Here are some lines: 13:03- Ben: “ aww come on, I can just picture it! So, I’ll turn off all the bedroom lights...” Me: “ oh god...” Ben: *laughs* Shh! Just listen... so, I’ll turn off all the bedroom lights, crawl into bed, straddle you, in the heat of moment, as you hold your breath. Waiting on that first kiss.. *almost whispers* I lean in. And I whisper in your ear, I am Batman.” Me: “ Beeennnn! “ *laughs* Ben: *laughs* *sigh* *cough, cough* *sigh* “I’m glad to hear you laugh... I don’t like seeing you worried, or upset. *sighs then chuckles* I know, I know, I’m shameless when it comes to making you laugh.” Me: “ your not wearing a cape to bed are you?” Ben: *chuckles* “ Oh, don’t worry. I won’t come to bed in a cape. I won’t put you through that... *chuckles* However...If you want to come to bed as Cat Women...” Me: *hits ben* Ben: “aaahhh!” *chuckles* “ow!!” Me: “I’m not going to be a Cat Women!! You bully.” Ben: “Ahh, ok ok” *sighs* “Come on, let’s make some coffee, It’s already 4am. And I know neither of us are getting any sleep tonight.” *chuckles* “We can watch the sunrise. Like morning people.” Non lines: Me: “aren’t you a morning person though Ben?” Ben: *laughs* “ touché.”
Ben. Someone's in the house Me. Well sh- Ben. Shhhhhh Me. Ok... I can't with myself. It's 2:40 am Also I'm dead by your reaction to hearing the gun click.
Just imagine hearing something in the house break then you go downstairs for a gun to be pointed to your head being SCARED TO DEATH! Then hear “ITS JUST A PRANK BRO”
"We could watch the sunrise, like morning people" 😂 You'd think that as a chronic night owl I've never seen a sunrise. Well, I have plenty of times, that's how much of a night owl I am.
What you told the Bad guy reminded me the lines from Tim McGraw's - Don't Take The Girl. The lines where he's telling the guy he'd give up all his sentimental items to protect his girl. aww you'd give up stuff to protect us. awww sweet Batman Benny.
Still waiting for the friends to more to make its return (the one when they go to the concert and ding the listeners s/o is cheating), it was my favourite. This remake was excellent though!! 💕
I love it. But the original sounded more authentic imo. Like you could hear your fear more in the original. Still good work, though. Maybe you can redo that series with the footballer who gets into an accident on the feild? That one was my absolute fave.
Me watching Netflix in the bathroom while my husband risks his life trying to protect me from an armed home intruder: *MIND KEEPING IT DOWN DOWN THERE!?*
One of my favorites! And also why would you trust me to stay in the bathroom alone?!? 😂 Loved it Ben Edit: Today is April Fools and I dont think any of my virtual boyfriends have posted one about it lmao
If you look good on the Auto generated English subtitles it says "my father's gone quite as a church mouse" but I think everyone knows that's not what he said!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I remember when the whole thing was whispering 😂 Great job, either way! 😙 Edit: Or maybe it wasn't. I don't quite remember. Feel free to correct me 😅
I love this ben :). Could you do a roleplay where you are a helicopter flight medic and the girl/guy has been injured in a hiking accident and has to be flown out via being attached to the rescuer and flown out but the problem is the person is terrified of heights so you have to comfort them :)
Hey it's really awesome that you decided to make remakes on all those previous videos that we really loved and adored...but, the words and the way you say it... everything is different in the new ones...I really really miss the script and the way you said in the old audios tho:(...so if you don't mind..it would be great if you could keep both the old and new versions of your audios for us so we can listen and enjoy both
I found this one have whole package. Little action, a lot care and love and a dash of comedy. All in all I say a great video. Take a bow ben. I like the Batman comments.
I wish I could buy your merch it looks amazing but I can’t and I am very sad but keep up the great work and I am also now addicted and will be watching this almost 24/7 now so thx
When I was about 13 or 12, some junky broke into our old house. I tried to wake up my parents, but they wouldn’t budge. I did the one thing I could remember and called the cops. Then my dog saw what was happening and nearly bit the dude’s leg off 🤦♀️
"You're a girl, I'm supposed to protect you."
"Honey, I would wrestle a grizzly bear and win for you."
I'd fight a pack of wolves plus grizzlies
I would fight a pillow , I'm not that strong
YASSS YOU TELL HIM, GIRLS CAN FIGHT TOO ESPECIALLY MOTHER'S NOW MOM WILL FIGHT FOR THERE WHOLE FAMILY IF IT MEANS THEY DIE.
If I had to fight the devil for my man, I'd be coming at the devil Holy water, Christ sign, The Bible, I'd die for my man if does the same for me
@@artisitcweeniee3055 ofc I would fight for/with my man but expect him to protect me too
Ben:"I'm the only one here" "you break into OUR house "
Ben honey🤣🤣
IM NOT GOOD UNDER PRESSSSURE
@@aussiebenasmr sorry don't yell at meeee🥺🥺🥺 meanie!
Ben: 'its so dark. I cant see anything'
Me: * turns on lightswitch *
Problem solved mate 👍
Ben and the intruder: 👁️👄👁️
@@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 I HAVE FOUND YOU AGAIN
I WAS ARRON BURR LMAO
Here are some lines:
13:03- Ben: “ aww come on, I can just picture it! So, I’ll turn off all the bedroom lights...”
Me: “ oh god...”
Ben: *laughs* Shh! Just listen... so, I’ll turn off all the bedroom lights, crawl into bed, straddle you, in the heat of moment, as you hold your breath. Waiting on that first kiss.. *almost whispers* I lean in. And I whisper in your ear, I am Batman.”
Me: “ Beeennnn! “ *laughs*
Ben: *laughs* *sigh* *cough, cough* *sigh* “I’m glad to hear you laugh... I don’t like seeing you worried, or upset. *sighs then chuckles* I know, I know, I’m shameless when it comes to making you laugh.”
Me: “ your not wearing a cape to bed are you?”
Ben: *chuckles* “ Oh, don’t worry. I won’t come to bed in a cape. I won’t put you through that... *chuckles* However...If you want to come to bed as Cat Women...”
Me: *hits ben*
Ben: “aaahhh!” *chuckles* “ow!!”
Me: “I’m not going to be a Cat Women!! You bully.”
Ben: “Ahh, ok ok” *sighs* “Come on, let’s make some coffee, It’s already 4am. And I know neither of us are getting any sleep tonight.” *chuckles* “We can watch the sunrise. Like morning people.”
Non lines:
Me: “aren’t you a morning person though Ben?”
Ben: *laughs* “ touché.”
Yes!!😄❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Ben. Someone's in the house
Me. Well sh-
Ben. Shhhhhh
Me. Ok...
I can't with myself. It's 2:40 am
Also I'm dead by your reaction to hearing the gun click.
Pun intended?
I thought the intruder is gonna say "Just a prank bro!"
It's a bro prank
Just imagine hearing something in the house break then you go downstairs for a gun to be pointed to your head being SCARED TO DEATH! Then hear “ITS JUST A PRANK BRO”
Plot twist: it’s Cardlin
@@allmight5254 all might?
@@MikoJ2708 toga?
"We could watch the sunrise, like morning people" 😂 You'd think that as a chronic night owl I've never seen a sunrise. Well, I have plenty of times, that's how much of a night owl I am.
😂 same bruh!!!
@@Empress_Fork 😂😂
Exactly! 🤣
We just be waiting for it to rise and time it and give it a curfew
Same here
Nobody: Them fighting: *Aggressive grizzly bear noises*
I love how Ben says “it’s just me here.” Then says “get out of OUR house.” Lol
Hehehe
@@aussiebenasmr omg hey lol I hope your having a good day!
@@aussiebenasmr BIG MISTAKE "well be right back with yall" *play* *up toon music*
BATMAN QUOTING LIAM NEESON HAS RETURNED.
I’m sorry but I can’t with the fighting noises 😂😂😂👏👏
SAME THO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just die of laughter trying to figure out what is happening!!!!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Samee 😂😂
omg ur user
" I'm not batman , I was shaking like a leaf "
Well your my batman
Allways will 💛
B- "You're my girl, I'm supposed to protect you."
Me- *Agressively Sings Help The Bear By Mystikal*
"I could straddle u, lean in, and say "I'm batman." " Omg I freaking lost it at that minute!! Ben you are a nut!!
hears gun
me: HeLp Im UnDeR aTtAcK bY a LeSbIaN
PFFF
🤣....😐....😂🤣
BAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHA HELP MEEE
@@gator5353 hey Bakugou r u and deku getting along lol
When the fighting first starts all I can think of is the freaking Sims -- When two sims fight oml. Great video!!
*Ben goes to attack the intruder*
CZcams: Nope here’s an ad about a community college near you.
*sees favorite artist posts youtube video* :DD
*remembers the date, gets suspicious* -_- hmmm...
You can't kill batman but I felt a little scared. Still love your audios Ben ,also I'm almost finished rewriting the script i done for you
What you told the Bad guy reminded me the lines from Tim McGraw's - Don't Take The Girl. The lines where he's telling the guy he'd give up all his sentimental items to protect his girl. aww you'd give up stuff to protect us. awww sweet Batman Benny.
“3... 2... 1... HEEUARGG- I tried *everything* to get clear skin” I love ads sometimes
Bahahaha
“I am Batman”
God I laffed so hard 2 this
You're not just supposed to protect us! We're supposed to protect each other Ben!
The breaking of the glass always scares me
Ben... please tell me you broke his nose, or at least broke one of his bones...
Scarlet Cosplays Oh yeah I busted him up good
@@aussiebenasmr 🤣
Yea, he definitely stole his kneecaps
@@arrow1608 steel those kneecaps gurl/boy 😈🔪
Aussie Ben ASMR 😂 good to hear that!
Ben: "What was that?"
My dumbass: "The wind."
Ben, bud i love you. But you need to stop posting right when im half dead 😂
Hly crdns Bahahaha sorry
@@aussiebenasmr 😂
@@aussiebenasmr 🤣
I was about to sleep, then I saw this notification. It’s too late for him to be robbing us.
Poor Ben. 😢😢😢
I'm from a firefighter family, so he would be meeting a pissed off person with a fire axe. Not afraid to hit that dude into the ground with it.
“I’m Batman” 🤫
a commercial came on when he was yelling and it stopped him mid yell and i started laughing my ass off
Ben: no its good your a fine nurse
Me: I'm blushing but I want to punch you right now
I’m early!! So is the intruder like bro it’s too early to rob us
Him: “u hear that”
Me:*runs down stairs* YALL GOT GUNS?
that’s funny
I’d have a wooden crossbow in hand, war paint on my face, screaming musical songs
*casualy gets shot*
Still waiting for the friends to more to make its return (the one when they go to the concert and ding the listeners s/o is cheating), it was my favourite. This remake was excellent though!! 💕
I love it how Ben comforts us like we were the ones who where held at gun point 💖
Lol the end how perfect is this???!!!!!!! Y'all.
My anxiety was just crying the hole time , now I have to double check all the windows and doors.... 😔
I love how positive you were throughout this whole audio. This was really cute 💖💖💖
I love it. But the original sounded more authentic imo. Like you could hear your fear more in the original.
Still good work, though.
Maybe you can redo that series with the footballer who gets into an accident on the feild? That one was my absolute fave.
Me watching Netflix in the bathroom while my husband risks his life trying to protect me from an armed home intruder: *MIND KEEPING IT DOWN DOWN THERE!?*
One of my favorites! And also why would you trust me to stay in the bathroom alone?!?
😂 Loved it Ben
Edit: Today is April Fools and I dont think any of my virtual boyfriends have posted one about it lmao
Monday’s. Best days. Why? Because they’re Aussie Ben’s posting days!!!!
Yes I love it ben fighter part 3 please
Yes! We need a part 3 of the Fighter. I already made art for it.
Batman is back!!! Yeah!!!! I missed this one.
He stole the chicken nuggets... *sniff*
my video just went “ it’s now or never ben” attack ad, “ wanna keep robbers out of your house- “ XD
I DID THAT TOO-!!!
If you look good on the Auto generated English subtitles it says "my father's gone quite as a church mouse" but I think everyone knows that's not what he said!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea the subtitles don’t understand him at all haha
This is so sweet! I've fallen in love with your videos!
So cute!!! I love all your audios! They’re so good!! ♥️
“We can watch the sunrise like morning people”
That cracked me up cause I am a morning person XD
HOW DO U DO IT HOW R U A MORNING PERSON LIKE THE MORNING SUCKS TELL ME YOUR WAYS,
!Lol
@@highlanderwolf8483
Music mainly XD just get up and listen to my favorite songs
@@AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee Thank u for telling me
I was waiting for this one to make a come back and YASSS IT IS AMAZING
I got this baby!! I watch anime!!!
*ONE FOR ALL FULL COWLING 5%!!! DETROIT SMMMMAAAAAAAASSSSHHH*
Hell to the yeah.
Yasss
Ben I just went through a break up.....I needed this
watching this at 2am is scary omg
Omg I remember when the whole thing was whispering 😂
Great job, either way! 😙
Edit: Or maybe it wasn't. I don't quite remember. Feel free to correct me 😅
please tell me i’m not the only one who jumped after i got an ad at 3:08 😭🖐🏼
I love it. Great job Ben. Keep up the fantastic work. Much love ❤️
Omg- so much just happened inthe span of 4 minutes-👁👄👁👀 YO- I ALREADY LOVE THIS SO MUCH AND I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED WATCHING-
I literally was falling asleep but heard my notifications go off, saw this, and woke up😂😂
Im so amazed at the effort you put into you videos
Ben I love how u put yourself for others it's so sweet!! 😄😄btw your awesome!!
i imagine us jumping in the intruders back and getting flung
My favourite one!! ❤Thanks Ben! 👍
Ben I have had the worst day in school I. Keep getting picked on for singing. But when you posted I was like thank you so much
3:05 3..2…1-
*ITS THE BEST SANDWICH YOU’VE EVER HAD-*
*Mondays* are my favourite day of the week.
I love this ben :). Could you do a roleplay where you are a helicopter flight medic and the girl/guy has been injured in a hiking accident and has to be flown out via being attached to the rescuer and flown out but the problem is the person is terrified of heights so you have to comfort them :)
I remember this but not the title 😂
Very well made Ben❤️. Amazing as always. I really hope you don’t mind me asking but do you think you can make a video for migraines by any chance?
Amazing Ben I love it !!!☺❤❤❤❤ I hope you caught him
*clap*
Oh no. I just saw this on my recommended list, and I only have 5 min. left on my lunch break.😭
“3…2….1….. HAA-“
*cheeto add plays*
PLEASE- HAHAH
Hey it's really awesome that you decided to make remakes on all those previous videos that we really loved and adored...but, the words and the way you say it... everything is different in the new ones...I really really miss the script and the way you said in the old audios tho:(...so if you don't mind..it would be great if you could keep both the old and new versions of your audios for us so we can listen and enjoy both
Yayy I'm early! It's been months since I watch your vids. Also cool video ^°^ ❤✨❤✨
“If he was gonna walk up those stairs and find you…”
Me:Awh that’s so sad.
The ad coming right after: “WANNNA GAME LIKE A PRO?”
I love you ben. Love you’re videos.
I found this one have whole package. Little action, a lot care and love and a dash of comedy. All in all I say a great video. Take a bow ben. I like the Batman comments.
Not me laughing and crying when he whispers "I am bat man. "
Thankyou so much 💕 💕 💕
ITS BACK !!!!
Ben: Ok...it’s now or never...I’m gonna take him down...3...2...1!
*Ad pops up*
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?!
I miss the original version :"(
You’re my hero, love.❤️❤️❤️😘
I wish I could buy your merch it looks amazing but I can’t and I am very sad but keep up the great work and I am also now addicted and will be watching this almost 24/7 now so thx
As soon as you said one an ad came on and it scared the shit out of me because my volume was at 100 and I almost had a heart attack
YOUR SO GOOD
Tututututu *batben* ❤❤❤❤
I loved this and I’m your 200th comment
Video : *3, 2, 1...* "Yah!" - *Ad*
*Glass break *
Ben : what was that
Me how would i know u edited it
Ha! Touché.
it went from depressing to ben talking about bat man.
Omfg as soon as he was about to beat the living hid out of him an f-Ing AD pops up 🤯
EVERY TIME. DAMMIT CZcams
@@aussiebenasmr I know right !? 😩 it’s so frustrating man 😤 but he did beat the living hell out of him though 😂😂😂
@@Glitch-Jams DAMN RIGHT I DID
GET EM GET EM!😼
When I was about 13 or 12, some junky broke into our old house. I tried to wake up my parents, but they wouldn’t budge. I did the one thing I could remember and called the cops. Then my dog saw what was happening and nearly bit the dude’s leg off 🤦♀️
HA AHAHHAHAH I JUST GOT A AD THAT HAD SIRENS AHAHHAHAHAH and i wached all of the videos in one day 😅 i have a problem
Is it just me or did he sound a little too happy when he said "I jumped him" 🤣
Ben: 3...2...1-
Add: he-
Me:.....you son of a gun.....GIVE ME BACK BEN!!!!!
Is it bad that at 3:11 I’m thinking you guys are making a big mess that I am going to have to clean up?🤨