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  • @any_austin
    @any_austin  Před měsícem +381

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    • @tsanguine
      @tsanguine Před měsícem +46

      I love you.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +95

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    • @muthsera1152
      @muthsera1152 Před měsícem +7

      is it good. i hate green drinks but i'm willing to try

    • @asiblingproduction
      @asiblingproduction Před měsícem +12

      You should do a housing survey, like percentage of lower, middle, and upper class.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +65

      @@muthsera1152it tastes kinda like grass but like in a good way.

  • @hydroxide6899
    @hydroxide6899 Před měsícem +1886

    5:27
    ‘no one bought any flowers again today’
    *stops*
    ‘that is NOT TRUE!’

    • @SolThax
      @SolThax Před měsícem +82

      The AUDACITY of some people! (and kids.)

    • @MikeHawkaMildlyStank
      @MikeHawkaMildlyStank Před měsícem +97

      He sounded so upset too😢

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski Před měsícem +34

      ​@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank I would be too thinking you did something good just to feel scammed by some kid

    • @879PC
      @879PC Před měsícem +24

      When I stumbled across that girl (in a nearly endgame play through) I bought every flower she had, then sold them back to her, on repeat until she had 5k.

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski Před měsícem +6

      @@879PC Then adopt and give a pet rabbit when you reach that part of the game where you have not much else to do but make your hearthfire home and decorate it

  • @aurochtamer
    @aurochtamer Před měsícem +2316

    Imagine running a taxi service and the guy doing the job survey marks you down as a con artist instead because he doesn't understand that he has to actually sit in your cab for you to take him somewhere.
    Boss: "Why does the jobs report list us as some kind of con!?"
    Driver: "Shit, I didn't know what was going on. The guy walked around in circles, gave me $300, and left."

    • @ragnarrandom7367
      @ragnarrandom7367 Před měsícem +104

      you comment was funnier than the video. and i thought the video was funny.

    • @asonofliberty3662
      @asonofliberty3662 Před měsícem +95

      Except he was actually inside the boat… he just didn’t click a button to sit down. More like you get into a taxi and the driver just sits there and lets you keep paying him for rides, but will never start until you click a button under the seat. So con artist fits.

    • @drake_diangelo
      @drake_diangelo Před měsícem

      ​@@asonofliberty3662so more like you get into a taxi, pay, then stand in the taxi for a few minutes instead of sitting down, then climb out and walk away

    • @BonnieBoestar
      @BonnieBoestar Před měsícem +114

      ​@@asonofliberty3662A.) That's a quirk of the game, its equally silly to pretend you're actually doing what the game asks when it tells you to sit in a chair and instead of doing that you just jump onto the model and crouch.
      B.) With that analogy its really more like the driver just sitting there and blankly waiting for you to buckle your seatbelt no matter how many times you try to make him go already

    • @cyikes8271
      @cyikes8271 Před měsícem +11

      Disagree. Same thing happened to me and I did sit in the boat

  • @djdegracia02
    @djdegracia02 Před měsícem +6318

    As a fully-grown 27 year-old woman, I've sincerely missed excitedly yelling "A DIRECT SURVEY!!" to my phone like I was watching Dora the Explorer as a kid all over again

    • @GamezBeatz
      @GamezBeatz Před měsícem +318

      As 28 year old male, I definitely do not see myself fully grown.

    • @BARMN89
      @BARMN89 Před měsícem +30

      Same!!

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able Před měsícem +106

      it's truly a tragedy that this series, for skyrim at least, is coming to a close since the next one is going to be a compiling of all of the cities into an analysis of the entirety of skyrim.

    • @AzziSenpai
      @AzziSenpai Před měsícem +28

      @@GamezBeatz its subjective and you're probably both right, if you feel that way about yourself.

    • @TsengFayt
      @TsengFayt Před měsícem +13

      Took the words straight outta my brain.

  • @hizzy70
    @hizzy70 Před měsícem +1173

    I like the small detail of the employed/unemployed text is always facing the same direction as the character and is quickly implied lol

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem +2

      T

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 Před měsícem +1

      t

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před měsícem +10

      Classic Jolly Wangcore text editing. His Blue shift video where he gives all the Black Mesa guards names with B, with the names hovering over their heads and rotating when they move.

  • @everacite
    @everacite Před měsícem +1929

    Love the real employment pro tip pop up for like a half a second telling you to discuss travel time with your employer lmao

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +619

      Obviously be judicious but always factor it in yourself whether you feel like actually bringing it up or not. Especially for low wage jobs, hourly jobs, whatever hourly they tell you redo that math including commuting time+money and use that as your comparison point!!

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem +4

      E

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen Před měsícem +102

      My very first job was 45 minutes away, if traffic wasn't bad. I could never save money or get ahead bc I spent so much on gas and my car in general.
      Travel time is definitely something I wish I'd thought more about when I was younger and looking for work.

    • @MiseryPwnsYou
      @MiseryPwnsYou Před měsícem +32

      @@jvseventeen I JUST went through this where my first out of college job was 45 minutes away, if I passed all the slow traffic on the way. Just quit that job partially because of that, and my boss refused to hire anyone that far away again to replace me lol

    • @PuniversalMovies
      @PuniversalMovies Před měsícem +17

      Also, if you happen to get a job that requires you to travel, find one that has you use a company car. Saves you the headache in case there's an accident and saves you on gas money and typical car maintenance.

  • @playedtoomuch5259
    @playedtoomuch5259 Před měsícem +2231

    10:23 one time as a dark elf this guy showed up at my marriage ceremony and walked around shouting anti dark elf racial slurs at all the guests, what an asshole

    • @powdermonkey9300
      @powdermonkey9300 Před měsícem +656

      That's extreme unemployed behavior

    • @speckijunkie1173
      @speckijunkie1173 Před měsícem +99

      ​@@powdermonkey9300I can confirm I do this all the time

    • @dickbicycle9304
      @dickbicycle9304 Před měsícem

      @@powdermonkey9300 maybe he’s retired and does it as a hobby. It’s good to have hobbies.

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Před měsícem +173

      @@playedtoomuch5259 you beat the crap out of him and the game registers that as you two becoming friends

    • @hermannikorianteri
      @hermannikorianteri Před měsícem +83

      ​@@TheGIJew. Thats just typical men bonding

  • @scottkohlhepp5898
    @scottkohlhepp5898 Před měsícem +3131

    This part about the farmer sounds like it could be a new video topic. Following the people of Skyrim to figure how long it takes for them to get around and shit.

    • @IamAlwaysRight1622
      @IamAlwaysRight1622 Před měsícem +529

      The way you worded that made me think you wanted a video show casing how long it takes NPC's to go to the bathroom

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +925

      😉

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen Před měsícem +49

      I love that idea and I love the response, makes me think it's already on the list lol

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem

      E

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před měsícem +15

      K​@@jvseventeen He already did Fallout

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 Před měsícem +1314

    I feel like you're supposed to click "Sit" on one of the boat's benches.

    • @cabbeille
      @cabbeille Před měsícem +129

      you are

    • @Nuniixo
      @Nuniixo Před měsícem +14

      Its youtube, mistakes like that are bound to happen for whatever reason

    • @Littlevampiregirl100
      @Littlevampiregirl100 Před měsícem +64

      still scams you of money instead of telling you to take a seat

    • @sariourlecai1561
      @sariourlecai1561 Před měsícem +60

      @@Littlevampiregirl100 he literally tells you to take a seat

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Před měsícem +37

      @@sariourlecai1561 nah he says climb on in

  • @Rextraordinaire
    @Rextraordinaire Před měsícem +1276

    Austin quietly suggesting that the product he's sponsoring may just be a placebo is peak Austin

    • @deefhead9684
      @deefhead9684 Před měsícem +133

      He’s so real for that

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon Před měsícem +112

      Make that money king

    • @supabass4003
      @supabass4003 Před měsícem +7

      green poo is not a placebo, ask austin

    • @GigaWiiU64
      @GigaWiiU64 Před měsícem +4

      8:52

    • @maya.8462
      @maya.8462 Před měsícem +42

      and the never ending timer bar at the bottom during the ad read 😭

  • @darlanmaia1154
    @darlanmaia1154 Před měsícem +349

    i worked on the census here in brasil and its incredible how similar some moments of the video felt to my real life experience

    • @moon-loops
      @moon-loops Před 23 dny +20

      Brazil is Skyrim irl confirmed

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 Před 13 dny +4

      Is it true that everyone in Brazil who isn’t a criminal is an off duty cop just ready to start blastin?

    • @darlanmaia1154
      @darlanmaia1154 Před 13 dny +2

      @@jamesmorrison7989 I don't know if i get into the joke or give a serious answer😂

    • @megaunstopablebrpix9046
      @megaunstopablebrpix9046 Před 12 dny

      Salve ​@@darlanmaia1154

  • @pedanterrific212
    @pedanterrific212 Před měsícem +401

    I am INTENSELY interested in the socioeconomic forecast for northeastern Skyrim.

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies Před měsícem +299

    I'm always impressed that he does this "in game". He didn't even use free cam or no clip for the river episodes, actually climbed up and followed them down.
    Feels more cozy

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 Před měsícem +332

    After more than a decade, CZcams is filled with thousands of Skyrim videos. But this dude still found a way to make new, unique and fresh Skyrim content after so long!
    I love his Skyrim unemployment series as well as his video on Skyrim's rivers.

  • @OranDoesThings
    @OranDoesThings Před měsícem +307

    Austin: "I counted 15 guards..."
    **Thinks back one minute.**
    Austin: "...14 guards..."

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum Před měsícem +12

      Those guards have an unfortunate habit of accidentally be heading themselves around our favorite survey-taker

  • @TheIncredible2IC
    @TheIncredible2IC Před měsícem +190

    This man really invited you to stop by his house of curiosities then had you arrested when you stopped by

    • @twistedtyrant57
      @twistedtyrant57 Před 21 dnem +6

      The sheer gall of it😂

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 Před 10 dny +1

      It's a well known glitch actually. You can't actually get the tour after you find the dead body of the woman. So it has to be done on one of your first visits to windhelm before that quest can start.

  • @redrocketrider
    @redrocketrider Před měsícem +289

    I don't know if this is a passion project or if you're just doing this out of obligation at this point, but I enjoyed the video lol. The increased production value did not go unnoticed.
    Also I don't know if making sly remarks like that is conducive to getting future sponsorships, but I appreciate that you're keeping it real on that front.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +228

      Yea I prefer brands that actually let me talk how I normally talk and be a little sarcastic or funny. I’m not a good liar so it helps.

    • @BamfIamone
      @BamfIamone Před měsícem +1

      Him being more hands on with his videos is fantastic

    • @Hooples
      @Hooples Před 22 dny

      @@any_austinso real

    • @Secunda001
      @Secunda001 Před 18 dny +1

      @@any_austin It also shows having at least some modicum of honesty and integrity, which is extremely lacking nowadays. Too many people just accept any and all sponsorships and read off a script they were provided by a company and/or lie about how great the product/service is just because they're paid/compensated to (in commercials you know the actor/presenter was paid to pretend how great the product is; however with social media, especially with "influencers" the lines are blurred and you'll almost never get honest feedback). This was my first video I've watched from you; I enjoyed the content however how you presented the product and your comment have earned you a subscriber. Great job.

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita Před měsícem +580

    I feel like the argonian population on the docks was overlooked during the survey. Like the dunmer, they are relegated to menial labor and have to deal with hostile racist harassment. But they all live in a single large shared dormitory, while the dunmer have their own homes and even a few dunmer-run businesses.

    • @jimwu4579
      @jimwu4579 Před měsícem +45

      Wait a minute... he's right!

    • @HighLordComedian
      @HighLordComedian Před měsícem +129

      Yeah iirc the Dumner self-segregate after Ulfric granted them refugee status during the Red Mountain eruption, the Argonians are straight up excluded from society

    • @TheOriginalSeveth
      @TheOriginalSeveth Před měsícem +81

      @@HighLordComediansame for the traveling khajit, nobody lets them inside the walls.

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat Před měsícem +40

      Not only the argonians theres a couple other warehouses on the docks with people in then

    • @2shadesofgray752
      @2shadesofgray752 Před měsícem +42

      ​@@Hemostat I love the implication in this comment that argonians aren't people

  • @lucaskemmerling3151
    @lucaskemmerling3151 Před měsícem +212

    Additional idea: Biodiversity survey of the Province of Skyrim

  • @Lovyxia
    @Lovyxia Před měsícem +160

    The way you did that sponsorship is great. Such a refreshing and welcome change of pace from all the people clearly being contractually obligated to point out buzzwords to just have you give your real, positive first impressions with your disclaimers and personal tastes in there. It actually got me interested but I had trouble finding nutritional information on their website, which is my main interest with these drinks.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +74

      Appreciate the feedback

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Před měsícem +32

      I dislike sponsorships in general, but if they have to be done, the way Austin did it is definitely the best.

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 Před měsícem

      @@kawadashogo8258And a brand that’s cool with this kind of vibe in their sponsor ad automatically earns a point of respect from me fr

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell Před měsícem +19

      When he said "absolutely, I will take these drinks" he was so real for that

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell Před měsícem

      I'm gonna go ahead and post the ingredients list, in case you never found it: Organic Agave, Organic Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Organic Lion's Mane Mushroom, Organic Cordyceps Mushroom, Organic Olive Oil, Rhodiola Rosea, Bacopa Monnieri, Turmeric, Choline, Ashwagandha, Phosphatidylserine, L-Theanine, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B2, B3 & B12, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Sea Salt, Saffron, Piperine (Black Pepper Extract), Natural Caffeine, Chlorophyllin, Potassium Sorbate, Natural Passionfruit Flavoring, Natural Vanilla Flavoring, Natural Beet Flavoring

  • @beck-nightengale
    @beck-nightengale Před měsícem +78

    I really love watching this series imagining that Austin is someone from the real world Bureau of Labor Statistics who got isakai'd into a fantasy world and is still just doing his job. It delights me.

    • @ryanhonea8206
      @ryanhonea8206 Před měsícem +29

      I got hit by a bus and now I’m the kings strongest census taker

    • @kindlyevilbgm
      @kindlyevilbgm Před 23 dny +10

      @@ryanhonea8206 I would read that

    • @twistedtyrant57
      @twistedtyrant57 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@ryanhonea8206hmmm we might need this as an anime

    • @SaltExarch
      @SaltExarch Před 19 dny +11

      "I'm a Mid-30's Government Worker Who Just Wants To Keep Doing my Job Even in this Fantasy World" would also be a hilarious comedy isekai plot. Like just this straight-laced, no nonsense married-to-his-job guy who rejects the isekai powers or important missions and just goes and tries to do some mundane but useful job for the citizens, but then his mundane job either takes him on detours and he winds up doing the hero's quest anyway, and/or his mundane but useful service actually winds up helping the kingdom more than direct fighting.

    • @beck-nightengale
      @beck-nightengale Před 19 dny +5

      @@SaltExarch Won't lie, I would read/watch the heck out of that.

  • @HoorayForFreeStuff
    @HoorayForFreeStuff Před měsícem +17

    Important to mention, is that if you do manage to catch Calixto during operating hours, he charges a couple gold pieces for a tour of his museum; one that offers a couple unique items such as Ysgramor's soup spoon and the dancers flute. Bad hours and bad returns aside, I would argue that his museum is still more of a hobbyist endeavour, but being that he does still charge a flat rate for a service renders him employed.
    Please report back to the bureau for reassignment.

  • @donnietreece5257
    @donnietreece5257 Před měsícem +283

    Austin: "does anyone know the best w..."
    Me, having seen his prior videos, feeling extremely smart: DIRECT SURVEY

    • @Alex-js5lg
      @Alex-js5lg Před měsícem +8

      Me, having seen his prior videos: "CENSU-- I mean, direct survey!"

  • @bixby7645
    @bixby7645 Před měsícem +118

    "I'm the least important person here!! :D"
    Relatable, my guy

    • @birdie_cam
      @birdie_cam Před měsícem +11

      He was so happy about it lol

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. Před měsícem +406

    It's been long enough that when you ask the best method for determining the unemployment rate I've actually started saying "a direct survey" out loud, like I'm watching Dora the Explorer or something.

  • @nickdesu9794
    @nickdesu9794 Před měsícem +49

    6:18 gotta love how he says "stop by :D" and then when you actually stop by he calls the cops on you LOL

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Před měsícem +141

    2:37 To be fair, the guy who is getting complained to about not having tools actually has some lines where he goes to the market in town and begs a show keeper for more tools, even offering to pay double so his workers and himself (who also works the farm) can have an easier and more productive time
    And no, I didn't make this up like my comment on the last Skyrim video, I just saw it myself 2 days ago but had never seen the dialogue at the farm (because why would I go to that farm? only reason I'm there is to swim to the docks)

    • @Pwnopolis
      @Pwnopolis Před měsícem +1

      The farms outside Windhelm are frequent visits for me.
      I cant imagine a skyrim playthru where i didnt mass produce all the potions and poisons.

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Před měsícem +2

      @@Pwnopolis I'm doing a pure mage run right now so that wouldn't help me much, can't poison a fireball and if I get hit I've done something wrong and a potion wouldn't save me (there's no potion of fortify player skill)

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před měsícem +1

      @@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial but what about a potion that increases your max magicka and health? There aren't any spells for that in Skyrim.

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial Před měsícem +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Tl;dr: I don't need to fortify my Magicka or health
      I use enchanted gear for fortify Magicka and fortify Magicka Regen and as a mage I just don't get hit, destruction's impact perk stun locks enemies if you're careful and then there's also followers and conjuration to draw aggro away from yourself. If I do get hit I probably won't get one shot so I just pop a close wounds spell really quick before switching back to destruction. With the enchanted gear I have, almost every enemy will stay staggered long enough with fire bolt that I Regen more Magicka than I used so I can spam it until I get low then carefully stun lock them until they die. Fire bolt shoots pretty fast so anything besides other mages are not an issue since you can backup while firing. Some animals like bears are tricky because they're fast and have very short stagger times but you can still shoot fire bolt fast enough to stun lock them. Mages are tricky because wards and/or shock spells so stealth is handy, especially with the illusion perk that makes spells silent, I'll often kill enemies with fire bolt before I'm fully detected. The less enemies the easier it is but the more enemies there are the farther back I'll pull to focus more on summoning and staying out of aggro

  • @JevinJohnson-CloudShift
    @JevinJohnson-CloudShift Před měsícem +67

    My favorite part of any press conference is when they ask the reporters to like and subscribe

  • @thomasgawronski1425
    @thomasgawronski1425 Před měsícem +68

    I came home today to find out the Bureau of Labor broke into my house again. I know I haven’t been answering my mail but damn this is the third time this year.

  • @generalpenultimo6502
    @generalpenultimo6502 Před měsícem +57

    That wizard was very extra, just disappearing like that mid conversation just to prove a point 😂

    • @Darth_Niki4
      @Darth_Niki4 Před měsícem +2

      Or he could've just mistaken Austin for an IRS officer. 👀

  • @ItsJabo
    @ItsJabo Před měsícem +55

    I love it when this objectively handsome man uploads!

  • @infinitesimalperinfinitum
    @infinitesimalperinfinitum Před měsícem +197

    DIRECT SURVEY!!

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f Před měsícem +1

      E

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen Před měsícem +5

      I think we need shirts that say "Direct Survey" 😂

    • @BARMN89
      @BARMN89 Před měsícem +4

      I shouted out like its Dora

    • @Atomhaz
      @Atomhaz Před měsícem

      @@jvseventeen or a "Employed Shirt"

  • @gumass4534
    @gumass4534 Před měsícem +679

    I dont know

  • @a.t.6535
    @a.t.6535 Před měsícem +22

    The echo effect when you said "Hellooo??" in the mansion you broke into was genius. Touches like that make these videos go from great to amazing.

  • @alexnorton1832
    @alexnorton1832 Před měsícem +37

    They're gonna have to add more settlements to Skyrim. I can not handle this series coming to an end

    • @benjaminbronnimann3966
      @benjaminbronnimann3966 Před 10 dny +1

      don't worry, he can do Oblivion next :)
      and who knows, by the time he's done all of Morrowind, redguard, daggerfall and Arena ES6 might actually be out 😂

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 Před měsícem +22

    This is how we learn Austin is apparently a dark elf.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt Před měsícem +12

      he's argonian actually, that guy just hates every non-nord

  • @theace8502
    @theace8502 Před měsícem +47

    Everyone asks “What is Windhelms unemployment rate” but never “Why is Windhelms unemployment rate”

    • @samulinukala585
      @samulinukala585 Před měsícem +3

      Or who is Windhelms unemployed rate

    • @GaunterODimm666
      @GaunterODimm666 Před měsícem

      Ludvig Holberg reference?

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@GaunterODimm666 why does it have to be a reference to that specific person? I remember hearing that joke when I was something like 10 years old from a Minecraft CZcamsr.

  • @honbee3431
    @honbee3431 Před měsícem +35

    glad i didn't skip the sponsor excellent timing from the NPC there

  • @wokemoralist
    @wokemoralist Před měsícem +292

    If racism was a job, everyone in windhelm would be employed

  • @gwendolynodaugherty9601
    @gwendolynodaugherty9601 Před měsícem +17

    Everytime you ask "does anyone know the best way to figure out the unemployment in a city is?" and turn around witht he rainbow graphics and a dora-the-explorer-esq "That's right! It's a direct survey!" it genuinely brightens my day.
    Like, I'm having a shit day today, but gods damn does hearing that goober ass line make me smile.

  • @hotjoesummer
    @hotjoesummer Před měsícem +72

    I'm 25 and live in a major city that requires my dumb ass to do crazy commutes in the morning and I NEVER thought to take that into account when interviewing, thanks for the tip Austin!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před měsícem +1

      I still remember that when families live a certain distance from the school, the school district pays for public transport for the children.
      And I've seen enough jobs that include either fuel money, or part payment for a monthly public transport ticket. Or if the job requires moving around a lot, either hotel costs, or otherwise payment for accommodation.
      So yes, absolutely take commute into account.

  • @twilightburial
    @twilightburial Před měsícem +9

    the sound design in this episode went crazy hard dude, fucking great job ! all the little details and differential sounds and effects were honestly quite immersive !

  • @nolanray1331
    @nolanray1331 Před měsícem +10

    When you run out of skyrim cities you should review unemployment in Morrowind or Oblivion. Would love to see that!

    • @phiws80
      @phiws80 Před měsícem

      Was about to comment that too! I would love to see that

  • @elijahtronti8574
    @elijahtronti8574 Před měsícem +15

    “The best way to win the Nord’s respect… is singing loud, for all to hear” - Buddy, the Dark Elf

  • @damienvalentine5043
    @damienvalentine5043 Před měsícem +9

    The bit about "potions that help you feel better about your life" at 8:23 really cracked me up for some reason. I almost spat my tea all over my keyboard. Inexplicable, but -- great job!

  • @velzanna2281
    @velzanna2281 Před měsícem +7

    ngl I absolutely love the skyrim unemployment surveys. There is just something so soothing about you going about this.

  • @athandle_handle
    @athandle_handle Před měsícem +12

    I appreciate youtubers like Austin who just tell their subscribers that the product they're promoting is tasty and that's it. No need to bullshit us about the supposed science-breakthru health benefits. It's a fun lil drink, drink it for the flavour.

  • @m.streicher8286
    @m.streicher8286 Před měsícem +8

    1:26 i really appreciate this mirrored effect and the 10 minutes of effort you put into pleasing specifically me.

  • @planetboxsaturnia3686
    @planetboxsaturnia3686 Před měsícem +13

    I know people who put commutes on their timesheets. I work at home, but sometimes I include the ten seconds it takes me to walk from the sofa to my desk in my paid time

    • @tylerb6981
      @tylerb6981 Před měsícem

      An hourly remote job? You've piqued my interest, how/what?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před měsícem +1

      @@tylerb6981 probably either creative work, software related IT, or something with management.

    • @planetboxsaturnia3686
      @planetboxsaturnia3686 Před měsícem

      @@tylerb6981 Yeah it's contract work writing help content and that kinda stuff for a software company. My dad and brother both work there, and I needed a flexible job after college

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred Před měsícem +11

    "It's not breaking and entering because I'm a government employee" still can't believe The Moot overruled Jarl Elisif on that decision

  • @bunniewood
    @bunniewood Před měsícem +6

    16:25 I really appreciate how tuned in you are to the ridiculous practices of 9-5 jobs and provide smart tips on how to navigate that bureaucracy. I also really like your deep thoughts on the art of games. One of my fave youtubers

  • @nichonr95
    @nichonr95 Před měsícem +8

    Can you do a check of the mental health in different cities? Im curious about how many has depression, eating disorders or struggle with substance abuse. And how does this reflect in the employment rate

  • @brittanyvecchio4181
    @brittanyvecchio4181 Před měsícem +3

    Your my favorite channel right now to listen to in the background while I paint. Thanks man!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +1

      God I love when people tell me this

  • @corruptofficial8638
    @corruptofficial8638 Před měsícem +16

    10:25 Not only is he unemployed, his brother is Ulfric's second-in-command. So basically this guy is the male sibling version of those losers who are like "My husband is a General"

    • @sheogorath6834
      @sheogorath6834 Před 22 dny +4

      Guy is the brother of the highest ranking man in the army (also the jarl's bodyguard) and yet doesn't have a house and spends his time drinking and insulting people.
      What a loser.

  • @bardnuts
    @bardnuts Před měsícem +5

    This is my new favorite channel. All your videos are weirdly comforting, and there's something so uniquely interesting about the way you pick apart games for little mundane details other people might never think about. I get excited every time you upload. Thanks!

  • @PaperFlare
    @PaperFlare Před měsícem +13

    Unemployment report for Vivec City (the surveyor was never seen again).

  • @Emymagdalena
    @Emymagdalena Před měsícem +14

    Absolutely phenomenal ad read. the company shoulda paid you more for such high quality.

  • @_Mimi_711
    @_Mimi_711 Před měsícem +5

    It's like we are all newbies to this job and he is the supervisor, taking us into the field. Just a huge gang of people scribbling down his every word on a notepad, comparing notes with one another.

  • @James-zi2hk
    @James-zi2hk Před měsícem +50

    swapping the title to ask us instead of giving us the answer might just be the perfect hook

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen Před měsícem

      I hadn't even registered the flip but that is really clever!

    • @stevengull6703
      @stevengull6703 Před měsícem +4

      I've been commenting about that on multiple videos he's done. My complaint is that when he put the total in the title I had no reason to continue watching because I got my answer. Very happy to see he's changed that approach.

  • @JanKarkoska
    @JanKarkoska Před měsícem +39

    You missed quite a few (or you just didn't show them):/ There's a prison in the keep, an alchemy shop and a temple of Talos inside of the city, East Empire Company headquarters (which has a very fun questline) and an argonian sleeping quarters with more people (that i believe don't come out) at the docks and a stable outside of the city. Also, there should be a writer and a hireable follower in the inn and a nanny with a child outside of Aretino residence (which has another child inside). Lastly, if you move forward a bit with the Blood on the Ice questline, you can pay Calixto for a tour of the House of curiosities, which should mean he is employed.

    • @JanKarkoska
      @JanKarkoska Před měsícem

      Love your work and can't wait for the comprehensive unemployment rate of Skyrim!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +37

      Yea I cut some stuff out for flow- I think you’re right that I missed the alchemy shop, which is weird. I did get the stable, the prison, the temple, etc.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero Před měsícem +7

      @@any_austin Hmm, the video did feel weird with them cut out.

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Před měsícem +11

      @@any_austin Just for the record, we all love your videos and enjoy them being as long as they can be, so no need to cut things out for flow. :) Your interactions with Skyrim's populace are very entertaining.

    • @JanKarkoska
      @JanKarkoska Před měsícem +11

      @@any_austin yeah, I figured you probably counted the stables and the docks, but it's a shame you cut it out as i really enjoy your interpretation of the places storytelling, and, as has been already commented, i would love for your videos to be as long as they can been, even though I understand that the editing must be really tedious

  • @marcosm1223
    @marcosm1223 Před měsícem +5

    I love that the given reason for the ad's call to action is "liking funny little drinks"

  • @tatherva7387
    @tatherva7387 Před měsícem +2

    6:28 Definitely did not expect a shoutout for the Cryptozoology Museum. There are a ton of eccentric-museum-house type places in Maine, not just them. The Cryptozoology Museum is just the coolest one.

  • @Drakojana
    @Drakojana Před měsícem +2

    08:12 Okay that was actually the best-timed Skyrim glitch I've ever seen

  • @fArtnAdes
    @fArtnAdes Před měsícem +4

    I just started found your content about 6 weeks ago, and I've already watched through like 4 years of content. Love these unemployment videos. Love pretty much all videos. Thanks!

  • @Violet_Knight
    @Violet_Knight Před měsícem +41

    For the comprehensive survey of all of Skyrim, I'd also like to see the statistics from the smaller settlements like Ivarstead, Rorikstead, etc. and buildings such as Old Hroldan. I'm not sure if Solstheim is technically part of Skyrim, but regardless I'd love to see its labour statistics as well.

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Před měsícem +12

      Solstheim is part of Morrowind, but yeah it would be fun to see Austin there too.

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo Před měsícem +7

      It used to be part of Skyrim until the High King gave it to Morrowind because of the eruption of Red Mountain.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před měsícem +1

      Part of the province of Morrowind, but also part of the game of Skyrim.
      Would be interesting to see if the Dunmer on Solstheim have better or worse employment statistics than the Nord of Skyrim.

    • @fragbomb
      @fragbomb Před měsícem

      @@HappyBeezerStudios you might have to do a before and after the mines are opened up in solstheim, as before you came along the mines were empty of any ebony ore

  • @MatteeTheRogue
    @MatteeTheRogue Před 27 dny +1

    Man I love your videos so much. This is such a neat idea, exploring these older games and using real world logic to compare them, it’s honestly one of the most fun things I’ve watched in ages. Awesome stuff dude.

  • @marsmagius
    @marsmagius Před měsícem +8

    New AnyAustin vid just dropped. Let's gooo

  • @iplay4us
    @iplay4us Před měsícem +6

    Austin is like a crossbreed between bill wurtz and a therapy Labrador

  • @CHANNNGEPETE
    @CHANNNGEPETE Před měsícem +3

    most morally decent ad I've seen in a bit, good work any austin

  • @madysonluvs
    @madysonluvs Před měsícem +2

    i adore the small details like the text being backwards when they’re walking awayy

    • @madysonluvs
      @madysonluvs Před měsícem

      omg that old guy almost ratted you out about the juice (edit is it like milky?)

  • @mommiesaurus
    @mommiesaurus Před 25 dny +1

    Not sure if anyone has said this but.
    Your knowledge of social economics and they way it breaks down into tangible information.
    Along with the perfection of your acting.
    Portraying the satire of how politicians give speeches.
    Dude you deserve an Oscar.

  • @JadedConfusion2
    @JadedConfusion2 Před měsícem +4

    Can we get a video breaking down which of the cities and holds are the safest? You could do so based of the ratio of guards to civilians, physical defenses such as walls or by geographical location or of course all of these. You could also note through personal interviews the public's perception of the city and its safe or unsafe rumors.

  • @flowerboi_love6448
    @flowerboi_love6448 Před měsícem +3

    Loved the video Austin! I liked how you added an echo to your voice when you were going thru the empty murder house. Your attention to detail is superb!

  • @coopb0751
    @coopb0751 Před měsícem +4

    So used to hearing sponsorships in such a cookie-cutter way that this was really refreshing, fit into the video well and wasn’t jarring or weird. Great video as always :)

  • @Atomhaz
    @Atomhaz Před měsícem +26

    ✨D I R E C T S U R V E Y✨

  • @Joov
    @Joov Před měsícem +44

    never clicked faster

  • @ZTRCTGuy
    @ZTRCTGuy Před měsícem +4

    I do want to say that the Argonians definitely get the short end, they aren't even allowed in the city and live in the argonian assemblage. Which is basically just glorified barracks, and I'm not sure you've been there during this survey.

  • @geenagettys-healy8433
    @geenagettys-healy8433 Před měsícem +2

    Seriously, thank you so much for your channel and the hours and hours of hardwork you do. Your work gives me such delight and joy

  • @RyanHaney55
    @RyanHaney55 Před měsícem +2

    I enjoy these videos. The chime associated with the green check marks makes me happy. 8:14 Whoa! Now you see him, now you don't.
    That building with the fog in it was creepy.

  • @theamelia4580
    @theamelia4580 Před měsícem +5

    I think vagrant was the word you were looking for to describe Silda the Unseen

  • @kingturdle9100
    @kingturdle9100 Před měsícem +50

    bro press E on the boat

  • @AleXanderBoi46
    @AleXanderBoi46 Před měsícem +2

    I have a lot of people im subscribed to but only watch once every couple of months but somehow i always watch all of your videos to the end when they come out even though theyre about ficional population surveys 😂😂

  • @gregknopp9928
    @gregknopp9928 Před měsícem +1

    I hope you make an “odd and unremarkable places in Jak and Daxter” one day 🙏 that game was my childhood

  • @mygamertag2010X
    @mygamertag2010X Před měsícem +3

    I loved the video! I have an idea for you to improve your press conferences: film them on a greenscreen to have the conference held in front of the government building in the city in question for each press release.

  • @AB-gh5be
    @AB-gh5be Před měsícem +3

    i know it's technically part of morrowind and all, but i'd love to see a survey of raven rock!

  • @Omenvreer
    @Omenvreer Před měsícem +2

    2:04 freeze frame made me think a lot about where I work.

  • @notsky8985
    @notsky8985 Před měsícem +1

    The slightly different titling scheme had me worried it was going to be a wild and out there video.
    Glad to see it was the same quality i've begun to get used to. You hover above the line of boring just beautifully. please make another.

  • @W4iteFlame
    @W4iteFlame Před měsícem +5

    Btw, remember the place where they sell scooma? Part of the vampire quest line. I wonder if the food they make there is any good. The vibes are probably not too good

  • @literallymalware
    @literallymalware Před měsícem +5

    How the hell did Magic Mind approve of that ad segment lmfao

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Před měsícem +9

      they’re chill like that.

    • @KosmonautKong
      @KosmonautKong Před měsícem +3

      They're trying to sell some kind of algae paste health drink on the internet. They can't be picky lol

  • @LordHookie
    @LordHookie Před měsícem +1

    I mentioned this before, but I really think a 'second survey' of all the cities *but* with all the quests completed could be very interesting!

  • @IndyJay53
    @IndyJay53 Před měsícem +1

    I appreciate the angle you came at the ad from. Rather than making unsubstantiated claims about all the magical properties of a supplement, you focused on the fact that it's a fun little routine, regardless of if it actually works or not. Kudos.

  • @markusafri2343
    @markusafri2343 Před měsícem +3

    Hahaha that progress bar during the sponsor was pure gold

  • @HolyMoolee
    @HolyMoolee Před 24 dny +3

    3:33 you have to “sit” in the boat for the travel to initiate. The game doesn’t do a great job of explaining how it works.

  • @AzziSenpai
    @AzziSenpai Před měsícem +2

    such great content and its really nice to see your style evolve, I honestly believe the quality is skyrocketing at this point dude, keep it up 🔥❤

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 Před měsícem +1

    I'm frustrated I didn't get this recommended to me! Super excited for this big analysis video! Might comment more later! Thanks for uploading!
    I wonder where the next survey will be....

  • @TheExcuseme2121
    @TheExcuseme2121 Před měsícem +3

    Thank you for providing this essential service.

  • @JaseAndrews
    @JaseAndrews Před měsícem +3

    The unemployment rate wasn't in the title of the video, now I actually have to watch it :o

  • @Hellomarsh
    @Hellomarsh Před měsícem +1

    Yesssssss I knew you had one more coming out and you didn't disappoint. Thank you I needed this after a week of nonsense irl stuff, for some reason this series helped me mellow out. Thank you Thank you Thank you

  • @Fookinmint
    @Fookinmint Před měsícem +1

    cant get enough of this series

  • @bigredsmusicandgaming8827
    @bigredsmusicandgaming8827 Před měsícem +3

    You're the first person I have ever hit the bell for lol The content is just too interesting