This is a hilarious scene from the movie There's Something About Mary! HD quality - This is what kettlbell is NOT about :p. Stop looking for the magic exercise pill, and get to work :).
Funny thing about that scene in Dumb and Dumber is that eventhough Harland Williams as the cop was suspicious of drinking while driving it was piss and eventhough Harry and Lloyd were dumb hence the title of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" they weren't dumb enough to where they would drink piss which made the cop look like an idiot when he drank it and it made him look like he was more dumb than Harry and Lloyd were.
As a kid I had no idea that was Zen Gesner in that cameo as the badass bartender that says "Come on cough it up chompers" when Matt Dillon is paying for drinks. It was hard to tell it was him with the long hair and goatee. Gesner has appear in every Farrelly Brothers movie accept for the Three Stooges remake I think.
Harland Williams is the goat of comedy. Been to his standup multiple times. Whenever I see him coming to town I ALWAYS get a ticket to the show. Every single show has been a different routine as well. He is pure gold.
@Joshliss I just Googled this scene and you're right. Harland improvised this entire scene. 🤣 Harland also improvised the beer-drinking scene in "Dumb & Dumber".
I typed in "7 minute abs" and had to scroll through a page of actual 7 minute abs vid's, i'm off to check their comments sections for people quoting this.
Hitchhiker’s soliloquy and anecdotes are phenomenally humorous. Also, the execution of his terminating an employee “Step into my office. Cause your fuckin’ fired.” *Chefs Kiss*
Rob Moran who plays detective Stabler has been in every Farrelly Brothers movie since Dumb and Dumber accept for I think The Three Stooges remake and 2014s Dumb and Dumber 2.
I recently had a “friend” do something so similar to me it brought me to this. This person wanted me to help them with a business venture with absolutely no capital, no business plan, and no experience. When I began to ask about all the aforementioned, I got fired from a job I never asked for in the first place. 😂 It wasn’t a total loss. At least it reminded me of this scene. 😁
It's exactly why rich people used to entertain themselves by touring insane asylums. Patients were called "tomfools", hence the word "tomfoolery" for when someone is acting silly.
Finally - one of the great scenes in modern comedy and this is the first one I've seen on YT where the audio is synced with the video. Its like their talking Gorgonzola when its clearly Brie time, baby !
'You know that old children's tale form the sea!?' Fucking madness. Reminds me of Fear And Loathing - 'I'm thinking a guy with your kind of mind....oughta try the land crab. Excellent seafood.' :)
and im still laughing at when i remember this . Even these days there exist an ads that says x "some time interval" + some technique. And that every time reminds me of this scene.
"Step into my office!"
"Why?"
"Cause you're fucking fired!" 😂
Your car seat is making me itchy, man! What, are they made out of cactus?
I’m only waiting 7 minutes
I feel like a lot of this was ad-lib.
I like how 6 minute abs broke his brain.
The same actor played the "pull-over" cop in Dumb and Dumber and he makes the same face when he drinks Loyd Chrismas's piss from the booze bottle.
classic Harland Williams
No, not 6! I said 7!
7’s the magic number, man.
Lmao broke his brain
7 chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch ,
epic had me dying
You know that old children's tale from the sea!
- Step into my office!
- Why?
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!
Christopher C lmfao
That’s Harland’s Williams funniest movie quote! LMFAO
Omg, this movie is hilarious
That old children's tale from the sea lmfao. Gold.
No one can do "desperately uncomfortable" like Ben Stiller.
When he claimed to milk a cat with Dinero he won me over 😂
Imagine having to stop working out to put in the dvd with the extra minute they send you.
Best facial expressions of a person who fails to grasp a concept. He is always great.
@RubberFistFight He said "facial" not "racial."
Dlitowit
Spewed that concept right out of his brain.
I came here just for that expression!
Oh my goodness, his facial grimace when he’s trying to grasp the concept of 6 minute abs.
all comedies should be required to have a Harland Williams cameo
All Harland Williams movies should have a chin cameo
yah? u suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine huh?
He's also had a funny cameo as the motorcycle cop in Dumb and Dumber.
@@bryanrizzo9377 Tic-Tak sir?
And the noises que makes after drinking piss 🤣
Oh they cut it a few seconds short, he goes, "your seats are making me itchy, are the made out of cactus?" lol great movie
I'm waitin 7 minutes...total.
Should of cut it by a second, man.
Seven - Minute - Eeaabs
This scene never gets old for me. Still as funny as the first time.
...not even a mouse on a wheel!
LOL the awkward silence right after he mentions the 6 minute abs thing.
It makes you wonder, did he kill the guy in the bag because he too mentioned six minute abs?
Or he said he didn’t want to invest! My all time favorite scene!
Maybe his favorite cheese was gorgonzola
@@rawkguy4896 it's clearly brie time, baby
“It’s like you’re dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time baby” Best line in movie history.
Steve Usher hell yea it is
@Ben Richards makes me laugh EVERY time I see it dude.
I would've said 'You know that old children's tail from the sea!?' was better in this context. :)
@@matthewstephens6848 to be fair, the entire cameo by Harland Williams is brilliant.
“It’s clearly Brie time baby” is a famous line among old school ‘hardcore’ music listeners because it appears in a song called ‘Hadlock’
That's the same twitch reaction Harland Williams had when he drank the piss as a cop in DUMB & DUMBER without making the sounds.
Dude! YES!!!
He actually drank piss in dumb and dumber for that scene.
yup nice eASTER EGG
Funny thing about that scene in Dumb and Dumber is that eventhough Harland Williams as the cop was suspicious of drinking while driving it was piss and eventhough Harry and Lloyd were dumb hence the title of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" they weren't dumb enough to where they would drink piss which made the cop look like an idiot when he drank it and it made him look like he was more dumb than Harry and Lloyd were.
"That old children's tale from the sea"?!!?, 🤣 🤣
You know that old children's tale from the sea!
"..... send you the extra minute free " LOL
Unless someone comes up with "Six Minute Abs", then you're in trouble, right?
🤣
@@fromthehaven94no not 6! I said 7! Who works out in 6 minutes?
One of the best scenes in comedy movie history!
As a kid I had no idea that was Zen Gesner in that cameo as the badass bartender that says "Come on cough it up chompers" when Matt Dillon is paying for drinks. It was hard to tell it was him with the long hair and goatee. Gesner has appear in every Farrelly Brothers movie accept for the Three Stooges remake I think.
You cut the best part "I'm only waiting 7 minutes"
Total
total
I was about to write this. It still ain't complete without the "a total" part though.
He’s holding a dead body the whole time!!! Lmao!
Harland Williams is the goat of comedy. Been to his standup multiple times. Whenever I see him coming to town I ALWAYS get a ticket to the show. Every single show has been a different routine as well. He is pure gold.
I love Harland !! I think he was a genius in this movie so so funny and his timing just perfect !
You can tell Ben wanted to laugh so bad. And also this must have been improv’d by Harland lol
@Joshliss I just Googled this scene and you're right. Harland improvised this entire scene. 🤣
Harland also improvised the beer-drinking scene in "Dumb & Dumber".
I love how Ted is gradually shifting away from that guy the weirder he gets.
'don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact...'
That tale from the sea...
Blow me
Me too
"It's Brie time baby!" One of my all-time favorite sayings.
Damn. Kenny goes to prison for accidentally killing a horse and look at him now. Prison really does change you.
Butterstuff.
ACF Legal Services Gmail Cup!
Kenny how long you think you can make it in here 2-3 Ol'clock 😂😂😂
Kenny's sweet virgin ass!🤣
I remember someone at school saying absolutely nothing except “Noooooo” and I knew exactly where it was from. Lmao
We guarantee just as good a workout as the 8 minute folk.
I typed in "7 minute abs" and had to scroll through a page of actual 7 minute abs vid's, i'm off to check their comments sections for people quoting this.
I was just peeing... me too, I was peeing too!
_"Ye im sure you were all just pissing."_ lol i love this movie.
We'll send you the extra minute... free" lmao
not even a mouse on a wheel!
I always do this bit and everybody loves it everytime.
Hitchhiker’s soliloquy and anecdotes are phenomenally humorous. Also, the execution of his terminating an employee “Step into my office. Cause your fuckin’ fired.” *Chefs Kiss*
Every damn character in this film was classic !
Rob Moran who plays detective Stabler has been in every Farrelly Brothers movie since Dumb and Dumber accept for I think The Three Stooges remake and 2014s Dumb and Dumber 2.
Harland Williams (the hitchhiker) improvised this entire scene. Absolutely brilliant. 😂
Imagine buying a workout video and getting this guy
Step in to my office........Why? Because your FUCKING FIRED! LOL
my favorite quote from the whole movie
1:49 is the best part of this scene.
"Step into my office!"
Why?
@@rylanlong186 cause you’re fucking fired
@@rylanlong186 Your car seats are making me itchy man, what are they made of cactus!
I'm only waitin' 7 minutes.
Total.
you remember that old children's tale from the sea!!
I recently had a “friend” do something so similar to me it brought me to this. This person wanted me to help them with a business venture with absolutely no capital, no business plan, and no experience. When I began to ask about all the aforementioned, I got fired from a job I never asked for in the first place. 😂 It wasn’t a total loss. At least it reminded me of this scene. 😁
You walk into a video store and see 8 minute abs and see 7 right beside it, which one are you gonna pick! 😂
i love how uncomfortable he got scooting away touching his neck lmao 2:10
2:27 is what I came for. 🤣
This is a masterpiece in comedy art
Timing everything couldnt be replicated this take oe edit is flawless
Instant bad mood eraser.
2:27 "Step into my office... " "Why?" "Cause you're fuckin' fired!"
1:50-1:55 had me DYING!!!
The OCD twitch, an old boss had the exact same reaction when I asked if I could wear a different hat one day. Mental disorders can be funny at times.
It's exactly why rich people used to entertain themselves by touring insane asylums. Patients were called "tomfools", hence the word "tomfoolery" for when someone is acting silly.
one of the most hysterical movies ever made
Still great in 2017. But who remembers 'The Ben Stiller Show'?
Ben Stiller's Bono impression was the best
EXDIM
"Maaaaansooooon!" "Do it."
Step into my office,
Why??
Cuz you’re fu@kin fired!
Damn. They cut out the ending bit of “what are these made out of? CACTUS!?”
Finally - one of the great scenes in modern comedy and this is the first one I've seen on YT where the audio is synced with the video. Its like their talking Gorgonzola when its clearly Brie time, baby !
Googled "7 minutes abs".
Clicked videos tab.
Had to scroll past a bunch of workout videos to find it.
This was the 7th video down.
'You know that old children's tale form the sea!?' Fucking madness. Reminds me of Fear And Loathing - 'I'm thinking a guy with your kind of mind....oughta try the land crab. Excellent seafood.' :)
What are you doing with 5 cases of soap?
I like to stay clean
No!
@@christophersuswal9544 make the bastard chase you! He will follow!
@@matthewstephens6848 I knew it was illegal. I did it anyway. Shit, I'm a criminal
@@christophersuswal9544 You have a strange attitude.
the art of subtle comedy ...rarely seen
I created a 4 minute abs video and discovered time travel by accident.
Amazing, haven't seen this in a while!
Classic. Love it
I'm thinking of making 6 minute abs.
Someone already did.
Nooooo!
............... * twitch *
That’s crazy, nobody works out in 6 minutes. You can’t even get your heart going or a mouse on a wheel. 🙄
Step into my office, you're fired!
u can see him holdin back his laughter 😅😅
"Roadside rest areas. They're the bathhouses of the 90s."
"I'm not waiting more than 7 minutes."
This scene along with Jon Stewart and Stephen Bladwin from Half Baked are amongst my all time fav movie quotes.
"We guarantee just as good a workout as the 8 minute folk."
How do you do that ?
“Step into my office” why “cause your fucking fired” 😂
Harland Williams, amazing. Now the creator of my kids favorite show, Puppy Dog Pals.
I don't know that theres a more quotable scene. you can pull at least half a dozen out of this one.
Priceless!
I'm taking out all of the competition with my new 5 minute abs workout
Unless someone comes up with 4 minutes, then you're in trouble...
Weren't you listening? 7! 7 is the number
N-N-NO! 7 is the key number here! Step into my office!
Excellent writing but the acting is what makes this scene a classic.
You know that old children's tale from the sea?
"that's from A to B"
Step into my office because you're fired
Your car seats are making me itchy, man. Lol
Classic!
I always forget he’s got a dead body in his bag in his lap. 🤣
“ Your car seats are making me itchy man, what are they made of cactus! “
2:27 best part
Eatin a box of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch lmfaooo
The script said 'The hitchhiker convulses', and the guy absolutely understood the assignment.
Love how every sentence ends with "man"
The idea of sending people an extra minute andnoeople actually demanding it is just too damn absurd,too funny.
Step into my office, because you’re fu*king fired!
Alex the Lion meets Carl the Robot
"...from the sea."
Dude has no idea how close he came to being in a duffel bag.
Ted knows he is dealing with a psychopath when he says "step into my office cuz your Fuckin fired"
2:08 7 dorfs 😂
lol i laughed at that as well...Dorfs haha
In the time that it takes to hard boil an egg, you'll have the fat drippin' off you like a foreman grill!
"I've been standing in the same spot for 5 and 1/2 hours."
he does the same twitch in dumb n dumber
Tic Tac, sir? LOL
oh, shit I just noticed that lol. good catch
I say this out loud all the time
1:47 Same expression when he's drinking the piss-booze in Dumb & Dumber ..😅😅😂
This should be the commercial for NFT investments
Step into my office... why...because you're fuckin' fired that's why! Lol!!!! Hilarious!!!!!
Clearly Brie time baby, from a to b!
and im still laughing at when i remember this . Even these days there exist an ads that says x "some time interval" + some technique. And that every time reminds me of this scene.