You Can't Cure Stupid | Enemy on Board
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
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All I want to do is a judgement call ;-;
stancat123 dont worry youll get to flip them over soon, promise
@@yazeedalsheikh2320 And Probally Accidentally Muder a few Innocent People too :DD
Your judgment calls have a 50/50 chance of working, its ok.
and...you have been judged
stancat123 they are really funny
Interesting that they paid you to play their game when you already played it for free. Giving back to a creator that brought visibility to their game (and probably quite a few people). I respect that.
They're really great guys and care a lot about this game
Kaif Yeah, I absolutely love watching your group play it and I bet they love it as well. Seeing their project bring laughs and smiles to everyone. They truly deserve it.
Kaif imma actually buy this game cuz of you. That’s the second game Kaif, one more strike and I’m gonna have to subscribe, and if you still keep making me laugh I’ll have to ask you if I can join SR recording sessions.
@@mythmakroxymore1670 Its free on steam.
699th like
Judgement call. The most cursed words in this game you can hear from Stan.
Korwin not only in this game. ALL GAMES!
Pretty much every social deception game
Only once has it ever worked.
*once*
@@FestiveRocket not literally once but it might as hell be once
Just Stan period
Kaif whenever he plays these games:
*B I G B R A I N T I M E*
One day they are gonna play dnd
Kaif is gonna be a yuan ti (eden snake) bard that exceeds in persuasion and deception
Stan is gonna be an half orc paladin (judgement) all because he is plain stupid and because half orcs are the most common murder hobos
Lil is gonna be a kobold ranger because rangers and kobolds only get fucked up in every single sense
Edit: about the kobold ranger
Rangers are fairly "restrict" (tell me a single ranger exclusive magic that doesnt involve arrows) into using a bow and is pretty much seeing as "lesser druids" (at least everywhere ive gone to is like that) and kobolds are one of the main enemies for "starters" pretty much being the scaly version of the goblin
Is Cali a Human Fighter because everyone forgets them until they need a meat shield?
Miguel Mialichi
Kobolds can actually be pretty good when they take advantage of pack tactics, and rangers are very versatile and have at least decent survivability.
I've played Ranger a few times, and was mvp of my group. Also, don't mess with Kobolds. One made my dragonborn barbarian blind with a pebble.
I want to see the slave raiders play dnd
@@worldeater2414 yup
Stan's aim is as accurate as his Judgement Calls
But at least his judgment calls kill people. Not the right people, but still people.
@@xbux18 But he did kill kaif so his aim is as accurate as his judgment calls
You frickin’ killed him dude!
Aimed to the wrong people
Well his aim is 100%... on the wrong person kek
Stan: jugment call
Everyone else: excute order 66
More like a baguette
@@vinster25crusader99 execute order baguette
@@richardtschiewe6737 if Kaif would wanted this 9999 bits if you ordered a 2 or 5 no 10 year of baguette
*Execute and Initiate Operation Baguette*
The leech line with Lil was just fantastic. Best play I have seen you do in this game.
Kaif is just too good at deception and persuasion to the point he fools a bard
I know right! That is why I enjoy watching him so much.
Great teamwork by Cali for following up Kaif’s risky play. Lil’s reaction was also so funny to me.
Stan is the wildcard of the gang. Really want to see him in DnD
I suddenly realize exactly how badly I need SR DnD
He will probably die while trying to sit on a chair
Kaif will probably end up playing a bard or rogue and just keeps rolling 20s on deception and persuasion
Bonus points if it was a tiefling (literal playable fiend) or yuan ti (snake people)
@@miguelmialichi6367 That's the most accurate description I've read lol. I can totally see that.
What's DnD?
3:09
The man behind the slaughter
I think u mean
The man infront the Homicide
This video was really funny, Gary did a good job on the script
I'll let him know you liked the script :D
True. Stan is unfixable. But that's why we love him
I think Stan got his shooting skills from a storm trooper. I mean like where’d he get his shooting certificate, the storm trooper academy?
Well stan hits his shots. It's just blue on blue...
at least stan's aim is cancer.
it kills people.
storm trooper's aim is cancer without the killing
a storm trooper's aim is good by comparison
"Two words. Say them and I'll hate you."
*judgment call*
"UGHHHHHH"
kaif : the game is now free
everyone: Y E S
Is it on android?
@@arifwibisana2723 Pc
@@alexmartinez4425 i hope that game was in android :(
noobmaster 65 it’s lowkey looks like a mobile game lol
What about Xbox?
Kaif I challenge you to make a whole video without getting MILDLY mad at Stan. Good luck
IMPOSSIBLE
You just have to imagine sooner or later when Stan says Judgement call, people are either going to rush to kill him, or scatter.
"Perk: See people below 20% HP on the minimap"
Me: downloading game intensifies
Kaif: Posts
Me: The fool has returned to feed me his effort
Saw the title.....
Everyone: what did Stan do this time?
Kaif is really good at this alien business... *Too Good*
I kid, he's just a clevar boi. lol
Intergalactic alien'ing
That big brain play on Lil was amazing.
Am I the only one that notices that every time Kaif is bad man and a infest doesnt tick on him while people are suss of him he says "I will take my fucking apology"
Yes.
I love how Kaif is the only smart one in the whole group lol
Sadly there's no anti kaif card yet
Hey Sazar is pretty damn good too, remember that among us play where he was like F it, vote me out and Ill win the game.
@@watyhu99 Sazar, Kaif and Ben (could be more, but these i remember now) are the best Among Us players. Too good that they start getting voted out easily, because the others are too paranoid of them. And so many times Sazar has won as impostor too.
@@mintylynava and then there are the fools like Lily, Stan, Rob and Will who are like the worst players lol
Sadly Glen joined xD
no one
literally no one
Stan: so any way, I started blasting
Stan: Boticus Supreme
10:58
I like how no one pointed out that Kaif is also on both lists
it's like
Kaif, Cali, Stan
+
Kaif, Stan, Daz
=
[REDACTED] or Stan
7:45 Kaif be like: Somebody call an ambulance! But not for me * transforms *
10:10 they thought you are stuck with them,no,they are stuck with you
ive been watching most of the vods and stuff, and then went back to watch all the WoW stuff and its like, watching the video where the notification sound comes from is kinda surreal, you ever think back on that kind of stuff kaif?
The Stan meme at the start isn't just for judgment calls, its just stan in general against innocents.
Kaif, you are a mastermind when it comes to Trust or No Trust games. In Among Us, Enemy on Board, and other games, you can convince people to get the traitor or protect yourself by lying to them.
First thing i hear is already funny, i am going to enjoy this
Kaif has been sponsored by Wind and water. All we need is fire and earth
Lil and Stan: whatever the opposite of the dream team is
I literally watched the entire VOD before this. But its still fun to watch your misadventures.
4 years later and still top tier
Lil: We dont talk about that.
Me: Well that's going to be all over the reddit page
rip xD
Stan: Proceed *Judgement call*
Everyone in the game: Ah shit, here we go again
The beginning is really good with Stan’s judgment calls
Social deception games: *exist*
Kaif: "it's free real estate"
SPEECH 100
Kaif is the king of deception and trickery.
if he was in a castle's dungeon, he could probably convince the smartest guard to let him free without the king's consent
You can't cure my crippling depression neither.
If I ever get into a game with Kaif. The first person I am blaming is HIM. "Its Kaif. ITS ALWAYS KAIF!!!"
Honestly, some more enemy on board content would be great, but at the end of the day that’s up to you
OH BABY A TRIPLE!
If Stan makes a judgement call against you all you have to say is just ‘if in doubt, vote Stan out!’
Everyone else is playing tic-tac-toe while Kaif is playing 5D Chess
That laugh at 8:00 tho
Honestly, I may get hate for this, but I love Kaif most of all, I don't understand why, I just think he's just, the best. I enjoy all his videos, if he sees this, I hope he keeps on with his streaming career. It brings so much joy to my life. Thank you Kaif.
THE TOP MEME IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GOD DAMN LIFE DUDE
3:14 OH BABY A TRIPLE OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Stan: I got deranked guys Big upset
Me:"Wheeze"
I got to play it when it was in Alpha, and if it weren't for you Kaif I wouldn't have found this gem of a game. Thank you :)
Stan Is the epitome of high precision, non-existent accuracy.
Kaif in-game is like the genius and the bully combined.
Kaif is the champion of Enemy on board
I love how the Game changed the Alien selection numbers after Stan figured out that bug
Then the developers are really watching Kaif
Whenever Kaif is an alien he successfully gets someone killed he says “I will accept my fucking apology!”
Poor stan get rekted everytime someone has the chance but let's be honest, we all know that Stan's judgement calls are the mvp
At 4:45 clip i legit was convinced even tho i knew he was the alien
stan: so anyway i started judgement callin'
This game is no longer an online game, now its a party game
Did you know that he plays for fun? I noticed Kaif was on the review section for Enemy on Board in my recommended games, so I clicked on his profile and he was playing Among Us! Good to know he has a life.
Kaif's too good at these games. He could probably talk his way out of being charged for diamond theft with his fingerprints only on the diamonds.
Everytime i rewatch these videos, i become certain kaif deserves an oscar
Stan is when you wanna be infected/alien but you're human
As someone once said, "You don't argue with an idiot. You point and laugh at them."
I never realised what potential for making videos like that this game has
I might have never played the game, but Kaif's judgments are amazing. The outcomes of his actions seem to always be of benefit to him in the end.
I remember watching Cali's stream and just seeing the pure disappointment in his eyes when Kaif got the triple kill
Well done stan u are recruited....
To be the new member of strom trooper.
Probably the only one who might know of this, but i saw a new beta of the next SCP lab update, 096 got a good buff, but thats all the video showed, if anyone wants me to share it im fine
'
"I may have killed ____" Is starting to be stan's catch phrase and I don't know how you should feel about that
Stan: so anyways I started blasting
If Stan watches the video and sees the perk that you used to find him as the alien, its gonna be a fun day to listen Stan rant on about how broken that is. XD
Wow, got sponsored for a game you guys were already playing. Noice.
Also good on you for using electro swing background music now, those are always good stuff
Also also, wow Kaif is a god
That meme at the beginning🤣🤣🤣
Last time i was this early, my parents were at my birth
Aye another amazing video
STANS HAD ENOUGH HE NEEDS A VACATION OR SOMETHING AHHHH
Kaif (I don't remember which video it was): How does one alien win against 3 cyborgs? They don't.
0:05 Me: Clearly, Stan doesn't remember the message.
Also, Kaif at 3:00: wins in a 1v3 battle (granted not cyborg vs. alien but still worth mentioning).
I've watched this video 5 times now just to see lil and Stan get killed
Big braining it by leech linning Lil was perfect
I miss this game so much
So, Kaif. I have a Game that has a Huge storyline, And dead multiplayer. Its called CRYSIS - There are 3 Chapters ( 3 Games ) It has a heartbreaking storyline, incredible soundtrack, best gameplay, even graphics! This game is old, but its GOLD.
When in doubt vote Stan out
Now it's when Stan is scared he shoots either kaif or lily
3:00 triple kill
You can't Cure stupid,
but you can Cure *bored times*
Kaif is smartest in the group change my mind
That big brain play on lil XD
The fre h hoh hoh no cyborg core for u
10:56 it went on me Cali and Stan then me Stan and daz. Then it shows Stan but your up there twice too
Love these! Good stuff bro. Miss your scp vids :(
Cleanest outro song btw.
Kaif, do ya think Niko's max hp will go back to 60 if it was raised by Otto's Bedside Manner perk?
I think you should try it next time.
just to let you know kaif they are updating 096 so he can now open gates by holding right click
KAIF VIDEOOOO
Also in the video Lil didn't know how to get out of alien chat and later found it was shift
i'm glad that i got closed beta access while it lasted
anyway great content man
nice that you used the new progression system
Kaif: trys to kill stan nomater waht
Stan:🌚 kaif way