Ranking All 37 Elden Ring Crystal Tears From Worst To Best...

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024

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  • @Rusty._
    @Rusty._  Před měsícem +141

    *VIDEO PATCH NOTES 1.01*
    General Adjustments:
    17:54 → The timestamp's name has been changed to "Element-Shrouding Cracked Tears" to more accurately represent the relevant tears.
    • For the next few videos, additional slates will be placed on each section's intro card, briefly detailing the effect of the item and how it works.
    Info Adjustments:
    27:26 → The Deflecting Hardtear gives a damage bonus of 20% for 5 seconds after deflecting an attack. The reason I thought this to be 40% was because the tear's effect can actually determine if an enemy attack is light (1 boost = 20%) or heavy (2 boosts = 40%). The ceiling of the boost is still 80%.

    • @JohnMatragrano
      @JohnMatragrano Před měsícem +9

      This is better than the rain of fire buff

    • @darkreuchiha1842
      @darkreuchiha1842 Před měsícem +1

      Hey the new patch that came out for Elden ring buffed Rain of Fire finally among other things, turns out it was bugged and so was that stupid thorn spell.

    • @lequesodeslowiness3778
      @lequesodeslowiness3778 Před 26 dny

      So maybe I just missed something, but how the hell were you only level 300 will all stats at 80 but stamina and mind?

  • @Memu_
    @Memu_ Před měsícem +2211

    I love these ranking videos but I seriously wish Rusty would put the effects of the items on screen whenever he talks about them because believe it or not despite having hundreds of hours in this game I don't remember what every single spell, incantation, consumable, tear and weapon art does.

    • @PuppeteerNG
      @PuppeteerNG Před měsícem +149

      exactly I didn't know like half of them or at least didn't remember the name, they all have similar sounding names

    • @LudwigsTheme
      @LudwigsTheme Před měsícem +65

      He’s pumping content for the sake of pumping content. He needs to spend more time investing in the quality of his videos

    • @kingjensen8091
      @kingjensen8091 Před měsícem +106

      PLEASE, Rusty, I’ve seen multiple people asking for this. Most of us don’t have time to scour the wiki and know what every item does. Hell, sometimes we don’t even know an item exists before seeing the video

    • @Blooky-yl7bo
      @Blooky-yl7bo Před měsícem

      ​@@LudwigsThemethese videos are about the memes dude. If you want genuine build advice try fextralife

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ Před měsícem +165

      @@LudwigsTheme I feel like this is just inaccurate. He clearly does put effort into them. They are very well produced. This is just a detail that is missing from them for seemingly no reason.

  • @JohnMatragrano
    @JohnMatragrano Před měsícem +2396

    Rusty not putting the exploding crystal tear in 1st place is insulting and puts his reputation into question.

    • @Flakkahh
      @Flakkahh Před měsícem +73

      You say that like he doesnt know his videos are trash

    • @JohnMatragrano
      @JohnMatragrano Před měsícem +65

      ​@@Flakkahh lmao I know these videos are slop, don't worry.

    • @jefforious2000
      @jefforious2000 Před měsícem

      What? Get fuct

    • @fishscale_shawty6529
      @fishscale_shawty6529 Před měsícem

      Hmm hmm... Much agreed upon 🧐

    • @apolloxv8820
      @apolloxv8820 Před měsícem +55

      @@Flakkahhyikes i don’t agree with his ranks and therefore his videos are trash… I bet you’re proud of your place in life lol

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před měsícem +800

    Y'know, for someone who said he couldn't think of any crystal tears that were objectively useless, you sure did spend a lot of time describing why certain crystal tears were useless.

    • @Bukkataro
      @Bukkataro Před měsícem +46

      Perhaps that’s why he made a *subjective* ranking.

    • @spiraljumper74
      @spiraljumper74 Před měsícem +36

      Some of them just don’t last long enough, frankly. The poise damage tear lasting thirty seconds is a joke.

    • @big_shotgun
      @big_shotgun Před měsícem

      @@spiraljumper74 Are you mental or am I retarded. Either you're saying that the tear that can break the knees of PC Radahn in two hits is bad because it only lasts 30 seconds, or that it doesn't last long enough and needs a buff

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před měsícem +20

      He stated objectively that there is no tear without any purpose, then he explained subtjectively why theyre useless.

    • @danielbarnes1241
      @danielbarnes1241 Před měsícem +5

      Me when i don't actually listen to what's being said

  • @elijahpelito4722
    @elijahpelito4722 Před měsícem +432

    "Aren't the sharpest spoon in a cereal box". Thanks Rusty, Im adding that to the list of "unique ways to call a person stupid".

    • @Psykomancer
      @Psykomancer Před měsícem +10

      "Not the brightest tool in the cabbage patch" is my personal favorite

    • @wyattlines7228
      @wyattlines7228 Před měsícem +12

      "He ain't the sharpest crayon in the light bulb shed"

    • @JogoatTheStrongestCurse
      @JogoatTheStrongestCurse Před měsícem +3

      Add “you half baked microwave pizza” to the list too

    • @laurensvd9116
      @laurensvd9116 Před měsícem +1

      Now why would there be a sharp spoon in a cereal box?
      It'd be terribly misplaced.

    • @creeptwin_games
      @creeptwin_games Před měsícem +2

      ​@@laurensvd9116 it's a mashup of various American-English idioms, just to be silly.

  • @ultra824
    @ultra824 Před měsícem +151

    twiggy cracked tear also prevents already dropped runes from being lost permanently when you die, so it can be used to make rune recovery much less stressful

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 Před měsícem +4

      Wait, it just guarantees that runes stay there when you die again or that if I drink it, throw myself off of cliff I can get my runes right back near said cliff?

    • @Ytinasniiable
      @Ytinasniiable Před měsícem

      ​@@exploertm8738if you grab them before dying you keep them, but if you die on the way there you get another shot
      Them and the sacrificial branches are useful for what I call a suicide run back, sprint to your runes and die after picking them up not caring about aggro or the mob of angry enemies following you

    • @Shmethan
      @Shmethan Před měsícem +30

      ​@@exploertm8738I don't think it will move where your runes on the ground are, it'll just put them back where they were so you can try to pick them up again. So you can basically preserve them out in the world infinitely if you keep drinking your flask before you die, it's the same effect at the sacrificial branch (except it's kinda infinite since it's a potion)

    • @___AVARICE___
      @___AVARICE___ Před měsícem

      ​@@exploertm8738they'll stay there, you won't lose what you currently have and the old ones will remain there

    • @ramrodbldm9876
      @ramrodbldm9876 Před měsícem

      ​@@exploertm8738no tard it just keeps yout runes in the last place you left them

  • @TheAshenTarnishedHunter
    @TheAshenTarnishedHunter Před měsícem +754

    #1 salty cracked tear, formed when I fought radahn the first time, allows you to stop playing the game.

    • @yawnhiccup
      @yawnhiccup Před měsícem +7

      😹

    • @giantflamingrabbitmonster8124
      @giantflamingrabbitmonster8124 Před měsícem +61

      conveniently makes your character 100% resistant to all damage types in the game until you start the game again.

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 Před měsícem +7

      The comment combined with the latest reply is the perfect combination

    • @wildbard4112
      @wildbard4112 Před měsícem +8

      #1 brown stinky tear, formed when I fought Malenia, the odor wards off enemies for a time.

  • @LightCat22
    @LightCat22 Před měsícem +301

    I'm shedding tears at this whole tearlist. It didn't conform to my specifically stupid personal taste.

    • @homerlol9058
      @homerlol9058 Před měsícem

      You should report this video for not conforming to your stupid personal taste

    • @ColonelCosmology
      @ColonelCosmology Před měsícem +5

      I won’t rest until people tout my Butt slam ash of war build as the one and only

  • @ChiggieBeeze
    @ChiggieBeeze Před měsícem +174

    1 step closer to ranking all item descriptions. Stop running from it, Rusty.

    • @artemisDev
      @artemisDev Před měsícem +4

      Must be the Japanese item descriptions :P

  • @Songbearer
    @Songbearer Před měsícem +481

    Tears? You mean those crutches for noobs?! I wouldn't know about them, I play with my monitor off like a true professional gamer

    • @imedudes2196
      @imedudes2196 Před měsícem +49

      Monitor off, played on the Donkey Kong Bongos

    • @dualwieldroxas358
      @dualwieldroxas358 Před měsícem +33

      ​​@@imedudes2196 Mr. Moneybags here. TRUE Soulsborne veterans play with rocks and cooking oil!

    • @blublugamingchannel
      @blublugamingchannel Před měsícem +1

      😅😅😅😅 I m dying here, comment should be awarded​@@dualwieldroxas358

    • @TheManDude
      @TheManDude Před měsícem +11

      @@dualwieldroxas358Ironically enough, you can actually do that in the DLC.

    • @theStamax
      @theStamax Před měsícem +8

      No sound off as well? Pssh... I only play from controller vibrations

  • @mr.dr.prof.patrick3359
    @mr.dr.prof.patrick3359 Před měsícem +95

    about the deflecting tear, its base amount is actually 20%, but the game classifies enemy attacks into 2 categories: weak, which gives 1 stack upon deflection, and strong, which gives 2. each stack gives 20% damage up to 80, but it's pretty counterintuitive which attacks are considered "strong" in game. the stacks last 5 seconds, and are refreshed on every deflection. so if you deflect and counter, the stacks will stay if you quickly deflect another attack within 5 seconds of your last deflect.

    • @thediabolicalraisin8953
      @thediabolicalraisin8953 Před měsícem +6

      Still doesn't change the fact that it gives the kneecap buster even MORE damage.

    • @Rusty._
      @Rusty._  Před měsícem +17

      Having it tied to a timer like that does feel awkward. I don't think the curved sword talisman does that.

    • @DooDoo-f4v
      @DooDoo-f4v Před 6 dny

      That's why I paired it with Scholar's Shield + GS talisman + Old Lord talisman. The extra layer of protection and longer duration allowed me to comfortably get the perfect block timings down and it compliments royal knight resolve.
      This set up without the deflecting tear makes the Icon Shield rather reliable! Can't wait to hopefully renew my PS+. I love to tank for hosts and try to get poise breaks. Nothing beats helping folks.

  • @Walker_96365
    @Walker_96365 Před měsícem +88

    1:09 there isn’t a quest to get it. You can still get it without ever talking to Yura as Eleanora still spawns and drops the tear without his quest.

    • @JacobHeronSound
      @JacobHeronSound Před měsícem +2

      I believe it spawns a sanguine noble in her place

    • @_E135_
      @_E135_ Před měsícem

      @@JacobHeronSoundnope, Eleanora will still invade and drop this and her shitty stripper pole

    • @spaceman7019
      @spaceman7019 Před měsícem +19

      ​@@JacobHeronSoundno

    • @Ixb3rs3rkxI
      @Ixb3rs3rkxI Před měsícem +3

      Every time I’ve ever tried to get this tear without doing Yura’s quest first, Eleanora never spawns for me.

    • @asdergold1
      @asdergold1 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@Ixb3rs3rkxI Get to the mountaintops and reach Shabriri or kill Yura.

  • @hellokatyfac3
    @hellokatyfac3 Před měsícem +38

    your comparisons are always hilarious. I remember you mentioned somewhere in a previous video something like "Okay, so everyone who says that this needs a buff because it only lasts thirty seconds: first off, you need a buff because you only last thirty seconds, and number two, That is MORE than enough time for what this does!" and I still hear it randomly in my head when I'm playing.

  • @xerosthemonk
    @xerosthemonk Před měsícem +40

    Stonebarb and Unsheathe turns what is already a nuclear level threat of an Ash into an unstoppable world ending two button combo that churns out powdered kneecaps like you're Wonka making Pixie Dust

  • @Marluxiaify
    @Marluxiaify Před měsícem +122

    Those abs tho

  • @coalblock
    @coalblock Před měsícem +12

    The deflecting tear is so good and so fun that people are on forums wishing it was either a talisman or just a default component of the game. If that doesn’t immediately tell people how far above the competition it is, idk what does.

  • @Eskinor
    @Eskinor Před měsícem +12

    Twiggy cracked tear is the new "homeward bone-ing out of a boss arena after picking up your souls" because FromSoft decided not to add a homeward bone equivilent this time around because of the map being what you use to warp, seemingly not realizing it had utility outside of that.

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja Před měsícem

      Buddy, you JUST described how Twiggy Cracked Tear is a Homeward Bone. AND you have Sacrificial Twig. They gave you multiple ways to do essentially the same thing, they just changed the name and very slightly the function.

    • @Eskinor
      @Eskinor Před měsícem +5

      @@viljamtheninja Nope. The difference being I need to actively have twiggy cracked tear in my flask and waste a slot just for that, which would be fine if it weren't for stakes of marikas saving your progress, meaning if you're at a tough boss with no site of grace and want to go in and grab your runes, you'll have to backtrack or teleport back to another site of grace, change your flask, then make your way all the way back to the boss whilst not dying along the way. Sacrificial twig also doesn't count because it's a somewhat limited item and they just replaced rings of sacrifice.

  • @Simple_Drake
    @Simple_Drake Před měsícem +24

    The deflecting hard tear is what got me through Consort Radahn, made it such a fun fight

  • @joemarais7683
    @joemarais7683 Před měsícem +26

    Next, Rusty shall rank the quality of all my past and current intimate relationships.
    It’d be his shortest upload to date.

  • @Gatchu137
    @Gatchu137 Před měsícem +24

    I know that inevitably something needs to be near the bottom, but Crimsonburst is a great tear. Obviously healing a flat amount means it's better at lower HP values, but it heals like 1200+ HP total, compared to the 950 that the Crimson tear heals at 60 vigor.
    It's great at fixing awkward HP values that could be lethal, but aren't low enough that you'd want to use a flask. It's also great for keeping the ritual talismans active. Idk, I still run it on 2 of my 10 characters at the end-game, and I like experimenting with the crystal tears. Feels like it's very far from the bottom.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 Před měsícem +3

      I agree it shouldn't be that low, but it really, really shows its age towards endgame, and by the DLC. It stops being a significant overall amount, and the amount per second stops being enough to really change formulas on what will kill you. Opaline Hardtear has a much bigger effect on your durability, regen spells exist and by that point, there's almost no excuse to not just use them.
      There's a bit of argument to be made with the full health talismans, but, again, with the health and damage amounts swinging around by lategame/dlc, the odds of the regen fulfilling that perfect use case of topping your health off by that sliver between you drinking and closing to attack is basically nonexistent. I guarantee it has happened once if you use it, but probably not more than twice, and the net effect of just using the damage absorption tear and healing normally is kinda just more likely to help.
      It's my personal pick for early game GOAT tear, but it really, really falls off, since it's a hard HP number in a game where that ratio never gets more comfortable

    • @Gatchu137
      @Gatchu137 Před měsícem +1

      @@aprinnyonbreak1290 I don't think that it's ever, at any point, as bad as the other stuff that low on the list. It becomes worse in the end game, but never terrible.
      Most builds won't have access to the good regen spells, and if we're talking something like Bestial Vitality, the Crimsonburst tear is a significantly better healing effect.
      Nobody is forcing you to immediately engage after drinking a flask. It's easy to play passively until you trigger the ritual talismans again, you don't need to rush back in.
      The damage absorption tear gives a 15% damage reduction, while the ritual shield gives a 30% reduction when you're at full health. I won't disagree that the Opaline tear is generally better, but the ritual shield is a very strong effect for squishy characters, and Crimsonburst is great for keeping it active.
      I'm not going to be Crimsonburst's strongest soldier, but even at the end game, it's comparable to passive healing incantations like Blessing's Boon in terms of health-per-tic, or Blessing of the Erdtree in terms of overall health gain, but with no requirements or FP cost.

  • @Burning_Boxx
    @Burning_Boxx Před měsícem +60

    Thank goodness! I was about to sleep without good white noise!

    • @Memu_
      @Memu_ Před měsícem +3

      @@Burning_Boxx In what time zone is it even late enough to go to sleep?

    • @Burning_Boxx
      @Burning_Boxx Před měsícem +4

      @@Memu_ pills

    • @giantsbane2475
      @giantsbane2475 Před měsícem +2

      I like taking naps

  • @dshvd2410
    @dshvd2410 Před měsícem +100

    "Let me know if you need instructions on how to TAKE A SHIT, maybe i can help with that."
    Bro. Nothing can convince me that Rusty isn't British. I don't care if he speaks with an American accent, he is British because his sense of humour is British and you can all fight me.
    This line fucking SENT me.

    • @MeredithLikely
      @MeredithLikely Před měsícem +18

      I was literally on the toilet, DONT HELP ME RUSTY I'VE GOT THIS.

    • @kittydurgon8740
      @kittydurgon8740 Před měsícem +10

      @@MeredithLikelyBruh. That’s all I got to say. The council has awarded you one singular.. B R U H.

    • @SoManyHaystacks
      @SoManyHaystacks Před měsícem +3

      I was listening to this in the car, and the really quite fart noise that only came out of my left door speaker after he said that almost made me thing my tire was losing air 😂

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 Před měsícem

      ​@@kittydurgon8740as a fellow council member, I propose we offer a singular yike as penance

    • @kittydurgon8740
      @kittydurgon8740 Před měsícem

      @@dragoncat9153 Nah, see a Yike is for the cringe and people that have poor object permeance, like Digi. That’s YIKE level. A ‘B R U H’ is simply more befitting, as it is both funny, and also.. in some cases, sad. So while I would normally agree with you, council member, in any other circumstance, I must sadly.. disagree. No hard feelings.

  • @zikarisg9025
    @zikarisg9025 Před měsícem +23

    Mentions "everyone should own a pair of shows" shows Bayle and then Commender Gaius footage, brilliant...

  • @doorknobsoup
    @doorknobsoup Před měsícem +14

    So, the crimson bubbletear: Yes, endgame bosses do regularly deal well over 20% of your health with a single attack. The thing is tho, i almost never let my hp rest at around the mark were a single attack might just take me out. I'd rather be safe and keep my hp were id at least know I'd be safe to get hit. But I dont heal back up to full because i dont like wasting portions of my flask charges.
    What this usually results in is my hp resting just above that particular bosses "safe hp point" for most of the fight. This inadvertently results in me surviving attacks with like 8 or 12% hp left pretty consistently. And so I almost never get tearskipped. I've used it pretty extensively, and thats why it almost always procs on every attempt. Effectively giving you an additional 1 time instant automatic red flask. And that shit fucks.

    • @doorknobsoup
      @doorknobsoup Před měsícem +1

      Just to be clear, this isn't me explaining how the bubbletear might be good if you use it properly. I do already get a real good use out of it while just playing the game normally. Keeping my hp just above were id get 1 hit by an endgame boss is my default behavior for aforementioned reasons.

    • @E2Gtube
      @E2Gtube Před měsícem

      "That shit fucks"??

    • @minte1972
      @minte1972 Před měsícem

      also when do u not have some kind of DR? do people actually run around with just their armor defences? no dragoncrest or anything? that tear singehandedly lets u survive the grab attack from furnace golems. the "useless without DR" point considering the dlc also seems weird since scaudtree blessings give u dr.

    • @DooDoo-f4v
      @DooDoo-f4v Před 6 dny

      ​​@@doorknobsoupBubble Tear and the perfume bubbles can bump effective HP a long way and they shield madness proc builds in the heat of battle. I always try to bring some while helping people online. Not everyone is a walking wall of onyx and unga bunga 😂

  • @YeeeHaaw
    @YeeeHaaw Před měsícem +7

    4:03 have you considered…..wearing armor? Cause this tear is the goat

  • @aapersonn
    @aapersonn Před měsícem +13

    Wow, i can watch abs for 28 minutes! What a good video! (Wait wdym its a Crystal Tear ranking video?)

  • @prtyproductive
    @prtyproductive Před měsícem +13

    Ok Rusty, you’ve had your fun. When are you ranking every Erdtree Avatar in Elden Ring?

  • @YouAreALeader
    @YouAreALeader Před měsícem +4

    A list of what each of the tears do (spoiler alert it's in order of the video)
    00:35 Purifying Crystal Tear
    Purifies the Lord of Blood's curse
    01:22 Crimson-Sapping Cracked Tear
    Restores 0.75% of the maximum HP upon each hit for 45 seconds
    02:32 Crimsonburst Dried Tear
    Heals for 7 hp / second for allied players, NPCs and Spirit Ashes for 180 seconds
    03:12 Crimsonburst Crystal Tear
    Heals 7 HP per second for 180 seconds
    03:44 Crimson Bubbletear
    Restores ⌊MaxHP * 0.3⌋ Health when below 21% health lasts 180 seconds or until procced
    04:35 Twiggy Crystal Tear
    Briefly stop rune loss on death for 180 seconds
    05:24 Viridian Hidden Tear
    Eliminates all stamina consumption for 15 seconds
    06:28 Crimsonspill Crystal Tear
    Max HP increased by 10% for 180 seconds
    07:25 Windy Crystal Tear
    Makes your dodges better for 180 seconds (the wiki has a bunch of funny numbers about what it actually does but I'm lazy)
    08:11 Stat-Knot Crystal Tears
    Stat +10 for 180 seconds
    09:09 Leaden Hardtear
    Acts as a pseudo-hyperarmor buff that prevents stagger from certain damage levels for 10 seconds
    10:17 Cerulean-Sapping Cracked Tear
    Grants FP restoration when performing attacks for 45 seconds (idk how much fp it restores)
    11:22 Greenspill Crystal Tear
    Increases max stamina by 15% for 180 seconds
    12:10 Glovewort Crystal Tear
    Increases summons damage by 7.5% for 180 seconds
    13:01 Crimson Crystal Tear(s)
    Restores half of your HP
    13:26 Cerulan Crystal Tear
    Restores half of your FP
    13:54 Speckled Hardtear
    Cures any current status build-up and boosts all resistances by 90 for 180 seconds
    14:45 Opaline Bubbletear
    Increases all damage negation types by 90% for 3 minutes or until hit
    15:39 Ruptured Crystal Tear(s)
    Explode after 3.2 seconds, damaging yourself and everything around you
    16:40 Oil-Soaked Tear
    Increases the Fire Dmg dealt to enemies by 20% for 60 seconds
    17:54 Resistance Crystal Tears
    Element damage +20% for 180 seconds
    18:48 Spiked Cracked Tear
    Charged attacks +15% for 180 seconds
    19:33 Opaline Hardtear
    Increases all damage negation types by 15% for 180 seconds
    20:19 Cerulean Hidden Tear
    Eliminates all FP consumption for 10 seconds
    21:02 Bloodsucking Cracked Tear
    Increases damage by 1.2x. Drains ⌊MaxHP * 0.002⌋ + 20 HP/s. Lasts for 180 seconds.
    21:52 Stonebarb Cracked Tear
    Stance damage +30% and stamina damage to blocking enemies +30% for 30 seconds
    22:42 Thorny Cracked Tear
    Increases damage by 9%, 13%, and 20% on consecutive hits for 180 seconds
    23:18 Crimsonwhorl Bubbletear
    Restores 5% of Max HP when hit for 15 seconds
    24:20 Greenburst Crystal Tear
    Increases Stamina recovery speed by 15 per second for 180 seconds
    25:14 Winged Crystal Tear
    Boosts max equip load by +450% for 180 seconds
    26:24 Deflecting Hardtear
    This is the deflecting one. The wiki has about a 9 page essay explaining what it does. The effect lasts 300 seconds

    • @jean-baptisteboucher6465
      @jean-baptisteboucher6465 Před 24 dny

      Thanks a lot for that ! Little mistake though : the crimsowhorl bubbletear heals you only if you take elemental damage, not physical.

  • @joekewl7539
    @joekewl7539 Před měsícem +7

    The Critical Hit animation interrupting the life drain isnt a bug. Thats been a consistent feature across the games. During crits you have true invincibility, you take no damage or buildup from any sources on anything. It makes fishing for crits a good way to mitigate the HP loss of being poisoned.

    • @jaydeejay4166
      @jaydeejay4166 Před měsícem

      you still get status buildup from terrain while preforming criticals

  • @anspecificindividual9016
    @anspecificindividual9016 Před měsícem +88

    I’m alone in this uncharted land.

  • @FightingGameEnjoyer_38
    @FightingGameEnjoyer_38 Před měsícem +18

    I was just watching the old Tear list and you upload this as soon as i sit down???

  • @SniperPlayer1515vr
    @SniperPlayer1515vr Před měsícem +4

    A fun note about #!: Pair it with the Brass Shield and no boss can fucking hurt you. The deflect takes into account the guard stats of whatever you block with. This means, with the brass shield (just as a medium shield example), you can give a ginormous middle finger to anything that deals physical, magic, lightening, holy, or fire damage if you can time your deflects. Another thing to note is that if an attack is too strong for your shield, it'll send you in a weird backflip animation you can then press guard again to get out of quicker. You can absolutely deflect seemingly impossible combo attacks with proper timing. Godspeed my deflecting sons of war.

  • @MaeIsOkay
    @MaeIsOkay Před měsícem +46

    In the Crimson Bubbletear's defense, it's still really good as an invader, especially if youre using something a bit more squishy like a Rock Heart build. I know this is a mainly a pve list but i wanted to still offer a good thing about one of my favorite tears :)

    • @NecroBanana
      @NecroBanana Před měsícem +1

      Exactly, it"s a pvp focused tear. Rusty's scrub ahh just can't muster a thought about pvp

    • @MaeIsOkay
      @MaeIsOkay Před měsícem +1

      @@NecroBanana i wouldn't say that, it's perfectly fine to focus on pve when talking about how good something is, considering it's the majority of the game

    • @Panurome
      @Panurome Před měsícem +2

      Even on PvE it's still really good, it essentially removes a mistake that could cost you the boss attempt, and works against multi hits too unlike the opaline bubbletear

    • @willsmith5758
      @willsmith5758 Před měsícem +1

      @@NecroBanana Honestly if you are 4 defensive talisman stacking and eating boiled crab, the most survivability you could give yourself is the 2 bubbletears. Opoline hardtear takes the same buff slot as boiled crab, so if you stack all that the crimson bubbletear can save you from A LOT

    • @dragondest4
      @dragondest4 Před měsícem +2

      ​​@@NecroBananaits funny because he put winged crystal tear as number 2 and sighted pvp as a reason because it lets you wield multiple weapons? like you cant just hotswap an entire inventory of weapons while only having one equipped at a time?

  • @DaEvilShaman
    @DaEvilShaman Před měsícem +2

    Please Rusty I beg of you upload more videos so I have more content to sleep to in the future. This is not an insult. I sleep to your older videos that I have watched. I find them surprisingly melatonin-like. Thanks to you, your ghost writer and your editor xx

  • @Silverstar114
    @Silverstar114 Před měsícem +7

    A crystal clear crystal tear tier list, I love it.

  • @brookeb69420
    @brookeb69420 Před měsícem +1

    crimsonburst actually saved me so many times on my first playthrough! the amount of times I was left with like 1 health is crazy

  • @cammyshill3099
    @cammyshill3099 Před měsícem +3

    0:35 Oh my God, you could grind meat on th-
    I mean, the Purifying Crystal Tear. The one to beat Mohg, Mohg and his Crystal Tear. You can definitely grind him up with that, sure.

  • @deadpool153
    @deadpool153 Před měsícem +4

    was lasered eyed on those abs

  • @jaakarimiquel8473
    @jaakarimiquel8473 Před měsícem +5

    is this the tearlist?

  • @Soulsnatcher89
    @Soulsnatcher89 Před měsícem +1

    Dude I love your videos and love rewatching them because primarily the analogies you use are comedic GOLD. The Ruptured Crystal Tears had me dying a good 5m straight MINIMUM before I could breathe again. Keep it up man

  • @yelam4460
    @yelam4460 Před měsícem +5

    I'm not sure if I agree with some parts of this list. The elemental ones are easily top 5, at least. A 20% increase in damage with no conditions to trigger it or negative effects is way too good. And even if there are more defensive items and spells Opaline Hardtear is still a flat 15% bonus that lasts for 3 min. Idk just my opinion.

    • @D00MTR33
      @D00MTR33 Před měsícem +1

      I agree. Saw another person do a list and outside of him having the charged R2 tear in C tier I agreed with his ranking more. But everyone has their own opinion.

    • @samgraffen9212
      @samgraffen9212 Před měsícem +2

      The fact Opaline Hardtear does not depend on build, weapon, playstyle, or enemy instantly makes in one of the most applicable.

  • @VerbalLearning
    @VerbalLearning Před měsícem +3

    One use i found for the Twiggy Cracked Tear was to pair it with one of the rupture crystal tears. It's not gonna come up very often, but if you find yourself with a lot of runes on you and for whatever reason aren't able or willing to teleport to a site of grace you can use this combination of tears to bring yourself back to your last site of grace with no runes lost. Maybe there's an item in the game that already does that rendering this pointless. But it's a funny way of saying "I'm going out on my own terms and i'm taking my runes with me" in the middle of a battle you know you can't win while you have a valuable amount of runes on you.

  • @delphynenull2136
    @delphynenull2136 Před měsícem +3

    21:59 Rusty turned into Explanation Point there for a second.

  • @darktemplar441
    @darktemplar441 Před měsícem +2

    wow #32 for twiggy? I love that thing. i run around with it in all the time. it really adds up after a while especially when levels start costing around 500k. being able to bash my head against bosses without having to worry about rune loss and still get level ups is the best feeling lol. especially with how aggro the DLC is

  • @Champion919Games
    @Champion919Games Před měsícem +3

    6:10 Bleed Backhand Blade with blind spot and hidden tear goes unimaginably hard. Spamming that ash does so much damage and almost guarantees a bleed and a stance break.

  • @misterStevePikk
    @misterStevePikk Před měsícem +2

    I honestly expected Crimson Bubbletear near the top. It literally makes certain one hit kills survivable, like Furnace Golem's grab or Messmer's grab. It's my go-to for boss fights. Having that safety net is really nice for all the spinning attacks and grabs you come across.

  • @LSTR_ZeroZeroSeven
    @LSTR_ZeroZeroSeven Před měsícem +4

    17:43 LIKE A WHAT???

  • @azrael6882
    @azrael6882 Před měsícem +1

    I have read in the wiki that the Pickled Turtle Neck being a temporary and a stamina regen buff doesn't in fact stack with the Greenburst Crystal Tear, referring to your point at 24:39 . Great video loved the thorough explanation thanks for your work

  • @Gbaboo4
    @Gbaboo4 Před měsícem +4

    This video was about some tier list? I was busy looking at the characters abs

  • @riloretro7821
    @riloretro7821 Před měsícem +2

    Rusty I just wanted to say I appreciate the P5 background music it makes me smile and bop my head.

  • @TengouX
    @TengouX Před měsícem +8

    This takes me back to the time when my sorcery build got dunked on in duels by this dude abusing crimsonwhorl and winged crystal tear.
    After the third time meeting the same guy in duels, I put on a faith talisman so I could equip a seal, and memorized law of regression.
    Seeing that guy lose all his buffs and stagger around the arena like a cripple gave me so much joy.
    Since then, when I play a build with Int in it I always take that spell into duels just in case.
    If you bring those tears into a duel, be prepared to lose them instantly.

    • @duckyduckington9736
      @duckyduckington9736 Před měsícem

      you cant even use a wonderous physic in duels, you can only use it in combat ordeal.
      also "sorcery build" as in 3 spells over and over (not you specificially but thats like 90% of sorcery builds)

    • @TengouX
      @TengouX Před měsícem +2

      @@duckyduckington9736 Before the arena existed, they used to do duels outside.

    • @adaroben1104
      @adaroben1104 Před 20 dny

      I can never get arenas to work. Is it only 1v1 groups that get players? Maybe I'm not getting matches due to level...

    • @duckyduckington9736
      @duckyduckington9736 Před 20 dny

      @@adaroben1104 duels are the main one and level 140-150 is the average ranges people pvp at.

    • @DooDoo-f4v
      @DooDoo-f4v Před 6 dny

      ​@@TengouXAhhhh the good old days. Outside the Academy Lift of Lucaria

  • @videofreak6454
    @videofreak6454 Před měsícem +3

    Crimson bubbletear is like, a good pvp tear though lol

    • @TheMissinLink
      @TheMissinLink Před měsícem

      i don’t think he ever includes pvp viability

    • @skeley6776
      @skeley6776 Před měsícem

      ​@@TheMissinLink there is literally no ryme or reason to his Tierlists. We are lucky he somehow managed to pit the Deflect and Stamina reg tear so high. I wouldnt be suprised if most of his lists are 90% randomizied or him trying to be "different".

  • @SkereKelel
    @SkereKelel Před měsícem +4

    The moment i saw the Viridian Hidden Tear not working on blocks i knew i have to mod it to work on blocks. Like is not even real unlimited stamina without that. Fromsoftware is false advertising with that one.

  • @LeonardoDaWerner
    @LeonardoDaWerner Před měsícem +1

    Thanks for putting the tear‘s icons next to the abs to remind me why I originally clicked on this video

  • @philipkaltman9532
    @philipkaltman9532 Před měsícem +5

    But do any of them reset frostbite?

    • @xtanagaming1017
      @xtanagaming1017 Před měsícem +1

      The speckled tear resets all status effects, including frostbite

  • @ryand2313
    @ryand2313 Před měsícem +1

    Bro’s character wakes up with 1000 crunches, god damn their shredded

  • @kaboi9548
    @kaboi9548 Před měsícem +5

    Love your videos 😎

  • @thenoteless
    @thenoteless Před měsícem +1

    Glad to catch an upload so early! I just finished watching most of your other rankings, and I'm glad that you aren't gonna stop making them anytime soon.

  • @dave9040
    @dave9040 Před měsícem +3

    “The Viridian Crystal Tear can be used on Margit/Morgott and Mogh while using their shackle. You can use fast weapons like bleed or frost claw and spam R1 without using stamina. However, doing so will keep you, just like those who use summons, maidenless.” 😁😁

  • @MrStickdude17
    @MrStickdude17 Před měsícem +1

    I had to watch this twice because I was too distracted the first time by those ABS.... well played Rusty.

  • @elviraweekes3906
    @elviraweekes3906 Před měsícem +3

    The deflecting hardtear gave me some good memories for the Radahn fight. I was trapped against a corner and he was using his nuke. I knew that I couldn’t get out in time, so I got ready to deflect when the attack finally landed. I was still standing with a little bit of damage taken, because it was a holy attack. That was the most epic moment I’ve had during that boss fight, I’m just waiting to get to fight him again in my next playthrough. I have never had a boss make me do something so desperate before. I know a lot of people won’t agree with me that’s fine, but this boss is amazing I have never been pushed so far.

  • @OmgMcGamez
    @OmgMcGamez Před měsícem +2

    I like the purifying crystal tear, because I like to go mogh hunting outside of his arena to help other people reach the DLC, it's free runes, it's free rune arcs and usually a good time. I am not a minmaxer by any means and I want the host to have a good time too so I like to do "my part" which usually means that Mogh isn't dead by the time his countdown reaches NIHIIIIL! So I need it to not waste the 3 health flasks I take into the arena for when my dragon breath inevitably locks me into getting bitchslapped by mogh. It isn't useless and not a "1 time use" item if you enjoy helping other people :P

  • @erasmus_locke
    @erasmus_locke Před měsícem +9

    Buff bad tears ❌
    Nerf useful tears ✅

  • @TheElevenFirst
    @TheElevenFirst Před měsícem +1

    twiggy cracked tear is actually great, if you accidentally (or intentionally) go into a boss with a sizeable amount of runes but not enough to level up then you can equip this and get your runes, then die and you'll have them out. no need to waste a twig

  • @ar-3s
    @ar-3s Před měsícem +3

    new vid yay

  • @CREDLACE
    @CREDLACE Před měsícem +1

    Not gonna lie, I have relied to the crimsonburst and greenburst tears for the regen over time, it has helped me by allowing me to survive just barely once or twice but that's it.

  • @homelessAmish
    @homelessAmish Před měsícem +6

    Where is ranking every fallingstar beast 😔😔

  • @Qualiv4
    @Qualiv4 Před měsícem +1

    Man the crimson bubbletear saved my ass multiple times in my first playthrough of the dlc, it works most of the time, it's not true that it gets bypassed often

  • @Dbonesburneraccount
    @Dbonesburneraccount Před měsícem +3

    1:03 that’s like actively choosing not to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle at top speed it’s just a stupid decision not to bring the purifying crystal tear against Mohg if you don’t wanna die every time he hits 50% HP.

    • @Monnisti
      @Monnisti Před měsícem

      It's not necessary to survive while helmet is kinda

    • @cj1535
      @cj1535 Před měsícem

      If you dont have it you just spam flasks?

    • @venandisicarius32
      @venandisicarius32 Před měsícem

      Not really. Mohg is like... REALLY weak to bleed. Even on NG +5 I've destroyed him with a basic bleed build. If you're NOT using a bleed build, then yes you're playing real reckless with your life, but otherwise he's easier than most heavy duty field enemies.

  • @johncooney3940
    @johncooney3940 Před měsícem +1

    To be honest, the crimson bubble tear was surprisingly helpful in the final bosses second stage in the Dlc
    Basically equated to a few free heals thanks to all of the chip damage
    Wasn’t the most effective tear in that fight but I found it neat

  • @flamigoos4804
    @flamigoos4804 Před měsícem +3

    Awesome video bro , keep it up.
    *Please Wake Up , You Have Been Asleep for Too Long...*

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson Před měsícem +3

      What fell off is these comments. The meme is already dead.

    • @MixiMoxi
      @MixiMoxi Před měsícem +1

      @@nolongerapersonthank you i’m so tired of them

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson Před měsícem

      @@MixiMoxi They edited it 😂😂

    • @MixiMoxi
      @MixiMoxi Před měsícem

      @@nolongeraperson 😭😭😭

    • @MixiMoxi
      @MixiMoxi Před měsícem

      @@flamigoos4804 i like this comment now, post more of these ones.

  • @xenit7837
    @xenit7837 Před měsícem +1

    I saw the deflecting tear and said "ah, so im playing lies/sekiro now." And its so sick, I love fighting radahn 2 with this

  • @Blasphemy79
    @Blasphemy79 Před měsícem +4

    Enough with the “Bro fell off” comments guys, it’s overdone and gets people nowhere

  • @thenewseorarek9625
    @thenewseorarek9625 Před měsícem +2

    Took me a moment to realize the clip of your character drinking was modded, i was wondering why the abs looked so nice
    Give us muscly women fromsoft please 😔

  • @GoonTopiaResident
    @GoonTopiaResident Před měsícem +1

    Wonderful video! Now rank all the evergaols

  • @Guanjyn
    @Guanjyn Před měsícem +1

    I like the way he talks about them as if I have memorised what each one does.

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur Před 22 dny

    That clip of Renalla on #4 was hilarious.
    Also there's a conspicuous lack of Sekiro builds despite the top tear and I've no idea why

  • @overlooting2195
    @overlooting2195 Před měsícem +1

    Love the vid as always but it'd be so helpful to quickly mention the effects of the item you're ranking. I wish I had an encyclopedic knowledge of Elden Ring items like you do, but alas I don't...

  • @Marsaw
    @Marsaw Před měsícem +1

    The Crimsonburst Dried Tear was very useful when I was insisting on fighting Gaius on Torrent. His max HP is pretty low compared to +10 spirit ash summons so the regen is actually noticeable, and most other tear effects are practically useless on horseback, especially for a pure physical build.

  • @xDotAME
    @xDotAME Před 24 dny

    the twiggy cracked tear and the ruptured crystal tear can make a DIY homeward bone if you really really hate a catacomb you walk into or you've wandered off somewhere in the DLC and want something more entertaining than fast traveling back to where you started

  • @PaulRoche-iv4oh
    @PaulRoche-iv4oh Před měsícem

    Bro phrases like “puke green miscarriage laser” is exactly the content I subscribe for!

  • @fawazahmed4978
    @fawazahmed4978 Před měsícem +2

    i think crimson bubble was very undervalued here, let me know what you think? It's essentially tears of denial from ds3, i.e nearly a must have for pvp and the effect is noticeable especially in invasions - don't take my word for it see high skilled pvp content creators like chasethebro or jeenine for example who use it nearly every time.
    Even just considering pve, i couldnt be bothered taking it out of my strength build in and out again during my first dlc run since i blended some invasions through my progression so ive used the tear in every bossfight. its proc'd nearly every time, in my radahn fight too and is pretty much an extra heal flask - my kill on radahn was actually from the tear saving me
    I think if you consider pvp, (which another tear in the video was mentioned for so it looks like pvp has some impact in the video) its ranking shoots up tremendously. Even if only considering pve, i think its not s tier of course but its still not 33rd and way better than some of the stuff above. I think of it like the opaline bubbletear but instead of having it at the start of the fight, you have it at the end. I'd prefer my tear saving me from a life ending hit rather than using bubble at the start and having it broken early by some light after-attack that does like 100 hp.
    Loved the video though learnt some new stuff especially about the dlc tears

    • @fawazahmed4978
      @fawazahmed4978 Před měsícem

      Oh also also the equip load physick isn't criticised by the pvp community because you can have max armour + cannon + mogh spear + anything all in one to swap from (though thats hilarious lmao) but its mostly because you can get the advantages of light rolling without any of the penalties.
      The first thing mentioned isnt a problem because inventory swapping exists, i.e if you want to swap from a cannon to mogh spear you can just de-equip cannon, re-equip mogh spear. This has the advantage of just flat out not needing the physick so one more slot for something more useful. There is also no weapon swapping animation so you can cut to what you want that much faster.
      Hope this helps for anyone curious

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc Před 20 dny +1

    Crimson Sapping Cracked Tear would go hard with a Spinning Weapon Scythe build.

  • @Kay-Dawg
    @Kay-Dawg Před měsícem

    Sharpest spoon in the cerial box here, completed limgrave, weeping peninsula AND half of liurnia of the lakes without realising these were a thing on my first play through.

  • @tonygraham5779
    @tonygraham5779 Před měsícem

    We don’t come here to get actual rankings. We don’t care. We are here for entertainment. Rusty is pure comedy. No gaming CZcamsr is even close to as hilarious. This man’s punch lines are creative af and never miss. Def my fav content creator 💪🏽

  • @MrFish1124
    @MrFish1124 Před měsícem

    I never know which tears I really want, so most of my runs are just using both Crimson Tears for an instant max HP regain. It's been convenient and requires very little thought on my end.
    Occasionally I might change it for a specific boss fight here and there, but for the most part it consistently delivers on what it promises and I appreciate it for that.

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan Před měsícem

    5:24 - Allows for more spell casting (combined with the Cerulean Hidden Tear) and also useful for the repeating crossbow to deliver more dakka.

  • @M_is_lost
    @M_is_lost Před měsícem

    Can confirm, I would've never found or used the the flask if I didn't accidentally notice it being used in a video and wondered how I could do the same myself...

  • @swordcollectorvalon7997
    @swordcollectorvalon7997 Před měsícem

    Speaking of dull spoons, Andrew from regulation learned what the crystal tears were during the radiquella fight

  • @vincentninja68
    @vincentninja68 Před měsícem +1

    Deflection needs to be a core game mechanic going forward in the FROM series.

  • @your-chariot-awaits9249
    @your-chariot-awaits9249 Před měsícem

    Something i think the twiggy cracked tear is useful for is collecting your runes from a boss arena or dangerous location to make it safely back to a grace. This is still mostly useful for new players, but if you end up walking into an arena and get clapped but leave behind half a level you want back, twiggy is an easy way to get them back without permanently losing an actual sacrificial twig

  • @holocene9953
    @holocene9953 Před měsícem +1

    one of your best rankings yet

  • @Blub31
    @Blub31 Před měsícem

    I know we make jokes about the lists, but if you do end up getting tired and wanting to take a break from them, that randomize run you did a while back was really good, and it owed pretty much entirely to your sense of humor and editing skills.

  • @EvilFrosty2U
    @EvilFrosty2U Před měsícem

    Deflecting Tear + Knights Resolve Ash + Dagger Talisman + 2 hamd sword talisman + assorted buffs.
    This sounds fun.

  • @Dimumouto
    @Dimumouto Před měsícem

    The Stonebarb basically carried my big bonk bleed build through the DLC (though Radahn is still the hard stop wall I don't even wanna attempt passing anymore). Turned Messmers spine to dust on the attempt I downed him, 2 charged heavies into a crit got to p2, and then another charged heavy into running heavy and crit took him down. Didn't even take any damage. Stonebarb can definitely turn your tree trunk of a weapon into the biggest middle finger in the right circumstances.

  • @DianaHatter
    @DianaHatter Před měsícem

    You're telling me I can finally ACTUALLY do the Raiden parry with that last tear

  • @bassforte123
    @bassforte123 Před měsícem

    The one niche I found for the Viridian Hidden Tear is that if you're tanking a very aggressive boss (like the final DLC boss), you end up having to be really careful about your stamina and that makes spending stamina on attacks harder. Viridian's effect though means that your attacks don't take stamina so you can say spear poke from behind a shield as much as you want and you're only losing the stamina from taking hits. It then becomes 10 seconds of safely poking the boss.

  • @OpticNRG
    @OpticNRG Před měsícem +1

    They may have stealth-patched the Verdigris Discus interaction with the Winged Crystal Tear in the most recent patch (unless I missed it in the notes) because I just tested it out, and my stats definitely went down to inactive levels after popping the Physick. Shame, cuz I was excited to try it out.

  • @cannon0457
    @cannon0457 Před měsícem

    I love Rusty ranking videos. I freaking live for this stuff

  • @arisdrik
    @arisdrik Před měsícem

    13:52 the fart quality was so good I thought it was a wasp, scared the shit out of me