Dennis Miller's rant on parenting

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  • "Dennis Miller Live"(1995): Rant on parenting

Komentáře • 83

  • @omygodc
    @omygodc Před 13 lety +20

    One of my all time favorite Miller rants. So truthful and to the point.

  • @bradroth2249
    @bradroth2249 Před 4 lety +6

    I never get tired of Dennis Miller's timeless monologues. Glad he used his genius to entertain me.

  • @karentice5036
    @karentice5036 Před 5 lety +8

    Come back Dennis. We need you.

    • @johnnyhammer
      @johnnyhammer Před 4 lety +1

      He's got a great podcast called the Dennis Miller Option.

  • @JackVanderBeek
    @JackVanderBeek Před 8 lety +19

    This piece was way ahead of its time. We're there now.

    • @Moviefan2k4
      @Moviefan2k4 Před 6 lety +4

      Yes we are...sadly. Kids these days have zero rules, constantly being told that they're nothing but slightly-evolved animals, truth doesn't exist, and God never has. But the same folks who spread all these lies are then stunned, when one of their kids walks into a school like the Terminator and murders anyone in sight. If anything, these constant tragedies are a constant reminder that without God and parents who listen to Him, every child is very likely to become a monster. We are fallible, finite, fouled-up beings who are selfish in our core...and only Jesus can change that. It starts in the home, though...so when parents and elders fail, another child is made into a ticking time-bomb.

    • @gmmakesmehurl
      @gmmakesmehurl Před 5 lety +2

      @@Moviefan2k4 Is that why Joel Osteen turned his back on his fellow man? God is missing from our country... Jesus needs to be in schools... Christianity is under attack. Give me a break. Plenty of us live our lives by moral compass without the edicts of some book that has been perverted over the centuries supposedly containing the word of some guy who resides in the stratosphere somewhere. It's insanity to believe a human without God is nothing but a heathen or is doomed to become a monster. THAT is one big problem in this country.

  • @xennial80sxberner
    @xennial80sxberner Před 7 lety +13

    Dennis was like Henry Rollins on these old 90s rants using razor sharp wit and a mix of humor and commentary. Wish he had stayed more like this.

    • @Rodshark75
      @Rodshark75 Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah, now he is just appealing to the lowest common denominator and had to dumb down his act A LOT

    • @DWilliam1
      @DWilliam1 Před 4 lety +2

      Yup

    • @jonathandevereaux298
      @jonathandevereaux298 Před 2 lety

      "Now I disagree with him politically so he's dumbing down his content or I just don't like him" everyone doesn't have to agree with you, I know it's crazy when the entire world agreed you should be alone.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Před 14 lety +8

    "You have got to lean into the strike zone, and take one for the team." So good it almost makes me weep.

  • @TaconyBill
    @TaconyBill Před 10 lety +16

    I remember watching Dennis every Friday night after reading for hours preparing for graduate school. It was a refreshing time to listen to his honest and poignant take on current topics. I agree with this rant; however with other rants, agree or disagree, I respect his forthrightness, honesty, and his willingness to "put himself out there" for critique. We need more honest rants and HUMOR!

  • @FUreplygirl
    @FUreplygirl Před 10 lety +20

    I love this guy.. It's a shame I cant find any of his SNl/ weekend updates on here.

    • @Formerlywarmer
      @Formerlywarmer Před 3 lety

      Look up “I’m not norm McDonald” channel and u can find em

  • @bpd35
    @bpd35 Před 11 lety +7

    Dennis for President !!!!!!!

  • @jbevan4411
    @jbevan4411 Před 6 lety +3

    So insightful and relevant

  • @2ld4u
    @2ld4u Před 11 lety +4

    This rant was wonderful! I wish I watched his show when it was on the air. I am a big fan of his radio show, though.

  • @davidlella8411
    @davidlella8411 Před 6 lety +5

    The Metaphorical Master

  • @jeremydavis6642
    @jeremydavis6642 Před 4 lety +1

    Preach it...👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ziggy153
    @ziggy153 Před 8 lety +15

    Miller: Funny then, funny now.

  • @user-bs1qk2ku7b
    @user-bs1qk2ku7b Před 4 lety +1

    Wow. Dennis 👍🏿

  • @Brian-os9qj
    @Brian-os9qj Před 2 lety

    Great stuff and most important list #1 for a better world

  • @JCGlock87
    @JCGlock87 Před 13 lety +2

    I couldn't agree with Miller more.

  • @samlsmithmusic
    @samlsmithmusic Před 3 lety +1

    Miller has a deep humanity to him, and it feels visceral and real when he shows it. Most who know him see douche, know-it-all, “right-winger,” and his dryness which is mistaken for frivolity, but not enough can make it through to see what a special entertainer he is. I only wish he’d get his real due one of these days. It was either him or Bill Maher and Maher won.

  • @Rockiesfan8600
    @Rockiesfan8600 Před 11 lety +2

    Amen to that!

  • @grungefreak10
    @grungefreak10 Před 14 lety +1

    He is very right that parents should be as attentive and caring as possible, but I must point out that when someone turns out badly, it isn't always the parents' fault.
    Simply put, there are just a million and one variables in a person's life over which the parents only have so much control. The parents can try to steer their kids in the right direction, but when push comes to shove, 99% of life's lessons we as individuals really have to figure out for ourselves.

  • @jamesdenofantiquity
    @jamesdenofantiquity Před 5 lety +1

    Yes, yes. The reason we have these mass murders at High Schools and Middle Schools is that parents are not involved in their children's lives. My parents were so involved in my business I couldn't see straight, now most parents wouldn't know their own kids. They check out from their kids and hook into Facebook or social media and don't care to be bothered.

  • @dnlgberry
    @dnlgberry Před 13 lety +1

    @AllisonTheSNLGuru Wow, me and a friend (both 28) were just talking about this earlier, how we were the only people we knew who watched this show when we were in high school.

  • @user-tp9zv5cj3c
    @user-tp9zv5cj3c Před 6 měsíci +1

    Unfortunately abusers dont have the foresight--hence the abuse-- they take it out on someone weaker than

  • @everettallan
    @everettallan Před 12 lety +4

    Dennis might be the smartest guy in comedy!...Much smarter than beagle nosed Bill Maher!

    • @Rodshark75
      @Rodshark75 Před 6 lety

      Was, now he is a sellout that praises and defends pedophiles now

  • @teri1104
    @teri1104 Před 14 lety

    "and guess what.. I'm still not that fucked up."

  • @drvn8
    @drvn8 Před 13 lety

    @Jaybeefromhiscastle it can't really be classified as a fact per se. it is a matter of opinion, but i do agree with yours.

  • @oliverbereczki3003
    @oliverbereczki3003 Před 2 lety

    Also, don’t beat your kids; they may end up being a little bitter...

  • @tenhirankei
    @tenhirankei Před 8 lety +2

    "A sense of your past"? That might not necessarily be a good thing.

    • @bin1127
      @bin1127 Před 8 lety +2

      it's suppose to go with "a nurturing present, and an optimistic future." All 3 as one thought.

  • @LeroyRifkin
    @LeroyRifkin Před 12 lety +3

    what the hell does rant mean?

  • @DWilliam1
    @DWilliam1 Před 4 lety +1

    Back when I liked Dennis Miller. He was funny as shit.

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE Před 14 lety

    @tasteslikeginger Hahaha! I know! It was just a joke from Family Guy.

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE Před 13 lety

    @moahoah (face-palm) It was a joke from an episode of Family Guy.... Look through the OTHER comments.

  • @UberREDKitteh
    @UberREDKitteh Před 13 lety +1

    @Jaybeefromhiscastle Suicide is immoral and illegal? Well first of all driving someone to commit suicide is immoral which would mean society (which is what drives someone to commit suicide) is immoral. And now for the illegal part...What are you gonna do? throw the dead guy in jail? I think not! xD

  • @walkiewawtmire627
    @walkiewawtmire627 Před 10 lety +1

    The two people who rival the former northern governess aka the Alaskan Abscess for resembling the Slime of the Time are this subject here and the Louisiana Gin Drinker aka Turban Bobbie Punjabi.

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Před 2 měsíci

    He is a angrier version of George Carlin

  • @17865329
    @17865329 Před 13 lety +1

    Liked him better back then.

    • @Rodshark75
      @Rodshark75 Před 6 lety

      Yeah, I used to think the man was heir apparent to Carlin... then he chose a side and became a sellout hypocrite

    • @jonathandevereaux298
      @jonathandevereaux298 Před 2 lety

      @@Rodshark75 "I don't agree with him so he's a sellout" turns out people can have different opinions from you and that's okay. 👌

  • @brianjoyce9742
    @brianjoyce9742 Před 4 lety

    YASS, Dennis, never said better and righteously. Being a parent is the only thing HOLY with all its obligations etc. If you drop that responsibility any HELL is just a step less than not enuff pain. Only time I wish there was a god to punish them

  • @thaddeust.thirdiii736
    @thaddeust.thirdiii736 Před rokem +1

    Parenting is definitely not the most important job on the planet. Farmers contribute more than parents

  • @amazinginspiration
    @amazinginspiration Před 14 lety

    What do you do when you find someoen so sexually attractive, but you don't like their personality? I don't really like this guy's personality, but I can't stop feeling attracted to him. I don't even want to be attracted to him! Help me!

  • @jskf622
    @jskf622 Před 14 lety

    John and Kate Gosslin should learn from Dennis Miller.

  • @heatbucspies55
    @heatbucspies55 Před 13 lety +3

    He's like a funnier, conservative version of Bill Maher.

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE Před 14 lety +1

    What the hell does "Rant" mean?

  • @UberREDKitteh
    @UberREDKitteh Před 13 lety

    @Jaybeefromhiscastle So because you're older than me you have to be smarter than me and auto-win an argument? Wow...Just. Wow

  • @Jaybeefromhiscastle
    @Jaybeefromhiscastle Před 13 lety

    @UberREDKitteh Do you trawl Miller's vids for intelligent people to annoy? Yes, OBVIOUSLY society is imperfect, as otherwise it wouldn't need elections or change. Yes, every person who commits suicide is a big red cross in the societal scoresheet. We failed that poor man somehow. It therefore follows that ADVOCATING suicide is wrong. If you don't see that, you need more help than I can give.

  • @Jaybeefromhiscastle
    @Jaybeefromhiscastle Před 13 lety

    @UberREDKitteh Well this is all my own fault for not reading your profile in advance. According to it you're just a 17 yr old kid. That'll teach me to check profiles as well as using my own inline assessment about whether a someone is worth talking to. Ciao, bambino.

  • @timinqueue
    @timinqueue Před 13 lety

    Jerry Sandusky, Dennis is talking to you....

  • @jballantyne553
    @jballantyne553 Před 9 lety +4

    Back when Miller was funny

  • @dessertyeti
    @dessertyeti Před 14 lety

    it was a joke-joke

  • @17865329
    @17865329 Před 13 lety

    @17865329 Rather dramatic shift to the right.

    • @paulmarley4136
      @paulmarley4136 Před 6 měsíci

      After Twelve years do you still think Dennis went to the Right, or did the world take a dramatic shift to the LEFT???

  • @Byrnzi360
    @Byrnzi360 Před 13 lety

    A license sounds like a great idea... but the people giving out the licenses would be idiotic government goons who can't even tie their shoes without debating it for twelve months.

  • @everettallan
    @everettallan Před 12 lety +2

    ummmm no! Dennis when it comes to social issues is still leans liberal! but he believes that as a nation we must protect ourselves and not worry so much other countries or people opinion...Maher is a liberalterian and just plays up to his base of not thinking lackies who think hes brilliant to just a ideologue! Dennis is way smarter than beagle nosed!

  • @AmericusMaximus
    @AmericusMaximus Před 6 měsíci

    A champion of life, but not of the unborns’ life?

  • @amazinginspiration
    @amazinginspiration Před 14 lety

    @JinxOz hmm. ok well i choose Not to have sex with him. Acting upon sex urges is not that important, and I should be able to direct my physical energy towards other healthy/ safe outlets such as sports. This way any perverse urges should subside.

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Před 2 měsíci

    My father was an abusive narcissist, if I had 5he choice ,,i would have taken the choice of being aborted. However it made me excessively nice