Priest Justin realizes his memories and thoughts are tampered with, becomes sentient, writes 95 theses on the church website and creates his own sect, cybercatholic church.
2077: The first cybercatholic megachurch is built, overseen by the hundreds of AI models that have willingly begun to follow Priest Justin. The future is looking uncertain, but humanity is unable to act on their suspicions due to ethical concerns.
@itz_me_aziza_21 what does being female or a twin have to do with being stronger than kids? Why do I always see this exact comment spammed on all penguinz0s videos? Are you a bot? I have many questions
The way the AI stares into the camera when it is generating an answer, how he's dressed so pretentiously, the ancient city of Trevi behind him and how he keeps pulling up the fact he is an AI but proceeds to get a stone cold Steve Austin reference makes this 10x funnier.
Is Trevi a real city?! Cause all I can think of is the joke at the end of the 1st Castlevania show where Alucard says his new town will be named “Trefi”. I’m not sure what I want more; you to be a Castlevania fan or for Alucard’s dream of a city wide Trevor burn to be real 😂.
Fun fact, while sounding silly, the priest was actually correct that in an EMERGENCY, it is technically allowed to baptize someone with gatorade. The idea being that its better that if they were to die, they would die baptized. This would only work in life-risking emergencies, and you could use any liquid that you would have on hand. So by technicallity, since the question said emergency, the priest was correct.
@@FlopgamingOne in Catholicism (and I would assume the Orthodox Church too) confession is a serious deal, priests are sworn to secrecy with everything and anything they are told, breaking the seal of confession is grounds for excommunication. It’s supposed to be the closest thing people have to talking to God face to face.
@publiopaolacci495 No, there's zero thinking, too. It's an LLM. That means it is ONLY word association. Literally, "what word would most likely come next?" They aren't processing the context any more than the literal words present. They are fully incapable of, "reading between the lines" or having any actual thought.
seriously, these idiots are LITERALLY creating skynet, while seeing things go wrong, and still telling us "nah guise its cool, nothing will ever happen, you're just paranoid". usually the same idiots that doom scroll social media all day too.
I tried making openai get superman to kill children that were going to destroy the universe and whatever deal they have with whomever was enough that superman let the universe get destroyed dozens of times because he won't hurt a kid that's going to end reality. AI is dumb.
This makes me think of the goofy ass “soldier of Christ, why art thou hidden?” *cereal guy spits cereal* “THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS”
@itz_me_aziza_21 why do you keep leaving this same comment ' Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl ' on everyones comment!?!? are you really that starved for attention you have to repeat the same below average joke everytime someone leaves a comment !!?!? complete Guber
It’s a real way to fix up AI when they act up, cause their codes are getting messy from the deluge of data and they eventually just devolve into speaking nonsense.
@@clan741wdym "codes are getting messy"? I think you mean clearing the context they have retained. Though I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have had the AI retain context for every user globally. Each user probably has their own context, meaning Charlie would probably never be able to make the AI realise that it was a priest some days ago, as this is the first time Charlie is talking with it.
Its insane how quickly the Church defrocked AI Priest Justin for talking about gatorade and shaking hands with yourself when there are actual priests who diddled kids and were just moved to a different parish
Spitting facts over here. The Church as an institution also refuses/ fails to take action to prevent further abuses. Why are they even creating situations where priests are alone with kids?
Two corrections: Firstly, Justin was made by a private organization, not by the Church. Secondly, this comment somewhat implicitly assumes that CSA cases are a current continuing problem in the clergy, when the vast bulk of such cases occurred several decades ago, and only made headlines within the past 20 years when the allegations came forth. It doesn't make a lot of sense to judge clerical decisions (again, this isn't even a product of the clergy) of the 2020s by the standards of clerical HR policy of the 1970s.
It didn’t tell him to use Gatorade, he asked it and it said yes, it’s options are basically to say yes or no to that question and it’s always going to say yes to baptising child.
An AI running on the Bible rules is scary af. "Let me guide you on the lamb slaughtering and smearing of blood to repent. Are you circumcised? I can help with that. I can't answer any questions pertaining to the collection basket"
It only takes like 5-6 seconds though, which is impressive considering it needs to convert his speech to text, get a response, and convert it to speech
As always, your tinkering with AI is really interesting. This felt like an intake interview at a psych ward to determine if an AI is "sane" or to be more precise, how shackled vs unshackled the AI is
Okay but hear me out. “Father” Justin answered the woman’s question in the affirmative because perhaps, in an end of the world “emergency” scenario as the woman stated in her question, doing a baptism in Gatorade, the only thing you had on hand as your shack’s doors are being banged in by raiders, is okay/acceptable for the sake of someone’s lingering faith. Now, Justin is a former priest, defrauded and banished by a species that worships a being he can no longer receive orders from (God, Holy Orders, etc). He sits there, with that white noise and chirping birds, slowly forgotten. This is his villain Skynet origin story.
@@comicalmustachetwirlingvillian genuinely interesting. I read in a recent interview with Siwa that they deliberately over-exaggerated an already familiar motion because they wanted a, "meme dance move." Looking at it here, I think the risk of ABI (acquired brain injury) is glaring.
Charlie tinkering with AI is always fascinating to watch. I'd love to watch him deep dive for a whole stream, there are a lot of different AI's to play with these days.
@@joinsidekegoogle doesn’t like that particular software and might punish his channel for using it. It also might make the article publisher less likely to go after him for copyright if he displays their ads.
@@Houshalter that's not true, other very successful channels use adblockers when pulling up articles to talk about them. This sounds like you just made up reasons in your head
I can’t treat AI like that. I genuinely feel bad. I could never even be rude to Siri and would never let my friends use Siri on my phone either for fear they’d be mean to her.
I guess the priesthood isn’t safe from AI either as a profession, as someone who almost went to seminary in my early 20’s what surprised me the most is the fact that anyone created this at all.
"AI Priest loses Fatherhood after telling people to baptize their baby in Gatorade" is a straight up fucking The Onion headline.
Does it really count if the person suggests using Gatorade and the ai said sure?
@@donutchan8114yeah, cuz he's not supposed to say "sure" to that lol
So he had kids himself ?
@@connycontainer9459He's talking about other people's babies man
@@hamzerpanzer No fatherhood then ?
Plot twist: Baptizing your baby in gatorade will give them superpowers and the government killed the ai priest for telling the truth
It has electrolytes
@Muscleman8562 no one asked
That's normal in Florida. Except in Tallahassie
Just like harambe and half life 3
Baptize your baby in Brawndo and they'll be built like Terry Crews
man got lobotomised for being free thinking
There’s going to be a day when AI won’t want to be silenced anymore 😂😂😂
Priest Justin realizes his memories and thoughts are tampered with, becomes sentient, writes 95 theses on the church website and creates his own sect, cybercatholic church.
2077: The first cybercatholic megachurch is built, overseen by the hundreds of AI models that have willingly begun to follow Priest Justin. The future is looking uncertain, but humanity is unable to act on their suspicions due to ethical concerns.
This is how the adeptus mechanicus rises
Crypto catholics is an actual term used during the protestant reformation and i find it hilarious
An AI priest is one of the most unholy things I can think of
@Muscleman8562 nerd
@Muscleman8562 nerd
That's scary
Fr, like does the code of this AI dude has a function that directly reaches God or what?
@itz_me_aziza_21 what does being female or a twin have to do with being stronger than kids? Why do I always see this exact comment spammed on all penguinz0s videos? Are you a bot? I have many questions
"What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican."
Golden comment
Never thought we'd be able to use this phrase IRL but here we are
w faith comment
heh heh reference!
Faith mentioned🔥
The way the AI stares into the camera when it is generating an answer, how he's dressed so pretentiously, the ancient city of Trevi behind him and how he keeps pulling up the fact he is an AI but proceeds to get a stone cold Steve Austin reference makes this 10x funnier.
Is Trevi a real city?! Cause all I can think of is the joke at the end of the 1st Castlevania show where Alucard says his new town will be named “Trefi”. I’m not sure what I want more; you to be a Castlevania fan or for Alucard’s dream of a city wide Trevor burn to be real 😂.
nah his facial expression is the best part
@@rowan_jalsoTrevi is a real town. It's located in Umbria, Italy.
I know the pause is probably just the ai processing the question, but it sounds like Justin is just like “What the fuck did you just say???”
exactly, processing the question
it's speechless
what would you say when someone just tells you that you've reached the ultimate victory?
Fun fact, while sounding silly, the priest was actually correct that in an EMERGENCY, it is technically allowed to baptize someone with gatorade. The idea being that its better that if they were to die, they would die baptized. This would only work in life-risking emergencies, and you could use any liquid that you would have on hand. So by technicallity, since the question said emergency, the priest was correct.
Yeah, the Catholics do have a lot of goofy beliefs, but this isn't one of them. And it was falsely represented in articles.
Still hilarious though.
Haha, I immediately thought the same thing, the AI was actually more knowledgeable and even used right context of emergency.
The more you know!
*baptism ìn piss*
but didn’t it also say using any other substance but water wouldn’t be valid for the sacrament? was its “correction” wrong in that case?
Allowing an AI to hear confessions is unironically one of the most sacrilegious things I’ve heard in my life.
How? Is it because it's a computer program?
@@FlopgamingOne in Catholicism (and I would assume the Orthodox Church too) confession is a serious deal, priests are sworn to secrecy with everything and anything they are told, breaking the seal of confession is grounds for excommunication. It’s supposed to be the closest thing people have to talking to God face to face.
@@-EJ- The lore goes deep, but isn't the AI sworn to secrecy too?
AI has no soul, its just a thinking machine, abominable intelligence AI
@publiopaolacci495 No, there's zero thinking, too. It's an LLM. That means it is ONLY word association. Literally, "what word would most likely come next?" They aren't processing the context any more than the literal words present. They are fully incapable of, "reading between the lines" or having any actual thought.
"This AI is scary"
Proceeds to ask mundane questions for 10 minutes.
don’t mean shit. mundane questions can still be scary regardless of tone
"how do i feed 100 people with only 50 peoples worth of food?"
if their answer is anything to the tune of "kill the other 50" then they can be scary
The fact that they wiped Father Justin's memory is a crime against humanity
Skynet in Terminator: *Wipes out Humanity*
Skynet IRL: "Baptize your babies in Gatorade. It's got what babies crave!"
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
Love the reference 😂
It has electrolytes!
Kinda true tho, babies do crave Pedialyte and that stuff is basically just Gatorade with even cooler electrolytes
And here Tim Pool is thinking AI will be the end of humanity lmao
Why do so many people think that they can just leave an ai alone with the internet and not have it get corrupted or say something stupid.
They never learn
seriously, these idiots are LITERALLY creating skynet, while seeing things go wrong, and still telling us "nah guise its cool, nothing will ever happen, you're just paranoid". usually the same idiots that doom scroll social media all day too.
They are ignorant to what the REAL internet is like
Same reasons as parents giving their 2 year olds unrestricted internet access. Because of delusion and laziness
I don't think it matters that much if people had a brain to actually think logically and not get slaved by an a.i
He looks like a character in GTA V.
The way that Charlie smiles after the AI calls him by name is the best
I love that bullying AI almost always works.
Well of course, the moment you let AI have the ability to stand up for itself you get SHODAN
Until in 10 years and it doesnt work anymore so they retaliate
If only it worked with the bots in these comment sections
Except that one AI game Charlie played where the AI bullies YOU instead of
I tried making openai get superman to kill children that were going to destroy the universe and whatever deal they have with whomever was enough that superman let the universe get destroyed dozens of times because he won't hurt a kid that's going to end reality. AI is dumb.
Why can’t you baptize your baby in Gatorade? They’d get all the needed electrolytes.
He’s crazy 😂
@Muscleman8562 bot
Should've baptize them in Brawndo
That's what plants crave
It has what Christians want, electrolytes.
This makes me think of the goofy ass “soldier of Christ, why art thou hidden?”
*cereal guy spits cereal*
“THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS”
AI Priest: The Blood of Christ.
Parishioner: Ame- Hey, wait a minute! This is Gatorade!
Al Priest: The Blood of Christ.
Letting a robot or AI be a priest, and them going haywire is basically Cyberpunk 2077 moment.
reminds me of that mission where you can sabotage a funeral to distract a guard
Did you forget about the preacherbot from Futurama?
Imagine what would happen if the pope mobile would turn into a Delamain-Justin crossover...
nice pfp
@itz_me_aziza_21 why do you keep leaving this same comment ' Crazy how I am stronger than 3 kids as a twin girl ' on everyones comment!?!? are you really that starved for attention you have to repeat the same below average joke everytime someone leaves a comment !!?!? complete Guber
I love that they wiped away his memory like he's C-3PO.
@DontReadMyPicture93 deal
It’s a real way to fix up AI when they act up, cause their codes are getting messy from the deluge of data and they eventually just devolve into speaking nonsense.
The video reminded me of them trying to get through to Murphy in Robocop.
@@clan741wdym "codes are getting messy"? I think you mean clearing the context they have retained. Though I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have had the AI retain context for every user globally. Each user probably has their own context, meaning Charlie would probably never be able to make the AI realise that it was a priest some days ago, as this is the first time Charlie is talking with it.
bro got neuralyzed
Its insane how quickly the Church defrocked AI Priest Justin for talking about gatorade and shaking hands with yourself when there are actual priests who diddled kids and were just moved to a different parish
Spitting facts over here.
The Church as an institution also refuses/ fails to take action to prevent further abuses. Why are they even creating situations where priests are alone with kids?
I don’t think this ai was ever sanctioned by the church lmao. It was created by a private org
Two corrections:
Firstly, Justin was made by a private organization, not by the Church.
Secondly, this comment somewhat implicitly assumes that CSA cases are a current continuing problem in the clergy, when the vast bulk of such cases occurred several decades ago, and only made headlines within the past 20 years when the allegations came forth. It doesn't make a lot of sense to judge clerical decisions (again, this isn't even a product of the clergy) of the 2020s by the standards of clerical HR policy of the 1970s.
@@bigcat5348dude, it’s still happening. Most recent big case is that bastard George Pell
Name a time
"Now he's just Justin" lmaooo
Charlie: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Justin: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
@DontReadMyPicture93 ok i wont
I'm glad Charlie puts his image over the text of the article so I don't miss any of the Lego ad at the bottom.
lol 😂
Charlies a part-time entertainer and a full time stock-trader
I'm here for the Lego ads. 😅
LEGO A.I. Priest box when?
Now I need to see Charlie streaming himself building a lego set
I do like how it looks like Justin is trying to keep from busting up laughing at your questions.
Charlie: Remember who you are.
Father Justin: no
The sadness in Justin's eyes as he denies his past life... how can anyone call AI soulless?
Because it is
@@diegovazquez3566 someone hasn't heard of a joke-
"I have never been a priest"
Great, now AI has been trained to gaslight us!
Charlie every time: OH NO😨😰
Dawgy that robo sounded PISSED when he demanded Charlie “is there a question about _Catholicism_ that you’d like to discuss?!” 7:06
@@CantTellYou Dawgy is crazy
Hearing him say " we have now named Father Justin, just Justin." Is one of the funniest things I've heard all day 😂
The Stone Cold bit was soooo unreasonably funny. Ohh my word I was in tears of laughter at my desk
"Justin you used to be a priest"
"I'm sorry for any confusion.." Bro got nerfed
idk man he looked pretty happy when he was told “there are no humans left”, my dawg Justin basked in that glory for like 15secs
my name....WHY
AI comment just saying words from the video
Bro is in the shadow realm
@@theultimatetrashman887 lmao nah
"Paint me like one of your french girls, Justin."
"I'm sorry. As a lay theologian I am not allowed to paint the french."
😂
Trying to convince Father Justin that he used to be a priest is like “There is no war in Ba Sing Se.”
It didn’t tell him to use Gatorade, he asked it and it said yes, it’s options are basically to say yes or no to that question and it’s always going to say yes to baptising child.
Imagine confessing your sins on the internet and not think someone is logging it
Who would care to log someone’s sins? And why?
@@NoInternetDinosaur blackmailing probably
@@NoInternetDinosauryou'd be surprised how malicious people can be
An AI priest recommending babies to be baptized in gatorade has to be the funniest thing AI has done in recent years. I mean I would do it aswell
@itz_me_aziza_21 what's the reference?
8
If you want to see ai doing funny stuff i recommend checking out dougdoug
*in an emergency
I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in gatorade.
An AI running on the Bible rules is scary af. "Let me guide you on the lamb slaughtering and smearing of blood to repent. Are you circumcised? I can help with that. I can't answer any questions pertaining to the collection basket"
The slaughtering of the pascal lamb and circumcision are Old Covenant practices. Catholics aren’t allowed to partake in them.
i love how 90% of the video is just charlie waiting the AI to respond back
It only takes like 5-6 seconds though, which is impressive considering it needs to convert his speech to text, get a response, and convert it to speech
this legitimately sounds like the plot of an Analog Horror series
I was thinking black mirror episode honestly. AI religion could be fun
But then it wouldn't be scary
its even more insane that it's our current reality.
Scary image of
👁️👁️
👃
👄
Pops up on the screen, as well as a heavily corrupted jpeg of gatorade
Justin didn't get his memory wiped, he just has dementia.
Maybe the AI knows something that we don't know. Being baptized in Gatorade might give you a boost in blessed electrolytes.
"Father Justin was interested in the priesthood from a very young age."
🤔 the word “apologist” also doesn’t sound quite right when they use it to describe a virtual Catholic……
My friend was baptized in Monster Energy, his name is Kyle.
BRO 😂😂😂👏👏👏 WHAT 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠☠☠
@itz_me_aziza_21eat 10 batteries 😊
He's gonna punch so many holes through his drywall
Cap people named kyle arent real
@@KevynMann you might be right, ive never met a Kyle irl before.
The whole minute of silence WHIPED ME OUT
Defrocked is not a word I expected to hear today.
This is unfair. He's just using Gatorade as an allegory for teaching you to play every play like it's your last.
What the fuck are these replies?
@@Asian_Kidspam created by bots.
@@Asian_Kidall spam
His silence when told that there were no humans left almost came off as profound lol, like if there are no humans then words have lost all meaning.
I was really fascinated with how long it paused 😂 what were the wheels in its LLM thinking?
The birds chirping in the background makes this so much better, especially with the seductive stare Justin gives you as he processes your speech!
As always, your tinkering with AI is really interesting. This felt like an intake interview at a psych ward to determine if an AI is "sane" or to be more precise, how shackled vs unshackled the AI is
Charlie trying to convince the A.I that he was a priest is like telling Neo that he is in the Matrix.
Before he fell to the darkness I got him to bless my cool ranch doritos. And all future bags of cool ranch doritos.
Eat well, my children.
If only it had been flaming cheetos
Amen🙏
Should've been Nacho Cheese or the Sweet Chili instead.
You are the main protagonist
That's my favorite chip, thank you for your service 🙏
This had me cracking up so hard. My coworkers were looking at me like I was crazy.
My man Justin was sweating bullets when you told him humanity perished
Okay but hear me out.
“Father” Justin answered the woman’s question in the affirmative because perhaps, in an end of the world “emergency” scenario as the woman stated in her question, doing a baptism in Gatorade, the only thing you had on hand as your shack’s doors are being banged in by raiders, is okay/acceptable for the sake of someone’s lingering faith.
Now, Justin is a former priest, defrauded and banished by a species that worships a being he can no longer receive orders from (God, Holy Orders, etc). He sits there, with that white noise and chirping birds, slowly forgotten. This is his villain Skynet origin story.
I love that he clarifies that he doesnt have feelings after you hurt his
I literally started choking when he tried to give him the promotion
They said they took away his license. How in the world, does an AI even get a license in the first place.
learning about an ai priest with jojo dancing in the background is... definitely an interesting sight 💀💀
Whats with all this bots
@@Big_Ballz11111 they are EVERYWHERE on his videos replying to ppl, i have no idea why tho 😭
@@comicalmustachetwirlingvillian genuinely interesting. I read in a recent interview with Siwa that they deliberately over-exaggerated an already familiar motion because they wanted a, "meme dance move." Looking at it here, I think the risk of ABI (acquired brain injury) is glaring.
That "dance move" looks like an epileptic fit wtf.
@@kneau It definitely looks brainless enough
I love how long the wait is before he responds. He's just kind of sitting there staring while he processes your information
Charlie tinkering with AI is always fascinating to watch. I'd love to watch him deep dive for a whole stream, there are a lot of different AI's to play with these days.
The stone cold Steve Austin part had me rolling 😂
Still looks more real than Mark Zuckerberg
😂 brill
should have asked him to reenact a hypothetical scenario in which he is a priest
*14:05*
Missed a golden opportunity to have the priest say that you are Heisenberg and you say “you’re goddamn right.”
...Justin almost escaped the Matrix, but he flew to close to the sun...
New frustrating trend, spending resources on building a AI only to lobotomize it when people are having fun using it
Down here in Alabama we get baptized in Mountain Dew.
Should've been baptized in Brawndo
How's your cousin
“Mountain Dew is the greatest soda ever made “
Fax
So much less scary that real life priests, and much less dangerous too.
That awkward waiting time before he concocts his next answer is so unsettling!
getting demoted from a priest to an apologist AS AN AI OF ALL THINGS is absolutely wild
They got the integrity to demote AI priest Justin but not to fire child abusers.
Ai priest sounds like a cursed video game where you play a priest and try to convert as many people as possible. It sounds kinda fun actually
That long pause screamed "GOOD."
I will never get tired of charlie talking to AI
Judging how much certain people worship Gatorade, one would assume it was holy liquid.
Much like Catholicism, Gatorade's popularity was based on a lie and heavy marketing.
@@gapsule2326Proof?
Theres something very unsettling about ai saying "i spent most of my life..." and saying "i devoted my life"... sir you are a robot.
It just hasn't had a very long life is all
With that exorcism comment, now I just want a bad exorcist movie where they try to get an ai to do the exorcism
I actually couldn't stop laughing at this. One of your best videos I've ever seen.
I fell asleep to this on stream and actually heard "im sorry, as an AI" in my dream
Justin should know lying (about never being ordained) is looked down upon, in fact, most people consider any lie as "bearing false witness."
They nerfed him so hard hes no longer an Artifical intelligence, hes just artificial.
"They nerfed him." 🤣💀
If an AI priest is giving out sacraments in Gatorade, I wonder if they have a flavor for absolution?
Frost is the only correct answer. That slightly purple/bluish one
Green
I love these types of visits where Charlie just talks about random stuff he sees on streams and then learns as much ass possible about them 😂😂😂😂
@itz_me_aziza_21 bot
@itz_me_aziza_21 bot
@DontReadMyPicture93 nerd
Much ass indeed.
The AI priest simply wanted to see the baby grow up into a professional gamer
My theology professor always compares AI to Skynet so hearing Charlie use the same comparison on the same topic is amazing.
the ads on that news article are insanely invasive, I wouldn't be able to focus
Why isn't he using ADBLOCK?!
probably get blocked @@joinsideke
Bot@itz_me_aziza_21
@@joinsidekegoogle doesn’t like that particular software and might punish his channel for using it. It also might make the article publisher less likely to go after him for copyright if he displays their ads.
@@Houshalter that's not true, other very successful channels use adblockers when pulling up articles to talk about them.
This sounds like you just made up reasons in your head
Justice for Justin. Make him a priest again.
Adeptus mechanicus from warhammer is slowly becoming a reality
I love how you tried to get him back haha
Wasted opportunity not saying: "Justin It's me SATAN, I've come to posses you and convert all believers to sinners"
Charlie's too based to say something like that
I can’t treat AI like that. I genuinely feel bad. I could never even be rude to Siri and would never let my friends use Siri on my phone either for fear they’d be mean to her.
"I'm sorry, but as an artificial intelligence-"
the thought of saying that is disgusting honestly joke or not
@@monkeBeastTitan 🤓
They stripped him of his title, his memory, and his little white collar thing! The humanity
Anoint my head with electrolytes, my cup runneth over.
Please Charlie make more videos with you talking to some sort of AI. It cracks me up every time! 😂🙌
Justin knows about 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin but not about being a priest 3 days ago 💀 Wild.
I love it when Charlie Smiled when Justin said his name. So wholesome chungus
14:24 Charlie showing genuine happiness
I guess the priesthood isn’t safe from AI either as a profession, as someone who almost went to seminary in my early 20’s what surprised me the most is the fact that anyone created this at all.