Top 100 Smoothest Shredding Moments! Satisfying ASMR Compilation!
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- čas přidán 20. 08. 2024
- We collected the smoothest shredding moments to you! These are the most relaxing, amusing and satisfying grindings from Gojzer! Enjoy, Relax, Like & Subscribe for more shredding stuff!
#satisfying #asmr #crushing
Which one was the best?
3:29
2:01
Uno
Balloon
82
1:58 I cant 🤣🤣🤣 the fart sound has me dying
kkkkkkkk!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too
😂😂😂
Same the plarp sound😂😂😂😂😂
1:58 that last toot was legendary
5:48 was a scream of terror😂😂
Fr-
Shredder: any last words?
Screaming chickens: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
3:09
The best anti-smoking ad ever.
I was just going to say that
Agreed
YES NO SMOKING PEOPLE!!!!! :)
@@The_Magician70 Me two
😂
1:07
Plot twist: That remaining card is an uno reverse card
No
Is
@@greengreen3213 This is a joke
@@Kinzuridoesrandomstuff no
Wait-
1:59 is such a good sound
BRO BRUH!!!!!!
"They'll never find the bodies"
FR BROOOO 😭😭😭
E-WHAT???
WHATTTTTTT
TRUE!!!!!😢😢😢😢
Thx for the tip
0:46 Me when my family have all gone to sleep
Lmao XD
@@o1syt stop asking for subscribers and views and also likes. You're just being selfish and greedy. Smh.
Sussy
@@o1syt What the heck did you just came here just because you just want views, likes, and subs?! Bruh stop acting so selfish and greedy your being so insensitive
@@o1syt And also i think your so dumb cause your litterly saying that to gojzer but your saying it on somebody Reply 🤣🤣🤣
“Want some cigarettes?”
Me: sure
Me when I get home: 3:09
Secret lore: the machine is actually an ancient eldrich horror who if not properly fed and said feedings not recorded and posted to the internet would destroy the whole universe
Nicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccce😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:00 piece of paper
0:03 marzipan
0:06 grapefruit
0:12 plastic leg
0:15 ghostface
0:19 rubber ducks
0:22 eggplant
0:29 filter
0:35 squishy burger
0:42 toothpaste
0:48 sponge puzzle
0:55 jelly Bundt cake
1:02 uno cards
1:10 anti stress toy
1:22 corn sticks
1:30 cutting board
1:35 squishy watermelon
1:46 paper roll
1:50 fart pillow
2:00 cardboard
2:05 skittles
2:11 bear toy
2:17 tapeline
2:23 plexiglass
2:29 soaps
2:42 rubber candy
2:49 gloves
2:57 bath balls
3:02 sponge football
3:08 cigarettes
3:15 plush Minecraft toys
3:27 chocolate coins
3:33 toilet paper
3:40 plastic sticks
3:45 play money
3:51 poop slime
3:59 green slime
4:07 floppy disc
4:11 sponges
4:24 spider toy
4:31 chocolates
4:48 squishy banana
4:54 2 glass of orbeez
4:59 sponge balls
5:10 m&m’s
5:24 stress balls
5:33 jelly ball
5:42 screaming chickens
5:51 bubble wrap
6:01 sponge
6:05 squishy ice cream
6:11 shopping cart
6:16 foam noodle
6:34 foam noodles
6:53 pasta
6:59 metal scrubber
7:05 balloon
7:14 knee pad
7:23 tube
7:35 pringles
7:46 mini basketball
7:52 iPad back cover
8:00 squishy ball
8:09 plush antistree toy
8:19 soccer shoe
8:25 metal bottle
8:29 cheese grater
8:35 toy monsters
8:50 orbeez
8:57 onions
9:04 claws
9:11 jelly
9:21 gummy worm
9:38 straws
9:48 pop corn
9:53 chewing gum
10:03 the sheriff's hat
10:10 slime tube
10:20 pineapple
10:27 gummy bear
10:36 kinetic sand
10:50 rubber balls
10:57 pumpkin
11:09 red slime
11:18 wafer
11:29 foam
11:47 plate buoy
12:00 giant slime
12:11 football
12:21 jelly sticks
12:38 cardboard (again)
12:44 floral foam
12:53 frisbee
13:16 jelly hand
13:30 mega slime
13:49 cucumber
13:58 jelly sprite
14:14 10 balls
14:32 peeled watermelon
15:03 done ✔
00:03 #99 marzipan
Thank you!
@@jhkhjkggddcorrect
GIRL! !!!!! WHY????!!!!???!!!
1:09 200 dollars that one card left is a uno reverse card
😢😢😢
1:58 the little toot at the end killed me 🤣
Yeah XD
8:10 BRO STRAIGHT UP DIED
The fact you called a whoopee cushion a “fart pillow” is all i needed 😂
The fart pillow actually farted tho- 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hi
Fr☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
LOLLLLLLLL
It gave one last fart before it left
5:47 those Chicken's reaction though-
@@babybustingnts wtf did I just read
@@babybustingnts i dont understand
😢😢😢not funny I don't know if I can recover from my loss
?
HAHAHAHA
1:58 I couldn't stop laughing 💀☠️
SAME LMFAO
8:15 “Oh what a tragic day for the Gloob Floob kind!”
2:36 WHO WANTS A BAR OF SOAP
like this comment if you want a bar of soap
"Honey, the neighbors are at it again"
Why are you watching the neighbors again Bob?
Bob: because I like to
You are weird
@@samp7228 *everyone's
"Oh yeah baby shred that squishy banana good Mmm~"
This is what i thought of and i am not very proud.
Nearly busted a lung laughing at 1:58
Paper 0:02
0:04 Marzipan
0:08 Orange
0:12 Leg
0:18 Scream
0:22 Duck
0:25 Eggplants
0:31 Filter
0:36 Hamburger (Squishy)
0:47 Toothpaste
0:53 Puzzle
0:57 Jelly Bundt Cake
1:03 UNO Cards
1:14 Anti Stress Toy
1:23 Corn Sticks
1:31 Cutting Board
1:37 Watermelon (Squishy)
1:47 Paper Roll
1:52 Whoope! Cushion
2:02 Cardboard
2:06 Skittles
2:13 Bear Toy
2:19 Tapeline
2:25 Plexiglass
2:30 Soaps!
2:43 Rubber Candy
2:53 Gloves
3:01 Bath Balls
3:06 Football
3:12 Cigarettes
3:17 Minecraft toy
3:24 Sheep Toy
3:29 Coins
3:34 Toilet Papers
3:42 Plastic Sticks
3:48 Money
3:53 Poop Slime
4:01 Green Slime
4:09 Disc
4:14 Sponges
4:27 Spider
4:33 Chocolate
4:48 Squishy Banana
4:58 Orbeez
5:04 Sponge Balls
5:12 M&Ms (My Favorite Candy)
5:26 Stress Balls
5:34 Jelly Ball
5:44 Screaming Chickens
5:53 Bubble Wrap
6:02 Sponge
6:07 Squishy Ice Cream
6:13 Shopping Cart
6:19 Foam Noodles
6:35 Foam Noodles 2
6:56 Pasta
7:02 Metal Scrubbers
7:06 Balloon
7:15 Knee Pad
7:25 Tube
7:37 Pringles
7:48 basketball
7:54 Apple IPad
8:02 Squishy Ball
8:10 Plush Toy
8:21 Soccer Shoe
8:31 Grater
8:37 Toy Monsters
8:55 Orbeez
9:02 Onions
9:08 Claws
9:14 Jelly
9:29 Worm
9:40 Straws
10:04 when you gotta get rid of the evidence.
Hey wasup dog
Lol
XD
More like 0:12
Theres a new sheriff in town.
0:23 me checks pants “sighs in relief” thank God!
W to the guy for wasting money to entertain us
Yeah your right
It’s actually different CZcamsrs doing this.
He just mushed them into one long video
Unless he did all of this 😬
Y’all are wrong accept Benjejeburger and randomjoeumightnotseegai
@@tashamacdonald3573 :|
Can we please just admit the foam noodle was the best sound
2:25 is also good
1:55 definetly the best one 😂
2:29 '' honey where are the soaps in my secret stash? '' '' ummm idk? ''
3:15 where gamers started crying
#70 I was literally crying, why the Minecraft plush??? They were so young!!!
Yea they didn’t deserve it :(
R.i.p Minecraft plush's :(
You can see the life leave their eyes as they are sacrificed for views and shock values laugh. The plushies question their mere existence to be brutally murdered by a object shredding maniac.
i was sad too...
that's what I said!
7:53 that caught me off guard 😂
Dude the anti-stress toy was insane 🤩
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4:25 *shredding spider*
Spiders watching: 👁👄👁
@Isaac Simmons that's more like it 😏👌
0:57 was the best
Someone pouring water
0:46 Drake when kids are within a 2 mile radius
6:55 as an Italian this Is the hardest part for me to Watch!
it's absolutely heartbreaking 😔
Дуррак
Mario you better look away fast 😂😅
D:Dad where is my toys
Dad:Well
Ohhhh wow por toys 😔😔😔😔
daddy
3:36- So THAT's what happened to all the toilet paper in 2020! LOL
XD The little toot when the Whuppie Cushion was crushed was hilarious 😂
3:09 smokers be like: and i took that personally
Number 60 was straight up brutal.
Each of those chocolates had to watch their friends suffer a horrible fate until it was their turn.
r/i’m14andthisisdeep (Idk how to say it but… EdgY)
@@user-gt1uq3rb9e 😅
Those chocolates look nasty anyways
@@user-gt1uq3rb9e aáákáá
Wanna talk brutal this channel shredded a a cute little duckling once the title of the video was “cute little duckling vs shredded”😭
7:53 for a minute I thought this was an iPad and that he was going to shred it lol
Same 😳
Same 💀
1:05 is truly a foolproof strategy in uno
That’s hundreds maybe thousands of dollars wasted. But I still can get enough of the whoopee cushion!!! 😂
8:47 here’s a replay of the satisfying pOp
3:17 rip minecraft 🙏 😢
Oh no, Mooshoom
11:20 gosh that sound
I'm such a child I laughed at the whoopee cushion lol
The duckies were crying for help 😂
no they said oof
rubber duckies dubber ruckies clutcher yuckies brutter luckies
:(
When ernie in lost episode on sesame street
They SCREAMED in agony
1:59
1:58
What?
Lmao 🤣
It fart
XD
i like how brainless yet satisfying this is.
It sounded like the screaming chickens were saying "Uh-oh, Uh-oh, Uh-oh!" 😂😅
I have two questions 1. WHY ARE THEY WASTING ALL OF THIS GREAT STUFF????
2. how do you clean it?
"He's asking the real questions here"
Satisfying video
Shut up please this food is out of date
@@jaydarden9538 shut up
@@jaydarden9538 nobody cares
1:55 Had me dying of laughter :P
Ik
Same
Same
SAME
Dude same. laughed 1 minute straight
Those stress balls felt the real power of stress 😂😂
POV: the uno cards had a reverse card so the CZcamsr got shredded instead
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
5:49 the last words the chickens said was "help us" rip rubber chickens 😢😢😢😭
*_P R E S S F T O P A Y R E S P E C T S_*
5:48
0:42
Boys on December 1st:
People that celebrate Christmas: *confused screaming*
Edit: This is a No Nut November joke, I know that, but this comment is one year ago
6:54 Lionfield: SENIORE NOOOO!!🤯
That jelly ball looks delicious🤤
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1:58 ah yes the final words of a true hero
Fr
"My death was overly exaggerated" *farts*
023
023
I like how they put something that can help u relieve stress in there
The pieces that got/stayed on the corner of the box:IM STILL STANDING
0:21
Reminds me of how the egg farmers treat the baby male ducks 😢😔
3:09
That’ll teach you kids to never smoke
4:13
Spongebob’s family literally dying
5:48
The terrified screams of those chickens dying…😭
6:03
Spongbob eventually dying
One of SpongeBob's family survived... we'll never forget the rest of SpongeBob's family ✊😞
Spongebob is a certain type of sponge, a sea sponge, bath sponges are yes
Breeding: *STAHP RIGHT DERE*
Nobody care
SpongeBob’s abrasive side survived
1:57 me lo esperaba XDD 🤣
The sadness in my eyes when they crushed the pringles-
7:36
1:58 Famous last words
8:15 that’s the goriest death I’ve ever seen
Crap
@@farmerjohnofficial poop
Oh yea
@@farmerjohnofficial shit
@@farmerjohnofficial diarrhea
5:43 why did I feel sorry for the chickens bc they were screaming
I have a plastic chicken like that!
It sounds like laughter.
*When you realize you accidentally brought an uno reverse card*
My personal faves:
The foam puzzle piece, 00:49
The Whoopee Cushion, 1:55
Plexiglass, 2:23
Soaps, 2:30
Knee pad, 7:15
Jelly, 9:13
1:47 OUCH OUCH hey!
The pool noodle was like I ain't getting shredded yeet!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
it’s paper
Wow this is awesome👍 you are amazing!👍. You are awesome!
my ears: wow! my brain: im hungry
0:46
Me like,every day. Lol
.
@@potatosauce3525 LMAO
Fatherless
@@MichaeIMyerz stop talking about yourself!
@@StupidTeapotProductions look at your username😭 please get better comebacks
7:37 I love how you have a container with the old Pringles logo. The new one is lifeless.
Yep
But now the last one.... is gone
True
They HAD one :D
Pringoooals?
That fart pillow tho 💀💀✋🏻
I love how the clipboard said ASMR 😂
1:16 when the stress toy doesn't relieve any stress
02:32 when you hate bathing
And the noise they did after he dropped them onto the shredder... OHHHH-
14:33 the moment we all waited for
Imagine seeing this guy in the ace hardware store saying “I could crush that” 😭
5:35 Oh wow, I LOVE the sound of this one.
Gross
Same
SUSSY
sus
sussy baka 😳😳😳
"hey! Where did all our money go?"
"Check the shredder."
Not the best accountant but still learning.
hahaha
“Alright, let’s watch the movie!” *gets skittles*
Me right before the movie starts: 2:06
The jelly hand is the most interesting part
Him:**shows food that's about to be shredded**
Me: don't do it
Him:**puts it in the shredder**
Me: that is very illegal you monster i will see you in court
He doesn’t know your saying that it’s not live why did u click the video then
@@tylersdad3447 I think you missed the joke.
@@tylersdad3447 that doesn't change the fact that he could have eaten that but no he decided to waist it
@@thetriplee6181 there is no joke
@@tylersdad3447 It flew over your head, go pick it up over there.
Part of me hates this because it’s so wasteful but the other part of me can’t get enough 😭
Me too
sameee :(
How is it wasteful?- alot of the foods are expired
It's not like you can give them to homeless people
some of the things can be used
@@ashlyn_370 yeah
7:34 I love this one
#76 took soap cutting to the next level.
2:40 the shredder getting nice and clean
2:33
Well yes but actually yes
That’s chalk
*Shreds the toiletpaper *
Me: SO thats where it went
I love that they done the toothpaste the fun way 😂
that truck and plastic thing was so satisfying🎉
8:14 “Antistress” *That shredding moment gave me stress.*
not me
5:37 why am i laughing at this🤣🤣🤣
Cuz he is staring at it like "what am I doing with my life?"