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  • @jomakaze
    @jomakaze  Před 2 lety +2551

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  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms Před 2 lety +10357

    That intro is everything! I WANT THAT BLIND!

    • @supahx1421
      @supahx1421 Před 2 lety +126

      hyperconsumerism moment

    • @awesomeness5175
      @awesomeness5175 Před 2 lety +186

      Yo, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but it takes a special kind to buy something called an apple blind over a Windows blind.

    • @vukosimahonisi1978
      @vukosimahonisi1978 Před 2 lety +16

      🤣🔥🔥 OM is in the building guys🔥🤌🏾

    • @WSmith_1984
      @WSmith_1984 Před 2 lety +6

      @@supahx1421 where can I buy these blinds.........

    • @awesomeness5175
      @awesomeness5175 Před 2 lety +12

      @Khenti Khan I'd like to thank common sense. I only have a little, but in this world it means a lot.

  • @bravonorthyt
    @bravonorthyt Před 2 lety +13258

    This proves marketing is everything. I want these blinds now.

    • @flowerofash4439
      @flowerofash4439 Před rokem +260

      Everything for those who have no integrity

    • @ac4694
      @ac4694 Před rokem +328

      ​@@flowerofash4439 tell me how marketing-proof, independent thinker you are

    • @elisabeths.7146
      @elisabeths.7146 Před rokem +210

      @Flower of Ash Careful there. Someday someone may market the concept of jokes to you. Make sure to keep protecting your integrity.

    • @yetian9349
      @yetian9349 Před rokem +119

      Nah. I'll wait for Pro Max.

    • @bleack8701
      @bleack8701 Před rokem +15

      STERILE CGI TRAILER LET'S GOOOOO

  • @oc2397
    @oc2397 Před 7 měsíci +155

    The CGI is immaculate, but the hand gestures are what made this

    • @ferrishthefish
      @ferrishthefish Před 3 měsíci +14

      I thought the exaggerated shoe squeaks were pretty great too.

  • @cakework9584
    @cakework9584 Před 5 měsíci +323

    Love the color selection. So diverse and beautiful. I cant decide which one i want so i think ill buy them all!

    • @Colour_beaks
      @Colour_beaks Před 5 měsíci +8

      Apple : all white is a wide range of colours

    • @prospersikhwari5289
      @prospersikhwari5289 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Off white white

    • @joeblow229
      @joeblow229 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Maybe if I identify as "Navajo White" I'll be able to get a job, applying as White doesn't seem to be working.

  • @GiveYasuoRedBuff
    @GiveYasuoRedBuff Před rokem +5124

    "the blindr tilt wand is sold separately" so accurate

    • @LeekSeo
      @LeekSeo Před rokem +89

      and it never compatible with blinder 1.0 😂

    • @Amit-hb9ex
      @Amit-hb9ex Před rokem +4

      @@LeekSeo 😂

    • @robertwilsoniii2048
      @robertwilsoniii2048 Před 11 měsíci +16

      'Only $1,499.'

    • @savva8716
      @savva8716 Před 10 měsíci +3

      it more looks like samsung

    • @Jinkypigs
      @Jinkypigs Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@savva8716LOL. Really now? What a delusional stockholmed ifruity fanboi.
      And Samsung sadly follows where ifruit blaze the trail in ways to cheat and squeeze the last juice out from its fanboi.

  • @zedspoint4614
    @zedspoint4614 Před 2 lety +17050

    I can’t believe this man just rendered a whole ass blinds for a parody video. What commitment

  • @rico1346
    @rico1346 Před 10 měsíci +82

    I don't think I have ever seen a sponsorship so well integrated into a video before; no ad segment but built right in. Massive props to this guy 💯

  • @spencerboyce6227
    @spencerboyce6227 Před 5 měsíci +91

    I can’t imagine the impact of having my window blinds data stolen 😨😨😨

  • @dazzlingdexter5060
    @dazzlingdexter5060 Před rokem +4025

    Those blinds would be 500+ and would be upgraded every three months and raise the price by at least 100$ and somehow making the previous blinds obsolete

    • @NEWPLAYAmusic
      @NEWPLAYAmusic Před rokem +114

      tell the people that the blinds would normally cost 1000+ and say but the company has a special offer only for the people. Now for only 499,- and the people go crazy for how "cheap" it is XD

    • @quinndepatten4442
      @quinndepatten4442 Před rokem +88

      You have to sync them up with the rest of your apple products or they'll refuse to rotate.

    • @IamCree
      @IamCree Před rokem +16

      Seriously. Though $500 is not super expensive for blinds. They'd be 2k, with well places promotional sales lol

    • @mtjoy747
      @mtjoy747 Před rokem +15

      And be sold with a ridiculously small cleaner, in a bottle that runs out after you coat the brush once LOL

    • @Hairy_Takoyaki
      @Hairy_Takoyaki Před rokem

      They'll make the previous blinds obsolete by serialising every slat with a chip so that you can't transfer slats from blind to blind even if it's from another Blindr. It will disable the opacity of the slat and let ALL the sunlight through rendering the slat non-functioning. 🤬

  • @dandean4744
    @dandean4744 Před rokem +1522

    Did you forget to mention how apple increases privacy?
    "To ensure your privacy, blinder 2.0 will be sending constant live stream video of your bedroom to our ai servers. When the ai detects you are undressing, the blinds will automatically shut."
    "PS: some images may be retained for user training and review of the ai engine"

  • @meticulousperversions9064
    @meticulousperversions9064 Před 5 měsíci +56

    digital blinds right up there with electric soap which I'm convinced you could also sell as long as the presentation is slick

    • @katharineeavan9705
      @katharineeavan9705 Před 5 měsíci

      Auto dispensers already exist. Like, wouldn't want to get germs from your soap dispenser on your hands before you wash them, now would we? I'm sure someone's already working on getting them voice activated through Alexa or something so they can harvest some juicy data while they're there

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti Před 5 měsíci +2

      I’m sold on the electric soap already

  • @tafarapaul
    @tafarapaul Před 5 měsíci +26

    I bet if these were real blindrs in production, some people would try them😂😂

    • @bendgeddes
      @bendgeddes Před 4 měsíci +2

      We all know at least one of them. 🙄

    • @Jasonwalkertube
      @Jasonwalkertube Před 12 dny

      It's called the Apple Vision Pro. Available base model $3,500. You can't make it up.

  • @hosatk
    @hosatk Před rokem +5157

    I love how the tilt wand is sold separately for $249, Ha!

    • @malirabbit6228
      @malirabbit6228 Před rokem +72

      If they want it they will pay for it! And it’s your job to make them want it!

    • @ProtoPropski
      @ProtoPropski Před rokem +24

      Apple Pen Anyone

    • @Intranetusa
      @Intranetusa Před rokem +26

      And if it breaks, you can't service it yourself but will have to spend $200 at an offical vendor to service it.

    • @EnochKabange
      @EnochKabange Před rokem +5

      classic Apple move

    • @SanaagSomaliland
      @SanaagSomaliland Před rokem +12

      You only get the wood in the box. Everything else is sold separately, only works with our screws too. If you get any other screws, your warranty is void.

  • @bawad
    @bawad Před 2 lety +13847

    prediction: Blindr will pivot to Grindr for blind dates

  • @nguyentruongduy9247
    @nguyentruongduy9247 Před rokem +30

    So accurate! This is a proof that you can sell anything very normal with a great talent of storytelling and marketing skills

  • @grvpanchal
    @grvpanchal Před 10 měsíci +17

    The answer to Nikhil''s question hit me hard. The business guys love to hear a sophisticated answer even though it does not make sense.

    • @jaceamir514
      @jaceamir514 Před 16 dny

      Exactly, I was like what the f is this guy even saying?

  • @SilentMemer
    @SilentMemer Před 2 lety +6356

    They could sell iAir without a problem

  • @Subh8081
    @Subh8081 Před rokem +2248

    The answer about the plans for the next 5 years was spot on as how companies use jargons to obfuscate the fact that they themselves are unsure what the plans are.

    • @kentr1p
      @kentr1p Před rokem +15

      lmao so true

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 Před rokem +43

      I swear I heard that synergy bs before for companies future. I had the same puzzled look like my namesake. 😆

    • @TheTruth-13
      @TheTruth-13 Před rokem +10

      Like how your using the word “jargons” and “obfuscate” as if those are common words, it’s not hard to use more words instead of having others use more thoughts to understand

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy Před rokem +71

      @@TheTruth-13 jargon and obfuscate are common words.

    • @ngndnd
      @ngndnd Před rokem +41

      @@TheTruth-13 please tell me that this is a joke

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 5 měsíci +32

    The wand for the blinds alone being $250 is what sent me 😂😂😂
    Bit of a funny story I have regarding blinds as well. Back when my brother and I moved out from home, we roomed together, a stepping stone of getting more independence but not making enough yet to live by ourselves and not wanting/having random friends as roommates. As I packed to leave our mom's house, I remember seeing the measuring tape and knowing I would perhaps need it, so to pack it where I would find it again.
    I somehow lost it anyways. Our upstairs bathroom at the new apartment needed blinds, and sooo...we decided to wing it. We went to Walmart, bought some blinds, aaand...they were too large. Alrightie, no biggie, Walmart is great about returns if you have a receipt. We just bought smaller blinds and exhanged them. They were now too small. Damnit, let's try this again! Still too small. By this point, we have now made three to four trips to Walmart and NEVER did we just think, "Gee, we should just buy a new measuring tape!" No, we were idiots and convinced we would find the old one and didn't want to buy a new one. We NEVER found the old one. And finally, four or five times the charm, we got the measurement right with the window. The woman at the customer service counter would laugh and shake her head sadly at us each sheepish time we returned 😅
    I would like to think if I were ever to buy something as fancy as Blindr 2.0, I would take the time to measure the window but...probably not 😅

  • @LeifurThor-qu2bz
    @LeifurThor-qu2bz Před 4 měsíci +5

    My favorite is his tennis shoes squeaking when he pivots. That squeak says everything.

  • @Psych2go
    @Psych2go Před 2 lety +4707

    Would totally support the crowdfund for this

  • @calitts4708
    @calitts4708 Před 2 lety +3854

    This guy was able to create the most entertaining NordVPN ad I've ever seen.

    • @Pawuch
      @Pawuch Před 2 lety +56

      When I actually got to the NordVPN ad i loled so hard

    • @marcin2053
      @marcin2053 Před 2 lety +13

      I was sure I will find comment like that, when I saw that add 😁

    • @juliasteam2077
      @juliasteam2077 Před 2 lety +26

      Internet historian is a worthy opponent

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Před 2 lety +1

      Lmaooo

    • @samjurka665
      @samjurka665 Před 2 lety +4

      Looks like you didn't watch Internet historian yet

  • @TamuSmann
    @TamuSmann Před 10 měsíci +5

    I love how much you committed to this gag. Amazing!

  • @Bloink
    @Bloink Před 13 dny +4

    You better have insurance if a tiny bird bumps into your window and dies instantaneously, taking your blinds with it.

  • @NaThingSerious
    @NaThingSerious Před rokem +2514

    You missed the part where to save on packaging all panels are sold individually at your local apple store and if one becomes damaged, they are still available at the apple store for the small price of $299 per panel, and if you decide to replace it with a non apple certified panel, all other panels will refuse to rotate and will actually go see through. All of this is of course for the safety of our users as we don’t want them being spied on by counterfeit products, but they can worry no more as our blindr has an individual camera and audio recorder in each panel so that everything you say and do is recorded for our… market research.

    • @The-Middleman
      @The-Middleman Před rokem +25

      Blindr* smh

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 Před rokem +47

      Ah, the good ol' i-mafia

    • @wanidouse
      @wanidouse Před rokem +9

      3rd biggest company in the US

    • @yuyenkiniben1214
      @yuyenkiniben1214 Před rokem +4

      Hhahahahaha

    • @stellar783
      @stellar783 Před rokem +36

      You also cannot use blinds from another blinder to replace faulty ones because they will still refuse to recognize parts of another device even if genuine which will ensure that all repairs will have to be done through Apple’s daylight robbery of a system.

  • @jonathanbishopmusic
    @jonathanbishopmusic Před rokem +253

    I love my Blindr blinds. Everyone who makes fun of them for being $1000 per blind plus $249 for each sold-separately motor plus the monthly activation subscription fee is just jealous. It's actually a good price when you consider the quality, and now with their new family subscription plan I can use all the blinds in my house for only $79 a month. These blinds _just work_ once you install all the compatible Blindr windows. In fact, it's so convenient and special that I don't think I can live with anyone who doesn't exclusively have Blindr blinds. It ruins the whole network when one person in the household uses non-Blindr blinds, because it then shows that window as a green window rather than a blue one in the Blindr Home Control app's 3D model of my home.

  • @gulpers
    @gulpers Před 8 měsíci +4

    should've named it iBlind

  • @2012TheAndromeda
    @2012TheAndromeda Před rokem +1

    That's probably one of the best ways to sponsor something. It was so smooth and natural.

  • @loopyzreal
    @loopyzreal Před 2 lety +3163

    I'm kinda convinced Joma will actually make blindr a reality once he secures the funds.

    • @roykibet6038
      @roykibet6038 Před 2 lety +35

      Why not. Lets make it happen

    • @loopyzreal
      @loopyzreal Před 2 lety +88

      ​@@roykibet6038 It would be a cool social experiment tbh, and if people actually buy it, then there's definitely someting wrong with us lool

    • @mypdf
      @mypdf Před 2 lety +26

      @@loopyzreal The do look cool though

    • @kaixinsoh
      @kaixinsoh Před rokem +25

      @@loopyzreal Can I get them in Off-white White? 🤣

    • @bravo075
      @bravo075 Před rokem +7

      @@loopyzreal Trust me, they WILL buy it.

  • @53232adrian
    @53232adrian Před 2 lety +2333

    The most professional parody vid by far. Level of detail is insane. Image the cost if it were real. The funniest part is it had a chip for the blinds and the wand for such minimalistic function(that to during a chip shprtage) :) :)

  • @dudedudedudedude5381
    @dudedudedudedude5381 Před 11 měsíci +6

    watching this gem somehow reminds me of keeping improving myself otherwise I'm gonna end up impressed and admired how dedicated and sophisticated techs Apple has put on their products.

  • @LivingBibleVideos
    @LivingBibleVideos Před 10 měsíci +2

    The sneakers squeaking when he turns 😂

  • @CinematographyDatabase
    @CinematographyDatabase Před 2 lety +2185

    It’s the shoe squeaks for me

    • @nanwijanarko1969
      @nanwijanarko1969 Před 2 lety +38

      "Actually..." *squeaks* "It's even better."

    • @apidas
      @apidas Před 2 lety +1

      hey matt

    • @answerth
      @answerth Před 2 lety +4

      the shoe squeaks really got me 😅

    • @bossssssist
      @bossssssist Před 2 lety +5

      If this was really apple. There would be no straight males in the announcement

    • @randomyoutuber2927
      @randomyoutuber2927 Před 2 lety

      It's the turtleneck for me

  • @mleav2
    @mleav2 Před 2 lety +1431

    Two years from now, The blind’s closing and opening speed will start drastically slowing down after each new update download.

    • @bruceh4180
      @bruceh4180 Před rokem +53

      Does my $19.99 per window blind insurance cover opening and closing?

    • @keriddunk1520
      @keriddunk1520 Před rokem +5

      Ha..ha

    • @frankzhang4245
      @frankzhang4245 Před rokem +36

      And that is to help customers reducing wear and tear on the mechanical gears, allowing the product to last a even longer life.

    • @mleav2
      @mleav2 Před rokem +16

      @@frankzhang4245 Yes great point! Those Apple engineers think of everything.

    • @stonewolf9459
      @stonewolf9459 Před rokem +9

      @@bruceh4180 It sure does, just send us the 80% of new cost deductible along with the malfunctioning product, and we will send you a licensed refurbished replacement in 3 to 10 business days
      example: $800 blindr pluss extra pluss pluss would be a deductible of $640. in rare occurrences your current color my be unavailable, in which case we will contact you and give you the option of choosing an available color, or for an up-charge of $180 we will send you a brand new unit of your original color.

  • @noone-gf5op
    @noone-gf5op Před 10 měsíci +5

    the moment the beat hitting is so accurate. companies over here acting as if they're introducing you to life on mars

  • @First-super-Duck
    @First-super-Duck Před rokem +2

    this just proves that to get a customer to buy your item make the ad look sophisticated

  • @era_s
    @era_s Před 2 lety +881

    Guy asking a question only to introduce himself, mention he used to work for facebook, praise the boss for something meaningless, and then not actually ask a question. Golden.

  • @sded7126
    @sded7126 Před 2 lety +1999

    Oh my god the amount of effort put into this is just mind boggling

    • @karazor-el9047
      @karazor-el9047 Před 2 lety +20

      The amount of time and effort to create the graphics for a parody. Wow!

    • @stevenlewis9234
      @stevenlewis9234 Před 2 lety +11

      It’s blind moggling

  • @usptact
    @usptact Před rokem +6

    Legend says the team is still “working hard” to revise that paid time leave policy.

  • @stringlarson1247
    @stringlarson1247 Před 10 měsíci

    Ha. I'm right in the middle of making blinds/curtains out of canvas drop cloths with grommets and aircraft wire.
    I started as a software engineer in '84 and have been in so many of these meetings/etc. over the years.
    You f'n nailed it.

  • @marvedeiparine6171
    @marvedeiparine6171 Před 2 lety +1530

    "The world's favorite blinds just got better as it now comes in full finishes: ivory white, eggshell white, navajo white, and off-white white" 😆

  • @cattochi_
    @cattochi_ Před 2 lety +1417

    Why is this actually such high quality

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall Před rokem +1

    Yes, that Blindr product advert/your intro was super high quality and smooth!
    Looked like a real Apple advert.
    Haha, great commentary on Apple.
    I do think they need AI more than a blinds company though.
    😂
    Don't know what Nest thermometers (now part of Alphabet) needed AI?!
    And I'm an AI engineer/ML Engineer.
    I just need a manual weekly schedule.
    AI for thermometers is like trying to kill a fly with a mini gun!

  • @yajeer9685
    @yajeer9685 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Excited for the blind 2.0 pro max.

  • @Meriphistimo
    @Meriphistimo Před rokem +839

    THAT was a masterpiece. You can actually see how a startup with a glossy pitch can get off the ground, and then fail because they don't know WTF they need to do to run a company.

  • @samuelzhang5497
    @samuelzhang5497 Před 2 lety +1890

    The most realistic part of the ad:
    *The Blindr tilt wand is sold separately for $249.99 😂

    • @Husky4848
      @Husky4848 Před 2 lety +4

      @Fromage LMAO

    • @missilemahmood
      @missilemahmood Před 2 lety +36

      Yeah, it's so apple 😂

    • @an-ki1794
      @an-ki1794 Před rokem +1

      target is made 120 local service center in 2 years

    • @Prof.SeverusSnape
      @Prof.SeverusSnape Před rokem +3

      @@missilemahmood *Blundr, never heard of Apple. Why are we talking about fruits?🤔

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius Před 10 měsíci

      Anything worth buying will have the proper $250 price.

  • @Amouthfulofsin220
    @Amouthfulofsin220 Před rokem +2

    This fills me with an irrational amount of rage.
    Fantastic job!

  • @Estheryaaa
    @Estheryaaa Před 7 měsíci

    I need a behind the scene, the intro is just breathtaking goooood

  • @listerdave1240
    @listerdave1240 Před 2 lety +619

    I was happy with Blindr and some even called me a fanboy. But that all ended when they pushed the last update which no longer works with my windows. Customer support are telling me I have to upgrade them to 11 which for me means I'll need to change the hardware. It is for my safety apparently but I don;t buy that. I think I'll be swithing to SunSang instead. They are not nearly as beautiful but they will work even with XP windows, even the wooden ones. Moreover SunSang blinds use a block chain to adjust the angle of the blinds and are made of graphene which mitigates micro vortices better than wood.

    • @blessyjoycerojo6743
      @blessyjoycerojo6743 Před 2 lety +4

      hahahaha

    • @crimsonlightbinder
      @crimsonlightbinder Před rokem +29

      "SunSunk" sounds better. But I agree, I remember, back in the days when we has Rollkia, they were everwhere. I know a guy who got his finger chopped when he got it caught in a Rollkia 3310 blinder blade

    • @yoo571
      @yoo571 Před rokem +24

      I prefer the XiaoRoll, they're cheaper but enough for my needs and aren't that bad tho

    • @an-ki1794
      @an-ki1794 Před rokem +2

      thanks for review, i just want to buy it tonight

    • @mz7315
      @mz7315 Před rokem +5

      Underrated comment.

  • @FluxAcademy
    @FluxAcademy Před 2 lety +3169

    best sponsorship integration ever. well done!

    • @Endolas1
      @Endolas1 Před 2 lety +2

      I was about to comment about it but than i saw you allready did that. :)

    • @RaphBJ
      @RaphBJ Před 2 lety +4

      Damm it was even better than Linus tech tips

    • @rayjaymor8754
      @rayjaymor8754 Před 2 lety +3

      Linus wants to know your location

    • @FolkerHQ
      @FolkerHQ Před 2 lety +6

      not allowed in this way in Germany without marking it as commercial

    • @HendyIrawancom
      @HendyIrawancom Před 2 lety

      Definitely True! But I'm not sure Netflix approves... Won't that violate their ToS ?

  • @user-ez9ng2rw9c
    @user-ez9ng2rw9c Před 7 měsíci

    I like how this story works with the steven collab vid, with the last interview guy eventually becoming this guy.

  • @navneetkalia
    @navneetkalia Před 6 měsíci +2

    I thought at 1.54 Blindr' commitment to saving the earth would be - Blindr 2 allows the sunlight to reach the plants in room too. That's the key feature. May be you should highlight in Blindr 3

  • @ro0sterjam
    @ro0sterjam Před 2 lety +986

    Holy crap this is too perfect. That subtle camera change and shoe squeak killed me 🤣

    • @heath2694
      @heath2694 Před rokem +36

      Yes. The shoe squeaks were a phenomenal touch. My favorite part by far.

  • @oscarnival6164
    @oscarnival6164 Před rokem +794

    He got so accurate with the CEO being so glad to announce something VERY exiting (for the company)

  • @khethelozungu984
    @khethelozungu984 Před 5 měsíci

    That was the smoothest way to include a sponsor I've ever seen. Bravo.

  • @vredchasing8926
    @vredchasing8926 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I zoned out when the video started and I actually thought this was a real ad for a second until I saw Joma dressed like Steve 😂

  • @jatarokemuri4549
    @jatarokemuri4549 Před 2 lety +822

    they should make blinds that can only be closed.
    you know. to prevent you from using windows.

  • @andrew_owens7680
    @andrew_owens7680 Před 2 lety +1105

    "We plan on leveraging our new talent by creating synergy with visibility."
    He tells it like it is!

    • @rafaelabanag1753
      @rafaelabanag1753 Před 2 lety +77

      Loved that line :D its so full of nonsense it’s hilarious, Now i know what i will say whenever someone asks me about my future plans

    • @fostena
      @fostena Před 2 lety +4

      Is like the weird al song "Mission Statement"

    • @fourfivethree4822
      @fourfivethree4822 Před 2 lety +34

      You have to understand, it's a privacy company, but they're creating 360 view of their customer, and now synergy with visibility. It's very well written and all connected.

    • @Ben-ed4wx
      @Ben-ed4wx Před 2 lety +1

      Well that part isn't accurate to Apple. They do the same thing they just aren't upfront about it.

    • @asnothe
      @asnothe Před 2 lety +4

      I like how it's all about the customer's "privacy" but the future plans are all about total awareness of the customers.

  • @larontyson
    @larontyson Před 9 měsíci +1

    this has actually good sales techniques (sell the experience)

  • @wesleysmith134
    @wesleysmith134 Před 10 měsíci +1

    That was written so well, wow 😯

  • @lilyflare2
    @lilyflare2 Před rokem +178

    I like how Blindrs block "Windows"

  • @Jonifico
    @Jonifico Před rokem +870

    The production quality is amazing. Makes it that much more hilarious.

    • @spookerson
      @spookerson Před rokem +14

      Yeah, it's part of the Apple parody! Very Well done !

  • @-solitude.
    @-solitude. Před 5 měsíci +1

    Your acting is really good, and the shoes sounds when you change the camera is the best

  • @ehudv9276
    @ehudv9276 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Stopped immediately on this video and immediatly subbed before video ends. Now this is funny 🤣

  • @funastacia
    @funastacia Před 2 lety +2671

    I rewatched this video 3-4 times over the past month and only now noticed the annotation at 1:01 😂

  • @iliakatster
    @iliakatster Před rokem +333

    The blinder adjustment stick comes separate, uses a proprietary connector, and costs $300 by itself.

    • @palmberry5576
      @palmberry5576 Před 5 měsíci +9

      Better yet: they are cryptographically signed and can be remotely revoked.

  • @AustinMichael
    @AustinMichael Před 8 měsíci +1

    This feels way more like a Dyson commercial than an Apple one.

  • @sharifulhira
    @sharifulhira Před 10 měsíci

    This is the view of a company, I want to show/display to the people. Every foolish man of the world knows about it. But the materialistic world we live in wants every premium tag product.
    good work...

  • @illyay1337
    @illyay1337 Před 2 lety +822

    Wow, this feels like something exactly out of an episode of Silicon Valley. Especially once you get to the company vision part.

    • @DeusDracones
      @DeusDracones Před rokem +8

      I just asked on another comment if that is the Pied Piper board room when the marketing team pitches the enterprise box lol

  • @i_fuk_religion
    @i_fuk_religion Před rokem +174

    I once attended a zoom meeting where most people were very high net worth. My meeting was with one of them after the zoom meeting. And arrived early, when the zoom was going on, so he added me in it. I was there for 40 minutes, hearing all these words... synergy, vision, harmony, alliance, world poverty, climate change, and COVID ofcourse like 10 times.. it felt like they were having a meeting because they had nothing to talk about.

    • @LeDracodon
      @LeDracodon Před rokem +34

      Yeah... + half the things doesn't make sense at all but they all agree and congratulate themselves... I work in the industrie sector, the amount of higher up that want to "push 4.0 industrie by having more talent synergies" is horrifying.

    • @shrunkensimon
      @shrunkensimon Před rokem +28

      Congratulations, you successfully 'collaborated'!

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming Před rokem +27

      This is why whatever happens you never let management on any tech call. Just have the guys doing the actual work share the specs in 5 min and be done. The second management or service gets involved it turns into a 45 min fluffing session.

    • @generiquefrenchman5451
      @generiquefrenchman5451 Před 10 měsíci +6

      Classic corporates

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode Před 5 měsíci +8

      Sounds like Kamala Harris when she talks her word salad like when she was talking about the passage of time

  • @zhituhu2822
    @zhituhu2822 Před 8 měsíci

    Watched this again right after the release of iPhone 15. I have to admit that this show is made of gold.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Despite this being a parody at Apple, it wasn’t purposely cheap to make it funny. The renders were great, the sound, the music and the script were not half bad. It was about the clean inserts of jabs that made this hilarious.

  • @Zetact_
    @Zetact_ Před rokem +280

    I'm guessing that Blindr has a camera pointing inside the house that is always on and tracking, among other things, the light level so it can automatically open and close.

  • @theranger2185
    @theranger2185 Před rokem +760

    The irony of blinds being packed with invasive spyware is well more realistic than we thought

  • @geometryflame712
    @geometryflame712 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Gotta love how it's an Apple product covering up Windows.;)

  • @YourDadWithTheMilk304
    @YourDadWithTheMilk304 Před 3 měsíci +3

    2:23 He could have said "we are removing the heart from your chest" and I wouldnt even think twice

  • @KeithDCanada
    @KeithDCanada Před rokem +306

    This was an act of sheer genius. It was more Appley than Apple itself.

  • @TheButlerNZ
    @TheButlerNZ Před 2 lety +835

    I've had Blindr since the 80's and upgraded to this months model last week. I have had every Blindr model in my rooms and have now completed an update of my walls to integrate with them. (There's still a couple of walls that don't work with Blindr like the bathroom but I'm running that open source as it's a small inconvenience when the rest of the house will run smoothly once I update the floor to the current OS.
    Blindr 2.4 is due in Beta next week which has been approved for an advanced few million households like mine that are on the exclusive priority friends group. As like 2.0 it is completely incompatible with all previous versions I have separated the garage from the house so I can install them stand alone with their full integration plus system.
    I love the cordless move and can't wait for the Tetherpods(TM) to become available so I will also be able to open/close the units. I'm looking forward to the new gold-paladium battery system that will last 3 weeks on a factory only charge making sure no non Blindr suitable power is stored in the units.
    I don't know how we put up with those old aluminium ones for 40 years that were in the house when it was built. We had to walk up to them to open/close them almost every day where now we can simply find the Tetherpods(TM), complete their daily update patch, pair them with my watch and activate the security identification then just motion them in the direction of the room with the receiver to initiate the panel lights on Blindr so I can simply touch the appropriate colour for up/down/tilt/slant/vector/aggravate/swivel/hover/yaw/flex/impede/wurble/smoo.
    Once the Blindr limitations of liability, warranties and disclaimer notification has been confirmed I can let Blindr decide for me whether it feels I need the blind at another state of angular singularity.
    And it all cost less than the price of my car per monthly instalment.

    • @KOTYAR1
      @KOTYAR1 Před 2 lety +1

      👨‍💻👩‍💻🧑‍💻

    • @andreassumerauer5028
      @andreassumerauer5028 Před 2 lety +27

      God, I'm so envious! Any chance you can send me an invitation to that friends group? PLS!

    • @TheButlerNZ
      @TheButlerNZ Před 2 lety +2

      @@andreassumerauer5028 Unfortunately I am looking into another investment...
      Bryk
      Bryk replaces Blindr and fills areas of your wall that are leaking heat & light.
      Onch you have Bryk installed, your wall becomes a solid barrier even preventing various levels of noise and near 100% of unwanted intrusion by the Eurasian harvest mouse, known to decimate entire villages with their glass melting excretions and as we all know... Oranges aren't naturally occurring fruits!
      Fill YOUR walls with Bryk today!

    • @KBS_ar
      @KBS_ar Před 2 lety +3

      Stop writing articles on a YT comments section?

    • @ayumuchorizo4486
      @ayumuchorizo4486 Před 2 lety +21

      @@KBS_ar idk if you're joking or ....

  • @amacox3126
    @amacox3126 Před 5 měsíci

    The constant camera turns and sneaker squeaks got me.😂

  • @lakzefar449
    @lakzefar449 Před 9 měsíci

    I honestly love the Coffee Grindr i bought on Grindr

  • @blainepeoples5376
    @blainepeoples5376 Před 2 lety +876

    Smoothest transition to a sponsor i have ever seen. i actually didnt want to skip it

  • @lilsoysauce
    @lilsoysauce Před 2 lety +2344

    joma putting that 270k salary to work

    • @bobobo1673
      @bobobo1673 Před 2 lety +8

      Is he gain that money?

    • @biernikyghef9626
      @biernikyghef9626 Před 2 lety +93

      @@bobobo1673 yep, he actually makes +200K a year, that's computer sicence money for you lol

    • @bobobo1673
      @bobobo1673 Před 2 lety +12

      @@biernikyghef9626 thanks for answering. but I don't know what you see as funny ...

    • @concernedindian144
      @concernedindian144 Před 2 lety +2

      Ha ha that’s a good catch why he Joma works though

    • @JM-st1le
      @JM-st1le Před 2 lety +1

      Where does he work

  • @Gh0st_0723
    @Gh0st_0723 Před 5 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 still come back to this for a good laugh every now and then

  • @xhbr93
    @xhbr93 Před měsícem +1

    Like the irony that he's sitting alone in the conference as nobody wants to join him at the office and work remotely instead.

  • @1oolabob
    @1oolabob Před 2 lety +404

    This is brilliant! The production is spot-on and looks exactly like it could be a real Apple ad, but it's the realistic corporate doublespeak, the pacing, and the slightly understated acting that makes it so good. Plus, really gutsy to lampoon such a huge name in tech. Sir, you are keeping high-class comedy alive when the world really needs it. Excellent work!

  • @ashtrdvhjhedd
    @ashtrdvhjhedd Před 2 lety +673

    This man is too high quality for CZcams. Needs a Netflix series 😂

    • @laughingoutloud3713
      @laughingoutloud3713 Před 2 lety +6

      true. but copied comment

    • @yuriz7947
      @yuriz7947 Před 2 lety +1

      @@laughingoutloud3713 who cares, hardly anything is original nowadays.

    • @alois6909
      @alois6909 Před 2 lety +13

      Did you just use "quality" and "Netflix" in the same phrase ?

    • @jerryhan4978
      @jerryhan4978 Před 2 lety

      hahahaha

    • @That_One_Guy...
      @That_One_Guy... Před 2 lety +3

      "Netflix" and "High Quality", i've never seen a better sarcastic joke in just 3 sentences

  • @CptnPalomar
    @CptnPalomar Před 7 měsíci

    this guy did better than what an Entire team from apple , took weeks maybe even months to prepare for and he probably it did alone or with a few friends .

  • @walkingwith_dinosaurs
    @walkingwith_dinosaurs Před 3 měsíci

    This is the most hilarious thing I've seen for about 3 weeks🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MansoorCodes
    @MansoorCodes Před 2 lety +4411

    I’d actually buy these blinds

  • @HJEvelynha
    @HJEvelynha Před 2 lety +972

    “I hate my job” desk top lmaooo

  • @renren_27
    @renren_27 Před rokem

    Imagine the hysteria around the blinds, the queue at the Apple store on the day of launch🤣🤣🤣

  • @BrickEngines
    @BrickEngines Před 5 měsíci +2

    And all of that for just 9999.99 dollars and incredible price for such an incredible technology 😂

  • @GhostyKingdom
    @GhostyKingdom Před rokem +66

    There's even a inside facing camera that is always on to make sure you are completely satisfied with your privacy

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 Před 5 měsíci +10

      And if you tape over the camera the whole thing stops working

  • @a_balloon
    @a_balloon Před rokem +473

    He packed up the sponsorship part so well that I didn't even realise it was a sponsorship until it ended

    • @longebane
      @longebane Před rokem +41

      you really need to work on your awareness then. that was still pretty blatant

    • @ARUSApacecarHAMPTON
      @ARUSApacecarHAMPTON Před rokem +28

      Yes, it was blatant and so obvious it was funny.

    • @user-yg2uy8bc8q
      @user-yg2uy8bc8q Před rokem +4

      That was a sponsorship ?

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius Před 10 měsíci +5

      And seeing an evil CEO hate on it makes me think it's even more of a good idea to use it...

    • @user-sy4mp8hq6i
      @user-sy4mp8hq6i Před 10 měsíci +4

      Thanks to SponsorBlock for skipping the segment for me.

  • @OliveiraX
    @OliveiraX Před 3 dny

    That has got to be the best product placement of a sponsor I have ever seen on youtube. Go NordVPN!

  • @ricciwilliamsjr3212
    @ricciwilliamsjr3212 Před 10 měsíci

    I'm a year late on your entire series that's on your CZcams.. But I'm starting to understand how Software Engineers go through and how interviews may go. I'll have to deep dive into how you began and where you're at now. This is really good btw, Blindr is the next generation of blinds for our Windows, Apple is the takeover for all homes.

  • @hismightygains
    @hismightygains Před rokem +181

    “We’re not just a window-blind company, we’re a privacy company.” - Eric Wang

  • @alsto8298
    @alsto8298 Před rokem +227

    This is literally what Apple is. You better get your author rights secured before they stole your idea without any editing. There are a lot of people ready to buy that.

  • @DarthSchum
    @DarthSchum Před 3 měsíci

    "It is also... saving the earth". The plant. Compassionate smile. I laughed.