MUSICAL EARGASM Extras - Amanda (Version 2)

Amanda Evans on Instagram really is 5'11", 180 pounds of Lebanese thickness. But her sub count might be bots and paid-for.
She's tall for a woman, but would be a D- on a man. luckily, I have another song for the 80% of short guys of the world.
"MUSICAL EARGASM: New Game+"
(VERSE 1)
I see her walking down the hall at 11am everyday
She's tall, curvy, and gorgeous in every single way
Long reddish-brown hair, brown eyes, and the cutest smile
When she first made a glance and said 'Hi!', it really took me a while
To understand, if she was really just being friendly
Or if she was actually really into me
But with that body and that smile, I simply had to take my shot
I figured "What's the worst that could happen? Why the hell not?"
But I didn't understand...
(CHORUS)
The name was Amanda
To this day, I'll never understand ya
Five-eleven and a hundred-eighty-pounds of thickness
Could've stayed with you if you didn't have your sickness
(VERSE 2)
After I got to the courage to ask her out, to my surprise she said 'yes'
Thought this had to be too good to be true; it had to be a test
At lunch, said she was doing afternoon classes to become a vet right now
Said she was worth a hundred-thousand dollars, and I asked her 'how?'
She told me she was a part-time Instagram model but was still really sweet
She wasn't doing BS on OnlyFans or showing pics of her feet
I said I don't really mess with social media, so her profile I didn't see
I didn't think too much of it, how bad could it be?
(CHORUS)
The name was Amanda
To this day, I'll never understand ya
Five-eleven and a hundred-eighty-pounds of thickness
Could've stayed with you if you didn't have your sickness
(VERSE 3)
I asked her what's her type, cause I really want to know
She said between 5'8" to 6'2", and 25 to 40 or so
Also need to have a dad-bod and a light beard on their face
A decent man with a normal job, and they could be any race
I said 'I think I have everything you need. I'm a genuine guy.'
'I kinda expected more requirements, not even gonna lie.'
She said, 'I just want him to want me, for more than just my body.'
'And he's gotta be okay with everything I do, including all of my activities.'
I didn't know what that meant at the time
But I'd soon find out what was really on the line
(CHORUS)
The name was Amanda
To this day, I'll never understand ya
Five-eleven and a hundred-eighty-pounds of thickness
Could've stayed with you if you didn't have your sickness
(VERSE 4)
After a week, I thought things were going fine, there was nothing to worry or see
But my friend told me he saw her before and that he had something to show me
I finally took a look at her Instagram
And all I could really say was 'Goddamn!'
How could that even make it past the site guidelines?
That's softcore porn, those videos aren't fine
I went to her and asked her all about it, she said why am I just seeing-it?
Thought I should've already been following and been okay with her making-it.
I was upset and felt sad, and asked her 'I thought it was just you and me.'
She said 'I share my life with all my followers; all 810,053.'
'You should know it took me a while to build up my audience.'
I said, 'Yeah, but they aren't real people.'
'Most of these men are pathetic old lonely simps.'
And she got mad at that, and told me 'Leave! There's the door!'
I could've been with her if she wasn't an online whore.
(CHORUS)
The name was Amanda
To this day, I'll never understand ya
Five-eleven and a hundred-eighty-pounds of thickness
Could've stayed with you if you didn't have your sickness
(BRIDGE)
She was obsessed with comments and likes
Her whole life was about views and clicks
Was addicted to shallow online 'fame'
And didn't know how to live without it
She really wasn't a bad woman
But being a se x model, I couldn't deal
She may be hot and wealthy
But she isn't ready for something real
(CHORUS)
The name was Amanda
To this day, I'll never understand ya
Five-eleven and a hundred-eighty-pounds of thickness
Could've stayed with you if you didn't have your sickness
The name was Amanda
She was sweet and I was really into-her
But couldn't handle her Insta account
So we couldn't have had a future
(OUTRO)