IF I BREATHE I ROLL
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Jacob Tuonto
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found the loophole, just roll for other people and i don't have to spend ez
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Yes
2nd reply
YES U SATISFY YOUR PULL ADDICTION USING OTHER PPL'S ACC
Bro If you role soo much could you roll on my account for xiao 🥴
HELP WHO'S TWT ACCOUNT DID U TAG IT TOOK ME TO THE WRONG ONE
Whales: *if I [literally anything] I roll*
Me: *if I get 160 primogems I roll*
This gave me a good laugh! Hahahaha
Yeah me too but i need to get 10 wishes so I need not to spend aaa
IKR, i try to convince myself that ill save and do 10 pulls.... but its not humanly possible. i am at 53 pity, and i have a 50/50 to win TT
@@yosano_akiko_ada who you rolling for? Personally im skipping the current banners since im just waiting for klee (current pity:54)
Edit: i just realised we’re on the same pity lol
Update on the pulls: i got keqing but 20 pulls after i got KLEE :)) she’s still a work in process and i still have 2k primos left :)
It will always bother me that there is an unused 160+ gems on my account, it just doesn't feel right..
I need help.
Almost everyone’s talking about the title, but im actually jealous of the insane streamer luck in this video omg..
Fr I'm getting depressed watching this, feels like I'm playing a different game
Ikr 😭
@@RirichiyoShirakiin Same
@@RirichiyoShirakiin it is, if you have 💰
@@eugeneescalona1316 The joke is I can't even say I'm an f2p, cuz I always buy welkin, but still his luck compared to mine is insane. Getting a 5 star before 70 is something that never happened to me :') ....and let's not talk about the 50/50s...
At this point Tuonto is just using “if I ~ I roll” to cope with the fact that he’s addicted to gacha rolling lmaooo
Edit: I just summoned a war with a single joke 💀
That's the addiction of gambling
It's brutal but they got themselves into it
@@Denariio im pretty sure it was a joke…
Lmaoo
if i roll i roll
@@gvp4895 I agree you're very pretty
Jake: “I found a way to roll without spending money”
also jake: **spends money**
Ngl tho u spending money for a viewer is so sweet
And bro left a jean so viewer will remember him lol
1:26
Can we talk about how this person got Diluc then got Ayato after just 1 pull
Fr
ehe that happened to me too
Hoyoverse felt bad.
Haha happened with me too got diluc and Xiao in same 10 pull
i just got ayato in one pull too so
can we talk about how sweet jake is for buying them genesis crystals even when he doesnt have to. he goes out of his way when its not actually expected of him. youre a legend, jake
Hes so nice
Bro u mind telling me what is pity 😅 i been hearing it for days now
@@Xiao-pi3un So when you're drawing for a character, you do 10 pulls then it's 10 pity, if you pull for another 10 pulls and you got the 5 stars character, then you are like getting it at 11-20 pity (90 pity confirmed got a 5 stars character)
@@screech763 ooh.... tnx manhh🤗
The average human breathes 44 times a minute so thats 17 times 44 thats how many times tuonto will roll
Oooh mah godd
@@vincenzo347 thanks for actually telling us the answer unlike op
@@picklerick9106 lol ik
@@picklerick9106 now that’s solve who gonna count all his rolls
Man's gonna go broke after this 💀
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Jake actually paid for this person to get their Yelan? That's seriously so cute omg😭
Ikr😩
dont forget jean lmao
I wonder if I will get any of the characters tuonto has
It's all fun and games until that person was a pure F2P
._.
Ok yeah no, admit it, everyone of us feared for Jake’s wallet the second we saw the title
I'm a F2P and I'm screaming inside watching him get 5 stars like they're nothing..
10:14 this should be what you see when getting a 5 star, its clean af
I can't imagine myself felling like this
IKR
YES OMG
pc be sounding like a combat helicopter when i roll a 5 star
@@yuri.h5813 LOL, my phone transforms into a campfire when i do 50 pulls
next challenge: IF MY HEART BEATS I ROLL
no-
the rolls will be inevitable
If my neuron fires, I roll
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS
@@mel1-g6l If he's... Then rolls are avoidable
There is a considerably lack of Qiqi in this video. I believe Qiqi doesn't recognize Tuonto in other accounts but Diluc does. So Diluc being the kind hearted soul he is. Takes Qiqi's place as she awaits Tuonto back in his account
Yeah
bros making me cry
Fr though
Yes lol
It's so cute to watch jake so excited more than his community is just-
Diluc just haunting these pulls, looking as dead inside as ever.
barbara too
@@ruhe_kisser Ah yes, how could I forget? This is the Barbara Banner!
Tuonto in the future: I ROLL EVERY SECOND I EXIST..
So 1 time
@@kocaku9057 true
@@clikzray yesyes
People named Tuonto:
IF I MOVE I ROLL
the way he's more excited for his community than for himself. very lovely
8:45 I will remember this forever, the kindness of sir Jake 💪👀
11:55 i thought he said STRIPPER LUCK
😂💀
Yall worried bout his wallet and his pulling addiction,im worried about his chair
BHAHAHAH SAME
Lmao, even the subscribe sign attached to his chair is fighting for its life😭
I read this message and scrolled back up to the video and see him punching the chair
@@orlykurtlaure6698 💀
wonder what happened lol
"Things are about to get dicey." - Yelan
“USELESS!” -Xiao
RNGEEZUZ CHRIST -any streamer
"Ok" - harry styles
“I will have order” -Zhongli
you know jake is the greatest friend anyone would have whenever he promotes his best friend's song cover by gambling 🐸
true
6:41 this has the same energy has Thor saying “Still worthy” in Endgame.
13:13 Not the bruh moment at my girl, Beidou 😭😭😭
they have her c6 already 😅
“If I run out of streamer luck, I still have whale luck”- Tuonto, 2022
@@Intel_i125 what is that pfp
I love how everyone was placing their order like they're in a fast food restaurant or smth
me too XDD
for anyone interested in the math of it (which i cannot vouch for):
if the average human adult breathes 8-16 times a minute and this stream was 1 hour 50 mins total, that's 110 minutes, so 880-1760 total breaths and 880-1760 rolls.
including tuonto himself i believe there's 9 people he wished for (if i counted correctly which i'm not entirely sure i did), which, if split equally, would allocate everyone between 97-195 rolls
assuming 0 pity (and absolute equal distribution of wishes) this would give enough wishes for hard pity for at least one 5 star on character banner or weapon banner (but not both, unless we assume the upper bound of total wishes), however this doesn't assume a guarantee, just a 5 star
if tuonto wished all 880-1760 wishes himself, that's 140,800-281,600 primogems.
with the current cost of genesis crystals in usd, it's $99.99 for 8080, making it over $1700 for the lower end of the wish spectrum (i.e. for 880 wishes) and nearly $3500 for the upper end (i.e. 1760 wishes).
safe to say, that'd hurt his wallet.
how do you not have any replies..
@@yusrahamer5979 idk ._.
Wow.
My god….that‘s terrifying
How come everyone gets Diluc but me-
Tuonto: oh my god- we- wOw
1 sec later: **gets double 5 stars and dies inside**
I’m so concerned for this guy
Aren’t we all 😂
Why
LMAO
And the chair, especially the subscribe sign, it's definitely fighting for its life
I literally died when he started playing “the pulls” 💀💀
SAME LMAOO
I saw the titled and I’m concerned
Edit: I saw the first half of the vid and I think he’ll be okay
Me too
so am i
Me too.
Same
Same
Barbara throughout the entire wishing speed run:
"So pick me, choose me, love me."
Okay, now Jake's rolls are getting a little TOO creative.
I bet he's gonna do a video titled 'IF MY TWITCH CHAT COMMENTS, I ROLL' one day
Don't give him ideas lmaoooo
I pulled for Yelan on my birthday, I got her at 41 wishes, then I tried the weapon banner and got 2 jade spears in 1 multi, and then got her bow at 1 pity. Best wishing session ever !
That’s some AMAZING luck
Birthday luck is insane. I got Yelan on my b'day (June 2nd) at 6 pity in one ten pull
my biggest regret is not playing on my birthday (6 February)
if kazuha’s rerun comes during my birthday i’m rolling for him on my birthday. it’s a sign.
Give the weapon luck now, I really need a pjws for xiao 😭😭
Attempted to get Yelan for 10 people including himself, bunch of Yelans acquired, not a single Qiqi pulled. Streamer Luck kicked in at *FULL FORCE* that day.
At this point, Jake's "If I [insert verb here], I roll" series is his justification of his gambling addiction.
By now this man is gonna make “If I roll I roll”
that's literally the next video CZcams recommended to me...
tuonto: im not running out of video ideas
also him:
What makes me so happy that he is not just rolling for other people but how happy he is to get the five star they wanted for them it warms my heart 💌
asthma wielders punching the air rn:
I love how when he gets the right character we get a little cutscene
I respect that when you lose the 50/50 to Diluc, you are obligated to go again lmao
Can't wait for those extreme Scaramouche saver that has been saving since day 1 to ask for his C6💀
"the pulls" era never ends 😭
"Okay, I am addicted to rolling in Genshin, and I need a reason to justify it ..."
IF I BREATHE I ROLL
This is literally so wholesome he’s helping people roll 5 star man
I wish I have a 5 star
14:07 OH MAH LAWD ITS BREATH OF THE WILD MUSIC ✨✨✨✨
I pulled for Xiao, I got Qiqi, and now she's my best character. This was how I became a Qiqi main.
Me too except i kill qiqi everyday because i hate her
@@taxevasion249 noooooooo dont do thatttttt poor Qiqi….
Anyways She is a zombie so….
I spit out my water reading this
@@valseanne1521 wtf really?
I got 10 acquaints at ar 10, I pulled on standard.. and that is how I became a Keqing main.
5:08 ANTTT PLS I WHEEZED
Dude, the way Yelan appeared in the single pull should be how all 5 star characters appear
Jake, I’m new to the game and F2P, I had started saving for a rerun if yae miko when cyno came out and I wished on the archon of luck and got cyno on my first ever 10 pull. Ylur streamer luck is so great it extended onto me even as a new member of your community.
"This is the Barbruh banner."
Me: "It's the Mondstadt Banner featuring Diluc, Jean, Barbara and Noelle."
5:21 lmao i love that Anthony is helping with the music
Didn’t realize ant was singing till his face came up xD
7:06 rip his chair..
No chairs are harmed in the make of this show
me who has xiao:
jake trying to get xiao: breathing
me realizing taht xiao is worth more now than ever:
For those who didn't watch the stream, he also did some rolling for another contestant but didn't include it this because he already did his outro.
holy shit the aqua simulacra in 5 pulls was so clutch
5:39 Essentially just a 'I don't want a Diluc'.
"If I run out of streamer luck, I also have whale luck." -Tuonto 2022
THE WAY HE YELLED AT HIS CHAIR AHAHA
At this point he can just do
“If I’m alive I roll”
Y'all are giving him too many ideas on how to cover his gambling addiction!! Lmaoooo
@@yunaakemi4996 literally lol
if i exist i roll
@@Izzielikesroblox yes.
This is the most craziest summon session I have ever witnessed. Congrats Jake
4:35 the Antonychen buff
Tbh, the people who got the characters are SO LUCKY! Tbh, I wish I had not given up on Genshin 2 years ago! DX
13:26 I’d like to think that clown music starts playing when it shows up for him
Next challenge: one second I'm playing GI = 10 rolls
The editing in this video is amazing, it gives the music just as the vibe it gives, and i love when they get the five star they wanted it shows the character animation clip. Shivers through my spine!
ANT "THE PULLS" IS NOW MY PULLING RITUAL SONG😭😭❗️❗️
4:45 OMG THE SONG
today i was so deppressed today because i lost the 50/50 to mona instead of klee, but your content always makes me happy, ilysm.
11:57 stripper luck ✋🏻😭😭😭
Yassss
Caption🗿
Lol
This is entertaining 😂 I never laugh like this watching people pull for others haha. The Pulls is definitely an anthem to us
Genshin has all made us realize we have serious gambling addictions.
7:00 the song playing is called "Apex of the World" if anyone wanna know
Thx it’s rlly a bop lmao 😅😅
This was a great video! Also credits to the Editor the Yelan Intro and all the short little cinematic clips where so well done wow!
holy fuck his expressions the way he punches to chair
ITS ALL SO GODDAMN HILARIOUS
Jake is just the one person that keeps the good side of the community sane from the other toxic side of the community
You heard him, if he runs out of streamer luck, he still has whale luck.
The fact that he broke his chair and got insane luck with that yelan part
Qiqi had a cold today, so Barbara picked up her shift on top of her own.
The character animation into the artwork on the wish should really be an actual feature, looks very smooth
4:21 "If Hoyoverse is nice it's 70" *one pull later* "Hoyoverse is not nice"
the titles keep gettin better 😂
When you get more characters from the weapon banner than the character banner
7:56 i CACKLED
Oh gee I wonder if he's gonna roll for Yelan
everytime jake wins the 50/50 or gets a 5 star
either he punches the chair, or he freaks out.
we love this man
watching tuonto losing it all while rolling is free therapy for me
When he said "I'll catch you..." At the end, my Itto responded "can't catch me" lmao
my favorite part of the video is when u turned around at the pull on the bow
.
are we just gonna ignore the fact that he got yelan on beat with the song? no? ok.
timestamp 5:00
Editors deserve a raise that intro was epik
Doesn’t Jake edit his own videos?
@@rima7961 The editor is in the description
@@kemuri6494 oh Imao sorry I don’t read description
The amount of times this man got Diluc to come home. Man gimme your luck XD
Bro i think Yelan likes to troll everyone. Like my friends pulled for her and both loose the 50/50 and both had to give her their lasts of their primos to get to 80 pity AGAIN 😭😭😭💀
Yelan really said "sike"
"if i run out of streamer luck, i also have whale luck." such a beautiful quote