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  • čas přidán 5. 08. 2024
  • Will and Rusty call two playmates for another crazy round of AITA, discuss song lyrics that make no sense, and draft Pokémon that don’t exist. This episode also contains an insane story about a sh*t-smearing disaster.
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    00:00 Intro
    02:03 Roadmap
    03:24 Drinking an Energy Drink Before Bed
    05:36 Going on Walks High
    09:39 Catsitting Disaster
    15:07 Pitch Submissions
    23:25 Spaghettier
    27:21 Pitches
    29:58 Stolen Packages
    35:28 AITA
    53:01 Smeared Sh*t
    01:05:34 Teach Me Something!
    01:13:55 Song Lyrics that Make No Sense
    01:23:05 Pokémon that Don’t Exist
    01:26:01 Whose Personality are you Stealing?

Komentáře • 90

  • @patrickenman6215
    @patrickenman6215 Před 3 měsíci +31

    New segment: draft 3 fictional characters to help you out in various scenarios.
    -Recess football team
    -Robbing a bank
    -Getting through a bad breakup
    Possibilities are endless

  • @sebberen451
    @sebberen451 Před 3 měsíci +51

    Lauren bleeping Rusty's name when they have said it 100 times already is funny

  • @jordanlavigne8140
    @jordanlavigne8140 Před 3 měsíci +19

    Thank god, I’ve been having to drive this whole time with my eyes open. Now I can finally sit back, relax, crack a cold one, close my eyes, and listen to this with my hands off the wheel 😊

  • @maggie-11210
    @maggie-11210 Před 3 měsíci +11

    phone calls are so wild and entertaining, best segment fr i love it. i also think body parts that don’t exist would be pretty silly

  • @RealJohnnyDubbs
    @RealJohnnyDubbs Před 3 měsíci +7

    Phone calls are great. Makes the AITA segment even more unique. Couple segment ideas. Not sure if you guys have done a boardgames that don’t exist draft that could be fun. You could also do a fake fun facts thing like what Will did during the april fool’s episode. Last segment idea: pirate flag of the week. I know Rusty loves pirates and there are a lot of cool pirate flags out there

  • @tjbarkley8539
    @tjbarkley8539 Před 3 měsíci +8

    the calls were electric this episode

  • @jackhammer7965
    @jackhammer7965 Před 3 měsíci +5

    How is it possible that these only get a few thousand views

  • @ItsmeSUGSNOVEMBER
    @ItsmeSUGSNOVEMBER Před 3 měsíci +5

    imagine the chant is just them saying grace before eating but she has never heard of that before lol

  • @tedCain1
    @tedCain1 Před 3 měsíci +3

    will just quietly saying "spike" was so fucking funny. love the little details he adds

  • @sarahVFC08
    @sarahVFC08 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The micro aggressions between Will and Rusty are insane it’s giving they still hate each other 😂

  • @thomasjorennielsen
    @thomasjorennielsen Před 3 měsíci +5

    Guys we need “Bridge For Sale” hats

  • @MrNatetheTeacher
    @MrNatetheTeacher Před 3 měsíci +2

    Will referencing Gob’s “forget me now” pills - I love these guys.

  • @dr_redbanRL
    @dr_redbanRL Před 3 měsíci +17

    Hello to all the playmates out there. Time to play! Love yall.

  • @HaydenMurrah
    @HaydenMurrah Před 3 měsíci +2

    Will just turned a frog into a chameleon for his Pokémon

  • @Axel-sz
    @Axel-sz Před 3 měsíci +4

    Fire episode my sweet street creatures. I think you guys should do a calling segment where people can share just interesting stories bc tte Brock Turner in DC/poop cabinet stories were some of the funniest parts of this podcast but didn’t really fit into AITAH which has also been very funny. PS my only day in there office are Wednesdays and this podcast makes it more bearable love y’all

  • @bead8673
    @bead8673 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I took that as Phoebe unalived the neighbor and planted flowers where she buried him so she and her gf could live in peace

  • @tylerniven2103
    @tylerniven2103 Před 3 měsíci +2

    been listening since episode 1 in British Columbia! killer pod

  • @patrickrose4107
    @patrickrose4107 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Phew! Thought we were going to have an ep without mentioning pirates! Love the pod from the UK
    Ps callers were on fire today

  • @devthedudedude
    @devthedudedude Před 3 měsíci +4

    Love the phone calls keep them coming. I think two calls an ep is great

  • @madddie.
    @madddie. Před 3 měsíci +2

    rusty bringing up raining tacos is insane

  • @Ckillerbee
    @Ckillerbee Před 3 měsíci +2

    I'm gonna be honest I skip the phone calls, I listen to too many podcast that implement an advice section to their podcast, probably need to curate my podcasts better. I really love the pitches and ideas segment I hope it doesn't get overshadowed :(

  • @thomasjorennielsen
    @thomasjorennielsen Před 3 měsíci +3

    Rusty calling a modem the mainframe and the idea of a decoy modem 😂😂😂

  • @SLW_SHO
    @SLW_SHO Před 3 měsíci

    "Rusty" viewing chicken and bowties through the lens of absurdist philosophy is a huge highlight for me. A real Camus- Sisyphus type conflation

  • @josephrainaldi3237
    @josephrainaldi3237 Před 3 měsíci +2

    college classes that don’t exist

  • @calebwalker9380
    @calebwalker9380 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Love the calls, think 2 an ep is fantastic! Would love to see a movie/book/tv show review segment just to see what media y’all are consuming each week. Also maybe like alternate realities that don’t exist/fantasy worlds or some kinda jazz along those lines. Just spitballin, love you guys keep it up! Lauren I’m possibly in love with you, thanks that’s all :)

  • @michaeldakis3718
    @michaeldakis3718 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love the phone calls do as many as y’all can handle (maybe a special AITA episode at some point). Segment idea: children’s tv shows that’s don’t exist and shouldn’t exist (example: the cannibal’s guide to preschool).

  • @kidusyohanneswoldekidan2085
    @kidusyohanneswoldekidan2085 Před 3 měsíci +3

    23:00 accidentally made Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  • @garrettlipps3495
    @garrettlipps3495 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Name of rollercoasters that's don't exist

  • @meatcrayon5930
    @meatcrayon5930 Před 3 měsíci +2

    1:23:29 wait till this guy hears about chameleons

  • @dr_redbanRL
    @dr_redbanRL Před 3 měsíci +6

    ROADMAP!

  • @tjbarkley8539
    @tjbarkley8539 Před 3 měsíci +1

    rusty's in the front running for most wholesome friday beers vid oat

  • @Mononoken
    @Mononoken Před 3 měsíci +1

    Phoebe is saying she planted a garden in the yard to cover up the burial site of the skinhead

  • @thewilwhite
    @thewilwhite Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love the phone calls, I think 2 is perfect, fantastic episode

  • @carterthoms6752
    @carterthoms6752 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Phone calls are the best, can’t get enough

  • @Axel-sz
    @Axel-sz Před 3 měsíci +2

    Trillions is just insane.

  • @ThomasNorgard
    @ThomasNorgard Před 3 měsíci +4

    Hello Lauren and the two sluggers, i got an AITA for you. I’m a listener from Denmark, and probably the only one, so i don’t think I’ll need a fake name. Anyway, a few weeks ago i was at a party where i met a girl who is the best friend of a friend. I’ve only met her a few times but i’ve always thought she was very cute. We hung out that evening and had a really fun time, but the night didn’t end with her coming back to my place, thankfully, looking back now. The night ended with me asking for her number so we could arange a date, which she agreed to. The date went great and we shared a couple of laughs. However, the temperature of one of the bars we went to was really hot, so she decided to take her jumper off, when i suddenly realized she had an extreme amount of armpit hair. Now, im all for women having the right to do whatever they want with their body of course, but damn. The date went on as normal but when i texted her later that week i told her that i was seeing somone else when i wasn’t, and lied and said it wouldn’t be fair on her. Was that a shitty way to end the thing we had? (I did it because i didn’t want her to think there was anything wrong with her). But maybe the more important question is, am i an asshole for not finding hairy armpits attractive? Thanks guys ❤️

    • @benjiluvsyou
      @benjiluvsyou Před 3 měsíci

      a little hair never scared me 😋

  • @Smadsen13
    @Smadsen13 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Spots that don’t exist?
    For someone from Idaho trying to understand the hot spots/SABS areas of LA, I’d love to tune into “here’s the spot for ____”
    Doesn’t need to be small business related, more concept driven. “Go to this area for …..” LA, NYC, Austin, Boston, ATL etc. but use the commonly know phrases (“the PCH”, the Bronx”, Seattle’s “Capitol Hill”)

  • @ryancook4948
    @ryancook4948 Před 3 měsíci

    I would also fall asleep listening to Bedrock in middle school! And I always assumed the grocery bag line was about ~his~ grocery bag

  • @laurenchido9816
    @laurenchido9816 Před 3 měsíci

    I love will's hat in this ep, is it gonna be released merch??!?!

  • @michaelbostelman1263
    @michaelbostelman1263 Před 3 měsíci +1

    More phone calls for sure

  • @AG-cz7bs
    @AG-cz7bs Před 3 měsíci +1

    Love the all call option. I wanna hear these stories in depth

  • @OfficialDialTone
    @OfficialDialTone Před 3 měsíci

    Idea for a product: full suit with vr headset. Eye tracking technology. You say the word scratch, and it pulls up a diagram of your body. Blink twice on the point of interest, one of the suits 10,000 individual pulsating pressure points will activate, and your back has been scratched. Voila!

  • @Vinnyygo
    @Vinnyygo Před 3 měsíci +1

    Phenomenal episode

  • @mw2BeNG55
    @mw2BeNG55 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Solid amount of calls

  • @brooksboud
    @brooksboud Před 3 měsíci +1

    gotta keep the calls rollin

  • @dr_redbanRL
    @dr_redbanRL Před 3 měsíci +1

    Phone calls are good, dont overdo it but 1 or 2 an episode are fun. Would love to see a new segment where Lauren picks a genre of music and a backing track then Rusty and Willy D improvise a short song together. Will's got pipes, let them shine

  • @nothintoseehere3761
    @nothintoseehere3761 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Magic Johnson ep! Happy Wednesday playmates

  • @noodletoes8371
    @noodletoes8371 Před 3 měsíci

    loving the phone calls

  • @edbreez
    @edbreez Před 3 měsíci

    snake draft of the best fast food condiments/sauces

  • @loganchadwick3638
    @loganchadwick3638 Před 3 měsíci

    I like to think I’m there in the room and I’m just talkin with my buddies. Really depressing actually

  • @videogamedyl
    @videogamedyl Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’m indifferent to the phone calls, they have been good but also could potentially flop depending on who you call

  • @garadgd
    @garadgd Před 3 měsíci

    Take Freefall - Rainbow Kitten Surprise off the list. That song is money from start to finish. I think what they failed to understand was that there were commas in between the lyric, "He said only "sundown, Sundays, Christmas".
    An analysis from a Peakd article hit the nail on the head with the explanation:
    "Breaking the ice he asks the Devil about his vices, assuming that he likes rock music, substances and gambling. Surprisingly though, the Devil actually likes sunsets (beautiful moments), holidays (times of celebration with family) and Sundays (a day when people go to church)."
    Rest of the song can't be touched.

  • @producedbyruiz
    @producedbyruiz Před 3 měsíci +1

    Rusty getting into weed is making me so proud☺

  • @shawnkrystkowiak7822
    @shawnkrystkowiak7822 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Laurdawg... Intelligentsia is fire.

  • @20quindex10
    @20quindex10 Před 3 měsíci

    Also rusty didn’t even describe 1 pokemon he just said a bunch of super powers

  • @ThomasNorgard
    @ThomasNorgard Před 3 měsíci

    where do you send pitches?

    • @playdatepod
      @playdatepod  Před 3 měsíci +1

      @playdate.pod on instagram or you can comment here!

  • @Vinnyygo
    @Vinnyygo Před 3 měsíci +2

    Lauren can read she just never gets to read more than 3 words at a time and it makes it seem like she can’t

    • @dr_redbanRL
      @dr_redbanRL Před 3 měsíci +1

      She even has fake reading glasses to keep up the ruse

  • @andrewislastyear1118
    @andrewislastyear1118 Před 3 měsíci

    What was the podcast with the cat sitting called?

  • @rainerjohnsen
    @rainerjohnsen Před 3 měsíci

    more calls, the calls are great, y'all should just call each other so we can hear more from you guys just calling each other, also, I dunno, call Lauren once in while? check in?

  • @AG-cz7bs
    @AG-cz7bs Před 3 měsíci

    Do people put chicken on spaghetti??? I feel like that is exclusively a ground beef meal. I could understand ground turkey or chicken so it can be mixed into the sauce but chicken tenders on top?!?! Lol

  • @20quindex10
    @20quindex10 Před 3 měsíci

    Room without a room = nothing ? Pharrell was keyed asf

  • @billbridgewater4027
    @billbridgewater4027 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Go Cats!

  • @alexstabile8234
    @alexstabile8234 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Am I the Asshole never misses

  • @oliverl9816
    @oliverl9816 Před 3 měsíci +2

    i ❤ lauren

  • @dasboot4216
    @dasboot4216 Před 3 měsíci

    More phone calls

  • @Kteemay
    @Kteemay Před 3 měsíci

    Rustys lookin cute today 💘

  • @jacksmart_
    @jacksmart_ Před 3 měsíci

    Don’t give mean comments your attention, they’re gonna happen no matter what

  • @Round.Table.Sports
    @Round.Table.Sports Před 3 měsíci +1

    Day 101 of asking for the rusty ranks videos back on CZcams! #muffler

  • @theycallmeryann
    @theycallmeryann Před 3 měsíci +1

    Honestly, the phone calls are the worst

  • @haydengardiner5455
    @haydengardiner5455 Před 3 měsíci

    I love you rusty but please stop using semantics

  • @kateamazing5257
    @kateamazing5257 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Perfect person with miles bonsignore is another podcast where people call in with problems and they try to solve them. It’s seriously hilarious, totally recommend if u like ‘we’re all here to help’

  • @SLW_SHO
    @SLW_SHO Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Rusty" viewing chicken and bowties through the lens of absurdist philosophy is a huge highlight for me. A real Camus- Sisyphus type conflation

  • @SLW_SHO
    @SLW_SHO Před 3 měsíci

    "Rusty" viewing chicken and bowties through the lens of absurdist philosophy is a huge highlight for me. A real Camus- Sisyphus type conflation