There's Something About Mary - 7 minute abs

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  • čas přidán 8. 02. 2014
  • This is a hilarious scene from the movie There's Something About Mary! HD quality - This is what kettlbell is NOT about :p. Stop looking for the magic exercise pill, and get to work :).
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Komentáře • 341

  • @GrindhouseJho
    @GrindhouseJho Před 2 lety +210

    "Step into my office!"
    "Why?"
    "Cause you're fucking fired!" 😂

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Před 2 lety +17

      Your car seat is making me itchy, man! What, are they made out of cactus?

    • @tonyhodgin1158
      @tonyhodgin1158 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I’m only waiting 7 minutes

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I feel like a lot of this was ad-lib.

  • @matthewhunter6421
    @matthewhunter6421 Před 5 lety +408

    I like how 6 minute abs broke his brain.

    • @snozzlehead92
      @snozzlehead92 Před 4 lety +14

      The same actor played the "pull-over" cop in Dumb and Dumber and he makes the same face when he drinks Loyd Chrismas's piss from the booze bottle.

    • @saulmarinoni1274
      @saulmarinoni1274 Před 3 lety +8

      classic Harland Williams

    • @TimTimSalabim
      @TimTimSalabim Před 2 lety +17

      No, not 6! I said 7!

    • @3November953am
      @3November953am Před 2 lety +13

      7’s the magic number, man.

    • @surgem6089
      @surgem6089 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao broke his brain

  • @nestordeanda9895
    @nestordeanda9895 Před 7 lety +249

    7 chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch ,
    epic had me dying

  • @SB-qm5wg
    @SB-qm5wg Před rokem +36

    That old children's tale from the sea lmfao. Gold.

  • @MarkLambertMusic
    @MarkLambertMusic Před 2 lety +87

    No one can do "desperately uncomfortable" like Ben Stiller.

    • @watchyamouth5053
      @watchyamouth5053 Před 2 lety +5

      When he claimed to milk a cat with Dinero he won me over 😂

  • @mwloos1
    @mwloos1 Před 3 lety +26

    Imagine having to stop working out to put in the dvd with the extra minute they send you.

  • @dlitowit
    @dlitowit Před 9 lety +221

    Best facial expressions of a person who fails to grasp a concept. He is always great.

    • @JIMEYZ
      @JIMEYZ Před 3 lety +1

      @RubberFistFight He said "facial" not "racial."

    • @JIMEYZ
      @JIMEYZ Před 3 lety

      Dlitowit
      Spewed that concept right out of his brain.

    • @Bojangles5-2
      @Bojangles5-2 Před 3 lety

      I came here just for that expression!

  • @Marconius17
    @Marconius17 Před 6 lety +79

    Oh my goodness, his facial grimace when he’s trying to grasp the concept of 6 minute abs.

  • @phishfearme2
    @phishfearme2 Před 8 lety +272

    all comedies should be required to have a Harland Williams cameo

    • @Nat3_H1gg3rs
      @Nat3_H1gg3rs Před 6 lety +8

      All Harland Williams movies should have a chin cameo

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před 2 lety +1

      yah? u suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine huh?

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 Před 5 měsíci +1

      He's also had a funny cameo as the motorcycle cop in Dumb and Dumber.

    • @phishfearme2
      @phishfearme2 Před 5 měsíci

      @@bryanrizzo9377 Tic-Tak sir?

    • @elvergazo2131
      @elvergazo2131 Před 4 měsíci

      And the noises que makes after drinking piss 🤣

  • @ThePadrinote
    @ThePadrinote Před 8 lety +154

    Oh they cut it a few seconds short, he goes, "your seats are making me itchy, are the made out of cactus?" lol great movie

  • @paulzenco6182
    @paulzenco6182 Před 6 lety +63

    Seven - Minute - Eeaabs

  • @XPAESX
    @XPAESX Před 6 lety +83

    This scene never gets old for me. Still as funny as the first time.

  • @TheHamsterMaster
    @TheHamsterMaster Před 2 lety +7

    LOL the awkward silence right after he mentions the 6 minute abs thing.

  • @Krooksbane
    @Krooksbane Před 7 lety +150

    It makes you wonder, did he kill the guy in the bag because he too mentioned six minute abs?

    • @sergebissainthe
      @sergebissainthe Před 4 lety +6

      Or he said he didn’t want to invest! My all time favorite scene!

    • @rawkguy4896
      @rawkguy4896 Před 2 lety +7

      Maybe his favorite cheese was gorgonzola

    • @weston407
      @weston407 Před rokem +2

      @@rawkguy4896 it's clearly brie time, baby

  • @fazertace6837
    @fazertace6837 Před 5 lety +295

    “It’s like you’re dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time baby” Best line in movie history.

    • @balkee42
      @balkee42 Před 5 lety +2

      Steve Usher hell yea it is

    • @fazertace6837
      @fazertace6837 Před 4 lety +5

      @Ben Richards makes me laugh EVERY time I see it dude.

    • @matthewstephens6848
      @matthewstephens6848 Před 4 lety +7

      I would've said 'You know that old children's tail from the sea!?' was better in this context. :)

    • @fazertace6837
      @fazertace6837 Před 4 lety +18

      @@matthewstephens6848 to be fair, the entire cameo by Harland Williams is brilliant.

    • @richieflores646
      @richieflores646 Před 4 lety +3

      “It’s clearly Brie time baby” is a famous line among old school ‘hardcore’ music listeners because it appears in a song called ‘Hadlock’

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef Před 6 lety +80

    That's the same twitch reaction Harland Williams had when he drank the piss as a cop in DUMB & DUMBER without making the sounds.

    • @puppylove126
      @puppylove126 Před 3 lety

      Dude! YES!!!

    • @gwildordipkin6504
      @gwildordipkin6504 Před 2 lety

      He actually drank piss in dumb and dumber for that scene.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před 2 lety

      yup nice eASTER EGG

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 Před 5 měsíci

      Funny thing about that scene in Dumb and Dumber is that eventhough Harland Williams as the cop was suspicious of drinking while driving it was piss and eventhough Harry and Lloyd were dumb hence the title of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" they weren't dumb enough to where they would drink piss which made the cop look like an idiot when he drank it and it made him look like he was more dumb than Harry and Lloyd were.

  • @Kevincarlloven
    @Kevincarlloven Před 2 lety +11

    "That old children's tale from the sea"?!!?, 🤣 🤣

  • @99tubalcain
    @99tubalcain Před 5 lety +26

    You know that old children's tale from the sea!

  • @Ruoktoday1
    @Ruoktoday1 Před 3 lety +23

    "..... send you the extra minute free " LOL

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Před 2 lety +2

      Unless someone comes up with "Six Minute Abs", then you're in trouble, right?

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před 2 lety

      🤣

    • @MouthOfFeces
      @MouthOfFeces Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@fromthehaven94no not 6! I said 7! Who works out in 6 minutes?

  • @TraumaER
    @TraumaER Před 6 lety +37

    One of the best scenes in comedy movie history!

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 Před 5 měsíci +1

      As a kid I had no idea that was Zen Gesner in that cameo as the badass bartender that says "Come on cough it up chompers" when Matt Dillon is paying for drinks. It was hard to tell it was him with the long hair and goatee. Gesner has appear in every Farrelly Brothers movie accept for the Three Stooges remake I think.

  • @strangetamer1505
    @strangetamer1505 Před 7 lety +94

    You cut the best part "I'm only waiting 7 minutes"

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers Před rokem +8

    He’s holding a dead body the whole time!!! Lmao!

  • @bosanova4545
    @bosanova4545 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Harland Williams is the goat of comedy. Been to his standup multiple times. Whenever I see him coming to town I ALWAYS get a ticket to the show. Every single show has been a different routine as well. He is pure gold.

    • @elizabethchell8138
      @elizabethchell8138 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I love Harland !! I think he was a genius in this movie so so funny and his timing just perfect !

  • @Gabagool101
    @Gabagool101 Před rokem +32

    You can tell Ben wanted to laugh so bad. And also this must have been improv’d by Harland lol

    • @morganjanelle4282
      @morganjanelle4282 Před rokem +6

      @Joshliss I just Googled this scene and you're right. Harland improvised this entire scene. 🤣
      Harland also improvised the beer-drinking scene in "Dumb & Dumber".

  • @Mark-jg2li
    @Mark-jg2li Před 3 lety +15

    I love how Ted is gradually shifting away from that guy the weirder he gets.
    'don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact...'

  • @cfrench61995
    @cfrench61995 Před 5 lety +29

    That tale from the sea...

  • @BuceGar
    @BuceGar Před rokem +9

    "It's Brie time baby!" One of my all-time favorite sayings.

  • @sammyshehole
    @sammyshehole Před 8 lety +72

    Damn. Kenny goes to prison for accidentally killing a horse and look at him now. Prison really does change you.

  • @frankfurlacker5219
    @frankfurlacker5219 Před 2 lety +7

    I remember someone at school saying absolutely nothing except “Noooooo” and I knew exactly where it was from. Lmao

  • @jmua8450
    @jmua8450 Před 6 lety +30

    We guarantee just as good a workout as the 8 minute folk.

  • @eviltaylor1
    @eviltaylor1 Před 3 lety +5

    I typed in "7 minute abs" and had to scroll through a page of actual 7 minute abs vid's, i'm off to check their comments sections for people quoting this.

  • @Ktonrider
    @Ktonrider Před 3 lety +5

    I was just peeing... me too, I was peeing too!

    • @JDela10
      @JDela10 Před 20 dny

      _"Ye im sure you were all just pissing."_ lol i love this movie.

  • @mcride9773
    @mcride9773 Před rokem +4

    We'll send you the extra minute... free" lmao

  • @mattgeary9987
    @mattgeary9987 Před 8 lety +25

    not even a mouse on a wheel!

  • @uncannycerebro
    @uncannycerebro Před 2 lety +8

    I always do this bit and everybody loves it everytime.

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 Před rokem +3

    Hitchhiker’s soliloquy and anecdotes are phenomenally humorous. Also, the execution of his terminating an employee “Step into my office. Cause your fuckin’ fired.” *Chefs Kiss*

  • @mikez.6309
    @mikez.6309 Před 7 lety +20

    Every damn character in this film was classic !

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 Před 5 měsíci

      Rob Moran who plays detective Stabler has been in every Farrelly Brothers movie since Dumb and Dumber accept for I think The Three Stooges remake and 2014s Dumb and Dumber 2.

  • @morganjanelle4282
    @morganjanelle4282 Před rokem +9

    Harland Williams (the hitchhiker) improvised this entire scene. Absolutely brilliant. 😂

  • @maxriley9276
    @maxriley9276 Před 3 lety +4

    Imagine buying a workout video and getting this guy

  • @chrislaustin
    @chrislaustin Před 9 lety +18

    Step in to my office........Why? Because your FUCKING FIRED! LOL

  • @SexyWhiteMail
    @SexyWhiteMail Před 3 lety +6

    1:49 is the best part of this scene.

  • @DanielFernandez-fb2zn
    @DanielFernandez-fb2zn Před 6 lety +16

    "Step into my office!"

    • @rylanlong186
      @rylanlong186 Před 3 lety +3

      Why?

    • @Soprano_661
      @Soprano_661 Před 3 lety +4

      @@rylanlong186 cause you’re fucking fired

    • @healthjay4253
      @healthjay4253 Před 2 lety

      @@rylanlong186 Your car seats are making me itchy man, what are they made of cactus!

  • @dans3458
    @dans3458 Před 7 lety +22

    I'm only waitin' 7 minutes.
    Total.

  • @phishfearme2
    @phishfearme2 Před 6 lety +6

    you remember that old children's tale from the sea!!

  • @eauneau
    @eauneau Před 3 měsíci +1

    I recently had a “friend” do something so similar to me it brought me to this. This person wanted me to help them with a business venture with absolutely no capital, no business plan, and no experience. When I began to ask about all the aforementioned, I got fired from a job I never asked for in the first place. 😂 It wasn’t a total loss. At least it reminded me of this scene. 😁

  • @Trent_Brooks1990
    @Trent_Brooks1990 Před rokem +3

    You walk into a video store and see 8 minute abs and see 7 right beside it, which one are you gonna pick! 😂

  • @kimmyfreak200
    @kimmyfreak200 Před 2 lety +5

    i love how uncomfortable he got scooting away touching his neck lmao 2:10

  • @kayak118
    @kayak118 Před 3 lety +7

    2:27 is what I came for. 🤣

  • @-M0LE
    @-M0LE Před rokem +2

    This is a masterpiece in comedy art
    Timing everything couldnt be replicated this take oe edit is flawless

  • @Jkroger100
    @Jkroger100 Před 7 lety +22

    Instant bad mood eraser.

  • @SexyWhiteMail
    @SexyWhiteMail Před 3 lety +2

    2:27 "Step into my office... " "Why?" "Cause you're fuckin' fired!"

  • @Djtwice-gu4yj
    @Djtwice-gu4yj Před 8 lety +41

    1:50-1:55 had me DYING!!!

    • @XIPHIASCDXX
      @XIPHIASCDXX Před 8 lety +12

      The OCD twitch, an old boss had the exact same reaction when I asked if I could wear a different hat one day. Mental disorders can be funny at times.

    • @gregoryblosser4426
      @gregoryblosser4426 Před 7 lety +4

      It's exactly why rich people used to entertain themselves by touring insane asylums. Patients were called "tomfools", hence the word "tomfoolery" for when someone is acting silly.

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 Před 2 lety +1

      one of the most hysterical movies ever made

  • @exdim735
    @exdim735 Před 6 lety +8

    Still great in 2017. But who remembers 'The Ben Stiller Show'?

    • @jacobprice8048
      @jacobprice8048 Před 5 lety

      Ben Stiller's Bono impression was the best

    • @JIMEYZ
      @JIMEYZ Před 3 lety

      EXDIM
      "Maaaaansooooon!" "Do it."

  • @3November953am
    @3November953am Před 2 lety +2

    Step into my office,
    Why??
    Cuz you’re fu@kin fired!

  • @guardian67
    @guardian67 Před 3 lety +6

    Damn. They cut out the ending bit of “what are these made out of? CACTUS!?”

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Před 4 lety +1

    Finally - one of the great scenes in modern comedy and this is the first one I've seen on YT where the audio is synced with the video. Its like their talking Gorgonzola when its clearly Brie time, baby !

  • @rocknrollmonkey8668
    @rocknrollmonkey8668 Před 2 lety +2

    Googled "7 minutes abs".
    Clicked videos tab.
    Had to scroll past a bunch of workout videos to find it.
    This was the 7th video down.

  • @matthewstephens6848
    @matthewstephens6848 Před 4 lety +4

    'You know that old children's tale form the sea!?' Fucking madness. Reminds me of Fear And Loathing - 'I'm thinking a guy with your kind of mind....oughta try the land crab. Excellent seafood.' :)

  • @ranerohit1205
    @ranerohit1205 Před 8 lety +24

    the art of subtle comedy ...rarely seen

  • @cmc5207
    @cmc5207 Před rokem +1

    I created a 4 minute abs video and discovered time travel by accident.

  • @gaucoin13
    @gaucoin13 Před 8 lety

    Amazing, haven't seen this in a while!

  • @stefanpluess7822
    @stefanpluess7822 Před 8 lety +4

    Classic. Love it

  • @wjrasmussen666
    @wjrasmussen666 Před 8 lety +34

    I'm thinking of making 6 minute abs.

    • @dovregubben78
      @dovregubben78 Před 8 lety +7

      Someone already did.

    • @dannyurdb8616
      @dannyurdb8616 Před 6 lety +6

      Nooooo!

    • @Dhuuum
      @Dhuuum Před 6 lety +5

      ............... * twitch *

    • @gabe418
      @gabe418 Před 5 lety +1

      That’s crazy, nobody works out in 6 minutes. You can’t even get your heart going or a mouse on a wheel. 🙄

    • @TimTimSalabim
      @TimTimSalabim Před 2 lety

      Step into my office, you're fired!

  • @zReNAgAdE504
    @zReNAgAdE504 Před 5 lety +6

    u can see him holdin back his laughter 😅😅

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Před rokem +1

    "Roadside rest areas. They're the bathhouses of the 90s."

  • @ownpetard8379
    @ownpetard8379 Před rokem +1

    "I'm not waiting more than 7 minutes."

  • @itscomingoutofbothends8385

    This scene along with Jon Stewart and Stephen Bladwin from Half Baked are amongst my all time fav movie quotes.

  • @zaprowsdower8698
    @zaprowsdower8698 Před 2 lety +3

    "We guarantee just as good a workout as the 8 minute folk."

  • @TONY_420
    @TONY_420 Před 3 lety +1

    “Step into my office” why “cause your fucking fired” 😂

  • @Matt10L
    @Matt10L Před 3 lety +1

    Harland Williams, amazing. Now the creator of my kids favorite show, Puppy Dog Pals.

  • @LucidStew
    @LucidStew Před 3 lety +2

    I don't know that theres a more quotable scene. you can pull at least half a dozen out of this one.

  • @mongopipes
    @mongopipes Před 6 lety

    Priceless!

  • @benc8066
    @benc8066 Před 5 lety +5

    I'm taking out all of the competition with my new 5 minute abs workout

    • @Addyson1991
      @Addyson1991 Před 4 lety +3

      Unless someone comes up with 4 minutes, then you're in trouble...

    • @ewitty776
      @ewitty776 Před 4 lety +1

      Weren't you listening? 7! 7 is the number

    • @HBKshowstopper
      @HBKshowstopper Před 3 lety +1

      N-N-NO! 7 is the key number here! Step into my office!

  • @leafyutube
    @leafyutube Před měsícem

    Excellent writing but the acting is what makes this scene a classic.

  • @jkjerome1
    @jkjerome1 Před 8 lety +4

    You know that old children's tale from the sea?

  • @stephenm8725
    @stephenm8725 Před 8 lety +8

    "that's from A to B"

  • @kennethwyant9813
    @kennethwyant9813 Před 5 lety +2

    Step into my office because you're fired
    Your car seats are making me itchy, man. Lol

  • @TheSeven04
    @TheSeven04 Před rokem +2

    Classic!

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před rokem +1

    I always forget he’s got a dead body in his bag in his lap. 🤣

  • @healthjay4253
    @healthjay4253 Před 2 lety +1

    “ Your car seats are making me itchy man, what are they made of cactus! “

  • @jleckie97
    @jleckie97 Před 7 lety +4

    2:27 best part

  • @DavyCrockett446
    @DavyCrockett446 Před 9 lety +5

    Eatin a box of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch lmfaooo

  • @jasonfitzpatrick2197
    @jasonfitzpatrick2197 Před 7 měsíci

    The script said 'The hitchhiker convulses', and the guy absolutely understood the assignment.

  • @frefai
    @frefai Před 3 lety +3

    Love how every sentence ends with "man"

  • @christofferjenzen78
    @christofferjenzen78 Před 7 měsíci

    The idea of sending people an extra minute andnoeople actually demanding it is just too damn absurd,too funny.

  • @HOLY_FRIJOLES
    @HOLY_FRIJOLES Před 5 lety +1

    Step into my office, because you’re fu*king fired!

  • @peterpanandmelodyisamazing2232

    Alex the Lion meets Carl the Robot

  • @liverush24
    @liverush24 Před 5 lety +4

    "...from the sea."

  • @tylerkinley268
    @tylerkinley268 Před rokem

    Dude has no idea how close he came to being in a duffel bag.

  • @philipmendisco6656
    @philipmendisco6656 Před 2 lety +1

    Ted knows he is dealing with a psychopath when he says "step into my office cuz your Fuckin fired"

  • @mveytia
    @mveytia Před 5 lety +6

    2:08 7 dorfs 😂

  • @ScarabeeSmart
    @ScarabeeSmart Před 3 lety +3

    In the time that it takes to hard boil an egg, you'll have the fat drippin' off you like a foreman grill!

  • @andrewwilson9697
    @andrewwilson9697 Před 11 měsíci

    "I've been standing in the same spot for 5 and 1/2 hours."

  • @Reaper21O
    @Reaper21O Před 8 lety +21

    he does the same twitch in dumb n dumber

  • @KanimNve
    @KanimNve Před 2 lety +1

    I say this out loud all the time

  • @vasilisneorun1700
    @vasilisneorun1700 Před 4 měsíci

    1:47 Same expression when he's drinking the piss-booze in Dumb & Dumber ..😅😅😂

  • @IrishThreeFour
    @IrishThreeFour Před 2 lety +1

    This should be the commercial for NFT investments

  • @PonchoKid
    @PonchoKid Před 8 lety +1

    Step into my office... why...because you're fuckin' fired that's why! Lol!!!! Hilarious!!!!!

  • @donotwantahandle1111
    @donotwantahandle1111 Před 8 lety +8

    Clearly Brie time baby, from a to b!

  • @romanemul1
    @romanemul1 Před rokem

    and im still laughing at when i remember this . Even these days there exist an ads that says x "some time interval" + some technique. And that every time reminds me of this scene.