Things are getting weird fast in Norway
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- Nick and Malena cooking a very big fish in the kitchen!
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Bjørn the type of guy just to have a fish beheading axe laying around 💀
I mean... he do be fishing a lot
@@brandingald177 he’s literally a fisherman
its just a axe
BJORN IS SUCH A GIGACHAD
Yahoooooo
2:23
geega chad
Bjorn is legit a man of men.
Malena is just built different.
its called not being an american
You guys are so happy in Norway. I think you guys should spend at least a month a year there.
Norway doesnt have whataburger
Americans aren't built to survive outside their country for too long
@@Wiz00445 Exactly. It could also force Nick to purge himself of his unhealthy eating habits for some time. Since he has absolutely zero self-control to willingly eat healthy.
@@Jobe-13 agree, you should eat less. Run boy, run
@@badoem5353 True TrollDespair
That cats tail go crazy, looks like a little palm tree.
LMAO I love Bjorn so much!
He's got the GIGACHAD name, he just comes in all smiling wiggling an axe, gettin' 'er done, and walks away.
Truly an inspiration for all.
2:28 when the geared guy enters the raid
😂😂😂😂
Big up to Björn
Absolute gigachad
Dude’s such a cool guy
Going to Norway is Nick's version of "Get Out"
Or Midsommar.
Malena is a real one damn. Nick is a baby
Who caught the fish tho
Dang such a big piece of meat. It clearly showed that she was handling big meat for the first time
Lmao god damn it bjorn
I love this guy
i love how nick contemplated to smack malenas behind right after that high five at the end but remembered hes live
5:11 Maaaan, Malena just looks soooo good with that smile wth :x
I hate how he uses ketchup exclusively, like nothing else is even in consideration. There are 10+ better sauces for fries and everything else than fuckin' KETCHUP AAAAH NICK
Fuckin weirdo
I admit i am a manchild but when i watch nick i feel like i am a gigachad, its just a fish omg.
Idc if this parasocial I’m high key proud of Nick for touching the fish even a little
Thats some good fish. Malena is a top chef.
malena going full viking on that fish head was enthralling i could not look away
That's how you know Menalda is a keeper 😂 11:02
Malena going in on that fish was the hottest thing I've ever seen... I guess my priorities have changed with age.
1:55 coolest thing nick has ever said.
Bonesaw is ready had me dying 😂😂 ...now i feel old
And the tooth-fairy is real.. Dude you actually believe that? Crabs live in water that is right above freezing, literally 1 degree Celsius. LOL
put the fish head on your pillow for when he wakes up.
I loved the Bonesaw reference do it often
Bro malena' such a badass.
And nick is a 👶🏼
Might be the best looking thing Malena has cooked on stream
Didnt they also forget to season the fish the last time they did this?😂
Bro is such a coward, can catch the fish but can't gut it. What a man.
bjorn with the fucking axe
Bjorn alt spotted
"can you handle this meat" i liked the original video title
Fish that big, could probably feed you for a lifetime. Guess you don’t have to go home. Better get Buddy and Kevin tickets 😀
Malena is the man of this relationship, that head removal was gruesome.
When she gives you a fish head you know she's the one.
I've heard they will add Bjorn in the next God of War.
As an african men I feel sad for u Nick
Tough times create strong men, strong men create easy times. Easy times create soy men, soy men create tough times
The cycle of life
I dunno how many ignorant incels I’ve seen say the same thing.
There is NO such thing as "way too much lemon." I ut enough that the fish can swim again. Also that fried fish looks delicious.
i cannot tell if he is trolling but holy if he isnt. God help us
"There's someone in chat whose job it is to fillet fish." Yup, I worked doing just that for a few years in a fish market and in restaurants. It is not done by machine. It may be the last job on Earth that AI won't be doing in a few years. I've been a writer for many years, but I could still fillet that fish quite easily if I were there.
Fucking Bjorn jumps in with an axe
The fish looked really great, and the food was just delicious.
The Fish Head Is Like A Reference In Vinland Saga(King Canute)
Malena just has to "somehow lose" Nicks passport and never find it again :^)
Chill out “gone girl “
12:20 shaking LOL
hahaha loving these Bjorn edits
Don't worry Nick she isn't doing right at all. Love you guys.. So where is the real wedding? Norway or Texas?
2:09 that sound...
I made a bet with my Friend that if nick actually touched the fish that I would have gifted 500 subs 🤣🤣
thats the most tasty lookin fish ive ever seen
This how rich kid grow up, he's in his 30s
HAHAH Brother hates the Norwegian fish...groooosss
I need an axe.
Both, there are machines that fillete fish and it can be done by hand. Humans are just as fast as machines if they have proper training. Should not take more than 10 seconds to cut the fish :D On the fishing boat I worked at we had machines but it was kind of faster to do it by hand. But much easier to do it with machine xD
Title used to say "Nick has had enough of Norway " The Censorship is real LUL
Bjorn is the Hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
The movie fyi was Spider-Man with Toby McGuire
Malena is so cool
Malena is a boss 😂
widepeepoLaffen
Carbon Steel straigt to bone, are savior
nick looks great with those glasses
Bro, you forgot the vinegar
nick spent his last bit of testosterone in this squeeze 11:00
Do you guys know you had the best stream of 2023?
so much cope at the end
also move there seems nice
I fucking love Bjorn. 😂
Love this content
thank you for keeping dandruff references to minimum. i have dinner to this DansGame
imagine them going into the fitness route, they would find so much more enjoyment into their lifes, nobody can ever imagine
Did he just ate fish with ketchup…. He is such an American 😂
😍 Nice video! I have a funny request, is it possible that you realize a new video where malena make a funny hairstyle on a boy hair ( mohawk or spike ? ) With gel!
It will be very cool! Thank you
Drinking Grøn Tuborg 🇩🇰 Cheers from Denmark! 😎
Nick should go swimming at a certain time
So when is the marriage
does anyone know what fish is it? white meat like that I would say cod, but I am no fisherman..
It's not obvious who wears the pants in this relationship
why not cook the fish head. ibve heard the cheek meat is one of the best parts of the fish
Fish heads generally have a stronger flavour then the rest of the body and are great to make stews or soups with.
You can also make broth with the head.
The cat is so faaat
02:23
anyone know what kind of cat that is?
I swear to god Nick is better playing all this for his stream to be entertaining otherwise holly fuck he asking to get bullied and that's coming from someone that got bullied 😂
it would be funny to make a compilation of Nick acting like a soy boy for 10 min straight (you probably have material for multiple sequels 🤣)
Nick Pollock
No shot that fish was scaled properly
they removed the skin anw
It must be so weird knowing your girl was/is obsessed with your best friend and that she'd prob leave him for chance The very Second he gave her the option.. lul
jesus christ. im actually getting mad over how soy nick is being over a fucking dead fish.
idk if nicks reaction to the fish head is genuine or for viewer reaction but it pisses me off lmao
What kind of fish is that?
Nick, tell Malena that USA have EXTREMELY fresh fish...USA has restaurants that have life fish trucked into their kitchens alive in fresh salt water vats still swimming and they kill it right before they cook it. It is AS FRESH as anything in Norway. There are PLENTY of places like it and even in Austin. She has a mental block I know and she probably will never admit it, but she would love the fish at some fine seafood places. I always laugh when she acts like the fish in Norway is more fresh than anywhere else LUL
Also you two should travel to Alaska as well super fresh fish there and many places on the EAst Coast...I am sure Malena saw a tiktok somewhere that said fish caught on the USA coast have some weird things in them.....its false...just as fresh as anything in Norway, and as clean....just stay away from the HUGE cities coast lines which is about 95% of the coast line that is not near big cities and very fresh sea water.
America has excellent cuisine, if you avoid the chain restaurants. But fish is definetly not one of them. Norwegian that lived in the US for a year.
@@tony_1980 I'd assume you would have to go to a coastal area to get properly fresh fish in the US.
can someone explain the kids joke? malena doesnt want kids?
Idk how she manages to stay with him and be sane, I would've waterboarded him after 2 days.
Malena looks like hailee Steinfeld
I miss the days when she had dark eyebrows
Today Nick learned that pollock tastes like absolutely nothing and that's why it's so cheap ;)
what type of fish is that ?
Sei in Norwegian. Pollock
chat what kind of fish is that
cant tell with a 100% accuracy , but it looks like a norwegian cod.
It's a Pollachius virens, also known as saithe, wich is closely related to the pollock in America
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Is the fem boy act for the stream or is it how he really acts?
Batter needs msg