HiveSwap FriendSim Act 11: Mallek Adalov [NO COMMENTARY]

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  • čas přidán 2. 09. 2018
  • Wait, how many piercings are there?
    So this dude and his crew drags you into their van and casually asks "sup"
    2:14 - Um, hey...
    3:02 - Hey, ASSHOLE
    YOU'RE A ROBOT???
    5:08 - I'm a robot!
    How is Mallek still convinced that you are a robot?
    10:45 - Tell him the truth
    19:21 - Keep living this lie
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Komentáře • 109

  • @persocomz
    @persocomz Před 5 lety +242

    how to make homestucks question their sexuality: the game

  • @fruitpackette
    @fruitpackette Před 5 lety +265

    there was no big yellow friendship in the opening bc mallek is our bf now sorry i dont make the rules

  • @khazel8757
    @khazel8757 Před 5 lety +177

    "It does things to your guts. Friendship things."
    I ASSURE YOU, IT'S DOIN A LITTLE MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP THINGS FOR ME

  • @blackteabunny7317
    @blackteabunny7317 Před 5 lety +133

    Mallek: You can't what?
    MSPA: I can't swim
    Mallek: How old are you?
    MSPA: Six
    MSPA: 17:35

  • @alvarox951
    @alvarox951 Před 5 lety +69

    when i saw his character chard in troll call i taught "ugh, meaby is just one of those bully asholes who ditched school and like geting in fights or trouble"
    the you meet him at friendsim and you are like "holy hell, this guy is actually pretty chill and charming, hell he is reasonable and kind!"
    and then somehow malleks makes you question your sexuality

  • @killerfox13
    @killerfox13 Před 4 lety +42

    Wow...these two were so thirsty for each other. like, IMMEDIATELY

  • @tangerinecceden1750
    @tangerinecceden1750 Před 5 lety +229

    in this house we stan mallek

    • @Zombie_Chow
      @Zombie_Chow Před 3 lety

      *gets polypa's name tattoed on her butt*

  • @scribblescrabble9388
    @scribblescrabble9388 Před 5 lety +103

    i saw a man so beautiful i started crying????

  • @zgblanche1815
    @zgblanche1815 Před 4 lety +48

    Friendsim just really out here giving us Mallek and Lanque for the gays, Nihkee and Chahut for the lesbians, and panicked screaming for the bis

  • @thisissomedumbshhh1790
    @thisissomedumbshhh1790 Před 5 lety +75

    Honestly, compared to all the other characters in this game, Mallek is one of the nicer dudes. Less murdery.

  • @jocojovo37
    @jocojovo37 Před 5 lety +103

    I love that excited wiggle of the mouse when Diemen comes up

  • @nomihabo9752
    @nomihabo9752 Před 4 lety +52

    Damn I'm just now thinking abt how MSPAR has worn Malleks hoodie ever since this volume till the very end of pesterquest, changing every now and then but always coming back to it...
    MSPAR almost immediately fall for Mallek n he not only trusts them enough to tell them his fears but he also lowkey confesses in his good route... Their chemistry is better than with a lot of trolls too, it feels,, natural.
    I'd say Mallek n MSPAR were supposed be endgame but... y'know how Friendsim ended...
    Saddest thing is MSPAR will probs not be mentioned ever again after these games (maybe in HS^2?) n Mallek will have forgotten everything abt them and I'm 100% sure Hiveswap will HURT me bcoz of this
    Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go cry c ya

  • @whoisyolanda5024
    @whoisyolanda5024 Před 5 lety +149

    welp what pumpkin has officially made me gay

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety

      This is VIZ Entertainment I assume

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 Před 5 lety +7

      +Coffee Jaytee well who ever made the games are amazing people and illustrator for this chapter did wonderful job at making me fall for a fictional character

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety

      @@whoisyolanda5024
      Theyre making us swoon more in this series than in the initial Hiveswap game ♡♡♡♡♡

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 Před 5 lety +4

      +Coffee Jaytee Jegus heck yes they do legit fell for all of them except for Zebruh, Cronus can give the awarded trophy of worst character ever to him

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 Před 5 lety

      +Coffee Jaytee Jegus heck yes they do legit fell for all of them except for Zebruh, Cronus can give the awarded trophy of worst character ever to him

  • @digaddog6099
    @digaddog6099 Před 5 lety +38

    50% of comments: piercings are there
    30% of comments: I'm gay
    19% of comments: other
    1%: this

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +46

    I LIKE HIS THEME HOLY SHIT
    ITS SLICING ME BETWEEN TAGORA AND MALLEK

    • @Big_Fella_Guy
      @Big_Fella_Guy Před 5 lety

      yeah its reminds me a lot of uuuh, ghost mound from the grubbles (well the base line does a lot)

  • @haliquinn7008
    @haliquinn7008 Před 4 lety +16

    20:25 "I'm gonna own your entire system"
    Me: Please. Do it.

  • @theredvelveteer4721
    @theredvelveteer4721 Před 5 lety +65

    i'm just going to say it: two of his piercings are unaccounted for

    • @theredvelveteer4721
      @theredvelveteer4721 Před 5 lety +13

      @@ghost-ql3pb Two on his eyebrow. Piercings have to have a backing :)

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb Před 5 lety

      U guys wanted the answer, not me so stop complaining

    • @user-bw6ju8ve2c
      @user-bw6ju8ve2c Před 5 lety +1

      @@ghost-ql3pb nose ring too

    • @bloomy2121
      @bloomy2121 Před 4 lety +7

      Bulge piercings must hurt like a bitch tho

  • @phantomnight3466
    @phantomnight3466 Před 5 lety +23

    the person who disliked it was Zebruh

  • @lemnlyme
    @lemnlyme Před 5 lety +103

    ooooh mygod. this one is a keeper.

  • @f.z6938
    @f.z6938 Před 5 lety +43

    i honestly came into this one thinking i wouldnt like him so much but i ended up in friendship love so that's great! also GRUBSCARS CONFIRMEDDD

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +49

    Mallek cleared it that Ceruleans are just upper midbloods :/

    • @visionofsolace8961
      @visionofsolace8961 Před 3 lety +3

      But, each caste is higher than the other, and since ceruleans sit at the edge of high society, it's really fucky and shifty and they have to play by their higher castes rules as well.

  • @aw4085
    @aw4085 Před 5 lety +22

    For Mallek, there are three piercings on his horns, two on his eyebrow, three on his ears, two on his chest, one in his nose, and one on his tongue... but that's just twelve. He's meant to have thirteen... WHERE'S THE THIRTEENTH PIERCING?

  • @lekswig3316
    @lekswig3316 Před 4 lety +22

    Theory: Malleks name is based off of Rami Malek, who played a hacker, and Ada Lovelace, a mathematician

  • @williamwonker6558
    @williamwonker6558 Před 5 lety +45

    i am in love with him

  • @drgreenberg4682
    @drgreenberg4682 Před 5 lety +18

    Wait we hook up with this guy.....
    Yes

  • @azealot7112
    @azealot7112 Před 4 lety +11

    Alternian translation time
    TV in the car:
    NUBDAY FORECAST
    SOLAR RESPITE
    (perhaps "cu")LLDAY DRONE INSPECTION LE- (the letters are too blurry for me past this point)
    Boxes in kitchen (left to right)
    WEETABIX, TROLL CHEX, FURY POPS, FIDDLE FADDLE, (perhaps "gr")UB CRUNCH
    Box in room:
    E
    Sign in underground river:
    DO NOT BLOCK
    Graffiti in underground river:
    SUCK MY NOOK

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +28

    Damn ceruleans and indigos have a big barrier too

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +39

    Mallek is a few months away from exile; but the protag didnt comment about his height.

  • @muccaronee6747
    @muccaronee6747 Před 5 lety +22

    Where's my heterosexuality.
    Oh wait i never had one.

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe Před 5 lety +24

    -ITS BEEN CONFIRMED! TROLLS HAVE EARS!!!-
    He looks awesome. :3

  • @deactivated399
    @deactivated399 Před 5 lety +13

    OH NO HE'S HOT!!!!

  • @namelessnarrator7271
    @namelessnarrator7271 Před 5 lety +5

    Lol, the player is like: "My name is Connor, I'm the android sent by Cyberlife!"
    Furthermore, grubscars have finaly been confirmed. Fuck yes!

  • @kesitepe
    @kesitepe Před 5 lety +20

    13:20 THAT'S MY ZODIAC ON THE WALL

  • @mayorkoopbob
    @mayorkoopbob Před 5 lety +8

    Well we now know that grubscars are canon

  • @tangerinecceden1750
    @tangerinecceden1750 Před 5 lety +42

    12 we know of and 1 that is to be announced :3

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb Před 5 lety

      Rhea Lin
      3 on horns
      3 in ears
      4 on eyebrow
      2 on nipples
      and 1 on tongue
      3+3+4+2+1= 13

    • @tangerinecceden1750
      @tangerinecceden1750 Před 5 lety +10

      @@ghost-ql3pb actually, the "four" on his eyebrows are only 2. Those are bars, not studs. We have
      3 on his horns
      2 on his eyebrow
      3 on his ears
      1 for his nose
      1 for his tongue
      2 in his chest meat
      And that adds up to 12 + 1, and we see he has none on his belly button.

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb Před 5 lety

      Well sorry for trying to answer your question
      I rlly shouldn’t get bullied for trying to help

    • @tangerinecceden1750
      @tangerinecceden1750 Před 5 lety +8

      @@ghost-ql3pb but I didn't ask? In which way is this bullying? And besides you missed the nose one both times lmao make your own comment

    • @nicolassieh6799
      @nicolassieh6799 Před 5 lety +2

      @@ghost-ql3pb lmao bullying k

  • @Blitz-tk4jh
    @Blitz-tk4jh Před 4 lety +9

    wait so he has horn piercings? youd think that horns are all hard and shit and not that easy to pierce but apparently troll horns and eyes are made of the same material. squishy horns confirmed?

  • @finalechance7756
    @finalechance7756 Před 5 lety +34

    17:58
    ╹ਊ╹
    ՞ਊ՞

    • @ghost-ql3pb
      @ghost-ql3pb Před 5 lety

      Finale Chance bdhfjrbjsjxhdbejwjbd

  • @axeburningfire2507
    @axeburningfire2507 Před 3 lety +5

    his hiveswap & troll call sprite looks like a fucking gremlin, but the dude's chill.

  • @taeyeonsnose7003
    @taeyeonsnose7003 Před 3 lety +4

    Oh prettyboy

  • @wormtime8890
    @wormtime8890 Před 5 lety +8

    I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +10

    12:of know nothings and know it alls
    Shit were having galekh next time

  • @appojuce1286
    @appojuce1286 Před 5 lety +20

    His theme kind of sounds like one of the grubbles songs
    And I forgot what it was called

    • @appojuce1286
      @appojuce1286 Před 5 lety +6

      3:52
      And also that cursor is me when I saw him

    • @coiledAgent
      @coiledAgent Před 5 lety +3

      It sounds like ghost mound to me, the one used in the hiveswap trailer.

    • @appojuce1286
      @appojuce1286 Před 5 lety +1

      coiledAgent
      Yeah that one

    • @celestialjunipers6829
      @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +1

      Also sounds a bit like Rustblood in some parts

  • @mateusoliveira2776
    @mateusoliveira2776 Před 5 lety +5

    fuck it happened again... i'm in love with a fictional character...

  • @sesquipedalianloquaciousne4035

    This is definitely more than just one of these desperation-motivated friendships, maybe even something more

  • @burning.at.topolla
    @burning.at.topolla Před 11 měsíci +1

    we are getting a little more than friendly up in here

  • @corydalis6347
    @corydalis6347 Před 5 lety +14

    hm. im gay!

  • @eridanampora3024
    @eridanampora3024 Před 5 lety +10

    YEEEEE BOI

  • @themagnificencesandwich6519

    18:26 *:)*

  • @esn_64
    @esn_64 Před 5 lety +4

    ITS SAUSAGE BOY!!!!!!!

  • @celestialjunipers6829
    @celestialjunipers6829 Před 5 lety +6

    The nose piercing made him look a little silly tho

  • @guydisorder
    @guydisorder Před 5 lety +13

    Ok so
    Where's the 13th one piercing

  • @esn_64
    @esn_64 Před 5 lety +3

    Also he has airpods

  • @kittykittybangbang9367
    @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 2 lety +2

    punk rock boyfriend

  • @caesars.bubbles
    @caesars.bubbles Před 5 lety +3

    niC E

  • @drewdrewdrew6032
    @drewdrewdrew6032 Před 5 lety +4

    Who is Treyaf? Treyaf Dammek? Idk im just thinking that maybe this is why he got DVD's on his hive... he got it from mallek... or maybe is another troll and im just saying shit...

    • @MiscEris
      @MiscEris  Před 5 lety

      Wait where does it say Treyaf Dammek?

    • @whoisyolanda5024
      @whoisyolanda5024 Před 5 lety +2

      maybe it is cause Dammek would use a bunch of fake names cause you know or it is another troll

    • @drewdrewdrew6032
      @drewdrewdrew6032 Před 5 lety +1

      @@MiscEris it only says treyaf im just assuming it could be dammek

  • @Dearestofthemdeers
    @Dearestofthemdeers Před rokem +1

    El xokas

  • @wizardwyrm2805
    @wizardwyrm2805 Před 4 lety +2

    I like seeing some creative license being taken with the original social order as much as the next person, but cerulean as a mid-hue? Seriously? Equius only described Vriska as being "a little bit worse" than him. They're still nobility and entitled to live in castles and shit. Maybe they're writing it this way so they can make ceruleans to be more convincing spunky rebel types.

  • @trixabellian
    @trixabellian Před 3 lety +3

    *Why does he have a nose*

  • @_err0r.m4sk_
    @_err0r.m4sk_ Před 2 lety +1

    Why Hiveswap friendsim has so many fan service for no reason? Not that i don't like it ofc but like whyy ahah