Tragic Dating Profiles
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- Today we are reacting to and rating your awful dating profiles on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble
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Plot twist: it’s all of George’s previous dating app profile pictures
that wasn‘t very funny
Sounds more like Will
@@mokomadz it was shut up bro
Off-topic: Your music slaps man!
I felt like I was ascending hearing that ffs!
Ok
I believe it’s tragic that you haven’t played bin weevils again.
Because it doesn’t work anymore
I had the best memories playing that game 😂
IT'S CALAMITY
I wheeze laugh at Joshy going apeshit in those videos
I just know that the thumbnail ensures this will be good. Some insulting of random people and George's furry hatred is the perfect video.
i'm a furry and even i get weirded out by people in fursuits let alone on tinder
george’s furry hatred? but he is a furry
@@ocksie ....I just hope you are not doing anything weird or think about inappropriate stuff with animals
@@KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza dude being a furry doesn't automatically mean u weirdly like animals
@@modernd0ll i mean it sorta does ive been friends with two furries and one of them fucked their dog most furrys do
Okay i am happy with an 8.5 thank you (from the person falling off the horse)
Amazing picture and profile lmao
@@katelynnvens1974 thank you thank you
I ATE YOUR HORSE
@@kezzah9415 UM…
You are a shining beacon of hope in the cesspool that is online dating. Thanks for the chuckle.
Rylee has the most bisexual girl energy of all time
nobody has any sort of energy you freak
Frr
shes so fine
The most obnoxious, too. You just know she tells you all of the info on her profile within the first two minutes of speaking to her.
I love how George is pretending to not know which swipe means what, as if every waking second of his free time isn't spend frantically right swiping every female with a pulse on Tinder
pulse?
@@NewPaulActs17 living
@@zq9817 i was implying w/o pulse
I don’t think George leaves the house to go on dates
Alex would definitely have a furry persona dating profile 😂
Hello Jorge
Hello Allyot
Jog
Georg*
Gorgest
Blorge*
I loved the hobbitkitti profile. Sure sticks out in a sea of "perfect dating profiles". She talked about real stuff, such as regrets of getting a horse. Hope she stopped using dating apps because she got a date somewhere in Norway...
Need fort weed
George is just trying to get a girlfriend at this point
i think he wants Jean-Luc
Oh my god hearing George mention Taunton, my hometown, gave me the fear.
It's in Somerset btw, not Devon.
Devon can have it. We don't want it in Somerset no more
@@calumhughes5072 you didn’t even spell Callum right mate pipe down
@@idkimkindadumb7729 yeah fair
Cinemas post covid when they opened up again played a bunch of older movies that you wouldn't typically find in cinemas anymore and it was great. Managed to watch like Goonies, Star Wars, The Exorcist etc on the big screen. I totally agree with George's proposal of more cinemas that play films again.
Edit: Inside No.9 is a GOATED show
Eilidh is is a pretty common Scottish/Irish name, George. It's pronounced like Ay-Lee (Ay like rhyming with day or hay), I'm pretty sure there is an English equivalent lol
THANK YOU (it was my bumble)
@@ireallylove0atmilk960 Hey (with some rizz), your name is very cool!
George acting like he doesnt know exactly how these dating apps work lol
☝️🤓 Ackshually, the black death was caused by the fleas, not the rats. I thoguht you of all people would know this George M 🤓☝️
Yes YES the infected fleas jumped onto the rats and then the rats infected humans. And if you had more than one cat, you were more likely not to get infected, but you would then be called a witch and murdered
The inside no 9 appreciation is VALID
Great timing. Get to watch this on my work break
It’s always the same for me too lmao. Pretty much part of the routine lol
@chav3136 just too good
i'm powerpoint girl lol, the reason the resolution is so shit is bc everytime it came out clear then bumble would try and ban me for being a catfish lol. thank you for the rating tho big man
INSIDE NO 9! such a banger!
George is clearly behind on the news and has not been informed of the fact Kanye has now watched 21 jumpstreet
george i have never been more excited than finding out you like in9 we need more content on this
YES GEORGE IS AN INSIDE NUMBER NINE FAN OMG BEST DAY EVERRR
I can die happy knowing George has watched Bojack Horseman and thinks it’s good
you’re welcome for my service🫡🫡 (that was my bumble😭)
@@ireallylove0atmilk960 thank you sm ahahah
This is a hilarious video great one mate good day from Scotland
As someone called Eilidh it’s Scottish and pronounced ay-lee
as the eilidh in the video, THANK YOU🫡
ayo nah but probably shout out to jake for (I assume) helping out zealand with his visit to taunton
6:00 I love how the name gets censored after 6 seconds
George i work in a cinema the problem with playing old movies is that nobody shows up
george when he finds out you can have an aquarium in your house😱🤯
i was not expecting to see an old friends face again, especially not not here of all places
which one was ur friend 👀
@@whiimsy1916 depends why do you want to know 👀
@@helpimdiabetes3602 just being nosy
@@whiimsy1916 Oh fair it's Kacey
I'm sorry George but because of what you said here, you now HAVE to make a "We Watched all the Saw Movies", it would be incredible
He would not be able to show much of the movies or he'll most likely get age restricted
the fact that jean-luc was from Dundee should have brought it down to a 3
the fact george watches Inside No 9 is a massive turn on i literally force everyone to watch it (also the first ep is a banger idk what ur on about)
Yeah so underrated. It’s so good
What about league of gentlemen
Sardines goes so hard it's a great one to rewatch when you know the ending!!
4:22 Aquarium actually is a real interest! You can keep aquariums as a hobby, it's one of my hobbies!
YES already know I’m gonna love this
The dwarf king is back again
Dundee is the Birmingham of Scotland 😂
the thumbnail ensures that this will be good lmao
"Subscribe or I will make you date the furry" jokes on you, I am a furry myself
his hatred for us is undying 😓
A night out in liverpool is a messy night. Scousers go hard on the weekend😂
People who hate pigeons usually like doves, despite them being literally the same bird. If you hate doves just as much then that’s fine then
i think it's funny that mr memeulous finds the "these are two different measurements" thing funny like man in australia that's one of the most common bios (alongside "im here for a good time not a long time") to the point where i just roll my eyes every time i see it now
Thank you george for ulploading
4:50 profile is accurate, also server at the best burger joint in town, 10/10 also George Taunton is in Somerset💀
How has Taunton made it into a memeulous video
George what a beautiful thumbnail
George’s editor was slacking for this one
Fun Fact: Wasps are adorable and fleas caused the black death not rats
Hi George I love your channel
My hair used to be green and purple, I wasn’t mentally well tbh
Depending on how you do it that can actually look pretty cool. But if your pfp is current thats a really good color!
@@KuLaydMahn it is! I was half and half for ages!
You know when they say that they are a writer, artist or activist that they are usually none of those things
I suppose it sounds better than unemployed.
Well I wanna be a writer when I’m older, I’ve been working on my book for 3 years and the first drafts are ready, I’m making my second currently.
But they are annoying and probably vegan.
Hey that profile was me! I'm a social media manager and copywriter for a local political party, some of us do have jobs haha
Lmao yeah not. Tons of people work I. Those areas and do just fine
Thanks for putting me off of dating apps for another year
i remember it’s left swipe on tinder from when he did the video watching anti cigarette ads
Idk why but I died when George said- I don’t know why you’re wearing a red shirt you’re not a waiter 🤣🤣
That thumbnail made me a cat person
I'm hurt by the pigeon SLANDER
OMG THE GUY WHO MENTIONED KANETO-JUUSEI 😍😍🤞🤞🤞
INSIDE NO 9 SWEEP SWEEP
Love this vid and live thumb nail
My biggest flex is that George liked my dating profile.
8:07 Not a cinema, but talking pictures tv show films from like the 30s all the way to early 2000s! if any film buffs wanna watch older classics
That first guys pretty smart. I heard the zoo tycoon bit and I even swooned a bit.
The fact that george pretends he doesn’t know which swipe is which 0:35
its impressive that you manage to annoy me with your npc 5 seconds of summer fan comment and then immediately make me happy with your old film cinema comment
As someone that met Georgia on a dating app I can vouch she cannot talk and is very awkward. Still homies to this day
Nice upload Georg for my bday xd
gromit disco jumper for win
This is me 14:46 - will defo turn up to the next footy tryouts.
you cant fool us George, we all know these are your past profiles
to justify mine with my dad's coffin, by that point it was entirely a joke profile 😭
There's cinemas called Everyman theatres who show old films, they have beds/comfy chairs and food brought to your seat
How has picture quality gone back to how it was in the days of MySpace?
7:20 Fortunately not vodka, just sparkling wine!
love that so many of them are bi or pan lol
nah man, as if he reviewed me, 6/10 i'm happy with that
Clicked for the furry, stayed for George.
good golly this was sure a good one 😀😃😀😃😁😅🤣😅🤣😂😛😛🤩😄
🤔🤑😶🌫🤑😶🌫🙄😬😬
thank u for all of the emojis i would not have known how u felt about the video otherwise 👍
Very British of you saying 'none of this Eoin shit'
well this made me feel old
9:45 stop I’m jealous
me too 😭
bloody hell i havent heard of big cook little cook in ages
7:25
LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOOOOL
How dare you insult my children like that george, for shame
George fur suits can cost a few thousand I'd swipe right
KANETO JUUSEI AT 1:39 such a good band
Taunton’s in Somerset!!! But I’ll take 6.5 😂
Bro lived in Canary Wharf what a massive raging tory
Adams was tragic 😂 imagine making working at primark your personality
🥲
4:14 - her job could be the maintenance of aquariums in pet stores and people's homes...
From Taunton here, definitely not Devon. Somerset my guy
The club in Liverpool surely has to be Einstein’s
A British person not understanding an Irish name - how original. 😭🤣
the flags from in order were: cook islands, brazil, saudi arabia, zambia, and turkmenistan (Cook islands might actually be Coco islands I'm not sure)
Alternate title: George searches for girlfriend 😂
Eoin is Owen in Irish, behave Memey
thanks king
@@eoinoneill1853 here to guard your honour boss
He's not Irish, though, so kinda on par for him to not understand. He didn't get the other Scottish sounding name right either, and the country is literally attached to his lol.
@@GingerThereforeNoSoul yeah but don't diss us
wtf was that fan one … that was scary
Hopped out the lambo feeling incredible
Just got violated by memeulous
Hahaha im disco gromit and dolphin fact! I pole danced for The Mild High Club live slow in a swingers club. Pure chaos.
2:20 Average Brit in the 1840s seeing an Irishman.
14:26 WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF GRRRR (growls seductively)
bingus moment