 30s and 40s.

  • @jmvbento
    @jmvbento Před rokem +309

    "The Bing of bitcoin" is the biggest diss I've ever heard someone utter, and I'm stealing it.

  • @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks
    @BruceWNelsonMangyFetlocks Před 3 lety +2652

    Their ability to nail those lyrics at that tempo is remarkable. Really a talented duo.

    • @nilshigdon
      @nilshigdon Před 2 lety +26

      Very True. Great diction and great song writing.

    • @sydgriffin7591
      @sydgriffin7591 Před rokem +9

      They are amazing!

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Před rokem

      @@nilshigdon is it dictation or annunciation?

    • @robertgibson1156
      @robertgibson1156 Před rokem +7

      @@KINDaf diction: word choice
      enunciation: saying words good and/or loud
      [dictation: saying words aloud to be typed
      Annunciation: the announcement of the Incarnation by the angel Gabriel to Mary, or more generally just declaring something]

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Před rokem +3

      @@robertgibson1156 ah ok. They did both well.

  • @33jamesds
    @33jamesds Před rokem +411

    As someone who has been playing various instruments, singing and performing throughout the majority of my life, and as someone who went to school for music......this is insanity! The good kind. I have no idea how they do this type of performing live so effectively. Even if the chord progressions and rhythms are simple, the lyrics and delivery are just crazy. If these were my songs, I would have recorded them once and then never attempted to perform them live lol. At least not as a duo. One mistake and they're both going off the rails. Amazing that the mistake never comes! Too damn good.

    • @jocelynnowen3078
      @jocelynnowen3078 Před rokem

      Listen to Uncle Bonzai😀🎶😎

    • @jeffwatts1126
      @jeffwatts1126 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Ive seen them make a mistake, and it turned out to be even funnier. Excellent recovery when things go sideways, part of their charm

    • @davidowens5898
      @davidowens5898 Před 7 měsíci +9

      They rehearse. A lot. We'd probably be gob-smacked at the amount of rehearsal time that goes into a single song like this one. Ain't no way they wing it. This requires Lots & lots (and lots) of practice. The fact that they make it look 'easy' is all you need to know about rehearsals.

    • @jeffwatts1126
      @jeffwatts1126 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@davidowens5898 I work in entertainment, so Im aware of the rehearsals required to turn it into basically muscle memory. Seen it in action. But there are still moments that happen. On one of the couch sessions Rikki hit a bum not, or a different note than they had previously rehearsed, and Kate stopped immediately, Saying "Wtf was that?" And Rikki said "I did this" and Kate said "Oh, thats nice" and they backed it up and restarted. It was cute, but Kate did look a little annoyed

    • @Smokeytheapplebandit
      @Smokeytheapplebandit Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's... Fine.

  • @shaec3405
    @shaec3405 Před 2 lety +648

    The amount of lyrics these two are able to remember with no catchy breaky bridge in the middle .... they're just absolutely wonderful poets and Lyricist and musicians. On top of being Amazing And Intelligent Women.

    • @MisterSingh.
      @MisterSingh. Před 11 měsíci +1

      OMG SO QUIRKY

    • @uncountedsurvivor9409
      @uncountedsurvivor9409 Před 10 měsíci +1

      I was thinking they have VAST Vocabularies! Amazing!

    • @chrisandlizsizemore8172
      @chrisandlizsizemore8172 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Practice enough and it's second nature. They did a good job, but nothing an actor in a musical doesn't do on the regular.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell Před 7 měsíci +1

      I don't mean to sound sexist, but they are all that and cute as shit too

    • @poky444
      @poky444 Před měsícem

      Number

  • @jmillerdesign
    @jmillerdesign Před 3 lety +1526

    These two are not only incredible songwriters, they have soooo much chemistry together. Freaking great.

    • @jmillerdesign
      @jmillerdesign Před 3 lety +7

      @Philoneous Maximus I bet they’re more successful than you. Internet keyboard warrior troll person.

    • @nathanwallace3337
      @nathanwallace3337 Před 3 lety

      Fun fact Doug Benson introduced them to each other

    • @normc.9705
      @normc.9705 Před 3 lety

      @@jmillerdesign You might lose that bet since you know nothing.

    • @starbell9962
      @starbell9962 Před 2 lety +28

      @Philoneous Maximus you seem fun at party's

    • @peppercallahan8286
      @peppercallahan8286 Před rokem +23

      @Philoneous Maximus Hi, you must be Conservative Dan from Accounting.

  • @lenamathiason925
    @lenamathiason925 Před 3 lety +2116

    The fact that they can sing such specific lyrics this fast and LIVE just continues to amaze me

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon Před 3 lety +54

      And be so in sync that all the consonants arrive at exactly the same time.

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns Před 3 lety +3

      @@thexalon I was wondering what would happen if they tried harmonizing rather than always singing strictly in unison. Could they still make the lyric discernible?

    • @normc.9705
      @normc.9705 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jeffryphillipsburns Probably not.

    • @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369
      @vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 Před 2 lety

      Liberal clapter "comedy". Sad.

    • @diddntuno
      @diddntuno Před 2 lety +14

      They look at eachother and time it out with their minds like any set of best friends

  • @samuelstensgaard4828
    @samuelstensgaard4828 Před 3 lety +1258

    This is such a great clapback to enlightened centrists who think that false equivalencies are better than holding one side accountable.

    • @AF-bt9cv
      @AF-bt9cv Před 3 lety +14

      Like lying under oath?

    • @johngilliam6764
      @johngilliam6764 Před 3 lety +23

      Tbh liberals are just as bad as conservatives

    • @achronicblunt
      @achronicblunt Před 3 lety +58

      @@johngilliam6764 Nah, they're way crazy dude. Republicans wants guns for the mentally ill, pollution for the environment, contracts for corporations, they don't believe in science, and they still love the Confederate flag, but say they believe in the constitution and are "the real Americans". They're total psychos.

    • @johngilliam6764
      @johngilliam6764 Před 3 lety +12

      @@achronicblunt which republicans want guns for the mentally ill

    • @achronicblunt
      @achronicblunt Před 3 lety +112

      @@johngilliam6764 well, probably zero of them would say "I want guns for the mentally ill." But when the Democrats propose very basic legislation to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, pretty much 100% Republicans of vote against it. We're not even talking hardcore legislation here. You can still walk into gun shows in parts of this country and just buy a gun with cash, all you have to do is say, "I don't have a criminal record." It's nuts.

  • @jesschristiansen2523
    @jesschristiansen2523 Před 3 lety +517

    LYRICS: Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind of man
    A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of crap
    A man who’s never written music but thinks he can
    A republican crypto currency guy like Dan
    Thank you, digital accountant Dan
    For explaining how to write a song
    I wouldn’t have known to choose a topic
    Before you, you, Dan, you came along
    Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts
    And send them all to you
    So you can make sure it doesn’t offend
    The conservative point of view
    You say it’s time to pop my liberal bubble
    And reach across the aisle
    Find levity in relatable things
    That can make the red and blue states smile
    Because comedy should be inclusive
    And connect with the other half
    It should make us all feel comfortable
    So both sides can laugh
    Well, I’m going to take your advice, computer Dan
    And write something bipartisan
    So here’s my song
    Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you’re stuck in traffic
    Now I’m late for my big meeting
    Don’t you hate it when you’re conservative and your inlaws are here
    Oh, brother, what’s your mother gonna say
    Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you lose your glasses
    How can I find my glasses without my glasses
    Or when you’re a conservative and your gun
    Control policies enable constant, senseless
    Devastating mass shootings
    Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
    Hahahahahahaha
    We’re really not that different
    We should come together as one
    With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes
    You know comedy can just be fun
    So let’s all get together
    And embrace the other half
    With this song
    Where both sides can laugh
    Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and a song’s in your head
    Maureen I’m not a theater person
    Or when you’re conservative and your podcast won’t load
    It’ll only play an ad from blue apron
    Don’t you hate when you’re liberal and you can’t stop crying
    Boo hoo I want civil rights
    Or when you’re conservative
    And your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on Twitter
    Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
    Hahahahahahaha
    In this time of political turmoil
    I should ignore it and be polite
    It’s more comfortable for all of us
    If I don’t pick between left and wrong
    So let’s all get together
    And embrace the other half
    With this song
    Where both sides can laugh
    If I want a ceasefire to transpire
    Stop preaching to the whining lefty choir
    Embrace the climate change denier
    Give every joke a qualifier
    With harmless, responsible comedy
    Where we all feel good about our choices
    That recognizes everyone
    As equally valid political voices
    Comedians should be on the medians
    And put a premium on obedience
    Be through with mental acuity
    Find unity through ambiguity
    All this complaining and exaggerating
    Is actually just exacerbating
    The futility and hypocrisy
    Of the left wing aristocracy
    Let go of the same old blue shtick
    Stop trying to skew shit
    I sound like a mouthy shrew chick
    Acoustic music isn’t psychotherapeutic
    I need to get a clue quick
    If I want to accrue new CZcams clicks
    Subdue this taboo shit I spew
    Find a new, more palatable point of view
    Well you underestimated me
    Cause I don’t look like the enemy
    My tentacles are venom-y
    A musical comedy sea anemone
    But I should say it’s okay
    That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol
    And it’s fine you voted for Voldemort
    As long as your reasons were purely fiscal
    Oh, you’re just greedy, I didn’t realize, that’s fine
    So let’s all get together
    And embrace the other half
    With this song
    Where both sides can laugh
    What do you think, Dan, how did I do
    I can’t believe I used to write songs that had a point of view
    Being general’s always better for comedy it’s true
    Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you

    • @jadeyu7197
      @jadeyu7197 Před 2 lety +54

      thank you for your service 😌✨

    • @marisha.art.channel
      @marisha.art.channel Před rokem +30

      You have no idea how much my ADD/ADHD brain appreciated this. Thank you! ❤

    • @J0shuWa2491
      @J0shuWa2491 Před rokem +15

      For the algorithm babyyyy

    • @omvegan
      @omvegan Před rokem +4

      Who is Maureen?

    • @ViktorEBoss
      @ViktorEBoss Před rokem +5

      You are the champion 🏆 thx 🙏🏿😊

  • @heinleinreader
    @heinleinreader Před rokem +1050

    I absolutely loved the "choosing between left from wrong" bit. That was priceless.

    • @erroneus00
      @erroneus00 Před rokem +2

      Oh yes. But when you learn that the left right spectrum is "government control over all resources" and right is "personal ownership of all resources" how much of your personal rights are you willing to give up to the government? What really sucks is the absurd things the left says about the right which has nothing to do with the definition. Bottom line is if someone wants to take your freedom and property they are on the left. There's nothing "right wing" about hating others or wanting to control someone else's life. It's by definition wrong.

    • @rhalfik
      @rhalfik Před rokem +53

      The left wing and the grift wing.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Před rokem +33

      @@rhalfik I always preferred the left wing versus the immoral minority myself.

    • @aahhai5532
      @aahhai5532 Před rokem

      @@erroneus00 the right is the one trying to take away personal liberties lol, what rights have the left taken away in the passed decade?

    • @masenko81
      @masenko81 Před rokem +18

      Im conservative, but that was funny.

  • @secretsquirrel4642
    @secretsquirrel4642 Před 3 lety +485

    Two Peas in a Pod... Every-so-often, the stars align and two people meet to become one of the funniest comedic acts of a generation. Listen to the words... These two are consummate story tellers whose sentences end in a comma. Brava to Garfunkel & Oates - you two are amazing... Thank you!

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 Před 3 lety +9

      We thank only Christian God for them 😂

    • @brucelesourd3074
      @brucelesourd3074 Před 2 lety

      Kudos for "brava", but the plural female form is "brave". Which I just learned because I thought "brave" was plural but mixed gender plural is apparently "bravi". This kind of nitpicking is OK in the context of G&O comments, right?

  • @suziwolf4830
    @suziwolf4830 Před rokem +707

    I knew this pair could be vicious, but that was damn near George Carlin level impressive 🤣👍👏

    • @MichaelDeHaven
      @MichaelDeHaven Před rokem +34

      That is high praise. Love Carlin. Don't forget to pray to Joe Pesci.

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast Před rokem +18

      Very simlar to something Tim Minchin would do

    • @timwatley9241
      @timwatley9241 Před rokem +12

      settle down, no its not

    • @suziwolf4830
      @suziwolf4830 Před rokem +27

      @DALewis92 Though I'd like to think it's not, your reply almost seems like a shot at me, suggesting that I don't know the difference between musical comedy and stand-up. My comparison to the late, great Mr. Carlin wasn't concerning the style of the presentation, but rather the sheer brutality of the honesty it contained.

    • @kaninma7237
      @kaninma7237 Před rokem +8

      @@suziwolf4830 Well said!

  • @mikeythompson7777
    @mikeythompson7777 Před rokem +452

    Dan got skewered. Hilarious and brilliant in equal measure

    • @Meanie74
      @Meanie74 Před rokem +15

      Dan got pumped and dumped himself for once

    • @mrspank35
      @mrspank35 Před rokem +15

      Dan's conservative. Do you suppose he knows he got skewered?

    • @mikeythompson7777
      @mikeythompson7777 Před rokem +7

      @@mrspank35 If he ever heard this song, he did lol. Even conservatives aren't that dense, I don't think.

    • @MusMasi
      @MusMasi Před rokem +5

      I doubt *dan* is real.

    • @Meanie74
      @Meanie74 Před rokem +13

      @@MusMasi bc you’re a man who doesn’t have men tell you how to do your whole career, whatever it may be, unlike women. Dan’s real

  • @christophercarpenter2222
    @christophercarpenter2222 Před 3 lety +84

    Makes note to self. Never piss these two ladies off. Lol

    • @marcodeppe
      @marcodeppe Před 3 lety +6

      I think there is a good list of revenge songs, as a bunch of people who pissed off musicians have noticed :p

    • @JohnCenaFan6298
      @JohnCenaFan6298 Před 2 lety

      Wow so funny

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 Před rokem

      Excellent advice generally.

  • @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904

    I love that these two are still making songs this is amazing

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes Před 2 lety +2

      They're not still making songs.

    • @RansomeStoddard
      @RansomeStoddard Před rokem +21

      Well, Dan did help.

    • @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904
      @seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 Před rokem +11

      @@asperhes they very much still are

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes Před rokem +2

      @@seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 If they are they're hiding them in a vault. Their CZcams channel is moribund.

    • @jimmib6143
      @jimmib6143 Před rokem +3

      @@asperhes You were seven month behind!

  • @nicole-ls4jb
    @nicole-ls4jb Před 3 lety +544

    "Between left and wrong" is *chef's kiss* 😚🤌

    • @NYC4Peace
      @NYC4Peace Před 3 lety +9

      Except Democrats are not "left". You only think they are. Even Obama admitted that he legislated like a moderate Republican.

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 Před 3 lety +3

      Dan wrote this line

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Před 3 lety +7

      @@NYC4Peace
      you've restored my faith in my fellow Americans....well, quite a bit, anyway.
      people don't seem to realize that a corporation would *NEVER* give money to a left wing politician...
      since a left wing politician *BY FKN DEFINITION* would break-up, regulate, and tax them out of existence. (gov power)
      it's so crazy, how even "progressives" and self-proclaimed lefties call Dems "the left."

    • @NYC4Peace
      @NYC4Peace Před 3 lety +4

      Thanks @@donHooligan. Most people aren’t aware of how much money corporate interests are showering upon Democrats or the ramifications of it. The squad never called them out for corruption like they were supposed to, so, in the words of our president “Nothing will fundamentally change.”

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Před 3 lety +4

      @@NYC4Peace
      99% of politicians belong to the corporate right wing.
      they shot JFK.
      people who expect others to do things they are not willing to do are not honorable people.
      if we'd have rioted in Iowa over them stealing the caucus from Bernie, he'd probably be POTUS right now.
      that is literally how governance works...globally. in reality. any other country would have rioted.
      we'll get what we deserve.

  • @Jetway
    @Jetway Před 3 lety +577

    Those lyrics are unbelievable, and their seamless talent in performing them -- and how in sync they were -- is incredible.

    • @motorcity7137
      @motorcity7137 Před 3 lety +4

      Wow are you easily amused

    • @Aphercotropes
      @Aphercotropes Před 3 lety +52

      @@motorcity7137 hi Dan.

    • @zackattack635
      @zackattack635 Před 3 lety +4

      If you like walleyed woke broads... this is probably amazing.

    • @exterminationmalfunktion
      @exterminationmalfunktion Před 3 lety

      Yo, im trying to do comedy too. Im using editing and my voice to bring the sketches that i write to life.
      If you guys want, u can check it out

    • @nydarkfern
      @nydarkfern Před 3 lety +2

      @@zackattack635 hahaha I laughed so hard. Ben, these women aren’t going to date you. While they sing to betas, they obviously date alphas.

  • @HowDoIDad
    @HowDoIDad Před 6 měsíci +9

    The sheer talent involved in singing that quickly and clearly in duet deserves a standing ovation.

  • @noronahahaha
    @noronahahaha Před 7 měsíci +59

    The forced laugh is amazing

  • @dancingsocrates9491
    @dancingsocrates9491 Před rokem +8

    "being general is always better for comedy it's true" 😂🤣😂

  • @earthstewardude
    @earthstewardude Před rokem +42

    I wish my brain was half as quick as these two!

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus Před rokem +32

    Loving the clever lyrics. The other day I overheard a stranger in Starbucks say, "What ever happened to respecting someone else's opinion? People can't just talk to each other anymore!"
    If you can respect a fascist opinion, I don't know how to talk to you, and I don't want to. This is life or death, not pineapple on pizza.

    • @devinspencer1678
      @devinspencer1678 Před rokem +3

      The best part is that the people who say that will never respect an opinion that doesn't reflect theirs

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d Před 12 dny +2

      ""What ever happened to respecting someone else's opinion?"
      That person was an idiot. It's the _right_ to an opinion that should be respected, given that it's covered by the First Amendment. Opinions themselves are subject to validation.

  • @elfboy745
    @elfboy745 Před 3 lety +261

    Ah, I know this conversation well.
    Early Dan: don't do jokes that offend my family.
    Mid Dan: wear this dress, it makes you look prettier.
    Real Dan: what do you mean you're gonna see your friends? Don't you know how important tonight's poker game is for me?
    Yeah, not a red flag at all. Get bent, Dan.

    • @pizzaishappiness7994
      @pizzaishappiness7994 Před 3 lety +3

      😂

    • @ZapDash
      @ZapDash Před 3 lety +3

      If he's playing poker, why can't she go see her friends? Seems like a night where you each do your own thing and have fun.

    • @dianatroy4266
      @dianatroy4266 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ZapDash kze someone has to stay home with the kids!

    • @darthmocap
      @darthmocap Před 3 lety +6

      @@ZapDash Someone has to make beer runs to the fridge for da bois!

    • @thadtheman3751
      @thadtheman3751 Před 3 lety +1

      @@darthmocap Hey after scary virus we don't need people to make beer runs, we get the beer to come to us.

  • @s.terris9537
    @s.terris9537 Před 2 lety +86

    So glad to see you both on the big stage! I remember when Randy told us about one of your videos (when we all worked at a certain psych facility in Berkeley; we watched it in our offices and were hysterical laughing!

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus Před 6 měsíci +7

    Conservatives: liberal cancel culture is terrible, it's getting so you can't even tell a joke anymore.
    Also cons: you should change your jokes so you don't offend conservatives.
    Me: when could you tell a joke without repercussions? Wasn't Lenny Bruce literally arrested because conservatives didn't like what he said? 🤔

  • @charliecundiff
    @charliecundiff Před 3 lety +120

    If Art Garfunkle ever decides to do a collaboration with John Oates, I guess they'll have to be Art and John.

  • @gwpeoples
    @gwpeoples Před 3 lety +309

    I work with several Dan's... blessing me with their wisdom (unasked) every day.

    • @anooseholay
      @anooseholay Před 3 lety +5

      You’re still wearing a mask? That funny.

    • @traceeford2914
      @traceeford2914 Před 3 lety +6

      Bless your heart

    • @jeremybackup5758
      @jeremybackup5758 Před 3 lety +23

      @@anooseholay Right, adults who respect and protect their fellow Americans wear a mask if they haven't had the vaccine. It's common sense. Those who don't are children.

    • @jeremybackup5758
      @jeremybackup5758 Před 3 lety +17

      We work with one, and it's the same. He's the least knowledgeable on the team, but always feels the need to tell others how to do their jobs.
      Once you realize they are mentally and emotionally children, they are very easy to manipulate and control, then they aren't as much of a bother.

    • @toynazi
      @toynazi Před 3 lety +3

      @@jeremybackup5758 Those masks DO NOTHING to protect anybody.
      Research more than just what the media tells you.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot Před 3 lety +261

    I can't help but think this is a little sarcastic.

  • @MrSmooth273
    @MrSmooth273 Před 2 lety +98

    As a George Carlin fan, This duo is "Fantastic".👍👍👍👍👍😊😊😊😊👌✌

    • @gregh378
      @gregh378 Před rokem +12

      George Carlin would be on the same page as these two on so much as well. The style is different, but the message is often the same

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 Před rokem +8

      I still miss George. He was truly a once in a lifetime gift.

    • @vaakdemandante8772
      @vaakdemandante8772 Před rokem +5

      Yeah, it's like Carlin got reincarnated in a sexy singing woman's body, twice ;)

  • @maxmoon2254
    @maxmoon2254 Před 3 lety +46

    Hilarious, intelligent and quick. So quick, I slowed it down (0.75x) the second time to comprehend the lyrics better. Even funnier and it makes them sound a little drunk too.

    • @aarons.596
      @aarons.596 Před 3 lety +1

      You don't have to drop all the way to .75, you can individually change it to a custom setting .9 or .85 would likely get rid of the sounding a little drunk part.

    • @thomgorman
      @thomgorman Před 3 lety

      Everyone on the left slowed it down. Its what they do.

    • @williammullen7504
      @williammullen7504 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thomgorman DB

    • @thomgorman
      @thomgorman Před 3 lety

      @@williammullen7504 Okay, I give. Are we talking about British road cars?

    • @williammullen7504
      @williammullen7504 Před 3 lety

      @@thomgorman No

  • @I4get42
    @I4get42 Před 3 lety +55

    Thank you!! Y'all are badass, powerful, and delightful!

  • @goulash75
    @goulash75 Před 3 lety +105

    I would love to see a collaboration with these two and Tim Minchin!

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon Před 3 lety +6

      I'd be curious to see what would happen with them and Bo Burnham in the same room.

    • @Miglow
      @Miglow Před 3 lety +7

      They did do a collab with Weird Al

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. Před 2 lety

      Good idea dan

    • @rgng
      @rgng Před 2 lety +1

      @@thexalon what is this...a crossover episode

    • @Therealmcdoc
      @Therealmcdoc Před 2 lety

      or wiered all

  • @mattmanw54301
    @mattmanw54301 Před 7 měsíci +33

    A conservative and a leftist see the government stepping on the common man. The leftist says 'that shouldn't happen.' The conservative says ' I wish I was strong enough to oppress people like that.'

    • @matts1166
      @matts1166 Před měsícem

      A conservative would say "The person being stepped on has the right to stop someone stepping on them." A leftist would say, "accept that you're being crushed for equality you bigot!"

  • @ericross1121
    @ericross1121 Před rokem +8

    ‘Musical comedy sea anemone’ is the best description for G&O. 😂

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Před 3 lety +109

    WOW! That is *_amazing!_* To have those lyrics so firmly entrenched that you can do it live without making even one mistake! And while playing chords!
    I love the content too.

    • @flyoverkid55
      @flyoverkid55 Před 3 lety +6

      It just as though they have practiced a thousand times....

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Před 3 lety +2

      @@flyoverkid55 That's probably literally true. Practice makes perfect. Many of the songs I play on guitar I would have played a thousand times.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Před 3 lety +3

      @@warren52nz yeah, it’s almost as though they’re professional musicians and do this for a living. Oh wait.

  • @lanetower3411
    @lanetower3411 Před 3 lety +108

    They originally did this song 3 years ago. There are several other great ones that they have written. I love “50-50”. And then there is “The Loophole” lol 😂

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Před 3 lety +5

      "Go cart racing (accidentally masterbating)" was the first I knew of them.

    • @nigeldepledge3790
      @nigeldepledge3790 Před 3 lety +7

      "The Loophole" must be one of the best songs ever written!

    • @nigeldepledge3790
      @nigeldepledge3790 Před 3 lety +1

      "Never gonna stop until I cross the finish line..."

    • @04279
      @04279 Před 3 lety +1

      I also like "Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance".

    • @johnlamarca9439
      @johnlamarca9439 Před 2 lety

      Hmm. I didn't know that. I thought they just now made up this song... They're still amazing though...

  • @HomespunHaints
    @HomespunHaints Před 3 lety +19

    The complicated rhymes had me roaring with laughter!

  • @Tryyton
    @Tryyton Před rokem +15

    The Bing of crypto... 😂
    Choose between left and wrong. 🤣👍

  • @tyro244
    @tyro244 Před měsícem +2

    Kate Micucci's makes the funniest faces for this song.

  • @daveguy11
    @daveguy11 Před rokem +19

    Not only are they geniuses (genii?), but they must secretly be identical twins; no one else could possibly be so perfectly vocally synchronized.

  • @shieldmaiden3760
    @shieldmaiden3760 Před rokem +5

    Dan accidently encouraged them to write their first song not everyone can laugh at. Ironic.

  • @brontiq
    @brontiq Před 2 lety +54

    I bet Dan didn't get it at all and his ego blew out of proportions for being such great inspiration 😂

  • @rtroiani
    @rtroiani Před 2 lety +11

    Geez, I sing classic rock in a band and lucky if I can remember two verses and one chorus! Amazing memories!

  • @BlondeTiger
    @BlondeTiger Před 7 měsíci +3

    Give this song a Grammy, why have I only heard this now

  • @NorthMountainFairy
    @NorthMountainFairy Před 2 lety +16

    I love their brand of sweet savagery.

  • @starlite1284
    @starlite1284 Před rokem +15

    I love everything these two do together!

    • @starlite1284
      @starlite1284 Před rokem +1

      Its a shame the patriarchal world kept them hidden in the writers rooms for so long. We need more of them up front and center for all to see and hear, because they are so brilliant!!!

  • @Matt-ig4yk
    @Matt-ig4yk Před měsícem +1

    Christ they are just the cutest aren't they? Such talent and chemistry.

  • @MrBlackfireDragon
    @MrBlackfireDragon Před rokem +4

    wow so much lyrics and well put together, and as always the singing and kinda acting during the song

  • @elalesound
    @elalesound Před rokem +29

    These two are pure gold. I loved it!!!

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem +2

      they did a very generic low skill song that didn't rhyme and was filled with factual errors. you only like them because you are familiar with them.

    • @PreciousFifi
      @PreciousFifi Před rokem +1

      @@007kingifrit Haha! I bet you couldn't do it.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem

      @@PreciousFifi even if that is true i wouldn't exactly set the bar at "if a random youtube commenter can do it that makes it good"

    • @elalesound
      @elalesound Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@007kingifritDAN?? IS THAT YOU???

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před 3 měsíci

      this is funny i just ripped it up at an open mike night with my comedy routine so i COULD do it and did =)

  • @gr8dvd
    @gr8dvd Před 7 měsíci +14

    Funny & relatable…. I have family & friends who are still conflicted between left and wrong.

  • @joecrowaz
    @joecrowaz Před rokem +18

    I couldn't possibly love these 2 more 💜

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem

      celebrity worship is documented as being a sign of low intelligence and low self esteem

    • @joecrowaz
      @joecrowaz Před rokem

      @@007kingifrit Sounds like a confession on your part.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem

      @@joecrowaz no it doesn't? i just shared a fact. a wlel established fact

  • @missnaomi613
    @missnaomi613 Před rokem +2

    How am I just finding this now?! This is awesome!

  • @acmcbride-olson9320
    @acmcbride-olson9320 Před rokem +9

    Ohmigosh Lucy and Dr. Nowitzki formed a group??!? 😁😁😁

    • @soccergal07
      @soccergal07 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Omg yes!!! I couldn't think where I had seen the two. I took a minute to recognize Lucy but was stumped on Dr. Nowitzki. Hahaha. Thank you for pointing it out! 😂

    • @user-yh9mc1sw6j
      @user-yh9mc1sw6j Před 5 měsíci

      They Formed G&O Long Before They Were Ramona and Lucy on TBBT!!💖💖💖💖💖

  • @cyrussoxlegion
    @cyrussoxlegion Před 3 lety +30

    I love Riki and Kate so much!!! You guys always make me laugh!

  • @myoneblackfriend3151
    @myoneblackfriend3151 Před rokem +7

    They are amazing!! I used to play their song “The Fade Away” for an ex-girlfriend who kept exhibiting the behavior of someone who wanted to leave the relationship. I told she can go when she wants.

  • @makslesniewski
    @makslesniewski Před rokem +4

    "Bing of BitCoin" made me chuckle.

  • @AJBeamish
    @AJBeamish Před rokem +4

    This song made me LMAO.
    And yet, I still ended up crying.

  • @AbsoluteNut1
    @AbsoluteNut1 Před rokem +24

    Wow...always loved these two. Never knew they performed together. Great job. They livened up my day.

  • @joshuahenderson5847
    @joshuahenderson5847 Před 3 lety +9

    ah yes, another round of our favorite game: How many syllables can you shove into one measure of a song

  • @jso6790
    @jso6790 Před 3 lety +32

    They are so freaking incredible!

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr Před 2 lety +53

    bottomline: comedy is best done when the comedian can be themselves instead of constantly being told what they should and shouldn't say.

  • @TheFroneyZone
    @TheFroneyZone Před rokem +3

    ok now I'm thoroughly convinced that these 2 are actually A.I. - there's NO WAY 2 humans can sync together 100% like they just did!!! wow, wow, wow, wow..........wow!

  • @VeganDoris
    @VeganDoris Před měsícem +1

    Fantastic! 3:42 Love that they mention a ceasefire!

  • @daveogarf
    @daveogarf Před rokem +4

    *A-PLUS, EXCELLENT!! You two are the BEST!*

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y Před rokem +4

    Garfunkel and Oates are awesome!

  • @carolenoman2226
    @carolenoman2226 Před rokem +13

    These women are pure gold ❤

  • @ArthurTavares
    @ArthurTavares Před rokem +15

    I loved that part when they say "liberal and wrong". This shows the spirit of the polarization and the level of our political debate.

    • @mitragyninethespeciosa6891
      @mitragyninethespeciosa6891 Před rokem

      Tribalism is fun dawg

    • @JaniceLHz
      @JaniceLHz Před rokem +8

      Given how far to the right we have gone in the USA over the last 40 years compared to other developed democracies, I think it has become much much easier to find topics on which the liberal view is far easier to defend than the right-wing one.
      For example, I think we are the ONLY developed democracy that allows its citizens to be at the mercy of their employer for healthcare. My husband has been through 3 jobs in the last 2 years, and trying to navigate new insurance and new medical providers is a PITA.

    • @kevinh5983
      @kevinh5983 Před rokem +1

      ​@@JaniceLHz You're saying that 40 years ago things were more liberal/less conservative than they are today? Are you serious?

    • @JaniceLHz
      @JaniceLHz Před rokem +6

      @@kevinh5983 I am not meaning precisely 40 years, but I can think of a few specific issues where I think the USA is much further to the right than we were in the 1970s:
      1) Abortion now difficult and/or outlawed in much of the country;
      2) Churches freely endorsing candidates with no repercussions;
      3) Low union membership and corporations treating workers as disposable;
      4) Mass incarceration of poor people and brown people.
      Worse than in the 1960s:
      5) For-profit healthcare;
      6) Pharmaceuticals advertised directly to patients.
      Unprecedented:
      7) People storming the Capitol to take lawmakers hostage because they believe Trump's lies about the stolen election.
      More than that, I would have hoped the USA would have made more progress than it has.
      Yes, we may treat gay people better in general, but there's still massive violence against gays in this country.
      Yes, there may be fewer obviously racially-prejudiced laws, but the system is still stacked against anyone who is not white.

    • @thenaturalmidsouth9536
      @thenaturalmidsouth9536 Před rokem +5

      ​@kevinharker5983 actually, that IS the case. Centrist politics, like Rockefeller Republicans, would be considered left wing now.

  • @PaulCoughlan1
    @PaulCoughlan1 Před rokem +7

    This might be old, but I still have this emotion to protect Kate from any harm in the world.

  • @cuucnsbfl9913
    @cuucnsbfl9913 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Joe W. Says: Wow, I am thinking that I could Never Remember All of those Lyrics! Phenomenal!!!

  • @shawncarroll5255
    @shawncarroll5255 Před rokem +7

    "I am the very model of a modern Christian candidate..."
    Gilbert and Sullivan to Garfunkel & Oats - they are keeping the tradition!

  • @volfievolfie9079
    @volfievolfie9079 Před 3 lety +8

    I love these two

  • @BradB93
    @BradB93 Před 2 lety +5

    “The Bing of Bitcoin” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorrainehirsch
    @lorrainehirsch Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is my first time hearing this song, and I'm dazzled and elated!

  • @xagert9914
    @xagert9914 Před 2 lety +9

    This song is great. What fantastic writing!

  • @aowi7280
    @aowi7280 Před rokem +5

    Never date a musician. You will get skewered.

  • @miguelmrusso
    @miguelmrusso Před rokem +9

    This provoked the biggest laugh I had in months!! Thank you!

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem +2

      nothing funny was in this song. if you laughed it's because you wanted to hear someone agree with you over emotionally driven low information talking points
      for example mass shootings are at a 30 year low, we aren't seeing more of them we are seeing more news coverage

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve Před rokem

      @@007kingifrit and somehow america is the county with the most gun deaths in the world by a wide, WIDE margin! so wacky and silly

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem

      @@speeklymaeve actually untrue, adjusted for per capita america is ranked 12th in mass shootings, norway is #1

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve Před rokem

      @@007kingifrit america has 22x the gun death rate of the entire european union and 23x that of australia's

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem

      @@speeklymaeve that's not mass shootings though huh? most of our gun crime is the problem with the blacks shooting eachother.
      so it would be fair to say we have a black problem not a gun problem

  • @stevenhansen2766
    @stevenhansen2766 Před rokem +5

    It is amazing how they always think their triggering the libs when 99 percent of the time it only affects them, if it does its s fleeting thought until they bring it up again, then we realized how bad it affects them and it's twice as funny.

  • @RepublicansJugglingLs
    @RepublicansJugglingLs Před rokem +2

    Love the gun control joke. Even more relevant today 🤣

  • @thomasbeach5458
    @thomasbeach5458 Před rokem +4

    Love these two! And their singing is pretty good too!

  • @petermeichan3160
    @petermeichan3160 Před 3 lety +12

    left and wrong - awesome

  • @sonarharin3906
    @sonarharin3906 Před 2 lety +14

    sheer genius… love these two!

  • @alfonsomunoz4424
    @alfonsomunoz4424 Před rokem +8

    They must rehearse for HOURS. Great performance ladies.

  • @3421Smitty
    @3421Smitty Před 2 lety +6

    As a musician, republican, and someone who doesn't get offended, this was funny!

  • @franklinrogers6388
    @franklinrogers6388 Před rokem +1

    How can I find my glasses without my glasses? 💀☠️💀☠️💀

  • @paulmichael8796
    @paulmichael8796 Před rokem +3

    Absolutely. Brilliant.

  • @NWPaul72
    @NWPaul72 Před 3 lety +16

    Oh man I wish I could afford you two for my birthday party! So impressive, so funny.

  • @vorhese
    @vorhese Před 3 lety +9

    I love these ladies.

  • @josephbelisle5792
    @josephbelisle5792 Před rokem +2

    Talented. Brilliant. Clever. Each of your videos and songs are a joy to see and hear. Thank you.

  • @uncountedsurvivor9409
    @uncountedsurvivor9409 Před rokem +2

    BRILLIANT! I love these Women!

  • @Spidey7i
    @Spidey7i Před 5 měsíci +6

    I don't get why anyone would choose to believe that a political party allegiance is essential to their core identity. If that's you, regardless of which party you may support, you got played.

  • @markweinreb2807
    @markweinreb2807 Před 2 lety +4

    Hopefully both of you have hear of Tom Lehrer, one of my childhood idols. I know he's in his 90's but I'm sure he would have a kick listening to your music.

  • @jssherrard
    @jssherrard Před 3 lety +27

    I so thoroughly adore these two awesome human beings!!!

  • @nihilioellipsis
    @nihilioellipsis Před rokem +1

    They remind me a bit of the smothers brothers. they're very bold and amusing.

  • @matthewgordon3281
    @matthewgordon3281 Před rokem +2

    pure, unadulterated comedy and musical gold

  • @c.a.g.3130
    @c.a.g.3130 Před rokem +5

    The "Bing" of Bitcoin, as in: FTX???????? Good thing you didn't hitch your wagon to THAT star. If only they knew how that line would age.

  • @nacoran
    @nacoran Před 3 lety +15

    I can write a good blues song, but every time I try to write something political it comes off too heavy handed. I'm not sure if I get too invested in it or what. I can be snarky on politics, but when it comes to lyrics and snark I just don't have the magic touch.
    Thank you for doing what you do, and thanks for having points of view (and good ones at that!)

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck Před 2 lety +2

      Go and listen to Ministry, they're heavy handed but they get it right.

  • @ravenken
    @ravenken Před rokem +5

    You two are just plain awesome.

    • @007kingifrit
      @007kingifrit Před rokem

      were they? they had some lame music and said some factually inaccurate stuff

  • @uproar123
    @uproar123 Před 9 měsíci +2

    They are so f***ing brilliant.

  • @kmcg5817
    @kmcg5817 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Stellar!

  • @richardbatz873
    @richardbatz873 Před rokem +9

    The wonderfully crazy and zany logic of comedians I really love their unique perspective on things thanks for keeping us laughing