Angry Asian Fortune Cookie Prank
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- čas přidán 22. 01. 2013
- Buk Lau calls a Chinese restaurant to complain about the terrible fortune he received inside his fortune cookie. Please Like and share the video if you enjoy it! :)
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They are arguing for such a pointless reason it makes this prank 100 times funnier xD
bit of a fucked up profile pic
Shes raging because he keeps wanting more cookies and it makes it funnier xD
Hi
SUUUUUUUIIMMMEMM BUDDY HAADD TO PAY. lol in getting pranked by OPs.
ahaha I spit water onto my fucking screen reading this comment
How do people not just hang up when Buk Lau says "Sum BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dee"
+Joseph Travis i bet they do he gustiest the ones on YT when they don't plus its his job to keep people talking
Moonlit Meadow ii
Moonlit Meadow is
I would be happy cause I would know it's ownage
I would of hung up.
Thats the longest sumbooodeeh i have ever heard in my life. lol
Same bruh
lmao he's all
I need to talk to
sumboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodee to help w a prabrhem todai 😂😂😂😂
Who ever you are I care for you
Whoever you are I care for you and I'll care for the remaining ear
😂
I feel bad because she's so nice
+1. She is so patient!
@Kam Mike how
@@pogococo2246 indeed. she deserves a cookie for her patience.
@@zirak93-2 hahaha
@Kam Mike you can still feel bad for someone who is being pranked.
Buk Lau has MAD bargaining skills!
snarlingrabiddog5150 LMAO IKR
+Buk Lau lol 😂
+Buk Lau lyk a sum booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo deeh u are mai broder
+Buk Lau I am YOUR BRODER TOO BUK lik a SUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
+Fulgore Fx Just Stop
I love when Buk Lau says "Youlo" and "Big boiiii" LMFAOOOOOOOO!
luke stephenson sombooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody.
Thomas Bombara oOoOoooOooOOoOOOooOO
Mon Brewster I want to talk to San Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Dee about a problem I have today.
Schplien XD BEAUTIFUL
Schplien My chest hurt after that. XD
She's dope for offering 11 cookies 🍪 😂😂😂😂
Eleven*
Lxrd Inkuh eleben
11 is grammatically correct.
@@cococmutt are you dumb?
No idea how that lady kept her cool so well
it is ancient Chinese secret
@@IsJdog911 Lmao yes
Because she thought that buklau is girl
The subtitles make it 100xs funnier
Clorox BleachTM The automatic captions or the one on the video?
The foot
2:40 is a prime example
Indeed!!!!
the lady was very professional...she actually handled this ridiculous problem well (surprised she stayed on the line for so long too)
i am gonna marry this lady..
She was racist bro
@@MOOGSTINE how?
@@mickybangtang8447 she doesnt like vietnamese ppl obviously!
@@RKO1988 Vietnamese ain't a race smart one. If anything she is xenophobic.
I couldn't stop fucking laughing after he ACTUALLY managed to negotiate her up from 10 cookies to 11 cookies. That's literally all I could think about until the end of the video.
Brakathor lmao
Funny how At first she claimed they didn't sell fortune cookies.
Brakathor u should hmu on insta
Me to!!! She negotiates up one cookie. Lolol
No one gives a shit if you couldn't stop laughing, you racist fuck!
He negotiated a whopping 10% extra, from an asian! Book Law should be hustling in the business arena.
book law....what XD
Buk lau*
i mean... really 11 to replace 1 is over 1000%!
South Asian, East Asians and middle eastern all know the art of negotiation
@@livefortheweekends9923 only south east asians*
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie"
i remember actually getting that in a fortune cookie as a little kid once and it made me feel like shit
ReaLifeVideos420 lol funniest part in the video but I feel bad for you
TheTransformer333
lol i know it is funnny and its ok i look back and laugh at it especially even now since its in an ownage pranks video.. i always wondered if it was one of the workers fucking with their customers lmao
ReaLifeVideos420 lol now I want a fortune cookie that says "The fortune you seek is in another cookie"
+ReaLifeVideos420 Once my whole family and friends ate at a chinese restaurant and everyone got a fortune that was mind blowingly synchronistic with their life circumstance at the time. My Father broke open his cookie but refused to eat it, going straight to the fortune. It read: "You must eat your cookie for your fortune to come true"
True story!
PrimalRedemption
thats creepy lol
This asian girl was actually a good sport tho.
She was racist
@@MOOGSTINE how?
@@MOOGSTINE how is that ?
Yes she's very nice
@@safyan2289 he probably meant that the old lady is into race. Like car race, motorcycle race. So she is racist.
"This is kind of ridiculous" - Asian Fortune Cookie Girl 2013
She keeps mistaking Buk Lau for a woman. Buk was created as a man. Nowadays, people ask "is Buk Lau male or female?" The official answer: Buk Lau is whatever the prank calls for.
cromusic ibra no buklau is actually transgender...its in one of the pranks when he said ..i just became a woman.
whattolivefor !! He said that to mess with the guy 😂😂
Bum is gender fluid, sometimes it's male, sometimes it's female....other times it identifies as a lamp shade
cromusic ibra buk used to be..
Aranga ha timumum goyem ti rum gey
Them: Is Buk Lau male of female?
Us: Yes!
That cracked me up when the woman recognised the Vietnamese language and said she was Cantonese, he's like "oh shit, I better stick to English for the rest of the video" xD
+Matt Leach Actually it's not Vietnamese either. I don't recognize any word xD
he was speaking random gibberish
+HoaDuc Pham it's not, but the inflections sound very vietnamese, despite it all being bullshit
Lam yeh mo yeh
Yea, I was like “how did she know?”
Every video they thought Buk Lau is a female. .....
w-what? Buk Lau is a guy!?
Yea. He has a his asian character in the video always. (yellow skinned) lol
Yohan Siri Production Oh. My. God. Everything I've ever known was a lie.
Angry good porn sites?
Mikan Tsumiki
Haha, it's not too late! xD
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie" 😅😅😅. Thug life
Scam hahaha
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅😅🤦♂️
😎
My stomach hurt🤣
A guy on the comments of one of these videos, had an idea: Call one restaurant, keep harassing them until they're angry, call another restaurant, and somehow connect the two calls so the restaurant managers yell at each other. I think it would be hilarious!
Extreme, but that would be interesting!
hope ownage sees this
everyone should like this so he sees it
ArcaneTuber he already did that tho
That would be Epic
*says gibberish*
"sorry I don't speak Vietnamese"
I can't believe she agreed to give 11 cookies...
15 seconds in already dying of laughter 😂 😂 Buk Lau is my favourite character 😂
Omg I'm dying of laughter 😂😂
Call 911
This is killing me 😂😂
She seems innocent.. 3
+sumon mia Based on what?
***** She sounds, Based on her voice.
Sumon Mia pervert
VIRGINS😂😂😂😂
Collateral damage
Her English is actually very good.
Ska Punk HC Underground Yes its verry dericious.
Yes is a gud wan. Halum yeh moyeh.
@@Phenom98 😂
Yours is also 😁
2019 anyone? I can't believe this is 6 years old already ahahaha
Yeh jus came across vidz today. Can't believe how much I've been missing out on...
Ash White lol
2020
omg she's so patient
I wish there were subtitles whenever my Chinese food lady would talk.
***** Yay, free virus.
Wesley Cagle What is on the website..
license2 A virus...
***** Yah
Austin Powers just popped into my head XD
She actually believed he spoke Vietnamese; he didn't even tell her!
Lol
She's a real trooper and really went above and beyond lol
Just think about all the free stuff this guy could've have gotten in these prank videos.
Delivered?
Someboooooooody lol
More like " I want to talk to sombooooooooooooooooooooooooooody"
Malcom Lyons funny
***** actually is saaaaaamboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
+theCguy L someboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody
*Lady: "We cannot do that!"
Buk Lau: "I-I berieve in you"*
--My favourite lines xD
she sounded so cutee tbh
@Anthony D - Most people disagree with you
@Anthony D no you
Anthony D
Why are you calling someone, “retarded”, for having a different opinion? It is honesty pathetic.
Can u French inhale a fart
wemember
This is a timeless classic.
Hello can i talk to somb0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000deh i haz a problem.So I went on CZcams right?Someone unsubscribed to me and it hurt my feelings
It very hurt my feelings**
***** fuck off
*feerings
LOL WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK BUK LAU IS A WOMAN? LOL
Wondering the same thing :D
She is a woman -_-
jiny5928 Look at his other videos when hes impersonating Buk Lau he often says "duh hewo, I am not duh woman"
adriandeveraaa Look at his other videos where he's doing multiple voices and Buk Lau is the wife.
jiny5928 buk lau is a man enuff said
“I don tell a mada faka name” LMAO‼️‼️😂😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂⚰️⚰️⚰️
😂 the best line by her
I've watched numerous Ownage videos over the last couple years. This is the first time I've seen this one. I was literally rolling on the floor with laughter. I don’t think I've laughed so hard. The funny thing is that it was one of the simpler ones. Perhaps it was so funny because she remained on the phone for several minutes. 😂
Today is my first time seeing this vid too! And I've been watching his channel since 2013. Totally agree, I think this might be his best prank. Two long Sum Booooo Dees, he demands a BOK of fortune cookies, is comepletely ridiculous and funny the whole time
I had a fortune cookie that said "the fortune you seek is in another cookie" as well and the next one I opened just said "no" ;_;
I got one that said - A loved one will soon die and you cant do annything aobut it unless you get another fortune.... -.- *FACEPALM*
No.
11 free fortune cookies is a whole meal! Should have taken the offer, lol.
nope not enough
buk lau must have a whole bok
+Mr Incredible7 don't be stingy it's not a good wan
+Mr Incredible7 not a good wan you lo
+Aaron Dizon must get one bok youlo
that lady was being da razy wan
I just kept thinking about how this poor lady is being so patient. I felt so bad for her, because she seemed like a very kind person. She didn’t even swear back until the way end, when she finally lost her cool.
Ownage pranks always kill me..especially when I'm high
@Jake Smith. hell yeah i was high and rollin last night laughing my ass off i couldn't breath
jake smith same
Lmao me too
Can i come get high with you guys?
Lol a little drunk and ugly laughing for the past two hours lol 😂
She seemed pretty nice and respectful
I love how most people think Buk Lao is a woman.
ikrrrrr
😂😂😂
A LAM YE MO YE
Sound like southern vietnamese accent for "làm gì muộn vậy" meaning "why do so late"
RANGAHA TIMUMUM GOYAMN TIRAMGAY 😂😂😂
I love every time you said "WHY NOT?" xD
I BERIEVE IN YOU OKAY, ahahahaha
I love the whole "w-what you say to me!?" "WHAT you say to ME!!?". and when she said "oh come on man" that was the most perfect English she had ever spoken the whole video, so perfect she momentarily erased her accent lol
This is legit the most nicest, kind person ever on this ownage I mean in all of CZcams
8:40 That is, Literally the best way to answer a phone within this known universe... :D
love it how the compensation was raised from 10 to 11
i just feel bad for the lady... she was so nice
Hello
OMG...that was fantastic! That was the funniest Buk Lau call I have ever heard. I want to give you an Oscar, or whatever the top prize is for CZcams comedy. You are so talented!
She was too respectful. I love how everyone calls Buk Lao a lady
3:00 she's playing clash of clans XD
i knew i heard clash sfx
RIIIGHT
omg I heard it too😂😂😂
+Emily Clasher she made the game thats why
vixtorx390 what
This woman quit her job after this call!
I was in tears in this video one of greatest pranks you ever did
Everytime the subtitles and his accent put me in stitches and especially exaggerating silly words to make it sound so dramatically perfect!
"I can't do that for you!" "Yes yew can! I berieve in yew!" 😂😂😂
I find this woman very attractive and I don't know why..
you can't Even see her face..
+Falcon Lovah there's other things you can find attractive besides their face
I think it's because of the thumbnail and voice, she is hot
+Echoherb The question is... did you get off to her voice?
+Echoherb there is no such thing as unattractive asian women
Imagine someone that doesn't speak English listening to this argument. They'll think they are arguing over something important or serious.
omg i love when you say 'I believe in you' when they say they cant do something and they way Buk Lau says 'DONT DO IT' you had me spitting out my drink omg
Dammit I hate this channel. My boyfriend just woke up super pissed cause I woke him up with all my laughing omg I love you xD
I see what you did there
I thought you said you hate them? lol *Asian voice*
Everybody keeps liking my comment but they dont realize that we broke up 3 months ago and whenever this shows up on my notification I just feel bad
i dont feel sad or anything. i left him lol i just feel guilty
thank you for the advice
I had a fortune cookie once, It just said "No" on the scroll of paper.
haha
That lady is one of the nicest Asian you can meet, I live in Asia, most would had told you to go away in the first second. Asia are usually extremely impatient.
Really? But I thought they were very polite, you know with their bow greetings and all... or impatient doesn't necessarily mean rude?
+ArcaneTuber If you say so mate, good luck.
Good fucking luck, man. People get pissed easily lol. Bow greetings are like a mere formality and after that shit goes down fam
+ninjas40 I know bro, to judge Chinese based on their bowing show how limited their know and have met Chinese, most likely only from restaurants lol
+Robert Garza you probably don't know much, at less not about the Chinese cultures.
sum booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Buk Lau is so nostalgic... I remember like 4 years ago I would watch your earlier videos with my friends and laugh all the time. After all this time, you still hold up. You're awesome.
5:00 here's a rough translation:
"I want to go to the hospital"
"I eat don't understand"
"Help me!"
"After work, what time do I drive the car?"
Can a Chinese person evaluate my translation?
Pretty accurate friend
Isaías Sosa Wait where does the "I eat don't understand" come from?
Its only "i dont understand"
EXO9000
chengsLoL gaming Yes, yes. Sorry, it's tīng not chī.
This is so dammmm funny.Bro where do you get these ideas?,I love them.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I laugh from beginning to end
Golden days of Ownage Pranks. 😂😂
Honestly, one of the best things about his videos is how he cracks himself up. He has a super contagious laugh when people hang up on him. haha
She sounds like she would be pretty
Ok??
i cant hear you its too dark
Lmao I love his outrage from her saying muderfucker after he called her that like 5 times already, pure gold.
Out of all the years of watching you tube your videos have to the most entertaining. 10/10
They always call Buklau a ma'am
"I going to go on internet and tell evrybody yo restaurant suck a shit" lmfaoooooooooooo
When he started to talk in Asian I died of laughter
I can't stop watching the last part when she curses. My favorite prank. I love this
lol "the fortune you seek is in another cookie" confucious say when make dah fortune cookiee mak it a troll
lol
Everyone knows that cookie note. And it's intriguing.
***** x'D dat ada classica cookie
wing chun
Confucius says "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"...and right now it just struck me that I am kind of wasting time 😂😐😮😕
I would like to talk so sum booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodey about a prahblem I have toodeeeehhhhh.
Imagine being taken to court over this and she's just pleading her case and being like
"I did offer him 10 cookies initially and eventually pushed it up to 11 but he wanted 100 which clearly I couldn't do"
The first 23 seconds are golden
I love this woman!
And the "sumboooooo OOOOOOOO OOOOOO oooooooo ooooooooo oooooooo OOOOOOO deee" 😂😂😂
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie." XD LOL! Oh my God... Ha ha ha ha... Shhhit...
Still the most epic opening to any prank over
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie". This literally had me laughing out loud.
wow he's Vietnamese accent is accurate =O
" I want 11 + 89" lmaoo!
This one was pure class! Still so epic!!! 😂❤
Classic Ownage Pranks, i miss this...😥😥
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie." rofl!
I haven't laughed this hard in years. Have to watch all your videos!
5 years later and this is still funny
SO funny! I can't get enough of these.
Fortune cookies will shape the future!
This women tolerate too much!! xD
+findmeinwonderland1
This is normal Chinese business.
- Stingy.
- Rude.
- No Refunds.
+BlackMetalJacket [X] She 's offering 11 fortunes cookies. That sounds like a refund to me.
+BlackMetalJacket [X]
you forgot sucessful, keep giving it away mah dawg
Im surprised she stayed on the phone while buk lou was saying “somebooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody” almost 20secs into the call😂😂
this never gets old 😂😂😂😂