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  • Luxury Property Tour of VILLEFRANCHE + EZE in Citroen Ami. WHAT to pay on French rivierađŸ‡«đŸ‡·
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    Links to Properties and Agents
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    Aime Immo: www.aimeimmo.com
    Kristin King Property Hunter: frenchrivierapropertyhunter.com
    L'Ange Gardien: ap.immo/p/7328950?
    Property 1: ap.immo/p/6798991?u=19002209&...
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    Property 2: ap.immo/p/7087115?u=19002209&...
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    Property 3: ap.immo/p/7328881u=19002209&p...
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Komentáƙe • 147

  • @dreadfulspiller8766
    @dreadfulspiller8766 Pƙed rokem +13

    I'll never have the money to buy a shed much less one of these beautiful properties but watching your videos makes me feel like I'm there.

  • @breezedenice5819
    @breezedenice5819 Pƙed rokem +2

    We, me and my wife, saw you in flesh today passing by in your Ami at the traffic light close to the port on bv. Carnot. We would like to thank you for your content, makes our usual life at the North Sea a little bit more Mediterranean.

  • @TheSchiffReport
    @TheSchiffReport Pƙed rokem +7

    Citroen AMI is the perfect match for the narrow streets of the villages in the French Riviera and the Italian villages...

  • @caroledrury1411
    @caroledrury1411 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

    We paid $28,000 for our house in Vermont luckily cash. It is so much fun to watch your videos on property in the Riviera since I’m originally from France. Thanks for the dreams!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed měsĂ­cem +1

      That’s sounds like a good and sensible deal!

  • @dpnice7721
    @dpnice7721 Pƙed rokem +7

    The drive to the first property brought memories flooding back. A close friend was cook for a while at the grand villa with the row of pillars. The fountain and view point were favorite places to show visitors after eating at Villefrance. I remember her agency building being built and just after the turn right was The Grignotiere, the favorite restaurant of my closest friend's aunt.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      I think the Grignotiere is still there DP

  • @NormanF62
    @NormanF62 Pƙed rokem +2

    My pick? The number three property the villa with those sweeping views priced at around $3 million USD. Sadly out of my price range but if I was looking to live on the French Riviera, I must have my views! That’s a non negotiable for me at that price point. Which rules the two other properties out of consideration. I know exactly what I want and I’m unwilling settle for less than being able to see the sea and the mountains, if possible, from my home. Good tour though and the appearance of Mr. Boo at the end was a delightful surprise!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Yes I think we’ll need many more coffees before we can put in an offer!

  • @AndrewKNI
    @AndrewKNI Pƙed rokem +3

    A brilliant video guys and lovely 'guests'. A real pleasure. Elton sure is the right size for the narrow passages. 🙂

  • @mikecane
    @mikecane Pƙed rokem +3

    You made my palms sweat! I kept expecting Elton to get wedged. Such beautiful scenery. Gorgeous properties. How could anyone be unhappy there? *long sigh* Another very fun and informative video! Thank you!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks Mike. Oh many manage it I assure you. As Larkin said ‘nothing like something happens anywhere’

  • @SharonCee521
    @SharonCee521 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci +1

    Love your sense of humor
 😅

  • @archiegoodwinjr
    @archiegoodwinjr Pƙed rokem +5

    This was very informative--not only about relative prices, but also dfference in temperature between Villefranche village and the upper hills. I enjoyed the earlier Ami journeys to cemetaries in the countryside (accompanied by my favorite version of Pandemonium} and seeing real estate and people who work in the area can be just as interesting in a different way. Glad the "star of the show" finally made an appearance in La Turbie. Bonne journey!

    • @archiegoodwinjr
      @archiegoodwinjr Pƙed rokem +1

      Darn that spell check. Bonne journee!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Thanks Archie. Fear not when the rentrée happens and the crowds disperse we shall be back on the road searching out far out villages!

  • @ToreHansen
    @ToreHansen Pƙed rokem +1

    Cool video always great seeing new places.

  • @andygriffiths9916
    @andygriffiths9916 Pƙed rokem +3

    A quiet, homely country place for me but near enough to civilisation! Great insight into property/ lifestyle.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      I’m of the same mind!

    • @andygriffiths9916
      @andygriffiths9916 Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi Brilliant I did wonder what your thoughts were on the matter. Great minds! 😀

  • @johnlong3214
    @johnlong3214 Pƙed rokem +1

    Lovely people, epic views and another very well edited video, thank you. 👍

  • @stuartwrigglesworth9339
    @stuartwrigglesworth9339 Pƙed rokem +1

    Fantastic video love the house

  • @RoderickSpoke
    @RoderickSpoke Pƙed rokem +1

    First Class
.. very exited !

  • @paulmurray280
    @paulmurray280 Pƙed rokem +1

    Well done guys, nice new content.

  • @J500ANT
    @J500ANT Pƙed rokem +1

    This video is one of your most fabulous!

  • @sandstorm31
    @sandstorm31 Pƙed rokem +2

    Loved the video guys. The mix between sight seeing, driving the Ami & property showing, just awesome, keep up the good work!

  • @Caoucaren
    @Caoucaren Pƙed rokem +1

    Stunning appartements

  • @tatravels3082
    @tatravels3082 Pƙed rokem +1

    Great video. 😀

  • @peteroffpist1621
    @peteroffpist1621 Pƙed rokem +1

    Fun episode. Far beyond my budget.

  • @rendaowe
    @rendaowe Pƙed rokem +1

    What kind of microphones are you using? I’d like to check those out. She seemed a bit nervous with you driving through those tiny passage ways, I dare call them streets and what a lovely lady she is, loved her personality.😉 Thank you for taking us on these wonderful trips with you guys, I actually feel like I’m there with you, I love it! I marathon watched your videos while dealing with Covid-19, I was loving that I was able to do that with you. Thank you so much!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      We use Rode wireless go 2’s. Hope you are feeling better

  • @hongphan4387
    @hongphan4387 Pƙed rokem +1

    What a lovely property. We have just closed on 7 Rue Gambetta last month. We are currently getting the place ready for rental when we are not there.

  • @TurnFullCircle
    @TurnFullCircle Pƙed rokem +1

    On my...beautiful places..about as far away as the moon to my budget....but wow..good luck to any that can afford..they will enjoy every moment....what a spectacular video.....cheers

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Thanks Chris. Yes, I think we will need a lorra coffees to get near!

  • @AliWade1971
    @AliWade1971 Pƙed rokem +2

    Great video. Definitely do more property tours. I am so nosy! Thought the villa would be more expensive.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks. By the sea would have been. La Turbie is nice though!

  • @stevengilleyOU812
    @stevengilleyOU812 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

    This is my favorite episode so far. Maybe do more, showing up dreamy places to buy?

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci

      Thanks. They take a long time to set up is the problem


  • @richardhalliday6469
    @richardhalliday6469 Pƙed rokem +1

    Just very recently come across the channel you two so playing catch up and loving each episode, I immediately caught your accent Tim, I am actually in Baildon which you no doubt have heard of with your Bradford connection. France is absolutely beautiful, when our two girls were smaller ( they are now 40 and 44 with their own wonderful families) together with my late wife ( I lost her age 60 seven years back ) we holidayed there for years and years ( mainly west coast ) fabulous times. Keep up the brilliant content you pair, regards.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks Richard. It’s been a while since I was in Bradford. So glad you are enjoying.

  • @jackoneil3933
    @jackoneil3933 Pƙed rokem +2

    Cool Tim, Great Tour! Last property seemed very much you and Mr. Boo's style, and with a few more Coffees you could be up for a move.

  • @simonclews
    @simonclews Pƙed rokem +2

    Great episode, Tim. Your drive down Rue de Poilu, past the Petit Casino and the Place du Conseil brought back memories of our many previous stays in that neighbourhood. Also, the idea of selling up here, buying an apartment in VSM and returning here to visit family at Christmas and in July and August (while renting out the VSM spot for the high season) is appealing. Not getting any younger. You only regret the things you didn't do ....

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks Simon. Many Brits return to U.K. in July august when weather better there and riviera get’s crowded.

  • @marting4042
    @marting4042 Pƙed rokem +1

    Another brilliant episode. I just love the daring do of the push-on through the ever narrowing way. Wonderfully different take on life in Villefranche.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks Martin

    • @marting4042
      @marting4042 Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi Shame about the last villa visited and that ugly rusted stanchion (power pole?) sticking out of the ground, right in front of the view. How much off for that?

  • @RoderickSpoke
    @RoderickSpoke Pƙed rokem +1

    So pleased to see your sunsbribers climbing towards the 10k

  • @lindaanderson9719
    @lindaanderson9719 Pƙed rokem +1

    Thank you that was very interesting, lovely lady too. One of my favourite things is looking at houses 😂😂 Thanks again both.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Thanks Linda. I think we all love a nosey into someone else’s house don’t we?!

  • @chargeriderepeat7024
    @chargeriderepeat7024 Pƙed rokem +3

    What a gorgeous place, and no madmen driving cars through tiny gaps.

  • @Seasidesurfer
    @Seasidesurfer Pƙed rokem +1

    Another interesting video, oh! how the other half live, still didn't do Diana or Princess Grace a lot of good 😱 I've just worked out a challenge for you - Tower to Tower - Eifell to Blackpool 852 Km (avoids Motorways) but will take a minimum of 12 recharging stops and heaven knows how long đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Probably not a practical idea lol.
    Safe travels both, look forward to your next outing.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      It’s a great challenge. Only problem is I’d have to pass a driving test to legally drive it on the U.K. (but we are planning a grand challenge soon!)

  • @danieltaylor3755
    @danieltaylor3755 Pƙed rokem +1

    What a cool video. I would like to see now the cheapest ways to get into the rare french riviera and some of the cheapest properties and land sales?

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Thanks. That’s a very good idea!

  • @dawster1949
    @dawster1949 Pƙed rokem +1

    Superb! Loved this one
that 3rd property was gorgeous
.you could rent it out in peak season and live very happily on the proceeds for the rest of the year. All I need is a little lottery win đŸ€”

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      We nearly made that the video title!

  • @Chrisb8s
    @Chrisb8s Pƙed rokem +1

    I really enjoyed this. I need to buy you a beer đŸș

  • @ioakimmakis9288
    @ioakimmakis9288 Pƙed rokem +1

    after the last door service, doors sound much better when you close them... I think so.. one more interesting video...

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      They genuinely do. I mean it’s not quite a Rolls Royce sound but


  • @fg9223
    @fg9223 Pƙed rokem +1

    I love your channel! I BINGED YOU! About rentals... Not a good business the 610.000 apartament( i imagine on top different taxes ,lawers etc) With 16.000 a year you recuperate the investment in 37 years.Or 2.8 % return a year without counting taxes , expenses or costs involvedwith buying..Is idylic but is still a very old building.

  • @tonyelliott2101
    @tonyelliott2101 Pƙed rokem +2

    Loving your videos. We are coming to Monaco in two weeks 🙂, just shows how a different approach to transport can work.... Would love to grab a coffee with you guys if you are around. My Partner Pete (Peter Gilbert who commented below) is great advocate on climate issues and also loves your videos 🙂

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks. Send us a DM on Instagram when you are around.

  • @markstephens4202
    @markstephens4202 Pƙed rokem +2

    No show without Mr Boo----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @uberrex8425
    @uberrex8425 Pƙed rokem

    Loved it Tim ! You excelled yourself this time with a great video & great co-star performances ! 😍😍
    Kristin and Mr.Boo were on-form.
    Is he getting a new scooter for Christmas ? 😉
    You can’t best a good ride ! 😀
    P.S.: The first property was my favourite, just lovely. Which did you like best , the greek-style second one ?

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Thanks. Design wise the second one was more me but I wouldn’t mind a steam and sauna at home;

    • @uberrex8425
      @uberrex8425 Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi
      You can’t beat a good sauna with friends . Put a bit more water on the hot coals ! 😊

  • @pauljohnson2430
    @pauljohnson2430 Pƙed rokem +1

    Be more carefull Elton nearly lost an earing when you cliped that scooter, really interesting how the other half live 🙂

  • @HenkModderman
    @HenkModderman Pƙed rokem +1

    They are beautiful houses, but I will continue to live in Katwijk aan Zee, 200 meters from the beach!

  • @christineayres7199
    @christineayres7199 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci

    Its literally Half the price of property in Ascot where i live , here for a 1 bed house they want ÂŁ1 million on the button just because the new homes are opposite Ascot Racecourse , thing is ive lived here for over 3 years and its a boring place when no racing is on and even worse beggars have now arrived on the high street , very scary.

  • @parkview113
    @parkview113 Pƙed rokem +2

    made the studio I liked in Eze sur Mer look cheap - however was just 16 sq m @ ÂŁ200000 via Savills in Villefranche .... now sold

  • @jimmykucera8627
    @jimmykucera8627 Pƙed rokem +2

    WoW
 All amazing properties, love the town house
 Really enjoyed this Video and often wondered what it would be like to buy and the process a foreigner would have to go through. Having someone like Kristin helping would definitely be an advantage. Would love to see more of Eltons escapades as a Realtor 🚙

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Thanks Jimmy. Yes I think we will try and visit some less expensive places at some stage in the Autumn

  • @eddiestevenson-kaatsch6306
    @eddiestevenson-kaatsch6306 Pƙed rokem +1

    Soooooooo... not really in my budget then. If I scrunched up and huddled down, I could perhaps run to a single square metre? Never mind, I shall continue to experience the life of luxury vicariously, from the comfort of my dining chair in front of the iMac, here in sunny Leicestershire.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      Best way. Imagine the cost of the pool upkeep!

  • @stuartwrigglesworth9339
    @stuartwrigglesworth9339 Pƙed rokem +1

    Another amazing video. I have a question. Would you recommend the car ? Going to look at one tomorrow. Just for work ? Love the car

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      I would but I’d check out my 4000km review video because I think you have to consider if it works for your use case.

    • @stuartwrigglesworth9339
      @stuartwrigglesworth9339 Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi Will do thanks 🙏

  • @redsnappa7837
    @redsnappa7837 Pƙed rokem +1

    Blimey, the glamour quotient just shot up! off the scale! [not that Elton isn't glamorous of course] When she said "You're literally 2 seconds from the port" she meant, "by jumping out of the window", of course

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Elton has had to lie down in a darkened room for a week!

    • @redsnappa7837
      @redsnappa7837 Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi đŸ˜†đŸ˜…đŸ€Ł

  • @chromagraphphotoart
    @chromagraphphotoart Pƙed rokem +1

    You naughty, naughty man ... "It's bigger than I expected"... "Lots of people tell me that" and she didn't bat an eyelid. Sadly those sorts of prices are also to be found in certain parts of Cornwall.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      American dead pan! Yes, not cheap. There are however much more reasonable bits of the Riviera which we’re hoping to feature in the future.

  • @CoffeeClub-go7vb
    @CoffeeClub-go7vb Pƙed rokem

    Going on savings mode as of today.đŸ˜ŽđŸ‘đŸ„‚â­.. I only need a Century😂😜

  • @YourMajestyTheKing
    @YourMajestyTheKing Pƙed rokem

    To be honest. All your video looks so sunny all the time. It's like Miami/Texas made whatever offspring that constantly radiates heat. Hard to want to buy a property there.

  • @larshelmin
    @larshelmin Pƙed rokem +1

    I was interested of buying the last property until I saw the rusty pole and the wire 26:51 disturbing the view. Thank god I saw it before I put in a bid, it is a deal breaker for me đŸ€Ł

  • @andyshacks7812
    @andyshacks7812 Pƙed rokem +1

    Better get playing euro millions I’d love that villa!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      We nearly titled the video ‘we won the lottery’

    • @andyshacks7812
      @andyshacks7812 Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi 😂😂

  • @prieten49
    @prieten49 Pƙed rokem +1

    For one brief moment there, I wished I were rich... wait, maybe if 305,000 people bought me a coffee...

  • @daveofyorkshire301
    @daveofyorkshire301 Pƙed rokem +1

    The first time I've seen a practical purpose and a good example of a car of this size. It seems that it is suited to France and tiny french villages...
    I still think it's way overpriced for what it is... But I do see a purpose for a vehicle like this for the first time.

  • @terrortorn
    @terrortorn Pƙed rokem

    2:36 I think the double entendres went a bit whoosh as Americans are not brought up with the esteemed works of Kenneth Williams, Sid James and Barbara Windsor.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      I don’t know what you are referring to!;

  • @66hayles
    @66hayles Pƙed rokem +1

    I have to be honest. I did gasp a few times when you got really close to the wall. I’m hoping it looked worse on the camera than in real life. We can’t hurt Elton again. Not after your scrape on his wheel. đŸ€«

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      His wing mirror survived!

    • @66hayles
      @66hayles Pƙed rokem

      That is great news. You must hate hitting him on anything. Look forward to the next adventure.

  • @gromart
    @gromart Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

    Good day from Canada. It would be interesting to see similar video, but focused on what you could get for 200-300k range in region. Interest as partner and I are planning to retire Southern Frnc 2025.

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

      Yes we plan to do some more property things in the new Year. You’d probably be looking inland for that sort of money but we shall see.

  • @jonross545
    @jonross545 Pƙed rokem +1

    Someone told me the battery can be removed to charge in house if needed.Is this true?Many thanks

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      No way it’s enormous! But you can charge car at home very easily and cheaply

  • @annies8075
    @annies8075 Pƙed rokem +1

    Think I have very expensive tastes, as I'd certainly go for the fabulous 3rd property...........unfortunately at the moment I couldn't even afford to offer 3 million pennies let alone €3M đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      If we all chip in we might manage it;

  • @LoulousCorner
    @LoulousCorner Pƙed rokem

    Kristin: Oh! It's bigger than expected!
    Tim: People tell me that a lot *wink wink*
    I saw what you did there!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem

      I’ve no idea to what you refer!;

    • @LoulousCorner
      @LoulousCorner Pƙed rokem

      @@MeandMonAmi You sit on a throne of lies my good sir!

  • @clitsing6034
    @clitsing6034 Pƙed rokem

    He scares me in old town when he turns to the back to talk while driving. too bad if you're a pedestrian.

  • @tonyaguley5627
    @tonyaguley5627 Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

    I love watching this channel but get quite upset when I see the car going through narrow village streets, so disrespectful you know you shouldn’t be doing this

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci

      We don’t drive on any road that isn’t a public highway

  • @ewanstevenson
    @ewanstevenson Pƙed rokem

    Oooh, you've got yourselves a new neighbour! Just got to get myself a passport. And some money.
    Also, I obviously had a very cosmopolitan upbringing; mum and dad had a bidet fitted when they had a new bathroom built. Don't think it's ever been used in the last 40 years though!
    Also also, I thought you were going to say 'the villa of Lily Savage'! 😂

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      The villa of Lily Savage cracked me up!

  • @dontcallmetraceyx
    @dontcallmetraceyx Pƙed rokem +1

    In the words of a Yorkshire adjacent person, “HOW MUCH! BY ‘ECK YOUTH!”

  • @Donncada1
    @Donncada1 Pƙed rokem

    People "Go to Mass" for your B'Day...

  • @AJS90210
    @AJS90210 Pƙed rokem +1

    She completely missed your funny joke!

    • @MeandMonAmi
      @MeandMonAmi  Pƙed rokem +1

      Or maybe she chose to ignore my smut!

  • @johnhetherington8830
    @johnhetherington8830 Pƙed rokem +1

    lovely girl

  • @daciamcv1026
    @daciamcv1026 Pƙed rokem

    Rip off no villagers left because of idiots paying these prices another village destroyed

  • @meantares
    @meantares Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    A German lady with a feminine touch. What an oxymoron.