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  • @shas1882
    @shas1882 Před 8 lety +92

    Uuummmmm... I always thought that Foldgers commercial was about an older brother surprising his little sister. Now, I can never unsee what I just saw. Thaaaanks.

    • @hagiadzo
      @hagiadzo Před 8 lety

      It is her brother.

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack Před 7 lety +5

      I still don't see how it's sexualized

    • @deadlandsdan2339
      @deadlandsdan2339 Před 7 lety +23

      just the way they talk and look at each other. there's a kind of sexual air to the hole thing.

    • @LordPoppy
      @LordPoppy Před 7 lety

      I hate they did that. Cause that's her brother.

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack Před 7 lety +1

      Johnny Doogles Not seeing it...

  • @Sharky4152
    @Sharky4152 Před 7 lety +354

    To be fair, the dad would have to be pretty smart to figure out how to get a pony inside unnoticed.

  • @LokNWykLeer
    @LokNWykLeer Před 7 lety +134

    The Taco John one still cracks me up every time. It's so fruckin' lazy! :D

  • @squirreljester2
    @squirreljester2 Před 10 lety +50

    7:20 My wife got a plug tester for Christmas because she's an electrician. :)

    • @teemusid
      @teemusid Před 6 lety +6

      This comment has been here three years, and I'm SHOCKED that no one replied with the obligatory pun!

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 Před 5 lety +1

      @@teemusid Hee hee, "Christmas".

    • @PerspectiveEngineer
      @PerspectiveEngineer Před 3 lety

      Hi, I hope she is still riding that wild stallion.
      Happy do-over from January 1st 2021

  • @MrLaxdude89
    @MrLaxdude89 Před 10 lety +60

    I think the pony commercial was more Ebay's way of saying "Kids, maybe you DON'T want a pony for Christmas"

  • @yosefmacgruber1920
    @yosefmacgruber1920 Před 7 lety +234

    If "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup," then I am going back to bed. I do not even like coffee.

    • @poe_thing3669
      @poe_thing3669 Před 7 lety +2

      Same XD

    • @akira081971
      @akira081971 Před 7 lety +4

      Real coffee is delicious. Folgers is shit.

    • @yosefmacgruber1920
      @yosefmacgruber1920 Před 7 lety +1

      akira081971
      So that explains why Folgers has a crap advertising slogan?

    • @akira081971
      @akira081971 Před 7 lety +2

      It does. Their slogan should be: "Tell your guests to get the hell out. Serve Folgers." Bleech.

    • @yosefmacgruber1920
      @yosefmacgruber1920 Před 7 lety +3

      akira081971
      How about, "Just another boring coffee"? "But at least it is cheap."

  • @PleasantlyLee
    @PleasantlyLee Před 10 lety +33

    Got friend-zoned right at the end.

  • @emilyblack7342
    @emilyblack7342 Před 8 lety +222

    I think I've read a Wincest fanfic based on that Folgers ad...

    • @camelorcaramel5732
      @camelorcaramel5732 Před 8 lety +15

      What was it called 😅. I'm asking for a friend

    • @emilyblack7342
      @emilyblack7342 Před 8 lety +34

      Camel Or caramel
      Tastes like Home or The Best Part of Waking up, depending if you want fluff or... the other thing

    • @killerrobot7084
      @killerrobot7084 Před 8 lety

      +Emily Black not funny. the youtube ad is better

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 6 lety +1

      Is Wincest Supernatural?

    • @anniehoward7333
      @anniehoward7333 Před 6 lety +1

      davincent98 Yes.

  • @Hylander27
    @Hylander27 Před 9 lety +112

    jaime lannister supports folgers coffee

  • @Matthew.Wade27
    @Matthew.Wade27 Před 10 lety +72

    I totally agree on the Lexus and Mercedes-Bens commercials. I've been complaining about this for years.

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas Před 8 lety +149

    A power drill would make a fine gift regardless of your gender. They're nice to have around.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 8 lety +5

      +Phlebas Not, _every_ Christmas though. You only need one or two at a time.

    • @Phlebas
      @Phlebas Před 8 lety +17

      Master Markus
      Nonsense! Everyone should have at least six, all coloured differently depending on the occasion. The yellow one is for fixing furniture, the red one is for outdoor projects, the black one is for putting holes in walls, the blue one is just for show...

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart Před 8 lety +4

      +Phlebas Definitely. I always have to borrow my father's, only one of my sisters always borrowing them. ...*lesigh* If he had six (or, for that matter, if I did) the problem would be solved!

    • @jozina1
      @jozina1 Před 8 lety +3

      +Sigart To follow Phlebas' logic, he would have one for each occassion. One for lending to you and one for lending to your sister! Wouldn't that be great!

    • @basiabasia3387
      @basiabasia3387 Před 8 lety +1

      +Phlebas Oh PLEEEEEESE!!!! What is wrong with you!! Would you like to get a toilet brush!! It's very useful!! GIFT should be not practical!!! That's what a gift is!!

  • @saraha8219
    @saraha8219 Před 7 lety +150

    Dear media: when women said we wanted "equality," we didn't mean that we wanted you to start treating men with the same curious admixture of idealization, disdain, and condescending stereotypes with which you have treated women since the invention of the printing press. Thank you.

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol Před 5 lety +10

      @@ederanged7960 It's also a fact that most commercials are written by men, showing not that this is what some women actually want, but that this is what the men trying to sell to women _think_ women want.

    • @KM-ut7iu
      @KM-ut7iu Před 5 lety +2

      Im sorry the world isnt one big liberal arts college campus...😒if u got offended over somethin like that the problem isnt society its u.

    • @creepitsurreal
      @creepitsurreal Před 4 lety +16

      @@KM-ut7iu Nothing she said indictaed at all that she was offended. She's just informative. YOU, however, seem extremely offended that she would point out how stupid something is. So....sounds like a YOU problem.

    • @mrmojomajestic8317
      @mrmojomajestic8317 Před 2 lety +5

      If God wanted women to be equal, he wouldn't have waited for men to give you the right to vote.

  • @morscoronam3779
    @morscoronam3779 Před 7 lety +25

    Can-shaped cranberry sauce is SOOO GOOD.
    Love that cylindrical shape, AND the taste isn't bad.

    • @michaelzhang5074
      @michaelzhang5074 Před 7 lety +3

      Mors Coronam A PONY!!!

    • @mikmaz77
      @mikmaz77 Před 5 lety

      Kinda funny but when I was a kid, I always wanted that first slice because it looked like the bottom of the can...

  • @Calamanatione
    @Calamanatione Před 9 lety +69

    She said she'd be my best friend forever if I clicked subscribe, but I'm already subscribed what do I do

    • @katrinas895
      @katrinas895 Před 9 lety +13

      Click the button twice.

    • @WilliamHasMelted
      @WilliamHasMelted Před 9 lety +27

      Welcome to the friend zone

    • @Mad9977
      @Mad9977 Před 9 lety +4

      just tell her, that you're already subscribed...

    • @Calamanatione
      @Calamanatione Před 9 lety +2

      You have a point +Furi0usGeorgeX

    • @XthegreatwhyX
      @XthegreatwhyX Před 7 lety +2

      Said like someone who never actually touched one. Boobs NEED to have some sag in order to play with them.

  • @overdrive023
    @overdrive023 Před 7 lety +15

    4:00 IT'S A BOX OF CONDOMS.

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul Před 8 lety +143

    I've noticed two holiday ads that were REALLY insulting to people who have no choice but to live at home with their parents, making it look like people who do so aren't wanting to grow up or that having geeky hobbies is embarrassing...and these are from Best Buy and Radio Shack, two stores that ENCOURAGE geeky hobbies. So way to go for alienating your customers and employees by assuming they're losers. (And even more shameful as Radio Shack had Weird Al in there...BOO!!!)

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 8 lety +7

      +LaDracul so........ you live with your parents.

    • @LaDracul
      @LaDracul Před 8 lety +34

      Not my choice, not happy I had to spend an unnecessarily long time unemployed and I have struggles with social anxiety. And I'm not the only one out there who is in this situation.

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 8 lety +11

      LaDracul
      been there, done that.
      just keep looking for new horizons; you'll find something

    • @gnamp
      @gnamp Před 8 lety +1

      +LaDracul you live at home with your parents, don't you, Bamboccioni?

    • @LaDracul
      @LaDracul Před 8 lety +19

      gnamp Unfortunately yes, but I think in this economic climate, we shouldn't be painting people in this situation as 'losers'. It doesn't mean they don't want to get out of this situation as in my personal situation, I will have to visit where I plan to move first as well as find a trustworthy roommate. You can't just up and leave if you want to be successful on your own, you have to plan.

  • @kellycowley3535
    @kellycowley3535 Před 9 lety +12

    "Apple, you wanna try and do better?"
    (robot voice) "On the 12th day of christmas my iphone gave to me"
    "Come on! That guy isn't even singing"
    Hahaha :D

  • @alphahunter4791
    @alphahunter4791 Před 7 lety +53

    I'm insulted by those new fucking Dominoes commercials. No one can tell me to fucking eat a salad when I want pizza.

    • @michaelzhang5074
      @michaelzhang5074 Před 7 lety

      AlphaHunter A PONY!!!

    • @garretttipton6163
      @garretttipton6163 Před 7 lety

      Seriously. How is one person forcing an entire group to eat a fucking salad instead of the thing most of the group wants?

    • @garretttipton6163
      @garretttipton6163 Před 7 lety

      Jim Spencer sometimes it's the daughter

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Před 7 lety

      AlphaHunter I wouldn't mind getting a Caesar salad with my pizza order, but the cheap bastards actually mix in iceberg lettuce in their Caesar salad. WTF, it's not as if romaine lettuce costs that much and they overcharge for the salad anyway.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 Před 7 lety

      AlphaHunter entitlement promotion

  • @Pecisk
    @Pecisk Před 10 lety +61

    Cracked videos are hit and miss sometimes, but this is really done well. Dark world of Christmas advertisment :)

  • @Kugrox
    @Kugrox Před 8 lety +32

    *begins slow clap for the ending cut of the extremely cute girl asking us to suscribe*

    • @danielsteel5251
      @danielsteel5251 Před 7 lety +1

      +Kugrox Agreed. She's really beautiful ... which is probably why she's the thumbnail for many of the videos she's actually in. I wish they used her in more endplates too. They'd (rightly) be accused of pandering, though. And certain viewers would, apparently, resent it.

    • @Oasis1635
      @Oasis1635 Před 7 lety +6

      I mean, she is attractive, but she's very intelligent and one of their best writers.

    • @andyoli75
      @andyoli75 Před 6 lety

      I am going to subscribe so hard. You want that don't you.

  • @TE4MTIGER
    @TE4MTIGER Před 10 lety +32

    only reason i haven't subscribed to cracked is the woman at the end telling me to

    • @vlad_IT_87
      @vlad_IT_87 Před 10 lety +1

      Same xD

    • @rkankare
      @rkankare Před 9 lety +2

      same

    • @peaches3835
      @peaches3835 Před 9 lety +2

      NinjaKing895 have you heard of this cool thing, I bet you'll love it. Its called a joke.

    • @vlad_IT_87
      @vlad_IT_87 Před 9 lety +4

      Brenton Casey Not very funny, just anoying. xD

    • @salahad-din9168
      @salahad-din9168 Před 9 lety +5

      If you want to beg me to subscribe, put on a girl with more cleavage at least.

  • @WilliamHasMelted
    @WilliamHasMelted Před 9 lety +4

    That ending turned me on so much I literally forgot what the video was about

  • @valsauramaa5817
    @valsauramaa5817 Před 10 lety +51

    Folger's: The official coffee of Christmas incest

  • @eldonstrackeii7892
    @eldonstrackeii7892 Před 7 lety +5

    I still think, judging by the comments on these videos, that Cracked should publish a PSA explaining what 'satire' is.

  • @Kalaloo
    @Kalaloo Před 10 lety +13

    I wonder if Crack will analyze the culmination of short and weird art-house films that are cologne and perfume commercials. Or perhaps they have already?

  • @stanmcserr8576
    @stanmcserr8576 Před 7 lety +146

    Women don't want jewelry from Sears. Hell, nobody wants anything from Sears. Is Sears still around?

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 Před 7 lety +4

      Stan McSerr sears is where men shop you panty wipe

    • @ZVPieGuy
      @ZVPieGuy Před 7 lety +4

      Stan McSerr They sell damn good tools. Craftsman has a lifetime guarantee.

    • @stanmcserr8576
      @stanmcserr8576 Před 7 lety +3

      Yeah, if you find the few that are not made in China. It used to be superior tools, but Sears chose cheap over quality. Why go there when you could go to the Home Depot. At least you could get your lumber and nails there.

    • @dawne5139
      @dawne5139 Před 7 lety +4

      I am still using the mitor saw my husband bought me 7 years ago. Way better than some stupid earnings.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 Před 7 lety +1

      that would be false...home depot sells the same shit

  • @ThanksIhateyoutoo
    @ThanksIhateyoutoo Před 9 lety +19

    This actually made me kind of depressed, but then a look at the comments section picked me right back up again. Thanks you guys!

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 8 lety

      wierdly fitting that something as vapid as youtube comments pipped you back up after being brought down by something as vapid as christmas ads.
      please do something with yourself. that advice is your christmas present this year.

  • @cameronmackinnon5923
    @cameronmackinnon5923 Před 9 lety +117

    This video made me search Christmas incest
    I was not disappointed

    • @696190
      @696190 Před 9 lety +5

      Cameron MacKinnon Okay, you got me, like. DONT. DO. IT. AGAIN.

    • @ChannelofD00M
      @ChannelofD00M Před 9 lety +1

      Lol

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 Před 8 lety +2

      Cameron MacKinnon I don't know wether to be exited, aroused or terrified.

    • @cameronmackinnon5923
      @cameronmackinnon5923 Před 8 lety +4

      AgentWashingtub I find a mixture of all available options to be the best bet.

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 Před 8 lety +2

      Cameron MacKinnon A terror boner? Is that even possible?

  • @carolynh8510
    @carolynh8510 Před 7 lety +45

    Why the crap is the "vampire" using an old fashioned treadle sewing machine?

    • @michaelzhang5074
      @michaelzhang5074 Před 7 lety +14

      Carolyn H A PONY!!!

    • @rachelgarber1423
      @rachelgarber1423 Před 7 lety +3

      Carolyn H Vampires are old, treadle sewing machines are old? idk, just guessing

    • @annic7995
      @annic7995 Před 6 lety

      I still have my grandma's old sewing machine. 😀 Does that make me a vampire?

  • @sesshomaruslover1
    @sesshomaruslover1 Před 7 lety +4

    don't forget there are alot of holiday themed commercials that don't ever change they play the exact same commercials every single year

  • @richardisdorky7411
    @richardisdorky7411 Před 7 lety +20

    If I ever bought my wife a Drill for Christmas she'd be like. You got the Warranty right?

    • @CountryRoadonline
      @CountryRoadonline Před 7 lety

      Richard isdorky , why does this shit keep popping up? Get ur shit together!

    • @richardisdorky7411
      @richardisdorky7411 Před 7 lety

      Steven Chu What?

    • @horrorghoul
      @horrorghoul Před 7 lety +7

      Richard isdorky there better be a dildo on the other end of that drill to get me to like it.

    • @richardisdorky7411
      @richardisdorky7411 Před 7 lety

      horrorghoul Everybodys got a Kink. You do you sister.

    • @rachelgarber1423
      @rachelgarber1423 Před 7 lety

      Richard isdorky I'm confused, because I rewound that video, and the guy from Cracked referred to "long lost lovers" not sure how this convo segued to they are siblings.

  • @ladyninja09
    @ladyninja09 Před 7 lety +2

    "And always with that red bow!" Lol you are so right

  • @shamanik1320
    @shamanik1320 Před 10 lety +8

    Ohmy this was hilarious, also interesting and thought-provoking. I about lost it at the innuendo and sibling coffee thing.

    • @scottwilliams7683
      @scottwilliams7683 Před rokem +1

      You might like this: czcams.com/video/fhfcWTZeP1k/video.html
      (It’s the ‘extended cut.’ Hilarious.)

    • @shamanik1320
      @shamanik1320 Před rokem

      @@scottwilliams7683 Oh man thanks for this hahahah. My life is so chaotic and weird and no one seems normal anymore or likes to laugh. Sorry to go on an unrelated tirade but it's true so thanks for the laugh.

  • @TheMoosePad
    @TheMoosePad Před 10 lety +29

    Hmmm so this begs the question then doesn't it, what is more annoying Christmas ads that are just lazy and just put moving objects on the screen because they think that all of there customers are drooling idiots or the dreaded back to school ads that we all at one point fear and hate because they remind us of the fact that we will soon have to be locked up in a building with those same drooling idiots?

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan Před 10 lety +14

      Run-on sentences are also annoying.

    • @TheMoosePad
      @TheMoosePad Před 10 lety +10

      tdylan
      The internet is no place for grammar!

    • @GravDiga
      @GravDiga Před 10 lety +3

      TheMoosePad lmfao, good one.. :/ i spit on the screen, ew.

  • @shadowhog777
    @shadowhog777 Před 10 lety +23

    OMFG, I hate #1 so much! It's as if they can't even dress themselves. Why do they think that makes good advertisement?

    • @ArborealOreo
      @ArborealOreo Před 10 lety +19

      I totally agree. In gender stereotype ads, the men have the intelligence of a 3 year old. Does this even make women feel more secure, being the more intelligent ones? Not really.

    • @theevilmasterofhugs2
      @theevilmasterofhugs2 Před 10 lety +6

      6TheLastBroadcaster6 i know, it's so irritating, women get their fair share of patronising adverts too, like all cleaning products feature a woman going YAY THIS IS SO EASY NOW I HAVE MORE TIME TO COOK HUBBY'S DINNER AND IRON HIS SHIRTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY. if it features a man it's always just as bad like they think men are incapable of cleaning cause it's 'woman's work' ¬¬
      and apparently all women would prefer a nice practical blender to an Xbox 360 and the adverts are all with this new 'girl' feature you can convince your wife that this IS a practical gift *nudge nudge wink wink* because female gamers don't exist. Nooo.
      It literally scares me that such idiot advertisers are in a position to influence the public with such stereotyped ads.

  • @biloxielizabeth6291
    @biloxielizabeth6291 Před 7 lety +13

    @ 0:42 No, that IS how many we'll see! You guessed it perfectly!

    • @michaelzhang5074
      @michaelzhang5074 Před 7 lety +4

      BiloxiElizabeth A PONY!!!

    • @mooki3babiiyonkerz
      @mooki3babiiyonkerz Před 7 lety +5

      Zenith Rendezvous normally I'd find something like this annoying but I can't help reading it in the girls voice and cracking up

  • @DevonBernard
    @DevonBernard Před 10 lety +25

    Great video guys, you made some really good points. Looking forward to your next video, keep up the great work!

  • @terencecluttey8302
    @terencecluttey8302 Před 7 lety +9

    to be fair, my mom DOES actually want power tools for Christmas

  • @weevisscoliosis1958
    @weevisscoliosis1958 Před 8 lety +1

    The end of the video to tell you to subscribe is amazing. Hands down best one I've seen so far. EVAR

  • @SiameezyRPGer
    @SiameezyRPGer Před 7 lety +5

    What's funny is we currently have a butterball turkey in the freezer and ocean spray cranberry sauce in the cupboard right now 😂 The turkey brand varies year to year but our cranberry sauce is always the same.

  • @olivialiive2309
    @olivialiive2309 Před 7 lety +21

    Honesty, the fact that Christmas is becoming based on commercialism doesn't bother me. It's a fun time to buy shit, sip hot chocolate, unwrap a present or two, and just enjoy the fun time where you can eat all you want and buy some stuff.

  • @jordancantwell776
    @jordancantwell776 Před 10 lety +11

    This guy is hilarious

  • @LinksGirlFriend
    @LinksGirlFriend Před 8 lety

    I must have watched dozens upon dozens of Cracked videos, and only just now did I subscribe. That end right there finally did me in.

  • @mrsryoukotakihama
    @mrsryoukotakihama Před 10 lety +2

    subscribing just for spit takes, these are darn hilarious.

  • @IAmValenwind
    @IAmValenwind Před 9 lety +6

    screw the earrings... gimme the drill... but hell no on craftsman... gimme makita!!! that'd make my christmas ^_^

    • @bip_bip_lechuga
      @bip_bip_lechuga Před 9 lety +1

      I know a few guys that did give their wives the hmhm... "the drill" for their present. That's all they got... Sex

  • @genericname34
    @genericname34 Před 10 lety +13

    This was great haha

  • @nilus2k
    @nilus2k Před 2 lety +1

    I watch this every year at this time. Always good for a laugh

  • @atro-city
    @atro-city Před 9 lety +3

    'Happy Honda Days' sounds like 'happy hunger games'.

  • @christinalahey327
    @christinalahey327 Před 8 lety +13

    fyi : I'm a woman, and I actually wanted a drill for Christmas. Got one too. I'd rather have something useful than some dumbass jewelry. I agree with the rest of this video.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 Před 8 lety +1

      Trying too hard

    • @christinalahey327
      @christinalahey327 Před 8 lety +3

      +Sarah Albarn Nice to know there are more tool belt divas out there like me! :-)

    • @luisr-c9286
      @luisr-c9286 Před 8 lety +5

      Diamonds aren't that rare and it's a rock so it's basically a circle with (unusable) salt on it

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury Před 7 lety

      Luis Romero-Cruz Diamonds are pressurized carbon, not sodium chloride (or any other form of salt).

  • @XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX
    @XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX Před 7 lety +3

    Well at least the dumb dad in the end didn't forget the bow. Lexus would be proud.

  • @dekayrenee4408
    @dekayrenee4408 Před 4 lety

    Love your ending line.
    Perfect.

  • @blueisasomedancer
    @blueisasomedancer Před 7 lety +2

    My mom actually did get a craftsman drill as a gift one year. She likes practical things.

  • @Yayonzo
    @Yayonzo Před 10 lety +22

    Why do the video titles never match the one given within the video?
    >"The 4 most Insulting TV Ads..."
    >"4 Annoying Christmas Ads That Ruin Every Christmas"
    Aren't they two different categories...?

    • @jerryjenkins4755
      @jerryjenkins4755 Před 9 lety

      Cracked is infamous for having misleading titles. You should go to their website for more examples.

  • @joelaramie2008
    @joelaramie2008 Před 7 lety +12

    Have you never snorted a line of folgers?

  • @michellecrocker7383
    @michellecrocker7383 Před 9 lety

    This was hilarious and it makes good points. I'd like to see an episode where they look at this some more

  • @TheWitchOvAgnesi
    @TheWitchOvAgnesi Před 8 lety

    Probably one of the funniest Cracked vids. The Folgers incest thing had me in tears.

  • @thewalruswasdave
    @thewalruswasdave Před 8 lety +3

    The other thing about that Folgers incest ad is that the brother tells us that he just got back from West Africa, where coffee fucking comes from, and then refers to the tub of Folgers as "real coffee".

  • @marcusamyotte5672
    @marcusamyotte5672 Před 9 lety +3

    Very good points made.

    • @agentwashingtub9167
      @agentwashingtub9167 Před 8 lety +1

      Marcus Amyotte I can think of two really good points they made at the end.

  • @Alexis-tv1yx
    @Alexis-tv1yx Před 7 lety

    He's so funny I cannot. He seems so serious and official and then he says some casual bs and it's great 😂😂

  • @212frankiefame
    @212frankiefame Před 10 lety

    Awesome vid, this is why I subscribed.

  • @Weirdtaste2012
    @Weirdtaste2012 Před 9 lety +12

    I am so disappointed Cracked didn't discuss that stupid fucking K-Mart ad where the dudes were jingling their nuts in their boxer to "Jingle Bells". That is an absurd advertisement if I've ever seen one.

    • @ancienttribes5310
      @ancienttribes5310 Před 9 lety

      oh yeah.

    • @CHLOCHLOLP
      @CHLOCHLOLP Před 9 lety

      I've never seen that one, lmao. I'm kinda surprised they put that on TV.
      Edit: I just watched it, that was odd.

    • @WashashoreProd
      @WashashoreProd Před 9 lety +2

      Absurd, sure, but offensive... not really. Ballsy though.

  • @kellenboyle86
    @kellenboyle86 Před 10 lety +7

    I'm all about the Coca Cola Polar Bears

    • @archiecook55
      @archiecook55 Před 10 lety +1

      Yes and Hershey's kisses ringing like bells to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". That and the Coca Cola Polar Bears are basically the only good Christmas commercials.

  • @alexisrodriguez5268
    @alexisrodriguez5268 Před 10 lety

    I love this. It's an eye opener.

  • @elvisantoniodislapujols9980

    The last part of the video make my night!!

  • @ryanbarker5217
    @ryanbarker5217 Před 8 lety +7

    wait, there's no such thing as x-mas incest? what the hell is the thanksgiving porn feast for then?!

    • @jaxg2117
      @jaxg2117 Před 7 lety +1

      It's in preparation for the st..Patricks day incest party

  • @anbala1946
    @anbala1946 Před 7 lety +5

    The coffee commercial. I thought the brother had been away on military tour and he got to come home for Christmas.

    • @KelseyTidwell
      @KelseyTidwell Před 7 lety +1

      If I recall this commercial originally aired during the first years of the first Gulf War. I remember that it completely made sense at the time to be a military brother coming home.

    • @anbala1946
      @anbala1946 Před 7 lety +1

      Kelsey Tidwell I wasn't even alive when the Gulf War happened.

    • @KelseyTidwell
      @KelseyTidwell Před 7 lety

      An Bala well don't feel bad...you'll be old soon enough lol. Every year goes faster and faster and faster :)

  • @noahblock786
    @noahblock786 Před 6 lety

    I watch this video every year and it doesn't disappoint me

  • @chefdavidalan
    @chefdavidalan Před 10 lety

    Great video! So well said!

  • @fionnconner1481
    @fionnconner1481 Před 9 lety +8

    3:50 I guess you could say "Hot Coffee" sorry again,

  • @angelamricks8666
    @angelamricks8666 Před 7 lety +16

    The coffee ad has a brother and sister making coffee, you perverts!

    • @michaelzhang5074
      @michaelzhang5074 Před 7 lety

      Angela M Ricks A PONY!!

    • @angelamricks8666
      @angelamricks8666 Před 7 lety

      Zenith Rendezvous pony? What are you saying? I remember that commercial very well, so a new perspective seems overly odd to me. I had to be a prude ( obnoxious ) about it. LOL!

    • @nicolerichwine5767
      @nicolerichwine5767 Před 7 lety +1

      Don't worry, this Zenith person seems to be a dumb spammer.

    • @angelamricks8666
      @angelamricks8666 Před 7 lety +1

      Nicole Richwine, Thank you, have a great day!😀

    • @joedougs
      @joedougs Před 7 lety +1

      Thank you!! I loved that commercial back in the day!! It was a sweet family sentiment. That part of this video really ticked me off.

  • @jitsujuFan
    @jitsujuFan Před 8 lety

    i am somewhat happy and terribly sad, i have just now stumbled upon cracked. This is on e of my favorite episodes so far. But, i love them all, you guys rule! Sad, that i missed out for so long...
    Happpppy because of the thousands of videos yet to come all the while making the frivoulous forty hour work week seem like a beautiful and romantic christmas vacation to the bahamas...with my sister.

  • @pickleballer1729
    @pickleballer1729 Před 8 lety

    You nailed it, guys!

  • @victorhopewave
    @victorhopewave Před 7 lety +8

    At 7:11 you forgot to censor out the f*ck, but you censored it at 1:47

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 Před 8 lety +3

    "Tacky Joes"... ha.

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 Před 6 lety

      Dark Arts Dabbler hahaha!!😄

  • @lionelmoran6058
    @lionelmoran6058 Před 10 lety

    Bahaha I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart and from TACO JOHN Priceless

  • @YCCCm7
    @YCCCm7 Před 9 lety +2

    I thought you were gonna find 4 commercials companies just never stop recycling, like that M&M's ad where they meet santa and one of 'em faints I've been seeing since I was fucking 5. I still see that to this day.

  • @stilljust-me2795
    @stilljust-me2795 Před 8 lety +26

    There are two types of people on youtube:
    Those who take the comment section on youtube seriously and get offended
    And those who laugh their heads off

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 8 lety +3

      +Still Just-Me what about trolls? you forgot trolls.

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda Před 8 lety +1

      +Generic Internetter Trolls usually fall into the first category.

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 8 lety +1

      frogsoda
      so which category are you? i dont see you laughing

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda Před 8 lety +1

      +Generic Internetter I laugh at trolls

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 8 lety

      frogsoda
      but do you feed them?

  • @sue_mswarrior115
    @sue_mswarrior115 Před 7 lety +3

    It's November ffs !!! Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

  • @pabrown69
    @pabrown69 Před 6 lety +1

    I've always had a soft spot for the pony commercial since I asked for one for years although my dream usually involved finding a saddle under the tree. 😂😂

  • @JLConawayII
    @JLConawayII Před 7 lety +1

    Wait, there are TWELVE days of Christmas?!! Oh crap, I have a few hundred days I have to retroactively celebrate.

  • @hotdog16000
    @hotdog16000 Před 7 lety +6

    haha pretty sure my dad got my mom a drill for her birthday once

  • @SandyDiVa
    @SandyDiVa Před 7 lety +4

    See...the last folgers commercial...you're supposed to be 40 like me and you're supposed to know they're related because it's the next generation of the same family in the same house commercial that ran til the late 90s.

    • @desmondben8576
      @desmondben8576 Před 7 lety +3

      ohh That makes the commercial even more funnier

  • @metalisonline
    @metalisonline Před 6 lety

    Here it is 4 months away from Christmas and the anticipation of these ads are higher than ever, let's not fogey the Black Friday ads that typically appear immediately RIGHT when the clock strikes 12am on November 1st

  • @deirdrekelley3307
    @deirdrekelley3307 Před 7 lety

    I like to pause the Spit Take videos after a solid punch line, and just ride the laugh out to its fullest potential.

  • @timothysamuel1192
    @timothysamuel1192 Před 7 lety +4

    That lady at the end really creeped me out

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 Před 7 lety +1

      She creeped me out the same way strippers creep me out ;)

  • @grkpektis
    @grkpektis Před 10 lety +20

    WTF are commercials, oh yeah are those the things no one watches anymore because of DVR's

    • @gupiwa
      @gupiwa Před 10 lety +7

      DVR's... what is this, the 90's??! I haven't watched anything aired on TV, digital recording or otherwise, since internet speeds went above 56k.
      LOL, the thought of having to wait for something to air so you can record it and then watch it later... do you still take a horse and cart when you go to town to get your wooden sandals fixed?!

    • @gupiwa
      @gupiwa Před 10 lety +2

      *****
      lol, you are a shit troll. But you're still funny, just not the way you wish you were.

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan Před 10 lety +5

      gupiwa He got you to reply. If he truly is a troll, a "shit" one or not, he won.

    • @gupiwa
      @gupiwa Před 10 lety +3

      tdylan
      Negatory, trolls only win by getting an emotional rise out of someone. I've counter trolled trolls more times than I can count.

    • @bobbill3594
      @bobbill3594 Před 10 lety

      gupiwa lol, he destroyed you and you're too stupid to let it go.

  • @TheSchmuck2
    @TheSchmuck2 Před 10 lety

    I love you, Cracked; as much as I hate television commercials. Which is a lot.

  • @daugbret
    @daugbret Před 10 lety

    I've enjoyed every episode of this show so far, Jack.

  • @anactualbrick8230
    @anactualbrick8230 Před 7 lety +3

    the girl asking me to subscribe sounded like a pornstar doing ASMR

  • @Syisulis
    @Syisulis Před 7 lety +8

    So i subscribed wheres my BFF

  • @visionplant
    @visionplant Před 10 lety +1

    Sweet! More videos!

  • @lorealmadonna8
    @lorealmadonna8 Před 6 lety +2

    This is making me dread the holidays! IT'S ONLY JULY! I hate every month for one reason or another!

  • @MyHouseOnTheMoon
    @MyHouseOnTheMoon Před 3 lety +3

    So... is there supposed to be several seconds of silence at the beginning? No Christmas rap?

  • @lisadymion6688
    @lisadymion6688 Před 7 lety +12

    OH KRUStY KRAB OH KRUSty Krab oh how I luv u krusty krab

    • @michaelzhang5074
      @michaelzhang5074 Před 7 lety +1

      PrincessHoney Lisadymion A PONY!!!

    • @auroratepesh7054
      @auroratepesh7054 Před 7 lety

      Zenith Rendezvous
      A PONY

    • @lisadymion6688
      @lisadymion6688 Před 7 lety

      Aurora Tepesh i don't get the a pony thing

    • @auroratepesh7054
      @auroratepesh7054 Před 7 lety

      The kid asks for a soft toy pony for Christmas, instead dad gets her a real one. It kicks around and runs away. So mom purchases one toy online, the kid becomes excited and yells PONY

    • @lisadymion6688
      @lisadymion6688 Před 7 lety

      Aurora Tepesh ohhhh

  • @wagnernsf
    @wagnernsf Před 10 lety

    You guys... ARE GENIUS! I love you all...

  • @robinguillie5277
    @robinguillie5277 Před 6 lety

    Love this.

  • @elguty4045
    @elguty4045 Před 9 lety +3

    oh man they are siblings...

  • @anakinchromosomewalker7031
    @anakinchromosomewalker7031 Před 10 lety +5

    This video made me happy that I calibrated Hanukkah instead.
    nothing but jelly donuts, spending time with you family, getting presents and singing around the Menorah as the little ones lighting up the candles for 8 days straight :).

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 Před 10 lety +2

      And the diference to christmas is?

    • @kevinwr7093
      @kevinwr7093 Před 10 lety

      I would figure that the draw back would be having to go to work the next morning after some of those nights of celebration. Knowing you have work the following day after a party sucks the life out of it. Other than that, Hanukkah sounds pretty awesome.

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 Před 9 lety +7

      How do you calibrate Hannukah? How accurate is the calibration?

    • @danr.5017
      @danr.5017 Před 9 lety +6

      Ralph Anthony Espos It has to be within a tolerance of 8 lumens.

    • @ralphanthonyespos9417
      @ralphanthonyespos9417 Před 9 lety

      ***** That's pretty accurate.

  • @alexanderhamilton9861
    @alexanderhamilton9861 Před 8 lety +2

    And who's paying for those cars' insurances? haha

  • @matt-ts1lc
    @matt-ts1lc Před 10 lety +1

    Well thank god the pony decided to wait patiently and quietly until the mom and little girl went downstairs