Frankie Boyle - Best of Audience Annihilation part 2

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  • You want to sit up front at a Frankie Boyle show? Well then, prepare to have your arse left hanging like the mouth of a yawning Hippo.
    Frankie Boyle best of audience annihilation part 2.
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Komentáře • 231

  • @TheOriginalEL
    @TheOriginalEL Před 6 lety +1017

    I love it when he laughs at his own insults, like he just can't help himself

    • @gordonm7038
      @gordonm7038 Před 6 lety +13

      Ian Loynds
      Insults are the wise man's compliment. Being called a lazy cunt or fat fuck is better than being called a "top bloke or some other fake ego-boost.

    • @lloydyherbal
      @lloydyherbal Před 5 lety +11

      Gordon M great comment, you`re a top guy...thumbs up mate

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gordonm7038 also a more honest way of speaking imo.

    • @user-ff8ve4oq8n
      @user-ff8ve4oq8n Před 2 lety +3

      Whats the point joking about if you cant laugh at your own

    • @lfcwilli
      @lfcwilli Před 2 lety +1

      @@lloydyherbal there’s a literal thumbs up button , bit late but I’m a prick so

  • @danyullowe295
    @danyullowe295 Před 6 lety +801

    Bearded frankie is so much darker 😂😂😂

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes Před 5 lety +69

      The older he gets, the more bitter, darker, and cynical he is becoming.
      He will do his finest work in his 50s or 60s.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Před 5 lety +11

      @@threethrushes and i can NOT wait!

    • @weirdskyreallyweird.5519
      @weirdskyreallyweird.5519 Před 4 lety +8

      @@threethrushes he'll go through the Carlin transformation.

    • @Revolver1981
      @Revolver1981 Před 4 lety +10

      @@threethrushes No actually he's nowhere near as brutal as he used to be. He's been touring recently and he doesn't really pick on audience members anymore unless they heckle him.

    • @davidwoodward9528
      @davidwoodward9528 Před 2 lety +4

      That's his Lord of the Rings beard. Now I think of it, he's been known to threaten quite a few rings.

  • @ATY676
    @ATY676 Před rokem +42

    'I'll drive you into the ground like a f-ing tent peg' is now a regular threat I give my staff.

    • @andym28
      @andym28 Před rokem +3

      If you are a scout leader mate I'd by terrified.

  • @bleu_rae
    @bleu_rae Před 5 lety +127

    “A fan of pilots..... Ooo there’s a few of them!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 Před 5 lety +6

      Ey shut the fuck up. I can handle this little boy!
      Probably shouldnta said that.
      XD

    • @uah9
      @uah9 Před 2 lety +1

      Right, shut the fuck up now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @honjarrison7115
    @honjarrison7115 Před 2 lety +70

    Saw him on his last tour. Have never been so glad NOT to be at the front!!! Nobody does it better than Frankie.

    • @robskyd
      @robskyd Před rokem

      We've just bought tickets to his Manchester show later this year and had the chance to sit on the front. We opted for row H !!

  • @HansNo237offi
    @HansNo237offi Před 5 lety +216

    "Couldn't look gayer if you were stepping through a field of corn, wearing a sun bonnet and licking a lolley pop."

  • @TheGrumpyGuide
    @TheGrumpyGuide Před 4 lety +113

    "Cricket is fucking practiced in Scotland as a homosexual martial art" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @IWTBF
    @IWTBF Před 5 lety +419

    “I’ll abuse you so bad, you’ll think I’m one of the family”
    😅👏🏻😅👏🏻😅👏🏻😅👏🏻

  • @tartanguy8714
    @tartanguy8714 Před 6 lety +104

    There's just an aura of "aw fuck" whenever he turns his gaze on people isn't there...

  • @rick_fortune
    @rick_fortune Před 6 lety +515

    Front 2 or 3 rows at Frankie Boyle show? You should get danger money :D

    • @Salamander6969
      @Salamander6969 Před 4 lety +6

      Been on the front row. It's an experience

    • @davidwoodward9528
      @davidwoodward9528 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm not sure which is worse; the abuse that you'd get at a Frankie Boyle show, or the life of abuse that leads you TO a Frankie Boyle show.

  • @BuzzaB77
    @BuzzaB77 Před 6 lety +174

    "ya fuckin' GHOUL!"

  • @Nose02
    @Nose02 Před 2 lety +9

    “In the event of a fire, you will all end up better looking”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oddities-whatnot
    @oddities-whatnot Před 5 lety +54

    He is very quick, very sharp. Fantastic fun to watch

  • @Ron.S.
    @Ron.S. Před 2 lety +52

    The last part with the plumber convinced me that he’s actually not a psychopath but the usual compassionate Scot

  • @shlooky1
    @shlooky1 Před 6 lety +143

    I died at 3:30.. best joke combined with the best heckler put-down :)))

  • @LauritZenc
    @LauritZenc Před 6 lety +268

    What's your story, wee man?

  • @andrewdelaney1448
    @andrewdelaney1448 Před 5 lety +156

    Wish there was a part 3 these are great

  • @scottdj1982
    @scottdj1982 Před 6 lety +187

    Crotchless shell suit 😂😂😂

  • @PeopleAdverts
    @PeopleAdverts Před 6 lety +32

    Love Frankie, genius.

  • @iracingrookie3301
    @iracingrookie3301 Před 5 lety +57

    Frankie's the only comedian in the world that tickets on the front row sell last

  • @petercampbell8694
    @petercampbell8694 Před 2 lety +11

    Jimmy Carr on speed! 🤣 - absolutely brilliaaaant! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @themightykenwynejones7353
    @themightykenwynejones7353 Před 6 lety +44

    The video I've been waiting for

  • @jamesclark3293
    @jamesclark3293 Před 3 lety +8

    He’s brutally good, some boy

  • @PatrickMersinger
    @PatrickMersinger Před 4 lety +28

    I liked the interior designer lady. I think she had him a bit flustered

  • @shamus2503
    @shamus2503 Před 6 lety +19

    Brilliant!!

  • @fuhrernithin2724
    @fuhrernithin2724 Před 6 lety +34

    0:55 that's the most psychotic laugh i have ever heard. :D

  • @Cooz.
    @Cooz. Před 6 lety +12

    This man's quick wit is not to be fucked with

  • @henderson023
    @henderson023 Před 5 lety +6

    "What's your real fucking plan, man, and make it fucking convincing this time...or I'll drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!"

  • @Paris.Kalachnikov
    @Paris.Kalachnikov Před 3 lety +27

    This man is an intellectual giant

  • @kennethhewish2455
    @kennethhewish2455 Před 2 lety +3

    God he's brutal Frankie!
    He's class.

  • @aidanrawlinson6177
    @aidanrawlinson6177 Před 4 lety +30

    Is it just me that wants to sit in the front row just to see what he comes up with

  • @Umz15824
    @Umz15824 Před 5 lety +48

    He absolutely wrecked that woman gg

  • @dashthehero192
    @dashthehero192 Před 4 lety +20

    i feel like the beard is a symbol of him giving up and saying whatever he wants.

  • @cullyx2913
    @cullyx2913 Před 3 lety +4

    Frankie Genius

  • @strutherhill
    @strutherhill Před 2 lety +35

    There is another segment I can't find where two guys confess they're from Larkhall (roars from the audience) and one of them also admits he works at John Lewis in 'soft furnishings', to which FB comments, 'a surprisingly camp occupation'.
    If anyone could direct me to it, that'd be great. I grew up in Lhall when it was still a coal-mining town and slightly 'rough'.
    FB must have prepared frameworks for these interactions, but so much of it is done on the wing, and he invariably nails it time after time.
    An immense talent. Different from the Big Yin (long may he continue) and Kev.i.n B. What it is to have these three GREAT comics. We're the Brazil of stand-ups!

    • @Forlogson
      @Forlogson Před 2 lety +4

      The Larkhall sequence is at czcams.com/video/rI6J6XqmIZY/video.html at around 9 mins 10 secs

    • @strutherhill
      @strutherhill Před 2 lety +3

      @@Forlogson Many thanks for this. Brilliant! No idea whether Lhall has the same reputation as decades ago. It may have turned into a fragrant dormitory town for Glasgow!

    • @jimjamthebananaman1
      @jimjamthebananaman1 Před rokem

      @@strutherhill it’s still rough as a badgers arse. Still full of rangers bigotry

    • @strutherhill
      @strutherhill Před rokem

      @@jimjamthebananaman1 Thanks for the update. Glad to see they're not allowing the old ways to die out! Even gladder that my family moved away, thoughtfully taking me with them, before I reached my teens.

  • @hiramabiff225
    @hiramabiff225 Před rokem +1

    "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more" 🤣

  • @m.t123alright6
    @m.t123alright6 Před 6 lety +45

    Part three plz

  • @fattheocomedy8194
    @fattheocomedy8194 Před 5 lety +3

    My hero

  • @robertmcgarr439
    @robertmcgarr439 Před 5 lety +10

    ruthless!!! but so funny if you're not at the end of his razor sharp humour.

  • @Disney50Girl
    @Disney50Girl Před 6 lety +28

    the woman at 3:19 i’m in love 😍

  • @lfcwilli
    @lfcwilli Před 2 lety +5

    I notice there are some inconsistencies with how you designed your face, is the greatest put down ever imo

  • @orfeofarina2723
    @orfeofarina2723 Před 5 lety +13

    5:09 most diabolic laugh ever hahahahaha

  • @nezbit8989
    @nezbit8989 Před 4 lety +4

    Sharp as a razor! 👌

  • @thundercronjr
    @thundercronjr Před 5 lety +13

    5:39 Best part.

  • @Scitch-et4vk
    @Scitch-et4vk Před 3 lety +1

    Genius

  • @dominicjohnson8427
    @dominicjohnson8427 Před 2 lety +2

    I really wish frankie would tour again

  • @MauriceTarantulas
    @MauriceTarantulas Před 3 lety +4

    Ta for this👍

  • @christophersturgess4064

    Great 👍🏻 😂

  • @femcelgirlfren
    @femcelgirlfren Před 5 lety +10

    you ever tried to sell a dog a lamp

  • @mcdonaldthyrniang4300
    @mcdonaldthyrniang4300 Před 5 lety +45

    In an event of fire you'll all end up better looking

  • @azynkron
    @azynkron Před rokem +1

    "..or I will drive you into the ground like a fucking tent peg!" in Scottish is so brutal.

  • @jamesgoodhew221
    @jamesgoodhew221 Před rokem +2

    Nobody is safe… once I somehow got called out by frankie for eating galaxy minstrels 😆

  • @GD-qu9hr
    @GD-qu9hr Před 5 lety +2

    Frankie Boyle mind is fucking awsome

  • @marcelo06
    @marcelo06 Před 4 lety +6

    That cricket one was brilliant

  • @charliemedia5111
    @charliemedia5111 Před 5 lety +10

    Love Frankie Boyle As He Tells You How It Is & Fuckin Good 100% ...Priceless...Mint Upload...Ta

  • @India.H
    @India.H Před rokem +1

    "pebble dashed vajazzle" is what killed me.

  • @traviescratchcards5875
    @traviescratchcards5875 Před 6 lety +17

    Fuckin love this man.

  • @contemplating1015
    @contemplating1015 Před 5 lety +1

    Hero

  • @leelaird1544
    @leelaird1544 Před 4 lety +1

    I was crying

    • @andym28
      @andym28 Před 2 lety +1

      Because you look like Buster Bloodvessle?

  • @strutherhill
    @strutherhill Před 2 lety +1

    Silkyskills85 Thanks for pinning this. I tried to change 'John Lewis' to 'department store', and hope I haven't screwed it up. Digital technology and I have been in a mutually abusive relationship for 30 years+

  • @patrickdonnelly1149
    @patrickdonnelly1149 Před 2 lety

    Aye your bang on bumper

  • @ado75
    @ado75 Před 4 lety +12

    In Scotland cricket is practised as a homosexual martial arts...

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Před 3 lety +4

    5:30 the guy sitting next to her is dutifully keeping his eyes down, lest he he become the next target.

  • @threethrushes
    @threethrushes Před 4 lety +3

    Boyle gets better as he gets older.

  • @patrickryan7385
    @patrickryan7385 Před 2 lety +1

    I want to go and see him and sit at the front hoping he picks on me. He is brilliant.

  • @Konnecta-kb9gg
    @Konnecta-kb9gg Před 5 lety

    I'll drive you into the ground like a fuckin tent peg 😂 this guy.

  • @joshimitsu96
    @joshimitsu96 Před rokem

    The guy you used to go out with 🤣🤣

  • @tellitlikeitis4740
    @tellitlikeitis4740 Před 2 lety

    It's like trying to defend yourself against a great white shark....its futile...🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈

  • @aaronjames2376
    @aaronjames2376 Před 2 lety +1

    5:25 she began to break frankie boyle😂😂

  • @jamespeacock5917
    @jamespeacock5917 Před 2 lety

    Thunder

  • @tovemaersk
    @tovemaersk Před 4 lety +15

    The blond next to miss coal eyeliner is hot.

    • @ashb4541
      @ashb4541 Před 4 lety

      Miss coal eyeliner is quite cute too. I don't mind a BBW myself. 😋

  • @benkata
    @benkata Před 2 lety +1

    3:28 lolz

  • @lfcwilli
    @lfcwilli Před 2 lety +2

    The balls of the bloke at the start, lol I’ll drive you into the ground like a tent peg is a bit rough though

  • @alexw9020
    @alexw9020 Před 5 lety +6

    part 3

  • @steveymoon
    @steveymoon Před rokem

    Does anyone know what Frankie says at 04:08? "I'm not saying you look like a [what]"?

  • @beigne70
    @beigne70 Před rokem +1

    The guy who says he wants to be a comedian looks a lot like a young Kevin Bridges.

    • @LWaddi
      @LWaddi Před rokem

      I thought that too

  • @NaturalReactions
    @NaturalReactions Před 3 lety

    About to put out a reaction to the clips from Part 1. This is my very first time hearing of him and seeing him! lol Stop by and check it out! :) Thanks!

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 Před 6 lety +3

    Frankie is savage as fuck 😂

  • @dermotosullivan3065
    @dermotosullivan3065 Před 2 lety +6

    I love seeing him humiliate all his fans. There is a certain justice to that.

  • @toomuchinformationforu9919
    @toomuchinformationforu9919 Před 6 lety +38

    I think a lot of these people are planted in the audience to feed the questions if not then this guy is the fastest thinker on the planet ,either way very entertaining

    • @spinnact
      @spinnact Před 6 lety +69

      They're not plants, but he'll have thousands of these jokes lined up in his head. He's a professional comedian as well to be fair, so the quick wit bit isn't really a surprise.

    • @SideComment24
      @SideComment24 Před 6 lety +17

      Planted or not, its fucking hilarious.

    • @SideComment24
      @SideComment24 Před 6 lety +1

      TheBloodypimp lol

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp Před 6 lety +4

      Shan Vanzyme juat showing him you don't even need to be a comic to fucking insult someone in a funny way for others. Especially since some people make if so fucking easy. ^_^

    • @toomuchinformationforu9919
      @toomuchinformationforu9919 Před 6 lety +3

      you mean the gang rape thing is funny ? dont think Frankie will be hiring you anytime soon.

  • @RF-zy2xu
    @RF-zy2xu Před 6 lety +10

    4:57 damn

  • @standel178
    @standel178 Před 5 lety +12

    The bbw at 04:12 is stunning....

  • @crooke80
    @crooke80 Před 2 lety

    Savage 🤣❤️ I fkn love u

  • @johnmccabe1974
    @johnmccabe1974 Před 4 lety +10

    Hold on, wait a minute! I think maybe he ..... kinda complimented an audience (they didn't look like Jim Henson's workshop). It makes me feel uncomfortable.

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 Před 2 lety +1

    Brutal....lol

  • @trunker007
    @trunker007 Před 5 lety +8

    Homosexual martial arts

  • @RHINOWINOLUNATIC
    @RHINOWINOLUNATIC Před 2 lety +1

    4.25 not a bad way to go...

  • @jamiew1664
    @jamiew1664 Před 4 lety +1

    I def think men are much more comfortable taking a roast from him than the women

  • @johnny5805
    @johnny5805 Před 4 lety +5

    He's going to snap and kill someone from the stage one day.

  • @aeris2001
    @aeris2001 Před 2 lety

    That BBW is so THICC

  • @bonebreaker9103
    @bonebreaker9103 Před rokem

    6:45

  • @mrwheels1
    @mrwheels1 Před rokem

    Have to be a certain level of a problem talk to you soon

  • @Morrisseyyy
    @Morrisseyyy Před 4 lety +1

    I was sat creasing when he called the boy a ghoul hahahahah fuck me

  • @cliffy827
    @cliffy827 Před 3 lety

    He sounds like Scrooge McDuck.

  • @spyridonkaprinis
    @spyridonkaprinis Před 5 lety +1

    3:30

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 Před 5 lety +1

    Necton points

  • @remainersareretards2203
    @remainersareretards2203 Před 5 lety +1

    "Just because Scotland are shit at cricket". *Looks at last ODI game...* "oh bollocks what has the world come to!"

  • @garethboyd8580
    @garethboyd8580 Před 3 lety +1

    Is the wee man who wants to be a stand up comedian Kevin Bridges??

    • @andym28
      @andym28 Před 2 lety

      You look like that kid from American Dad.

  • @sheldon19872011
    @sheldon19872011 Před 4 lety

    It so so out of context

  • @phantelm5601
    @phantelm5601 Před rokem

    homosexual martial art 😂😂😂🤣🤣