The 4 Most Insulting TV Ads You See Every Christmas | Spit Take Theater
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Between October and January the average American will see 27 million holiday-themed advertisements. (We didn't get the exact number there.) Happy Holidays
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Uuummmmm... I always thought that Foldgers commercial was about an older brother surprising his little sister. Now, I can never unsee what I just saw. Thaaaanks.
It is her brother.
I still don't see how it's sexualized
just the way they talk and look at each other. there's a kind of sexual air to the hole thing.
I hate they did that. Cause that's her brother.
Johnny Doogles Not seeing it...
To be fair, the dad would have to be pretty smart to figure out how to get a pony inside unnoticed.
Right! He even put a bow on it, and to be fair, I thought the ad was pretty funny.
Bryan Sheverbush A PONY!!!
Bryan Sheverbush I know my dad would have
Ponys aren't as good as pizza
@@malcolmsteinhoff8526 A lot depends on the chef.
The Taco John one still cracks me up every time. It's so fruckin' lazy! :D
LokNWykLeer it doesn't even fit lmao
"fruckin"
They get a pass,... because potato oles.
7:20 My wife got a plug tester for Christmas because she's an electrician. :)
This comment has been here three years, and I'm SHOCKED that no one replied with the obligatory pun!
@@teemusid Hee hee, "Christmas".
Hi, I hope she is still riding that wild stallion.
Happy do-over from January 1st 2021
I think the pony commercial was more Ebay's way of saying "Kids, maybe you DON'T want a pony for Christmas"
Logic hurts the joke.
If "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup," then I am going back to bed. I do not even like coffee.
Same XD
Real coffee is delicious. Folgers is shit.
akira081971
So that explains why Folgers has a crap advertising slogan?
It does. Their slogan should be: "Tell your guests to get the hell out. Serve Folgers." Bleech.
akira081971
How about, "Just another boring coffee"? "But at least it is cheap."
Got friend-zoned right at the end.
I think I've read a Wincest fanfic based on that Folgers ad...
What was it called 😅. I'm asking for a friend
Camel Or caramel
Tastes like Home or The Best Part of Waking up, depending if you want fluff or... the other thing
+Emily Black not funny. the youtube ad is better
Is Wincest Supernatural?
davincent98 Yes.
jaime lannister supports folgers coffee
Hylander27 and so does Cersei.
The best part of wakin' up..
I totally agree on the Lexus and Mercedes-Bens commercials. I've been complaining about this for years.
And the $399.99 monthly payments.
A power drill would make a fine gift regardless of your gender. They're nice to have around.
+Phlebas Not, _every_ Christmas though. You only need one or two at a time.
Master Markus
Nonsense! Everyone should have at least six, all coloured differently depending on the occasion. The yellow one is for fixing furniture, the red one is for outdoor projects, the black one is for putting holes in walls, the blue one is just for show...
+Phlebas Definitely. I always have to borrow my father's, only one of my sisters always borrowing them. ...*lesigh* If he had six (or, for that matter, if I did) the problem would be solved!
+Sigart To follow Phlebas' logic, he would have one for each occassion. One for lending to you and one for lending to your sister! Wouldn't that be great!
+Phlebas Oh PLEEEEEESE!!!! What is wrong with you!! Would you like to get a toilet brush!! It's very useful!! GIFT should be not practical!!! That's what a gift is!!
Dear media: when women said we wanted "equality," we didn't mean that we wanted you to start treating men with the same curious admixture of idealization, disdain, and condescending stereotypes with which you have treated women since the invention of the printing press. Thank you.
@@ederanged7960 It's also a fact that most commercials are written by men, showing not that this is what some women actually want, but that this is what the men trying to sell to women _think_ women want.
Im sorry the world isnt one big liberal arts college campus...😒if u got offended over somethin like that the problem isnt society its u.
@@KM-ut7iu Nothing she said indictaed at all that she was offended. She's just informative. YOU, however, seem extremely offended that she would point out how stupid something is. So....sounds like a YOU problem.
If God wanted women to be equal, he wouldn't have waited for men to give you the right to vote.
Can-shaped cranberry sauce is SOOO GOOD.
Love that cylindrical shape, AND the taste isn't bad.
Mors Coronam A PONY!!!
Kinda funny but when I was a kid, I always wanted that first slice because it looked like the bottom of the can...
She said she'd be my best friend forever if I clicked subscribe, but I'm already subscribed what do I do
Click the button twice.
Welcome to the friend zone
just tell her, that you're already subscribed...
You have a point +Furi0usGeorgeX
Said like someone who never actually touched one. Boobs NEED to have some sag in order to play with them.
4:00 IT'S A BOX OF CONDOMS.
Overdrive02 A PONY!!!
I've noticed two holiday ads that were REALLY insulting to people who have no choice but to live at home with their parents, making it look like people who do so aren't wanting to grow up or that having geeky hobbies is embarrassing...and these are from Best Buy and Radio Shack, two stores that ENCOURAGE geeky hobbies. So way to go for alienating your customers and employees by assuming they're losers. (And even more shameful as Radio Shack had Weird Al in there...BOO!!!)
+LaDracul so........ you live with your parents.
Not my choice, not happy I had to spend an unnecessarily long time unemployed and I have struggles with social anxiety. And I'm not the only one out there who is in this situation.
LaDracul
been there, done that.
just keep looking for new horizons; you'll find something
+LaDracul you live at home with your parents, don't you, Bamboccioni?
gnamp Unfortunately yes, but I think in this economic climate, we shouldn't be painting people in this situation as 'losers'. It doesn't mean they don't want to get out of this situation as in my personal situation, I will have to visit where I plan to move first as well as find a trustworthy roommate. You can't just up and leave if you want to be successful on your own, you have to plan.
"Apple, you wanna try and do better?"
(robot voice) "On the 12th day of christmas my iphone gave to me"
"Come on! That guy isn't even singing"
Hahaha :D
I'm insulted by those new fucking Dominoes commercials. No one can tell me to fucking eat a salad when I want pizza.
AlphaHunter A PONY!!!
Seriously. How is one person forcing an entire group to eat a fucking salad instead of the thing most of the group wants?
Jim Spencer sometimes it's the daughter
AlphaHunter I wouldn't mind getting a Caesar salad with my pizza order, but the cheap bastards actually mix in iceberg lettuce in their Caesar salad. WTF, it's not as if romaine lettuce costs that much and they overcharge for the salad anyway.
AlphaHunter entitlement promotion
Cracked videos are hit and miss sometimes, but this is really done well. Dark world of Christmas advertisment :)
dude you have a badass name
*begins slow clap for the ending cut of the extremely cute girl asking us to suscribe*
+Kugrox Agreed. She's really beautiful ... which is probably why she's the thumbnail for many of the videos she's actually in. I wish they used her in more endplates too. They'd (rightly) be accused of pandering, though. And certain viewers would, apparently, resent it.
I mean, she is attractive, but she's very intelligent and one of their best writers.
I am going to subscribe so hard. You want that don't you.
only reason i haven't subscribed to cracked is the woman at the end telling me to
Same xD
same
NinjaKing895 have you heard of this cool thing, I bet you'll love it. Its called a joke.
Brenton Casey Not very funny, just anoying. xD
If you want to beg me to subscribe, put on a girl with more cleavage at least.
That ending turned me on so much I literally forgot what the video was about
Folger's: The official coffee of Christmas incest
The Nostalgia Critic has entered the chat
I still think, judging by the comments on these videos, that Cracked should publish a PSA explaining what 'satire' is.
I wonder if Crack will analyze the culmination of short and weird art-house films that are cologne and perfume commercials. Or perhaps they have already?
Women don't want jewelry from Sears. Hell, nobody wants anything from Sears. Is Sears still around?
Stan McSerr sears is where men shop you panty wipe
Stan McSerr They sell damn good tools. Craftsman has a lifetime guarantee.
Yeah, if you find the few that are not made in China. It used to be superior tools, but Sears chose cheap over quality. Why go there when you could go to the Home Depot. At least you could get your lumber and nails there.
I am still using the mitor saw my husband bought me 7 years ago. Way better than some stupid earnings.
that would be false...home depot sells the same shit
This actually made me kind of depressed, but then a look at the comments section picked me right back up again. Thanks you guys!
wierdly fitting that something as vapid as youtube comments pipped you back up after being brought down by something as vapid as christmas ads.
please do something with yourself. that advice is your christmas present this year.
This video made me search Christmas incest
I was not disappointed
Cameron MacKinnon Okay, you got me, like. DONT. DO. IT. AGAIN.
Lol
Cameron MacKinnon I don't know wether to be exited, aroused or terrified.
AgentWashingtub I find a mixture of all available options to be the best bet.
Cameron MacKinnon A terror boner? Is that even possible?
Why the crap is the "vampire" using an old fashioned treadle sewing machine?
Carolyn H A PONY!!!
Carolyn H Vampires are old, treadle sewing machines are old? idk, just guessing
I still have my grandma's old sewing machine. 😀 Does that make me a vampire?
don't forget there are alot of holiday themed commercials that don't ever change they play the exact same commercials every single year
If I ever bought my wife a Drill for Christmas she'd be like. You got the Warranty right?
Richard isdorky , why does this shit keep popping up? Get ur shit together!
Steven Chu What?
Richard isdorky there better be a dildo on the other end of that drill to get me to like it.
horrorghoul Everybodys got a Kink. You do you sister.
Richard isdorky I'm confused, because I rewound that video, and the guy from Cracked referred to "long lost lovers" not sure how this convo segued to they are siblings.
"And always with that red bow!" Lol you are so right
Ohmy this was hilarious, also interesting and thought-provoking. I about lost it at the innuendo and sibling coffee thing.
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(It’s the ‘extended cut.’ Hilarious.)
@@scottwilliams7683 Oh man thanks for this hahahah. My life is so chaotic and weird and no one seems normal anymore or likes to laugh. Sorry to go on an unrelated tirade but it's true so thanks for the laugh.
Hmmm so this begs the question then doesn't it, what is more annoying Christmas ads that are just lazy and just put moving objects on the screen because they think that all of there customers are drooling idiots or the dreaded back to school ads that we all at one point fear and hate because they remind us of the fact that we will soon have to be locked up in a building with those same drooling idiots?
Run-on sentences are also annoying.
tdylan
The internet is no place for grammar!
TheMoosePad lmfao, good one.. :/ i spit on the screen, ew.
OMFG, I hate #1 so much! It's as if they can't even dress themselves. Why do they think that makes good advertisement?
I totally agree. In gender stereotype ads, the men have the intelligence of a 3 year old. Does this even make women feel more secure, being the more intelligent ones? Not really.
6TheLastBroadcaster6 i know, it's so irritating, women get their fair share of patronising adverts too, like all cleaning products feature a woman going YAY THIS IS SO EASY NOW I HAVE MORE TIME TO COOK HUBBY'S DINNER AND IRON HIS SHIRTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY. if it features a man it's always just as bad like they think men are incapable of cleaning cause it's 'woman's work' ¬¬
and apparently all women would prefer a nice practical blender to an Xbox 360 and the adverts are all with this new 'girl' feature you can convince your wife that this IS a practical gift *nudge nudge wink wink* because female gamers don't exist. Nooo.
It literally scares me that such idiot advertisers are in a position to influence the public with such stereotyped ads.
@ 0:42 No, that IS how many we'll see! You guessed it perfectly!
BiloxiElizabeth A PONY!!!
Zenith Rendezvous normally I'd find something like this annoying but I can't help reading it in the girls voice and cracking up
Great video guys, you made some really good points. Looking forward to your next video, keep up the great work!
to be fair, my mom DOES actually want power tools for Christmas
The end of the video to tell you to subscribe is amazing. Hands down best one I've seen so far. EVAR
What's funny is we currently have a butterball turkey in the freezer and ocean spray cranberry sauce in the cupboard right now 😂 The turkey brand varies year to year but our cranberry sauce is always the same.
Honesty, the fact that Christmas is becoming based on commercialism doesn't bother me. It's a fun time to buy shit, sip hot chocolate, unwrap a present or two, and just enjoy the fun time where you can eat all you want and buy some stuff.
Tytheawesomedude A PONY!!!
Tytheawesomedude becoming? Its been commercialised for over 100 years
Zenith Rendezvous a penis
This guy is hilarious
I must have watched dozens upon dozens of Cracked videos, and only just now did I subscribe. That end right there finally did me in.
subscribing just for spit takes, these are darn hilarious.
screw the earrings... gimme the drill... but hell no on craftsman... gimme makita!!! that'd make my christmas ^_^
I know a few guys that did give their wives the hmhm... "the drill" for their present. That's all they got... Sex
This was great haha
I watch this every year at this time. Always good for a laugh
'Happy Honda Days' sounds like 'happy hunger games'.
fyi : I'm a woman, and I actually wanted a drill for Christmas. Got one too. I'd rather have something useful than some dumbass jewelry. I agree with the rest of this video.
Trying too hard
+Sarah Albarn Nice to know there are more tool belt divas out there like me! :-)
Diamonds aren't that rare and it's a rock so it's basically a circle with (unusable) salt on it
Luis Romero-Cruz Diamonds are pressurized carbon, not sodium chloride (or any other form of salt).
Well at least the dumb dad in the end didn't forget the bow. Lexus would be proud.
Love your ending line.
Perfect.
My mom actually did get a craftsman drill as a gift one year. She likes practical things.
Why do the video titles never match the one given within the video?
>"The 4 most Insulting TV Ads..."
>"4 Annoying Christmas Ads That Ruin Every Christmas"
Aren't they two different categories...?
Cracked is infamous for having misleading titles. You should go to their website for more examples.
Have you never snorted a line of folgers?
better than coke
Joseph Laramie Bwahaha
This was hilarious and it makes good points. I'd like to see an episode where they look at this some more
Probably one of the funniest Cracked vids. The Folgers incest thing had me in tears.
The other thing about that Folgers incest ad is that the brother tells us that he just got back from West Africa, where coffee fucking comes from, and then refers to the tub of Folgers as "real coffee".
Very good points made.
Marcus Amyotte I can think of two really good points they made at the end.
He's so funny I cannot. He seems so serious and official and then he says some casual bs and it's great 😂😂
Awesome vid, this is why I subscribed.
I am so disappointed Cracked didn't discuss that stupid fucking K-Mart ad where the dudes were jingling their nuts in their boxer to "Jingle Bells". That is an absurd advertisement if I've ever seen one.
oh yeah.
I've never seen that one, lmao. I'm kinda surprised they put that on TV.
Edit: I just watched it, that was odd.
Absurd, sure, but offensive... not really. Ballsy though.
I'm all about the Coca Cola Polar Bears
Yes and Hershey's kisses ringing like bells to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". That and the Coca Cola Polar Bears are basically the only good Christmas commercials.
I love this. It's an eye opener.
The last part of the video make my night!!
wait, there's no such thing as x-mas incest? what the hell is the thanksgiving porn feast for then?!
It's in preparation for the st..Patricks day incest party
The coffee commercial. I thought the brother had been away on military tour and he got to come home for Christmas.
If I recall this commercial originally aired during the first years of the first Gulf War. I remember that it completely made sense at the time to be a military brother coming home.
Kelsey Tidwell I wasn't even alive when the Gulf War happened.
An Bala well don't feel bad...you'll be old soon enough lol. Every year goes faster and faster and faster :)
I watch this video every year and it doesn't disappoint me
Great video! So well said!
3:50 I guess you could say "Hot Coffee" sorry again,
The coffee ad has a brother and sister making coffee, you perverts!
Angela M Ricks A PONY!!
Zenith Rendezvous pony? What are you saying? I remember that commercial very well, so a new perspective seems overly odd to me. I had to be a prude ( obnoxious ) about it. LOL!
Don't worry, this Zenith person seems to be a dumb spammer.
Nicole Richwine, Thank you, have a great day!😀
Thank you!! I loved that commercial back in the day!! It was a sweet family sentiment. That part of this video really ticked me off.
i am somewhat happy and terribly sad, i have just now stumbled upon cracked. This is on e of my favorite episodes so far. But, i love them all, you guys rule! Sad, that i missed out for so long...
Happpppy because of the thousands of videos yet to come all the while making the frivoulous forty hour work week seem like a beautiful and romantic christmas vacation to the bahamas...with my sister.
You nailed it, guys!
At 7:11 you forgot to censor out the f*ck, but you censored it at 1:47
"Tacky Joes"... ha.
Dark Arts Dabbler hahaha!!😄
Bahaha I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart and from TACO JOHN Priceless
I thought you were gonna find 4 commercials companies just never stop recycling, like that M&M's ad where they meet santa and one of 'em faints I've been seeing since I was fucking 5. I still see that to this day.
There are two types of people on youtube:
Those who take the comment section on youtube seriously and get offended
And those who laugh their heads off
+Still Just-Me what about trolls? you forgot trolls.
+Generic Internetter Trolls usually fall into the first category.
frogsoda
so which category are you? i dont see you laughing
+Generic Internetter I laugh at trolls
frogsoda
but do you feed them?
It's November ffs !!! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
I've always had a soft spot for the pony commercial since I asked for one for years although my dream usually involved finding a saddle under the tree. 😂😂
Wait, there are TWELVE days of Christmas?!! Oh crap, I have a few hundred days I have to retroactively celebrate.
haha pretty sure my dad got my mom a drill for her birthday once
Gracey Shaw A PONY!!!
Zenith Rendezvous a penis
See...the last folgers commercial...you're supposed to be 40 like me and you're supposed to know they're related because it's the next generation of the same family in the same house commercial that ran til the late 90s.
ohh That makes the commercial even more funnier
Here it is 4 months away from Christmas and the anticipation of these ads are higher than ever, let's not fogey the Black Friday ads that typically appear immediately RIGHT when the clock strikes 12am on November 1st
I like to pause the Spit Take videos after a solid punch line, and just ride the laugh out to its fullest potential.
That lady at the end really creeped me out
She creeped me out the same way strippers creep me out ;)
WTF are commercials, oh yeah are those the things no one watches anymore because of DVR's
DVR's... what is this, the 90's??! I haven't watched anything aired on TV, digital recording or otherwise, since internet speeds went above 56k.
LOL, the thought of having to wait for something to air so you can record it and then watch it later... do you still take a horse and cart when you go to town to get your wooden sandals fixed?!
*****
lol, you are a shit troll. But you're still funny, just not the way you wish you were.
gupiwa He got you to reply. If he truly is a troll, a "shit" one or not, he won.
tdylan
Negatory, trolls only win by getting an emotional rise out of someone. I've counter trolled trolls more times than I can count.
gupiwa lol, he destroyed you and you're too stupid to let it go.
I love you, Cracked; as much as I hate television commercials. Which is a lot.
I've enjoyed every episode of this show so far, Jack.
the girl asking me to subscribe sounded like a pornstar doing ASMR
So i subscribed wheres my BFF
Syisulis Solease A PONY!!!
Syisulis Solease All I heard was she'd do me. I am in!
Sweet! More videos!
This is making me dread the holidays! IT'S ONLY JULY! I hate every month for one reason or another!
So... is there supposed to be several seconds of silence at the beginning? No Christmas rap?
CZcams copyright strikes again.
OH KRUStY KRAB OH KRUSty Krab oh how I luv u krusty krab
PrincessHoney Lisadymion A PONY!!!
Zenith Rendezvous
A PONY
Aurora Tepesh i don't get the a pony thing
The kid asks for a soft toy pony for Christmas, instead dad gets her a real one. It kicks around and runs away. So mom purchases one toy online, the kid becomes excited and yells PONY
Aurora Tepesh ohhhh
You guys... ARE GENIUS! I love you all...
Love this.
oh man they are siblings...
This video made me happy that I calibrated Hanukkah instead.
nothing but jelly donuts, spending time with you family, getting presents and singing around the Menorah as the little ones lighting up the candles for 8 days straight :).
And the diference to christmas is?
I would figure that the draw back would be having to go to work the next morning after some of those nights of celebration. Knowing you have work the following day after a party sucks the life out of it. Other than that, Hanukkah sounds pretty awesome.
How do you calibrate Hannukah? How accurate is the calibration?
Ralph Anthony Espos It has to be within a tolerance of 8 lumens.
***** That's pretty accurate.
And who's paying for those cars' insurances? haha
Well thank god the pony decided to wait patiently and quietly until the mom and little girl went downstairs