pls stop sending me knives
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Him: “stop sendin me knives”
Me: “lucky -_-“
2020 Rewatching this video!
I have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 knifes to
Organic Bananas I’ve seen u on a sundee vid
Which one?
Edgy
Lazarbeam: gets a knife
“A fine addition to my collection”
you are a bold one Jonathan
You got 69 likes I won’t change it NOICE👌
Ok how about we stop sending him knives and start to send him A nuke
Imagine someone breaking into his house and lazar picks up 6 knives “which one you wanna be killed with mate?”
Would you like to join the legion
Lazerbeam: YES KNIVES
Jason: I'm so proud of you
Micheal not Jason
@@bbdawgjr9804 well these knifes dont look like michaels they look like ghostface or leatherface cleaver
@@Dski190 leather face never used a cleaver
@@Dski190 or a knife at all
He used a clever before
You got the queen. Rest in peace your majesty
“That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife”
I know right
@@henrylyra8774 i know right
@@justaweebwithinternetacess4253 i know right
Jwjw
Right as he said that I found this comment
Lazar bean: stop sending me knives guys
Five seconds later:THIS IS SICK
Lazar beam
Black_Craft Black_Craft razor lean
LAZARBEAM:AKA:BLODDY LEGEND
*beam
just fuck off
1:54 BREAKING NEWS!!! there is a man named lazarbeam who is on the run. the only way to survive is to STOP SENDING HIM KNIVES
I honestly feel bad for whoever's planning to break into Lazarbeam's house.
3years later: pls stop sending me guns
OMG
8years later: pls stop sending me lives
21 years later: pls stop sending me donald trump’s souls
51 years later: pls stop sending me gods & goddess's
@@nai4862
56 years later: pls stop sending me gods and goddess's souls
Now loads more people will send him knives
Oisin Smith Now that's reverse psychology
He told people on the internet to stop sending him knives, by internet law we are now required to send him as many knives as humanly possible.
Mathew Reckamp exactly
Oisin Smith now I really want to send him a few knifes
I will just send some butter knives
The real question is, why do people trust LazarBeam enough to send him knives? No offense, but trusting a guy like him with a cleaver like that, is a certain death wish for us all.
4 year later and got reccomended
I swear
Yep
Ong
Same lol
Yup
2years later lets reccomend everyone this now
:edit thx for the likes
I’m watching this in2020
Ya
thats a fact
Y’all like my profile pic😂
Ya😂
2 years later youtube lets reccomend everyone this now
Yes!
So true
Hahahaha lol
@@HAD30N lol
these comments are old
5 yrs later still funny af
5 years later still hits home
Well if i can't send knives...
Ima just send a couple crocodiles
Eye lash no just send him a rat
Natsu Dragneel
Genius idea dude
Kaiva 5603 we now have an excuse to give him a heart attack to put the poor bastard out of his misery
yeah a box full of mice. or a rat plush
Natsu Dragneel weeeb
We're stop sending you knives.
We're start sending you tanks
*we'll*
We’re*
I’d love a tank
😂
Not that many people can afford tanks
We'll send you Nukes bwahahahhaha
1:41 5 year old me showing my mum my drawing
Some good old lazarbeam videos way better then the new ones
Laser beam: I'm gonna die alone
2019: dating muslek sister
@Luke’s fortnite Games you mean moose tits?
You mean moorchelk
Lazarbeam and muselk
But he has the queen
Luke’s fortnite Games
His old nickname is Muslek
Don't let the knives get near your willie
lol i subbed
Which
nah don't be stupid he lost that a while ago
Remember watching this 4 years ago and now the lad almost has 20M subs. U ve come a long way mate ly
3 years later lazars dad would still love to use these knives in the no swearing challenge
Can’t wait for this to get recommended again in 2024
yessir
..ko?
For real
wigu kangaroo .
Same
Lazarbeam: stop sending me knives
Me: ok
Everybody: uh ok send him machine guns
branden huang lol
Good plan
lol
Then let’s send tanks
Lol
Lannan keeps getting Knives.
The queen staring at him for the entire time.
Lazar: stop sending me knives
Random guy: okay here’s a cleaver
6:38 he just broke the fourth wall more than deadpool 2
Lazerbeam: stop sending me knifes
The next day
Lazerbeam: stop sending me guns
Next day
Lazerbeam: stop sending me bombs
Next day
Lazerbeam: stop sending me nukes
F
Lol
Lazerbeam: stop sending me poison
The next day
Lazarbeam: stop sending me poison spiders
Next day:
Stop sending me memes!
4 years later and still playing Fortnite
5 years later and I’m still watching this 👌
3:29 who else saw the name of the book he’s reading
“How to get happy as a virgin.” 😂
LOL...But what if he isn’t?🤔🤔🤔
Lol
i saw it
Lol I did
Lazar: STOP SENDING ME KNIVES
Me: (slowly starts packaging a knife)
LMAO
only 2 replys srsly?
Now this is a well made comment
Lmfao
LMAO
Loving the queen in the background !!
I don’t understand why I still watch this. But I love it.
Lazerbeam: stop sending me knives
Everyone: let’s ignore that and send him more knives
Tan Shyan lives?
Ty for telling me
Yes
Stoopid
M.E.B Edits meh I think pewdiepies many voice changes are weirder
Lannan: you guys need to stop sending me knives
Also Lannan: This epic!
Cmon dude or girl we all know you copied
@@ASHH19100 actually im a cat
LeaguePeys Haha
I did the exact same thing before I saw this lol
@@LeaguePeys I actually identifie as an attack helicopter.
4 years later recommended to us
0:54 love the Crocodile Dundee reference
Plot twist: A serial killer has been sending knives for him to be accused.
Bro you made my day
yup
Oh no he is arrested he is my fav youtuber
Memes Guy u right
You smart ass shit
U want a military grade laser?
Yass
*Lazar
Yes
y
Incognito you have one
Lazar:stop sending me knives 3 seconds later look at this cleaver!!!!!
4.5 years later I love lazarbeam
Lazer beam:Stop sending me knives
Lazer: HUHUHUHUHUHU
Maria Lara you spelled it wrong its LAZAR
@@rvnt2597 u spelled it wrong its "Wrong"
Milo Playz u spelt it wrong it’s “stfu”
@@rvnt2597 Lol u spelled "Wrong" Wrong. U edited It xD
Let's start sending him guns
Than if he hates that we will send him bombs
If he hates that well we have to send him nukes
LazerBeam: “Seriously guys stop sending me knives”
Also LazerBeam: “Wow this knife is so cool”
LOLLLLLLLL
@@luyvex this vid was in 2018 stupid ass bitch
Want to join legion?
this is lolzerbeam
Lazarbeams last words
“Thanks for painting my willie”
It’s 2023 and I’m watching his vids again
Anyone else got this on there recommended during quarantine
I did
Yea
Yessir
Watched at least 4 times
Nope
Imagine someone breaking into his house and lazar picks up 6 knives “which one you wanna be killed with mate?” Edit: holy shaquice the amount of reply’s and likes I just saw this shit 😂 how y’all doin in 2020? Almost 2021 tho, 5 days until 2021! Well pretty much 4 it’s 11:26 at night 😂 edit: now it’s the 25th January 2021. I predict it’ll be just like 2020.
The Gun
Then he pulls out a katana
haha
Oliver Passmore lol
Li Bulb then they fight on fortnite
“They painted my willy!” Me: its a dog…
That’s not a knife THATS A BLOODY CLEAVER
U gotta stop sending me knives, ah this is so epic - lazarbeam
You are not lazerbeam
Adrian Fireball ya I figured that out earlier today
Adrian Fireball R/WOOOSH
Adrian Fireball r/wooooooooosh
lazarbeam: pls stop sending me knives
literally everyone: **starts sending guns**
this one guy: **sends lazarbeam a minigun with an LMG**
Lol
Wow
Sgt Death312 loser
Hello .
I'm the only one who is the dinugorgen,
Almost 4 years later and still great content
3 years later youtube let's reccomend this to everyone now
Lazarbeam's becum a serial killer
Itz_fevoralone and you have become a spelling slayer
Lucas Defeo but that means he can spell words
Be, cum??
Itz_fevoralone I
if you didn't realize already, i spelt it wrong on purpose. who doesn't like cum jokes anyway? :))
Lannan: please stop sending me knives
Everyone: We'll just pretend that we didn't hear that
Yes
fake bigfoot
@@skyisamonkey Zzzxzx
Lol
LOL
Four years and still on reccomended
3 years and CZcams still recommends this to me... Gives me memories
lol
Stop Sendin' Meh Noivs
Stop Sendin' Meh Pictures Of Moise
You just gotta love Australians, Love ye lazarbum
Jesse Theunissen he doesn’t like noivs
Jesse Theunissen ha
"Stop sending me knifes!"
But he actully loves it
4 years later it is still recommended
I know
3:57 10 year old me “Is that a grave stone?”
Every one who sent a knife before he said "stop sending knifes":
Oops
peterradical c heehehhe...
Defiantly didn’t send him one 😏
Grizzly Playz Gamez lol 😂 Agreed my dude
*Can we take a moment to realise that the Queen is suspecting this scene where he's opening knives through the mail??! O_O*
*(Ty for the likes =w=)*
XD
Oml people still watch these I thought it was only me I guess not
Matt Colletti Roblox 13 min ago!!!!!
Haha
Kitty Channel Afnan Yes
Almost 4 years later and it’s on my recommended
Happy christmas lazy Marvin watching you for 4 years
Me: "Reads title" Oh so you want more knives
he does not a knives
I know he definitely wants more knifes🔪🔪
@@firepappy707 Yup
Mystical Water17 you ass hole little bitch
🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡
2019:stop sending me knifes
3030: Stop Sending Me Blasters
5050: stop sending me planets
9647: Stop sending me dimensions
10000 stop sending me lazars
3033 stop sending me scps
100000000000000000000000000000001 stop sending me things that can end the world!!!!!
“Definitely try this at home just don’t tell them you got it from me” Best quote of 2018.
Dude, Lasars sciatic laugh means the death of humanity
1:53 thats the laugh of a future murderer..
@Freddie Evans yes i sword i think
laughing my foot off lol
Loollllllll
Lazer:stop sending me knives
me: ok then i will send a katana
Katanas are basically just elongated knives
Kinda how like ferrets are elongated rats
Yassss ima send him a katana aswell we will be twinssss
There sophisticated knives
This should be top comment
its not a cleaver, its a ticket to prison
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth
Rip
2018 Lazarbeam: I sometimes accept knives.
2019 me: Do you still accept some?
Kim So r/woooooosh
Kim So whoooooosh
Ben Evans lmao he deleted comment
@@k0mentator507 what did it say
@@benevans1393 what he say tho to get r/wooooshed
You just told people on the internet to stop sending you knives, by internet law I am now required to send you as many knives as I possibly can.
?
Logic
Old lazarbeam hits so different 😢
A man that lives in a place such as Australia. Scared of mice?!
To literally everyone:
Please dont break into lazarbeams house...
You will get shanked
*Cheffed*
No they will get big yeeted sorry YEEEEETTTTTEEEEDDDDDD
Hi
@@youraverageartist733 who are you? Am I supposed to know you?
1000 t8mes
Moral of the story:
“Stop sending him knives”
Kaelyb Nelson hey
Life With Legend WHAT
Hi
True
Me: Sees children’s ad
5 seconds later:
Lazarbeam: Stop sending me knives!
Whoever is watching this in 2021 is a bloody legend
yessir
Yes
Just a normal day in Australia with lazer beam and knives
Americans like guns, Lazarbeam likes knives.
100 subs before trump gets elected he’s a hitman now XD
Bunny United Gaming hell yeah
“They painted my willeh”
Crying
WTF
r/hol_up
LOL
lmao
... "I will be forever alone"
Ilsa: *Am i a joke to you?*
I’m watching this in 2022 and this is still amazing love you lazarbeam
Me: I’d like to send a knife to lazar beam
Mailman: You can’t do that!!
Me: He’s Australian so it’s ok
Mailman: Oh there’s no problem then
Ha
Aiden Ballinger are you Aussie your self
Mission passed: Respect+
Aiden Ballinger z
Mop
Don’t send him katana’s,
SEND HIM GUNS NOW
No
BOMBS
Just jokeing
@@fbiopenup980 You're the fbi you shouldnt be recomending these things lmao.
@@fbiopenup980 joking*
No
Memes
Let's get him arrested
"You guys gotta stop sending me knives"
Proceeds to be surprised and happy about receiving knives
5:07
" Mate i have said the word f**k like 15 times in this video. I literally have a cleaver.. "
" The f**k you on about- "
"g'day g'day crikey crikey I've got a knife and it's genuinely heavy"
Why those knifes are obviously for buttering your toast!
He’s really overthinking this isn’t he
It’s for fooken butter
Ahhh kinda
Swag Moose the cleaver
The cleaver is for giant party subs
And for dat pb and j
4 years later still as good as l first saw it
4 years ago
Still a bloody legend
Whenever Lazar beam talked about knives I heard police sirens lol.🚔🚓
Bad boys bad boys
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do
When the come for u
Were u are or on the vid
Beat
Same
What do u mean?
Now you can play micheal Myers in real life
69 likes lol
4yrs later yt still recommended. LAZAR =🐐
we’ll send you guns instead 😂
Thanks for the likes😘
Liv lol
Liv no rodent's
Just send him guns with bayonets
I wonder if there's a local live rodent place we could contact to deliver.
Liv I don't think that ligal unles its not liaded SEND HIM GUNS