Watch Psycho Goreman or go to hell

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  • čas přidán 25. 01. 2021
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Komentáře • 664

  • @amroth14105
    @amroth14105 Před 3 lety +318

    "It's not a sex thing."
    *plays Careless Whisper 5 minutes into the video as he showcases some wet, wet puppets*

    • @zundra616
      @zundra616 Před 3 lety +9

      Holy shit Teambuilder brings back so many memories

  • @xxJETSETxx
    @xxJETSETxx Před 3 lety +394

    When Matt asked "What are you still doing here," I literally said to myself "Waiting for Bobby Duke." MATT CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS OH NO

    • @realxized
      @realxized Před 3 lety +10

      Are your thoughts, perhaps, some kind of slime...?

  • @Oldage429
    @Oldage429 Před 3 lety +644

    Bobby Duke is not wearing thin at all, please continue giving us more Bobby Duke.

    • @Oldage429
      @Oldage429 Před 3 lety +61

      Unless you no longer have an artistic desire to write Bobby Duke, do what makes you happy first and foremost but please be aware that we all love Bobby Duke and would be delighted if you continue including him, but understanding if you don't

    • @Bloo_Pup
      @Bloo_Pup Před 3 lety +6

      ha ha voice funny

    • @kaerfnatas2042
      @kaerfnatas2042 Před 3 lety +12

      "Hello and welcome to the Bobby Duke zone, where all horror movies are contained and subjected to his Dukely Bobbiness."

    • @GaryDunion
      @GaryDunion Před 3 lety +15

      @@Oldage429 I would like to formally distance myself from this statement by the traitor Mecka. Matt, I don't give a shit about your artistic fulfilment. You will continue giving us Bobby Duke content until one of us dies or suffer consequences too terrible for the human imagination to contemplate.

    • @stephencrawford2803
      @stephencrawford2803 Před 3 lety

      Bobby Duke looking thicker than ever

  • @sentient.icecream
    @sentient.icecream Před 3 lety +217

    Bobby Duke will never wear thin

    • @harperarida9061
      @harperarida9061 Před 3 lety +8

      I like him but I wish I knew some backstory. what state of mind was Matt in when he came up with this character?

    • @clearlynotaneldritchhorror8798
      @clearlynotaneldritchhorror8798 Před 3 lety +3

      @@harperarida9061 He was high as a kite!

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud Před 3 lety +4

      now i feel like the latest addition to the bobby duke lore should be that he's dumby thicc

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 Před 3 lety

      God I love Bobby Duke

  • @dublynwilde1048
    @dublynwilde1048 Před 3 lety +105

    Watching this while high is making me realize how good of an idea Bobby Duke musta seemed on edibles

    • @cszollinger
      @cszollinger Před 3 lety +6

      Believe it or not, I just had the same experience.

    • @yunikage
      @yunikage Před 3 lety +3

      Believe it or not, I just had the same experience.

    • @giddycadet
      @giddycadet Před 3 lety +4

      i have the same experience while sober every time i see him

  • @toppersundquist
    @toppersundquist Před 3 lety +133

    I am delighted that the Closed Captioning keeps talking about 'Psycho Gourmet'.
    I'd watch that.

  • @MissPlayAndWatch
    @MissPlayAndWatch Před 3 lety +276

    Wait, is this just live action The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy? Because if so, I AM IN

    • @iheartjackieyes
      @iheartjackieyes Před 3 lety +9

      it looks like a live action golan the insatiable lol

    • @originalseeker
      @originalseeker Před 3 lety +16

      Yes, that is exactly what it is and it’s absolutely amazing.

    • @thegoyaaowl
      @thegoyaaowl Před 3 lety +4

      or think of it like this if Power Rangers was made into a gory horror movie with a little bit more efforts put into the rubber costumes lol.

    • @alphaomega5878
      @alphaomega5878 Před 3 lety

      🤯

    • @halcyons2106
      @halcyons2106 Před 3 lety +11

      Honestly it's a mix of all that. Billy & Mandy, Power Rangers, Golan the Insatiable, and it is.... amazing.

  • @dragoniraflameblade
    @dragoniraflameblade Před 3 lety +16

    "What are you still doing here?"
    I have a cat in my lap. And I'm crocheting, so by all laws of decency I'm not moving.

  • @NinjaRodent
    @NinjaRodent Před 3 lety +34

    I was worried that Bobby Duke the Bobadook the character Matt created while high on marijuana edibles wasn't going to show up.

  • @AladdinLeeGrantRutledgeCollar

    "Go watch Psycho Goreman" is the new "clean your room"

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 Před 3 lety +1

      The only difference is that we have great pleasure and fun watching Psycho Goreman than we do cleaning our room.

    • @AladdinLeeGrantRutledgeCollar
      @AladdinLeeGrantRutledgeCollar Před 3 lety +1

      @@FookMi69 I mean I've been putting both off for weeks but I think I'll be happy when I finally accomplish either task

  • @beebalmbadil
    @beebalmbadil Před 3 lety +173

    The weirdness you feel about Bobby Dook being so popular is part of his appeal? I genuinely don't want to see you suffer, Matt. But you being entirely flummoxed by his popularity gives me a weird kind of creative schadenfreude about watching what one has created take over and become a the monster he was created to be

  • @willowmckinnis6323
    @willowmckinnis6323 Před 3 lety +80

    psycho goreman is the most over the top title i’ve ever heard
    i love it

    • @Oldage429
      @Oldage429 Před 3 lety +3

      It isn't for me purely because of Bodacious Space Pirates and Kill Six Billion Demons, but neither of those are movies

    • @subzerobadass
      @subzerobadass Před 3 lety +3

      There's a film called Ant Farm Dickhole. It's about exactly what it sounds like.

    • @VerbenaComfrey
      @VerbenaComfrey Před rokem

      Reading this after Mildred posted a review of Midnight Meat Train.

  • @whelsy
    @whelsy Před 3 lety +24

    I will never be as happy as Matt is when he says 'wet puppets'

  • @Rupert3434
    @Rupert3434 Před 3 lety +27

    40 seconds in and I'm already like "OK so how wet are the puppets?"

  • @escher10000
    @escher10000 Před 3 lety +72

    I'm confused. You said it wasn't a sex thing, but there are wet puppets?

  • @edithprince5305
    @edithprince5305 Před 3 lety +37

    Bony Duke will never wear thin. You’re trapped with him forever

  • @PHONEyah
    @PHONEyah Před 3 lety +20

    that ending stare down is oen of the funniest fucking things i've seen

  • @TheThunderbirdRising
    @TheThunderbirdRising Před 3 lety +157

    I dunno, sounds like a sex thing.
    EDIT: Wait hold on this sounds dope as hell. Where can I find this movie? I should absolutely watch it and then get my friends to watch it as well

    • @glamourweaver
      @glamourweaver Před 3 lety +13

      Looks like its rentable via Amazon, CZcams, Google Play, and Vudu. It may be having a limited theatrical release as well, not that I'd recommend that if you haven't had your second Covid vaccination shot yet.

    • @stevesaitz1706
      @stevesaitz1706 Před 3 lety +6

      the fact that he tried to say it's not a sex thing, only makes it sexier

  • @SmoothAdventureProductions
    @SmoothAdventureProductions Před 3 lety +51

    I stopped watching two and a half minutes in because you've convinced me to see this movie.

    • @Michoss9
      @Michoss9 Před 3 lety +5

      Same! I was convinced immediately after the scene where PG talks about love being like showing your enemy's spine to their grieving family.
      Just finished watching the movie, and it was an absolute riot.

    • @elboob1921
      @elboob1921 Před 3 lety +1

      The bathroom scene had me literally gasping for breath cause I was laughing so hard.

  • @sirus6268
    @sirus6268 Před 3 lety +38

    i can't believe this is a 2020 feature. what a gift, and yes actively looking it up right now. also, i love bobby dook and i am compelled to hit the like every time he tells me to. don't you dare take him away from us

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 Před 3 lety +17

    Scardy Cat's sign-off had me cackling with mirth; and then... Bobby Dook!

  • @thotjesus2270
    @thotjesus2270 Před 3 lety +32

    Ah hah, a nod to Wishmaster/wet puppets. This all seems to be a little too convenient. I’m on to you Matt, lemme find out you had ANY involvement in the production of this film....

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 Před 3 lety

      Funny enough, Psycho Goreman looks like The Wishmaster (in terms of appearance), with the voice of both Pinhead and Candyman combined.

  • @castsxaxshadow
    @castsxaxshadow Před 3 lety +1

    So glad you enjoyed it! I provided many a monster sound for it and am therefore taking...say, 14% credit!

  • @thefatherinthecave943
    @thefatherinthecave943 Před 3 lety +2

    "I do not care for hunky boys! *slow head tilt* Or do I...."

  • @caret_shell
    @caret_shell Před rokem +1

    I stumbled upon this during the lockdown days when anything new on Amazon Prime was in play, and it was such a joy. Not just the movie, but the feeling of happening upon something truly special out of the blue.

  • @cindychung7002
    @cindychung7002 Před 3 lety +1

    When Matt said to look the puppet in the eyes, I was fully expecting it to be a segue into an Eyeball Zone segment, forgetting which channel I was watching...

  • @thebeetleball
    @thebeetleball Před 3 lety +1

    "If you don't wanna watch this movie based on this puppet fuck you" I've never resonated harder with a quote before

  • @originalseeker
    @originalseeker Před 3 lety +60

    You missed the Rich Evans cameo from Red Letter Media. He is credited and everything.

  • @sodaaddict2225
    @sodaaddict2225 Před 3 lety +16

    My moviewatch group just got done watching this, and I cannot overstate how much Matt is NOT overselling this movie. It was one of the most fun movies I've watched in years. Seriously, watch this thing.

  • @CaptIronfoundersson
    @CaptIronfoundersson Před 3 lety +12

    Bobby Duke is definitely not wearing thin. I was genuinely excited to see him.

  • @averyeml
    @averyeml Před 3 lety +6

    This has rapidly become my favorite channel. I’m not even big into horror movies, but boy does Scaredy Matt make me think I absolutely could get into it.

  • @gsmontag
    @gsmontag Před 3 lety +6

    Matt asked me "What are you still doing here?" I, with almost perfect timing, said "I'm waiting for Bobby Dook!" And then he replied as if we were in the same room. Mind. BLOWN.

  • @davyse
    @davyse Před 3 lety +8

    I don't think you realize how easily amused we are, Bobby Duke makes me cackle every tiime.

  • @OfficialSuede
    @OfficialSuede Před rokem

    "The Final Battle Between Evil And Worse Evil Has Begun"
    -Prototype Warhammer 40k slogan

  • @thenegativoneify
    @thenegativoneify Před 2 lety +2

    I loved that pg's disguise is Alan Grant from Jurassic Park 1

  • @charlottehollingsworth9125

    I would watch an entire channel of Bobby Duke because of how much I, too, enjoy various edible substances.

  • @m.i.c3
    @m.i.c3 Před 3 lety +3

    this is the grim adventures of billy and mandy live action

  • @oliviarhysesthri284
    @oliviarhysesthri284 Před 3 lety

    I came here for the commitment to the starting over the video bit; I stayed for the wet puppets bounce.

  • @flatbunny
    @flatbunny Před 3 lety +1

    I just watch Psycho Goreman and my life has immeasurably improved because of this.

  • @tompadfoot3065
    @tompadfoot3065 Před 3 lety +2

    Matt's face whenever he says "wet puppets" is such pure glee

  • @airshow406
    @airshow406 Před 3 lety +8

    Young man in this house we use a little word called “please”.

  • @mootroidXproductions
    @mootroidXproductions Před 3 lety +134

    man we need more american tokusatsu

    • @MarsHottentot
      @MarsHottentot Před 3 lety +9

      You know what is weirdly toku in a totally non-toku genre? CRACK from 2000. It's a "hood" action film about a siege on a crack house "bank" and it has fireworks explosions, sparkler guns / cannons and the weirdest: miniatures on a diorama - like a kaiju movie. It's on Tubi now. It's 💯😙👌🏽 insane (gory, too!)

    • @yunikage
      @yunikage Před 3 lety

      @@MarsHottentot are you jeff leroy

    • @ggggfan1
      @ggggfan1 Před 3 lety +6

      Honestly the best sell on this movie I've heard was comparing it to Keita Amemiya's Jinzo Ningen Hakaider

    • @MarsHottentot
      @MarsHottentot Před 3 lety

      @@yunikage I know - but that movie is nuts

    • @MarsHottentot
      @MarsHottentot Před 3 lety +2

      @@ggggfan1 Hakaider as ET produced by mid-80s Troma.

  • @melodye14
    @melodye14 Před 3 lety

    Scaredy Matt, you lost our staring game. That was so intense until you blinked.

  • @JoelRiter
    @JoelRiter Před 3 lety

    This is the Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy done by Troma. I have never known how badly I've needed this.

  • @makoseda
    @makoseda Před rokem +1

    Just watched it. I spent 5mins laughing and or grossed out after every gag. Thank you mr cats.

  • @Minecat101
    @Minecat101 Před 3 lety +9

    the sheer disappointed dad energy at the end is unparalleled. it caused me physical pain. thank you matt good job i wish beyond wish i had the attention span for literally anything other than minecraft rn so i could watch that movie it sounds dope as hell. mayhaps i can convince my brain next time i am very high

  • @Kammithekiller
    @Kammithekiller Před rokem +1

    i love this movie so much omg. the lil girl actor is phenomenal too, her and dad outshine almost everything else and its great

  • @earthwormjim1125
    @earthwormjim1125 Před 2 lety

    hello mildred it's me again. I'm so glad you recommended this movie because it's now one of my letterboxd top four and I forced my brother and my friend to watch it. it brings me so much joy. my heart fills with love at the mention of this movie.

  • @brynmorepayne1465
    @brynmorepayne1465 Před 2 lety

    the most parasocial moment of my life was the staring contest I had with Matt there

  • @absolute_destiny_apocalyps7832

    I came back to leave a comment after actually watching PG, and Jesus christ it was everything I've ever wanted in a movie. Thank you so much for putting it on my radar.

  • @roosterthembones4475
    @roosterthembones4475 Před 3 lety

    Bobby Duke permanently resides in the basement of Matt's subconscious. Forever in his brain pan. Think about that.

  • @shawnalee9412
    @shawnalee9412 Před 3 lety

    1. Oh I'm so fucking sold on Psycho Goreman
    2. Bobby Duke is an international treasure

  • @marcoscarrasco92
    @marcoscarrasco92 Před 3 lety

    I watched it last night. It's very entertaining. Gory but harmless. Seems custom-made for 40+ guys who used to watch silly horror comedies when they were kids in the 80's. I liked it.

  • @benny_lemon5123
    @benny_lemon5123 Před 3 lety

    Petition for the Bobby Duke to become the channel mascot. Just, y'know, make him wear a cat-ear headband and boom- instant loveable horror monster

  • @WolfattheDoor20
    @WolfattheDoor20 Před 3 lety +1

    Watched PG for the first time yesterday and literally said out loud “I can watch this everyday for the day of my life” Tube-Man gave me all the feelings. And every second Melted Cop was on screen was *chef’s kiss* 🖤

  • @cadeborchard1932
    @cadeborchard1932 Před 3 lety +8

    Hey Matt, I was having an apocalyptically bad day and this video brought me just a little light in all that darkness, thank you truly, you're work just makes me feel better.

  • @brandimoon3365
    @brandimoon3365 Před 3 lety +1

    This was a fantastic movie, thanks for the suggestion!

  • @theFLCLguy
    @theFLCLguy Před 3 lety

    It's basically a live version of Billy and Mandy.
    Crazy fearless bossy girl with a dumb sidekick get an extremely powerful and dark friend.

  • @danieladams553
    @danieladams553 Před 3 lety +3

    Matt, I just wanted you to know that the Bobby (Robert?) Duke section had me laughing out loud. Not like, snorting a little bit or chuckling, but laughing loudly enough that my wife asked if I was okay from downstairs. Keep doing what you're doing, I appreciate the hell out of it.

  • @Frownlandia
    @Frownlandia Před 3 lety

    As soon as you said Stuart Wellington I immediately texted all my friends about this movie.

  • @padulaguy
    @padulaguy Před 3 lety

    Never surrender, Bobby Dook, not even in the face of armageddon.

  • @leviroch
    @leviroch Před 2 lety

    The dad is the best thing about this movie. . . His positive paedophilia story as his fatherly advice was magnificent

  • @magdentv8980
    @magdentv8980 Před 3 lety +1

    Kids chanting: Mcdonalds! Mcdonals!
    The Iron Giant: We have food at home
    Chappie: [pulls up to the drive thru, orders one black coffee and leaves]
    Psycho Goreman: MC-FRIGGING-DONALDS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thewingedporpoise
    @thewingedporpoise Před 3 lety

    I think this video is why I got a Psycho Goreman ad on your wishmaster video

  • @TindraSan
    @TindraSan Před 3 lety

    Mimi was such an entertaining character! aside from Psycho Goreman, she totally steals the show with her human toon personality. I hope to see that actress in more films and shows in the future, she's on another level.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 Před 3 lety +2

    Can vouch. If you have fond memories of Cannon or Troma studio films, you will most likely love Psycho Goreman. Although personally, I did feel like it started to run out of steam in the last ten minutes or so. The final battle is a bit too knowingly silly while going on too long, and I had very little investment in who won, so I started to check out. But that's a minor knock against a movie that's still at least 90% pure gory joy.
    (Also, why is no one talking about how PG spends a good chunk of the movie inexplicably dressed like Alan at the start of Jurassic Park?)

  • @danballard7405
    @danballard7405 Před 3 lety

    The T-U-R-L-E Power parody at the ending credits about PG that Lill Cesar did blew my mind. It sounded just like Partners in Kryme.

  • @KittensXxLazzors
    @KittensXxLazzors Před 6 měsíci +2

    Woo! Rewatching because of the algo. I should rewatch more scardeu cats lol

  • @dorianhinkle5595
    @dorianhinkle5595 Před 2 lety

    Yeah, I love Manborg, it's part of how my friendgroup screens people, but Psycho Goreman really is his best

  • @Jupiter065
    @Jupiter065 Před 3 lety +4

    Getting strong Turbo Kid vibes from what I'm seeing. I approve

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs Před 8 měsíci +1

    Okay... I get why you are concerned the Bobby Duke bit might be getting played out (it isn't)... but have considered: Bobby Duke as a Wet Puppet? Like... have Bobby Duke realised in the ultimate form of Wet Puppet

  • @PoonBot5K
    @PoonBot5K Před 3 lety +3

    I watched this the other day and it's in my top movies of all time now

  • @kamiloa
    @kamiloa Před 3 lety +1

    Thanks for the recommendation, Matt. I did indeed go and watch Psycho Goreman, so I am neither a bad person or going to hell. I also enjoyed the film.

  • @swimbutsu2927
    @swimbutsu2927 Před 2 lety

    My friend and I split a quarter of mushrooms and watched this in 2020. It is now a yearly tradition.

  • @noragrayson229
    @noragrayson229 Před 3 lety +1

    I genuinely thought Matt was just gonna keep starting at me for the remaining full minute of the video and I was so in for just staring back until he was done.

  • @doyleharken3477
    @doyleharken3477 Před 3 lety +1

    matt listens to the flop house, that's a nice surprise

  • @reggie3993
    @reggie3993 Před 3 lety

    Randomly picked this movie to watch with friends the other day knowing nothing about it. What an unexpected joy this movie was! I particularly enjoyed how much PG sounded Andrew Divoff playing the djinn.

  • @mattulence
    @mattulence Před 3 lety +1

    this movie ends with a rap about the plot of the movie. chef's kiss i say

    • @Michoss9
      @Michoss9 Před 3 lety

      it was the perfect cherry on top

  • @mileshill7196
    @mileshill7196 Před 3 lety +6

    Look, I took your recommendation and watched Blood Quanrum, this better be nearly as good or I’ll continue to watch your channel.

  • @tracyh5751
    @tracyh5751 Před 3 lety

    You have convinced me to watch psycho goreman but I ask in return that you continue to provide us that sweet sweet bobby duke content.

  • @03cobra4
    @03cobra4 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Watched it the other day for the first time and am hooked. I bought the vinyl a few days later (from Waxwork). Both are the heckin' best. If you don't like it, you know what you can do...

  • @airshow406
    @airshow406 Před 3 lety

    Tbh this is how Godzilla King of the Monsters ‘19 makes me feel. I figured my FBI agent told Hollywood the kind of Godzilla movie I’d want to see.

  • @jetw9810
    @jetw9810 Před rokem +1

    How did you know I was waiting for Bobby Duke? Yay Bobby Duke.

  • @Reycied
    @Reycied Před 3 lety +1

    "If you don't want to watch this movie based on this puppet, fuck you."
    ...aaaaand SUBSCRIBED.

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Před 2 lety

    I laughed out loud, twice. Felt like it could have kept going for minutes, literally minutes.

  • @robinvandenbos9741
    @robinvandenbos9741 Před 2 lety

    I keep liking videos every time I watch long enough for Bobby to tell me to like the video, he really has some strange power over me as an audience member

  • @TrismegistusMx
    @TrismegistusMx Před 3 lety

    If I agree to give you Psycho Goreman, then you have to reciprocate with Greatland.

  • @ChunkyAppleCider
    @ChunkyAppleCider Před 3 lety

    Bobby Duke will never get old. Bobby Duke could guest host an episode with Matt doing the outro and he still wouldn't get old. Just one though, I know he's a busy guy what with him existing only when you're high on marijuana edibles and all that.

  • @lizabee484
    @lizabee484 Před 2 lety

    The end of this video genuinely made me laugh out loud. Good show Mil-dread, good show!

  • @ChoosenOneStudios
    @ChoosenOneStudios Před 3 lety

    So I didn't watch this movie until AFTER watching Psycho Goreman with my family this weekend, and gosh, this was a trip.
    Glad Bobby Duke seems cheerful today what with all of the hard times he has experienced.

  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina Před 3 lety +1

    I saw this movie, debated on watching and then passed. You have officially made me rethink that Matt. I'm gonna go watch Psycho Goreman now. Thanks for the vid.

  • @bluej9280
    @bluej9280 Před 3 lety

    I watched this movie last night exclusively based on this video, and while I wasn't in it for the references, it more than made up for it by having the most FERAL little girl I have ever seen in a movie

  • @kittywhiskers996
    @kittywhiskers996 Před 2 lety +1

    I loved this so much. And it did indeed feel sincere. Eyes not dry at the end, but also it was just a good time and I didn’t end up ugly-crying.

  • @Matrim42
    @Matrim42 Před 3 lety +2

    Me: I’m not leaving until I get my mutherfuckin Bobby Dook. **stares unblinking at Matt**
    Me a minute later: Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought.

  • @airshow406
    @airshow406 Před 3 lety

    Matt’s weed usage is showing. I know Bobby Dook already demonstrates that. But I’m really digging how playful and weird this video is in addition to making me aware of a movie I now want to see.

  • @miketransposed
    @miketransposed Před 3 lety

    I was shocked there was no mention of the rap song that details the entire plot that plays over the end credits.

  • @Rocketboy1313
    @Rocketboy1313 Před 3 lety +1

    I have seen the trailer and it seems rather spiritually in line with "Turbo Kid", which is a high-gore post-apocalypse adventure movie that I highly recommend.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 Před 3 lety +2

      Absolutely. I was also reminded of Turbo Kid while watching, although PG is definitely more deconstructionist than TK.

  • @TheLokiBiz
    @TheLokiBiz Před 3 lety

    The actress playing Mimi was great - She reminded me a bit of Louise from "Bob's Burgers"

  • @ElfPoles
    @ElfPoles Před 3 lety

    GIVE ME BOBBY, MATT, IM NOT LEAVING TILL I SEE HIM

  • @dirckdelint6391
    @dirckdelint6391 Před 3 lety

    I’m not moved by wet puppets, but since I just watched THE VOID and felt the same sensations I experienced in my youthful viewing of THE THING in its first theatrical run, I rrrrrreeeeEEEaaaally want to see PG now on the assumption that it will invoke the emotional experience of BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (also seen in theatre; I’m unspeakably ancient).