Mario: Vibing with the catchy music. Peach: Posing for the 20th Instagram photo today! Luigi: *i have no friends* Toad: Has the face of someone who’s ready to blow up an orphanage. Koopa: ....help me.... Yoshi: Is your blood sweet like honey? I can’t wait to find out. Donkey Kong JR: Happy Happy Joy Joy! Bowser: *I WILL DESTROY ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!* Bowser’s kart: Well, I mean you’ve kinda already started that.
Everyone: racing Luigi: [Depression] Toad: *I have been sentenced to life in prision due to commiting an unspecified number of war crimes in Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia between the years 1995 and 2001*
Fun fact: in the original story, it's because they had multiple meetings and eventually the Prince decided to try to stop her from running away at midnight again by putting tar on the stair steps Home Alone-style, causing her shoe to come off.
In Super Mario World, Green Yoshi has green skin, but orange gloves, brown shoes and a brown saddle. In Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2, Green Yoshi's gloves were removed to match its current appearance. From www.mariowiki.com/Green_Yoshi
Jesse Thompson The artwork for Super Mario World never portrayed Yoshi with orange gloves. The sprite doesn’t even look like it has orange gloves; just orange arms. I think it was nothing more than a colouring error, similar to Link’s hair being pink in A Link to the Past.
Mario: normal Peach: ???? Luigi: *depression* Toad: looks just like the original Koopa Troopa: normal but fat Yoshi: *You like krabby patties don't you koopa?* Donkey Kong Jr.: having the time of his life Bowser: *ANGERY* Bowser's car: suffering oh god someone help it
Mario: *just racing* Peach: *annoys or bothers Luigi* Luigi: *depression* Toad: *does the same as Mario* Koopa: *scared* Yoshi: *tries to eat koopa* DK JR: *rides kart with his feet* Bowser: *is either mad or triggered*
Mario: lets a go! Peach: _hecc you luigi_ Luigi: **sad Luigi noises** Toad: I’m the *best* Koopa: Mom come pick me up I’m scared Yoshi: _by the end of today I will eat you_ Donkey Kong: **way too happy** Bowser: my kart is too small Bowser’s Kart: *end me*
everyone else: _havin a crazy ol time in the race_ Luigi: ...if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat, will it land on it's feet or buttered side down...?
Everyone (but Bowser lol): racing and having a good time Luigi: Why do people use the word “buddy” or “pal” as an insult to make you mad when that’s usually something that you’d call your friends?
why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one-
“Most towels are made of 100 percent cotton. While it's true that after a shower you have eliminated most of the germs and dirt from your skin, the process of rubbing a towel against the body rubs off dead skin that sticks to the moist towel... The lack of ventilation and circulation led to mildew and smelly towels.” -Google Just putting this here in case anyone was actually wondering
Mario: YEEEH PARTE TAIM Peach: Go away you BASTARD Luigi: Depression, a state of low mood and aversion to activity, can affect a person's thoughts, behavior, tendencies, feelings, and sense of well-being. Symptoms of the mood disorder is marked by sadness, inactivity, difficulty in thinking and concentration and a significant increase/decrease in appetite and time spent sleeping. A great deal of people also have feelings of dejection, hopelessness, and sometimes suicidal tendencies. It can either be short term or long term depending on the severity of the person's condition. A depressed mood is a normal temporary reaction to life events, such as the loss of a loved one. It is also a symptom of some physical diseases and a side effect of some drugs and medical treatments. Depressed mood may also be a symptom of some mood disorders such as major depressive disorder or dysthymia. Toad: i don giv a fuck im a fucking food Koopa Troopa: *Why is a fucking dinasaur trying to eat me* Yoshi: C o m e H e r e DK JR: YEEEEEEE I DONT HAVE A PROTECTION WHILE DRIVING A KART YEEEEEEEEE Bowser: *_Wtf did you all of you_*
Johnny Johnny He's sick and tired of 1 of 2 things: 1) Being in last. 2) Donkey Kong Junior's arm bumping into Bowser's face. And it's making him snap!
Everyone: ignorance is a bliss Luigi: My Weegee army is growing exponentially. Gooigi mutated. It was all a mistake. Everyone will die and there is nothing anyone can do about it. I doomed us all...
Such a nostalgic sound. I wish Bowser was spinning round and round while still somehow moving forward like the characters who get the last few spots do.
Fun Fact: Donkey Kong Jr. was chosen instead of Donkey Kong in the original Super Mario Kart because of the white t-shirt he wears. The white t-shirt on his character sprite allows him to be recognized from far away in the track, instead of looking like a brown lump had he not have the shirt, like Donkey Kong.
Me classroom summed up: Mario: The kid who is chill and just, goes, quite popular Peach: The bossy nerd girl who bosses everyone like the boss of bosses who boss the bossy bosses Luigi: the kid most easily bossed around Toad: Happy to be a sidekick of the popular one Koopa troopa: the kid who is easily threatened Yoshi: the bully who never gets in trouble Dk Jr: the kid who is overexcited about school Bowser: the kid who has been in school for 5 seconds.
Idk which one I am, but I may be luigi, I’m kinda sad most of the time and I now have (mostly) fake friends and the worst friends ever :b besides I got peach classmates (who are “my friends”) they boss me but I don’t want to show them a lesson, I’m scared cuz I may get expelled Ya know when bullies bully u? Well someone trowed me into a wall (witch maked my back hurt for a day) and I just, went back to the line (after punching her) AND THE FUCKING TEACHER TOLD ME THAT I GOT, NOT ONLY DETENTION *ALSO A FREAKING STRIKE* I hate teachers
Mario: Let's-a-go! Peach: Nuh-uh, Luigi, only Mario can have me. Luigi: PLEASE Toad: *Zooms in* I will end you. Koopa Troopa: *_THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP_* Yoshi: MORE! Donkey Kong Jr.: I mattered! Bowser: WHAT IS WITH THESE BOZOS TAKING EONS TO MOVE?!
The fact that this whole thing is made in a 2D perspective brings back memories to a Mario kart flash game I always used to play as a kid that was also entirely 2D
Mario: being normal Peach: bothering Luigi Luigi: screw my life bro Toad: about to commit mass genocide Koopa: help Yoshi: *wondering what koopa tastes like* Donkey Kong: trying to be happy Bowser: has been in traffic for 3 hours and now he’s triggered
*traffic jam at interstate* Mario: casual driving Peach: distracted driver on their phone Luigi: in a hurry but stuck in traffic Toad: slow-poke blocking the left lane Koopa: random driver Yoshi: tailgating DK: crazy driver jamming to loud rap music in a convertible Bowser: impatient driver easily irritated by slow traffic
Mario: WaH hOo Peach: G O A W A Y Luigi: Why... Toad: * insert Super releasio 64 moment * Koopa: Stahp. Yoshi: No u stahp. DK JR: This is fun! Bowser: MY KART IS TOO SMALL!!!
peach: Ew, Luigi get away from me! Luigi: Pls shut the hell up Yoshi: mmm, koopa Koopa: PLZ DON’T EAT ME Toad: .........I cause fires and I committed crimes
well since everyone else has done this across a certain amount of time I might as well join in Thanksgiving (or Christmas) dinner: Mario: Little brother enjoying the food and having a good time Peach: Mother yelling/lecturing at older brother Luigi: Older brother getting lectured at and is more sensitive than his other brothers Toad: Middle brother with airpods in Koopa: little cousin Yoshi: Big cousin DK: Grandma thinking everyone is happy Bowser: Dad struggling with his personal problems
Mario: *Whistles and his mustache is dancing along* Peach: Ew a Luigi who mains him anyway Luigi: Why do people bully me Toad: *Smiles and having a good time* Koopa: Can you please stop Yoshi: *thinks about eating the koopa troopa* Donkey Kong Jr: Woohoo racing time Bowser: *grunting noises and questions why Donkey Kong Jr is hitting him*
Donkey Kong is just so overjoyed that he learned to drive with his feet, he just can't help himself. Probably not the most sound racing strategy but hopefully it works for him.
Why is peach lecturing Luigi? Sad Luigi breaks my heart.
Comic Dud No she don't.
Luigi wants to smash
Luigi looks like Sponge
I think that's supposed to be a pompous laugh.
TinsYouTrimble
Dont you see,shes clearly his therapist.
Mario's little moustache dance is my favorite thing.
Right?! It's just so in sync yet adorable
No
Lol cute
I think it funny the way the koopa troopa looks
Yeah it’s my favorite too
Everyone: talking about Luigi
Me: Toad looks like he just committed every crime possible
Yes
Not being mean but why is your profile picture Orin while your name being Orin
@@rhonaldzerpa9691 ?
Your profile picture is cursed.
@@Jamiroquai_the_third Look I know it looks like the... stuff.
But it’s actually cake
Can you imagine the anxiety that koopa troopa is feeling having to be around Yoshi? Specially being poked by his tongue like that.
Especially when Yoshi eats Koopa and throws the shell.
Everyone: *having the time of their lives*
Luigi: I forgot to feed my pet oh no it's gonna die
Mr. Pumpkin
Polterpup doesn’t need food Luigi’s sad the ghost doggo can’t watch him race
Also, bowser looks kinda pissed
Me
Yoshi is the happiest cuz he EATS a koopa troopa. Yums yums
@@EmeraldLord777 because his kart is literally breaking 😂
Everybody: racing
Luigi: *if simon says don't listen to simon, what should I do?*
He should chill and race
Bowser: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Did he say Simon Says?
This is a stolen comment...
@@Frxstism so?
Everyone: *vibing*
Luigi: What if Pinocchio says "My nose will grow now?"
Yes
@Dean Marcum wtf
Wait... What?
....I-
@@name1914 wtf
Everything about this is just amazing. I especially love how Bowser’s kart is being crushed by his weight
he thicc
Bowser's face sums up that he has been stuck in traffic for atleast 2 hours.
What's a tace? Also, I know what you mean. 😅
Mario's such a slow driver yet no one can go around since its a one lane (or in other words a 2d lane).
LOL TRUE!
Nintendo should consider
He was in the front of the traffic but then got pushed to the back with a blue shell
Everyone: *Having a good time*
Luigi: If the gingerbread man has a gingerbread house, is he made out of house or is the house made out of flesh?
*This gives me a very unpleasant vision*
Oh god
Stop there with dimensional paradoxies
*he screams for he does not know*
Same with lego
Everyone: YAY!!!
Luigi: unexplainable depression
Toad: i robbed all the banks that exist in the world
Bowser: *(a n g e r y)*
lol XD
*A N G Y*
@The Krookodile Hunter no
i never even watched ir
,m,elk,.w
DK: WhAt Do YoU mEaN i’M dRuNk, I dOn’T kNoW wHaT yOu’Re TaLkInG aBoUt
Everyone: *racing*
Luigi: can soap be dirty?
These are the questions everyones asking
Yes. Unfortunately.
Yes, you can make the soap dirty by throwing the soap into a bag of sand
YA BOYS:
Fat plumber
Sassy girl
Loggi
Mushroom man
Turtle boi
The YOSH
*Oh hey these are pretty cool bananas JR*
Angry big boi turtle
The gangs all here!
Phillip Bell I Was Literally Gonna Say That! 😂🤣
That's donkey king jr not DK
table guys no he didnt mean that.
Angry Big Boi Turtle Nerd
Bowser’s cart looks like it’s a little... “under stress.”
MetroidsEATYou From DK Junior's arm bumping into his face.
MetroidsEATYou hehehehe I get it
*let's fix that....with a controlled shock*
Yeah also she is mad
Aodhan Stuart Bowser is a dude.
everyone: "vibing"
Luigi: when was the last time you took a bath Peach
W
@Lucas Y 🧢 the
She smells, right?
In Paper Mario
Everyone: **chillin’ in the big ole’ line**
Luigi: *if joe is joe mama, who’s john?*
john mama
John dada
Joe mama's full nane is John Madden
John dada?
John me down here
Koopa: me with a pack of gum
Yoshi: everyone in class
Haha
DK jr: the chewing gum lover
Bowser: the teacher
Lmao xd
relatable
Toad: me actually doing my work like an actual fucking person who contributes to society
Luigi looks very worried about the lasagna he forgot in his oven.
He feels R E G R E T
It's actually because he has
*S P A G U E T T I*
*garfield has awoken!*
Maybe he forgot the crackers
And Toad looks like he's got people in his basement.
Lol I love how Yoshi can just deadass devour that Koopa whenever the hell he wants and is letting him know about it.
Mario: Vibing with the catchy music.
Peach: Posing for the 20th Instagram photo today!
Luigi: *i have no friends*
Toad: Has the face of someone who’s ready to blow up an orphanage.
Koopa: ....help me....
Yoshi: Is your blood sweet like honey? I can’t wait to find out.
Donkey Kong JR: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Bowser: *I WILL DESTROY ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!*
Bowser’s kart: Well, I mean you’ve kinda already started that.
Imagine a game with these character models, that'd be an overload of cuteness right there.
J-Brazen
Ngl I would main Yoshi
I would main Luigi because he's relatable as f***
Question though:
What is Yoshi doing to the koopa?
*looks at bowser*
Sure....cute....
I would main bowser cause he is my Smash Bros Ultimate main
Everyone: happy and jamming
Luigi: she took the kids
Daisy or Peach?
Evan Durda Yes.
@@AllToastersToastToast thank you
And bowser?
Bowser is not happy 😐
Everyone: racing
Luigi: [Depression]
Toad: *I have been sentenced to life in prision due to commiting an unspecified number of war crimes in Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia between the years 1995 and 2001*
Toad commit crime in america in 2001
Serbian Toad
Bowser: *on the verge of the ultimate nervous breakdown*
Everyone: *Doin’ uh something cool i guess*
Meanwhile…
Luigi: If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly onto her, why did it fall off?
If her outfit was meant to disappear at midnight why not the slipper?
@@goldenharborstudios7180 exactly, and why can mice talk and why is Cinderella a thing?
On silly Luigi, it’s because it’s
*M A G I C*
Fun fact: in the original story, it's because they had multiple meetings and eventually the Prince decided to try to stop her from running away at midnight again by putting tar on the stair steps Home Alone-style, causing her shoe to come off.
Becuase it was intended to fall off so the prince would find her. It was a gift from the fairy godmother.
Everyone: *vibin*
Luigi: Is it the S or the C that's silent in scent?
Ben: *confused screaming*
Hey, the anwer Is:. Aosknipjxnvsjkjkvkjxxvbljlvjxxxjshsjzba sbjjolukvpgjhczyfkfscskss. Cool right? 👁️👄👁️
all the above
The answer is
*Y* *E* *S*
the answer is S
I like how you gave Yoshi his orange arms he had back in the day too.
Texticks i don’t think Yoshi ever had orange arms
ShrimpBalloon he inexplicably had orange arms in Super Mario World
sprite errors happen~ the redheaded (or in this case orange armed) stepchild of the Yoshi family.
In Super Mario World, Green Yoshi has green skin, but orange gloves, brown shoes and a brown saddle. In Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2, Green Yoshi's gloves were removed to match its current appearance.
From
www.mariowiki.com/Green_Yoshi
Jesse Thompson The artwork for Super Mario World never portrayed Yoshi with orange gloves. The sprite doesn’t even look like it has orange gloves; just orange arms. I think it was nothing more than a colouring error, similar to Link’s hair being pink in A Link to the Past.
As a Yoshi main, I can confirm this is exactly how I treat every Koopa Troopa player I see.
XD
You lick every koopa main?
And as a Koopa Troopa main, stop that right now
Everyone: jammin'
Luigi: is water wet?
Mario: normal
Peach: ????
Luigi: *depression*
Toad: looks just like the original
Koopa Troopa: normal but fat
Yoshi: *You like krabby patties don't you koopa?*
Donkey Kong Jr.: having the time of his life
Bowser: *ANGERY*
Bowser's car: suffering oh god someone help it
Eggy peach is sassy
We need to save Bowser's car like it's gonna snap in half!
Peach is like: "It's my sempai. so get outta here."
Luigi: **crippling depression**
Yoshi: Oh.. Koops...
She's more like get away u simp or something
Luigis like why am i third im marios brother
OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THAT BOWSER'S KART IS _LITERALLY_ *BREAKING* X'D
me too
me too
me too
me too
@Oshabot 16 in your dreams
Me too
Mario: *just racing*
Peach: *annoys or bothers Luigi*
Luigi: *depression*
Toad: *does the same as Mario*
Koopa: *scared*
Yoshi: *tries to eat koopa*
DK JR: *rides kart with his feet*
Bowser: *is either mad or triggered*
no. toad commit warcrime
Mad and triggered are the same thing
Literally everyone: vibin'
Luigi: Why is a hotdog in a freezer isnt called colddog?
then its not LITERALLY EVERYONE
Mario: lets a go!
Peach: _hecc you luigi_
Luigi: **sad Luigi noises**
Toad: I’m the *best*
Koopa: Mom come pick me up I’m scared
Yoshi: _by the end of today I will eat you_
Donkey Kong: **way too happy**
Bowser: my kart is too small
Bowser’s Kart: *end me*
LOLOLOLOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
S A D L U I G I N O I S E S
the only best thing is lugi it all makes sence but luigi = lol
its not donkey kong its donkey kong jr
ITS DONKEY KONG JR, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DIDDY KONG.
Toad looks like he’s gonna throw a blue shell at everyone
Mario kart wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
toad:
“heh i can’t wait to execute my *mass* *murder* *plans* heheh”
@@Basic_Cat "A body has been discovered!"
Well I'm a toad but I I'm god
@@notsa_s sus
Everyone: **vibing**
Luigi: if Mario Clash is a sequel to Mario Bros. then why wasn't I included?
everyone else: _havin a crazy ol time in the race_
Luigi: ...if you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat, will it land on it's feet or buttered side down...?
Interesting.
Nobody is gonna say how Luigi's nose looks like an eggplant? Okay.
r/rareinsult
I first read it as "Elephant."
Kidafi Byer tbh it does tho
🍆🍆🍆 BROOO 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Wait so that's why Peach is waving her hand?...
Characters:
Maro
Pea
Loogi
TOd
Koop
Yosh
Konkey dong j
B r o w s e r H i s t o r y
Your browser history 🤔😧
Everyone (but Bowser lol): racing and having a good time
Luigi: Why do people use the word “buddy” or “pal” as an insult to make you mad when that’s usually something that you’d call your friends?
luigi: *why do people say buddy when they actually hate you*
*weeeeeee!* yoshi: I can’t stop touching! luigi: Mario never stop bopping!
Microhamma blah blah blah!
@Micro yeah 🙃 is literally the most passive aggressive emoji
@@curby3352 Aside from ✨, but anyone who uses that I shoot on sight
*Luigi* : Why are we here is it to only suffer.
*_Why are we still here (Inhale) ..just to suffer..._*
why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one-
Can't We Just Appreciate The Moment With The Very First Mario Kart Game That Has A Total Of 8 Characters And One Of The Best Main Themes Ever?
Bowser’s angry because it took 8 Mario Kart games for them to start giving him Karts he can actually fit in-
Everybody: Jamming
Luigi: *How do towels get dirty if you come out of the shower clean?*
*Screams*
.
Guy In Audience Watching The Race: To answer ur question! Ur bu-
Mildew
“Most towels are made of 100 percent cotton. While it's true that after a shower you have eliminated most of the germs and dirt from your skin, the process of rubbing a towel against the body rubs off dead skin that sticks to the moist towel... The lack of ventilation and circulation led to mildew and smelly towels.” -Google
Just putting this here in case anyone was actually wondering
Mario: YEEEH PARTE TAIM
Peach: Go away you BASTARD
Luigi: Depression, a state of low mood and aversion to activity, can affect a person's thoughts, behavior, tendencies, feelings, and sense of well-being. Symptoms of the mood disorder is marked by sadness, inactivity, difficulty in thinking and concentration and a significant increase/decrease in appetite and time spent sleeping. A great deal of people also have feelings of dejection, hopelessness, and sometimes suicidal tendencies. It can either be short term or long term depending on the severity of the person's condition. A depressed mood is a normal temporary reaction to life events, such as the loss of a loved one. It is also a symptom of some physical diseases and a side effect of some drugs and medical treatments. Depressed mood may also be a symptom of some mood disorders such as major depressive disorder or dysthymia.
Toad: i don giv a fuck im a fucking food
Koopa Troopa: *Why is a fucking dinasaur trying to eat me*
Yoshi: C o m e H e r e
DK JR: YEEEEEEE I DONT HAVE A PROTECTION WHILE DRIVING A KART YEEEEEEEEE
Bowser: *_Wtf did you all of you_*
Underrated.
#deep
Luigis part is sad
This deserves a fuckin heart I died 😂
DK: *oh hey these are pretty cool bananas*
Everyone: just driving
Luigi: if you can drink a drink then why can't you food a food
Bowser: WHY DID THEY GIVE ME A KART MENT FOR ANTS!
Everybody: vibing
Toad: *remembering about that time in Vietnam's war*
This is awesome dude! I hope you get some recognition from this.
BlueAura Sr Pelo liked this. Does that count?
Fusion Isa a mini yes
BlueAura poor luigi
BlueAura 9 10 like
Everyone else: be drivin
Yoshi: repeatedly sexually harasses a koopa
Rally???
r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@user-vs9ds3dc2y r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@user-vs9ds3dc2y I've got a cool subreddit for you, r/shutthefuckup
@@rotundmonibuv5103 that moment when you realize this is youtube.
Everyone: racing
Luigi: if there’s Mother Nature who’s the father?
He went to get milk
@@geometricdominator lol :p
Mother nature and Manmade father
The perfect Ying yang
@@dumshid454 yes
Father time
Lil'monke having the time of his life
In almost last position
Bowsers gonna kill someone
Johnny Johnny He's sick and tired of 1 of 2 things:
1) Being in last.
2) Donkey Kong Junior's arm bumping into Bowser's face.
And it's making him snap!
He killed poor Donkey Kong Jr...
He's tired of bowsette
@@Alternate9900 That's my headcanon now.
Peach;"Bowser could never hurt me"
Bowser:Let me try out my brand new kitchen gun
Everyone: *Racing*
Luigi: Peach why cant you just leave me alone.
The race mario kart
@@dame20msuscriptor37 yes
Koopa: am I a joke to you?
@@alimbis Yoshi: mmm *licks koopa*
Peach is Just saying: HAHA LUIGI,im 2°. Luigi: :( aw Man
Yoshi:violating
Koopa:being violated
Luigi:”if bug catchers in Pokémon have pokeballs, then why do they need nets?”
Why can't I stop watching this
Edit: ok seriously I have an addiction to this video why is it so good
Everyone: ignorance is a bliss
Luigi: My Weegee army is growing exponentially. Gooigi mutated. It was all a mistake. Everyone will die and there is nothing anyone can do about it. I doomed us all...
r/im14andthisisdeep
My Weegee army is growing exponetially. Gooigi mutated. It was all a mistake. Everyone will die and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Everyone else: *vibing*
Luigi: _I forgot to feed whiskers oh god oh frick_
Why you copy? :(
Is nobody gonna talk about yoshi literally trying to eat koopa troopa.
Very few actually
Also our pfp shows we have alot in common
Every one: *vibing*
Toad: i GONNA THROW A BLUE SHELL AT EVERY ONE :)
It looks as if it is a primitive cousin to Pocoyo and Jelly Jamm.
It does!
BTW who the f watches that
Me.
now fuck off could you
ok i must say i USED to watch them, not now
@@nitimekitsune I USED to when I was like 4 or 5
Bruh wtf it does
The trailer for Mario Cars 3 looks pretty good
Myconix Mario Cars 4 was recently announced
Lupe Alvarado WHAT?
Number 27 it's a joke
Lupe Alvarado Wait really?
Baron Von Vadamagma no lol
Such a nostalgic sound. I wish Bowser was spinning round and round while still somehow moving forward like the characters who get the last few spots do.
Fun Fact: Donkey Kong Jr. was chosen instead of Donkey Kong in the original Super Mario Kart because of the white t-shirt he wears. The white t-shirt on his character sprite allows him to be recognized from far away in the track, instead of looking like a brown lump had he not have the shirt, like Donkey Kong.
Me classroom summed up:
Mario: The kid who is chill and just, goes, quite popular
Peach: The bossy nerd girl who bosses everyone like the boss of bosses who boss the bossy bosses
Luigi: the kid most easily bossed around
Toad: Happy to be a sidekick of the popular one
Koopa troopa: the kid who is easily threatened
Yoshi: the bully who never gets in trouble
Dk Jr: the kid who is overexcited about school
Bowser: the kid who has been in school for 5 seconds.
Pretty accurate...
Change bowser to everyone in school for 5 seconds
Change Bowser to the fat bully that insults and threats everyone.
Idk which one I am, but I may be luigi, I’m kinda sad most of the time and I now have (mostly) fake friends and the worst friends ever :b besides I got peach classmates (who are “my friends”) they boss me but I don’t want to show them a lesson, I’m scared cuz I may get expelled
Ya know when bullies bully u? Well someone trowed me into a wall (witch maked my back hurt for a day) and I just, went back to the line (after punching her) AND THE FUCKING TEACHER TOLD ME THAT I GOT, NOT ONLY DETENTION *ALSO A FREAKING STRIKE*
I hate teachers
Im defiantly a dk jr
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Peach: Nuh-uh, Luigi, only Mario can have me.
Luigi: PLEASE
Toad: *Zooms in* I will end you.
Koopa Troopa: *_THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP_*
Yoshi: MORE!
Donkey Kong Jr.: I mattered!
Bowser: WHAT IS WITH THESE BOZOS TAKING EONS TO MOVE?!
We’re not BOZOS!!!
You made Luigi and Yoshi sound gay
Edit: Why did I make this comment (2 years later)
It seemed appropriate to read Bowser's line with his voice from the animated series.
Toad is a correct representation of me playing competitively
Polyamorous Luigi
i love how bowser is squishing his kart
I like how there’s all this action going around and Mario and Toad are just like: Le Kart go vroom.
Nobody:
Dk jr. :**uses legs to ride the kart**
Monke
Go back I want to be M O N K E
Mmm Monke
Hey look at this Monke.
kirbo gang
Inaccurate: Toad is not in first.
I'M THE BEST
You don't have to be the first to be the best.
You don't have to be the best to be first: Mario Kart.
Inaccurate: Donkey Kong doesn't have an infinite amount of red shells.
You ever notice that anyone who plays toad today were ALWAYS around since the first?
I love jow toad is just vibing. No bad thoughts, no distractions/bothers, only vibe
He did war crimes
Everyone: racing
Luigi: Why is peach shooing me away?
Sad Luigi breaks my heart ; -;
Sad Luigi is simply me every day at school ;______;
Looks like someone just told Luigi that he has terminal cancer...
I don't even know what that means.
-THAT WAS MY COCK LUIGI-
Neverhoodian its a refrence to the streamer vinny from vinesauce
Kenneth Kay He referenced how Mario himself doesn't know what Terminal 7 is, while he's talking about this cause of death.
Firepal64 yeah i forgot before but i remember that part of the joke now
Everyone:racing
Luigi: You can talk as loud as you want on your head but it will still stay the same volume
I hate you
@@nintendoboy3605 wtf
@@geometricdominator Okay that may have sounded more harsh than intended basically I said that because he made me realize that.
Donkey Kong in Mario Kart having the time of his fucking life 😂😂😂
0:25, Bowser looks like he’s possessed.
@Mimi Khas you don't
@Mimi Khas actually no
It wouldn't be the first time am i right
Yes holy kirdy
He is
WE HAVE
RED PIZZA
PRINCESS HAIR
MR. DEPRESSION
MUSHY
TURTLE BOI
THE YOSH
HAPPY BANANA JR
ANGRY GIANT TURTLE BOI
*depressed kart*
depressed kart for smash
*CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER*
new character THE BOSH
No
No thats youshi no yosh
The fact that this whole thing is made in a 2D perspective brings back memories to a Mario kart flash game I always used to play as a kid that was also entirely 2D
what was it called, Mario Racing Tournament?
@@aluigiFromKart i think
Mario: being normal
Peach: bothering Luigi
Luigi: screw my life bro
Toad: about to commit mass genocide
Koopa: help
Yoshi: *wondering what koopa tastes like*
Donkey Kong: trying to be happy
Bowser: has been in traffic for 3 hours and now he’s triggered
Welp, its actually not Donkey Kong, its D.K Jr.
*but Yoshi kinda hungry no cap*
*traffic jam at interstate*
Mario: casual driving
Peach: distracted driver on their phone
Luigi: in a hurry but stuck in traffic
Toad: slow-poke blocking the left lane
Koopa: random driver
Yoshi: tailgating
DK: crazy driver jamming to loud rap music in a convertible
Bowser: impatient driver easily irritated by slow traffic
So bowser is all of Las Vegas
*DK JR 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Toad is going slow because he's not in a rush...in fact, he's got a way to get to first real quick
I swear my Mom is like Bowser 24/7
Peach: LEARN TO DRIVE, DIMWIT!
Peach: Shoo Luigi. You know I'm wit Mario.
Luigi: but am Mario's brother.
cforce64 pretty sure she's singing
Luigi: *Grabs shotgun* Welcome to die.
I love how Mario is just casually enjoying the ride
Ah! So many nostalgic memories!
I think I'll play my snes when I get home
Its a 1 year but he never back again...
Everyone else(other than bowser): this is so fun!
Luigi: oh god I forgot to turn the microwave off my house is gonna burn down
Can a microwave actually burn down a house?
*h e y ! V s a u c e!*
@@mariselojeda0810 Lol
@@mariselojeda0810 *M I C H A E L H E R E*
Everyone: broom broom this is fun
Luigi: if i die then does parallel universe me be born or also die?
broom broom? I think you might mean… vroom vroom
The yoshi and koopa interaction has me rethinking super Mario.
Luigi looks like he's rushing to the library because he forgot to return his book.
Everyone: *vibing*
Bowser: I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU
No Bowser, You’re not killing everyone!!!
@@georgealexanderharb2540 Who says so?
@@georgealexanderharb2540 except kart
Toad looks like he's 11 parallel universes ahead of him
Geez relax Bowser you Psycho
Mario: WaH hOo
Peach: G O A W A Y
Luigi: Why...
Toad: * insert Super releasio 64 moment *
Koopa: Stahp.
Yoshi: No u stahp.
DK JR: This is fun!
Bowser: MY KART IS TOO SMALL!!!
No his THICCNESS is crushing it lol
*_nice_*
Someone sees the princess hating luigi
(Poor Luigi)
Lol peach is singing lad
Bup
peach: Ew, Luigi get away from me!
Luigi: Pls shut the hell up
Yoshi: mmm, koopa
Koopa: PLZ DON’T EAT ME
Toad: .........I cause fires and I committed crimes
5 years and it's still amazing
There are three types of people in this comment section:
"Toad is so cute!"
"Toad has crippling depression."
"toAD iS tHiCC-"
Me: Toad is *Dead inside*
Me: toad’s having a good time!
Me: Toad is dummy thicc
Me: Toad making me want to ground pound.
Me: *BUP!*
well since everyone else has done this across a certain amount of time I might as well join in
Thanksgiving (or Christmas) dinner:
Mario: Little brother enjoying the food and having a good time
Peach: Mother yelling/lecturing at older brother
Luigi: Older brother getting lectured at and is more sensitive than his other brothers
Toad: Middle brother with airpods in
Koopa: little cousin
Yoshi: Big cousin
DK: Grandma thinking everyone is happy
Bowser: Dad struggling with his personal problems
I think DK Junior more like the fun Uncle.
t h e f u n k l e
(calls Luigi the older brother)
Me: *confused screaming*
@@Bozoman_ hmm yes,
The *F* *U* *N* *C* *L* *E*
Bowser is the uncle. Dad is not there.
Dad hadn't been there since he went to get milk for dinner...
Bowsers tyres are bending, great detail!
I love how between two sets of characters harassing each other, Toad's just sorta vibing
Mario: *Whistles and his mustache is dancing along*
Peach: Ew a Luigi who mains him anyway
Luigi: Why do people bully me
Toad: *Smiles and having a good time*
Koopa: Can you please stop
Yoshi: *thinks about eating the koopa troopa*
Donkey Kong Jr: Woohoo racing time
Bowser: *grunting noises and questions why Donkey Kong Jr is hitting him*
D'aw... I'm a Luigi main and I am proud! Peach don't know wjat she's talking about!
Peach: Meh Mario is way handsomer anyway.
Also Yoshi: *Thinks about not paying his taxes ever again, and inviting Koopa Troopa in so he can be yoshi’s getaway driver with his van.*
Also also Yoshi: not really in the race. He asked E. Gadd to build a Yoshi robot.
Luigi gang
I love that Koopa Troopa looks like Filburt from Rocko's modern life
Mojave Cyclone who's that?
joe13shank I love that show
“I’m nauseous... I’m nauseous...” - filbert.
Donkey Kong is just so overjoyed that he learned to drive with his feet, he just can't help himself.
Probably not the most sound racing strategy but hopefully it works for him.
I mean, don't monkey feet look and work kinda like hands?
Bowser's little rage face is just _the cutest thing!_ ^_^
Yoshi just like “kneel down to me mortal!” As he licks koopa.
*hol up*
IMainLuigiInSmashBros
jokes on you, i main duck hunt
Hold the fuck up, buddy.