I love how whenever a woman walks in you just notice Patrice go silent, start absorbing, waiting for the moment where he can go "Well see, here's the way I look at it... You got some goofy ass hoes---"
"Goofy" has been my favorite word this past month after listening to a bunch of Patrice material. A lot of shit they do is straight goofy and they never get called on it lol
Renaldo Johnson I hear ya, after watching all the Tough Crowd I shut down almost everyone I saw last night. 'Dummy', 'stupid', 'goofy', 'so-and-so look-alike'.
Feminine illogic is rarely called out. It's "rude" and sometimes "mean" to do so. Patrice pulls it off so smooth because his righteous understanding AND charm overloads the female, and by extension, white knight gatekept sense of "truth". His genius is how he's figured out to beat them at their own game to establish righteous masculine truth over female illogic.
@Paul Clapton lol, or a doctor who does charity work, but still has all the time for her. Its like they expect men to put more hours in the day. Or a girl who wants a manly man who is sensitive. They say that because they dont know what they want.
@@LivingBGLegend nothing. Because once you go into that industry it’s all over. That’s why these onlyfans girls are in for a huge shock in about 10 years. Lol
He was the best. These girls were so exposed by his honesty. You add the fact that the girls knew he was right, it was like they were in an episode of the twilight zone.
HOW THE FUCK can Patrice have such a clear view on all shit regarding the interactions between men and women of all types is beyond me, god bless him. What a motherfucking G.
He went through hell to get where he got. Usually great men have gone through pain, regret, tragedy, etc and overcame it with whatever they had in them
They are not that hard to understand Their physical appearance and what they represent( gatekeeprs of sex and children) Throw the understanding out Once you get past that You realise Most of them runs on emotion They have deep imsecutities they expect you to have the same empathy as them. And because they have always been weaker than half the population Minds games are ingrained in their interaction
this dude can not take yes for an answer. jesus christ that was hard to listen to. guy:Do you want to go out? girl: yes guy:really? im not joking girl: yes seriously guy: to get this clear me and you are going out girl:Yes guy: really? are you sure your not lying girl: no guy: so we're going out? girl: yes this goes on for a while. thank god Patrice called him out on it
The first caller is spot on. Many chicks make you think they want to have sex with normal guys but they really don’t. Don’t let them convince you otherwise
Ner Ner I’m just surprised she hasn’t went to the darkside since she overstayed her projected dick deployment...lol. But I bet she’ll go there once she enters that “Milf” category. Smdh.
@@user-to9lk8ix6h Patrice didn't get a salary. I don't even think that he was paid. Or not that much at least. He was paid in "exposure" for his stand up shows.
Holy shit I just realized that Patrice was gaming her the whole time. He is truly a jedi master. Took her from "I hate black guys" to totally riled up and wet for Patrice over the course of one conversation. R.I.P. You beautiful Fat Black Yoda
Bc they're terrible at interviewing. They have her in the studio and are asking screaming questions and answering them while she sits and listens to them quietly. They always did that.
29:15 Genius caller. It's not just working girls like strippers, escorts, bartenders and waitresses that do this. Even though Patrice contradicted the caller's point with a prophetic word, as she did go on to not just fuck a "pathetic guy", but long term date Brian Freaking Redban. However, the caller's point, that hot girls like this one learn at a very early age it's far more beneficial to pretend like most of her acquaintances have an actual chance to fuck. This creates the pack of beta male orbiters that you find circling most insanely hot girls. Their enterage of male "friends" that she actually believes have any interest in her on any level other than the possibility of one day getting the green light. I've been lucky enough to outkick my coverage a few times and date a couple girls way out of my league. It took me a while to learn what was going on. If this were just one of them, I would say it was an isolated incident. It borders on what psychologists refer to when they talk about how people with narcissistic personality disorder use others as a power source to charge their ego, and see the individual as nothing more than that. As soon as the ass licking stops, they're cut off. Whereas is if they were ever actually a potential sexual partner as the girl so subtely implied over countless micro flirtations, then the guy standing up for himself would turn her on. Not the case at all with this type of dynamic. Dudes are fucking dumb and need to wake up. Just because a hot girl is nice to you, even flirts with you occasionally, means nothing. If you've been invited anywhere by her to hang out with her and the dude she is currently having sex with is there, you're a fuckboy.
Very true. One Christmas I was dating 3 guys and I invited all of them to my parents party. I wanted to see who they liked better and how they would react. One of them was like this is bullshit and left. Long story short, I ended up marrying him and we're 15 years in. Don't let us play you lol! Stand up for yourselves, it's sexy.
Maybe in this instance, but there were times. I just watched a clip on youtube and the entire comment section was saying "Normally I'd rip on Opie, but he wasn't bad here. He actually somehow made some funny jokes". Opie had his place. He wasn't the funny one, but every show needs a hole right?
Lainie Speiser well yes, that's more what i meant. you being that woman's "matriarch" didn't stop you from laughing at a joke at her expense, even if she didn't get it(and her not getting it made it funnier). you weren't just laughing at the brutalness of it.
"I started saying hair was coming back years ago" Yes. It's a legit prediction when something that has been around before, you predict will eventually be around again. Nostra fucking domas.
Patrice: "They get involved with normal guys to prove they are not the pieces of sh#t everybody thinks they are." Taylor Vixen: "Oh, yeaahhh." LOL He read her like a book because that's exactly what she did.
Anyone else feel like they've been Mike Birbiglia at 39:12 their entire lives. Seemed like after that he got real quiet. That's the exact sort of thing I'd be curious about, which would actually explain a lot. And now I feel sick. Lovely.
"I plan to shoot for 2 more years then ill transition into another part of the industry. I have ideas" "Oh yeah? Like what?" "Youll see" 😂😂😂 classic line meaning im actually just bullshitting and cant admit it
One of the cruelest things to ever happen to comedy is Patrice dying before the #metoo movement.
Patrice would have defended Louis.
he would've seen through that shit in a second, and tore it apart
I sooooo wanted to see him stick up for LCK
Jekyll Hyde ehhh that would be true if he didn’t die from a stroke and Farley from a od
HAHAHA swerved all those hoes.
"She wants a guy who is pathetic" Patrice called it lol she ended up dating redban
Are you serious? Ugh. Patrice also called it on the 30 year thing. She retired when she was 29.
warren harper Hahaha!
warren harper I love redban but i fucking cried at that lol
I got love for redban also but it was to obvious not to point out
Jesus man, perfect comment. hahahahaha
"They start at the top, and then fall."
Brilliance again from Patrice O'neal.
The glorious downfall of every young goofy broad
I love how Patrice flips between hating her to liking her, and then back to being annoyed.
*Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
That's how us dudes are with these holes. They're not always likable.
Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾
I love how whenever a woman walks in you just notice Patrice go silent, start absorbing, waiting for the moment where he can go "Well see, here's the way I look at it... You got some goofy ass hoes---"
"Goofy" has been my favorite word this past month after listening to a bunch of Patrice material. A lot of shit they do is straight goofy and they never get called on it lol
Renaldo Johnson I hear ya, after watching all the Tough Crowd I shut down almost everyone I saw last night. 'Dummy', 'stupid', 'goofy', 'so-and-so look-alike'.
Elijah Solomon its so beautiful.
I was looking for this comment
incel energy from Patrice, why hate women
How could anyone not call her out for saying she wants a man that is "weird" and "normal" IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
Cause they were warming this dumb broad up so she could show her cooter
Tits.
Feminine illogic is rarely called out. It's "rude" and sometimes "mean" to do so. Patrice pulls it off so smooth because his righteous understanding AND charm overloads the female, and by extension, white knight gatekept sense of "truth".
His genius is how he's figured out to beat them at their own game to establish righteous masculine truth over female illogic.
tall short, funny serious, rich middleclass, buff but not too buff, great personality, but also rich
@Paul Clapton lol, or a doctor who does charity work, but still has all the time for her. Its like they expect men to put more hours in the day. Or a girl who wants a manly man who is sensitive. They say that because they dont know what they want.
12 years since this interview, she's still shooting.
2 years later. She done
Patrice was an absolute wizard of this world and carried O&A shows whenever he was in.
Except for the one time
Jay Mohrs was in the room.
Never ever saw Patrice actually
in awe of another comic.
Doo Doo Pampers Jay Mohrs!
@@mistermusturd6402 "Jay morhs my uncle!.... it dont gotta make sense it dont gotta"
I'm not really sure what that means. Funny as hell, but he's really dumb.
She's now 34, of course still in the biz... and indeed shooting for her own channel and others. Nailed it.
Haha, yup. Hilarious
Bet 4 years later she STILL in the biz 😭🤣
@@CarlosGarcia-nt4wf lmao just looked her up. She’s still doing it.
@@Tyler_Owen23what else does she have?!
@@LivingBGLegend nothing. Because once you go into that industry it’s all over. That’s why these onlyfans girls are in for a huge shock in about 10 years. Lol
“Besides twat related-what else can she do?”
RIP Patrice
Excellent wording by patrice!
You bring the poster, I bring THA REST. Patrice saying what everyone else is thinking but are too scared to say.
He was the best. These girls were so exposed by his honesty. You add the fact that the girls knew he was right, it was like they were in an episode of the twilight zone.
Exposed by the porn industry. Thee audacity!!!
18:13”she’s not fond of black guys?”
Anthony “ now I am in love!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HOW THE FUCK can Patrice have such a clear view on all shit regarding the interactions between men and women of all types is beyond me, god bless him. What a motherfucking G.
VoladorTraceur he took the red pill
He went through hell to get where he got. Usually great men have gone through pain, regret, tragedy, etc and overcame it with whatever they had in them
They are not that hard to understand
Their physical appearance and what they represent( gatekeeprs of sex and children)
Throw the understanding out
Once you get past that
You realise
Most of them runs on emotion
They have deep imsecutities
they expect you to have the same empathy as them.
And because they have always been weaker than half the population
Minds games are ingrained in their interaction
yo. It's been 7 years.... Patrice was right. Patrice was ALWAYS right.
🤣🤣
“Rejection deflection” f**king poetry right there son!
Why did we have to lose Patrice so soon???????
God damn we need him so bad right now.
Oh Patrice you were taken way to soon! One funny Cat!!
8 years later and still in the business.
i love patrice vs porn stars, he doesnt fucking grovel, he verbally tears them apart
@Harold Paulle You geussed wrong.
Have you ever told a fine ass hoe to fxck off? It's empowering.
'...and I bring the rest!' RIP Patrice.
Patrice..may be one of the realist men to ever live
this dude can not take yes for an answer. jesus christ that was hard to listen to.
guy:Do you want to go out?
girl: yes
guy:really? im not joking
girl: yes seriously
guy: to get this clear me and you are going out
girl:Yes
guy: really? are you sure your not lying
girl: no
guy: so we're going out?
girl: yes
this goes on for a while. thank god Patrice called him out on it
He married his brother's leftovers. He's got no game
The first caller is spot on. Many chicks make you think they want to have sex with normal guys but they really don’t. Don’t let them convince you otherwise
Starts at 8:11 (where Patrice roasts the whole situation)
U da mann 👍🏾👍🏾
Savior
MVP
You sir are an inspiration!!
Can I get a glass of give a fuck!!??
A lot of people may think that Patrice embarrassed Mike about his wife situation. But in reality, Mike embarrassed himself.
I agree 👍💯
Haha, they're constantly calling her out.
Absolute classic Patrice, what a legend!
“Bluh b!tch, look at you now b!tch” 😂😂😂😂 Gotta love Patrice 😂😂😂
"can you give me another glass of give a fuck." bahaha
I miss Patrice
The entire System! long live the Patrice
I thought he was going to say, “I bring the ruckus.” 😂
Hail to the King 👑 Patrice O'Neal. #RIP
My God, its such a shame Patrice's legacy has alot of opie contaminating it.
opie is cringe inducing
Everytime
co122189 u doin too much
I just checked her IMDb - 5 and a HALF year slater - still in the business, still shooting.
Ner Ner I’m just surprised she hasn’t went to the darkside since she overstayed her projected dick deployment...lol. But I bet she’ll go there once she enters that “Milf” category. Smdh.
Opie cashed checks that Jim deserved for years
Yep
Patrice and Opie should’ve had their salaries swapped.
@@user-to9lk8ix6h
Patrice didn't get a salary. I don't even think that he was paid. Or not that much at least. He was paid in "exposure" for his stand up shows.
Mike Birbiglia's head bothers me
***** He does comedy?
cooliovasquez No, he tells stories about sleepwalking that are boring and mostly made up.
Na bud, Birbiglia has ALWAYS been shiiiite! Plus he's just so cringeworthy, his face is too punchable.
He has one of them jay mohr heads. It's unsettling.
Definitely needs a cap or a Bret Michaels headband. Jay Mohr too.
Holy shit I just realized that Patrice was gaming her the whole time. He is truly a jedi master. Took her from "I hate black guys" to totally riled up and wet for Patrice over the course of one conversation. R.I.P. You beautiful Fat Black Yoda
Miss you Patrice.
Mike Birbiligia and Opie shouldn't be anywhere near a girl like Taylor Vixen.
Oh mannnn...Patrice was The Man. Incredible powers of deduction, the urban Sherlock Holmes.
This chick had a pretty badass personality. Even Patrice was truly impressed.
More like bad and ass.
She was still doing films in 2020
Where can i find those..?
She answers questions with “me?” Lmao reminds me of Beetlejuice’s “ who, me?”
I noticed the first time she said it, it’s how she tries to seem modest.
Lmao
Bc they're terrible at interviewing. They have her in the studio and are asking screaming questions and answering them while she sits and listens to them quietly. They always did that.
@@Dsmurf2201The questions were fine.
shes smuggling a chia-pet...
3:19 "looks like raw chicken thighs"
It took me a sec to understand what they were saying until patrice straight up said it lol
29:15 Genius caller. It's not just working girls like strippers, escorts, bartenders and waitresses that do this. Even though Patrice contradicted the caller's point with a prophetic word, as she did go on to not just fuck a "pathetic guy", but long term date Brian Freaking Redban. However, the caller's point, that hot girls like this one learn at a very early age it's far more beneficial to pretend like most of her acquaintances have an actual chance to fuck. This creates the pack of beta male orbiters that you find circling most insanely hot girls. Their enterage of male "friends" that she actually believes have any interest in her on any level other than the possibility of one day getting the green light. I've been lucky enough to outkick my coverage a few times and date a couple girls way out of my league.
It took me a while to learn what was going on. If this were just one of them, I would say it was an isolated incident.
It borders on what psychologists refer to when they talk about how people with narcissistic personality disorder use others as a power source to charge their ego, and see the individual as nothing more than that. As soon as the ass licking stops, they're cut off. Whereas is if they were ever actually a potential sexual partner as the girl so subtely implied over countless micro flirtations, then the guy standing up for himself would turn her on. Not the case at all with this type of dynamic.
Dudes are fucking dumb and need to wake up. Just because a hot girl is nice to you, even flirts with you occasionally, means nothing.
If you've been invited anywhere by her to hang out with her and the dude she is currently having sex with is there, you're a fuckboy.
Very true. One Christmas I was dating 3 guys and I invited all of them to my parents party. I wanted to see who they liked better and how they would react. One of them was like this is bullshit and left. Long story short, I ended up marrying him and we're 15 years in. Don't let us play you lol! Stand up for yourselves, it's sexy.
@G.I. Jew - American Hebrew how is he wrong? seen this myself many times. you sound mad.
@@BettyWhite2171 You were dating 3 dudes and brought them all to Christmas. Wtf I vslm absolute.bs.
Bumbling Birbiglia.
He really is a bungler
@@codiefitz3876 I read that in Lil Yimmy’s voice lolol
Bumbling birbiglia babbles and baffles the boys with blundering blither.
Burbumblia
This thumbnail is wild
i love patrice
Weird cool and normal?
Generic pretty girl shit 🙄
Bird babble
This clip has more HOLD ON HOLD ON per minute than I've heard out of any of the others
Why do they need a sheet to read from? They’ve got Patrice
Does anybody else feel a visceral hated for Opie ?
Opie Literally bring nothing to any show. Should of been Anthony and jimmy show.
Maybe in this instance, but there were times. I just watched a clip on youtube and the entire comment section was saying "Normally I'd rip on Opie, but he wasn't bad here. He actually somehow made some funny jokes". Opie had his place. He wasn't the funny one, but every show needs a hole right?
teamhex 20 years of radio and you’ve got one instance where Opie was decent? Right on, Brotherman
@@teamhex ok
@@jaysenjudd1121 II don't agree with the guy but could you at least add more than 1 word to your comment before posting it?
I agree. He's so cringy and I'm amazed Anthony didn't rag on him when he interupts with nothing or goes to the phones
“What’s criteria” Um my criteria is knowing what criteria means🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Patrice the king!
Didn't Anthony actually put Taylor in the end?
I remember Bonnie blurted that out; as well as Jimmy was with Chelsea Peretti.
Oh man. Patrice is the fuckin man.
“Let’s say your at CHEE-POOTLE”
Bruh 💀
Patrice gets taken from us but OPIE is still here.
FUCK THIS WORLD
Ant is pretty insufferable too 🤷♂️
The good die young
2:45 Oh man, Opie is so edgy! Whoa! Wow, that's so cool! I am impressed. What a stud.
That old gag
“She doesnt date black guys cuz they come up to her everyday like sup shawty”
“Black guys dont approach me.”
Man get tf hell out of here I never in my life said sup shawty to a girl lol that’s some shit u would say
Anthony was busy falling in love at this point
@@CRiiPFACE1100 thank you lol niggas don’t talk to women like that 😂
Opie is such a dope.. It's painful listening to him...
Nir Zion Pengas it usually is
Totally agree he desperate. Do a solo . Patrice get her to do a solo . Dopey
Jason Elliott has o
Patrice was the shit!
Can any1 else picture this dudes head just nodding up and down when he was like "yeah ok! 😁" 39:47
34:00 I love it
laney is great, just laughing off in the background for no reason because she's the only one of those people who "understands"
qubeh Why thank you!
qubeh Mmmmm no. I'm laughing because Patrice is just fucking funny. If he was just mean I wouldn't laugh. That's what comedy is.
Lainie Speiser well yes, that's more what i meant. you being that woman's "matriarch" didn't stop you from laughing at a joke at her expense, even if she didn't get it(and her not getting it made it funnier). you weren't just laughing at the brutalness of it.
qubeh Exactly! Boy I miss Patrice when he pointed out to the pimple on her ass, hilarious stuff.
qubeh damn lol wasn’t expecting her to reply huh?
8:00
Patrice is a god.
"I started saying hair was coming back years ago" Yes. It's a legit prediction when something that has been around before, you predict will eventually be around again. Nostra fucking domas.
That’s why we love him xD
can someone acknowledge Ants groveling? He's too rich to see she'd have nothing to do with her?
He fucked her
Puzzled me too! Quite beta behavior.
@@codycook29 did he tho
Ants a simp. He's always like that.
I'm not gonna lie, I jo'd to this chick in my youth so goddamn much
Man she's the hottest girl they had on
Like always Opie adds nothing
Smooth
34:45 one of my favourite Patrice moments… did you know…
Ohh how I enjoy Patrice…
38:23 Holy shit that is perfect!
is mike ok? he sounds anemic.
Love Taylor
Exactly she looks like the friendly neighbourhood girl same shit i was thinking patrice
Patrice: "They get involved with normal guys to prove they are not the pieces of sh#t everybody thinks they are."
Taylor Vixen: "Oh, yeaahhh." LOL He read her like a book because that's exactly what she did.
Mike needs to leave the studio
whats the name of the song at the beginning?
2 years late for the answer but it was Draw the Line by Aerosmith.
Dam I don't usually envy Anthony but when I do it's when I look at Taylor vixen and know that Anthony hit it. She's fine
32:49 godamn You are sorely missed Mr. O'Neal
2:40 can somebody go back in time and silence Opie?
Mr P is my fucking hero.
Who on here is looking up these girls to see if they did the dirty?
Don’t try N africanise this beautiful southern bell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She retired in July of 2013 and this was in April 2010 so she did retire in 3 years.
25:24...
Cheap-Pot-Lay!
Raw chicken thighs 😂
Anyone else feel like they've been Mike Birbiglia at 39:12 their entire lives. Seemed like after that he got real quiet. That's the exact sort of thing I'd be curious about, which would actually explain a lot. And now I feel sick. Lovely.
"I plan to shoot for 2 more years then ill transition into another part of the industry. I have ideas"
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"Youll see" 😂😂😂 classic line meaning im actually just bullshitting and cant admit it
1:09:56 Somebody play this back for Opie. He seems to recall differently lol.
Oof