0:02 - Danny tops a spider 0:40 - “More severe punishment you say~” 1:37 - Bottom Danny threw up 2:16 - Bottom Danny’s gonna get punished~ 2:42 - WHAT ARE THE HORNY PEOPLE GONNA DO IN HORNY JAIL!? 3:09 - Chicken tender….chicken stri- 3:44 - New year’s kiss 4:37 - Witch and broom… hmmm 5:04 - Top Danny is sick~ 5:53 - Danny- it’s not a dog- 6:36 - What are we going to….do… 7:00 - “Don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you plan on putting it in my mouth” 7:35 - ✨My favorite TikTok✨ 8:05 - WHATS 2X3!?!? 8:49 - “Can….you give me a goodnight kiss? - wait now I’m just turned on” 9:45 - Bottom Danny wants to fight top Danny 10:27 - a pb…and BJ!?!? 11:05 - 70% of the human body is made of water~ 11:35 - “do I annoy you? Like do I annoy you at all? Like you’re sure not at all? I DONT ANNOY YOU RIGHT!?”
Lol anyone else realise this could be a cry for help? Like, a metaphor for the internal battle between him and his other personality, or him and the logical side of his brain? Like, it's a rly cool insight into how someone's mind works... Also pretty funny lol 🥰
4:38 Danny ruined my character before I being watched Danny x Danny Tiktok videos I saw him for 6 hours he’s wearing all black an emo 🖤 outfit to he’s to handsome
"i just didn’t get punished."
**intense staring contest**
"Well, you’re about to."
"YES- *AAAUUUREGGGHHH"*
True
“IT WILL BE MORE SEVEREEEEE!”
“More severe you say! 😳”
“Yes now quiet.”
“….HEY DANNY”
X D
Never laughed this hard in a long time! But low key it feels like Danny is just giving himself reasons to choke himself 🤣😂
*Hmmmmmmmmmm sus*
Whatchu mean by that 👀?
Frr
FRRRR
"What the fuck are you saying to that spider."
"I'm trying to lure it in the cup."
*Stares for 2 secs*
"Say it again."
🥵😏
Oh look at that- I’m suddenly a spider!! 😀
I laughed so hard at “what the fuck are you saying to that spider?”
I think a lot of the comments section suddenly wanted to be a spider lol
I love Danny vs Danny
or danny x danny 👀
@@lunartherat 👁👄👁 yes.
@@mutantofchaos3854 yes.
bro the "yes!" *gets choked* is the funniest thing lol
I really love Danny, but tbh Danny is my favorite.
I see what you’re saying about Danny, but Danny is still pretty good
@@iLoveBread_101nah.....I prefer Danny
@@Ace_ur_examsI mean true Danny is also a good one
8:04 : Plot twist: British Danny took all that time to figure out the problem and was working it out in his head.
You just know Danny would dominate himself if he could
I think he succeeded honestly if this video is any proof
@@Larsen_illustrations agreed and ty for responding
@@Lones_Cinema_Compendiumagreed
immaculate content, thank you
Love this relationship 😂
0:02 - Danny tops a spider
0:40 - “More severe punishment you say~”
1:37 - Bottom Danny threw up
2:16 - Bottom Danny’s gonna get punished~
2:42 - WHAT ARE THE HORNY PEOPLE GONNA DO IN HORNY JAIL!?
3:09 - Chicken tender….chicken stri-
3:44 - New year’s kiss
4:37 - Witch and broom… hmmm
5:04 - Top Danny is sick~
5:53 - Danny- it’s not a dog-
6:36 - What are we going to….do…
7:00 - “Don’t stick your tongue out at me unless you plan on putting it in my mouth”
7:35 - ✨My favorite TikTok✨
8:05 - WHATS 2X3!?!?
8:49 - “Can….you give me a goodnight kiss? - wait now I’m just turned on”
9:45 - Bottom Danny wants to fight top Danny
10:27 - a pb…and BJ!?!?
11:05 - 70% of the human body is made of water~
11:35 - “do I annoy you? Like do I annoy you at all? Like you’re sure not at all? I DONT ANNOY YOU RIGHT!?”
2:10
No one:
Me trying to shut my mind off so I can sleep
Help I find this rly funny because Nezuko *needs* sleep 😭
6:10 I HAVE THAT SHIRT
POV: Danny’s two brains cells fight
1:06 oh ma gawd- my kinks literally are literally going wild right now
“DONT YOU SEE IT DANNY THEIR GONNA FU-
Lol anyone else realise this could be a cry for help? Like, a metaphor for the internal battle between him and his other personality, or him and the logical side of his brain? Like, it's a rly cool insight into how someone's mind works... Also pretty funny lol 🥰
I'm pretty sure it's not, but okay :D
@@Larsen_illustrationsfr it’s not that deep
10:27 “MORE THEN *EVER* PLEASE HIT ME”
Are we not gonna talk about the “dog” part or we gonna ignore it?
exactly!
Bet it was a cat
It's a wolf
The sexual tension between himself is so funny
He hits different. Like really really different
Danny makes everybody laugh
Which one?🤨
@@0mikasa_ackerman0 all of them.
to sum it all up in one phrase...
"And that is how I met your Father"
I- can I just say “ w h y
@@alyssaknight9362 Danny x Danny cuz it just makes sense
Lol
This is perfection. The ride me and find out had me wheezing
why is danny v. danny the two halves of my brain all the time
delicious content 100% fine dining material
After the ‘2x3 incident’, I for real said, “Now, I’m afraid to ask you what’s 3+3 now.” 😂😂😂
DON'T YOU SEE IT, DANNY???
THEY'RE GONNA FU-
no-one:
literally no-one:
me: HOW IS HIS HAIR SO PERFECT?
idk man i think we're all thinking that :P
Danny: sit
Me: ?-sits-? damn I'm a simp-
I'm just laying down? Have been the entire time
4:19 oh my god..
1:37 2:16 3:44 my funny moments
we should name this danny being GAY🏳️🌈✨💅 for 12 minutes and 13 seconds🤣
Never simped so hard in me entire life. That’s a lie, but you get it
Thank you for uploading this. Helped a lot.🥰he is beautiful
MMMM DADDY
Started the video with dude successfully rizzing up a spider
THE "well now I'm not sleepy I'm just turned on" 😂😂😂
This made my head quiet, it's never been this quiet. This sounds like the echo and the endless thoughts in my head
Danny:shut up Danny it's nor a dog
Danny:wha-
These are the best oml, I haven't laughed like this in awhile and I'm only 3 mins in 🤣
Me after watching this video 0/////0
But…like…7:53.
😶☠️
The fucking boom scared me-
@@EverestStarshine1244I mean…. I felt something but it wasn’t fear. 😏 🧛♀️
Some people are calling danny cringe 💀
Half of those people are also the people who comments in his video "Hey daddy~" like huh???
They can think something is hot and cringy or just be joking about one comment, i think neither
Dude....villain and scary danny gotta be disrant cousins or SOMETHING
Danny:they're gonna F-
Danny.. its not a dog.
THEN WHAT ITS IT!?! A CAT!?! THERE IS A JOKE HERE I KNOW THERE IS! BUT ITS LIKE AN AIRPLANE! FLEW RIGHT OVER MY HEAD
It’s a human TvT
7:12 lmao ok I wouldn’t be against it😂
Love Danny!
The first one lol
I love danny phantom exe so much and video so funny love them of video.
You know what I never got as a child death. I want it now.
I never got an education
0:08 8:14
2:15 i didn't get dinosaur chicken nuggets 😔 Or a loving mother
🖤
Jokes on you i wasn't praise as a kid and now as i still don't want it as a adult
Hey Danny 😂
😂😂😂😂😂tfff MY STOMACH IS HAVING BUTTERFLIES I WATCHED TO MUCH GAY 😊STUFF
HELP!!!!!!!!!!and it is bad cause I understand all if not all most of it I am one of THE MOST dirty minded people in my school in 6 grade
Shhhhh you don't need to understand trust me
11:00.... WHAT?!👀👀👀
4:38 Danny ruined my character before I being watched Danny x Danny Tiktok videos I saw him for 6 hours he’s wearing all black an emo 🖤 outfit to he’s to handsome
Chapped lips anyone? 4:30
Ayo why do l hear daddy instead of danny😂😂😂
i dont understand pb
g one
Bj as in blow job💀💀
This is all just honry sh*post…
You don’t sound very mad tbh…
@@user-wy8sc9ts1g o uh.... *insert angry emotions* so angry... why didn't they post more!!!
@@elleoellem YUH YUH
@@user-wy8sc9ts1g YUH
Very entertaining i know
Cringe
Like your face mate
𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛