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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2021
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Komentáře • 256

  • @jloudy
    @jloudy Před 2 lety +783

    I use the stalk on the left side of the steering wheel all the time to flash my lights at all the slowpokes in front of me and occasionally that strange blinking warning light comes on. If anyone knows what that's for ...

    • @TravisClan
      @TravisClan Před 2 lety +16

      Maybe you were flashing someone for too long?

    • @trx259
      @trx259 Před 2 lety +73

      it means that engine is overheating. try to flash people less so your tire pressure is the same as amount of rust on your rear left fender, hope that helps. 🙂

    • @thedsmbroadway3780
      @thedsmbroadway3780 Před 2 lety +26

      @@trx259 holy fuck my brain hurts after reading that🤣🤣 too much to take in

    • @madloop3217
      @madloop3217 Před 2 lety +5

      You need blinker fluide

  • @swatty7iron
    @swatty7iron Před 2 lety +180

    THE POWER OF TURN SIGNALS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF TURN SIGNALS COMPELS YOU!!!

    • @ruxxei
      @ruxxei Před 8 měsíci +2

      Remember

  • @exyl_sounds
    @exyl_sounds Před 2 lety +25

    lmao im dying

  • @lilcaesars100
    @lilcaesars100 Před 2 lety +39

    You forgot shaking the steering wheel to release anti theft so you can turn the key😂😂

  • @revmartin2981
    @revmartin2981 Před 2 lety +37

    What if you are in Tesla 😆.. Car will drive you to the service center without ur permission 😂

    • @nikoarc420
      @nikoarc420 Před 5 měsíci +1

      backseat of tesla are very comfy for sex :D

  • @johnbmailer
    @johnbmailer Před 2 lety +297

    This video is perfection!

    • @factology6161
      @factology6161 Před 2 lety +6

      What does it mean?

    • @seththompson1058
      @seththompson1058 Před 2 lety +2

      @@factology6161 if you don't know, you shouldn't be watching this

    • @factology6161
      @factology6161 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seththompson1058 just tell man

    • @seththompson1058
      @seththompson1058 Před 2 lety

      @@factology6161 no way

    • @attilabenedek15
      @attilabenedek15 Před rokem +1

      ​@@factology6161 so basically people are making jokes about bmw drivers because they dont use turn signals most of the time

  • @hoosiernative9668
    @hoosiernative9668 Před 2 lety +138

    When my brothers/dad get in mine with me. It always makes me chuckle when they say “hey your check engine light is on”. I just tell them don’t worry when it’s on it’s always on, worry when it starts blinking and the car does nothing 😅😭

  • @lndhsjgdnwnkshsonfc9364
    @lndhsjgdnwnkshsonfc9364 Před 2 lety +13

    this should be in a top ten perfectly cut screams

  • @carfan6466
    @carfan6466 Před 2 lety +58

    I miss my 3 series. The sound of the door opening!!

  • @Lasertrac
    @Lasertrac Před 2 lety +50

    Your viewers love you Jake. You may not be as polished as some of the others but you're definitely a diamond in the rough

    • @sicilyny5375
      @sicilyny5375 Před rokem

      We need auto humor.. well overdue.😸

  • @micho_3715
    @micho_3715 Před 2 lety +19

    Don’t worry. The service engine light is on cus his self lubricating chassis is low on lubricant. Just top it off my guy. 👍

  • @rpavlik1
    @rpavlik1 Před 2 lety +33

    You got a nice extended shout out on the Car Wizard's channel yesterday, as the only person who maintains that model of BMW 😁

  • @jkholley1118
    @jkholley1118 Před 2 lety +9

    Lmao, seems fitting after the Car Wizards shout out, lol.

  • @Keyosu
    @Keyosu Před 2 lety +3

    I’ll have you know I always use my signal 😂

  • @giuseppetaurino5002
    @giuseppetaurino5002 Před 2 lety +6

    The Car Wizard likes this!

  • @pablopicaro7649
    @pablopicaro7649 Před 2 lety +3

    BMW dealer prep removes fuse to those scary blinky things. Somebody accidentally reinstalled fuse.

  • @parisraphaelxavier2800
    @parisraphaelxavier2800 Před 3 měsíci

    The way he scream when he signal😂😂

  • @24RRTouring
    @24RRTouring Před 2 lety +3

    Ahahahahahah, I was behind a guy in a BMW yesterday...guess what? lol

  • @webguy943
    @webguy943 Před 2 lety +3

    I get it cuz bmw owners never use the turn signal cuz theyre scared of it. 🤣

  • @TheFalseProdigy
    @TheFalseProdigy Před 2 lety +12

    Omg, underappreciated asf, I love this so much

  • @mikem5922
    @mikem5922 Před 2 lety +7

    Gold!!!

  • @jeronescutt5017
    @jeronescutt5017 Před 8 měsíci

    BMW nightmare turn signals 😂

  • @jeremyyarbrough4714
    @jeremyyarbrough4714 Před 2 lety +1

    Kinda expected something like this after Wizards video 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @asharanitoppo401
    @asharanitoppo401 Před 2 lety

    Car is saying : Just get out 🤣

  • @ziggi4800
    @ziggi4800 Před 2 lety +2

    Can’t believe my man Jake got 4 million views on BMW Blinker Joke

  • @corbingreiner9879
    @corbingreiner9879 Před 2 lety +7

    Poor Jake. On the flip side his Buick turn signal has been blinking since 1999. lol

  • @antekpistola6065
    @antekpistola6065 Před 2 lety

    Their dashboard is lighting like a christmas tree

  • @SixWheelsDown
    @SixWheelsDown Před 2 lety +1

    there's Lynch, Scorcesse, and now there's Jake.

  • @Craig-wp3pz
    @Craig-wp3pz Před 2 lety +7

    'Kin perfect statement!!!!!
    Bang on

  • @MRUTYU-n-J
    @MRUTYU-n-J Před 2 lety

    BMW : SHEAR
    DRIVING
    PLEASURE

  • @Ahmed-hw2ni
    @Ahmed-hw2ni Před 2 lety

    In our region they say:
    "Buy a Tow-Truck before you buy a BMW ."

  • @GabrielleJohnDomangcas
    @GabrielleJohnDomangcas Před 2 měsíci

    The Service engine light lights to remind you there is still an engine in the car

  • @mulsannestraight
    @mulsannestraight Před 2 lety

    Its rare for BMW owners to experience this green warning light

  • @fvwp
    @fvwp Před 2 lety

    That's exactly how it happens 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alihaider177
    @alihaider177 Před 2 lety

    BMW owner described is equal to Rickshaw drivers & bikers here !!!

  • @Dabodizafa
    @Dabodizafa Před 2 lety +3

    ...or any driver in Louisiana. 🤣😂🤣

  • @BrianChristopherFranco

    And shit like this.... Is why I love your channel!

  • @enchufe2610
    @enchufe2610 Před 2 lety

    I am like that sometimes, im not gonna lie 🤣🤣

  • @bosgaurus1
    @bosgaurus1 Před 2 lety +34

    I love this video! I had to share it with a Brit friend who owns a rebuilt M3. :D

  • @SmellyKegs
    @SmellyKegs Před 2 lety

    Almost right, mines a push start.

  • @kavindamalwalage5290
    @kavindamalwalage5290 Před 2 lety +1

    Engine light was giving me light all the time ❤ I drove miles with it. Miss ya man🥺

  • @dave11686
    @dave11686 Před 2 lety +2

    This was awesome!

  • @following81800
    @following81800 Před 2 lety

    ... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 It is really fact, i thought i am alone with my bmw f30 with this phobia.. 😂

  • @sidhumoosewalafan1837
    @sidhumoosewalafan1837 Před 2 lety +1

    Amazing it works world records 2022

  • @gonia24
    @gonia24 Před 2 lety +1

    That's amazing. Same issue in Poland, non of BMW use Blinkers

  • @markarnold8160
    @markarnold8160 Před 2 lety +1

    That must be a top of the range model as its fitted with indicators. I wonder if the lights actually work too 🤔

  • @Symbu
    @Symbu Před 2 lety

    The Car Wizard likes your BMW.

  • @babybomb-ju4fh
    @babybomb-ju4fh Před 2 lety +1

    Mercedes/Audi BE LIKE:

  • @anirudhvijayakumar6353

    Soo relatable 🤣

  • @shawnclark3892
    @shawnclark3892 Před 2 lety

    E39 owner here , don't think my car even has that so called "blinker"

  • @KaiThaFloof
    @KaiThaFloof Před 9 měsíci

    You forgot to mention the part where it doesn’t start because the starter is broke

  • @kettudafoxyfox2351
    @kettudafoxyfox2351 Před 2 lety

    Best video I’ve seen yet!

  • @Mcbrand67
    @Mcbrand67 Před 2 lety +4

    This was very funny!

  • @TravisClan
    @TravisClan Před 2 lety +1

    That was pretty funny!!!

  • @Wavelover33
    @Wavelover33 Před 2 lety

    If I’m in the fast lane and a bmw is behind me I never pull over.

  • @ShivamSingh-nq4dh
    @ShivamSingh-nq4dh Před 2 lety

    Such a smooth start 👌👌👌

  • @thorstenf7373
    @thorstenf7373 Před 2 lety +1

    😂😂😂👍

  • @madloop3217
    @madloop3217 Před 2 lety

    Simple fix... add blinkers fluid

  • @Qwakkeddup
    @Qwakkeddup Před 2 lety

    Just woke up, clicked on video, stared at screen for a minute... LMFSO after my brain caught up.

  • @megalodon5185
    @megalodon5185 Před 2 lety

    You forgot the bit where they overtake a cyclist on a blind corner without giving them any room

  • @mohammedadilkhalifa
    @mohammedadilkhalifa Před 2 lety +1

    Wow. How do so many people agree that bmw drivers don’t like using turn signals?!!

  • @sulafpv
    @sulafpv Před 2 lety +3

    Это у него люксовая комплектация, с поворотниками

  • @trololazore
    @trololazore Před 2 lety +1

    330i zhp!? Oof how I miss the crayon smell

  • @Alps6408
    @Alps6408 Před 2 lety

    Sums up the life of every BMW owner, the more lights we have the better! But those flashing indicators? Fucking hell.

  • @Buttyshag
    @Buttyshag Před 2 lety +3

    Pahahahahahaha! I use the indicators all the time on my Beemers, because they are the only bit that isn’t broken....

  • @user-rh4fc2dg8e
    @user-rh4fc2dg8e Před 2 lety

    I just got a check engine light on today.... And fixed it today.

  • @mitchellbarnow1709
    @mitchellbarnow1709 Před 2 lety +10

    You scared 😱 the crap out of me Jake! I loved it, because you discovered the long forgotten BMW turn signals!

  • @RobbieHerrera
    @RobbieHerrera Před 2 lety

    BEST! 😂

  • @chakkappazhamthugs150
    @chakkappazhamthugs150 Před 2 lety

    100%%% TRUE

  • @Edwin-km4xk
    @Edwin-km4xk Před 2 lety

    Just got a check engine light yesterday 😅

  • @abdurakhimovabrorbek3498

    As always the check button is on and the fuel is too low😂

  • @jfv65
    @jfv65 Před 2 lety

    Got to be the blinkerfluid-level-low light, right? Right?😉

  • @curtssallee9807
    @curtssallee9807 Před 2 lety

    GANG 4 LIFE

  • @turner4243
    @turner4243 Před 2 lety

    I knew something to do with the check engine light would be involved.

  • @lysajane3643
    @lysajane3643 Před 2 lety

    Short and Sweet!!!

  • @jean-marcandjoshua-petsjournal

    Hilarious and true!

  • @ghouloh4518
    @ghouloh4518 Před 2 lety

    Most definitely forgot traction control off

  • @Limitedsharesz
    @Limitedsharesz Před 2 lety

    I drive 36yrs old bmw e30 , that moment when the inspection bar turn red XDDDD like that car projected to die long long ago but still lives

  • @robertedwards1342
    @robertedwards1342 Před 2 lety

    Most drivers today have no idea what that is(it's a turn signal people use it)

  • @jkrider6480
    @jkrider6480 Před 2 lety

    Manual bmw.... It's damn bro my dream

  • @hvacrmike
    @hvacrmike Před 2 lety +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CactusBoi420
    @CactusBoi420 Před 2 lety

    My service engine light turns on every now and then I totally get this vid 🤣
    Knock sensor;faulty );

  • @vinotheprince
    @vinotheprince Před 2 lety +1

    If it is Tesla, automatically it will take you to garage by switching to autopilot mode.
    It's
    Bmw so only blinking indicator

  • @justinrichmond5126
    @justinrichmond5126 Před rokem

    Excellent lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺

  • @gyishin
    @gyishin Před 2 lety

    I know exactly what my check engine light is for. It goes away sometimes. But won't break my car.

  • @paulmartin5412
    @paulmartin5412 Před 2 lety

    Sad but so true 😭

  • @thethomasj1795
    @thethomasj1795 Před 2 lety

    I thought that stalk on the lefthand side was to hang air fresheners.

  • @kevinalexander92
    @kevinalexander92 Před 2 lety

    True!

  • @kaaposavolainen9653
    @kaaposavolainen9653 Před 2 lety

    BMW biltema Motor works😂😂

  • @marioturkalj3126
    @marioturkalj3126 Před 2 lety

    Brutal.😂Bmw power.😎💪

  • @MrMikeT89
    @MrMikeT89 Před 2 lety +2

    Lmao

  • @tommyreazy
    @tommyreazy Před 2 lety

    I'd be more freaked out that the steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car😣

  • @mrstariqtariq2247
    @mrstariqtariq2247 Před 2 lety

    I love this car

  • @gemballacirrus
    @gemballacirrus Před 2 lety

    LOL!! AWESOME!

  • @fivehobbies
    @fivehobbies Před 2 lety

    As a bmw owner I can confirm there's nothing scarier than a turn signal

    • @darrend2035
      @darrend2035 Před 2 lety

      I’m a Bmw owner lol , I don’t understand this ????

    • @fivehobbies
      @fivehobbies Před 2 lety

      @@darrend2035 there's a stereotype the bmw owners never use turn signals

  • @chuck1011212
    @chuck1011212 Před 2 lety

    So funny! haha.

  • @rokasgrigas932
    @rokasgrigas932 Před 2 lety

    Ahhh yes, how original

  • @user-eb7iq6ew1s
    @user-eb7iq6ew1s Před 9 měsíci

    How original, bravo

  • @saltofsolomon2454
    @saltofsolomon2454 Před 2 lety +2

    Comedy

  • @zero-s5332
    @zero-s5332 Před 2 lety

    BMW owners be like:
    I fear no man
    But that thing
    **Turn Signal Lights**
    _It scares me_