I agree. I'm a woman.. and I dnt think hitting on men is cute or funny and wldnt try it... unless I'm fighting for my life... I do think sometimes women can take that hitting on men too far... and I have sons
@@djp_films That is a generalization. Not all women view men that way or think that way either. Just like not all men view women as merely sex objects with little brains that are beneath them in stature and status.🤨
i think a slap across the face when its well deserved when he has done something despicable (like hit your kid for example) is okay to do, but still not smart cause it can obviously cause it escalate even more. 9 outta 10 times violence only causes more violence so as a woman i'm always aware that if i choose to hit a man there is a chance i'll get knocked out or even die so thats why I dont do it. but that doesn't mean they don't deserve to get hit sometimes...
She was bad ass, love David and Sneaker guy lol. I've tried to stop this huge guy from beating the shit out of his wife. The problem is that my son and I followed them home,because he was beating her ass the whole way. They were walking by my house, and they lived next street over. Once we got to their house, my son followed them up the driveway. Now he's on their property, and the guy has ever right to remove him how he sees fit. So I got him out of there. She's still with him, so I feel like an idiot for ever trying to help her.
When i was 15 i was walking to my friends house with a buddy of mine and someone ran up on my buddy and asked for his phone, i immediately pulled out my knife and tried to protect him but then the thief turned to the side and then i saw a machete that was perfectly hidden beside his thigh. We swung at each other a few times and ran away. Ill always defend people even though i didnt notice the machete xD
@@rigbone120 yah back then i didn't have many close friends because i moved around a lot so i think i reacted so fast because my friends were like family, sad part is i dont even talk to the guy anymore because i moved away but i did see him once in like 2019 and the guy turned into a crack dealer, i guess a lot changed for him after high school. However because of that incident i know im always and forever "protected" by him in that area.
It's probably more about the confrontation that occurred afterwards... just recently I was helping my grandmother with some personal things, and the guy assisting me was so rude, he told me he already spoke to her and then waved me away like I was a nuisance. I tried explaining the situation and that I was there to fix the issue, but he just said "why are you still here" and I lost it... I'm not proud about what I did, but the issue was resolved after some force was applied... sometimes ppl think they can talk to you any way they want, and they get away with it until they do it to the wrong person.
@@HasanPikerIsADouche bottom line is these guys brought machetes and it started with drinks. No matter what exchange of words happened afterwards doesn't justify trying to kill guy. And in your case, the view your telling is only yours. If you were offended by thd guy trying to help you, you could have talked to him to see what his problem was. You couldve probably asked help from someone else. If you assaulted a guy because he seemed rude to you, then that's uncalled for. There are several ways to help your grandma with resorting to violence. Again, I wasn't there.
I'm from Malaysia and it's kinda known that dudes with machetes are most probably gangsters. So any minor confrontation would piss them off like this, I mean that's just plain 101 gangster behaviour
Wonder if she might have known them and that is part of why she confronted them, and seem to be lecturing them on their atrocious behavior. And that was why they didn't attack her too.
David is out here carrying the entire episode so Joe just have to sit back and enjoy the show for most of the time. Normally Joe will step in when the flow of the show is slow and there isnt anyone really leading the show.
i never understood why woman will threaten men by saying theyll put their hands on them or even lay their hands on the man unless he swung first. the strength of a man vs a woman will have u fucked up no matter how tough the chick thinks she is. like why bother using your energy unless he moves first?
I agree with about the female mind thinking, they wont get me. In a similar situation, to get forklift training we had to watch what no to do. In a video a forklift driver tried to pick up a load that was too heavy, causing the forklift to lift up towards the fork on the front. And two workers nearby, the woman tried to grab the back end of it to pull it down. The driver quickly corrected dropping the pallet and let the fork drop not knowing she was behind grabbing on. Woman was flung under the forklift and yeah...All this happened in less than 3 seconds.
Maybe the vendor needs help. 😅 Short staff is a problem. Should have just jumped in and helped him make drinks. Then maybe they'll get their drinks for free.
Ngl while being kids though the fight is more fair i remember fighting boys all the time it was worth it though bc como chingan 👨🍳 y'all know how boys mess with girls so i fought a lot even in one instance i also drew blood fighting this kid who was big boned. fighting days over tho only self defense, but i believe in shanking and guns
That thing David mentioned w the old lady that had the knife in her back is definitely a possibility I only know cuz another instance of a lady surviving being mugged without knowing she was stabbed in the back of her neck. I’m not sure if she either didn’t notice the knife or didn’t notice the pain but either way it’s similar to what David described. I think her name I was Julia something and you can definitely go find a picture of that. Also don’t think this is David confusing the story I just mentioned with an old lady cuz if my memory serves correct, something like that happened but in 2000. I was born in 2002 so I literally can’t say shit rn
Lady gets stab in a mugging and continues with her chores shopping with a knife in her back. Can everyone applause a second for that and where is she from?
To David's point, it makes sense if you think about it... 2 big aspects that conditioned men into the idea that women were off limits, were that women are physically the weaker sex, and that they needed to be protected... modern feminism has now labeled those 2 things "toxic masculinity", so now we're seeing men with the idea of "equal rights, equal lefts."
@@Barely___Editing The only problem with that is if a woman lets loose on a man, he's going to be fine. Maybe a few bruises and bruised pride. If a man lets loose on a woman, he could literally kill her with one well aimed punch. So, I mean, sure, if you relish catching a murder charge, go ahead my man. All those rights get stripped from you in a second when you refuse to acknowledge the biological differences between men and women.
My girlfriend and I got into an argument before and she slapped me and my reaction was to slap her back once . We were both shocked and ended up breaking up for about a month and a half. During that time I've never felt more guilty in my life and alone. I understand that it looks wrong when a man hits a woman but there's many times men feel unheard and if their sanity and peace of mind isn't a priority to the women we date. It's like once we bag the girl we wants all the cute lovey dovey stuff ends at some point and their happiness always depends on us. There are times when I get hom from work and food isn't even ready .
I love how joe always has an array of weapons that he randomly pulls out during conversations😂
"He also runs a Kumon" fuckin David 🤣🤣🤣
I agree. I'm a woman.. and I dnt think hitting on men is cute or funny and wldnt try it... unless I'm fighting for my life... I do think sometimes women can take that hitting on men too far... and I have sons
Agreed.
Women don't see men as people.
Women can hit men in full public view and other women will laugh and wonder what he did. It's disgusting.
@@djp_films That is a generalization. Not all women view men that way or think that way either. Just like not all men view women as merely sex objects with little brains that are beneath them in stature and status.🤨
i think a slap across the face when its well deserved when he has done something despicable (like hit your kid for example) is okay to do, but still not smart cause it can obviously cause it escalate even more. 9 outta 10 times violence only causes more violence so as a woman i'm always aware that if i choose to hit a man there is a chance i'll get knocked out or even die so thats why I dont do it. but that doesn't mean they don't deserve to get hit sometimes...
@@TJ-1234 I think a slap across the face is ok when she has done something like hit your kid.
This woman is a keeper. I wish all man are blessed to have wife like her
She was bad ass, love David and Sneaker guy lol. I've tried to stop this huge guy from beating the shit out of his wife. The problem is that my son and I followed them home,because he was beating her ass the whole way. They were walking by my house, and they lived next street over. Once we got to their house, my son followed them up the driveway. Now he's on their property, and the guy has ever right to remove him how he sees fit. So I got him out of there. She's still with him, so I feel like an idiot for ever trying to help her.
Call the cops. That’s what they are for.
@@taoist32 it takes them forever, I thought she was going to get beat to death
When i was 15 i was walking to my friends house with a buddy of mine and someone ran up on my buddy and asked for his phone, i immediately pulled out my knife and tried to protect him but then the thief turned to the side and then i saw a machete that was perfectly hidden beside his thigh. We swung at each other a few times and ran away. Ill always defend people even though i didnt notice the machete xD
Damn wtf, yall swung at each other? No bs you a real one for standing your ground regardless
@@rigbone120 yah back then i didn't have many close friends because i moved around a lot so i think i reacted so fast because my friends were like family, sad part is i dont even talk to the guy anymore because i moved away but i did see him once in like 2019 and the guy turned into a crack dealer, i guess a lot changed for him after high school. However because of that incident i know im always and forever "protected" by him in that area.
The whole barber shop scene 😂
David So is a self aware, more well spoken Brendan Schaub.
Wow. Big ups. For him to be able to stop and walk away and let her know... you bout to get f'kd up!
Aw. Shout out to Detroit!!
Seeing David on the episode automatically brings my expectations up
Ah this is such a blast from the past. It’s always nice seeing David come back for an episode
Clip the fade part 😂
David So = automatically gonna be a good ep
She reminds me of my mom. She can step into fights with no fear
In 🇯🇲 50%of the time a Taxi Driver has a Machete on them 😂 😂 easiest weapon to find
Much Love!
That's nuts. Bringing out machetes on a guy about some drinks
It's probably more about the confrontation that occurred afterwards... just recently I was helping my grandmother with some personal things, and the guy assisting me was so rude, he told me he already spoke to her and then waved me away like I was a nuisance. I tried explaining the situation and that I was there to fix the issue, but he just said "why are you still here" and I lost it... I'm not proud about what I did, but the issue was resolved after some force was applied... sometimes ppl think they can talk to you any way they want, and they get away with it until they do it to the wrong person.
@@HasanPikerIsADouche bottom line is these guys brought machetes and it started with drinks. No matter what exchange of words happened afterwards doesn't justify trying to kill guy. And in your case, the view your telling is only yours. If you were offended by thd guy trying to help you, you could have talked to him to see what his problem was. You couldve probably asked help from someone else. If you assaulted a guy because he seemed rude to you, then that's uncalled for. There are several ways to help your grandma with resorting to violence. Again, I wasn't there.
I'm from Malaysia and it's kinda known that dudes with machetes are most probably gangsters. So any minor confrontation would piss them off like this, I mean that's just plain 101 gangster behaviour
Need more David so defos most amusing times
Norman boutta be tryinna draw that 6th foul when his girl gets the 2 hits in😂
those dudes are overcompensating 😂
Equal rights, get equal lefts 😂
And I thought that Crime about the Man had kilt the Subway employee over Mayo was worse? But, today’s Title gets my inner sides to a Boil also. 😲!!
He also runs a Kumon...
I don’t think u can judge a persons fighting skills by their height. Great episode Great topic like always. JK best thing on YT. David said kumon 😂😂
Skills might offset some things but reach and punching power from the extra weight is real.
Wonder if she might have known them and that is part of why she confronted them, and seem to be lecturing them on their atrocious behavior. And that was why they didn't attack her too.
I heart Norman
David 😂😂😂😂😂😂
David is so funny
11:27 that was real
Legit LOL from David's Dana White burn.
Joe was super quiet this episode lol
What are you talking about? Joe was doing commentary and acting out each story they were talking about throughout the video.
David is out here carrying the entire episode so Joe just have to sit back and enjoy the show for most of the time. Normally Joe will step in when the flow of the show is slow and there isnt anyone really leading the show.
Owner: No mo pork buns!
Idiot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO MO PORK BUNS MADDAPACK?!
DaviiiiiiiiiiD!!! 😊
David looking good! 🥰
i never understood why woman will threaten men by saying theyll put their hands on them or even lay their hands on the man unless he swung first. the strength of a man vs a woman will have u fucked up no matter how tough the chick thinks she is. like why bother using your energy unless he moves first?
Dude there almost sliced her hand off
😂😂😂😂😅😅
The knife was literally in the back of that grandmas HEAD! Way more fuct up
haha david so is the so funny.
I agree with about the female mind thinking, they wont get me. In a similar situation, to get forklift training we had to watch what no to do. In a video a forklift driver tried to pick up a load that was too heavy, causing the forklift to lift up towards the fork on the front. And two workers nearby, the woman tried to grab the back end of it to pull it down. The driver quickly corrected dropping the pallet and let the fork drop not knowing she was behind grabbing on. Woman was flung under the forklift and yeah...All this happened in less than 3 seconds.
Damn.. David So went on a diet or what xD
Awhile back, but now he's trying to get ripped
ayyo malaysia in JKNews
My favorite is “my hands is rated E for everyone”
dog i got sad. I thought no jknews today
Maybe the vendor needs help. 😅 Short staff is a problem. Should have just jumped in and helped him make drinks. Then maybe they'll get their drinks for free.
13:08 nick and Bart are not amused by David's machismo
real wonder women
Ngl while being kids though the fight is more fair i remember fighting boys all the time it was worth it though bc como chingan 👨🍳 y'all know how boys mess with girls so i fought a lot even in one instance i also drew blood fighting this kid who was big boned. fighting days over tho only self defense, but i believe in shanking and guns
David drinky every episode?
It's all filmed in 1 day, it's not as much as it seems
Always a banger when Davids back
David's so funny, nice to see him 😄
They never heard of Yelp reviews? The one star is kinda like a machete to their business.
That thing David mentioned w the old lady that had the knife in her back is definitely a possibility I only know cuz another instance of a lady surviving being mugged without knowing she was stabbed in the back of her neck. I’m not sure if she either didn’t notice the knife or didn’t notice the pain but either way it’s similar to what David described. I think her name I was Julia something and you can definitely go find a picture of that. Also don’t think this is David confusing the story I just mentioned with an old lady cuz if my memory serves correct, something like that happened but in 2000. I was born in 2002 so I literally can’t say shit rn
Lady gets stab in a mugging and continues with her chores shopping with a knife in her back. Can everyone applause a second for that and where is she from?
@@shaggyguy662 I can think I can say for certain that both of these were prolly in Europe😂
Did David just disarm the perpetrator just to off himself XD
So those two are basically dead right? Is Malasyia one of those countries?
I would never hit my man ❤
Awwhh missed David 😢😢❤
this is in malaysia 100% confirmed. probably some gang shit lol
Equal rights equal rights. 😂
Where is Steve Green at for some real commentary?
who else has a 3 punch rule?
yo , I'm early
But what if the girl hitting you is like a Brittany Griner type? Bigger / heavier than you..
primeroo lessgo
To David's point, it makes sense if you think about it... 2 big aspects that conditioned men into the idea that women were off limits, were that women are physically the weaker sex, and that they needed to be protected... modern feminism has now labeled those 2 things "toxic masculinity", so now we're seeing men with the idea of "equal rights, equal lefts."
Everyone has equal rights and lefts
@@Barely___Editing The only problem with that is if a woman lets loose on a man, he's going to be fine. Maybe a few bruises and bruised pride. If a man lets loose on a woman, he could literally kill her with one well aimed punch. So, I mean, sure, if you relish catching a murder charge, go ahead my man. All those rights get stripped from you in a second when you refuse to acknowledge the biological differences between men and women.
Damn I wish I had baddie to hit 😔
joking*
And this is why Asian woman date outside their race.
My girlfriend and I got into an argument before and she slapped me and my reaction was to slap her back once . We were both shocked and ended up breaking up for about a month and a half. During that time I've never felt more guilty in my life and alone. I understand that it looks wrong when a man hits a woman but there's many times men feel unheard and if their sanity and peace of mind isn't a priority to the women we date. It's like once we bag the girl we wants all the cute lovey dovey stuff ends at some point and their happiness always depends on us. There are times when I get hom from work and food isn't even ready .
Hmmm what does she do?
Women want equal rights not responsibility
@djp_films "women want one thing then another"
L takes anyway 😂
L comment anyways. 😏
Lol anthony says who just has machetes as i look down at my kitchen floor at the machete while I’m cooking🧑🦱
I guess those two guys were lucky she still has her slippers on her foot and not her hands.🩴😵
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