Ross - I'm afraid this is my stop

SO, I was in town getting a bit of nosh when this bird, was like, totally checking me out, like totally checking me out. she had a bit of a girl-next-door vibe, if your next door neighbour happens to be Delta Goodrem. So I went over, laid on the charm, like uber thick and I had her eating out of my hond in like, no time. I was about to seal the deal, roysh, but then I noticed, that like, something wasn't right about the bird. www.rossocarrol...