Prehistoric Medical Exam from a Caveman (ASMR)

You hurt bad in hunt. Ug here cave doctor. Check you okay.
#asmr #cranialnerveexam #lofiasmr #personalattention #softspoken #funnyasmr #roleplay
☕ also if you're feelin' spicy I made a Kofi page! ko-fi.com/shirbonscrawl

[@shirbonscrawl]

Part 2 out now! czcams.com/video/uBc_lmxZQMg/video.htmlsi=2JAUslliNUHLaM4l

[@Bread_3383]

dawg a new one the actual second i click on the video 😭

[@oskarcoolguy]

@@Bread_3383SAME LMAOO

[@Monkeydluffy-zj7wi]

We need more UG asap

[@Ashtondaboi918]

More UG

[@rokukou]

I loved this video lmaoo comedy asmr is such an underrated genre!! You remind me of jimchi (that is a huge compliment hes awesome)

[@amelieakasha7820]

“you 🫵 ugly 🗿” dude you got me

[@emilyserrano4066]

No, he said are you hurt?

[@j6erk]

@@emilyserrano4066 just before that

[@SundayEveryday]

NU UH

[@jericogunday6613]

3:54 is insane 💀🗿

[@kahnerballew817]

You flip me off

[@ikinglopez749]

'If eye hurt, eye still work. If no pain, eye has gone away.'

[@MaddiesTV1]

That save life 🫡🤞

[@beanreview5803]

Im your first subscriber so technically Im ur #1 subscriber 😂

[@harrietsmells]

Facts 😔

[@Ganjaforce100]

That help, thank 🐘

[@user-xl4cn5hx7x]

As they say, if you wake up and feel that something hurts, then you're still alive

[@isabilia]

bro no one's going to believe me when I tell them a caveman just flipped me off

[@Elitheone13]

💀💀💀

[@ANIMEFAN-ym6tc]

3:56

[@ligonis15]

no way bro

[@enbyegg5998]

I READ THIS AS IT HAPPENED

[@PickAxeTheDog]

Fr

[@Hypocold]

Ug talk much, words hard, help good, pretty stone good draw. Hmm, yes.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

Ug good draw cry scene. Come from Ice Age. Movie. Mmm.

[@Ganjaforce100]

Ug make good cave helper. Very good, good draw yes. Eye hurt, my eye good, thank Ug

[@magoosheres2526]

Yes, eat hunted mammoth with me

[@GavenGomes-fi1hf]

Ugh make pain not go away so Ug make eye stay

[@silverstreak5158]

I giv Ug 1 n haf hand of 2 hand, very good, hmm yes. picture help.

[@iwillhaveanorder5000]

Never thought i’d see the day where i encounter a slightly british caveman

[@______59]

he doesn't have a British accent in this video?

[@Stix_GTAG]

@@______59 i think he means the caveman is talking. english comes from great britian

[@TheWorldOfNoncents4040]

It sounds a bit British ngl lolz

[@itsMr.3Star]

@@Stix_GTAGthank god I speak American I couldn’t imagine speaking anything other than the default😅

[@royalehighnewschooler]

​@@itsMr.3StarAmerican💀💀💀💀

[@dummy7623]

i love how he just casually forgets that we haven't invented numbers then proceeds to flip us off

[@ztechalt08]

Wait when was this?

[@dummy7623]

@@ztechalt08 3:50 is when he flips you off

[@BluePopsoprogen]

Hes showing you them for you to mirror it since math isnt a thing. You flip off a caveman as well.

[@k00ky_k1tty]

This is why I can't tell my friends what I watch to relax lmao

[@cabeast2233]

Felt that lmao

[@rageboi2166]

You should, Ug deserves more recognition

[@cabeast2233]

@rageboi2166 my friends will juat make fun of me for like Ug, they vicous bruh😭🤣

[@rageboi2166]

@@cabeast2233 😂😂
Your friend needs some cave discipline

[@cabeast2233]

@rageboi2166 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 cave discipline is perfect

[@eddie_bow]

Explaining the nail polish as blood staining for character continuity was so clever.

[@Basement_corvid]

FELLOW TOH FAN SPOTTED

[@pinesolslurpee9222]

@@Basement_corvidYO! SAME

[@x-arya-x]

@@Basement_corvid TOH MENTIONED

[@lilinsanecreator51070]

TOH FANS RISE

[@anyalaASMR]

The hashtag “cranial nerve exam”😭 get that doctorate ug

[@shirbonscrawl]

Ug hoping he could help reach more patients. Sadly not many visitors to cave today.

[@Ganjaforce100]

I visitor to cave, but many not following 😔

[@clarity-1850]

​@@shirbonscrawl I follow to cave, this is a golden video!

[@user-yy2yj2dq7p]

I follow also, very good doctor

[@euantheanimator2222]

@@clarity-1850what go- uhh goald- umh me not able say word. what that word mean?

[@Metalfan88]

"lot of pain mean lot of life" that's so real bro

[@Payson_]

he’s a lil too good at this 😭🙏

[@Imdoingsososososogood]

Ikr😂

[@brenothelast]

Bro was born for this

[@Wetpoop]

legends say that his ancestors were cavemen

[@entasy4096]

Bros experienced💀💀💀

[@Boiswalkin]

Nooooo reeeaaaalllllly?​@@Wetpoop

[@what6893]

The quote "if eye hurt, it still work; if no pain, eye has gone away" is like saying life keeps going even when things are tough. But when you don't feel pain anymore, it might mean you've shut yourself off from feeling anything at all. It's like saying we should embrace all the ups and downs of life because they're what make it meaningful. So, keep going through the tough times, but don't lose touch with your feelings along the way. Beautiful.

[@shirbonscrawl]

Ug feel humbled by very pretty analysis, much thank

[@aikotitilai3820]

Thanks I'm having an existential crisis-

[@Abraxas1212]

Methinks it much simpler

[@ShabbyCoronet81]

English teacher type shit

[@CoolboyQ2888]

Damn

[@sludgeyzaid]

that stupid ahh mammoth stabbed my eye bruh we are NOT getting out the cave with this one 🔥🗣‼

[@codmobgoat2625]

Bruh people actually laugh from These cringe comments

[@zafinafox]

@@codmobgoat2625
Thats the point lol theyre so stupid its funny XD

[@sludgeyzaid]

@@codmobgoat2625 to be cringe is to be free, live a little, laugh a little :)

[@jupatius]

​@@codmobgoat2625intentionally cringe = funny

[@Madara_Uchiha69420]

​@@jupatiusexactly

[@Rachel-xg7hs]

lol imagine you go see a “medical professional” and they show you a picture they drew of your accident 😂 “Here’s you, here’s the bus that ran the red light…”

[@pigeonshart]

"you ugly" HELPPP

[@Crashingintoyamum]

🚓🚨🚓🚨🚑🚑🚑

[@TheAmazing_SM]

What seems to be the problem? 🦸

[@orechiette]

u guys will not believe how my jaw dropped to the floor when i found out that this caveman is BRITISH

[@Natetehgr88622]

same

[@Chig_bungus_]

Wait he’s BRITISH?!?!

[@chieftain2515]

Ug’s painting was basically like a “and that, right there, is where you fucked up”

[@kyleepollitt5544]

This is the vibe I bring to the function

[@ETMusic13]

😭😭😭

[@C0NFETT1W0RM]

you're so real for that

[@Wepawnet]

re

[@Poliostasis]

al

[@clockwork_kid7045]

you bring it back to the 1980s BCE

[@livsdecaying]

Ug that’s a beautiful cave drawing.

[@shirbonscrawl]

Glad you like. Ug work very hard.

[@euantheanimator2222]

Ug are you telling tale of big food?

[@wawabur]

yes, ug. poke hurt :(

[@Rono7_Edits]

No reply???

[@Favoriterottmnt]

Yes they do also hi!!

[@BernardTheVeteran]

Good. That mean face still work.

[@nitro-speeds]

Hurt good, hurt mean work.

[@CEO_of_kenillie]

youch

[@jmoney0448]

something about Ug saying “badly”, implying he knows how to use adverbs, is very funny to me 😂

[@katauna7089]

"Piss. Yes." Love it, need more Ug

[@JohnnyJunkie]

🤨📸📸📸

[@NoviceWeatherA-F]

“Piss. Yes. Love it, need more ug”

[@janetmontc]

Ug is keeping alive the whole tribe🙏

[@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil-]

Still no understand, need simple

[@Not_cucomeburr]

Ug keep, uhh tribe good

[@e.pinkalicious]

Just thought you should know that my friends in my art class quote this video all the time 😭 Ug is now a crucial part of our lives

[@shirbonscrawl]

That make Ug proud. Very impressed.

[@ALivid]

@@shirbonscrawl does Ug big penis?

[@Peepaw-Willy]

Him: cave doctor
Me: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Him: you 🫵🏻 ugly 😐
Me: 😨😨

[@user-oc3ji8zx8g]

I need like an hour long version of this, I unironically like this.

[@sassylittleprophet]

Same

[@pizzasgood6290]

The middle finger is sending me 😭 rude Ug!

[@Elitheone13]

Bro i swear the caveman flipped me off I’m not lying

[@Beetleirl]

“Piss…yes” I was instantly obsessed with your channel

[@soniclois5323]

“Lot of pain mean lot of life, still to live “ bars

[@brianssfc]

I appreciate that your videos are always a little creatively out there. You’re a strange dude, and I mean that in the most positive, complimentary way possible lol

[@bethelisab]

I love the character creativity, your imagination is so clever and unique. ❤

[@MyloMyGurl]

I read the title wrong and somehow misread it as something about a prehistoric caveman doing a medical exam on a medieval knight 💀

[@mztikys]

that would’ve been even funnier LOL

[@Velvet-pimp]

Plot twist ug isnt a docter he just wanted to flip us off and show us his drawing 👽

[@ip_SNATCHED]

Zeeblr dirp beeping flip flarp 👽🛸🛸🗣️🔊🔊👽

[@AmithystCh]

Bro is a menace

[@alyssaramoss]

When I realized his attire is a towel it made me laugh

[@ruby5787]

Really hope you do more of this character. No idea why this voice is so relaxing but it absolutely IS

[@Itsiebitzi]

Nicest and only cave man I’ve never seen

[@estoyswatch]

"yes, ug" all speak at same time

[@ASMRwithRudy]

Ug: pokes eyes ☝️
Us: ⚫👄⚫ vision over 9000 🦣

[@glacierave]

The drawing was honestly so nice. It was so cute 😭

[@shirbonscrawl]

It warm Ug heart to hear, glad you like

[@glacierave]

@@shirbonscrawl thank you for sharing Ug 🫶🏾

[@Mark_ASMR]

thanks Ug🗿

[@God_chose_us]

Mark what are you doing here😅 I literally watch all your videos🫶🏽 so ironic seeing you here😅

[@V2ludGVyZ3JlZW40MjU]

How does this have 45 likes and 2 replies

[@fallingrokuscreen]

I was definitely not expecting the middle finger😭😭😭 love this idea, so creative!

[@Charasknife]

I've been watching this video to fall asleep for a whole week straight now😅 and I've never seen the ending due to falling asleep too fast..

[@shirbonscrawl]

Ug glad to be much help for you - welcome any time.

[@user-ug9jd8te1x]

2:07 unironically such good advice

[@envyrem]

when he asked "what this smell like" and i was so confident the answer was gonna be "ug finger"

[@bura7153]

this is peak ASMR.

[@Angelbabes222]

Can we have more it in the future please I absolutely love this video and the character he’s hilarious lmao

[@-.-1894]

I love the prehistoric nail polish

[@batmanNspiderman]

its supposed to be blood

[@Killer_sans_Stabby]

Ug so honest, thank you.
I love how Ug’s way of knowing if things work or not makes since lol.
But I love how he’s humorous.
Also I love your nails!
So pretty and simple :)

[@jeIIybanjo]

I need a part 2 of this. It doesn't even need to involve a doctor; it's just so funny and relaxing at the same time.

[@eldritchyarnbeing3295]

grug slept so damn good to this last night

[@Lunaris3-in-1]

0:17 I did a metaphysical spit take. Normally, I'd be extremely offended. But it came for Shirbon, so all is good.
3:54 🖕🏽

[@pepitochan2914]

OANZORBR LMAO

[@TastelessM-13]

I really love how creative you are with your videos. I adore all those details like the middle finger or the stone tablet.

[@WhajjeTheWublin]

imagine waking up in prehistoric time to see a caveman flipping you off

[@Tina-ft1us]

"Die soon"😭😭🤣

[@cloandjoe]

Translated to the son💀💀💀

[@drluigiisinthehouse5638]

Dude a caveman doing asmr is such a hilarious concept alone, I love this so much

[@mollylovesmads]

this is actually my fave thing ever right now i love ug

[@2.0fox07]

bro how hasn’t anyone got such ideas?!?! this is SO MUCH FUN!!!

[@𝐀𝐌astercomputer]

0:11 wow Ugg help grog very good at help grog heal, grog thank Ugg

[@RedpurrFox]

"Lot of pain means lot of life to live... Ug gives at least till sundown."
Damn, that's a long time

[@KonikaTheWhiteChihuahua]

“Lotta pain means lotta life still to live”
…Thank you Ug, I needed that… *sob*

[@The_Judge_Holden]

*Ooga booga intensifies*

[@Hunter-human]

🦧

[@ColderBrother98]

All jokes aside, this is so creative and clever. Never in a million years would I have thought up the concept of a caveman medical exam. Youre a bright mind when it comes to creativity.

[@sasha3_]

great video!!! now let’s imagine what if the next video is now placed in a comedic terrifying future and we are Ug the cave doctor receiving an exam😆

[@hublabour]

THIS IS GENUINELY SO INTERESTING THANK U

[@quietkitten_]

“Damn this caveman has stylish nails”
“Sorry for nails you have lot of blood”
… o h

[@LuzDrawz.]

tbh i was hoping for just grunts with gestures 😂

[@xXIronPeachesXx]

Unique, silly, and just accurate enough to get the vibe without being too accurate to be asmr

[@fredy862]

Bro we need a sequel

[@El-wt3hn]

This was genuinely the funniest , most relaxing, coolest and fascinating vid I’ve watched in a while😭

[@Ash_thetic20]

omg just found your channel like today and it has such an amazing and chaotic vibe. i have always been intimidated of male aligned asmr, but your channels radiates so much positivity. wow. :3

[@lasko1828]

Twink cavemen?? Now I've seen it all

[@LieutenantUk]

"Tell ug what this taste like,"
**pause**
"Piss."
"Very good."

[@dulcx_24]

The *m a m m o t h* got me 😭 I love this sm it was oddly relaxing :D

[@justdawn7896]

the light is so so cool and creative

[@matylinth3qu33n6]

Photo two is hands when eating the fun mushroom

[@killianmustdje]

i really like your drawings ug :) the one at 6:37 looks like hands holding twigs. medicinal herbs maybe!

[@Yoyo1029x]

This is the male gaze of asmr

[@GibbDibb]

Heheh
Male gayz

[@stacys_dad]

Perfect entertainment while I ate my dinner thank you shirbon

[@SanctimoniaFeatherdove]

“lot of pain, mean lot of life still to live” that touched me for some reason

[@aeyelashbug6311]

Okay i don't know if you actually drew that mammoth picture but it's a really good one. I like the little ears

[@Leniumq]

This is so creative and relaxing! You earned a new subscriber.

[@scooby-doovillain]

"Me ug. you ugly" KILLED ME RIGHT OFF THE BAT I CANT SLEEP IF IM LAUGHING LIKE THISSSSJSJFHJDKAKDJS

[@queentj3674]

Ug: Remember rhyme. If no pain-
Me, nodding along: Sight will not return again
Ug: Eye has gone away.

[@ELMSART]

Why is the mammoth so freaking cute?

[@fat23671]

How

[@ELMSART]

@@fat23671 I personally think it's adorable.

[@ThyLadyLilith]

Ug is a British time traveler that likes to treat cavemen in exchange of flipping them off and calling them ugly
Very chaotic good 👌✨

[@basscoin9594]

This is genuinely such a fun idea i absolutely love this

[@mattnsg13]

you're very good at this
i'm honestly impressed

[@GpeanutDoggo]

“that hurt? good”

[@chieftain2515]

This is genuinely good stuff man. I’ve listened to this a couple times now

[@Hunterdon779]

WE NEED MORE UGG PLEASE

[@monsterod78]

we need a series with ug

[@raynekingsly9302]

Subscribed for this video oml the sass and tingles have me bro

[@starwyvern010]

Oh, I love this. Also that mammoth is the best and cutest mammoth

[@seangamingwolfpack2079]

Caveman spelling bee: spell the words RU OK.
Are you okay?!
That's correct!

[@myfriendkirby]

this is the best asmr rp i've ever been suggested i think

[@twils740]

This was delightfully random and unpredictable! 😅

[@geekzilla3371]

That was actually amazing

[@patriciodorime]

You should make more of this caveman videos