Inappropriate Japanese Scavenger Hunt

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Komentáře • 517

  • @apt_get
    @apt_get Před rokem +2191

    Charlie is a VOCALOID robot that attempts to ease loneliness through singing by Yamaha. He has no idea where the station is. I can’t stop laughing.

    • @trejkaz
      @trejkaz Před rokem +71

      Charlie sounds a lot like Miku for some reason

    • @apt_get
      @apt_get Před rokem +79

      @@trejkaz Mostly just coincidence I think. Charlie uses VOCALOID 5 but through an API extension that kind of brings it back to a classic choppiness

    • @trejkaz
      @trejkaz Před rokem +16

      @@apt_get Yeah on closer listening over on the official site it really sounds more like a VY1. So it uses an API? And not the chip? Since it was Yamaha I would have assumed they'd use the chip, same as the keyboard and others.

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 Před rokem +98

      I wonder how many pedestrians just thought William was a tourist with emotional insecurity, constantly greeting it over and over. "That American really loves that robot."

    • @RFDeadKey
      @RFDeadKey Před rokem +52

      @@0v_x0 imagine how many people made that their typical American stereotype because of that one encounter

  • @bananawieldingorenji
    @bananawieldingorenji Před rokem +2973

    Nigel: He's gonna try to cheat
    Will: KONNICHIWA CHA-RI

    • @petersbananabread1631
      @petersbananabread1631 Před rokem +33

      that phrase will be ingrained into my mind

    • @austingilbert7356
      @austingilbert7356 Před rokem +27

      I'm still trying to figure out the purpose of the robot, perhaps it was never intended to help, but rather piss off Will (which it successfully did😂)

    • @theautonomous
      @theautonomous Před rokem +2

      could you translate that to English?

    • @bananawieldingorenji
      @bananawieldingorenji Před rokem +4

      @@theautonomous "Hello, Charlie"

    • @theautonomous
      @theautonomous Před rokem +3

      @@bananawieldingorenji now translate that into binary

  • @socksfersold
    @socksfersold Před rokem +2884

    Man I’m so glad Nigel became a permanent host

    • @volt734
      @volt734 Před rokem +79

      Hasn't he been there since the start, or am I getting whooshed

    • @Kingcloudii
      @Kingcloudii Před rokem +74

      @@volt734 hes well known for quitting shit

    • @yeetyeet7070
      @yeetyeet7070 Před rokem +69

      they could have more chubby emu as well

    • @yeetyeet7070
      @yeetyeet7070 Před rokem +1

      same tho

    • @JaniFerraz
      @JaniFerraz Před rokem +8

      @@Kingcloudii Since when?

  • @twentylush
    @twentylush Před rokem +1775

    the inclusion of the robot that only understands a very controversial accent is golden

    • @Cosmonaut_Devin
      @Cosmonaut_Devin Před rokem +142

      It’s not controversial. That’s literally how you say Charlie in Japanese. Charii or チャリー

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush Před rokem +92

      @@Cosmonaut_Devin Theres a clear distinction between replication of japanese enunciation and the specific inflection that charlie demands of Will

    • @kikiRa.
      @kikiRa. Před rokem +23

      @@twentylush clear? really?

    • @Charizard24682
      @Charizard24682 Před rokem +6

      @@Cosmonaut_Devin yeah but it's a literal guide bot, japanese ppl would not really need that, so its just funny that even for english ppl that google translate it, they still have to do a sort of controversial accent for it to work

    • @Evelyn80264
      @Evelyn80264 Před rokem +50

      it isnt a guide, it emotional support, it only plays music.

  • @cobralyoner
    @cobralyoner Před rokem +462

    who ever had the idea of giving them a emotional support robot and telling them it’s a guide robot: you’re a absolute legend 😂😂😂

  • @Lemonsoup
    @Lemonsoup Před rokem +1892

    William’s team bought something as far from booba as possible, and actually managed to bring it to a negative elevation. I’m honestly just impressed.
    Edit: and they still won lol

    • @Xenibalt
      @Xenibalt Před rokem +45

      didn't deserve the win either 😶‍🌫

    • @HankRichard
      @HankRichard Před rokem +1

      I love how that hapoejer

    • @jakemakes
      @jakemakes Před rokem +28

      They should've been disqualified for not getting booba lol

    • @eideticex
      @eideticex Před rokem +10

      It's a gamer move, the underflow glitch.

    • @tobin1677
      @tobin1677 Před rokem +31

      Gonna go ahead and point out neither team was at the meeting place on time, they were in the subway when time expired, holding a gundam figure on the ceiling. They got back sooner, but does that matter?

  • @Accyber
    @Accyber Před rokem +207

    The funniest part is Charlie isn’t even a guide, it’s an emotional support robot

  • @jigarjeetsingh2715
    @jigarjeetsingh2715 Před rokem +1526

    I laughed soo fucking hard on this video just William trying to talk to the robot . A Great video

    • @greeenbulleet
      @greeenbulleet Před rokem +8

      time traveler confirmed

    • @CRneu
      @CRneu Před rokem +13

      @@greeenbulleet we got this video on patreon a month ago.

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z Před rokem +5

      I feel like he got a glimpse into Chelsea's every day existence...

    • @DukeBG
      @DukeBG Před rokem +11

      The funny thing is - that was not a personal assistant robot, it was an emotional support robot, so all it was doing is singing songs back at William

    • @wp12mv
      @wp12mv Před rokem +5

      reminds me of Our Man in Japan, James May talking to his robot guide

  • @kevinstobbs9134
    @kevinstobbs9134 Před rokem +474

    I love how activating the robot forces them to use increasingly extreme (and increasingly uncomfortable) Japanese accents.

    • @chrisrichardson4693
      @chrisrichardson4693 Před rokem +19

      It's just an accent it's not racist unless you are racist

    • @harrietjameson
      @harrietjameson Před rokem +3

      maybe the voice recognition software was trained on someone who doesn't speak English that well

  • @Starttt
    @Starttt Před rokem +332

    I laughed way too hard at William and Allen trying to figure out what the mini vibrator was and then "Is that a toothbrush?" got me crying

    • @evelynsahoe8896
      @evelynsahoe8896 Před rokem +27

      lmaooo as someone living in America I'd NEVER expect a mini vibrator out of what looks like a kids arcade game

    • @angelnetworks
      @angelnetworks Před rokem +19

      @@evelynsahoe8896 if it helps they were specifically in a building dedicated to all types of spicy content, definitely no kids toys in there, the other gachas probably had thongs and such (also, gachas arent rlly kid specific in japan AT ALL. theyre generally rlly into any type of spending machine and im sure william knows that) but that type of vibrator isnt as common knowledge outside of japan (unless youre into toys) (im still a little confused how two grown men have never seen a wand in porn tho)

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 Před rokem +7

      im pretty sure they were joking.

    • @TRKJSR
      @TRKJSR Před rokem

      @@angelnetworks “I’m still a little confused how two grown men have never seen a wand in porn”….. this is the dumbest comment I have ever seen. L

    • @kooll2401
      @kooll2401 Před 4 měsíci

      and then they straped it to the bot lol

  • @michaelkitto758
    @michaelkitto758 Před rokem +60

    William accidentally telling that helpful Japanese lady to speak English was fucking hilarious

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Před rokem +211

    William : "Where is the tallest building I can throw you off of and what's the terminal velocity of your little robot a..."

  • @l8dawn
    @l8dawn Před rokem +63

    14:49 "We'll blame it on the train schedule" in the country with the most punctual train system lol

  • @lettuce1626
    @lettuce1626 Před rokem +96

    Ok so Nile team got "disqualified" for not making it to the park on time but William's team not only didnmt get a booba but also managed to make it to negative altittude

  • @asdaneedsfunds
    @asdaneedsfunds Před rokem +605

    I'm assuming this video came up in this week's podcast and William was so proud of it he wanted to make it public like the dog food video

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal Před rokem +219

    Kevin: they're scheming right now!
    William: *completely lost and trying to talk to a Japanese robot*

  • @robs3405
    @robs3405 Před rokem +102

    The cut to Kevin and Nigel blowing up the doll in a stairwell killed me.

  • @Olego
    @Olego Před rokem +120

    If Allen actually did the math and said the 1/10 of 20,000 feet, which is 2,000 feet.... they would have won 💀

  • @nonhumanperson9362
    @nonhumanperson9362 Před rokem +488

    I never would have guessed Nigel was so much taller than everyone else lol. Really uncanny

    • @alcoda2839
      @alcoda2839 Před rokem +77

      He is standing on a taller ledge I thought he was taller too

    • @nonhumanperson9362
      @nonhumanperson9362 Před rokem +13

      @@alcoda2839 oh ok I was kinda shook I always felt like William was the tallest

    • @turtlekyo
      @turtlekyo Před rokem +27

      @@alcoda2839 lol yeah he's actually the shortest

    • @westie430
      @westie430 Před rokem

      Lol why is it uncanny😂 Just a weird angle that's all😉

    • @JunkyardBashSteve
      @JunkyardBashSteve Před rokem +2

      How tall is he anyway?

  • @nathankeel6667
    @nathankeel6667 Před rokem +148

    They were reading those scripts like they had a gun to their head it was hilarious

  • @z0bi_
    @z0bi_ Před rokem +11

    "Japanese jail is probably really nice, but i don't wanna find out" (13:35) took me out xD

  • @HamiltonDilbeck
    @HamiltonDilbeck Před rokem +427

    The only bad part about this video is that its been 13 days and only 366 people have had the pleasure of seeing it.

    • @ThatOneOddGuy
      @ThatOneOddGuy Před rokem +30

      How is your comment 3w old

    • @batt3ryac1d
      @batt3ryac1d Před rokem +96

      @@ThatOneOddGuy they would have had it unlisted for patrons for a few weeks.

    • @asdaneedsfunds
      @asdaneedsfunds Před rokem +63

      He's a patron. This video was only just made public, but will have been unlisted for some time

    • @ThatOneOddGuy
      @ThatOneOddGuy Před rokem +8

      @@batt3ryac1d ah I see
      Quality content

    • @zappyapp
      @zappyapp Před rokem +5

      because there's most likely only 366 patrons

  • @noahvian
    @noahvian Před rokem +246

    I'm not sure if I should encourage this, but this is the best content I've seen on this channel.
    Also I love how Nigel looked like a giant in the beginning.

    • @artemisDev
      @artemisDev Před rokem

      Exactly how I feel as well

    • @Charizard24682
      @Charizard24682 Před rokem +5

      why wouldnt you encourage it??
      it's really nice having safety third be like a little content group rather than just pure podcast and individual channels
      like yeah sure, they usually all appear in each others individual channel vids, but its just nice to have these kinds of videos where it's just a couple of boys doing goofy shit
      when its on their individual channels they usually need to follow some kind of formula that makes sense for their channels, with this, they can kinda just do whatever the fuck and still have it be great bc theyre all funny people

  • @DunsparceDingo
    @DunsparceDingo Před rokem +57

    This feels like a classic episode of Top Gear in the best way possible god this was so good

  • @BraxtonMeyer
    @BraxtonMeyer Před rokem +72

    Nigel getting lost near akihabara initially was the best part. I completely relate to that. I've done stuff like it.

  • @japeczon
    @japeczon Před rokem +175

    I vote Nigel and Kevin win. They actually tried.

    • @notmyname327
      @notmyname327 Před rokem +24

      They definitely won. The other team had no b00b13s and no elevation.

    • @PotatoMonano
      @PotatoMonano Před rokem +2

      And they also received a robot that only spoke Japanese to get any clue of where they were..so not sure it was a very fair competition lol

  • @jimmy_l_
    @jimmy_l_ Před rokem +94

    William trying to speak Japanese is the funniest thing😂

  • @calesun9
    @calesun9 Před rokem +17

    Omg the "Please speak English" part just made me realize how long ago they filmed this

  • @FoxphorousRon
    @FoxphorousRon Před rokem +24

    Security camera just shows three random guys on the roof with a blowup doll and a camera...

  • @simpulus
    @simpulus Před rokem +25

    William tying a vibe to his backpack having 0 clue what it was killed me... lmfao

  • @radkavasendova5747
    @radkavasendova5747 Před rokem +91

    Just Will bullying Charlie for 20 minutes. That's it. That's the video.

  • @EnzoMarshall
    @EnzoMarshall Před rokem +31

    Will with the stupid little robot is the best thing ever

  • @sidslyder
    @sidslyder Před rokem +55

    listening to what this video was in the podcast then finally seeing it. Its better than I could have ever imagined.

  • @teemupuumalainen3051
    @teemupuumalainen3051 Před rokem +11

    2 adult men, one having some jellyfish on head and other carrying Charlie in pouch getting excited, yelling "adult dvd and comics!" and running towards it probably turned few heads who understood

  • @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred

    When William was holding the Gundam up to the ceiling of the subway🤣 I needed that laugh🤣

  • @metaleggman18
    @metaleggman18 Před rokem +36

    I'm so glad you guys have been putting some of the patreon extras on the channel. Totally worth it to support most people on patreon, but nice for is plebs to get the best bits eventually

  • @GeoPenguin
    @GeoPenguin Před rokem +68

    Nigel's guess of 250m was actually pretty close. Tallest building in Tokyo is 325m tall.
    The skytree is a freestanding structure, not a building.

  • @sp4c3jam
    @sp4c3jam Před rokem +26

    easily my favorite safety third video and im so glad it’s public now lol

  • @catsarefancy9053
    @catsarefancy9053 Před rokem +10

    Alan wearing a Michael superbacker shirt warmed my heart.

  • @khadgaa5443
    @khadgaa5443 Před rokem +11

    Actually impressed by Alan, he said, they were flying at least 20,000ft in air and the skytree looked 1/10th of it. so at most 2000 ft, which is the correct answer, but he said 5000 ft in the end.😅

  • @vitopos8153
    @vitopos8153 Před rokem +5

    14:06 The katana nose really got me lol 😂

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 Před rokem +27

    "In order to know where we are we need to find out where we aren't"
    My brain, without hesitation: *"THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISN'T"*

  • @andrewevenson2657
    @andrewevenson2657 Před rokem +14

    A video on a podcast channel? What a blessing today is.

  • @LanK111er
    @LanK111er Před rokem +19

    when he said the thing about saying charlie racistly i spat out the soda i was drinking from how hard i was laughing

  • @mjewan9920
    @mjewan9920 Před rokem +3

    1: 29 How high were you when we were flying
    Expected reply : we're allowed to smoke on the plane?

  • @rhyoiite_1392
    @rhyoiite_1392 Před rokem +20

    Dude, I had to take a double take there on the intro. Watching it, I was like 'No SHOT that is how tall NileRed is '

    • @rhyoiite_1392
      @rhyoiite_1392 Před rokem +9

      And then I saw that he was standing on the curb

  • @JayyLott
    @JayyLott Před rokem +20

    Half of this video was just William yelling at a Japanese children’s toy

  • @Xenibalt
    @Xenibalt Před rokem +9

    Kevin and Nigel won in my mind because they compeleted the challenge height and booba variables were higher than Alan and William
    didnt get booba and didnt get high .... thats a disqualifacation before then the 'being late' disqualifier

  • @husseinhasan8296
    @husseinhasan8296 Před rokem +11

    I love how these guys spend time together like this. Collaborations are always so heartwarming and fun. Thank you guys so much for making these videos and this channel, and keep up your amazing work!

  • @trevorfeemster9081
    @trevorfeemster9081 Před rokem +5

    Bro there was like 3 minutes where I couldn't see the curb and I legitimately thought Nigel was like 6'8"

  • @Miguelevision
    @Miguelevision Před rokem +13

    This was a trainwreck.
    PLEASE make more of this XD

  • @jameshughes3014
    @jameshughes3014 Před rokem +7

    I wish i could unhear the phrase 'fill it with our own juice'

  • @albisserhotmail
    @albisserhotmail Před rokem +2

    will be looking like he pissed his pants at 10:03 lmao

  • @Cametek.CamelliaOfficial

    Seeing Nigel William Alan and Kevin touring in my country is definitely strange in a good way

  • @HankRichard
    @HankRichard Před rokem +11

    I find it hilarious that at 14:15 they are selling minions stuff at the same place as vibrator vending machines (btw where can I find that vending machine)

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal Před rokem +5

    William was hilarious in this one. And at the end he was like "we lost, but you lost more!". xD

  • @johnjbulls54
    @johnjbulls54 Před rokem +9

    TONIGHT ON SAFETY THIRD a Florida man and a chemist walk into a adult shop, the failed mythbuster Alan pan and willaim Osman talk to a robot baby and the camera people walk around awkwardly.

  • @pumdrum.
    @pumdrum. Před rokem +14

    Im sorry but 9:10 when they shrink Allen’s eyes I laughed so hard 💀

  • @LanK111er
    @LanK111er Před rokem +6

    "tell me everything you know about 9-11"
    god this is so funny

  • @jima1135
    @jima1135 Před rokem +13

    This was amazing! I was dying with laughter the *entire* time. I'd love to see you guys do more real life, in person challenges like this.

  • @jblen
    @jblen Před rokem +5

    From the very start, I thought literally just getting any booba and going any height at all would probably win because both teams would get lost/run out of time, and I was surprisingly correct

  • @kevinstobbs9134
    @kevinstobbs9134 Před rokem +16

    Safety Third about to show OfflineTV how it's done!

  • @Hezmarglive
    @Hezmarglive Před rokem +3

    Kevin: their scheming so hard right now.
    William: Konichiwa Chari
    All according to keikaku

  • @Toast_Mcgee
    @Toast_Mcgee Před rokem +9

    Legend says he is still saying konnichiwa charlie

  • @RepeatedFailure
    @RepeatedFailure Před rokem +15

    This episode makes me feel better about the results of editing my own chase/challenge scene.

  • @Sakkichann
    @Sakkichann Před rokem +14

    the Michael SuperBacker t-shirt got me some memories. Anyway I really enjoyed this one I would like to se more of that kind of stuff here. (Btw Allen you have good bases in Japanese. Will you just tried to kill me. Good one lmao)

  • @CubularCreeper
    @CubularCreeper Před rokem +1

    "They're scheming so hard right now!"
    *Cuts back to them yelling at an infant robot*

  • @gateauxq4604
    @gateauxq4604 Před rokem +3

    Giving William Charlie was an absolute handicap. Imagine what they could have done if William didn’t have a shiny toy.

  • @guruguruguru92
    @guruguruguru92 Před rokem +5

    You should have a segment where you get together once in a while and do a challenge. Your personalities individually and chemistry is really funny !

  • @redfreckle2044
    @redfreckle2044 Před rokem +16

    "the most detrimental thing to happen in japanese history???"

    • @theothertonydutch
      @theothertonydutch Před rokem +1

      *to japanese history

    • @DJstarrfish
      @DJstarrfish Před rokem +1

      That can go two _very_ different ways depending on _who_ the detriment happens to in Japanese history.

  • @koreboredom4302
    @koreboredom4302 Před rokem +4

    9:10 Yo how the hell did Allen do that??? Dude just swapped eyes for a split-second like he was in the character creation screen.

    • @JackB345
      @JackB345 Před rokem

      so happy someone else saw this i thought i was going insane

  • @critchie1386
    @critchie1386 Před rokem

    This was one of the best videos I've seen in quite a while on yt.Amazing work guys.

  • @Vashtehstampde
    @Vashtehstampde Před rokem +4

    Me 2 seconds into the video - "WHY is Nigel that tall??"

  • @matthewsharp1178
    @matthewsharp1178 Před rokem +8

    This is extremely fun to watch

  • @Geometricals
    @Geometricals Před rokem +33

    the synergy of this group is perfect

  • @idristhebean5199
    @idristhebean5199 Před rokem +1

    14:30 the magic wand really cought me off guard 😭😭

  • @nonfunctionalslackfill
    @nonfunctionalslackfill Před rokem +6

    This is legit the best video I've seen in years

  • @SpaaacceCore
    @SpaaacceCore Před měsícem +1

    9:09 Almost missed that edit! Tiny Allen eyes 😂

  • @robooz
    @robooz Před rokem +2

    I love Carlie ended up with face tats and katana nose by the end

  • @Miguelevision
    @Miguelevision Před rokem +2

    Allen Pan's first video was the Rasengan,
    and now he's pulling a Naruto.
    He's come a long way

  • @comdnoive
    @comdnoive Před rokem +2

    Knowing about this for over a month from the podcast and I can finally see it 🎉

  • @JuniorJunison
    @JuniorJunison Před rokem +1

    "Whats the tallest building I can throw you off of and what's the terminal velocity of your little robot ass"

  • @seasnek7024
    @seasnek7024 Před rokem +3

    Game: Take a shot everytime Will says "Konichiwa Charlie"

  • @jackwong5816
    @jackwong5816 Před rokem

    This is the first I've heard of safety third, but i love it!

  • @onihae9063
    @onihae9063 Před rokem

    more of these please!

  • @MyNameIsNyx
    @MyNameIsNyx Před rokem +1

    really good video. much enjoyment

  • @IhminenOfficial
    @IhminenOfficial Před rokem +1

    I love how the first question about the challenge was "do we use relative or absolute volume" lol

  • @toomanyfrogs5367
    @toomanyfrogs5367 Před 3 měsíci +1

    8:30 im actually crying

  • @theonlycatonice
    @theonlycatonice Před rokem +1

    10:20 that's some incredible masking

  • @Dyltone
    @Dyltone Před rokem

    I genuinely love all of you!

  • @johnathonwaymire9483
    @johnathonwaymire9483 Před rokem +3

    Fantastic video

  • @pallasproserpina4118
    @pallasproserpina4118 Před rokem +5

    and legend has it william osman still can't pronounce "Akihabara" to this day

  • @kooll2401
    @kooll2401 Před 4 měsíci

    omg 14:35 "is it a toothbrush" lmao

  • @mynamechef1157
    @mynamechef1157 Před rokem

    love this type of video

  • @TheGreatp3nguin
    @TheGreatp3nguin Před rokem +3

    This is the content I want from safety third

  • @stormobsession
    @stormobsession Před rokem

    Words cannot describe how much I love this video

  • @sidecharacter3449
    @sidecharacter3449 Před rokem +5

    it really a shame they're not buy the $500 booba set

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Před rokem +1

    great episode, safety third. fun times in japan.

  • @yeetyeet7070
    @yeetyeet7070 Před rokem +3

    A perfect video. Please visit more places and do stuff like this, what about Europe?

  • @eatmarth
    @eatmarth Před rokem +1

    Such chaotic energy