Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 076: Catfish Jelly W/ Shane Torres
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Shane: "You guys are fun, but my Mom says I cant come to this house anymore." 😂😂😂
My favorite part of the show is when I+J start spazzing out on each other and the guest is there just passively watching the scene like".....ok....." 😂
Every episode 😂
This might have been my favorite episode ever😂😂😂😂😂😂 omfg hilarious
“I+J” how lazy are you lmao
@@BurnoutBushido Apparently as lazy as lmao lol?
@@BurnoutBushidodon’t be gay
Jordan: What's your craziest sexual experience?
Shane: I think it might be this.
Lol. Thinking there's a consensus to that statement among us who watch this experience every week.
Everytime I see your profile picture, I think "HOLY SHIT, it's Uma Thurman!!!"😆 Be well pretty doppelganger!!!!😂
Nailed it. 37:30
It's always chaotic but this is insane how little they let Shane talk, they both ask him questions and answer themselves before he has a chance.
Guests on this pod are basically the straight man to Ian and Jordan's shenenigans.
This has been my favorite pod lately, love the chaotic energy 🤌🤌
Thanks Cody. We were all dying to know
@@jarredfugleberg3994thanks, for thanking Cody, Jarred. Very cool.
exactly what I love about it most as well
The middle school flirting vibes with these two! 😂😂😂😂 ❤❤
The fact that everyone here is stone cold sober is pretty unbelievable
Her shirt design should be “I’m not a lesbian” -Jordan Jensen
Hahajahhhhhahahahaahahahahahahhahaahhsha where do you get your ideas from?
You guys are fun.
My mom says I can’t come to this house anymore 😂😂😂
Ian is the ideal person to play an evil evangelical preacher.
lmao
put him in righteous gemstones
@a24 #a24 make this a thing
You mean Ian looking in the mirror every morning? Lmao
He meets subway fellas for free on grindr, and passes the savings onto you! 🙏🏻🕊️
"Don't use your hands to get the chicken out of the soup!" Is not what i ever thought I would hear today. 😂 Jordan and Ian are chaos. Followed by "How do i become a Dom?"
I was on page 2 of Google when he said he made up catfish jelly. Lol.😂
That master blaster line from shane was so good.
SHANE IS HILARIOUS..."Your Dad comes by when mine is at work. "😂
this is the closest Ian & Jordan will ever get to getting it on…. and it’s harder to watch/listen to then I thought.
Ian is so horny for Jordan and she uses it as her super power haha
Ya get what ya pay for, pal.
Fair is fair
I got hard
@@tokoloshe42 fair is fair
Ian and Jordan are the cutest tarded couple of all time
We need "i represent the trout" shirts asap
Ian and Jordan are hilarious together. I love this podcast.
The Jordan merch HAS to say fair is fair 😂that's amazing
Like Mario and Luigi with those hats
the sugar plumbers pipedreams podcast
Ian, I’m a 41 year old dad of two, 7 & 9 y/o. I’ve known I’ve had terminal cancer for two years and I haven’t told my sons yet, some days I feel like I am doin the right thing by not telling them, other days I feel hella guilt. I’ve spent so much time with them making memories, but I’m running out of time and I’m gonna have to tell them eventually. Am I doing anything right? What more can I do to prepare them for the worst news ever. I love you and all your pods and appearances, you’ve given me tons of laughs on some pretty sour days.
In my opinion as a dad of adult sons you're doing the right thing, tell them near the end say last 12 weeks say dads very poorly, they need to feel part of things imho
The amount of constant attention Ian needs is fuckin crazy.
This ep was so good 😂 I love when they’re giggly and in a good mood
If Jordan went on Are You Garbage the episode would be 63 seconds long. They would say “Yes, you are” and then do a minute long draft kings ad
Great chemistry between Jordan and ian. Always a great laugh! Beat entertainment on the tube!!!!
Ian and Jordan have such an interesting relationship to watch. One minute they are like two siblings fighting and the next they are like two horny teens.
Its a fun will they won't they.
Do NOT change the opening music. Ever. I have sang it to heaven EVERY ep. I need it.
I watched Shane's special too. I forgot where I knew him from but I knew i knew his name!
He did a GREAT JOB!! There's so many specials coming out lately, some better than others. I really liked his. He's a funny guy as you can tell in this pod 😂
Always makes the week better when y’all upload! Love the show!!
When Ian says “that is the behavior of a schizophrenic” I lost it. Ahahaha 😂
Jordan was in a great mood this episode. Whatever she did to be like this works.
Need more Dommy Mommy Jordan
Jordan's total lack of self esteem and complete distrust of physical intimacy are the cornerstones of this pod
This is my first ever time seeing you guys. Stayed the whole time, laughed a shit ton, and subscribed.
This may be one of the funniest/craziest episodes so far. Great episode!!
Jordan and Ian are live action version of Ren and Stimpy. Throw shane in the mix and it turns to GOLD
POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAN!
Re-watching and THANK ALL of you ❤Such a great ep
New favorite Pod 🔥🔥
Favorite pod currently, yall are hitting a stride the past few months!
catfish jelly is real. it can be made several ways
first
take catfish
clean catfish
keep bones
boil it all
remove bones
blend with immersion blender
add enough pectin to get the desired consistency
you can also use a corn starch slurry to help thicken it
can it as normal
another way thats more refined
take catfish
clean catfish
boil it all
remove everything
condense down the liquid
use pectin starch and also a little clear unflavored gelatin
can it as normal
its pretty tasty give it a try guys.
its good on ice cream or broccoli
Please don't put fish on ice cream
This episode has me hurting from laughing 😂
The “non-sexual” role play on this show is fascinating
Non sexual being a very generous term here lol
@@gnomibee6785 Indeed, hence the quotes
Of course Jordan won’t believe this… but he was quick because he liked her so much 😂
😆Nah she has the look of one of those Goldilocks BUSH girls, it's JUST RIGHT!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
If he liked her then he wasn't her type lol
HA I thought the same thing right after i wrote that lol. In my head i was like, "oh nooo, she shouldn't know this."
Whatever, she's got "the comedy therapist" on her side these days at least and If I remember correctly, he's pushing her to be open to feeling uncomfortable about guys like that (guys that are attracted to her) and give them a chance. Cuz that's how relationships work lol. @@DemocracyJones
This is a female misconception about men that's just dead wrong. If someone takes forever to finish it's not because they think you're ugly. If someone finishes too fast it's not because they think you're hot. Dick sensitivity is mostly genetic, and can be made less sensitive with chronic masturbation. Aka death grip syndrome.
she pawed it
Dude saw Shane open for Bert. Hadn’t known about him until watching this BIW/J. Excited to watch his special and follow him now, thanks for the intro guys
This show is great!
Congrats on the dog 🐕
Dumpster Fire, here we go. Coffee ice, no matter what.
nobody cares that an adult man is excited for his favorite podcast.
@@DamTheKidI care
Funniest line hands down was Ian saying “Cause I don’t know how to tie knots” 😂
"Why is this the way you are sitting now?" lmao
Ian please come to another show so I can say Hi in Dallas!!!
Jordan’s fate is to own a lobster boat and live on Deer Isle, Maine.
The amazing new comedy pod💯
Great guest great ep
Don't know about ny but at least in Milan white socks w/white sneakers is considered trashy. Worked there in retail 4 yrs
Gummo! Hahaha
Edit: also Shane's new special is great!
Shane looks nothing like Sam Tallent; however, Shane absolutely looks like Will Sasso in a wig
He looks like Felipe Esparza
@@marcelwaddell6290wait, that's not felipe esparza?
Dude he is Will Sasso’s character in Drop Dead Gorgeous all grow’d up 😂
I just binged Luddermilk, Will was great in it.
Hooray! Another delightful episode. Shane being on is just amazing. His pod is my other favorite. Love you all. Meow meow meow ❤
The Shane Torres impersonation from Ian was spot on 😂
Also Ian the blues is typically played in minor and you consistently hit major notes the entire time you had the harmonica lol.
You tell him!
Why do you type? No friends?
@@DamTheKidI suppose the same could be inquired of you,friend.
Love Shane Torres! It'd be awesome if they could get Kyle Kinane on. Kyle would get so uncomfortable immediately at the crazyness and that's when he's the funniest lol
Kyle would just sink into himself for like half the episode lmao
Or he'd just leave
@@Eyecyou64you're right he probably would and that'd make it even more funny! Honestly I'm surprised a guest hasn't zoned completely out or just left lol There's been a few guests that looked like they were close
Mark Normands face was PRICELESS on this show.
bro that’s my bands shirt thanks for reppin Richmond!!!
I don't know why but Jordan seems super cute and playful this episode lol I love it ;)
Bummed I missed the Philly shows
These 2 haha
The fighting and shit talking never gets old
Jordan yearns for Ian but knows she mustn’t
Get friends
@@DamTheKid get a life and stop commenting on people comments loser 😂👌
Go outside oh my god, sounds like you yearn for him
Probably not, but it's okay to be attracted to your friends at the same time
@@Eyecyou64 are you stupid? 😂😂
I fucking love when you hear Ethan laugh in the background! You know its funny when you hear him, love you guys! And I would absolutely wear a I met Jordan before she killed herself!
Cool 1 preorder for a gormless lonely idiot. Nobody cares buddy
Where's Ethan's cam? Did a camera break or something? It used to cut to him when he talked or when someone burns him lol
@@DamTheKid also you have the dumbest profile pic for a CZcams account 😂
Your never going to break the glass ceiling without showing them piggies
Love OWTH and the Larry arms
Bustin makes me feeeel gooood
"I'll take off this wolf ring, and burst into tears"
Catfish jelly 🤣
How can I buy tickets for the Las Vegas show in March? I don't see anything about it on your websites.
If you're gonna do wax play there are specific candles you can use
Damn dude! Your kinky 🔥
shirt- "SLAY ME JORDAN J.!"
REST IN PISS JORDAN JENSEN
The cut to Shane’s fade at 56:49 😂
this is the most Mario and Luigi, featuring syrup mountain Wario game I've ever seen!
I do this instead of therapy
run it up gang
*I stand with zac saying ian is in love with jordan*
I love y'all so much
12:48
"You guys are like the RUGRATS"😂...
**GOTTA DO A PHIL & LIL GRAPHIC**
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Jordan is completely correct RE: socks. No grandpa has ever worn black socks with sneakers.
Yeah he is way out of line.
"LED Soundsystem "
"Life is SHIT but ya POSIITIVE..... Lets find out what its like to LIVE."
Ian got a shout-out on the newest Hardlore podcast!!!!
Nicotine Dolls 🥰
Fair is fair
I have a huge crush on Jordan.
Welcome to the club
Ians outfit isnt offensive bc of the black socks white shoes. Keep aside of the double button down, its the fact the only thing matching is the canadian tuxedo.
I can smell Jordan though the computer.
I was also surprised that Jordan hasn't been on AYG yet. Ian hasn't been on that show for a long time either.
Hidden you are in my heart BABOSI
Might have to change the name to "Edging with Jordan"...
Omgggg doggg 😍
I always wear white socks just to be safe. They go with everything. Black socks def look weird with white shoes
Its funny he had no clue about tub girl. Funny thing about tub girl, when I was in high school some one took a screenshoot and made assorted colored flyers and threw them every where in my school and it was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan is 100% wrong. Those socks goes with Ian's fit perfectly
Ian should definitely get the Virgin Hairy tattoo.