Cats In Therapy

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
  • They need it too.

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  • @captaingforce
    @captaingforce Před 4 lety +5276

    "Just do your magic brain witch!" I'm going to say this to my therapist when I see her next

    • @GLaSSesNOlenses
      @GLaSSesNOlenses Před 4 lety +76

      1. I posted before seeing your comment...so yeah
      2. Good luck with your therapy 👍

    • @fussymynx78
      @fussymynx78 Před 4 lety +19

      Lol me too! 😅😅

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic Před 4 lety +52

      So, how did your next therapist session go??
      😉

    • @captaingforce
      @captaingforce Před 4 lety +117

      It went great, she laughed!

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 Před 4 lety +11

      captaingforce
      XD I love that

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 Před 4 lety +2167

    "It's 2019. Who plays Candy Crush?"
    My thoughts too, man...my thoughts too.

    • @Varangian_af_Scaniae
      @Varangian_af_Scaniae Před 4 lety +8

      I think that shit was installed on my brand spanking new Windows 10 (pro and on a desktop) install I did yesterday.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something Před 4 lety +15

      I stopped playing a few weeks ago when I got my new phone. Because apparently my game was never backed up to the cloud. I was on level 880. *880!*

    • @MissEarthling
      @MissEarthling Před 4 lety +17

      Only moms on facebook.

    • @Tahoorayah
      @Tahoorayah Před 4 lety +3

      I read this when it was playing 😂😂

    • @bebywonderland7087
      @bebywonderland7087 Před 4 lety +2

      I never thought I'd relate to a cat before.

  • @kellyyork3898
    @kellyyork3898 Před 3 lety +1706

    “My balls are missing...and she’s acting like everything’s normal.” Laughed till I fell off the chair.

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 Před 3 lety +22

      I laughed til cried & got a headache.....good one!

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz Před 3 lety +8

      Loved that one haha

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz Před 3 lety +20

      "I'm not saying she did it" lol

    • @catdairy367
      @catdairy367 Před rokem

      My cat have same thought right now

    • @jamesa6693
      @jamesa6693 Před rokem

      Pretty sure that’s called marriage 😂

  • @sarah3796
    @sarah3796 Před 4 lety +1615

    That tofu story is deep and disturbing and brilliant

    • @hgicey5274
      @hgicey5274 Před 2 lety +18

      Lol I thought I seen the cat scowl as soon as Frank mentioned it's mother

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 Před 2 lety +11

      That poor cat!

    • @zorro456
      @zorro456 Před 2 lety +20

      I know where That Trader Joe's is.

    • @denisegiannakis5667
      @denisegiannakis5667 Před 2 lety +23

      Everytime I see a packet of tofu in the supermarket.. ...this pops into my head instantly....I eat tofu! Lololol

    • @ogladaczr.t.3168
      @ogladaczr.t.3168 Před 2 lety +3

      but now its kitty... and human takes care of it

  • @DoctorLazers
    @DoctorLazers Před 4 lety +3743

    "I'm not saying it was her but she's acting like everything is normal."

  • @zacharywymetalek3976
    @zacharywymetalek3976 Před 4 lety +2885

    "Just do your magic, Brainwitch"

  • @evandotterer4365
    @evandotterer4365 Před 4 lety +2735

    “My earliest memory is being alone behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale” 😂

    • @ENYoriginal
      @ENYoriginal Před 4 lety +53

      oh fuck I used to go there...

    • @thomasfurgalack2577
      @thomasfurgalack2577 Před 4 lety +18

      The one on Glenoaks?

    • @ENYoriginal
      @ENYoriginal Před 4 lety +23

      no, there's one near Metropolitan Avenue and Woodhaven Blvd...

    • @thatboy3
      @thatboy3 Před 4 lety +31

      I mean, if you're going to be alone behind a Trader Joe's, Glendale is the place to do it.

    • @evandotterer4365
      @evandotterer4365 Před 4 lety +14

      He’s talking Glendale Arizona right?

  • @Ben-el4ne
    @Ben-el4ne Před 4 lety +760

    “No, I think there’s resentment there. I wanted to go into marketing and he wanted me to be an indoor cat. Now we have seven plants and we’re thinking of getting more”

    • @theluftwaffle1
      @theluftwaffle1 Před 3 lety +5

      @Dan Quayles ITS SPELT POTATOE! uuuuuuhh. You can always use that HSLT for yourself.

  • @zillarex6063
    @zillarex6063 Před 4 lety +6802

    Me: "Damn I'm bored"
    Zefrank: "cat therapy"
    Me: *yes*

    • @qweqqweq2090
      @qweqqweq2090 Před 4 lety +18

      Let it out cat. Let it out. There's no judgment here.

    • @mreyn17
      @mreyn17 Před 4 lety +17

      Zefrank is legit awesome!

    • @nomadrl91x
      @nomadrl91x Před 4 lety +14

      Im sick... and this showed up. I need this.

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle Před 4 lety +6

      This video made me full chub

    • @williamblake7386
      @williamblake7386 Před 4 lety +1

      this is how it should look:
      "Me: "Damn I'm bored"
      Zefrank: "cat therapy"
      Me: yes"
      this obsession to abuse people for an extra click is something unhealthy.

  • @GDeNofa
    @GDeNofa Před 4 lety +2727

    “I’m more of a cat than that damn wrinkled pit bull that just ran out of here”
    I’m DEAD😂

    • @reeceyb505
      @reeceyb505 Před 4 lety +28

      That line got me the most, damn wrinkled pit bull....

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 Před 4 lety +5

      Ikr

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal Před 4 lety +37

      @Shin Sho Not as disgusting as you ya piece of shit.

    • @agarcia3986
      @agarcia3986 Před 4 lety +14

      Was the dog talking about the hairless cat? 😂

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 4 lety +12

      "Just do your magic brain witch" lol
      I guess the dog aspires to be czcams.com/video/zGlOpo1QxEE/video.html

  • @nothankyouthanksforasking
    @nothankyouthanksforasking Před 4 lety +2663

    "Does it have fur?"
    "Yes."
    Hairless cat: "I get it, it's a game, but where does that leave me?"
    😂

    • @fo-ef8qo
      @fo-ef8qo Před 4 lety +11

      Eye cri ebree tiem

    • @catman9222
      @catman9222 Před 4 lety +82

      Dog: "I'm more cat than that hairless pitbull that just walked out of here."

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 Před 4 lety +36

      That cat shows up in the dog therapy video later

    • @lrvdo
      @lrvdo Před 4 lety +13

      Is everything a joke to you? Sometimes feelings get hurt y'know

    • @gcatmlp4831
      @gcatmlp4831 Před 4 lety +10

      Say it with me hairless cats have fur they just don't have hair

  • @jodifisher2183
    @jodifisher2183 Před 3 lety +195

    "But no, no, no, that's not for Libby." Zefrank, you're a genius.

  • @Alex-lt1yy
    @Alex-lt1yy Před 4 lety +1609

    “I thought my mother was this soft bag of tofu behind the dumpster”

  • @gandalftheswoll519
    @gandalftheswoll519 Před 4 lety +2194

    See you guys in 10 years when this is recommended to everyone suddenly

    • @sovamau1119
      @sovamau1119 Před 4 lety +16

      ohh i would hope so.. but in 10years who knows if we'll even have yt anymore.. :/

    • @acedriver5380
      @acedriver5380 Před 4 lety +6

      Will cya :D

    • @EtsuMatsuya
      @EtsuMatsuya Před 4 lety +3

      @@sovamau1119 Much like Disney, Facebook, and the internet. CZcams is forever... Just a question of will we like what it has become in 10yrs. We all know what times has done to Facebook, and what it is doing to Disney. The internet well it is for p0rn always has been always will be.

    • @angelG14
      @angelG14 Před 4 lety +5

      Jumping on this wagon right the fuck now. Let's fucking GOOO

    • @hammy420
      @hammy420 Před 4 lety

      ye

  • @oddpotion5173
    @oddpotion5173 Před 3 lety +318

    "Which feels identical, by the way, to the scratching post. Identical."
    Zefrank has this incredible ability to match an animals body language with what's being said. It's so perfect.

    • @sheilabilyeu5689
      @sheilabilyeu5689 Před 3 lety +17

      My Dad, who at this moment is in hospital dying, waiting to have his legs amputated to try to save his life, would do this very same thing as my younger brother and I watched 'Wild Kingdom'. He did the funniest voices, just like Frank, to match whatever the animals were doing. I'm so happy to know that when I'm sad, missing DAd, I can watch these videos and feel like a kid again... with my Dad behind us, making me laugh so hard, I will have tears of joy, instead of sadness!

    • @oddpotion5173
      @oddpotion5173 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sheilabilyeu5689 Oh. I'm sorry to hear about your dad, Sheila. My thoughts go out to you and your family with much love. It's not easy losing a loved one but keep his memory and spirit alive. He sounds like a funny man with a good sense of humor so laugh as much as possible. Know you have a friend here wishing you and your family the best.

  • @johnk6054
    @johnk6054 Před 4 lety +721

    This man needs a Netflix series

    • @IRONSHOVEL71
      @IRONSHOVEL71 Před 4 lety +23

      ... And much more money!

    • @locorocky1
      @locorocky1 Před 3 lety +2

      @Lo Ki his old website????????????

    • @GuyInDogSuit
      @GuyInDogSuit Před 3 lety +3

      @Lo Ki Ok, I gotta see this.

    • @MoreMedication
      @MoreMedication Před rokem +4

      No, he doesn’t. He let this channel tread water some years back while he went to work for Buzzfeed. And it was not good. Not good at all.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Před rokem +3

      Netflix?
      they would waste him big time

  • @wildfiresnap
    @wildfiresnap Před 4 lety +2495

    Like how he’s posting more. Also successor to Sad Cat Diary

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana Před 4 lety +47

      I was worried we'd only get the True Facts. And while those are amazing, the Sad Pet Diaries have their charm it can't replace.

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 Před 4 lety +10

      Pikana,
      Teddy’s Operation. 🍬🍬🖍🦋

    • @lycanthis9963
      @lycanthis9963 Před 4 lety +4

      @@KairuHakubi Uh..... I need an adult.
      Oh wait, I AM AN ADULT!

    • @patdepaula6618
      @patdepaula6618 Před 4 lety +3

      Thank you thank you thank you

    • @beebeegun16
      @beebeegun16 Před 4 lety +2

      I was your 1000th like 😘

  • @Ashen-One1
    @Ashen-One1 Před 4 lety +1906

    I'm an applied psychology major, and "Do your magic, brain witch." tickled my funny bone.

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 Před 4 lety +37

      Well, get on it!
      ...I think you'll have no shortage of work to do when you graduate 🤣

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/lM3mOlERzQc/video.html

    • @jengleheimerschmitt7941
      @jengleheimerschmitt7941 Před 4 lety +13

      @Jason Rasmussen "I'm as mad as I am, but no madder!"

    • @Ashen-One1
      @Ashen-One1 Před 4 lety +12

      @Jason Rasmussen Hmm, that's exactly why you should probably see a brain witch. Just a suggestion. 😶

    • @chefboyardee5273
      @chefboyardee5273 Před 4 lety +7

      The Rockall Times stfu let people be happy

  • @dar_jada
    @dar_jada Před 4 lety +654

    "Brain witch." I tell people I'm a PSYCHOtherapist but now I'm gonna tell them I'm a brain witch.

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 Před 4 lety +67

      Remake your business cards. "Brain witchery and Neural Hoodoo."

    • @anyathornqvist4602
      @anyathornqvist4602 Před 3 lety +45

      I actually work as a veterinarian specialising in behavioural medicine. NO LONGER. I will from now on call myself a veterinary brain witch.

    • @ThwartAbyss54
      @ThwartAbyss54 Před 3 lety +14

      Its funny cause Headology

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 Před 3 lety

      “Brain Witch!” Hilarious 🤣

    • @donnamealy4877
      @donnamealy4877 Před 3 lety +4

      I am a pet whisperer who talks with cats. Brain Witch is definitely going on my cards!😂

  • @rayrayisfruity
    @rayrayisfruity Před 4 lety +61

    “sure i have those thoughts...but i wouldn’t do it!” 😂😂😂

  • @carjax777
    @carjax777 Před 4 lety +2647

    ZeFrank is the king of quotable lines:
    "I'm covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother"
    "Question, has milk ever came out of this?"
    "He just dosent jerk it like he used to"
    "You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way..."

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 Před 4 lety +114

      "Just do your magic, Brainwitch" was glorious.

    • @catreecemacleod7556
      @catreecemacleod7556 Před 4 lety +14

      @@ianmiller6040 That's the one I decided is my favourite quote for the day as well.

    • @technosauruswrex
      @technosauruswrex Před 4 lety +17

      "Just do your magic, brain witch."

    • @miri8851
      @miri8851 Před 4 lety +11

      DO YOUR MAGIC BRAIN WITCH

    • @nova_vista
      @nova_vista Před 4 lety +5

      @@ianmiller6040 Welp, I'm using this next time I visit my therapist :D

  • @Chaosdude341
    @Chaosdude341 Před 4 lety +1712

    "just do your magic, brain witch" - Cats in Therapy, zefrank1, 2019.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 Před 4 lety +19

      Tristian Bangert just imagine if people started calling therapists brain witches

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf Před 4 lety +9

      My sister is a therapist. I'm tempted to call her that next time I talk to her.

  • @TheWendable
    @TheWendable Před 3 lety +228

    Thank you for NOT adopting a baby voice. These are REAL cat thoughts and are really nicely done, thank you 🙏🏻

  • @emily.toombs
    @emily.toombs Před 4 lety +223

    “Brain witch “, I laughed so loud I scared the cat. Great now I’m gonna get dragged to couples therapy.

  • @Eternally_screaming_idiot
    @Eternally_screaming_idiot Před 4 lety +368

    "Just do your magic, brain witch."
    Me with every therapist I've had.

    • @mezlandia
      @mezlandia Před 4 lety +9

      I need this on a shirt, for my next meeting with the psychiatrist 🤪

    • @Mr0Anonymous0
      @Mr0Anonymous0 Před 4 lety +2

      Accurate for lots of people 😂

    • @owlcat8896
      @owlcat8896 Před 4 lety +1

      I need a 'brain witch' shirt. (Psychology student here. :D )

  • @calm.aware.
    @calm.aware. Před 4 lety +3441

    I’m a licensed counsellor myself (for humans though) and You caught all the stereotypes so well in a nutshell. I just laughed and laughed. Thanks!

    • @cycoholic
      @cycoholic Před 4 lety +285

      Soo, you are a licensed brain witch? Do you do magic?
      😉

    • @TheCritic9196
      @TheCritic9196 Před 4 lety +22

      How did you get licensed

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Před 4 lety +99

      @@TheCritic9196 its called "University"

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan Před 4 lety +105

      lmbo...I'm about to get my B.A. in Psychology, and then I'm getting my Masters in Clinical Mental Health Counseling(I wanna work on the kid/teen psych ward of the hospital that saved my life), and I'm currently owned by 3 cats and a dog...I can only imagine what they'd say to their therapist about me...so..sooo glad they can't talk,lol.

    • @3L151UM
      @3L151UM Před 4 lety +29

      @@proud2bpagan (sorry in advance, I didn't sleep in a long time, this is nothing but a joke ☺😅)
      maybe you just don't know they can talk... you got a huuge communication problem here, you see. They just won't talk to you. You said they own you, maybe you let them feel too superior and now they may or may not think you are too low in the league to be spoken with and they're feeling like actual words would be too much of a reward for you or something... I mean, I understand that. I spoil my furry landlord too much and she's being bratty and fully in her princess-"I won't talk to peasants"-game... but you gotta try and just talk to them, or else they won't stop talking vehind you back

  • @DejligeTico
    @DejligeTico Před 4 lety +391

    "- and you start thinking about what you have in common and it's not that mu-ooh, god that's good"

  • @filker0
    @filker0 Před 4 lety +148

    "I don't know what the fuss is all about - I used the box just like I'm supposed to. Well, I used *a* box."

  • @nonemo138
    @nonemo138 Před 4 lety +176

    That cat gaslighting it's owner about the sofa is so on point! 😄

  • @rthemotormouth04
    @rthemotormouth04 Před 4 lety +692

    “I get it’s a game, but where does that leave me?” ;(

    • @yannisconstantinides7767
      @yannisconstantinides7767 Před 4 lety +16

      Basically, life

    • @Izandaia
      @Izandaia Před 4 lety +28

      And now hopefully everyone who watched this understands what "microaggression" actually means.

    • @ZaasKenar
      @ZaasKenar Před 4 lety +31

      @@Izandaia It means that you need skin thicker than that cat's?

    • @tarod3
      @tarod3 Před 4 lety +4

      Alex If they are constant and they are from your spouse, they’re unacceptable. CONTEXT, man

    • @ZaasKenar
      @ZaasKenar Před 4 lety +5

      @@tarod3 First of all, what context? There is no context in the post I replied to.
      Second, if they are constant - why are you still together? You are the one accepting it.

  • @letolethe5878
    @letolethe5878 Před 3 lety +32

    I LOVED "I thought my mother was this package of soft tofu that had fallen behind the dumpster." Sad, cute, and crazy all at once.

  • @sampsmusik
    @sampsmusik Před 4 lety +142

    Cat: "What is this, pashmina?"
    Shrimps and their vanity: *pay the ultimate price*

  • @paradigm_sh1ft532
    @paradigm_sh1ft532 Před 4 lety +601

    "I'm more of a cat than that hairless Pitbull that just walked out of here!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @opicasunka2033
      @opicasunka2033 Před 4 lety +3

      Wrinkled not hairless

    • @Scott2341
      @Scott2341 Před 4 lety

      "Pimple", not pitbull.

    • @Scott2341
      @Scott2341 Před 4 lety

      Now I watched it again and it does sound like "pitbull", but pimple makes more sense/is more funny???

    • @STP43FAN1
      @STP43FAN1 Před měsícem

      “Just do your magic, brain witch.” 😁😁

  • @Itsyaoboy
    @Itsyaoboy Před 4 lety +406

    When he said "my balls are missing" and the cat's pupils dilated I felt that 🤣

  • @jaylineff
    @jaylineff Před 4 lety +78

    Don't EVER stop doing these!!! They bring such joy to all - especially pet humans.

  • @thegreatalfini
    @thegreatalfini Před 4 lety +408

    “It’s a lot to chew on, like actually chew on, that’s all I do, chew.”

  • @jb76489
    @jb76489 Před 4 lety +464

    "do your magic, brain witch"
    Me to my therapist

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers Před 4 lety +172

    Here's an idea...
    *Get me the WHOLE PEACOCK* 🦚

  • @DrachenGothik666
    @DrachenGothik666 Před 2 lety +87

    I'm going through a spate of depression from missing my old lady, Diva, who passed away from kidney failure a couple of weeks ago (oddly enough, Oct 4th, same date as the posting of this vid, only two years later--almost didn't see it as I was clicking out). I've been binging on your vids to cheer myself up, and this one made me laugh--well, they **all** do, actually. I'm still depressed, but laughing still feels good. I suppose that's a good sign. Diva was my little grey and white tuxedo short-haired cat and was twenty years old when we finally had to give her the needle (her kidneys were too far gone to do much for her, any more), and I'm gonna miss her... I can see her "talking" like some of the vignettes in this video. LOL

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 Před rokem +4

      I can completely sympathize. My cat, Smudge, lived to be twenty as well, but he was in a really bad way in the last few days of his life, struggling to do just about anything. We've since gotten a new cat - a rescue named Niko - and he's settled in very well, but I'll never forget Smudge.

    • @janetstreet7264
      @janetstreet7264 Před rokem +2

      So sorry for your loss..

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable Před rokem +3

      We always miss them but what a joy we had them in our lives as long as we did. My sympathies, however delayed.

    • @jewelleryaddict
      @jewelleryaddict Před rokem +3

      It's so painful yes we have lost quit a few cats and each one hurts so bad sometimes years sometimes forever. But best medicine is to take that love you gave your baby and get another one, their are so many that need a good home and someone like you.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Před rokem

      Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you
      as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not
      be afraid.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 3 lety +30

    All of these videos make me realize I just had really good luck with the cats I adopted out of the wild and the kittens they had. Especially the first litter that my second cat had. She had two cats that were Siamese and perfect copies, so called Siamese twins and named " M and M " because of the M shapes on their foreheads. One of them left ( the boy ) and the girl stayed around. She thought she was a dog because she grew up around all our dachshunds, then on top of that, every night when I'd go to bed, I'd hear meowling at my door, open it, she runs in, jumps in my bed, lays next to my dog in bed, waits for me to climb in, then lays down on my pillow right behind my head and starts purring. I can't genuinely remember a time when I was holding that cat that she wasn't purring like a little engine. I miss her.

    • @EarlyMourningg
      @EarlyMourningg Před rokem +1

      Siamese are my favourite, my mums cat thinks he’s a human, greets people and talks too much and meows a full conversation. His name is prince but I secretly called him prints (as in paw prints) because he used to love walking on everything

  • @okamischolar922
    @okamischolar922 Před 4 lety +955

    _Is it just me or does Zefrank's voice just cure depression and sounds so soothing and relaxing?_
    _No longer just cat therapy._

  • @erdol4942
    @erdol4942 Před 4 lety +958

    Zefrank: "Cats in Therapy"
    Me: "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"

    • @teruphoto
      @teruphoto Před 4 lety +1

      Hey keep your Star Wars out of my talking pussy fantas...I've said too much.

    • @joshgriffin7646
      @joshgriffin7646 Před 4 lety +2

      Hello there

  • @thewomandirector
    @thewomandirector Před rokem +5

    "Just do your magic, Brain Witch!" Great line.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592

    "and my balls are missing.. I'm not saying she did it" LOL!

  • @jameo6381
    @jameo6381 Před 4 lety +848

    “behind a Trader Joe’s in Glendale”

    • @nitewarden
      @nitewarden Před 4 lety +31

      I know exactly the one he's referring to, lol.

    • @miglydon8773
      @miglydon8773 Před 4 lety +15

      @@nitewarden Same, Glendale homie

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 Před 4 lety +9

      When did Glendale get a TJ’s, and where is it? I remember having to drive to either Sunland or Pasadena.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 Před 4 lety +13

      ​@@nitewarden California or Arizona ???
      Either way, its purrrfect weather for fermenting tofu...

    • @kylerae9196
      @kylerae9196 Před 4 lety +6

      JUST DO YOUR MAGIC, BRAIN WITCH

  • @ahill1985
    @ahill1985 Před 4 lety +389

    "Just do your magic, brain witch"
    My therapist is getting told this next session

  • @TwinborneUncutGaming
    @TwinborneUncutGaming Před 3 lety +19

    "It's 2019; who plays Candy Crush?"
    *2021, an ad for Candy Crush plays*
    "People still play Candy Crush!"
    MFW: ಠ_ಠ

  • @Amblin80s
    @Amblin80s Před 4 lety +27

    I’ve been watching this ever since it was uploaded, and I STILL always laugh out loud at the Trader Joe’s bit. So beautifully written. How does he not laugh while reading the scripts of his videos???

  • @darklordchris
    @darklordchris Před 4 lety +467

    "Here's an idea, bring me the whole damn peacock so I can murder it!" Hahaha

  • @QueenBForLife
    @QueenBForLife Před 4 lety +655

    "I'm not saying she did it but she's acting like everything's normal" lol I need this on a shirt immediately

    • @sheilabilyeu5689
      @sheilabilyeu5689 Před 3 lety +4

      The way his eyes got bigger when he says, ' My BALLS ARE GONE!' 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤭😾😹

  • @vespien2056
    @vespien2056 Před 4 lety +20

    I never knew until now that this is the kind of content I need in my life. Seriously. This needs to be a series.

  •  Před 4 lety +20

    The cats expressions match what he's saying purrrfectly

  • @dj__alien
    @dj__alien Před 4 lety +191

    “You left for the bathroom, unprofessional by the way...”

  • @DorkingtonHacker
    @DorkingtonHacker Před 4 lety +153

    This is honestly a legitimately good introduction to feline pschology.

    • @emberlite
      @emberlite Před 4 lety +12

      Michael Wells Wait...are you saying you're a cat psychologist?

    • @spudthepug
      @spudthepug Před 4 lety +7

      Amber Mitchell Are you saying you AREN’T?

  • @johnmcmanus7976
    @johnmcmanus7976 Před 3 lety +11

    Please make more of these animal commentaries.....diary, therapy, holiday and isolation were hilarious

  • @anikac8380
    @anikac8380 Před 4 lety +3

    Roaring good fun! Clever and loads of attitude. Thanks!

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz Před 4 lety +479

    When the cat's eyes dilated at the right time, I died.

    • @Ohburnburn
      @Ohburnburn Před 4 lety +13

      You talking about 2:00? Cause the ear twitch got me

    • @XprPrentice
      @XprPrentice Před 4 lety +4

      Sorry for your loss - of yourself. My condolences to you.

  • @lishuss
    @lishuss Před 4 lety +151

    "Just do your magic, brain-witch" is too perfect.

    • @joshmayne2853
      @joshmayne2853 Před 4 lety +1

      Just do your magic-brain, witch

    • @lishuss
      @lishuss Před 4 lety

      Or remove the comma all together for some freaky-frealy. "Just do your magic brain-witch"

  • @wandabosworth63
    @wandabosworth63 Před 4 lety +9

    I love all of these. Especially the one about- She’s acting like there’s nothing wrong!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wandabosworth63
      @wandabosworth63 Před 4 lety +2

      Thank You. I love the way he does these. Thank you for making me laugh 😆. I need that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janicekitchen1111
    @janicekitchen1111 Před 4 lety +21

    This was amazing! Just what I needed! Sometimes I wonder what my cat would say in therapy....then I realize I’m better off not knowing.

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 Před 3 lety +3

      Janice, that is too funny 😂. I’m sure kitty would say only nice things about you. I’M the one that needs to WORRY 😬. 🐈‍⬛🐾

    • @jewelleryaddict
      @jewelleryaddict Před rokem +2

      That's the truth maybe we should be glad they can't talk.

  • @HappyTimeFunZone
    @HappyTimeFunZone Před 4 lety +57

    I'm just covered in chunks of what I thought was my mother.

  • @beachgirl4583
    @beachgirl4583 Před 4 lety +342

    Over 1k views in one minute.
    That’s how the ZeFrank fan do.

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 Před 4 lety +2

      For some reason my eyes got stuck on "view" and I read it as if it rhymes ^^

  • @WilAdams
    @WilAdams Před 4 lety +88

    Come on Zefrank, we NEED a Dear Diary (cats and dogs) talking about the 'authorities' or 'dear humans' being home all the time during 'stay at home' Let's get right on those. Thanks.'

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 Před 3 lety +4

      The dogs absolutely love it, and the cats think they are being watched 24/7 lol

  • @danasandoval624
    @danasandoval624 Před rokem +4

    No matter how many times I watch these they are hysterical!! Thank the humor Gods for ZeFrank!!!

  • @prescriptiondrug3795
    @prescriptiondrug3795 Před 4 lety +386

    zefrank: *disappears*
    7 months later
    zefrank: so cat therapy?

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 Před 4 lety +35

      Did you miss the spider last week?

    • @DefaOmega
      @DefaOmega Před 4 lety +2

      And we respond with, "YES!"

    • @notarobot459
      @notarobot459 Před 4 lety +2

      @@beachgirl4583 i missed the spider

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 Před 4 lety

      He was getting his degree

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 Před 4 lety +5

      Alterss Bot,
      We got a spider last week and a spider about 7 months ago. I thought the spiders got him. The Bolus spider is really funny.

  • @IrvinCascade
    @IrvinCascade Před 4 lety +40

    1:58 "AND my balls are missing," the pupils changing shape with that line was hilarious.

  • @amasterofone
    @amasterofone Před rokem +2

    "I mean ,sure its a game, but where does that leave me?" Incredible 😂😂😂

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 Před 4 lety +29

    Someone give Zefrank the Nobel Prize for CZcams content, already!

  • @BrokenPuzzle03
    @BrokenPuzzle03 Před 4 lety +459

    "He doesn't jerk it like he used too... the cat toy of course"
    I DIED 😂😂

  • @bubblybosoms
    @bubblybosoms Před 4 lety +439

    I need more of this. Lol. Like a soap opera “days of our cat lives”.

  • @Mambo1061
    @Mambo1061 Před 3 lety +3

    “Brain witch” is a stroke of genius 😄

  • @greghannibal
    @greghannibal Před 4 lety +33

    "Do your magic, brain witch!" Should try that next time I see a therapist

  • @ShooshBrosGaming
    @ShooshBrosGaming Před 4 lety +581

    Nobody:
    Zefrank: *TRAUMATIZED CAT*

    • @Gman1998
      @Gman1998 Před 4 lety +6

      Shoosh Bros these cats ought to get emotional support dogs

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg Před 4 lety +2

      Shoosh Bros Le qUirkY mEme

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Gman1998 I CAN HAS SERVISE D0GGIE 2 TORCHUR ?!?!

  • @KemeticWitch
    @KemeticWitch Před 4 lety +105

    "Just do your magic, brain witch!"

  • @dar_jada
    @dar_jada Před 4 lety +7

    Usually I am a silent laugher but I found myself spontaneously guffawing (sp?) loudly at this. His voice😂

    • @downtoncatbey8596
      @downtoncatbey8596 Před 4 lety

      Me too! It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud, and this did it.

  • @sandibeach7291
    @sandibeach7291 Před 4 lety +5

    I love your videos. Keep it up!~ Whenever I need a great laugh, I watch these over and over!

  • @readymason5811
    @readymason5811 Před 4 lety +293

    “But no no no, that’s not for Libby” 😂

  • @Liboo52
    @Liboo52 Před 4 lety +69

    “Just do your magic, brain witch.”
    The best phrase to get things started with a new therapist.

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 Před 4 lety +9

    My cat bit me while watching this... It think you're giving out secrets you shouldn't.

  • @MegaTinni
    @MegaTinni Před 3 lety +58

    My parents' stray cat had to be taken to the vet and turns out she is full of metal, being shot at. She is the most friendly cat you know, even to strangers. She apparently went trough something, yet still faith in people.

    • @gingerwong3986
      @gingerwong3986 Před 3 lety +4

      Hi Mega Tinni! It was so wonderful your parents took in this innocent stray kitty & got her the medical help she needed. 😽🐾

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Před rokem +6

      @MegaTinni - Be sure to keep the kitty indoors - they are MUCH safer that way and live much longer. I hope she heals well PDQ.

    • @voyaristika5673
      @voyaristika5673 Před rokem +1

      Give my love to mom and dad, and some baby talk and pets to sweet little kitty ❤

    • @MegaTinni
      @MegaTinni Před rokem

      @@gingerwong3986 She actually 'invited herself' as they say 😀 ... she just saw her around and in winter my mother made a cozy warm place for her in the garden and food, water ... after a while she came inside the house and never left. Here in Belgium most cats go outdoors as they please. Very little cats are kept indoors all the time. So my mom has a cat door and she is free to roam, but always returns, it's her home now.

    • @MegaTinni
      @MegaTinni Před rokem +1

      @@voyaristika5673 Oh yes, in the evening she's on my mother's lap in front of the tv and when they go upstairs she sleeps with them too. In the middle of the night, my dad wakes up for her because she knows she can get him to give her food then 🤣. They are 83 both, that cat is their hobby and keep their daily schedule going (or should I say nightly too).

  • @Ojayy2121
    @Ojayy2121 Před 4 lety +554

    “It’s 2019, who plays candy crush?” 😂☠️

    • @Sam_dea
      @Sam_dea Před 4 lety +25

      my mom is on like level 2000 something and still plays every day and I find it hilarious

    • @sovest555
      @sovest555 Před 4 lety +13

      Moms obviously.

    •  Před 4 lety +7

      Me. I'm a cat mum does that count??

    • @grimfirehead603
      @grimfirehead603 Před 4 lety +2

      For real?! Who?

    • @ACabel
      @ACabel Před 4 lety

      @@sovest555 Heyyy! Lol

  • @shaynemanosca2746
    @shaynemanosca2746 Před 4 lety +103

    "just do your magic, brain witch" that one spoke to me for some reason.

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, I heard it too, kinda like pulling back a veil....;).

  • @beverlysmith7752
    @beverlysmith7752 Před 2 lety +1

    I LOVE listening to your voice!!! You are a GENIUS!!!

  • @PhoenixSpirit1009
    @PhoenixSpirit1009 Před 4 lety +9

    "Just do your magic, brain witch." 😂😂😂

  • @Absintheinfevor
    @Absintheinfevor Před 4 lety +358

    "I'm getting older... I'm almost eleven."

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 Před 4 lety +25

      My cat would scoff at that. He's 17.

    • @SuicideRedemption
      @SuicideRedemption Před 4 lety +4

      That's old for cats

    • @Absintheinfevor
      @Absintheinfevor Před 4 lety +6

      Oldest cat I ever owned made it to fourteen. Seventeen though. Are you sure your cat isn't immortal?

    • @whoopsydaizy
      @whoopsydaizy Před 4 lety +9

      Absintheinfevor It's normal for indoor cats to live to 15 or 20. If your indoor cats are only living 10 to 14 you're unfortunately unlucky.
      On a side note, my dog is 19 and acts like a puppy still. Not gonna lie, I wouldn't complain if she were immortal. Not sure how I'd explain that to the vet or the government though.

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco Před 4 lety +6

      @@Absintheinfevor The oldest domestic cat on record was like a Methuselah compared to them, dying at age 38. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Lifespan_and_health

  • @Rebecca-ob3jz
    @Rebecca-ob3jz Před 4 lety +16

    I am now going to refer to therapists as "brain witches"

  • @lisakiraly7227
    @lisakiraly7227 Před 4 lety +12

    Thanks for doing these! Whenever I’m feeling down or just in general not feeling great these always make me feel a lot better!

  • @kanenomoja
    @kanenomoja Před 8 měsíci +3

    That is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
    And, I’ve heard funny.

  • @totootot09
    @totootot09 Před 4 lety +32

    I love how each cat has a unique voice. Adds to the video.

  • @rabbit0664
    @rabbit0664 Před 4 lety +256

    "Maybe it came like that."
    "Maybe you did it."
    XDD

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday Před 3 lety +6

    You're really good at timing to the cats subtle movements, gods some of them really look like they're saying that

  • @traekas7228
    @traekas7228 Před 4 lety +5

    I really like this. Seeing all the gorgeous Cats, and one Dog-cat! With (is it?) your voice playing all parts. Script is pretty hilarious 🤣!!! I’ll definitely watch more when they get to my recommendations. Promise. 💕

  • @nic0lemari338
    @nic0lemari338 Před 4 lety +41

    "Here's an idea, 1 get me the whole peacock and let me murder it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Theresa97
    @Theresa97 Před 4 lety +2311

    "I'm not saying she *did it* , but she's acting like everything's normal,and this is NOT normal."

    • @happydawg2663
      @happydawg2663 Před 4 lety +32

      I had cats for years when I was a kid, and I left all the body parts attached to the animal. I had kittens which is awesome and I've always found people to give them to. Nowadays people cut balls or ovaries before the cat even knows what it's doing in this life.

    • @Grimlore82
      @Grimlore82 Před 4 lety +6

      Read that as he said it Lol.

    • @MP197742
      @MP197742 Před 4 lety +37

      Unneutered males are just as friendly with humans, but not so friendly with other male cats. But the big thing is that they spray. Doesn’t work too well with an indoor cat.

    • @michaelbooker3321
      @michaelbooker3321 Před 4 lety +44

      @@happydawg2663 Its because overpopulation is a really bad thing with cats, and just because some people will take the kittens doesn't mean they're treated right or that they won't end up in a shelter later on.
      Plus, male cats spray.

    • @cannedmusic
      @cannedmusic Před 4 lety +15

      @@michaelbooker3321 and female cats go on this merooowooowoow every 28 days....

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs Před 4 lety +4

    I can't tell you how much I love these videos and his voice. Makes me so happy.

  • @kicapanmanis1060
    @kicapanmanis1060 Před 4 lety +26

    0:59 the timing of the "oh" and cat's moving head is perfect.

    • @David_Fellner
      @David_Fellner Před 3 lety

      Hah, yep. It looked like the cat was actually just realizing that.

  • @chrisdavis1722
    @chrisdavis1722 Před 4 lety +44

    “It was a ‘one step back’ kind of week” 😂

  • @OTW18
    @OTW18 Před 4 lety +133

    2:15 When you start thinking about what y’all have in common, it’s not that mu- *ooOoOOOh, mMmm god that’s good.*
    _When I tell you I wheezed so hard._

    • @jefflindeman
      @jefflindeman Před 4 lety +1

      Grizzly BƎAR ~kinda like marriage... 😏😗🎶

    • @BroMontana25
      @BroMontana25 Před 4 lety +2

      *insert heavy breathing*

  • @paulachristopher9451
    @paulachristopher9451 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Loved your "Dear Kitten". Great job! ❤

  • @June_squids
    @June_squids Před 3 lety +4

    Cat sobbing: I just can't get the red dot