If Pokémon Battles were real

Ash Cuckum is back is and trying to become the greatest Pókemon trainer to ever live.
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[@abdDev_]

I love the energy we created in the studio today.

[@definitelydee4454]

The hand gestures though 💀

[@SiriHakuoh]

💀💀💀

[@lightning6314]

@@SiriHakuoh 💀💀💀💀

[@iLOVEnissypoo]

💀💀💀💀

[@HAZBENHOTEL_FAN454]

@@iLOVEnissypoo💀💀💀💀

[@Sub_To_Flashy]

Super skull attack 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Imaf2020]

I love these Pokemon sketches! They are hilarious and rife with humorous social commentary that spares no one.

[@darkspark5854]

0:48 that plot twist was epic

[@tox9809]

theater kids are all gay
source: am theater kid and also gay

[@mariannaromano3351]

Ikr

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

​@@tox9809sames

[@Traylbl43er007]

Mental illness acceptance comment section

[@abdDev_]

"We are the Epstien Islanders"
Bruh 💀

[@froebelvergara4759]

The single guy vs single girl was hilarious

[@MaxWillRise]

I was literally just watching it

[@OttoNaCall]

"I'm hungry, I'M HUNGRY!"

[@l_ifeefi_l1998]

I can literally see his erected bulge. Was it intentional?😂😂😂

[@Laura-Yu]

These are too good

[@content_machine]

Thank you so much Laura! You’re awesome!!

[@TheBananaKingdom_Real]

Dam

[@Wolkenwagen]

"I can't wait to show my mom" 💀

[@DarioKalen_Kagenui]

😂😂😂💯
I love these Pokémon gym videos.
And the way you 2 act and movie is hilarious. Great job.

[@CarlinMissing]

We need rarity types, like Mr. Beast, Elon Musk, and CEO should be a legendary type

[@Jebu911]

Naah they are fraud types.

[@miguellionblazer5029]

It must be fun to film these. I wonder how many tries it takes to say these lines I know I’d burst out into laughter trying to say some of these lines

[@EddieNotHere13]

same

[@MGS017]

0:52 nah 💀

[@kelechirichard54]

The Evolution at 5:38 made me laugh so much it earned you a Sub!

[@JudeEaley]

The stats for a pokemon spawning are great.

[@ShawnStafford-1978]

LoL 🤣 1:08 He does look like Mr. Beast. That's funny af!

[@calinzavoi]

This is the best video you guys ever released. The stereotypes are spot on lmao

[@Tincaller]

The last one surprised me lol💀

[@marco-ls9fm]

The detail and effort that goes on these is awesome

[@deep-friedbutter2028]

"I can't wait to show my mom!"
Okay...

[@Erpakarod911]

0:57 that victory cheer ._.

[@barkharani2693]

These pokeman videos will be the only thing I will choose to watch over and over again if everything else is lost on CZcams.. Its pinnacle of perfection!! 😂

[@Entity_The_Demon]

Mr.Beast is a legendary Humanmon. That's why he's so op.

[@osbornejohnson7919]

I get to "Rich man, I choose you" and it cuts to a gucci commercial. CZcams is too self-aware.

[@Sourajbanerjee]

5:37 Dharr man stone 😂🤣

[@J.Lassalle]

Bro the last one... Just so much truth 😮😮

[@northumbriabushcraft1208]

This was awesome 😊 your videos are awesome but this one is on another level 😂

[@jakesmith4561]

This is a masterpiece

[@gaminghiro2028]

We need more of these

[@Aeon_99]

This is excellent stuff 😂

[@MysticRamblings]

Forgot this wasn't a short and tried to swipe up at the end...

[@xxxshindo2927]

💀💀💀

[@BBREZXD-wc6ln]

Next is dont give f kid vs weird kid

[@pokepplayerdumbass5603]

Ima need a real game out of this.

[@RexoriousGaming]

I CANT BELIEVE U GUYS DID THE NERD AND JOCK COMIC

[@TheBananaKingdom_Real]

When the single guy said “I’m horny.”
💀💀💀💀💀

[@TheBananaKingdom_Real]

Timestamp is 6:04

[@nutsi3]

Umm actually it is statistically improbable for the jock to win because acceleration x mass = Pi^3.1.4159exc

[@weareharbinger914]

You guys must get some good quality shirts to handle this abuse so well.

[@leowastakenwastaken]

“Or else my name isn’t Bill Cosby Weinstein Epstein III!”
dear lord i hope it’s not.

[@Yepitsmedude]

Hope it is

[@makemoneyben]

No one noticed how Zeke is his crush 😂

[@TheJacali]

Hahaha oh man the gestures 😂

[@donncha-fv7ne]

You should add Saville to your list of Sussy last names

[@nofriendsnews5386]

As a theater kid myself, I can confirm that Zeke Is really hot

[@SIRDIXON-SD9223]

😂

[@beaverjedi1236]

"I'm just bought the biggest can of whoop ass and im about give it to this random person!" Mr Beast, probably

[@Berrylicious]

2:00 😳💀 I had to replay that to make sure I heard it right...

[@keithstimpyys3497]

I feel smarter after watching this

[@JBRAI22]

Real cool stuff

[@talonyte9050]

Just so good

[@fighterpimp]

the names he gives these guys is just too much.

[@detektivplays2467]

I just saw a rise of kingdoms ad with one of these guys in it

[@witchcraft2100]

So, that whole NPC vs Elon sketch was just a set-up for that NBC joke?
Very subtle. :P

[@kellowattentertainment]

The Dhar Man stone was awesome...

[@DepressedPotato1]

wanna talk about how he struggled to throw the average walmart shopper pokeball?

[@liammaverickcababa2918]

I swear to god- The other guy in the darker shade of brown pants is always so sus and is so bricked up-
Man is packing I swear-

[@grimw5009]

boy I feel that rich man v poor man fight, that minimum wage is a job slayer.

[@RXGamer-dk6gn]

You should also use scambot for one of the Pokémon’s.

[@baseer_vlogs]

This is so so funny

[@lupusreginabeta3318]

2:16 you forgot that he will be canceled by twitter for calling someone fat😂

[@talenstout8324]

POKÉMON battles are real, we have been doing them in the POKÉMON games. think about the good parts of life and enjoy it. money does buy happiness, if a thing makes you happy, buy it. ceo you don’t understand, money has power. it’s not evil to survive.

[@x_AliceFPE_x]

The Dhar Mann reference 🤣

[@bray1508]

So funny😂

[@phenex5190]

The victory celebrations remind me too much of this animated video "Pokemon in 10 years" where the animated mc keeps rubbing his nipples and laughing like you guys do sometimes 😂
Edit: the video is now titled "Pokemon Gun"
I think it used to be "Pokemon in 10 years" tho

[@landikobing5002]

Make more of it

[@DuelyusSeazer]

I once fought a teacher
😂

[@tysonchilllive1704]

Is the Theatre kid gay let me show u why I think that 0:54

[@cristinahemeida998]

Next one try doing grimace vs human and human has normal abilitys and grimace has like grimace shake killer and normal grimace shake pleaseeeeee.

[@shroomlight3492]

I kinda wanted the theater kid to win tbh

[@ethanlin8241]

why

[@verletzt546]

me too (btw youre my favorite blok)

[@Venome..]

Yesh

[@Im_in_your_walls2013]

Next vid
Gigs chad vs sigma male

[@LUCASTHECOWBOY]

Umm I’ll take one twitter please 😂

[@pinoyboysandme7251]

Bulge alert 😮

[@The_GamerOG]

The public school kid has .4 higher gpa than private

[@Zero_twoShindoLife]

Dhar man stone :skull

[@jandrashriker5861]

5:09 did not expect a priced out joke. Cause it's usually the argument made by rich dudes to stagnate the wages. But I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Georg3e]

Why do they keep changing the bulges in each skit, talk about consistency 😂

[@ShawnStafford-1978]

LoL that's funny and scary both.

[@loisashley]

isn’t the cheerleader in Rebecca Zamolo’s video in the football contest

[@sampigg7933]

Low quality! You said NBC instead of NP... nevermind.

[@RetroCollecto]

Oh no! My Mr Beast has been rattled!
*sniffs taint fingers*
HA!

[@gyorgyor7765]

Given the amount of money Elon's lost from buying Twitter, that should have been a self own.

[@Treecetribe]

Who wins

[@Joseon64]

2:22 :)

[@mitchcrabtree7997]

If I could pay a penny a like, I’d pay $10.
you thought about it for a second, didn’t you?

[@tyriqueamill105]

I’m ugly wow I thought cheerleaders were hot

[@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1]

Bahahahhahaahaha

[@g_euq]

1:40

[@SRTHEATINGANDGAS]

Now body what’s this we want Pokémon reel Pokémon this is a snooze fest and why am I the only one seeing this

[@garfield_is_so_cool]

Frfr

[@I_KSGAMESTATION]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣6:29

[@BensonThomas-tl2mh]

😂

[@isaiahmorales7885]

Don't look at jocks adchevimmet 😅

[@slimer44producciones3]

man, I feel like Ego in that scene from ratatouille
this really takes me back to the past czcams.com/video/e1h5TzdTq0o/video.html

[@IDrinkFood-1242]

Hi

[@pubgnoob8665]

Bro in every vidio one of you brick up

[@MrNutz-ik8hy]

bro why u like mr beast fr 💀

[@PepperSeasoning]

If I'm being honest I am the Theater kid Cringe Virgin type ..

[@Mr_Coral]

Cukamon🤔😂

[@t-nf7lw]

11th

[@inquisitivefeline]

This is sick.

[@vienalymendoza]

You are not a real mr beast

[@user-sj4vn6zj4z]

Cringy as hell not gonna lie

[@rokidamika]

Thats the point

[@JonnyArmy420]

Many of this channel's short videos are pathetic. I'm not an animal, I'm a human man. Sad.

[@BlackVolt22]

W