What fruit would you bring? Original Video: • The Northernlion Live ... I'll do THE SWARM episode soon also sorry this took so long my computer was broken for a few days
I agree with the lime. 1. You put it in the coconut. 2. On a hot day, water + ice + lime = best drink ever 3. There's a pill that numbs your taste, and makes limes taste sweet, and soooo good.
Not even joking, I had to think sit and ponder for a while my top 3 fruits. Every time I thought I the list another fruit would pop up, say hello, then take a dump upon the list I had carefully constructed. I think I finally have it, though. My top three fruits: 1.) Pineapple - I could eat every day of my life. Breakfast have some nice fried pineapple wedges. Lunch just have freshly cut pineapple. Dinner, heck screw preparing it at all just eat the thing whole. I would have babies with a pineapple if I could. 2.) Pear - Now I'm talking about a ripe fresh pear, not that wax piece of crap sitting on your coffee table. It is sweet but not too sweet. It is juicy and soft but not too soft so as not to dissolve in your mouth. It is as if an angel took a piss and from it grew the second fruit on this list. 3.) Grapes - So maybe not the best or biggest, but definitely worthy of praise. This little guy is one tasty specimen. Small and light these make the perfect snack. Not feeling up for grapes? How 'bout you leave those suckers in the sun for a bit and bam! you got yourself some raisins. Now this may not be a perfect list, but I really don't feel like spending any more of my life contemplating and constructing lists about fruit. So yeah, I'm just going to leave it at that.
This is the type of video you watch again every time youtube recommends it to you
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Honestly watermelon wouldn't even be anywhere on there for me. I don't like any type of melon, the only case in which I eat it is if it's in a fruit salad.
@@QWEjames dunno if this is still relevant but “the swarm” is a reference to a once running joke in which Nick referred to his twitch subscribers as “the swarm”.
Zenon Oh I've met another person like me, I think about 5% of my income is spent on apples. it's ridiculous. I can easily say I've eaten over 10000 apples in my life. But I'm not a dad though.
S Tier: Watermelon, Raspberries, Pears A Tier: Cranberries, Lemons, Raisins B Tier: Strawberries, Bananas C Tier: Grapes, Oranges, Pineapple D Tier: Peaches, Mango, Apples E Tier: Cantaloupe, Grapefruit, Avocados F Tier: Blueberries, Cherries As for what 3 fruits I'd have infinite supplies of, it'd be the 3 in S Tier. Yes, I understand some people might think C Tier fruits are S Tier to them, this is simply my preference. Furthermore, I have a huge bias against grapefruits. One of my least favorite fruits growing up, but I haven't had one in a while. Any fruits you don't see here, I either didn't think about, haven't had, or don't remember having them. I know raisins aren't a grown fruit, but they are dried grapes. I prefer raisins over grapes, that's the distinction to be made here. For further emphasis, fuck cherries.
Yes, I do realize I wasted the past 15 minutes contemplating about what fruit I prefer on a (*CHECKS WATCH*) 5 year old video. It's worth it, trust me.
On watermelon being the best fruit from NL's perspective, I wonder if Vancouver imports watermelon from Hermiston, Oregon. Melons from there are allegedly the best you can get.
Fresh peaches, mango and apples. Preaches because they are the best fruit, mango to switch up from having peaches all the time, and apples for apple cider and apple juice.
I'm with NL - watermelon is the food of the gods. My top 3 would be - 1) watermelon; 2) orange (the sweet type; seriously, am I the only one who really likes citrus fruits?), and 3) grapes.
Can I get seedless pomegranate though? Also because there`s an infinte amout of cantaloupe you could theoretically create the perfect ratio between the finite ocean water and the infinite cantaloupe juices! Suck on that haters!
Ah, the days of Chest looping.
And still it wasn't NLs zaniest run.
"an infinite boat with only enough room to store three types of fruit" always cracks me up
"If you could only eat 3 fruits for the rest of your life, what would they be?"
"Avocado, lime, and water chestnut"
What.
I agree with the lime.
1. You put it in the coconut.
2. On a hot day, water + ice + lime = best drink ever
3. There's a pill that numbs your taste, and makes limes taste sweet, and soooo good.
@@Exevium if you need a pill to enjoy it, don't put it on your list
Nick is incredible
Yo dude, Pomegranates are worshipped in greek mythology for a reason. Shit's good.
If shit's so good why don't you eat shit?
0:27 pictured, the only time when Northernlion accepts the existence of an opinion differing from his own.
"I like fruits that I can eat with a fork" so it begins...
Wow me from 5 years ago made present me laugh wayyyy too hard
Seriously no one likes bananas? Ok...
Those are berries though...
berries are still fruit lol
Andry Duarte Wrong. Banana is a melon you fiend!
The Neckless bananas are berries
Caleb Shomakr2.0 They were literally talking about strawberries.
Not even joking, I had to think sit and ponder for a while my top 3 fruits. Every time I thought I the list another fruit would pop up, say hello, then take a dump upon the list I had carefully constructed. I think I finally have it, though. My top three fruits:
1.) Pineapple - I could eat every day of my life. Breakfast have some nice fried pineapple wedges. Lunch just have freshly cut pineapple. Dinner, heck screw preparing it at all just eat the thing whole. I would have babies with a pineapple if I could.
2.) Pear - Now I'm talking about a ripe fresh pear, not that wax piece of crap sitting on your coffee table. It is sweet but not too sweet. It is juicy and soft but not too soft so as not to dissolve in your mouth. It is as if an angel took a piss and from it grew the second fruit on this list.
3.) Grapes - So maybe not the best or biggest, but definitely worthy of praise. This little guy is one tasty specimen. Small and light these make the perfect snack. Not feeling up for grapes? How 'bout you leave those suckers in the sun for a bit and bam! you got yourself some raisins.
Now this may not be a perfect list, but I really don't feel like spending any more of my life contemplating and constructing lists about fruit. So yeah, I'm just going to leave it at that.
+Monst3rP3nguin I definitely agree with you on pears and grapes being good
no lime?
Good tier list.
Pears are just shit apples
This is the type of video you watch again every time youtube recommends it to you
Honestly watermelon wouldn't even be anywhere on there for me. I don't like any type of melon, the only case in which I eat it is if it's in a fruit salad.
you're doing the lord's work by making these! p.s. pineapple.
+shinobistealth77 You called? Kappa
I find it curious that bananas and pears never entered into the conversation.
Or any sort of small fruit like berries or grapes.
my favorite fruit is THE SWAAARMMMM
Like starcraft "THE SWARM" or like insects?
@@QWEjames dunno if this is still relevant but “the swarm” is a reference to a once running joke in which Nick referred to his twitch subscribers as “the swarm”.
You're supposed to eat avocado raw. Even if you mix it with salt and lime and other stuff you're still not cooking it.
Bruh, I eat like 7 apples a day when we can get them fresh. You calling me a dad daddy?
Zenon Oh I've met another person like me, I think about 5% of my income is spent on apples. it's ridiculous. I can easily say I've eaten over 10000 apples in my life. But I'm not a dad though.
Both of you have a born child you dont know about
Zenon Whenever I watch this I'm like straight up number 1 and 2 are red and green apples. They're too good
S Tier: Watermelon, Raspberries, Pears
A Tier: Cranberries, Lemons, Raisins
B Tier: Strawberries, Bananas
C Tier: Grapes, Oranges, Pineapple
D Tier: Peaches, Mango, Apples
E Tier: Cantaloupe, Grapefruit, Avocados
F Tier: Blueberries, Cherries
As for what 3 fruits I'd have infinite supplies of, it'd be the 3 in S Tier.
Yes, I understand some people might think C Tier fruits are S Tier to them, this is simply my preference.
Furthermore, I have a huge bias against grapefruits. One of my least favorite fruits growing up, but I haven't had one in a while.
Any fruits you don't see here, I either didn't think about, haven't had, or don't remember having them.
I know raisins aren't a grown fruit, but they are dried grapes. I prefer raisins over grapes, that's the distinction to be made here.
For further emphasis, fuck cherries.
Yes, I do realize I wasted the past 15 minutes contemplating about what fruit I prefer on a (*CHECKS WATCH*) 5 year old video. It's worth it, trust me.
fresh strawberries that u buy at the side of the road r the greatest things on this earth
also nick is so good in this segment. water chestnuts
kiwi, strawberries and banana
This man is running top-tier fruit meta
Chris I assume we have vitamin supplements, they said nutritional value doesn't matter
Inoka That's the best smoothie combo
I don’t agree with your choices but damn do I respect them.
Tomato, lemon, kiwi
Think about it are you really prepared to live your life without ever eating anything with tomatoes in?
i'm just over here like "hey i like kiwis, no? nobody else? ok, i'll go back into my corner now"
Yo, limes are fantastic
first choice is tomatos for sure. they are used in so much cooking
thank you for doing this, mango is the best fruit btw
1. Apples
2. Strawberries
3. Pineapples
On watermelon being the best fruit from NL's perspective, I wonder if Vancouver imports watermelon from Hermiston, Oregon. Melons from there are allegedly the best you can get.
Fresh peaches, mango and apples. Preaches because they are the best fruit, mango to switch up from having peaches all the time, and apples for apple cider and apple juice.
I don't know why anybody isn't talking about apriums, the shit is delicious.
What about grapes? I can't believe no one sided with grapes. It's what ancient civilizations fed their royalty for cryin' out loud!
Lazy034 Grapes are definitely up there for me, as well as kiwis.
watermen killed me
Do tomatoes count? I cannot live without pizza.
Karter Davis yes
Karter Davis Pizza is ma favourite fruit
Greatest debate of all time. ALL OF TIME
Orange is my beloved and i can't think of anything else
Watermelon, strawberries, pineapple
I can't believe I sat here and watched that whole video
Yesssss more edits!
"What kind of fruit meta are you living in?!"
Super meta bro, totally. Like, fruits and stuff.
Lol yeah all those whacky new world foods like corn and tomatoes
Everybody sleeping on tomato, you're all saying you could live without pizza forever?
sammeboy11 cause chat would yell "it's a vegetable" no matter the facts, it's controversial.
sammeboy11 It's called a white pizza. No sauce with a still good taste.
I'll have to look out for those when I'm about
Olive oil bases are S-tier
Leggo / Prostatus5 Or, you know, there are tons of sauces without tomatoes.
my favorite fruit is Quince, not many know or like quince, those people don't know true taste
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up.
As someone who dislikes all melons, I feel gaslit right now
Kiwi, nectarine (egg lord peaches what's not to love), blueberries got the primary colours depending on the nectarine
DUDE, he's making fun of like how dare him
id say apple, tangerine, and maybe cantaloupe.
pomegranate. .. mmmmmmuh th ghgghghbhg
Persimmons. Every day, all day. There are no exceptions.
All time banger
THIS.IS.A.CLASSIC
How the fuck did they leave out banana?
I would have to go with strawberries, cherries, and peaches. Maybe cherries could be swapped out for watermelon based on how refreshing it is.
you just offended so many dominican grandmothers with the diss on limes bro
kiwi, grape, strawberries, orange family, and a few others.
No mention of the holy plum, feels bad man.
I don't think I could live without oranges
Grapes, peaches and mangos. Might switch out peaches and mangos for watermelon.
I don't really like bananas, but I really like the idea of bananas.
Are we not including berries? If we are, Watermelon, Cranberry and Raspberry. If we are not, Watermelon, Pomegranate and Grapes, easy.
The Preston Watermelon is a berry though
GD EHater stop
egg scum not putting salt on cantaloupe
watermelon, raspberries, and sour black plums.
Apples, pomegranate, and are bananas a fruit? Those would be mine, but not necessarily in that order.
Sour grapes, sour blueberries, Lemons.
Apple pear watermelon, fight me.
Grapes
not the small really soft ones.
L O G I C A L E X T R E M E
If you can eat the best version of the fruit than I'd go with Peaches, cantaloupes and bananas.
1. Peaches , 2. Strawberries , 3. Apples
My class bought me half a watermelon uncut for my birthday and I ate it right there in about 2 hours :D I will never eat that much ever again >_
2 years late, salt on watermelon.
Y'all are forgetting ya gotta grapefruit your man
I'm with NL - watermelon is the food of the gods. My top 3 would be - 1) watermelon; 2) orange (the sweet type; seriously, am I the only one who really likes citrus fruits?), and 3) grapes.
Cantaloupe for sure
for days
I loved this discussion/argument XD
Can I keep the Waterman? (Why not grapes? I get no love...)
Pear, mango and grapes 100%
Really surprised that no one said grapes tbh.
aaalanaaa The only answer.
Hmmm... I wonder what fruit I would bring...
now that I hear someone say it, I realized that I can only consume 2 avocados at a time.
Plum, Passionfruit, Kiwifruit.
Cantaloupe>All other fruits
I would take watermelon, Grapes, and Strawberries. You wanna know why? Cause they taste so good together in a fruit salad
Pineapple isn't even in my top 10. It's the fuzzy numbness it inflicts on my tongue. Taste is nice, but... I hate that tongue feel.
nectarines #1
I'd take Watermelons, Apples and Grapes.
lychees, kiwis, and blackberries yo.
Give me watermelons, guavas and bananas
1. Peaches, 2. Cherries, 3. Apples or grapes.
mango, pomegranite, and raspberries.
Oranges, Cherries, Pineapple.
fight me
I'm gonna say pineapple, peach, and GOOD blackberries (they can vary wildly).
Peaches, pineapple, banana. No question
You bet im taking tangerines, banana and watermelon. Top 3 fruit. No arguments
Also, i eat melon seeds. Always have always will.
perfect strawberrys, perfect sable grapes, perfect bananas
Tangelo
Lemons.
Cucumbers, tomatoes and oranges.
top three would have to be pomegranates, pineapples and oranges
FlamingMonkey my dude
get dat strawberries, acai, and dem blueberries
Only berries, fuck other fruits
I heard that strawberries aren't berries.
Solid Snivy I heard that I don't give a shit whether it is or isn't. If it gots berries in the names, its a berry.
ppl always forget raspberries
Pineapple
Pomegranate
Lemon
I guess I am the same kind of fuck boi that Nick is. I love me some sour fruits.
Can I get seedless pomegranate though? Also because there`s an infinte amout of cantaloupe you could theoretically create the perfect ratio between the finite ocean water and the infinite cantaloupe juices! Suck on that haters!
WE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON GRAPES