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I think like Cupid. If I ever find someone, I want them to also share the same ideals as me(no intimacy before marriage, staying sober for life, being a good person in general, basically the teachings of Christianity. I’m not Christian, I’m agnostic, but they have good ideals and I respect their ideas.) Edit: I started a war…
@@AndrewPlayz-qn6dn No intimacy before marriage causes people to rush into an unhappy, sometimes abusive, marriage just to get the relief of getting laid without social stigma from Christians...and then the fact that you're married kicks in. Ah, good ol' Christian repression and rushing to marriage at a young, vulnerable age. Everything else isn't even really "Christian ideals". Science can tell you substances are bad for you and being a good person is just a not brainer thing. Christians take everything from everyone else, including things that are just a fundamental "no shit" rule. That's like saying "I hold the Christian value of not murdering people" like...what????? But I guess at least one of those *IS* a Christian thing. No intimacy before marrige is such a stupid rule. Imagine I have to wait, as kinky as I am, to have sex just to find out the person I *MARRIED* is a vanilla, low libido person. That would *NOT* leave me in a happy or satisfied position. Shit like intimacy needs to be discovered *BEFORE* so you know your likes, dislikes, and boundaries. And then Christians wonder why each other cheat all the time, like...what the *FUCK* did you expect!? I hate cheaters but holy shit, you ask for it in that situation.
This is for everyone Just how you didn’t expect this comment on this thread is just how the return of our Lord Jesus is gonna be. Repent of your sins, ask for forgiveness and a new start with Jesus; He won’t deny you and He loves you because He suffered and died for you so that YOU may receive eternal life! Share this message ❤️❤️ “So you also must be ready because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.” “But whoever denies me (Jesus) before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven.” “For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.” Quotes from the Bible ..😊
@@Allyourbusinessokay The queen of heaven and earth is watching everything. You have time to apologize and cry for mercy and maybe you will not end up in Tartarus forever 😊 Your silly book isn't superior, so don't quote it 😘
“skeet and yeet” "smash and dash" "hit and dip" "Impregnate and vacate" "eat it and beat it" "slam and scram" "finish and vanish" The list goes on Why did I do this...
Honestly, deadass thank you MoBo for making this at the perfect moment, genuinely was going through relationship stress and this got recommended entirely fitting the situation and it gave me a good laugh out of it.
It is Percy Jackson I'm rereading the heros or Olympus bcz it's been a year since I past read them so I am rereading again before the school semester starts
@anliasaeed7544 it's when the person you like isn't committed to you , they treat you like their partner but insists they only see you as a friend and still do all the things a couple would do and give you mixed signals
Bro "One Night Stand Dan" has now overtaken surprise attack as my favorite character Edit: I'm not gonna say it Edit 2: I'm not gonna say it Edit 3: I'm NOT GONNA SAY IT Edit 4: Im- MoM iM fAmOuS
Tap and Gap Faddle and Skedaddle Boink and Yoink Skeet and Yeet Bash and Crash Deploy the Goo and Yabadabadoo Note, these are not mine so uhh yeah. Go on an adventure to find the actual funny guys. ❤ (oh yeah and Pump and Dump)
In all honesty this video was a good one because it shows how some people love you for your body and some others love you for you, I definitely love my girl for her personality
*Balls.*
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Lol
😂 fr
It's better than I could explain
Just like what peter said "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"Love is like fart, if you have to force it it's probably crap."
-Peter Griffin
😂
Only 1 replay??
@@Aaliyah77773*
🤣🤣🤣
Wise words
6 figure salary, 6 feet tall, 6 inches long.😂😂😂
you can’t forget the *6 pack*
And the *6 times experience*
fr
Man, when they said "crash the match rates", its too true.
What's the 6 inches long??
"Love is like a fart, if you force it, its probably gonna be shit."
Perfect🤣
Why does this not have more likes
Bro this comment is criminally UNDERRATED
This video was so accurate.
It's sad how people can't think like cupid.
true! i too think love is like fart, it stinks 😍😍😍😍
I think like Cupid. If I ever find someone, I want them to also share the same ideals as me(no intimacy before marriage, staying sober for life, being a good person in general, basically the teachings of Christianity. I’m not Christian, I’m agnostic, but they have good ideals and I respect their ideas.)
Edit: I started a war…
@@AndrewPlayz-qn6dn No intimacy before marriage causes people to rush into an unhappy, sometimes abusive, marriage just to get the relief of getting laid without social stigma from Christians...and then the fact that you're married kicks in. Ah, good ol' Christian repression and rushing to marriage at a young, vulnerable age.
Everything else isn't even really "Christian ideals". Science can tell you substances are bad for you and being a good person is just a not brainer thing.
Christians take everything from everyone else, including things that are just a fundamental "no shit" rule. That's like saying "I hold the Christian value of not murdering people" like...what?????
But I guess at least one of those *IS* a Christian thing. No intimacy before marrige is such a stupid rule. Imagine I have to wait, as kinky as I am, to have sex just to find out the person I *MARRIED* is a vanilla, low libido person. That would *NOT* leave me in a happy or satisfied position.
Shit like intimacy needs to be discovered *BEFORE* so you know your likes, dislikes, and boundaries. And then Christians wonder why each other cheat all the time, like...what the *FUCK* did you expect!? I hate cheaters but holy shit, you ask for it in that situation.
@@AndrewPlayz-qn6dnyou want to NEVER be intimate before marriage? then how are you supposed to show love to eachother?
@@AndrewPlayz-qn6dnyou can’t love someone without being intimate with them, let alone marry.
Devil : Did someone just fart-
Cupid : Love is in the air, I guess...
"Love is in the air"? WRONG! *gas leak*
@@terraventus22my exact fucking thoughts!
@@terraventus22*sulfur gas*
@@terraventus22beat my meat...uh i mean beat me to it
😂😂😂haha
“Skeet and yeet Pete”
"6 inches long" caught me off guard 💀
9 year olds aren't allowed on CZcams
@@Voxifyr but they are?.. also, what tells you they're 9?
@@LeQuietkid Only a little kid would be caught off guard by a simple penis reference
@@LeQuietkid they shouldnt be on youtube bc thers some serious stuff on youtube that kids shouldlnt see
@@tabbosh4986 no offense but you spell like a 9 year old
"Love is like fart. You can't see it from your eyes, it has to come from within"
-Cupid, 2024
Fart’s are like love, if u have to force it then it’s shit.
-Idk who
"... and is why some fall in love at first sight
while others just tryna skeet and yeet"
Thanks, I was deaf & blind.
who dare destroy 444?
@@eliopavlovic3331-Peter Griffin
This was really accurate with how most explaining myths go.
Yes lol
This is me irl
This is for everyone
Just how you didn’t expect this comment on this thread is just how the return of our Lord Jesus is gonna be. Repent of your sins, ask for forgiveness and a new start with Jesus; He won’t deny you and He loves you because He suffered and died for you so that YOU may receive eternal life! Share this message ❤️❤️
“So you also must be ready because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.”
“But whoever denies me (Jesus) before men, I also will deny before my Father who is in heaven.”
“For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.”
Quotes from the Bible
..😊
@@Allyourbusinessokay
The queen of heaven and earth is watching everything.
You have time to apologize and cry for mercy and maybe you will not end up in Tartarus forever 😊
Your silly book isn't superior, so don't quote it 😘
@@Allyourbusinessokayyou literally copoed from epics of gilgamesh. You proved your book is nothing special
“skeet and yeet”
"smash and dash"
"hit and dip"
"Impregnate and vacate"
"eat it and beat it"
"slam and scram"
"finish and vanish"
The list goes on
Why did I do this...
Pump and dump
“breed and proceed”
Mate and evacuate
Spread a genetic mutation and flee the nation
Ejaculate and evacuate
"love is like fart"
sometimes they stink, but also..
*sometimes they come with an unexpected special delivery that makes u say "shit"*
The fart comparison was surprisingly accurate… 😭
True
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Estoy triste porque hoy es mi cumpleaños y no tuve ningún suscriptor 😢❤❤
yeah they could jerk u off without u even feeling good😔
They did it to me..
True
“A fart is short” 💀💀💀
Not every time
CZcams fart 💀
And sometimes comes with something else 💩
Long fart is for shit 💀 sometimes
But you still remember the smell in your hearth
It's funny how it came from how people started to drink milk to becoming a cupid
“Love is like a fart, if you force it, it’s probably shit.” -some guy
Peter Griffin once said:
“Meg, Love is like a Fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably Crap..”
Thats a really good one
E
This is actually pretty damn good logic
Ok that just makes sense
That’s… actually a good phrase
“six figure salary, six feet tall, six inches long.”
She wants everything huh?
Well I fcked up
Can it be multiple choice?
No she doesn't, don't spread his propaganda 😫
Nah, extra 6 for six pack
I've got 2 of them
"Love is like a Fart,
You can't see it,
It comes from within,
But you also shouldn't force it
If it isn't there"
-IamMoBo (2024)
Even his rival dan couldn't help but agree with that analogy 😂
"Smash and dash"
"Skeet and yeet"
LMAO😂
Imma use this saying
Literally nickelodeon trying to use family friendly words
"Ejaculate and Evacuate"...
Smash and dash ey...?
Hmm, reminds me of another kind of video... With the same type deal, with mimes...
What is skeet and yeet?
“Skeet and yeet” god I love that that’s the new name for smash and dash
Back in my day it was pump and dump
boink and yoink
@@alfa_kenny_body 💀
@@macaryl95 💀💀💀
Damn. Skeet and yeet, pump and dump, boink and yoink? How did I miss those?😂
Love is like a fart, it's better when it's natural.
Cupid hit man
One night stand hit woman And vise versa. Only one truly loves... 😂 So accurate.. 😂
“skeet and yeet”😭💀💀
Smash and dash💀💀💀💀
@@WEISSMANGAMING dick and slick😭😭😭😭
hole n go
Superior to in n out in every way
Splash and pass
dick and slick
Honestly, deadass thank you MoBo for making this at the perfect moment, genuinely was going through relationship stress and this got recommended entirely fitting the situation and it gave me a good laugh out of it.
I Hope things get alright for you 🙏
Womp womp
hope you're doing better now mate
@@DC-ju1cgyou're deadass not funny
@@DC-ju1cg return your mom's ipad 💀💀
dan definetly has a crush
"Love is like fart"
-Sun Tzu
Where you least expect me, Cupid answered. As Love always is.
-The house of hades, page 35, Cupid
Sounds like percy jackson to me
im reading the house of hades currently and it’s not even there 💀
Gods, the scene..
It is Percy Jackson
I'm rereading the heros or Olympus bcz it's been a year since I past read them so I am rereading again before the school semester starts
how the hell did the pjo fandom get here
btw on 3rd book of magnus chase
" And like fart, you shouldn't force it either if it's not there " - Wise words from IamMoBo the Great
Because if it isn't there, it won't be just a fart.
Leicester City wow
@@Bananana78 It will be shart.
@@sainturiel7459 yes I agree 💯
I've been there
“Can we use a different analogy…” lmao pls
“smash & dash” 💀💀💀
“love is like a fart, they both stink”
fr
If you think love stinks I feel bad for you because you clearly never experienced true love
@@bruhmynameisbruh1240im gonna touch you niga then you gonna find out what real love is
@@bruhmynameisbruh1240 love is really like a fart. If it's forced it's probably just shit. 😂
Damn right 🗿🗿
Skeet and Yeet I CANT 💀
Edit: I originally made a typo, saying "Sheet and Yeet" for anyone wondering
It says "skeet", not SHEET.
@@SkyBlitz64well you dont get it
@@NamelessWitherdon’t get what? It was a typo
Now this 🎉become my favorite video of 2024😂🤣😅😅
@@NamelessWither Look who looks like the fool now, they edited their original comment.
"Love is like a FART you can't see it with your eyes it has to come within"
That Fart analogy was soo DEEP💀💀
I can’t with the fart analogy 😭😭😭
That came outta nowhere 🤣🤣🤣
"skeet and yeet" 😂😂😂 brilliant
Not the 666 package😭
this package destroy more than 99% of men..
Add another 6 for six pack
@@Ram-ey9cp6 figures 6 feet tall 6 pack and 6 inches.
sucks how facts it is though xD
EL DIABLO
*Smash and dash* GOT ME DYING!
"Skeet and yeet" 💀
now i understand why cupid song says "i look for his arrows everyday"
😐
😐
😩
i always thought it said eyebrows
i guess they got lost or flew away ‼️💗
So this is how situationship was born
haha
The people started it not godd
@Fillysopher it's a joke
What’s that?
@anliasaeed7544 it's when the person you like isn't committed to you , they treat you like their partner but insists they only see you as a friend and still do all the things a couple would do and give you mixed signals
People forgot what true love is.
Social medias killed it 😢
"You shouldn't force it either.."
... 😭😭
Bro "One Night Stand Dan" has now overtaken surprise attack as my favorite character
Edit: I'm not gonna say it
Edit 2: I'm not gonna say it
Edit 3: I'm NOT GONNA SAY IT
Edit 4: Im- MoM iM fAmOuS
thats exactly why his return will be a surprise
One Night Stand Dan is Surprise Attack in disguise
Yes
That’s a surprise🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi
“and like fart you shouldn’t force it either” that line got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂
Force it and we get sh*t
“Relationships are like a fart, if you have to force it, its probably sh*t”
LOVE IS LIKE A FART: if you force it, it’s crap
“Love is like fart”
Those are some wise words
😭😭😭😭
He definitely thought abt this before this skit
@@user-di8bc7zw2y🤯🤯🤯🤯omg really???!?!!!!!!
If you have to force it it's probably shit
My favorite lore detail about Eros/Cupid is the existence of lead arrows
No fucking way
_In Batman Voice:_
*_You had been perfect for heeerrrr_*
_Fires lead arrow_
" Love is like fart "
- famous last words
Bro the fart 😂
“diablo?”
got me rolling to pluto
edit: I never got this many likes before. Thank you!
Bro this is the least effort ive seen put in a comment
Corny ass
3 more likes the 666
I READ IT AS D*LDO HELP
@@DogHoldsControllerexactly bro these comments are so damn annoying nowadays
NAH CAUSE BRO HAS MORE CREATIVITY IN ONE VID THAN I DID MY WHOLE LIFE
Bro's being trubbled by a assistant when he's a god
“Love is like fart. You can’t see it with your eyes, it has to come from within”
~I am Mobo
"Smash and dash" 💀
Skeet and yeet 💀
💀
Tap and Gap
Faddle and Skedaddle
Boink and Yoink
Skeet and Yeet
Bash and Crash
Deploy the Goo and Yabadabadoo
Note, these are not mine so uhh yeah. Go on an adventure to find the actual funny guys. ❤
(oh yeah and Pump and Dump)
It’s a good year when MoBo uploads
sample size?
I agree 100% smash and dash shouldnt be a thing
“Smash and dash” had me😂
"This is why some people fall in love at first sight and others SKEET AND YEET" 🤣🤣🤣🧐
2 uploads under a week? Someone’s wishes have been fulfilled
One night stand dan has been keeping the human population alive since olden days
6 inches long 💀
And that boy's is how ONE SIDED LOVE was born and...simps. 💀✨🖤
Women are the simps, men appreciate a wide variety of body types, personality traits, etc. etc.
Nah, simps are just made by cupids who used their last arrow and didn’t have another ready.
@@non-existingbeing2098Me personally, finding the difference between limerance and love is key, you know what I mean?
Can someone explain me this concept. What's the role of guy wearing black?
He's basically just evil cupid/lust. Cupid wants relationships, he wants one night stands.@@timewalker38
it.. it all makes sense now...
"can we use different analogy or-"
Notice how the man received cupid's arrow. Bro is in for character development after her arrow wears off
This is why stalkers are a thing!
@@DW4Ever91???
@@DW4Ever91 that is not love
@@Brutici Never said it was. but that's the point!
@@Bruticiit can be tho
Speaking from experience (both sides)
bro that fart joke was too much and then the extension
“Love is like a fart.” Best line since Forest Gump uttered, “Life in a like a box of chocolates.” 😂😂😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The pain when cupid shoots from a cannon instead of bow
“You can’t see it with your eyes, I has to come from within” - Cupid mobo
This short surprisingly has a lot of truth that many people in the world don't seem to understand.
Idk if he intended this but this is actually a psuedo recreation of an actual story about Cupid from Ovid’s Metamorphoses
This phenomenon is known as “catching feelings”
"Smash and Dash" gotta be the best line ever 😂
"Smash and Dash" is a thing I will probably say every time I have the chance
😮
and skeet and yeet lmao
Bro left to get milk 💀
Bro left to get milk 💀
Because you know you are not capable of being a father and raising a family
I like the way You put the skeet and yeet Arrow on the woman, you thought nobody would see it but I do😂
Hah. I appreciated that
Bro really said
“Wtf- nah you valid”
Bro the sound at the beginning ❤🎉😮
"I don't see any potential for love-"
"We'll see about that"
In all honesty this video was a good one because it shows how some people love you for your body and some others love you for you, I definitely love my girl for her personality
Agree
“Diablo..? 😨” LMAOOOO
You need to be a writer. You never miss dude...😂
He'll see about that
'Smash and Dash' 💀
Song is Moving Mountains by Two Steps from Hell, and it is gorgeous!
the most wholesome video you have done and you still made it hilarious. Good work.
Skeet and yeet 💀💀 I’m dead
This was ridiculously on point and deep af. Kinda brought tears to my eyes.
Legend says cupid is now a philosopher
"One Night Dtand Dan" 💀💀
if you're gonna put things in quotes at least double check your thumb didn't hit the wrong thing before you send it.
The 6 feet tall, 6 figure salary and 6 inch Johnson is too real
Although delivered in a comedic manner this video has a deep message
And rememba love at first sight is judging a book by its cover….. until we meet again!
Fart Comparison was Hilarious😂
Dude Cupid is literally the Roman God of smash and dash, the Goddess of love is Venus
shut up nerd
Venus isn't even Greek. She's Roman.
Dude Cupid is a god of love and desire same as Venus cuz he's her son
@@sanjanaakotyada4753 ..yeah, that's kind of what they said?
This is how sword fight starts 😂
That 666 package had me 😂😂
I was expecting a "Dad?" comment at the end.
So this is why that one girl slapped me
“666 package” accurate asf🤣